Toss off some pancetta...

...marinate the chick for 43 hours, 17 minutes and 2 seconds in 3.754 lugs of your worst extra virgin, then anally sufflate it with ozone until it expands to the size of a human, then insert up some chav in a hoodie and roast away

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on March 7th 2006 at 12:39:00

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In the absence of Snakey, here is KLC's caption comp (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:33:12
- I've got that zip top (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 13:31:45
- Is the big bird saying... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:14:40
- ... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 7, 13:13:52
  - lol. n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - Michael Jackson, Mar 7, 13:17:07
- Been otherwised engaged. Worthington has got me (General Chat) - Snakey, Mar 7, 13:09:35
  - OK Boss (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 13:10:33
- 8 MINUTES LEFT, keep up the work ethic (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 13:07:33
  - Is the man saying... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 13:11:28
- "Doctor, I've got this horrible growth on my head" (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 7, 12:58:09
  - ...and It's wearing a blue Canaries top! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 7, 12:58:41
- To some Norwich fans... (General Chat) - Butterworth, Mar 7, 12:48:46
- My mum used to say to me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:48:41
- RESULT WILL BE POSTED AT 13:15 (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:48:18
- bloke in black top greeted by paul gallagher (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 12:48:02
- Andy Hughes tries new "anti-tiger" costume (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:45:59
- Mmmm, cheeky little vintage, I'm getting grass cuttings, I'm getting stale pies.... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:45:23
  - "up the council" ??? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:51:59
    - Carncel 'arse (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:56:58
    - Council Gritter... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:56:45
      - Giggles (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 13:00:20
- Steward: "Hurry up & come up his arse, teams'll be out for the 2nd half in a minute" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:45:05
- Selwyn says "quick theres a steward hide me" (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:43:38
- New "midfield dynamo" unveiled, misinterprets Worthy's instruction to "get stuck in" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:43:03
  - Etuhu says he was still cold even with gloves on, so the Kitman found him a new strip. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:45:06
- Norwich supporter uses big bird head to parachute to home games (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:42:44
  - Obvioulsy Capt Canary's big head (n/m) (General Chat) - worthy_out, Mar 7, 12:49:26
    - And? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:58:10
  - Is the big bird saying... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:45:11
- KLC poses with fan (KLC's mum must be so proud!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Norfolk Coast, Mar 7, 12:40:58
  - Worthy in pre match interview, says our season hasn't reached it's Beak yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:42:13
- Up the arse City, never mind the danger (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 12:40:14
- 3 headed freak finally shows his many heads in public (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:39:55
- joe calazaghe celebrates title win by getting shagged up the arse by man dressed as a bird (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 7, 12:39:13
- Toss off some pancetta... (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 7, 12:39:00
- ''Well you usually let me shag you when you are dressed as Splat the Cat'' (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:38:48
- One brave man had no fear of bird flu (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnUnivCanary, Mar 7, 12:38:31
- XXL notices he has competition for Cpt. Canary's affections. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:38:16
  - OH mine!!! (General Chat) - XXL16, Mar 7, 12:41:55
    - Do it under, my doggy (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:42:26
- We need a twefth arse out here...come on....let's be having you... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:36:39
- Is that you KLC? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:35:58
  - No got it off pinkun site, his name is Jamie apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:36:43
- I said no pictures (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 7, 12:35:49
- KLC finally pulls a bird. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:35:29
  - somehow dont think you will win with that (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:36:06
    - Is that because of the balance of truth over fiction? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:37:32
      - no its because you are a fat wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:37:49
        
        listen at Peter Crouch. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 7, 12:39:33
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:40:08
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 12:38:32
- How to get ahead in NCFC (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 7, 12:35:09
- cant win but heres mine... Do my ears look big in this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 12:35:07
- How Canary Fairy was conceived (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 12:34:03

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