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Maybe the rason we havent signed a RM is because Semi will play there (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Jul 8, 23:10:55
- We've got strikers to do that (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 8, 23:42:56
Look at time 2109 (Other Football) - roland rat, Jul 8, 21:43:38
- you need to take something for your transfer rumour obsession. (Other Football) - shoddy, Jul 8, 21:54:38
Ever-so-slowly backing away from Sugs and Worzel (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 21:26:17
- I'm lolling. Top wrathing that. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 8, 23:36:54
- yeah! reminded me of that youtube vid with the kid smashing up his keyboard going beserk! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 21:28:03
  - That was a setup wannit? shame though (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:16:17
    - don't think so. It looked fairly real (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 23:18:29
      - can't remember where I read it was a set up, but what I did read was (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:32:10
        
        Think this is him and his other vids (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:40:46
        
        he's a freaky nob (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 23:56:50
        
        having watched that keyboard thing again (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 00:03:02
        
        I watched it too! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 00:06:37
        
        the bit about the escape button does it for me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 00:08:38
        
        oh I couldn't watch all of it, all that screaming and wailing (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 00:45:18
  - I think I may well have done similar things in the past (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:30:01
    - berzerker. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 21:38:52
Anyone got a Wii Fit? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:06:25
- How irritable are you? Serious question. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:06:46
  - "playing Wii games felt uncomfortably like wandering into an 8-yr old girl's dreams" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 21:43:39
    - yikes (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:18:19
    - I used to know an obsessive, a proper one, way back when (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:51:38
  - I am extraordinarily irritable and intolerant at times (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:15:55
    - Ha ha ha ha ha ha you fruitcake (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:23:23
      - haha I've usually managed to control myself in the workplace (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:33:50
        
        Almost, yes. Someone sent me that, insisting that it's me. It ain't. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:39:09
        
        that is pretty weird I'll admit (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:03:07
        
        Thing is, this creates a false picture of me among strangers (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 22:09:31
        
        berzerker. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 22:22:18
        
        ha ha! Great word ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 22:24:46
        
        Don't worry (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:15:18
        
        I'm the other extreme to this I think, but doesn't make it any better (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:14:02
        
        Mm. Something like that, yeh. But, um, this ain't a Confessional, so, er, g'night all! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 22:26:12
        
        hehe, you'd better save some of these undoubtedly amusing and embaressing stories for the (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:30:13
        
        or perhaps even this... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:35:24
- Yes, no, and yes they are. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 20:07:47
  - thanks, that's what I suspected (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:12:18
    - erm... you need both... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 20:13:41
      - really? I thought that, but the lying bastards in the shop told me it was independent (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:24:46
        
        Defo not (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 20:26:21
        
        makes sense. Good job I dont' believe a word that shop assistants say (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:27:56
  - Tiger Woods 10 is amazing - brilliant game on the Wii (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 20:09:35
    - ah yes, the full Wii could be worthwhile (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:13:06
      - full wii? Doesn't the wii fit need a wii to be connected too?oh god, I'm getting to the (General Chat) - megson, Jul 8, 23:36:34
        
        yes, correct (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 00:03:28
GK (NCFC) - rebus of a beehive, Jul 8, 19:58:22
my other half has swine flu (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Jul 8, 19:47:49
- depends if they die or not (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 8, 19:55:40
- I had it about a month ago (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 19:51:15
  - Pigs didn't start the swine flu........ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 19:55:27
    - Billy Joel song I think (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 8, 21:26:41
    - dear god (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 19:58:06
      - Dreadful isn't it. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 20:09:04
        
        I managed to take about 45 seconds before my finger pulled the trigger (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:13:47
        
        it was the misspelling of laboratory that did it for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 20:19:10
Blummen funny (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 19:29:44
FAO Higherwrather - I jusr done a search on the pink un on hightower, I'm very cross with (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 19:12:28
- Go on then - give me the venom - "hope you get strumpet-cancer and your bell-end turns (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jul 8, 21:03:30
  - the result of the DNA analysis is back now, and it was definitely him ^^^ (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jul 8, 22:42:52
  - what have you been up to on that unholy and god-forsaken site? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:21:52
FAO Tombs Re Open University (General Chat) - CanaryMK, Jul 8, 19:08:29
- An excellent institution (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Jul 8, 21:31:28
  - could I do an OU degree outside the UK? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:05:34
    - I think so, though the fees will be higher (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Jul 8, 22:11:28
      - thanks, I found a list of courses I can do from here (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:21:33
- He wants to teach a course (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:15:20
theoklitos (General Chat) - lefthand_man, Jul 8, 18:49:15
- From the ancient Greek Theos meaning Divine/Godly and Klitos, difficult to translate but (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 18:56:01
  - - klitos translates as (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:00:55
    - ...completely forgot to do the Crichton gag in that post. Soz. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:04:50
  - roflaussiegreektastic (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Jul 8, 18:58:43
Theoklitos. Encouraging or underwheling Aussie nobody? (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Jul 8, 18:46:05
- impossible to say (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:48:55
  - 'impossible to say' (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:50:17
    - rolfalotikos (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:50:31
      - eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:53:15
        
        Oh I seeeeeeeeeeeeee (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:55:29
        
        surely encouraging (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 19:20:21
        
        got to be better than the Bosnich rumour that was going around too (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 19:20:59
        
        or Nicky Weaver? Dunno. (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:24:45
        
        Sasa Ilic? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:03:12
        
        this sounds quite encouraging about Theo Clits (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:05:22
        
        ?eljko Kalac (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 20:05:01
        
        Thassim! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:07:20
serafim stamp (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jul 8, 18:39:42
Evenly poised. Jolly good days Cricket. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:23:08
And seeing as you're in, Dave, a Q to you and Aggs and Shoddy etc (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:19:23
- Hello Suggs (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 20:39:36
- it's all about the liasons and silent letters (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:32:10
  - You pronounce the 'CaReFuL' consonants... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 18:42:12
    - Michel is one of the methods I'm using, yes (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:44:06
  - oh and elision (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:34:56
    - see, I know *about* this (as opposed to knowing it properly) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:39:59
      - its a headache when you have to listen to it 24/7 but you dont get it sometimes (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 20:50:34
        
        oh yeah, and I can read ok, but the problem is in my mind I apply a sound to that french (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 20:56:25
        
        Is that you, Rob? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:11:14
        
        Nope, I'm not Rob! I wish that I could speak as well as him! (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 21:20:59
        
        Ah, OK, I saw your reply to someone the other day and made 5 from two 2s (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:25:58
        
        well, it's different to english or scandinavian languages for example, yes (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 21:31:51
        
        Heh heh (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:35:01
        
        that sounds like a whole new thread ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 21:36:26
        
        A new thread? More like a blog, mate. Back away from it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:40:09
        
        c'est n'importe quoi ! (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 21:31:46
      - years (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:49:28
        
        When I have to e-mail the guy, I write in French - except (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:00:01
        
        i don't think 'tu' always leads to bumming (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 19:08:06
        
        It's remembering to address the maire as vous but his wife as tu... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 19:13:53
        
        You've been to Abjat then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 19:17:56
        
        Zut alors, that shoud go there V V (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 19:20:04
        
        In France, I believe, it's possible for all five to apply at the same time (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:16:24
        
        Oh - I'll tell you what's a major sod to remember, too (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:21:10
        
        that seems a perfectly logical expression to me (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 19:26:07
        
        There's my problem. I thought 'droit' only meant 'right'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:27:05
        
        the secret of learning a language... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 19:28:54
        
        oh, but that has an e on the end, dunnit (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:28:05
        
        In speaking, most tu parts of verbs sound the same as je... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 19:06:26
        
        Ah - he wrote the Merde books, I see (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:08:39
        
        Indeed. They're a little exaggerated, but I recognise a lot of what happens. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 19:14:50
- Quite often I still can't. Especially when they speak patois. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 18:24:53
  - Did I read that you're packing up and coming home? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:30:46
    - I am. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 18:43:26
      - In that case, well done (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:46:55
FAO DIYers, sparkies etc (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:08:56
- electrian ?1.50 a min (General Chat) - kye, Jul 8, 20:26:36
- Check all the wiring within the rose (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 8, 18:48:25
  - done that. See, I do have a new rose, (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:52:35
    - Well you'll be damned... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 18:55:02
      - (points to door) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 19:01:27
        
        I was wondering if anyone was going to get it.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 19:06:52
- Repair the switch by candle light in case there's a gas leak, Don't turn on the switch. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:21:35
  - wear wellingtons (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:23:25
    - and stock up on Activias with Bifidus ActiRegularis (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 18:24:55
- I'm going to pray for you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 18:21:18
- If you put some horseshit around the rose you crackling will stop and it will (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 8, 18:19:28
- Eat more carrots (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 18:16:33
  - hahahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 18:22:29
  - Will I have to stop werhanking too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:19:43
    - I thought you said you weren't going to anymore seeing as it dropped off (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 18:23:01
- what about the switch? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:14:16
  - Fair point, I'll check that after tea (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:16:11
    - it'll be the wiring then (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:20:06
      - The roof was fixed, what, a couple of months ago, mind (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:22:46
      - he lives in wales (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:21:07
        
        rollf (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:33:59
    - is your generator still running? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:19:04
- how old is your wiring? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:11:26
  - rolfs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 18:21:52
  - 3/4 gwelph-pin (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 18:14:50
    - sounds typical, try spraying it with WD40 and hitting it with a lumphammer (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:17:06
BALLS FREDDIE BALLS. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:04:15
- Jimmy coming in as night watchman (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 18:05:25
  - wared (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:07:10
    - Agree with Beefy - night watchman thingy is pie. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:16:25
    - 18 balls to go. tick tock jimmy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:09:50
      - The Hog was the man when it came to night watching. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:10:50
        
        jimmys just cannon fodder (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:12:35
        
        Prior cannon fodder (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:14:41
        
        oh dare (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:17:39
Doncaster says sorry, looks gutted :)................... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:00:41
- Prudence with contrition (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 8, 21:12:40
- Pretty noble thing to say really (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 18:05:00
  - shame he never once admitted any mistakes while in office (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:16:36
  - fuck him (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:08:21
- Im sure he was very sorry when he was counting his wages... (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 18:02:33
300 on the board for England (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 17:45:47
- Nice calm re-build is what's required. Good start. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:51:51
  - Im going to tempt fait here but... (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 17:54:02
    - Erm ooopps..... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 18:04:19
      - Think you were just outside the posting/wicket timeline to be blamed for that one. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:05:08
    - Because of his wicky mistakes, Prior gets a little under estimated with his batting. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:55:05
      - 50 runs in 54 balls... (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 17:56:58
        
        Sadly its been matched by some strange batting from KP and Colly (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 18:00:30
        
        Just saw KP getting out. So so so so frustrating. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:01:18
        
        Strange bowling by the Aussies, too wide to Prior. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:58:44
You know that law that bans people from drinking alcohol within view of the pitch ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 17:34:16
- its just footy. was a recommendation from the taylor report i think (n/m) (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Jul 8, 17:58:07
- Just football. You can take your pints into the stand with you at rugby (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 17:40:39
  - Hardly fair is it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 17:41:28
    - You sow what you reap is the term I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 17:44:06
      - erm no... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 8, 18:18:48
- Bans people from drinking within view of the pitch.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 8, 17:38:38
- Certainly aint the case in Cricket!! Nor the Tennis for that matter. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:36:13
  - he said sport (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 18:04:49
    - lollers (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 18:08:08
Bumble loves twittering as well as Bristols it would seem. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:28:33
Hey AB (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 17:25:19
- You can buy a plank for ?300.00 (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 8, 17:41:32
  - I rather fancied the plank (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 18:22:18
  - You'd be a bit of a plnk if you did (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 17:48:18
    - FFS *plank* (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 17:48:44
      - loledge (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 17:51:49
Damn you KP! (n/m) (Other Sports) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:55:15
- Fucks sake - sounds like a right waste of a wicket (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 16:57:56
  - Even Blowers is saying that KP and Colly should be ashamed of they way they gave thier wic (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:58:58
    - KP's wicket was dreadful........ (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 17:00:31
- bollocks! we're fucked. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:57:39
  - If we're now banking on Freddie (whic basically we are) then yes, I agree (Other Sports) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:59:26
    - slogger freddie will be tempted out of his crease. (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 17:02:57
    - Leaving work KP in, get home KP out. Balls, although Prior is a decent bat on his day (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:01:51
      - Dr, have you found linkage yet? (n/m) (Other Sports) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 17:07:05
        
        Searching now, Sky going all out to stop linkage but I won't be defeated. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:07:37
        
        use this whilst I find better linkage...... (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:11:53
        
        Much better linkage, stream 1 good, need to use Window Explorer....... (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:15:11
      - Your fault for sneaking off home early. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 17:03:10
        
        I should really stay till 7ish as not to monk it for England. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:24:05
      - Get your pads on Dubs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 17:02:50
        
        Against the spinner I would'nt mind a few. Slap him over the top, no fielders in the air. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 8, 17:26:22
A glimspe into Gunn's management style... (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 8, 16:46:30
- So let me get this straight, Gunn is too nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 8, 16:59:58
- Been here before with Grant, so Roeder's style was a welcome change (NCFC) - pants, Jul 8, 16:54:59
- When did he change his surname? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:48:14
Anyone mechanically minded on here? (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:41:40
- No... (General Chat) - Alan, Jul 8, 17:35:05
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jul 8, 16:44:40
- probably advisable not to exceed the speed limit by more than double (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:43:51
  - I hate wearing seatbelts though (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:45:56
    - is the vehicle fitted with airbags? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:46:53
      - Yes, although I deflated them - don't like them either (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:48:03
        
        your not taking this seriously are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:50:44
        
        Please don't be cross (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:51:59
        
        I'm just trying to help you (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:53:58
- Dunno about the gearbox (but doesn't sound good, to be fair), but I'd get that nail sorted (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:43:46
  - you're SO sensible (and nice!) - I wish i were you AB!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:46:56
  - ok, ta (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:46:37
- no....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:42:39
  - I am closer to Cheltenham! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:46:22
    - and I'm.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:47:53
      - Handier for trips back to the Mother Land! (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:51:03
        
        oh defo...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:52:55
        
        I tried the Covenrty way on the rec. of my dad last summer (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 16:56:58
        
        try my old cross country way.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:59:43
        
        The three Bees (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 17:01:50
        
        I don't go as far east as you - I go "home" to Hunstanton - would that route (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 17:01:38
        
        yes...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 17:04:58
        
        Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 17:23:31
        
        HUNSTANTON not Huntington! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 8, 17:07:51
        
        Near me that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 17:14:22
        
        oh soz misread...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 17:11:45
        
        he's definitely a "coventry bypass boy" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:52:49
        
        whereas tombs...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:53:42
Gunn talks about charisma with the new keeps, makes me think D Marshall was as exciting... (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 8, 16:40:41
- wasn't he a dour presbyterian? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 16:41:42
  - u wot? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 8, 16:56:05
    - Scottesh god boverers (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 17:05:34
  - u what?? (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Jul 8, 16:44:58
sign Mcveigh up for fuck sake!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Jul 8, 16:36:27
- Isn't Jonah3000 a bit dated now, shouldn't you be Jonah4.0 or summit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 8, 16:40:26
  - ....probably I just cant be botthered to change it if I'm honest!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Jul 8, 16:41:09
- bring back squiz! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 8, 16:38:05
  - whatever happened to Blue Spice??!! fuckin' wanted to know us when we were in the prem... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:43:58
    - her other half will be be gutted about newcastles (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 8, 16:59:12
      - there could be some real trouble brewing there (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 17:22:12
        
        haha, she's pretty active on myspace if wotb'rs are interested (NCFC) - pants, Jul 8, 17:27:38
This bloke from Oz........... (NCFC) - jonah3000, Jul 8, 16:31:53
- Quality judgement tool, a computer game. (n/m) (NCFC) - matchdaypie, Jul 8, 17:50:10
- He's played for Zebra's so he must have earned his stripes. (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:34:22
  - sounds like a load of pony to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 16:38:50
Collingwaywood (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 16:30:56
Colly gone... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 16:30:38
- 228-4 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 16:30:52
  - Bum. Still 228-4 way way better than 93-3 was. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:33:01
    - SHADDDDUP jonah!!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:39:26
      - excuse me!? (n/m) (Other Sports) - jonah3000, Jul 8, 16:40:35
    - Prior in now. I would put Broad in before Fred as well (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 16:35:11
      - yer, I think we are looking at Freddie for his bowling this time round (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 8, 16:37:57
Does anyone else get in the mood for killing when that Rowntree's randoms voiceover comes (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 16:20:13
- Loads of people shilling for Morrisons at the moment, the cunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:27:27
  - Mark Morrisons vs Spasda vs Viceland which is more chavtastic (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 16:29:05
    - Depends where you are in the country I think. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:31:16
      - If i had a choice never ever step foot in another one of those ever again it'd have to be (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 17:00:44
      - There's some HD Linebacker action in Asdas Norwich (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:38:41
  - good fish counter though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:28:46
- good usage ....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:24:23
le francais gagne a Perpignon. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 8, 16:18:47
- Je d?teste ces b?tards de grenouille fran?ais....... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 16:27:21
  - Je d?teste match (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 8, 16:38:54
    - Je d?teste icles (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 16:41:57
anybody on here used the Open University? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:14:32
- I work at said institution (General Chat) - CanaryMK, Jul 8, 17:14:12
- Is that the same thing as the university of life? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 16:21:25
  - No, it's like normal university except there's no bar (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 16:35:33
  - been there, done that, got the teabag. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:25:22
    - I've never been there or done that, I just went straight for the teabagging (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 16:27:33
      - Did you get a Diploma (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:30:25
        
        no just dipsomania (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 17:14:38
  - No, the university of life is what people too thick to get into real university call "the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:25:20
    - Bloody hell, is that the choice now - University or the dole? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 16:58:08
    - What about school of hard knocks? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 16:26:45
    - he knows^^ (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:26:40
- Johnny Comecardiff is doing one now, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:15:10
  - Good oh, I've got too much time on my hands now and need to fill it sensibly (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:18:58
    - Don't you have to work? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 16:58:56
    - waste it on here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 16:22:03
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 17:23:59
    - Take up Golf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:20:42
      - tried that, can't get along with it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:24:15
        
        hahaha! "pongo" and "less thick", hahahahaha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 17:01:46
        
        If I suddenly had loads of time on my hands, I'd really like to learn how to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:30:11
        
        That is a Princely ambition (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:32:38
        
        I'm not sure I could achieve a shed that was both well equipped and well ordered. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:34:35
What if you saw a gnat? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 8, 16:12:10
- I'd tie it in a gnot (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 16:21:16
- probably, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 16:19:36
- B (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 16:15:01
- You've got to kernow how (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 16:14:01
- depends (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:13:01
- having supper at 3.45pm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 16:12:51
Silly E Mails...... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jul 8, 16:03:07
- it's autermattick (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:11:14
  - You can switch it off dead easy on the ifoon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 16:13:13
    - i can't (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 16:15:05
- I find that quite useful (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 16:04:52
  - Aha-Touche, Sir... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jul 8, 16:08:26
Fao Females. Can you let us know what this takes like (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 15:55:54
- *tastes* (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 15:56:14
The Welshs should never get another test match ever again. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 15:50:15
- Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrhydian (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 15:51:39
  - Hahaha. Aggers and his mate comparing Rhydian to both Gary Glitter and The Only Gay In Th (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 15:55:58
    - yeah, made me lol that did (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 16:03:29
  - Or Charlotte Churches (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 8, 15:53:07
Gay Conservatives (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 15:45:57
Collingwood and Pietersen both get 50, 100 partnership and tea in a min (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 15:38:08
- Tea??? It's only 3:45!! Tea is usually about 6ish, unless you have to work late (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 15:43:51
  - You're thinking about supper. It's a common mistake. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 15:44:33
    - super at 6? (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 15:47:28
      - Yes, early for me too, but he was clearly thinking about supper. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 15:51:54
        
        Supper is cheese n crackers just before you go to bed (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 16:59:54
      - supper * (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 15:47:48
  - That's dinner, unless you're a chav (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 15:44:32
    - Dinner is at dinner time - ie mid day. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 17:00:21
- indeed (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 8, 15:40:12
- shhhhh (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 15:40:08
  - Blimey. who won? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 15:44:21
I just called the tax office and apparently they owe me ?750 from 2005...kerrrrching!! (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 15:31:57
- Good luck getting it back, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 15:46:20
  - Haha, same with me (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jul 8, 15:50:25
    - I got sick of them, hence the debt collectors. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 15:55:10
      - Oooh, tell us when you're on!!! I'd love a go on ranvir and dianne. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 16:31:20
      - That's exactly what I said to my partner (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jul 8, 16:07:01
- nice- you could buy 3.75 20 pence pieces (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 15:34:27
  - or I might just send it to Foulger and see if he'll double it (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 15:37:26
OH JOY OF JOYS!!! I have just been given an undated 30p in my change (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 15:06:14
- 30p? shirley you mean 20p? I have one too! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 15:47:02
- not surprised, you're as bent as a 30p piece! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 15:07:23
On BOTH sides (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 14:59:45
- Oh dear.... I ferar I may have just played out a long lost script from Only Fools And Hors (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 15:00:44
  - OFAH usurped Norman Wisdom as Albanias favourite comedy fact (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 15:16:08
  - Triggerface (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 8, 15:08:20
  - you've bought some condoms? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 15:03:47
    - ^^small insight into the last time tombs bought a jonny^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 15:10:40
  - I just put 3 20p's in the vendor a minute before reading your message (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 15:03:15
    - here's a tip (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 15:04:07
TdF'ers (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 14:56:22
- on Koowye last night on Dave jar voo (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 15:00:32
Haven't got time to do this so will have to report back later... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:52:06
- hare goo (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:58:17
  - Gig posters (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 15:24:51
  - ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 15:08:01
Check this gizmo out ashes faces (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 14:49:14
- yeah played with that at lunchtime, is pretty good! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 14:54:12
GET IN THERE (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 14:32:36
- I got mine last week, also my girlfriend's mum found 2 in her spare change jar! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 15:49:14
- Is it unusual apart from the date? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 8, 14:55:18
  - Yes (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 14:58:11
  - swun of these (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 14:57:27
    - damn it, I'm pretty sure I had one of those FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 8, 15:28:45
      - ah no, maybe not (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 8, 15:30:53
- Bummage... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:53:57
  - ... (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 15:05:49
- You gonna keep it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 14:46:03
  - dunno yet (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 14:50:44
- Everyone's going on about these undated 20p's can someone explain it all to me? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:38:09
  - Hey, guess what! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 14:53:02
    - umm what? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:59:57
      - I int neva heard ofum (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 15:03:09
  - 100,000 misminted 20p coins, worth about 70 quid each to collectors (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 14:45:00
    - They're going for ?180+ on ebays (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 8, 14:48:06
      - yeah just noticed that, when i first heard this story in jan/feb time they were only ?70 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 14:50:21
    - sre they legal tender though? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:47:56
  - The mint accidently minted a load of 20p coins with no year on them. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 14:40:56
    - Blimey, I might get set too with a file and some emery paper this evening. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 14:55:08
    - Thanks AB 2nd sensible answer, fookin hell did someones head fall off (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:43:09
      - Second time they've done it, 'pparently, issued undated coins. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 14:49:30
    - imagine that (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:42:16
  - 2008 coin mistake. The 20p coins which had the shield for tales (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 14:40:36
    - Thanks pantsy, I'm a little shocked that I got a sensible answer from someone (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:42:09
    - tales (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:41:18
      - totlaly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 14:41:41
        
        were YOU totally? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:43:05
        
        No (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 14:46:09
        
        Pants is JCC? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:51:30
        
        he is also stringersrevenge (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 15:00:37
        
        he is omnipantscent (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 15:03:13
  - they are 20p coins that are undated (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:39:57
    - I still don't get it. What do you win if you find one? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:40:54
      - People in jackets with elbow patches will pay you ??? for them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 14:46:32
        
        So in other words... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:55:07
      - twetty pee (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 14:41:43
- 7k if true..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 8, 14:37:17
- Well done. That must be worth almost (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 14:35:48
  - 200 quid at the moment on ebay. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 14:37:44
    - Nice one. Seems a lot though, as they seem relatively common. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 14:39:03
      - like kerry katona then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:43:45
FAO Japseye - cheers geezer it would appear that we're buying the bugger + ... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:23:27
- ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:28:57
  - Chortle... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:31:17
    - in (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:36:33
- put your foot down, are you a man, a mouse (General Chat) - kenny powers, Jul 8, 14:27:23
  - I don't care enough to want to (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:28:28
Saints have been saved/bought (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:18:32
- By a bloke who has 2billion in his ACTUAL backpocket. (Other Football) - songwriter, Jul 8, 14:19:56
  - loyal fan base of 13,000 (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:21:27
    - Not to mention the training facilities (n/m) (Other Football) - Jambocanary, Jul 8, 14:56:04
    - Wotte's the Southampton managers name. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:23:12
      - Dave Jones I think (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 14:39:20
      - ok (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 8, 14:36:27
      - ok (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:32:25
      - ok (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:30:13
      - ok (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:28:47
      - ok (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 14:26:40
      - ok (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:25:01
      - ok (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:24:38
  - he wouldn't profile well enough for delia (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:21:13
    - Not true he once went to poringland for tea and scones (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:26:54
    - he's fecking german init, *now taken swiss nationality* (n/m) (Other Football) - kenny powers, Jul 8, 14:25:49
      - t. axedodger (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:30:01
- bastidz (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:19:42
  - Try telling that to the Saints fans down here! (Other Football) - BungysPie, Jul 8, 14:31:09
FTSE down .38% (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:14:31
- ahhh......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:19:08
- I had a kitkat for breakfast and chips, naan and burger sauce for lunch (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:17:17
  - love dipping kitkats into hot chocolate...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:21:45
    - lol basic traning? is that where you learn't to ba a tranny? (n/m) (General Chat) - kenny powers, Jul 8, 14:28:37
      - no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:32:38
        
        where did you learn then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:40:46
        
        YOUR mum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:47:49
    - Hey what you do in your own time CC is your business (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:27:39
    - just in a very feminine way (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:26:13
      - but i heard you LIKE men in uniform brandy?! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:33:37
  - old skool healthy eating (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:18:33
    - Healthy eating is for fools. They should bring back bread and dripping in schools (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:29:23
      - everyone should have full fat milk and 3 sugars in their tea (n/m) (General Chat) - kenny powers, Jul 8, 14:32:04
        
        I have 3 sugars but with semi skimmed (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 14:40:05
        
        full fat milk at school - till thatcher thatcher milk snatcher took it away! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:34:51
- don't dehydrate (General Chat) - kenny powers, Jul 8, 14:15:39
  - plendee of H20 tar (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:17:43
    - *hooge sigh of relief* (n/m) (General Chat) - kenny powers, Jul 8, 14:24:13
*WARNING* Cricket... (Other Sports) - Bezley, Jul 8, 13:59:00
- Only in the same way that pants misses Peter Thorne (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:03:28
  - ^^^^^^^ in a gayway ^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - kenny powers, Jul 8, 14:14:57
- Only because nobody gets to post 'Bell end' for the 900th time (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 8, 14:03:04
  - i saw what you did there (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:06:35
- not really......... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:02:29
  - Just when playing the Aussies? (Other Sports) - Bezley, Jul 8, 14:06:09
    - nope..... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:07:19
wouldn't want this fella, would we? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 13:57:30
Nail on Head (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 8, 13:56:16
- Now THAT is what is known as a shit-eating grin (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:57:13
  - So Doomy is divorced (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:01:56
    - because he was never off the fucking phone to alice fergersons (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:08:55
      - "Darling, we really need a new washing machine" (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:21:29
        
        Or, (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 8, 14:27:27
        
        Haha (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 8, 14:24:33
    - can people please refrain about posting about anyones private life. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:06:31
Don't say Martin Lewis never gives you anything (General Chat) - conker, Jul 8, 13:56:05
Kennedy out for another 10 months at least (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 13:45:32
- Retirement coming up. Shame (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:46:59
Simon Cox off to West Brom ?1.9. good news for us...all best players fucking off (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 8, 13:40:53
a let down (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jul 8, 13:25:26
I hope this new guy makes several clangers (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 8, 13:17:46
Up next on the plinth.....a Muppet type thang (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 8, 13:17:29
- Did you know that the fourth plinth is being kept for a statue of the Queen when she dies? (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 13:26:11
  - They should keep it for a statue of her eldest boy - Plinth Charles. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 14:13:35
    - Oh well fuck the lot of you then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 14:51:47
Chant for new keeper? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 8, 13:17:29
- Would that be for everyone except IED and Sarah? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 8, 13:30:33
Serafim....what a bender. Bet his likes it up the (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:15:29
Just had a liquid lunch and watched 45 mins of the clickit. I now cannot be (General Chat) - meggers, Jul 8, 13:14:04
Aussie XI over lunch anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 8, 13:13:44
- gordan mcqueensland (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:15:53
- paul shrimp-on-the-barbie-son (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:01:20
- Right, back on track. Leon Oz-man (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 14:00:52
- Boomerangdrew Cole. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:41:15
- Donk (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 13:41:15
  - For those that don't understand - Crocodile Dundee 2 reference (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 13:43:16
    - uh-oh. Brandy's having one of his moments. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 13:46:26
      - how come (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 13:49:39
        
        If an entrant for a Pun XI needs this many explanatory footnotes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 13:56:47
        
        Well it's a fairly famous line from a pretty famous film (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:04:23
        
        no its not, its SHIT. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:09:28
        
        lower lip quivering ... cheeks going slightly vermilion ... eyes moistening ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:05:43
        
        *sighs* it's a shame, it really is a shame you old fool. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:08:27
        
        and there it is - BLLLUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:14:10
        
        drrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lllllllllllllllllllll (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:15:59
        
        Where's the wanky little lapdog when you need him, blubby boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:21:54
        
        what's that you drooooooooooooolliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngg gggggggg again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 14:25:38
        
        fight, fight, fight!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 14:39:06
    - wtfayoa? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:45:41
    - ??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:44:23
      - Donk - he plays for WBA] (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 13:46:55
- Emu Ehiogu (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:38:41
  - ahhh, jumping in on my "aussie animals" phase i see! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:44:59
- koala toure (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:35:31
- brendan wombattson (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:34:43
- norman crocodile hunter (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:33:45
- Landon Jason Donovan (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:32:35
- darrel russell danny crowe (see what i did there?!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:32:15
- Abdoulaye veggiMeite (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 13:31:53
- Stuart Downundering (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 13:31:37
- roy wallerby (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:31:24
- Abo Boupe Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 8, 13:30:52
- Jimmy Neighbours (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:29:56
- Paul Robinson (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:29:41
- Robert Strhuth (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 13:28:54
- Convictor Segura (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 13:27:57
- steve fosters (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:27:46
  - damn, didnt bother scrolling down! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:28:34
- Flamin GaLars Jacobsen (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 13:27:10
- bon-dai beach davies (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:25:17
- Jason Alf Roberts (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 8, 13:25:04
- dirty northern territories bastard 41 (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:24:47
- david ayres-roc-astle (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:24:17
- Ulluru Ehiogu (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:24:07
- Sheila Amoeobi (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jul 8, 13:24:01
- Juan Pablo Mrs Mangel (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 8, 13:23:33
  - get right in there, my son (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:23:54
    - ^^^ is this an attempt by SiH to tell us that he's tehwatch? ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 13:33:00
- Wayne "Sydney Harbour" Bridge (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:23:06
- melbourne machin (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:22:53
- David 'Ned' Kelly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:22:45
- David Plattypus (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jul 8, 13:22:35
- Steve Fosters (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:22:21
- Wallaby Downes (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:20:38
- Ulysses de la Roos (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:20:11
- mervin g'day (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:19:51
- Celestine Barbie-yaro (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:19:21
- Whoops... i completely misread and have gone on a Cricket X1 fest. Apologies. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:18:56
- HowZat Knight (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:18:36
- Ashesley Cole (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 13:18:27
- Taribo West Indies (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:18:10
- Crocodile Dundee Utd (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jul 8, 13:18:00
- Jimmy Neighbours (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 8, 13:17:51
- Lee Bowl-yer (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:17:37
- Papa Bowler Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:17:27
- Bongo Bongo Christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 8, 13:17:13
- Aaron Ramsey Street (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 13:16:37
- Billa Bongs (ex West Ham) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:16:17
- Wayne Kangarooney (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:15:54
  - chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 8, 13:17:57
- Kevin Kylie (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 8, 13:15:12
- David Mayte (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 8, 13:14:31
- Steve Bruce (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 8, 13:14:25
Remain calm about this aussie keeper guys (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 13:12:29
- lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - meggers, Jul 8, 13:14:17
- also he was a No1 target so not enthused about any further signings we may make. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Jul 8, 13:14:07
Aussie keeper it is (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 13:05:34
- Bit underwhelmed but seems they've had a good look at him. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:10:43
- Theolekitoris (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 13:10:40
  - *Theoleklitoris* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 13:11:02
    - Looking forward to Canary Call (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 8, 13:12:08
    - Popadopolous (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:11:54
- Let's hope he's better than Ian Crook's previous (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 8, 13:10:31
- Did I say Platt? I meant Thopopadopaloppukksss goalie (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 8, 13:09:39
- Massive club (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 8, 13:08:43
- LOL @ Wikipedia. "He currently plays for AC Milan" (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:08:27
  - and... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 13:08:45
    - ha ha, got to laugh at the old Wiki messups (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 8, 13:10:29
- well that's f*cking uninspiring (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 13:07:43
  - Phoar (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 8, 13:13:38
- Radi Norfolk says still waiting (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:06:59
  - well they should loook at the official site then (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 13:07:17
    - They should. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:09:26
- ... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 8, 13:06:46
  - The 28-year-old becomes Bryan Gunn's fourth signing of the summer and joins City as a free (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 8, 13:08:47
- and from the picture I'm thinking not a bad replacement for Marsh (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 13:06:31
  - Mrs Scrampton kind of agrees (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 13:18:20
  - Fair dinkum - he's a real spunk. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 13:10:05
... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 8, 13:05:08
clucking bell!! disappear for a webex and come back and we're already down 3 wickets! (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:03:15
- Probably be all over today, then Freddie can get back to the bar. (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 13:05:33
- Was it actually a webex (Other Sports) - camcan, Jul 8, 13:04:46
  - nope..... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 13:08:35
    - Just curious (Other Sports) - camcan, Jul 8, 13:13:12
Thought there was a pres conf at 12:45 ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 8, 12:59:27
- Mick the Greek. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 8, 13:05:42
- I've got to go out shortly too. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 13:03:52
- It's happened, you not heard the big news yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 13:03:28
- The new/old clock has gone wrong already. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 8, 13:03:20
- Walksies Mum callled it off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 13:01:15
  - Perhaps we're hoping to finalise a second deal... hence the delay. One can dream! (n/m) (NCFC) - Clipper, Jul 8, 13:03:54
- wiki says it's that Aussie keeper (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 8, 13:00:47
  - As does the Oink 'Un (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 8, 13:03:19
    - where? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 8, 13:05:17
    - where does the pink un say that? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 13:04:52
      - message board (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 13:06:00
  - It also says he currently plays for AC Milan and Accrington Stanley and is an amputee. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 13:02:24
- Apparently it was to say this (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 13:00:43
Oh fuck biscuits. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:52:55
- We always lose the opening test (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 8, 12:57:33
  - we do but that test is usually at Lords (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 13:01:18
    - second test is usually at lords (Other Sports) - matt in london, Jul 8, 13:06:22
    - We'll need to brek back quickly then and take it to a tie break (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 13:02:51
      - You should have to win the series by two clear (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 8, 13:06:59
  - Indeed (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:59:01
    - and norwich also normally lose pre-season games against scottish oppo (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 13:00:22
      - That's a given (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 13:01:17
- YOU DID THIS (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:54:22
  - That's what happens when they play in Cardiff with no Taffs in the side. (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:56:12
    - yup (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:57:00
- need a solid partnership ASAP! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:53:24
Official SMS (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 8, 12:52:25
Oh shit! It's starting again (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 8, 12:51:25
- Immodium (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:52:22
Slower Ballgoal (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 12:51:10
anyone on here done any work this morning? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:50:30
- I have - lurds. And repaired a G5 using Diskwarrior. And got my India/Yakult T-shirt in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 8, 12:52:25
- I have written and replied to a few emails (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:52:15
- I came into work - I thought that was all you had to do. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:51:49
- no chance. Cricket for next 40 days innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 12:51:31
  - Shitsticks!! Is this the new unlimited over game? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:59:50
    - we do get a few days off here and there. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 13:02:51
Platt (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 8, 12:38:36
- 12 Stone 13 Lbs of Black Country Muscle, as Waggers would say (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 8, 12:44:19
- inum Blonde? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:44:01
- Gail? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 8, 12:43:38
- ini? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:40:29
- dele adebola actually (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jul 8, 12:40:09
  - ... signed for Notts Forest last week. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 12:42:27
  - the woman in the ticket office? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:41:17
    - sorry i rung for membership...and asked her who it was signing (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jul 8, 12:55:59
    - She doesn't exist, walksie got high and called his mum by mistake (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:43:10
      - Walsie Mum has abducted the woman from the ticket office and vaporised her? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:45:04
        
        Yebbut, she'll be re-unvapourised as a young Boudicia (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:48:20
        
        i was in colchester yesty (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:51:37
        
        I went there for the first time in donkeys ages last summer to (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:53:44
        
        mental intut (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:55:46
        
        I tried to get to the Castle and ended up on the Mersea Road. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:57:20
        
        Do any Oysters? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 13:02:28
        
        Nah, should think they're a bit dodgy from that water. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 13:04:04
    - I'm continually carnfoosed (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:43:02
- Clive? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 12:39:31
Public information announcement (General Chat) - King, Jul 8, 12:34:40
Strauss gone (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:29:21
- 75-2 - Bopara just pulled one away for 4 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:35:29
  - Bopara??? Is he Welsh? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:40:27
  - Pietersen ton, KP and Bop to still be batting at Tea. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:40:08
    - Strauss, Bopara, Pieterson?? Thas a Saffa team, intut? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:42:11
      - No, England (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:42:40
        
        England and Wales (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:44:39
        
        England only (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:46:09
    - You IDEOT (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:42:09
- problems for Strauss (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 8, 12:30:08
Did anyone find this incriminating post by bonjour? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:26:09
- here (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 8, 12:38:09
- yes, I did (n/m) (NCFC) - LaFleur, Jul 8, 12:31:19
  - What did he speak of? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:32:25
    - he said he wanted to be an ipswich fan (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:32:59
- no (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:26:42
  - You meant uninterested. Not disinterested. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 12:29:57
    - i don't know what i mean (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:30:45
  - bonjour dunt exist no more (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 12:28:04
    - Speaking of which, what happened to that twat CB41? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:31:51
      - he went tup Norf and they don't have compooters tup norf (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:34:22
        
        ah - good riddance I say (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:39:42
        
        I'll miss him. On the plus side though the average mental age on the board is now 12 (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:42:31
    - What happened to him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 8, 12:30:58
      - his tete fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:33:22
        
        le rolf. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:40:29
    - incredibly, and i've just checked this to make sure (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:29:08
What's a decent 4 person tent that will keep me dry at festivals... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:25:39
- Just find a BnB Panda - much more civilised for the more discerning punter (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:33:55
- make a Teepee (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 8, 12:32:24
- Buy this fucker (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 12:30:25
  - or this one. looks good, (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:37:48
    - Not sure that'll pack down into the back of a Saab. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:41:19
      - ..halfords >> roofrack. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:43:40
        
        Ha, ha, I'd love to see AB with a roof rack on his gayer cheese dish (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:45:58
        
        I've seen roof racks (with and without those roof boxes) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:50:20
        
        what is this gayer cheese dish you speaketh have? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:47:15
        
        One of thisns (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:50:32
        
        take it that's his wifes car? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:53:42
        
        I think she lets him drive it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:55:00
  - Is it good? Bang on the money if it is Japseye (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:33:48
    - It's got the Jafski family nod and cheeky sideways wink to camera of approval, and you ca (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 12:37:18
  - I have a Coleman tent - very easy to set up and very good quality (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:33:14
    - I could of written that as I coldn't agree with branders more. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 12:35:10
    - Does it... (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:33:52
      - Go and stand in pun corner and think about what you'of just done. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 12:37:55
- Outwell Montana 6. Two bedroom compartments, each with plenty of room for two. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:29:31
  - Way too much money (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:33:20
    - You'll have to get a shit tent then, and then all the others will laugh at you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:34:32
      - Here's one. I used to have one of these (or similar) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:37:22
- I hate choice. It usually stops me buying anything in the end. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:28:33
  - Oh God, it's happened... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:30:06
    - get one of these (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:35:15
- "a four person tent" lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:27:13
  - Important tentage question... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:28:08
    - ok (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:30:12
    - AB's your man (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:29:47
Women in the ticket office said she didn't know who it was...just called!! (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jul 8, 12:16:47
- Know what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:20:39
  - she didn't know who walksie was when he called. he hung up and posted about it up there☝Ϗ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:22:43
  - Who walksie is. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:22:27
    - who is he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:23:10
      - Karl Minns (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 12:34:31
      - Him what fooned the woman in the ticket office to be told she didn't know who he was (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:26:23
        
        i wonder who the woman was? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:27:53
        
        Marjorie I reckon (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:35:09
      - Who am I? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:25:09
        
        Henry Kelly (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 8, 12:33:33
        
        Say what you see (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:35:05
        
        You're thinking of Roy Waller (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 8, 12:39:22
        
        The referee's blown his watch. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:42:35
        
        And it's Norwich on the attack Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:45:19
        
        Who got da keys to mi Bimma? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 12:28:36
        
        you are not me or walksie that's a racing cert (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:26:12
        
        I only exist inside pants' warped mind (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 8, 12:31:43
From twenty fucking quid for a Div 1 game?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:06:58
- if , as me , you have a 16 and 9 year old (NCFC) - south, Jul 8, 12:17:26
  - Do they not do cheap kiddie season tickets ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 8, 12:21:26
    - if you can commit to attending near enough every game (NCFC) - south, Jul 8, 12:25:50
      - Two kiddie tickets are 80 quid each. (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 8, 12:32:04
  - Tell them to get jobs then they can pay themselves (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:18:25
- When I lived near Orient, I used to go and watch. it was 4/5 years ago and tickets were (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 8, 12:08:41
  - I always think that season ticket holders should be able to buy seats at (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:09:52
    - dunno, i wasn't a member of S/T holder at good old Brisbane Rd. (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 8, 12:11:54
Brandy is now listening to the shipping forecast (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:04:09
- He's got shit luck - wicket as soon as he starts listening, now he's missed Bopara's sixes (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:08:18
  - porkies (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:09:58
    - Sorry. For what it's worth, I'd rather hear the Shipping Forecast than the waffle during (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:12:09
      - I enjoyed the banter between Aggers and Boycott just then (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:17:31
      - i love the shipping forecast (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:15:53
        
        Do you remember Uncle Mort going to the shed to listen to it (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:16:54
        
        no, should I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:19:34
        
        Me neither Tombo. MAybe it was Fraggle Rock or summat (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:23:07
        
        It was by Peter Tinniswood (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:28:27
        
        Ah (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:29:29
        
        i giylfed it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 12:23:43
        
        Yes, yes you should (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:20:24
        
        *tsk* these posters eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:28:44
      - ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:14:33
- Correct - just finished - cracking stuff... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:07:58
- ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 12:05:02
Mike The Clit (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 8, 11:59:27
- waggers reckons that's what it is (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:03:18
  - wtf is Mick the Clit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 12:04:24
    - ... (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:04:45
      - ahh. Thank-you (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 12:08:26
      - surely giving him a trial isn't worth a press conference though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 8, 12:05:41
        
        unless he's swiftly moved from triallist to purchase (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:08:25
        
        Too right it is... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 12:08:01
Andy Marshall........ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 8, 11:54:07
- nooooooooooooooo hoop not (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 11:57:51
Can someone tell me who our strikers were (NCFC) - LaFleur, Jul 8, 11:46:49
- Lupoli & Coroma (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 12:00:24
  - we should get OJ back (n/m) (NCFC) - LaFleur, Jul 8, 12:10:40
    - I wonder where he is now (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:17:20
  - Blimey, so it was. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:05:23
- Shit, that's what they were. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 11:48:31
  - so we didn't have anyone else??? (n/m) (NCFC) - LaFleur, Jul 8, 11:50:56
    - Dunno, can't remember. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 8, 11:54:32
Nicky Weaver - slammed, bolted, edged in for four. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 8, 11:44:09
- I think that would be a good signing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 12:01:15
- that would be distinctly average (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:45:28
  - the news that is - keeper will do well at L1 level I suspect even though (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:46:00
    - Better to have Weaver as number 1 on a 2-year contract with Rudd on the bench (at least)? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 12:28:04
      - But when do we give Rudd a chance then? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:32:28
        
        If we can't get an experienced fella like Weaver in then I'd go with him from the off. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 12:41:31
Blowers is on, it's a delicious day. (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:42:28
- Blowers! (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:44:34
  - no seagulls yet, a yellow dirigible and a helicopter though (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:46:32
    - Have they been sent any chocolate cake yet? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 11:47:45
      - not yet, should be some at lunch though my dear old thing. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:51:45
      - Bit early for cake, DNBeebies. Busses first,cake later. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:50:07
        
        WTF are Sophia Gardens? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:06:06
        
        ... (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:09:43
        
        WTF are we playing in Cardiff?? It's the England team intut? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:13:38
        
        No, it's the England and Wales team. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 12:23:04
        
        Wales have their own team too sometimes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 8, 12:38:10
        
        England and Wales Cricket Board (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:15:55
        
        That's weird. Scotland and Ireland have their own, don't they? (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:20:26
        
        But Scots and Irish can play for England as well (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 12:21:31
        
        only because Scotland and Ireland don't have test status (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:25:12
        
        So why isn't it the England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland cricket board? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:24:35
        
        cos Scotland and Ireland have their own (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 12:26:11
        
        Well Wales should be the same then. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:30:33
        
        This thread is the perfect vehicle for DNB's obtuseness (n/m) (Other Sports) - camcan, Jul 8, 12:17:55
        
        I prefer lack of knowledge to obtuseness (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 12:21:47
African Proverb of the Day: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:34:57
Cook. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:34:53
- always the way. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 11:38:47
- Fuck me - there was me thinking it was just going to be a loon keeper signing (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 11:36:11
- blimey! who's our new owner then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:35:48
cark (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:33:52
- baaaa-licks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 11:34:14
booo (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 11:33:30
Fuckers (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:33:29
AB's having a shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 11:26:40
- I int, but I hent had an SMS either. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:28:31
New Norwich City player signing. Press conference 12.45pm today. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:25:33
- It will be the unveiling of (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 8, 11:36:41
  - Wright OUT! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:38:54
- I reckon it will be Alastair Cook. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 8, 11:35:33
  - i loved his letters from america right off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:43:26
- That will be the trialist then (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 8, 11:28:52
  - Nah, no need, we've already got him "in the building" for now. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 11:30:29
Press Conference 12.45pm new signing n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - 1973, Jul 8, 11:25:23
- Alan Lee or Liam Dickinson I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:26:10
  - Hopefully Dickinson... I imagine they're similarly priced (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 8, 11:28:10
  - could be goalkeeper Doyle or maybe Feelmyclitoris has signed already (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:28:04
    - I think it will be (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 11:39:23
PRESS CONFERENCE CALLED (NCFC) - felicity, Jul 8, 11:24:54
- For gawds sake, cant you see the cricket is on? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 8, 11:31:53
Cos nearly everything is banned at work here I bought a radio with LW (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:23:22
- try this....☟ (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:26:55
  - or this (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:29:33
- Sounds like a symptom of a shit aerial - had the same with my crappy LW radio. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:25:51
  - Aerial for MW and LW is inbuilt apparently. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:27:45
    - Oh - that's probably your problem then. The aerial is inbuilt (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:32:32
      - Yeah just tried that and then they got a fucking wicket (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:35:21
        
        Careful when you change the volume (Other Sports) - camcan, Jul 8, 11:40:09
        
        Cockaerial. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:37:33
        
        Wangtenna (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:39:51
        
        He'd started showing off with the old "I have a long... (Other Sports) - camcan, Jul 8, 11:40:54
  - Or tape the radio to the back of your hand, (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:26:37
- tape the radio to the back of your hand (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 11:25:46
  - I'm trying to be fairly discreet! ;>) (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 8, 11:26:40
pig flu map (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:16:29
- worried...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 11:25:13
cricket filter please Ben... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:13:14
- Other Sports (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 8, 11:14:56
  - which would filter out all other sports that aren't football, not just cricket (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:17:14
    - Which is probably fine (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 11:19:15
      - not when i'm interested in *some* other sports (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:22:43
        
        F1 Filters a ✮ ✮ ✮ ✮ ✮ idea (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:24:52
    - apart from tennis (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:17:54
  - you tell im (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 11:15:39
Note to Sky Sports (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 11:10:42
I'd properly like to have a go on Katherine Jenkinses. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 11:05:52
- shes reet filthy welsh tart! (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 11:12:43
- you can have 4 goes's as i'm flogging my tickets (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:07:23
Kermit to make a guest appearance in today's TdF (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 11:04:28
- bike seat technology has come on (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:06:31
HQ Ashes link here (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 8, 11:04:03
Ah the optimism!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:03:29
Did we win? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 8, 11:02:04
- twice (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 8, 11:05:19
I've finally found the thread Bonjour is so worried about (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 8, 11:01:50
- lol i was trying to post the same thing before it all went black (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 11:08:40
COME ON ENGLAND! (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Jul 8, 11:00:48
COME ON, SMASH THOSE AUSSIE WANKERS! (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 8, 10:57:13
That Iphoon thingmy looks quite pukka except for (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 09:58:38
- b) download iShout (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 10:58:01
- you give the ol' screen a good poke (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 10:02:51
- Watch this... (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 10:00:33
  - iDid (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 10:59:51
  - ooh, dunt like that. I like buttons me, preferably f**k off great (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 8, 10:04:42
Ashes faces (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:42:42
- He's very good isn't he? (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 8, 09:48:18
- I hate cricket but was it you what said you can listen to it via an app on your phone? (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:46:55
  - Really, oh shit, I just assumed as 5 live sports extra was on there you'd be able to liste (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:51:44
    - It works just fine for me over here in Froggyland (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 8, 11:08:03
    - ^^ This boy knows his internet radio broadcast rights right off. ^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:52:23
      - ^^ I meant him down below not me, that's it AB, I'm an internet broadcast rights simpleton (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:53:33
  - You can listen to Sports Xtra on your phone - BBC *do* have internet braodcast rights for (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:49:26
    - ^^ This boy knows his internet radio broadcast rights right off. ^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:54:39
    - that's alright then, I know nearly everything I've ever tried to listen to dunt work (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:53:47
      - You've got me doubting myself now. I'm *sure* I listened to the last home ashes series (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:55:25
        
        Yes, this bbc page says that TMS is avilable online on Sports Xtra. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:56:36
10 am (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 8, 09:42:06
- 10am refers to the crane and clock you great hoon. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:45:15
Searching through Bonjour's posts like tabloid hacks (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 09:41:32
- there's nothing too bad on there! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, Jul 8, 09:43:36
  - Come on, spill the beans (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 8, 09:47:48
    - and of course none of us would have ever taken any notice (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:49:37
      - He should worry (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 8, 09:54:50
      - i think he's trying to draw peoples attention to it (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:52:33
        
        That was my original suspicion too! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:54:37
  - Have you been naughty and your missus/bloke found you out? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:47:45
  - so why are you so paranoid (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:47:04
    - nah just want them gone!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, Jul 8, 09:49:26
      - you are making it a little bit worse you know (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:50:13
Wankers, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:40:44
Scum lose to Finn Harps (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jul 8, 09:35:32
Woman trimming her bush on the plinth (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 8, 09:34:53
How do i delete this profile and messages? (General Chat) - Bonjour, Jul 8, 09:29:21
- I just want to get rid of one message really!! (General Chat) - Bonjour, Jul 8, 09:39:57
- ^ Been grooming pants ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:36:15
- What is the matter with you? (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:32:39
- You can't delete it, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:32:13
- try this... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:32:11
colney spy on twitter apparently says there will be a signing today (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 8, 09:19:50
- Well there's a big crane outside Carrow Road at the moment (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 8, 09:29:30
  - Hartson is back, Hartson is back, whoa-oh, whoa-oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:33:34
  - one of them fell over up here the other day, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:33:03
    - and now the board has fallen over again (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 10:03:44
  - surely that's for the clock (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:30:24
    - Are we getting a new clock then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 8, 09:31:47
      - nope (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:32:44
- How reliable has colney spy been in the past? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:26:33
Unlike me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 09:19:30
- Was that you in the panda suit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 09:21:18
  - Not on this particular occasion, no (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 8, 09:31:53
any geeks up yet? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:13:11
- Don't get an ifoon or a Palm - get one of these (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 09:34:07
- Asser foon, entut. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:19:35
  - and me and me and me! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 09:46:28
  - cor. deffo going to get one now. like today** (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:22:31
    - vvvv New one already out, see below. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:24:06
  - which is great..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 09:21:55
    - Don't get one then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:22:19
      - i wont. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 09:25:21
- good question!!!! after advice myself..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 09:18:00
  - You won't fit that much music and piccies on an iPod touch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:21:12
    - so...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 8, 09:23:31
      - A bird at work bought a new one of them for ?200 off of the internet (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:25:37
- You should get an iPhone. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:15:27
- It's like a shit version of the ifoon (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:15:12
  - yup, just clocked it. looks crap (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:18:32
    - they just did, the 3GS.... (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:24:03
      - how much is they? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:26:06
        
        depends how you play it, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:29:59
        
        80% discount on international calls = no brainer (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:35:29
        
        You will have to pay something but that depends on your personal circumstances, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:39:03
        
        Dunno boss. O2 website will tell you - if you want one you have to be on O2. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:28:32
        
        i am (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:29:53
        
        Yep. A *scientific* one, with all logs and square roots (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:35:03
        
        so it has; phone, camera, email and calculator and 80% off int calls!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:38:16
        
        The camera on it is carp anyway. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 09:42:29
        
        Camera is a bit shit, mind. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:40:59
        
        but you can improve the pics using this: (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:43:25
        
        I agree, but if you want to be taking decent photos then you shouldn't be using a foon. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:42:42
        
        It's sufficient during the day (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 09:43:33
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:30:57
    - The new one (3GS) is out now. There won't be another new one for ages now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 09:23:31
Spoof MIchael Owen style brochure for Adebayor....... (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 8, 08:48:10
- Thats quite good (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:08:50
  - Oi, you still up for Car Lyall? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:10:39
    - Yeah, I've already booked my train ticket, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:14:38
      - Best place to meet is the Rugby club next to the ground according to my Carlisle pal. (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:17:45
        
        Cool, Well let me know where you lot are planning on staying when you sort it. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:22:27
        
        Will do. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:28:11
for a fleeting moment I though Glenn Roeder had returned (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 08:46:09
- but in reality (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 8, 09:16:34
  - if 3 wheelers came back i'd apply for one (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:20:33
    - They'd give you one from looking at you. You wouldn't even have to fill out the spacker (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:27:32
      - almost turning into being a perfect day just need a good show from england now (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:39:59
        
        Keep an eye on Cav today in the TdF, you know you love it. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:44:21
        
        Hurrah!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:54:28
        
        Starts at 11:25 today so not long to wait!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:59:40
  - You could suck the joy out of winning the lottery you could. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:19:29
    - I suppose it seems that way (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 8, 09:42:33
      - They may not even of been aware of the existence of the internet let alone ebay. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:46:37
        
        and it was one of the weirdest auctions ever (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 8, 09:51:39
- I thought I saw him on Bargain C*nt the other day looking for antiques. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:10:50
  - versatile (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:14:47
- I'm pleased about that (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:07:54
- we really are reliving history at ncfc...Gunn...Crook...Butterworth...Goss ...Adams and now (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 08:48:15
  - I've heard they are taking the scoreboards now and having a couple of fools (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 8, 09:00:47
    - ..and an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVXYZ half-time scoreboard (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 8, 09:04:17
      - and sky blue 3 wheelers up the river end by the corner flags (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:07:32
        
        And a man shouting Sweets, Chocolates, Hot Drinks, Cold drinks, Sweets, Chocolates, Hot dr (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:13:10
        
        and a Gunn doing a head the crossbars (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 8, 09:16:18
        
        with a ciggy in the corner of his gob and wearing a flat cap and white coat (for hygiene) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:14:14
        
        And Norwich winning the occasional match. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 09:19:41
        
        now you're just being silly (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 8, 09:25:14
        
        don't be daft (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 8, 09:23:57
Guess I'll see you all after we've been humiliated in the ashes again (Other Sports) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 8, 08:22:46
- He hasn't been paying attention has he, children? (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jul 8, 08:35:46
  - NEVER! Cricket shall prevail! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 08:40:21
    - I'm going to explode in an Ashes/TdF based cyclone of sport this avo. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 8, 08:52:48
Come on England! (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 8, 08:15:29
- booked day off today to watch it all, having a bbq in NR3 (Other Sports) - city_lad, Jul 8, 08:28:34
  - lucky bugger! will be at work in NR3 keeping an eye on cricinfo (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 08:41:07
Registration for Glastonbury 2010 now open (General Chat) - roland rat, Jul 8, 08:10:37
Rofl (Other Sports) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 8, 06:41:09
A tip for I-foon users for tomorrow and Mr Songwriter (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jul 8, 00:05:47
- Or download the tunin.fm app for free and listen to 5 live sports extra on that. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 08:42:27
  - does the tunin app allow you to listen to any radio station? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 8, 08:44:53
    - No, only ones that tunin.fm knows about. And even if it did, you wouldn't be able to list (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 8, 08:59:18
      - Pens! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 09:14:22
    - It would appear not but I did once download an app where you could add different streams t (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 8, 08:56:57
Willo Flood ? - from dodgy rumours .. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 8, 00:01:06
- Now I know who SuperCol is! (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 8, 00:07:50
  - Well I get bloody bored on nights ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 8, 00:09:28