How exactly would a bayonet become floppy anyway?

Seens as how they are made of metal and all, or are you predicting that global warming is going to become so huge that the sun will be able to melt metal which happened to be minding its own business marching along Gentlemans Walk?

Posted By: Clare on March 7th 2006 at 15:10:19

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Old news (nothing to do with McVeigh) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Mar 7, 14:44:13
- Hang on - does that give the right to bring tigers along to Carrow Road? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:01:08
- The right to drive cattle along Gentleman's Walk (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:47:51
  - and to march through the city with fixed bayonets :o) (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 14:56:08
    - Perhaps we can stage an armed uprising to try and overthrow Worthngton (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:59:54
    - As opposed to floppy bayonets? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:56:26
      - or broken ones yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:01:56
        
        But what use is a floppy bayonet anyway? You may as well use celery, surely? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:03:22
        
        Thats why they have to be FIXED (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:07:07
        
        So how do you fix a floppy bayonet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:07:32
        
        How exactly would a bayonet become floppy anyway? (NCFC) - Clare, Mar 7, 15:10:19
        
        Well you started it. I was happy with my celery! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:11:10
        
        Wet celery? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 15:04:37
        
        Depends on the weather (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:05:34
  - How do you get them in your car, though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:53:02
    - One in the front and a pair of bullocks in the back (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 14:56:22
      - Wouldn't fit, cos of the elephants already in there, though (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 14:56:49
        
        It's a Chrysler Voyager though (with DVD in the headrests) (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:00:21
        
        Fair dos. Got to keep them cattle entertained, after all. (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 7, 15:01:36
        
        Gangs of Moo York? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Mar 7, 15:04:50
  - The right to shoot protestors in the street? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:48:36
    - The right to show unconditional loyalty to the manager.. (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 7, 14:50:50
      - we shoot pro test ers say we shoot pro testers (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Mar 7, 14:51:51

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