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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

but (NCFC) - mickyc, Mar 7, 23:10:59
- Why not ? Plenty of the Barclay have called him a wanker. (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 7, 23:25:21
  - Loads of people call Tony Blair a wanker (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 7, 23:58:02
    - I've been given a fair amount of stick on here (NCFC) - pants, Mar 8, 00:07:52
      - Agreed about Worthington - he's completely eroded any goodwill. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 8, 00:27:56
        
        haha (NCFC) - pants, Mar 8, 00:29:57
        
        I'm sure he loves his kids and all. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 8, 00:34:15
        
        what im meaning is (NCFC) - pants, Mar 8, 00:46:01
        
        No - I think Souness has left Newcastle with a pretty good squad. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 8, 00:52:25
        
        oh btw (NCFC) - pants, Mar 8, 00:47:26
        
        My point was more that I don't think Shearer's all that bad, actually. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 8, 00:53:44
      - I completely agree (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 8, 00:14:12
    - wankers not ankers (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 7, 23:58:15
  - They pay their money, they are entitled to their view on the game (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 23:38:48
Does Worthington (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Mar 7, 22:43:12
great game down the u.e.a tonight lads... (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:29:20
- How much did he pay you to say that? (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:31:49
  - yea very good game... (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:38:36
    - Yeah, if we share the young 'uns and the goldies it should work out pretty well. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:40:15
      - yea it was a great game.... (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:42:46
        
        We did borrow that Dave chap for 10 mins or so. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:46:27
        
        yea what he lacked in quality he made up in work rate. notmean (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:47:45
  - EASY EASY EASY!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 22:32:48
    - It's the taking part that counts... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:33:38
      - Im claiming atleast two assists for the first two goals (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 22:35:58
        
        Im claiming the winning goal :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 7, 23:59:05
        
        i'm claiming two goals....both pretty good finishes if i do say so myself! (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:40:05
        
        yeah first 5 mins was when we did our work (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 22:43:32
        
        Well I got on the scoresheet. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:37:37
        
        was it you who scored when i was in goal? (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:44:21
        
        The ball was in the air and i toe-poked it through your legs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:47:06
        
        nope that was'nt me.... (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:48:55
        
        Yeah I know who you were... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:51:18
        
        yeah that was me...well i could'nt use my full aray of tricks (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:53:07
        
        I wasn't very sharp to be honest... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:55:04
        
        that was my first game in 5 or 6 months...since the last one we organised (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:57:45
        
        Excuses excuses! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:59:02
        
        you'll see. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 23:02:17
        
        :-) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 23:03:56
        
        night (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 23:04:23
        
        and i will continue to run a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 22:55:53
        
        there was more then just running to your game tonight.... (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 23:00:03
        
        I should hope so too... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:57:59
        
        too many fancy flicks notmean (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 22:40:00
        
        The work rate was good though... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:42:03
        
        yea first class. notmean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 22:46:00
        
        as we all know (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 22:43:48
        
        It was passion, pure passion out there tonight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 22:47:43
Jose Mourinho's favourite book? (Other Football) - Tweedy, Mar 7, 22:12:32
- makes sense, a load of made up crackers bollocks (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 23:40:03
- More amusing for me... (Other Football) - King, Mar 7, 22:36:23
  - I think you will find (Other Football) - The King of Prussia, Mar 7, 22:46:14
    - Sounds like toilet humour to me... (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 7, 23:19:18
One of the most overated players in the Premiership (Other Football) - StupidBarry4England, Mar 7, 22:07:18
- It could be worse, he could have turned in a performance like Duff's... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Mar 7, 22:21:11
Ref thing on itv now looks good (n/m) (Other Football) - eddie, Mar 7, 21:59:26
- Who is presenting it? (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 22:02:19
1-0 Ronaldihno (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 21:24:10
- Watched it up the pub (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 21:56:27
- Penalty to Chelski 1-1 (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 21:37:22
  - Perhaps the ref was making up for being ridiculously pro-Barca all game... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Mar 7, 22:07:27
    - Ref couldnt keep his whistle out of his mouth... he was shocking (Other Football) - StupidBarry4England, Mar 7, 22:22:02
    - I could not believe how many 50-50's / 60-40's that went Barcas way! (n/m) (Other Football) - Worf55, Mar 7, 22:16:14
  - All too late though. Shame. (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 21:38:08
Evening Dopeys... I live in my head! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 7, 20:54:47
- Full house! (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 7, 20:56:24
  - You betcha! (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 7, 20:58:19
    - We were a big pool of dribble from about 7 onwards. Think we survived till 11 though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 7, 21:04:11
      - Blimey thats goood going! Bet your brekkie tasted great the next day! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 7, 21:04:56
        
        It did. I woke up with some beer next to my head, which smelt somewhat. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 7, 21:06:04
        
        Nice! My pooters playin up int ut! Think its all the porn orn ut! Gonna ave to re-boot... (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 7, 21:11:17
ant on a mouse's neck (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 20:44:46
- Oh yeah. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 7, 20:55:33
Ronaldinho on fire tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 7, 20:09:30
- At least his teeth are flame proof! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 7, 20:55:13
  - and he can lick wasps through a tennis racket. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 7, 20:57:18
    - LOL! He looks like an anorexic Pointer Sister on speed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Mar 7, 20:59:03
- Watch v Juve v Bremen game instead. Far more entertaining. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 7, 20:39:36
- It's just like watching Holty from a couple of years ago....... (n/m) (NCFC) - colinh, Mar 7, 20:33:56
That cheeky flick and back heel by Ronaldinho just then... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 20:07:28
- No work ethic. Poor engine. (n/m) (Other Football) - colinh, Mar 7, 20:09:02
WWII Yeah yeah I know but (NCFC) - CB3, Mar 7, 20:03:46
unusual to see (Other Football) - fareastcanary, Mar 7, 20:00:23
- Read this recently (Other Football) - colinh, Mar 7, 20:04:21
  - Source (Other Football) - colinh, Mar 7, 20:05:07
- Think they're the only pro club in the world now not to, but... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 20:03:24
- Never have (Other Football) - caffrey, Mar 7, 20:02:59
They don't come any more patriotic than me..... (Other Football) - caffrey, Mar 7, 19:56:13
- And me. Can't stand them. (n/m) (Other Football) - colinh, Mar 7, 20:02:20
Johnny Cash - Hurt - what a fantastic song. (n/m) (General Chat) - colinh, Mar 7, 19:19:02
- Yep - fantastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 7, 19:34:20
  - Great video as well (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Mar 7, 19:37:50
    - i prefer this (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 7, 19:40:37
Interesting (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 19:09:05
FAO whinging c_nt police (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 18:38:37
Slim chance, but anyone here from York? (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 7, 18:21:16
- I'm a York lad (General Chat) - Metabolic, Mar 7, 20:18:37
- pants is your man... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 18:30:36
  - Make that me in September (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 18:46:16
    - Your going to be Pants' man in September? (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Mar 7, 18:47:36
      - Nope (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 18:49:59
        
        not good enough 4 uea? (n/m) (General Chat) - Paul_Drake_PigFarmer, Mar 7, 19:40:27
        
        pray for York then! (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 7, 19:02:12
        
        Good god, yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 19:05:39
        
        What are York and Hull asking for? (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 7, 19:37:33
      - It'll give his cat a bit of breather I suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 18:49:43
Bellamy arrested (Other Football) - Klobo04, Mar 7, 17:57:27
- That Filthy Urchin (n/m) (Other Football) - Worthys Gags, Mar 7, 17:59:09
FAO We Are Not Worthy (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 17:38:48
I have been told... (NCFC) - StupidBarry4England, Mar 7, 17:17:03
- How? (n/m) (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 17:17:52
  - Is that Russian bloke from Chelski gunna buy Norwich? (NCFC) - Worthys Gags, Mar 7, 17:57:44
  - Isn't it obvious? (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 7, 17:40:52
  - Magic (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 7, 17:29:18
Have to say, I'm with the bloke on this one (General Chat) - DDiM, Mar 7, 17:06:46
- on a science point (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 7, 17:19:25
- It's harsh - but so am I (General Chat) - Work Ethic, Mar 7, 17:07:46
  - Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 17:15:30
Candice from Deal Or No Deal. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 17:05:04
- Hell Yeah! (n/m) (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 17:20:34
  - Wibble (n/m) (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 17:20:46
- hELL YEAH (n/m) (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 17:20:27
- damn right! (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 17:08:04
- Deal (n/m) (General Chat) - Work Ethic, Mar 7, 17:07:03
worthy last two seasons (NCFC) - ollie, Mar 7, 17:04:27
- foolish statement (NCFC) - whinging c_nt police, Mar 7, 17:19:32
  - I still do not understand... (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 8, 08:20:39
  - ROFL LMFAO Only just missed out !! Worthy was entirely to blame for that crap (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Mar 7, 20:18:58
  - we were very good for much of the premiership season and only just missed out????? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 18:03:15
    - god I enjoyed that (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 18:15:40
      - well done pants (n/m) (NCFC) - ollie, Mar 7, 18:38:00
  - Um... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Mar 7, 17:54:40
    - Well, to be fair, we budgeted for relegation (and blew the budget by buying Ashton ...) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 18:00:03
  - jobs (NCFC) - ollie, Mar 7, 17:28:51
  - We weren't very good (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 7, 17:22:56
    - considering our squad and who we were playing (NCFC) - whinging c_nt police, Mar 7, 17:30:06
      - Would you indeed, by thunder? (NCFC) - Occams_Razor, Mar 7, 17:50:06
        
        Considering how far we'd come in ten years... (NCFC) - tim berry, Mar 7, 18:17:20
        
        You couldn't make it up (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 7, 19:08:06
  - rofl (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 17:22:01
    - I would not agree about last season (NCFC) - whinging c_nt police, Mar 7, 17:27:43
      - I'm not what's more childish (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 7, 17:30:44
        
        no, I would insist that whining outside the swimming pool is worse (n/m) (NCFC) - whinging c_nt police, Mar 7, 17:33:54
        
        Well done - you failed to understand my message (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 7, 18:07:37
      - Lets face it though (NCFC) - Butterworth, Mar 7, 17:29:09
        
        on premiership evidience (NCFC) - whinging c_nt police, Mar 7, 17:32:17
        
        And what major signings have Wigan used their cash advantage on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 17:40:35
        
        I don't want to have to list them (NCFC) - whinging c_nt police, Mar 7, 17:51:37
        
        worthyout has one this debate (n/m) (NCFC) - ollie, Mar 7, 17:48:26
        
        I would respond if I understood the message (NCFC) - whinging c_nt police, Mar 7, 17:50:32
        
        and on tactical evidence (NCFC) - Butterworth, Mar 7, 17:36:13
        
        not statement (fact) last two seasons (n/m) (NCFC) - ollie, Mar 7, 17:42:26
    - We were good once we started playing Safri not Holt (NCFC) - Butterworth, Mar 7, 17:27:42
- Say a hell of a lot more. (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 7, 17:10:02
  - Good job West Ham and Wigan haven't had that attitude this season (n/m) (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 17:11:36
  - being defeatist against (not vast) superior opposition as well (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 17:10:52
do chelsea have to score 2 tonight (Other Football) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:28:53
- Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!! oneoneone!!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:29:58
  - wtf are u on??????? (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:40:28
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:41:19
Free USB memory stick (General Chat) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:27:57
- *This offer is available in the U.S. only while supplies last. Limit one per customer (n/m) (General Chat) - StupidBarry4England, Mar 7, 16:35:04
  - Got a confirmation e-mail (General Chat) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:37:25
    - Not quite free - you have to sign up for MS Passport (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 17:08:55
      - Little known fact (General Chat) - Satan, Mar 7, 17:10:48
        
        Is the right answer (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 17:16:11
    - Me too now! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 16:57:38
should householders in the uk be allowed shotguns (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:27:23
- What for? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 17:09:42
  - You could use it to keep the wasps off your food in the summer, for a start (n/m) (General Chat) - Work Ethic, Mar 7, 17:11:46
    - Good point, well made (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 18:48:51
- ....ok....drug Andy Hughes...leave him in someone's house... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 17:08:53
- NO! Thieving pikeys should be allowed to help themselves! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brendon Fearon, Mar 7, 17:06:37
- YES! Of course they should be allowed to protect their property! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 16:40:19
  - haha, but murder isn't the lawful punishment for burglary (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 16:49:20
  - Ha ha, you would say that! (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 16:42:10
    - ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 16:44:36
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 16:32:55
- NO (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 16:30:16
  - seems a bit fucked up to me (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:38:46
    - its the way it is, if someone breaks into your house, they get done for bulgary (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 16:48:11
      - thats a bit harsh (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 16:54:38
        
        He was here illegally. That whole incident was a massive fuck up (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 16:57:14
        
        I meant legally (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 16:57:36
        
        just goes to show they shouldn't be armed to me (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 16:56:20
        
        a stun gun aint gonna be much use against aload of armed crooks tho is it (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:59:07
        
        right so you agree it isn't just as simple as (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 17:09:21
      - bit harsh on the old bill (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:52:35
        
        a man ran away from people in plain clothes, and got killed (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 16:54:48
        
        y did the bloke run anyway (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:58:03
        
        If 5+ men in plain clothes starting running towards you, in another country (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 17:06:55
        
        HE DIDNT RUN AWAY (n/m) (General Chat) - grumpy, Mar 7, 17:09:11
        
        I think CCTV evidence showed he didn't run or jump barriers (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 17:08:52
        
        oh I haven't seen the footage (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 17:11:56
        
        http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,, 22989-1738370,00.html (n/m) (General Chat) - grumpy, Mar 7, 17:14:17
        
        the fucking cunts! (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 17:22:15
        
        Hmmm that didnt work. Have cut and paste the following story for you (General Chat) - grumpy, Mar 7, 17:16:42
        
        He didnt run away. that was one of a number of things the police made up (n/m) (General Chat) - grumpy, Mar 7, 17:03:26
    - not ao much any more, the law has been changed so you may use "any reasonable force" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 16:40:55
      - Reasonable force doesn't = Projectile weaponary though unfortunately. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:42:51
        
        but it does include fists, steel toe caps, baseball bats (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 16:44:14
        
        so u could give an intruder a beating and u wouldnt get charged???????? (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:45:46
        
        if you could prove he was giving you a beating too, have to bruise yourself afterwards lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 16:52:02
Home form (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:20:22
- a case of beating the lesser teams im afraid (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:25:18
  - but if a lot of the team are already quality players (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:30:17
    - yes I suppose, but like I say, I don't trust him with money (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:33:56
      - I mean work this one out, Jason Jarrett (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:35:32
        
        Jarrett's agent will be laughing though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 16:38:51
        
        That does seem to be false logic indeed, (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:38:31
        
        that ideology could go on for years though (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:42:35
        
        You keep banging on about all the money he's spent (NCFC) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 16:46:05
        
        It bothers me he spent a big chunk on one player (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:51:40
        
        Surely we shoudl wait until the side is complete (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:54:55
        
        safri is seen as the most quality player we have (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 17:05:59
        
        In addition, (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:49:14
If in the summer (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:08:54
- Won't get that far, surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 16:13:14
  - I would be surprised if he is not given 8-10 games next season (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:17:00
  - He won't be here long enough IMO. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:14:41
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:09:51
  - So is it fair to say that (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:11:01
    - not really, I just don't trust worthington with another penny (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:21:59
      - Halford for 500k? (NCFC) - StupidBarry4England, Mar 7, 17:08:01
      - colchester turned down a 1m bid from us for halford (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 16:29:47
        
        oh, could have stretched that to 1.5 or 2, 500k for jj (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:31:57
        
        ?2m for a Div 1 midfielder? (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 16:36:31
        
        more making a point that theres better ways of spending 3.5 mill (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:45:15
      - He's made some poor signings, however, (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:26:50
        
        its the type of midfielder he wants to sign that pisses me off (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:28:43
        
        unfortunately that has been the case (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:32:15
        
        but he said he didn't koumas cos his head wasn't right (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:37:45
        
        Fowler's desire was never there..... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 16:42:25
        
        Pardew on Sky said of Bellamy: (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:41:55
    - Just because we sign JJ, a right winger and a right back (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:15:40
      - I agree to an extent, (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:18:21
        
        I'm sorry but considering it took us until 20th November to win last season (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:25:53
        
        But... (NCFC) - tim berry, Mar 7, 18:24:29
        
        We played some good football though (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:28:36
        
        I obviously wasn't specific enough (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:32:17
        
        In fairness, that has not happened over the last 18 months, (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:35:32
        
        But surely he will need more time to bed in the new players? (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:39:22
        
        Re: distrustiveness (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 16:43:08
        
        I thought it was a good word to describe it! (n/m) (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:46:16
        
        For some values of 'good' maybe. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 16:49:34
        
        Not sure that is necessarily the case (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:42:44
        
        So that's....... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 16:46:12
        
        depends how you look at it (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 16:53:41
        
        even then we were bricking it for the last 10 mins defending (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:27:09
        
        Blackburn for example (n/m) (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:28:31
I've got Italy playing Brazil in the final (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 16:07:46
- Brazil v Holland (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 16:43:35
- I've got... (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:19:29
- germany and france in semi final 1 - england and brazil semi final 2 (Other Football) - city_lad, Mar 7, 16:18:10
  - final is (Other Football) - city_lad, Mar 7, 16:20:48
    - my quarters were (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 16:53:16
    - Can't see France doing much to be honest, (Other Football) - Super Yellows, Mar 7, 16:22:58
    - but (Other Football) - city_lad, Mar 7, 16:21:45
- I got Italy and Brazil (Other Football) - Super Yellows, Mar 7, 16:10:02
See some of you later, I am off to rub ointment all over my body so I can run tonight. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 16:01:27
- Woof! (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:04:36
  - Quack (n/m) (Other Football) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:05:30
    - DumbleDuck is Magic? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:12:34
      - good thinking (n/m) (Other Football) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:13:21
        
        Wha's that then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:15:08
        
        DumbleDuck (n/m) (Other Football) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:16:21
        
        That'll be brilliant, won't it DumbleDuck? (Other Football) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:17:13
        
        What's that then? (n/m) (Other Football) - DDiM, Mar 7, 16:26:09
FAO Tomby re: Dutch subtelty (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 16:00:24
- lol should be quite a spectacle (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 16:07:39
Capital punishment - for or against? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 15:56:25
- Against..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 16:11:54
  - haha (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 17:14:54
  - absolutely right (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 16:15:24
- Is this designed to root out the Cunts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Super Yellows, Mar 7, 16:02:39
  - No, not at all (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 16:20:05
- Against obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Komodo, Mar 7, 16:01:45
- For pleasure or punishment? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:57:42
  - or political populartiy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 16:09:00
  - Or even as a job or a hobby (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 16:00:39
    - Or a hob or a jobby (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 16:01:38
- Baghdad? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:57:06
  - If you're bagging dad, I bags mum. (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 16:01:00
Duck (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Mar 7, 15:49:28
- can we push the red button? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:55:08
  - That'll be brilliant, won't it, Duck? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:59:39
  - Thats offensive to Red Indians (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:56:00
    - 'Native Americans' (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:57:45
    - good (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:56:25
      - Thats what I thought, WOTB strikes back. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:57:15
The Rainbow eyed Peas, ffs. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:39:41
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 15:39:54
Ive just had a hair cut (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 15:38:07
- In the style of which NCFC player? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:42:01
  - Peter Thorne (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 15:44:01
    - Didn't fancy a Greeno pudding basin? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:46:51
      - thats what i had last time (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 16:24:07
- I once followed a gypsy for five miles (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:41:48
Father of the Bride speech (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:34:33
- Rowan Atkinson (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 15:42:27
Guantanamo Bay (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:30:42
- It's usually a sensible idea to actually lock people up that have done something wrong (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:33:41
  - Bellmarsh is just as bad??? (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 7, 16:20:03
  - Nah - that's the old fashioned view. The Americans have it right. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:35:52
- A backpack. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:31:39
Have fun this afternoon (Other Football) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 15:25:30
Do you reckon when I bloke gets bummed, he shoots his load too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:21:10
- Haven't got a clue and don't really want to know but..... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 15:27:02
  - Yeah, I made that mistake in a previous life... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:28:46
- You offering to push a stool up for me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:24:35
  - Fucking yuck a duck. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:44:10
- yes (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 15:22:54
- Don't care..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:22:50
  - ...while watching...? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:24:53
    - No thanks....i just ain't fusssed about them...my own love life is what i care about..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:26:09
  - now, you didn't need to post that... (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 15:24:20
  - I'm with you PK. But not in a man-love sense, obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:23:58
    - Oh you would.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:26:25
      - LOL (nervously!) (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:33:55
Got an interview with Morrisons tomorrow. They've asked me to take in my passport (General Chat) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Mar 7, 15:13:00
- Everyone at Morrisons up here is miserable as sin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 15:27:35
  - Sin is rather jolly (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 15:43:55
- i worked there for three months (General Chat) - south, Mar 7, 15:21:49
- The job is Outer Mongolia, new Morrisons opening there (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 15:18:23
- or a bad thing (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 7, 15:14:35
- They do that at interviews...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:14:33
  - Wrong (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 15:31:22
    - It's the strip search that irritates me. Last time I couldn't sit down properly for days. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:32:11
- Identity fraud thats all. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:13:45
  - its to do with making sure you are a legally entitled to work in the UK (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Mar 8, 11:05:24
  - really? well i haven't been asked for my passport at others (General Chat) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Mar 7, 15:18:45
    - EVERY employer should be checking your passport etc. to (General Chat) - oh arr, Mar 8, 11:06:49
I can't wait for the new Sky magazine! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:11:03
- Straight in ze bin (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 15:14:57
  - Duck, can we push the red button? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:16:07
    - yes dog (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 16:09:19
      - Duck, can we push the red button? (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 16:14:23
- What planet are you on? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:12:51
  - I'm not on a world, Duck. I'm on the telly! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:13:53
    - Smell by bum (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 15:30:20
      - I already have. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:32:15
    - Are you really a Dog or are you a God? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 15:17:15
      - I'm a Dog amongst men... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:29:45
haha (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:05:33
Bleedin' 'eck... (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 15:03:20
- As in "peas"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 15:28:45
- Don't do that in Germany! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 15:17:51
  - I'm going there next week (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 15:29:39
    - Try an experiment then (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:31:30
  - Ha ha - I was going to post that ... n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 7, 15:22:04
- Worst way would be to call her 'Mummy' (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:06:14
  - Or your ex girlfriends name. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:11:30
    - Rodeo sex (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:18:33
    - I've done that before! (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:15:17
      - I've nearly done it through a total accident,lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:16:08
        
        Yep, I can imagine why being called 'Blow-up doll' might offend a lady. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 7, 15:24:16
        
        LOL....... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:26:58
- Bueno... (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 15:06:04
- Noun (as in pet-name) or adjective? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:04:18
  - Adjective me thinks (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 15:05:17
    - It would work better than "ugly", I guess... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:06:58
      - ...or "fat"... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:08:05
Afternoon CWC... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:59:53
- obscenely so! (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 7, 15:11:09
(Two in a day) OFFICIAL CLUB SMS (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:57:34
- Good news! (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 15:02:27
  - lol, but if you check the Preston site it doesn't say anything! (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 7, 15:06:33
    - thats cos it actually happened yesterday, photos and everything (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 16:10:57
maybe WW2 but... (General Chat) - johnmcdowellshair, Mar 7, 14:53:15
- and there was much rejoicing! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 14:54:18
FAO: Steve in Holland (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 14:48:11
- at the world cup obviousleeeeeeeeeeeeeee (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 14:50:46
- Was all over the tabloids a while ago. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:50:28
  - Don't get the papers (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 14:53:15
    - Yep (n/m) (Other Football) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 14:54:23
- I almost bought one off ebay yesterday (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:49:12
  - what a dutch bloke from Rotterdam? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 14:52:37
    - I've bid on a pic of allah stroking one off (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 14:53:44
      - DUCK! (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:55:31
        
        read my bum! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 15:01:14
        
        What? But why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 15:10:22
      - rofl (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:54:28
    - I've been to Rotterdam (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:53:11
      - ...or Liverpool or Rome (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:55:19
        
        Meh (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:56:59
        
        What does "Meh" mean? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:58:21
        
        I'm not really sure... (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:59:08
        
        If you don't know where it's from... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 15:00:40
        
        From a goat? (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:59:47
        
        Must have been a fucking stupid goat (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 15:00:59
        
        Do intelligent ones make proclamations on Voltaire, then? I've only met the "meh" ones... (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:02:42
        
        It's a filla (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 15:04:25
        
        No, that's a parrot (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:05:12
        
        On the net... (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 15:00:47
For those playing in the 5 a side tonight please be very careful (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:46:19
- He cleared a few out didn't he, he phoned me earlier to say he was going for a brisk walk (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:48:33
  - Yeah I told Worthy there would be a few old has beens knocking a ball around at the UEA (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:50:06
    - He put his name down & we all just laughed, I don't think he was being serious. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:53:25
Old news (nothing to do with McVeigh) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Mar 7, 14:44:13
- Hang on - does that give the right to bring tigers along to Carrow Road? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:01:08
- The right to drive cattle along Gentleman's Walk (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:47:51
  - and to march through the city with fixed bayonets :o) (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 14:56:08
    - Perhaps we can stage an armed uprising to try and overthrow Worthngton (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:59:54
    - As opposed to floppy bayonets? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:56:26
      - or broken ones yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:01:56
        
        But what use is a floppy bayonet anyway? You may as well use celery, surely? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:03:22
        
        Thats why they have to be FIXED (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:07:07
        
        So how do you fix a floppy bayonet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:07:32
        
        How exactly would a bayonet become floppy anyway? (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:10:19
        
        Well you started it. I was happy with my celery! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:11:10
        
        Wet celery? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 15:04:37
        
        Depends on the weather (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:05:34
  - How do you get them in your car, though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:53:02
    - One in the front and a pair of bullocks in the back (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:56:22
      - Wouldn't fit, cos of the elephants already in there, though (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:56:49
        
        It's a Chrysler Voyager though (with DVD in the headrests) (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:00:21
        
        Fair dos. Got to keep them cattle entertained, after all. (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:01:36
        
        Gangs of Moo York? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:04:50
  - The right to shoot protestors in the street? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:48:36
    - The right to show unconditional loyalty to the manager.. (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:50:50
      - we shoot pro test ers say we shoot pro testers (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:51:51
Probably WW2 but (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 14:41:28
- because Newcastle are paying half? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 7, 14:42:58
OFFICIAL CLUB SMS: McVeigh's contract. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:37:21
- I forget how long the little fella has been playing for us..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 14:47:38
  - Really? (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:07:53
- Noticed that ages ago on the official site. (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:40:10
- I saw it on the official site. I'm really pleased about it. (NCFC) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Mar 7, 14:39:03
  - I hope you mean December (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 7, 14:41:12
  - Are your family all being rubbish today... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:40:50
    - lol. well i'm just at home with my mum. (NCFC) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Mar 7, 14:42:05
      - Ah well, do let me know when it next kicks off please... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:44:14
        
        I feel a bit sorry for Louisa. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:46:25
        
        She's got a terrible name full stop. (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 14:52:17
        
        Coz you name is sooooo much better (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:14:13
        
        Ha ha....... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 15:31:48
        
        Either of those on their own - fine (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:34:23
        
        To be honest........ (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 15:35:20
        
        Her name's Clare (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 7, 15:33:55
- That'll please the new gaffer (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 14:38:49
- so not surplus to requirements then worthy? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 14:37:51
I see McVeigh's contract has been extended (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 14:37:03
Maybe WW2 - McVeigh contract news.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 14:36:56
last time I went to bangor... (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 14:35:49
- She said no unless you had a condom ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:38:07
- didn't we have a lovely time (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:36:35
Earlier post regarding best ever cover version..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 14:32:52
- WW2 joke - but since I've told it before, I'll tell it again (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 7, 14:36:23
  - Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 14:54:48
    - Stevie Wonder vs Jack Nicklaus (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 14:59:06
      - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:16:44
    - Yes, she's gorgeous. Lovely smile and a great personality. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:58:06
    - I have heard she's a proper blinder. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:57:05
- Not being funny, but anything you say regarding musical tastes... (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:33:58
  - LOL..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 14:35:38
    - The second two, and Dire Straits, for starters. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:37:54
      - Get off my Cloud... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:39:08
        
        They made their name through blues rehashes though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:41:06
        
        Sympathy for the Devil & Tumbling Dice for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:40:48
        
        Start me up,brown sugar,Wild horses. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 14:42:53
        
        Sympathy for me too. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:41:43
        
        Prefer Roadhouse Blues from Mr Mojo Risin' (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:43:33
  - He's a wind up... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:34:49
Hey MBK... (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:31:17
Speaking of baldies... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:30:24
- So they just think you've turned your head upside down (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 14:41:49
  - Hmmm... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:45:19
- even worserer (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 14:37:15
- Nobody Nose (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:34:41
- LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:31:35
All reports seem to indicate (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 14:28:08
- My brother (not a City fan) saw him in the reserves against (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:30:38
  - Do you have a hereditary speech impediment problem in your family... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:36:06
    - We are all Narfolk boys. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:38:47
- Where are these reports? (n/m) (NCFC) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 14:29:50
  - Here (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:35:24
  - there is one on the pinkun and one on the official site (NCFC) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 14:32:00
- did the management have a 'wrestle' with him at full time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 14:29:40
Pointless fact (Other Football) - Capital Canary, Mar 7, 14:26:50
- Westerveld, Martyn, Wright, young Turner and (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 14:31:14
  - Ruddy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:31:38
    - who against? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 14:34:43
      - Tony (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:39:26
      - Blackburn (n/m) (Other Football) - Capital Canary, Mar 7, 14:37:44
      - The game when Turner got sent off after 10 minutes. (Other Football) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:35:59
- and its raining here (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:27:29
  - and I used to have quite a few Tonka toys (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:31:13
    - me to a big yellow dumper truck and a digger (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:34:01
      - You look like the Cock driving the JCB in the JCB song. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:36:02
        
        not seen it mate, your taste in Music is a bit young for me, bet you are.. (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:41:01
I am concerned about Footie tonight, my long flowing locks may get damaged by the (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:22:41
- No, you should cut off. (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 14:27:15
  - hair cut? Have you ever seen him? He has more hair on his chinny chin chin (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:28:21
    - I see... (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 14:29:25
- the only locks you have is the BolLOCKS you type on here baldy! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:23:45
  - lol why do you follow me around on here being abusive, in the ground you sit there with (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:32:01
    - The reason I just sit there is that you are so FAT you wedge me in so that i physically (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:39:34
      - lol keep it coming I love the banter. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:47:14
        
        you only come on here cos you have no friends (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:47:55
Is there a football club called "Pretend Madrid"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:08:37
- Eh ? 'Real' = Spanish for 'Royal'. Hence the crown on the club badge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 14:36:44
- Is there a football club called "Tottenham Coldspurs"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:23:06
  - The match tonight is going to be Surreal Madrid V Spuds Coleslaw (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:33:08
  - Yes they play at Blackkidney Road (n/m) (General Chat) - Butterworth, Mar 7, 14:29:57
    - nicely done. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 14:30:12
- Real Madrid: 2 Surreal Madrid: Fish (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:09:46
  - I've played for a Surreal Madrid in London (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 14:25:00
FourFourTwo magazine's "50 Best Players in the Football League" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:01:04
- Read that yesterday and was very surprised (Other Football) - Capital Canary, Mar 7, 14:24:23
  - Shows fuck all (Other Football) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 14:33:49
- are there any scum players in it? (n/m) (Other Football) - football widow, Mar 7, 14:12:46
  - No - loads of Sheff Utd, Wolves and Reading (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:19:05
    - No Writing or Arithmetic ones? (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:19:39
- Very surprised that (Other Football) - We are not Worthy, Mar 7, 14:12:12
- These "50 best" lists are bollocks (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 7, 14:11:23
  - See Arctic Monkeys (Other Football) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 14:25:42
- you seem shocked at this... (Other Football) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 14:04:35
  - Haven't you seen young Hughes strap on a pair of boots and do his thing? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:07:55
    - good point (n/m) (Other Football) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 14:12:54
    - Kenny is a bald-headed, fat joke (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 7, 14:11:49
      - I've heard Corus use him to counterbalance the massive hammer in the steel press. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:16:44
        
        STOP! (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:17:57
        
        (hammertime) (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:18:04
    - No but i've seen him in a pair of boots wearing a strap-on (n/m) (Other Football) - football widow, Mar 7, 14:09:54
      - Someone had to (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:17:23
- Thank you for sharing that with us darling (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:04:00
are you in the 2% or the 98%?........................... (General Chat) - Southend Legend, Mar 7, 13:56:14
- Apple, now what do I do? (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Mar 7, 14:21:35
  - Make a Pie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:24:15
    - I can't make pies, does that put me in the 98%? (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Mar 7, 14:25:10
      - no the 46% (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:26:31
- Raspberry (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:14:00
- Here's a different one (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:06:40
  - Here's mine - you little tiger! (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 7, 14:17:16
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 7, 14:00:55
- anyone know a fruit that begins with G? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 14:00:11
  - Guava, Guadaloupe melon, (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Mar 7, 14:29:24
  - grape, my old fruit (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:07:04
  - Ganana (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:02:50
    - cool, Democratic Republic of Congo, Orangatang and Ganana (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 14:06:02
- is horseradish a veg or fruit? (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 13:58:34
  - None - it's a jaffa cake (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:07:42
  - It's a type of horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 13:59:19
    - like a horsefly? (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 14:01:49
      - No, that's a type of fly, thicko. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:02:18
        
        A fly, shaped like a horse? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 7, 14:12:12
        
        Like a radish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 14:20:29
        
        Blanched for the very first time (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:21:13
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:25:53
        
        fair dues (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 14:03:20
- Did this a quite a while ago and assumed that it was bollocks... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:58:24
  - you would be (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:24:40
- I got 1996, is that right? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 13:57:26
- WW2 to the EXTREME. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 13:57:21
Which player has received the most European cup medals? (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 13:21:00
- gotta be a Real Madrid player (Other Football) - mr carra, Mar 7, 14:00:48
- Phil Neal (n/m) (Other Football) - football widow, Mar 7, 13:50:33
  - Actually, purely by researching rather than knowledge (Other Football) - football widow, Mar 7, 13:56:59
  - which would lead to, who's sold all their european medals (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:53:05
- Was it me? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:49:52
- Who is then? And I'll have another coffee when your ready (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:46:07
  - I don't know that's why I asked! (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 13:55:57
    - Ahh Gento, of course!!!! (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 7, 13:57:31
      - called him chinqi at school (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 14:02:14
- Paolo Maldini? (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 13:42:31
- di stefano? (n/m) (Other Football) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 13:41:37
  - Desailly? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:41:58
- Sarah Tights (50 denier) (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 13:26:20
- nope, pop the kettle on dear now you've had your go (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 13:24:54
- Christian Panucci? (n/m) (Other Football) - bi digger, Mar 7, 13:24:15
  - negative (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 13:31:24
- Desailly? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:23:49
  - di stefano? (n/m) (Other Football) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 13:41:08
    - whoopsie! (n/m) (Other Football) - bellamys_knee, Mar 7, 13:41:52
FAO Snakey, result is as follows (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 13:20:38
- Nice one... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:48:04
  - Not bad considering you had about a squillion attempts (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:04:24
    - I get results... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:08:05
  - Getting the customary sympathy vote again... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 13:49:01
    - No need to be so bitter... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:51:15
      - 2 people even briller today though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 13:56:17
        
        I let em finish higher... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:59:46
- Hurrah! I've scored a goal! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 13:34:09
- Lies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 13:21:43
- booooooooooooooooooooooh (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 13:21:31
Ah, me so horny, ah, me so horny, ah, me so horny... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:15:48
- Good. Can I have my Mother of all Bummings now? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 13:44:35
  - Do you have ?45m in unmarked notes to hand? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:51:50
    - Still got some left. The police keep finding my stash. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:00:04
      - Not my problem... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:06:50
        
        I can scrape together ?23.2m final offer (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:08:57
        
        Deal off then... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 14:16:04
  - amb (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 13:46:46
Did anyone hear 5Live commentary on Spurs v Rovers the other day? (Other Football) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 12:52:55
- It was a good game (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Mar 7, 13:29:07
good luck chelsea tonight (Other Football) - SCC 26, Mar 7, 12:46:42
- Just for once, I reckon (Other Football) - bi digger, Mar 7, 13:30:53
  - yeah messi is a great player, I wonder who Morinho has assigned to try and injure him (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:40:08
- I don't like either (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:26:26
  - Glen Johnson turns up at the airport without a passport so can't travel. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 13:29:05
    - remember when that cunt squared up to huckerby and hux didn't even react (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:37:27
      - the wanker should have walked for that (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 14:05:57
        
        he'd already done a tackle before, that was bad (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 14:07:06
- only british team i want to win is (Other Football) - south, Mar 7, 13:02:10
- I think they might get a tonking! COME ON BARCA (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 12:59:36
- Yeah... (Other Football) - Brom, Mar 7, 12:52:20
- I hope they get tarted. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:50:53
  - Me too (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 12:54:15
  - Couldn't care less either way. (n/m) (Other Football) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 12:51:41
    - whore (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 13:54:27
    - Could be fisticuffs though (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:55:30
Just seen the 'highlights' from Saturday... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 7, 12:44:28
- 70 more JJ's (NCFC) - SCC 26, Mar 7, 12:46:01
  - ...the "one hundred and forty two Js"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:46:35
    - jj72 (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 13:41:35
In the absence of Snakey, here is KLC's caption comp (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:33:12
- I've got that zip top (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 13:31:45
- Is the big bird saying... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:14:40
- ... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 13:13:52
  - lol. n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - Michael Jackson, Mar 7, 13:17:07
- Been otherwised engaged. Worthington has got me (General Chat) - Snakey, Mar 7, 13:09:35
  - OK Boss (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 13:10:33
- 8 MINUTES LEFT, keep up the work ethic (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 13:07:33
  - Is the man saying... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:11:28
- "Doctor, I've got this horrible growth on my head" (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 7, 12:58:09
  - ...and It's wearing a blue Canaries top! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 7, 12:58:41
- To some Norwich fans... (General Chat) - Butterworth, Mar 7, 12:48:46
- My mum used to say to me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:48:41
- RESULT WILL BE POSTED AT 13:15 (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:48:18
- bloke in black top greeted by paul gallagher (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 12:48:02
- Andy Hughes tries new "anti-tiger" costume (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:45:59
- Mmmm, cheeky little vintage, I'm getting grass cuttings, I'm getting stale pies.... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:45:23
  - "up the council" ??? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:51:59
    - Carncel 'arse (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:56:58
    - Council Gritter... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:56:45
      - Giggles (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 13:00:20
- Steward: "Hurry up & come up his arse, teams'll be out for the 2nd half in a minute" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:45:05
- Selwyn says "quick theres a steward hide me" (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:43:38
- New "midfield dynamo" unveiled, misinterprets Worthy's instruction to "get stuck in" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:43:03
  - Etuhu says he was still cold even with gloves on, so the Kitman found him a new strip. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:45:06
- Norwich supporter uses big bird head to parachute to home games (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:42:44
  - Obvioulsy Capt Canary's big head (n/m) (General Chat) - worthy_out, Mar 7, 12:49:26
    - And? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:58:10
  - Is the big bird saying... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:45:11
- KLC poses with fan (KLC's mum must be so proud!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Norfolk Coast, Mar 7, 12:40:58
  - Worthy in pre match interview, says our season hasn't reached it's Beak yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:42:13
- Up the arse City, never mind the danger (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:40:14
- 3 headed freak finally shows his many heads in public (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:39:55
- joe calazaghe celebrates title win by getting shagged up the arse by man dressed as a bird (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 12:39:13
- Toss off some pancetta... (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 7, 12:39:00
- ''Well you usually let me shag you when you are dressed as Splat the Cat'' (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:38:48
- One brave man had no fear of bird flu (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnUnivCanary, Mar 7, 12:38:31
- XXL notices he has competition for Cpt. Canary's affections. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:38:16
  - OH mine!!! (General Chat) - XXL16, Mar 7, 12:41:55
    - Do it under, my doggy (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:42:26
- We need a twefth arse out here...come on....let's be having you... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:36:39
- Is that you KLC? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:35:58
  - No got it off pinkun site, his name is Jamie apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:36:43
- I said no pictures (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 12:35:49
- KLC finally pulls a bird. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:35:29
  - somehow dont think you will win with that (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:36:06
    - Is that because of the balance of truth over fiction? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:37:32
      - no its because you are a fat wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:37:49
        
        listen at Peter Crouch. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:39:33
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:40:08
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:38:32
- How to get ahead in NCFC (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:35:09
- cant win but heres mine... Do my ears look big in this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:35:07
- How Canary Fairy was conceived (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:34:03
Where's the caption comp??? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 12:26:10
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:31:12
- it was a fix anyway lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:27:48
Anyone else have lecturers on strike today? (General Chat) - LincolnUnivCanary, Mar 7, 12:24:36
- Bit of a picket line early on where I am (n/m) (General Chat) - Beth Nal Green, Mar 7, 12:34:11
- Not me (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 12:25:49
bad taste lunchtime entertainment (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 12:13:11
- Juggling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 12:23:49
- can they play right midfield? (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Mar 7, 12:19:52
- defrost one? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:16:34
  - then soft boil it and consume with toasted soldiers (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:17:19
    - hanging off a bunkbed with bags on their heads (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:18:38
- Send them to Heston Blumenthal? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:16:02
  - I love that geezer (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 12:17:55
    - EXPL 41 N please (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:22:51
      - He roasts beef for 24 hours on a really really low flame. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:28:44
        
        Heat oven to 70 degrees. (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 12:46:06
- How many has she wasted? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:15:34
  - Probably not as many as the amount of court time she has. (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 12:18:22
- put them on a shrew's ear (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:13:53
  - or in some milk (powdered) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:41:50
The spin from Spin Central reminds me of the propaganda to be (NCFC) - worthy_out, Mar 7, 12:07:14
- Number of pre match protesters (NCFC) - worthy_out, Mar 7, 12:09:41
  - Bollocks (NCFC) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 12:27:38
    - did you count everyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - worthy_out, Mar 7, 12:46:16
  - LOL The SUN (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:13:42
    - Yeah, but it must be true though, 'cos it's a big number. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:16:36
      - care to comment on the propaganda from Spin Central ? (n/m) (NCFC) - worthy_out, Mar 7, 12:47:33
Another player who had a crap first season at Norwich.. (NCFC) - Slackjaw, Mar 7, 12:02:58
- Just because a player has a bad first season (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 7, 13:36:52
- Why's your jaw slack? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:04:26
Follow ups (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 11:59:34
- at risk of being called an amb (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 12:03:49
  - you anal moronic bitch! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:04:26
    - why do dogs lick there arses, totally perverse really. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:07:38
      - Why buy Dairy Milk, when you can eat your own? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 13:23:50
      - why do people shout on mobile phones? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:08:28
        
        or walk about whilst talking on them (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:09:52
        
        Usually because they are speaking to Neil Adams (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:09:37
    - I love you (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 12:06:53
      - been a while since the infamous foyp random outburst (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:07:54
        
        amb is just more 2006 I think (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 12:08:58
- Follows through (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 12:00:40
- Follow ups (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 12:00:39
  - get us a coffee and a bun from the canteen, there's a good lad (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:02:13
  - Turn ups (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:01:28
    - No bor... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 12:04:14
FAO FP - our new site is up and running.... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:38:51
- How much do you charge for a basic website? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 7, 12:16:51
  - Ben, email me a spec and I'll quote. Or is this professional interest? :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:30:56
    - Just out of professional interest... (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 7, 13:17:50
      - Now there could be reciprocal benefit then! If you are interested drop me a line. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 13:25:52
- emailed you, am interested in a new site for our company (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:07:56
  - brill, we are cost-effective and nice. The web stuff has exploded recently - we have about (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:11:45
    - For anyone trying to develop E-commerce I totally recomment it, it is currently transform- (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:16:43
    - put a link to our website in my email, its crap take a look and give me a call if you want (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:15:16
- Some nice stuff on there btw.... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 7, 12:07:54
  - fankoo, if you ever need any nice, reasonably costed design, let me know... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:12:49
    - Can you promote me at the same time please... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:19:30
- Who's the bird on the front cover of the last picture of the publications page? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 11:51:52
  - Rachel (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:52:46
    - Is that really her name or did you make that up? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 11:54:56
      - It's not really her name but I didn't make it up, Rachel has been a name for ages (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:56:04
        
        biblical (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:57:00
        
        As is mine (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:58:12
        
        And mine. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:01:39
        
        I'm merely Greek (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:58:47
        
        And I'm Hebrew (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 12:01:13
        
        Same here (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:03:50
        
        I'm biblical... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:03:49
        
        And we have you to thank... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 12:05:42
        
        Bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:08:10
        
        I am more spethal brew (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:03:15
        
        Were you late on Satdee - went in about 12.45 but went over the road due to packedness (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:04:14
        
        I was there early, 12.45 sat on the big table to the left as you go in, it was leary on (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:06:44
- Where are you based malky? (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 7, 11:48:36
  - North City (Norwich) - again... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:50:21
    - Cool - I'll mail you... (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 7, 11:52:49
  - bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:50:13
    - damn (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:50:33
- Soak (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 11:48:11
  - But why? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:48:25
    - Why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 11:49:58
      - k, fair point (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:50:52
- I think we may have a few overlapping business interests MBK. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 11:47:03
  - do tell or.... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:48:14
    - I will contact you. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 11:50:49
- I was about... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 11:43:16
  - brasso (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:46:24
Anyone else on here got personalised number plates? (n/m) (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:37:37
- Yes, mine says... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:12:31
  - F13 RCE P4 NDA (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:14:24
    - And that, natch (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:18:15
    - T0 55ER (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:16:49
      - No need... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:19:54
      - F4NNY T0WEL (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:17:27
        
        W4NK 50CK5 (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 12:46:41
- I have seen a big silver something on the way back from away games with OTBC - cool (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:03:30
  - Is that the one with the City badge on the doors. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:05:55
    - not sure, was bent up from another abysmal performance probably, it went quite fast though (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 12:07:18
- There's a blonde bint who I seem to pass every day... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 11:57:01
  - There's a bird swans around Sheff in a silver BMW Z3 ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:00:54
    - first it was Owls, now swans in bmws, you're just fucking mental! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:11:07
    - FFS... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 12:02:47
- From IKEA? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:56:08
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 7, 11:56:35
    - ... (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:58:24
- My 1st ever car was NG V1P & I sold the number plate for a value more than I paid for the (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 11:52:51
  - Nigel Gurgingon would have loved that for his Segway!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:57:55
- 999 BRISTOL (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 11:50:21
- K1 NG5 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:47:06
  - If you find that, we should have a whip-round on the Wrath for you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:52:47
    - I'd love it, just love it if you did that (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:55:04
- I went the cheaper option and got Self Obsessed Cunt tattooed on my forehead. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:46:43
  - It's like round here, you have York University or St John's College (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 12:01:22
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:55:24
  - Say that to Englebert Humperdinks face if you dare (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:49:45
  - AB (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:47:27
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:55:44
    - precisely and well pointed out (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:51:36
      - Stirred up a right hornet's N3 ST though (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:54:43
        
        Only among5t us 5tup1d cun75 though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:56:48
        
        LOL 815V (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:59:00
- TIG3R5 4 HUGH35 (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 11:46:20
- was thinking about getting S1 0TBC, but it was ?300 (which I couldnt justify) (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:43:35
- stupid waste of money (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:38:36
  - Hear hear P4 NTS (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:39:16
    - should be a law introduced that means if you want one (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:40:12
      - it was a f**king joke you anal moronic b***h (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:50:34
        
        blub (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:55:00
      - It's the ones that almost make sense that get me (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:43:47
        
        especially if their name isn't Kevin (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:47:39
      - and anyone with a personalised number plate (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:40:42
        
        it was a fucking joke you anal moronic bitch (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:43:17
        
        ?? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:46:09
        
        obviously not (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:48:21
        
        sorry I can't, I'm a moron (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:49:57
        
        now you are just being obtuse (General Chat) - OU02 KXO, Mar 7, 11:52:46
        
        peasantry instead (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:54:03
        
        blub (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:44:01
        
        51MON (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 11:42:25
        
        P155 FL4P5 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:43:11
        
        F4 NNY (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:44:57
        
        TW1N T0W3R5 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:54:25
yoghurt knitters (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 7, 11:31:56
- students? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:33:19
  - Not quite (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 7, 11:35:36
    - oh, haha someone used to say it to a mate of mine at uni (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:38:10
  - Tax Dodgers (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:34:16
Following orlandos link to the computer smash up guy, what have people smashed in anger? (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:24:45
- fifa 98, road to world cup... (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 7, 11:49:52
- My mate and I had just been screwed over by seperate birds (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 11:48:09
  - Oh yeah (General Chat) - Canaria_Mediocris, Mar 7, 11:53:22
- Mate of mine kicked his living room door in (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:44:27
- ant (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:43:38
  - and a mouse (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 7, 11:47:34
    - big mouse dead on bottom of stairs last night (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 7, 11:48:14
- 1 x Playstation controller lofted into the air then punched (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 11:31:55
- Couple of phones. Those cordless ones are so easy to throw. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:29:17
- I've smashed a couple og badminton raquets in the past. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:27:46
  - The ones I play with cost about ?70-?80, so I wouldn't dare do that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 11:32:50
    - Yeah, mine were quite expensive too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:35:04
      - I haven't bought a new one for a while... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 11:47:34
  - Yeh I smased a couple when I played at decent level - 13/14yrs old... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 11:31:59
    - im like that (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:41:19
    - what level did you play at? (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:33:50
      - I played for West Suffolk... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 11:40:21
        
        I played at school with the Norfolk number one who was a year above me. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 11:51:03
    - That's how old I was (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:33:39
      - I'm brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 11:35:11
        
        you would be! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:35:53
        
        He's lying (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 7, 11:47:20
        
        No I'm not (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:07:14
        
        yes you are you always do, i.e you always get 10 on the quiz thingy, perpetual liar! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:13:02
        
        Are you jealous or something? I can't help being total skill-o (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:32:38
  - Good call! (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 7, 11:29:16
- Potato (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 11:26:51
  - for mash get smash (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:27:17
Worthy out sweepstake, anyone looking good for next Monday ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:18:33
get her to sign a contract next you get laid (NCFC) - Southend Legend, Mar 7, 11:14:36
- next time* n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - Southend Legend, Mar 7, 11:28:41
- Whole new meaning to 'Have you got protection?" (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:23:10
Ticket needed for Sheffield United on 18th March (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 7, 10:55:09
Points predictions for remaining games? (NCFC) - ede, Mar 7, 10:53:00
- I'm more optimistic (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 11:16:37
- Tried, cant do it, just keep putting 3 in for everything, even tho I know it wont happen (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:15:31
- I think 10 realistically. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 11:12:27
- 9 points every game & we will win the league MBK style. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 11:11:45
- doddle (NCFC) - south, Mar 7, 11:04:47
- What does it say that I really can't be fucked to work out predictions? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:02:06
  - Me neither (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 11:05:59
- We'll get 10 more points I think - 59pts (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 10:59:30
  - That's as many as... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 11:00:48
    - lol yeh 9pts... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 11:06:29
      - That's a fucking awful season. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:09:23
        
        15, sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:12:50
- I get us to 60 in most predictions (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 10:58:10
  - Re: Worthy out goggles... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:59:48
    - Double-goggling. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:00:31
      - Dennis Wise goggles (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 11:02:19
        
        Thin fucking ice goggles. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:03:18
        
        Fucking on ice? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 11:04:15
        
        roasting on thin ice (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 11:05:02
        
        whatever // goggles (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 11:04:06
        
        // (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:07:37
        
        // (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:07:46
        
        Biggles goggles (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 11:04:25
        
        Tally ho (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 11:07:04
- Don't really care now... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 7, 10:55:21
  - Why QPR? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 11:00:22
    - No (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 11:01:13
      - You didn't take half as much grief as me... (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 7, 11:05:51
        
        I did (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 11:08:25
        
        Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 7, 11:11:15
  - and Wolves. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:56:13
Torn Paper. RIP. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 10:50:04
- ...meant to be under Jim's John....d'oh... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 10:50:45
- Cord on a parachute. RIP. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 10:50:12
  - Burn a CD RIP (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 7, 10:51:12
    - Undoing my flies. ZIP (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:52:57
John Junkin RIP (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:48:48
- 50 Cent P.I.M.P (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 10:49:25
Suggestion for prizes? (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 10:48:09
- Conker (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:12:28
- Pants (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:06:14
  - A pair of?Or Himsworth himself? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 11:08:41
    - either, spose if it was himsworth himself that could slow ticket sales quite alot (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:09:57
- a mouse (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 7, 10:49:42
  - a real one!? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 10:50:11
    - yep, they're only a few quid (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 7, 10:52:00
      - and if the runner up prize for a raffle was areal life mouse (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 10:53:46
        
        ?9 (NCFC) - Small, Mar 7, 10:56:49
        
        do you use a card with your account? (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 10:59:50
        
        I have a cash card... (NCFC) - Small, Mar 7, 11:04:44
        
        Not yet (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 11:07:24
        
        No i'm not... (NCFC) - Small, Mar 7, 11:12:01
        
        No probs (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 11:25:51
        
        Ok will do (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 7, 11:27:02
ivor cutler RIP (n/m) (General Chat) - johnmcdowellshair, Mar 7, 10:47:56
- oh, I liked him (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 10:51:53
If you have a football that's flat, is it easy to get the inner replaced (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 10:36:18
- buy a new one tightwad (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:36:39
  - oh very clever (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 10:39:42
    - Pump cement into it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 7, 10:43:20
      - I had a conker that I did that too nearly broke my mates hand with it lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:45:26
    - In a word... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:40:55
    - no you cant replace the inner without destroying the ball (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:40:54
      - oh, was gonna offer conks my ball from 1989 time (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 10:42:11
        
        I have a signed ball with the championship squad on it (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:44:51
        
        get some of that tyre repair foam stuff and try squirting that in (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 7, 10:51:16
        
        errr if it went flat then its leaking somewhere, possibly the valve...either way the foam (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 7, 11:05:50
        
        its not burst i am just to lazy to pump it up (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:03:57
I have a football! (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 10:33:48
- How much are raffle tickets? (NCFC) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:35:00
  - The prize is a football signed by the team (NCFC) - conker, Mar 7, 10:39:10
Best ever cover version... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:29:48
- No contest. The Fall's cover of Legend of Xanadu. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 7, 11:18:25
- Wall od Noise by Nigel Worthington (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:03:18
  - f (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:03:30
- Ghostbusters - Xentrix (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 11:01:28
- Otis Reading. Satisfaction (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 7, 11:00:31
- best cover I heard was on the white room when Albarn sang waterloo sunset with (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:00:12
- Man who sold the world maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 10:59:25
- The Damned - Help (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 7, 10:56:40
- John Lennon's cover of Jumpin Jack Flash - crap (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Mar 7, 10:48:41
  - John Lennon's cover of Stand By Me (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:54:16
    - Sorry - that should have been under 'Worst' (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 11:02:38
    - Roxy Music's cover of Jealous Guy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:55:29
- Most of those that have done Dylan covers. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:44:32
  - Ministry's version of Lay Lady Lay (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 10:46:56
    - Give me a slap and call me Phyllis, but... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:51:42
      - hughes should be singing that to worthy (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 7, 10:53:53
- All along the watchtower (n/m) (General Chat) - Jimi Hendrix, Mar 7, 10:33:41
- What A Waster - Adam Green or Hounds of Love - Futureheads (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 10:32:45
- No contest (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 10:32:32
- Brand New Heavies - You've got a friend. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:31:45
- Rolf Harris .. Stairway to Heaven (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:31:15
  - I like the Dredd Zeppelin version of that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 10:43:01
Worst ever cover version (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 10:17:24
- The long and winding road massacred by Will Young and Garath Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, Mar 7, 12:10:17
- Razorlight - Boys Don't Cry (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 10:34:32
  - Ah yes, Pete Doherty and Elton John - Children of the Revolution. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:36:04
    - Yep pretty bad version too (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 10:40:14
    - Not my fault (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 7, 10:36:53
  - Poor material to work with though (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 10:35:13
- Common People by William Shatner (n/m) (General Chat) - DublinYella, Mar 7, 10:30:20
  - Yeh - talk about ripping the heart and soul of a song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 7, 10:34:11
- U2's One by Joe Cocker (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 10:27:40
  - Unchained melody by U2 is a pretty good cover (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:01:27
  - Thats been released again now (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 10:48:50
- everything by Robson and Jerome (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:25:18
  - are you squiz? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 11:02:01
    - me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 11:04:41
  - One bullet. Who would you do? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:27:50
    - Jimmy Nail for Crocodile Shoes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:29:19
      - LOL. The man has inhaled a Bonio (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:31:04
    - stand them side by side, failing that, Jerome (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:28:21
      - Correct answer: Shoot Jerome then beat Robson to death with gun (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:29:37
        
        I think someone may have already shot Jerome... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:32:30
        
        Bought a Big Issue off him yesterday. Seemed a bit down. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:34:31
        
        I hope you "swatted" him with it shortly afterwards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:38:31
        
        Too right. Knocked the roll-up out of his gob & it burnt his dog on a string (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:42:26
        
        OK, now you've crossed the line... I'm calling the RSPCA. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:45:41
        
        LOL. Better off calling Rolf Harris - it was quite a burn (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:47:34
- What becomes of the broken hearted (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:24:41
  - Didn't he also do an execrable cover of "Love of the Common People"? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 10:26:16
    - Indeed he massacred Nicky Thomas' hit... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:28:10
      - He does seem to have an appalling track record for covers (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 10:30:24
        
        Not to mention... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:48:21
        
        Sorry, like paul young in my younger days, many a slowie at the youth club disco (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:32:52
        
        yeah leave Paul Young out of this... (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Mar 7, 10:35:48
        
        Wasn't that a cover as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 10:34:51
        
        yeah but it was a good one (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:37:27
        
        *liked* (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:33:20
        
        "Wherever I lay my hat..." Push trouser bulge into female companion. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:37:06
        
        thats the one, followed by "Three times a lady" by the commodores (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:38:07
        
        Then anything by Kool & the Gang & out comes the fun-size Mars bar (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:41:39
        
        Rose Royce, "wishing on a star" was always a good one too (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:42:42
- Light my fire by (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Mar 7, 10:22:22
  - Will Young... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 10:26:10
    - Shouldn't be blamed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 10:48:44
- under the bridge by all saints (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 7, 10:20:44
  - Any one of hundreds of 'He aint heavy....Hes my brother' (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Mar 7, 10:21:46
- How Soon Is Now, covered by T.A.T.U. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 10:17:59
- What I am, covered by Baby Spice (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 10:17:33
  - American Pie: Madonna (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:23:03
FAO Lovely Old Job (Other Football) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 7, 10:13:11
- E of M so you are bringing 1 mate, that means we will have 12 players. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 10:21:50
  - yes. thats ok (n/m) (Other Football) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 7, 10:40:17
- I have footballs, & players I will organise. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 10:15:50
  - I'm bringing a ball aswell... (n/m) (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:20:22
    - I bought 2 new balls yesterday, so it's up to you. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 10:21:04
      - I'll bring mine anyway... (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:29:00
        
        then if you are losing you can say "Im going home and taking my ball with me" (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:29:37
        
        Well you'll still have 2 balls to play with... (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:33:35
      - old ones worn out? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:24:10
        
        no, just deflated. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 10:27:04
- To clarify.. thats one of each. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 7, 10:13:43
  - open or wrapped? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 10:15:51
LIIIIIILLLLLLL BILL!!!!! *low voice* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 10:09:19
- Little tiny willy /| (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:12:52
- Little tiny Bill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:10:12
Skipper sucks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:08:07
- First mate blows (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 10:26:21
Worthy out (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 7, 10:07:25
Worthy out (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 7, 10:05:21
watched the movie Munich last night (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 7, 09:54:01
- Cracking film (n/m) (General Chat) - walksie, Mar 7, 10:12:40
what does everyone make of the board postponing till next Monday?... (NCFC) - walksie, Mar 7, 09:48:18
- Could be a lot worse for them (NCFC) - DDiM, Mar 7, 09:54:49
  - Here's hoping. (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Mar 7, 10:12:28
damo (NCFC) - johnmcdowellshair, Mar 7, 09:33:03
- Would be good if his commitment was there but...... (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 09:37:05
Real life Simpsons... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:20:41
- someone went to a lot of trouble.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 09:31:34
  - Clever though innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:36:51
WORTHY OUT (n/m) (NCFC) - fal5taff, Mar 7, 09:19:23
- Worthy Shake it all about (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 09:41:54
- Worthy Out (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 09:41:33
- Worthy In (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 7, 09:41:10
Controversial but.... Hoooghes.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 09:18:15
- Hoofanasia is the only way forward. I recommend tigers... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 09:23:07
- Fuck off! (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:21:54
  - morning TG.... long time.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 09:28:57
    - Long time indeed... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:31:17
      - Speaking of which...... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 09:41:35
        
        Hadn't even got that far yet... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:43:31
        
        Fair point...... (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Mar 7, 09:48:37
        
        I do indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:59:52
      - could hardly muster a cheer myself... although two (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 09:33:56
        
        Not as much as Brannigan's is... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 09:37:11
        
        indeed... (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 09:46:12
    - too much angst on here just lately... (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 09:29:28
      - It would be easy to say "It's only football, it doesn't matter"... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:35:26
  - Was waiting for some CUNT to do that... Predictable WANKER! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 09:23:11
    - Language! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:28:56
      - Mirror (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 09:29:28
        
        Daily Sport (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 7, 09:38:47
All footballers tonight, just to recap (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 09:06:09
- Im thinking might have to wear jeans tonight... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Mar 7, 09:56:23
  - Well it will protect youe knees when you get tripped up. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 10:17:04
  - Haven't you got any tracky bottoms? (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 10:09:01
    - Dont think I really got any tracky bottoms... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Mar 7, 10:13:23
  - Wear Jeans what? (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 10:00:25
- No worries. (Other Football) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 09:47:48
- an Eppy? LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 09:16:21
A Nursery School has banned using the word "Black" in Baa Baa Black sheep!! (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 08:29:17
- That one has been doing the rounds for years - it's bullshit (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 7, 09:13:14
  - I think the non-sexist term is bovineshit... nm (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 09:19:45
- I remember a time when it was politically incorrect to ask for "black" or "white" coffee (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 08:47:57
  - Spot on (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 7, 09:39:37
- Where did you get that from? (General Chat) - Clare, Mar 7, 08:44:58
  - front page of Daily Express (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 08:48:30
    - Daily Mail Headline (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Mar 7, 08:55:22
      - What do they say about Jowell MP ? (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Mar 7, 10:58:56
- I also heard someone refer to Peter Thorne as a footballer, the world is just insane. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 08:38:13
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 08:39:19
Is google down? oh.... and (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 7, 08:02:50
So will Proton and Lotus extend our sponsorship contract (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 02:40:56
- With Flybe waiting in the wings............ (NCFC) - Mo Maserati, Mar 7, 07:43:37
  - Yes of course I know I can do nothing about the sponsorship but (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 08:13:13
- How come you are back, why no posts for months and now you are spamming the board again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 07:38:50
  - I don't know how to explain, but (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 08:15:14
    - in other words you have been "Letching" after some young totty LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 08:21:51
      - hay that female tv star (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 08:30:18
        
        I heard you the first time (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 08:32:25
        
        I think I am better to talk about Norwich... (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 08:43:44
CONT: Malky's departure (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 02:33:51
- What where they doing playing a prcatice match in Kings Lynn FFS ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 07:36:21
  - Oh Sir and actually do you know what I mean? (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 08:06:04
    - i did know you didnt mean Kings Lynn (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 08:07:01
Play-offs hope (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 02:22:42
- Realisticly do you honestly think that will happen, no be serious do you? (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 07:40:27
  - I would say for a supporter point of view (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 08:00:54
    - You dont get to many games do you? Trust me its hard to believe in Nigel when you watch (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 08:08:22
      - I did not watch many games but (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 08:21:01
- My predictions for those games..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 02:30:31
  - Honestly I really hope we can win on this Saturday with this lines-up (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 7, 02:37:59
Programme on BBC 1 earlier on about the Fast Show.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 00:21:34
- that will be lost on most people (General Chat) - city_lad, Mar 7, 00:37:41
  - It sure was..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 7, 00:46:54