Here's a different one

Same rules, don't scroll down too far.

Start with the year you were born

Add four times the month you were born, with 1=January, 2=February etc

Add 174 times the day you were born

You've now got a number. Call that x.

Repeat the same process for the date on which you last had sex (or, if a virgin, the last time you had a w**k). Call the number you get y.

Add x and y together. Call the answer z.

Now find out, to the nearest whole forint, how much Hungarian currency you would get if you started with z yen. Call this number "Jeremy".

Now, divide Jeremy by 7, ignoring the remainder e.g. 43.xxxxxxxx just becomes 43.

Add the digits of the number you have just found together. Call this number "Andy Hughes".

Write Andy Hughes down on a piece of paper, put it in your pocket and go to the nearest zoo.

Find out where the tigers are kept.

If they haven't got any tigers, tell them it's a s**tzu.

Surreptitiously throw your piece of paper into the tigers' cage.

Claim at least ?10 from every Wrather for having fed Andy Hughes to the tigers.

Posted By: Partial Angler on March 7th 2006 at 14:06:40

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