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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

He say cock.. I say maggot (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 23:25:00
Separated at birth? (NCFC) - Mahavishnu Creosote, Jun 2, 23:12:45
- Footballer vs Banker (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 2, 23:49:03
FOREIGN ACCENT SYNDROME BBC1 NOW. (General Chat) - norway, Jun 2, 22:48:49
- Hilarious (n/m) (General Chat) - asics_kit, Jun 2, 23:17:49
  - Thought you'd like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jun 2, 23:29:59
- She go to hopi-tal (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 22:52:23
  - if i were her (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 23:00:00
*love* (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jun 2, 22:41:47
Do you wear glasses and if so, what made you realise you actually needed them? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 22:38:20
- too many hand shandys (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 2, 23:38:15
- Yes, and not being able to the blackboard or the captions on the telly (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 2, 23:36:31
- top spectip (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 22:57:29
  - is this like a Viz tip........... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 2, 23:50:57
  - Are you not recommending laser stuf? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 23:07:44
- I can still see things clearly I think but I do like being able to pinch screens to (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 22:51:14
  - That happens to me all the time. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:52:12
    - Are you shaking your hair properly? I think that's the trick (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 22:54:04
      - Seriously.... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 23:04:21
        
        Ok! Thanks for the tip (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 23:05:19
      - Biiiit of a problem there ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:57:26
- Lords of Cromer are great (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 22:50:17
- i realised i need to uprate my goggellage today (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 22:49:58
  - Ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 22:51:59
- I was about 10 when I got mine. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 2, 22:48:45
- Having an eye test in the sixth form..thoughtv (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 22:45:44
  - ..it would be a formality...it wasn't (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 22:48:28
    - I had an eye test recently and they found that my eyes were somehow better than 20yrs ago (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:18:30
      - Quite common for eyesite to improve with age. Mine has. (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 2, 23:41:57
        
        really? I didn't know that. However, mine hasn't (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:49:07
- Two things (General Chat) - Mahavishnu Creosote, Jun 2, 22:44:51
- I wear varifocals,have done for last ten years. (General Chat) - CROYDONCANARY, Jun 2, 22:43:31
- Yes. Not being able to see things far away very well was the trigger. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:42:07
- Headaches after long periods of driving, about 11 years ago. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 2, 22:41:02
- I had nothing to pour a bear into. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 22:40:48
Should Camjam have had a penalty on about 20 mins? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 22:36:13
If I see a certain Norwich player at Alton Towers next week do I.. (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 22:32:37
- How do you spunk a photo over twatter? Sounds icky. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jun 2, 22:34:11
Can anyone point me in the direction of a nice photo of the pre-match line up? (NCFC) - norway, Jun 2, 22:20:14
- found this ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 2, 22:33:38
  - Wessi looks so small next to Ruddy... (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:43:05
    - you still would though (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 22:59:55
      - hahaha oh my days (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 23:07:26
        
        I wondered what you were on about (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:12:29
  - Just six of them have a 1-11 number. (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 22:42:48
    - bread van wolfswinkle started out as numero 9 i think then got bummed out to number 548902 (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 2, 22:47:05
  - That is total sex. (NCFC) - norway, Jun 2, 22:36:37
    - just photoshop russes noggin on wesseses nogging and pop wesseses on the mascot (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 2, 22:38:11
      - Jah! jah! das ist richtig (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jun 2, 22:40:04
Ah. FBI officially, and openly, going after Blatter. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:06:57
- I don't see what's new about that. They were obviously investigating him (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:17:03
  - Confirmation. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 22:27:43
    - there is no confirmation (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:30:28
      - I'm confirming it (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 22:32:55
        
        I withdraw. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:33:38
        
        Withdrawal confirmed. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 22:35:08
        
        The pope will be happy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 22:52:17
  - It's new that they're open about it, that's all. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:18:01
    - link me up bigboy, the last I saw was that the FBI "refused to comment" (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:20:31
      - It's just been on the BBC 10 o'clock news, so try the BBC (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:29:38
        
        just says "reportedly" under investigation in the US (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:32:16
        
        Reportedly confirmed. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 22:33:28
      - the FBI is still saying nothing, so they aren't 'openly' investigating him (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:29:18
        
        No, right you are, BBC just reporting on reports. Stand down. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:32:53
        
        Some of those arrested last week are *ahem* singing like canaries apparently (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:39:52
        
        Indeed but hang on (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 22:44:15
        
        you've gone and fallen into Lord Rothermere's trap (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:15:58
        
        I posted that vvv down there. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 22:43:09
        
        oops, apols. Interesting stuff for sure. Time-tested tactics will surely work (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:45:00
        
        There is this.... (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 2, 22:48:59
        
        inverted commas = not confirmed. Sepp may already be cooperating... (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:54:41
- USA! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 22:08:23
  - Home of the Brave - Till they shot em all... (n/m) (Other Football) - Men without hats, Jun 2, 22:15:08
An Hour to Save Your Life.... beeb2... pretty amazeballs (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 21:35:58
- Yep the treatment of the student incredible (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:37:27
  - isn't it just.!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 21:41:10
    - Ah fuck it was the accident someone on here witnessed last year (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:44:25
      - Wow the end was a tough watch... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 22:01:32
        
        Yeah (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 22:04:16
      - I missed the start.... cyclist under an HGV?... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 21:50:36
        
        Yeah one of the ludgate circus crashes (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 21:54:16
        
        I saw a cat go under a car tyre on our road when I was about the same age. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 21:53:20
        
        What a pussy mess. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jun 2, 22:18:31
Went to see the Goob last night. (General Chat) - APB, Jun 2, 21:19:11
- Them Fennmen are rummuns bor. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 2, 21:20:34
  - You know it. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 2, 21:36:39
  - just dont end up in Wisbechistan (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 2, 21:28:48
    - Fuck no, mind you part of it is Norfolk tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 2, 21:31:40
      - Is Walpole Highway Rollerdrome still going? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 22:00:35
      - Don't fuck with us Fen Tigers buddy ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Jun 2, 21:52:07
Blatter late then never! (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Jun 2, 21:13:20
- unacsepptable (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 21:14:46
Did a curry last night at Namaste. It was V.V. good (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 2, 21:04:58
- Potato Dosa... mmm (n/m) (NCFC) - Bungle, Jun 2, 21:42:56
- dat de vegetarion gaff (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 2, 21:15:41
The French and Spanish associations voted for Blatter last week (Other Football) - shoddy, Jun 2, 21:01:34
- Think Germany did too (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 21:46:58
- Sin on that there twitter that Chuck Blazer's testimony will be "unsealed" tomorrow (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 21:29:21
  - I'd quite like Chuck Blazer's scrotum to be unsealed, the preposterous cunt. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 21:43:33
    - Ew. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 21:49:03
      - You'd eat them Haribos. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 21:51:39
        
        If they were Tangfastics I would. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 22:01:04
        
        I would be hard pushed to refuse a tangfastic even if it was drenched in sac fluid. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 22:28:20
        
        I'll remember that. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 22:53:04
    - Yuk. This is the Mail (for cunts) On Sunday, and quite interesting, on Blazer (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 21:47:10
      - ... and what I meant to add, was that if it's really true that Blazer has spent the last (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 21:51:10
- Phillips Auclair's article about France, Platini, Sarcozy and Qatar is worth revisiting. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 21:07:12
  - does it contain any pictures of naked ladies? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 21:18:03
    - I don't think so? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 21:24:16
      - shame (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 21:28:38
  - ffs autocorrect. Philippe, of course. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 21:15:57
  - I shall find that AB, thanks (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jun 2, 21:15:07
Peter Kay's Car Share. Just watched the whole thing in 2 days (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 2, 20:57:31
- Watch Raised by Wolves, also V. Good (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 2, 22:30:37
- Did the same thing! Thanks to the Wrathers... (n/m) (General Chat) - Wilts, Jun 2, 21:38:42
  - I'm doing it now, on episode 2. Missed the first post on here (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jun 2, 22:01:56
- I absolutely loved it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 2, 21:00:59
Ruddy has tweeted some poor taste joke on Twitter it seems (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 20:43:42
- i remember one of he tweets (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jun 2, 20:54:38
  - obviously a Guardian reader. (n/m) (NCFC) - CROYDONCANARY, Jun 2, 22:41:04
- Could it be he meant to send it as a text and he tweeted it by accident? (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Jun 2, 20:51:09
  - just listened to that. Auclair excellent, Vickery repeating much of what he said (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 22:06:27
    - but also good stuff. Cheers for posting (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 22:07:38
      - Those two are always good value (n/m) (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Jun 2, 22:27:15
- ... (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Jun 2, 20:48:22
  - I like his '@' - proper celeb endorsement. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jun 2, 21:08:38
- Something about Alton Towers (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jun 2, 20:46:17
- Alton Towers reference (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 2, 20:46:02
  - Yeah unless he didn't realise people badly hurt (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 20:49:33
  - It said (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 2, 20:49:27
    - jesus, people need to get off their fucking high horses (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 21:08:57
      - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 2, 21:13:03
        
        what? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 21:17:07
    - Oh purleease (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jun 2, 21:06:40
      - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 2, 21:12:50
- Did he nick the Funfair Dismissal gag too? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 20:45:20
That there Michaela Strachan hint worn well hs she? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 20:32:38
- Had cancer this year. She's aged considerably in twelve months (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jun 2, 20:58:22
- had worse (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jun 2, 20:51:11
- ex-mate of mine used to stalk her (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jun 2, 20:40:44
  - At long last The Larrald reveals a nugget of almost-truth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 20:42:59
    - Surely people have worked-out by now that what I say is true (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jun 2, 20:47:08
      - i never doubted the hagmeister for one second lazzaldo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 21:24:19
Have we done a MOTM yet? (NCFC) - the101ers, Jun 2, 20:21:30
- Jerome (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 20:37:20
  - ^this^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 2, 20:48:26
- Redmond deserves it for his smile at the end (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 2, 20:29:59
- Tetty for me (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 2, 20:23:37
lucky for England that Blatter resigned really (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 19:50:52
- They said that they would only boycott the event if there were enough other nations who (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 2, 20:16:27
  - Which is achicken shit repsonse really. No backbone or ability to stand up for principles (n/m) (Other Football) - John in Texas, Jun 2, 20:36:08
  - pretty much the same. All very silly imo. It should've been done in private, not the media (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 20:27:33
    - The English FA criticising FIFA is hilarious for all sorts of reasons. (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 20:39:17
      - yep, terrible double standards (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 21:05:07
        
        Thought the Yankees stadium cost more to build... (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 2, 21:35:33
        
        did erm....... (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 21:14:48
        
        that made last week the longest one in history (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 21:20:23
        
        it does (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 21:27:37
The reason blatter quit!! (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 2, 19:40:00
- were they North Korea and Syria? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 19:44:23
- he had to go then really, what a tool. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:41:21
  - vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 19:44:53
- Sounds legit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 19:41:08
This Fifa stuff is all well and good, but the real news is that my tea has finally arrived (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 19:26:28
- I like darjeeling. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 21:07:01
  - I've never darjeeled (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 22:35:04
Look, sorry, but I said "FUNFAIR DISMISSAL", and I think it might have been missed. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 19:15:47
- you are Phil Dunphy and I claim my 5 pounds... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 21:15:14
- An occasional poster on here posted it on FB (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 2, 20:28:00
- I did miss it. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jun 2, 19:40:35
- brilliant (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:34:14
- Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 2, 19:18:03
PM Toooooombs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 19:09:33
- cheers ralf (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:11:12
  - Yes.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 2, 19:41:14
    - oi oi biggles is in the mess (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:48:48
So we're getting our Northern Bypass then (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 18:31:40
- Yes (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Jun 2, 19:37:23
- Yes! Great for North Norfolk! Will be much quicker getting to A11 and anywhere Yarmouth (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 2, 19:13:40
  - And are your family happy about it? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 19:34:16
  - my journeys from NR13 to Horsham St. Faiths can only get better... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 19:18:55
- i'm more on an inner link man myself (n/m) (General Chat) - earthleakage, Jun 2, 19:10:43
- this site would benefit from a northern bypass (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:51:27
  - The southern one hasn't worked too well tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 18:57:01
    - needs a little tinkering but it's fine most of the time (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:00:14
      - Suppose so (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 19:06:31
        
        particularly if you don't drive a car (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:09:56
- Really don't see the point if it's not going to go all the way around (General Chat) - King, Jun 2, 18:34:48
  - Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jun 2, 20:42:17
  - Yes, it's weird. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 18:44:20
    - Yes absolutely (General Chat) - King, Jun 2, 18:49:36
      - Just be long one rat run instead (General Chat) - Chicken, Jun 2, 19:12:41
  - I also think the airport argument is a red herring (General Chat) - King, Jun 2, 18:38:27
Tombs. vvvv (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 18:31:25
- banked (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:33:06
- I reckon he's outside now firing his weapon all over his empty wkd bottles (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 18:32:36
Football's nowhere man. Rather expected to see Ricky on the list. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 18:21:28
- Surprised Bent is still only 31. (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 18:29:10
- I'd definitely take a punt on Michu if he were available (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jun 2, 18:27:32
  - Totally agree, would tie in a contract to pay for play (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 2, 19:17:39
    - Swansea supporting mate reckons he couldn't keep it in his trousers... (NCFC) - Wilts, Jun 2, 21:33:55
- Not high profile (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 18:24:32
  - Indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 18:36:03
Blatter (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:19:31
- Hitler did a lkot of good things like roads, vehicles, Fanta ect ect (Other Football) - usacanary, Jun 2, 19:27:11
  - ... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 19:45:54
  - think the romans did roads before him (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:30:28
- Surely if you were a corrupt organisation,Africa is the ideal place to pour money into.... (Other Football) - usacanary, Jun 2, 19:24:08
- It's called grooming and I can completely (Other Football) - finkleton, Jun 2, 18:36:50
  - I think it is very difficult to get rid of corruption in football (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:42:27
    - You can try or ignore it. Sanctimonious I know. (n/m) (Other Football) - finkleton, Jun 2, 18:45:48
      - I don't think I said that it should be ignored (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:49:22
        
        Again, you try where it is apparent. Start at the top? (n/m) (Other Football) - finkleton, Jun 2, 18:50:43
        
        You could do but that is also the hardest place to start (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:53:13
        
        Get em when you can. Like what just may be happening with FIFA possibly. (n/m) (Other Football) - finkleton, Jun 2, 19:06:47
        
        yes, hopefully this will be the start of a better and more transparent FIFA (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 19:59:57
- What happened under Blatter was criminal and is not justified by success in Africa (Other Football) - John in Texas, Jun 2, 18:34:52
  - I used the word criminal as an adjective in its second meaning ie "bad or very wrong" (Other Football) - John in Texas, Jun 2, 18:58:54
    - no need, if you ignore or hide criminality you become a criminal. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Jun 2, 19:29:24
  - a lot of it has been put to good use though (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:37:04
    - I imagine the answer to your last question will come in time... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 18:41:49
      - I know, it is possible he has done something (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:43:21
        
        You would be surprised Brandonio, don't make assumptions based on a name (n/m) (Other Football) - John in Texas, Jun 2, 18:56:03
- I don't understand your last sentence (Other Football) - King, Jun 2, 18:31:42
  - Continent population? (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:34:47
    - Of course not (Other Football) - King, Jun 2, 18:48:29
      - How do you make that work in football though and ensure that it is fair? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:59:18
        
        I'm not sure I understand what you see as 'fair' (Other Football) - King, Jun 2, 19:07:55
        
        Are you saying that "small countries" such as France and Germany were bought off? (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 19:45:14
        
        (TBF you suggest a British Overseas Territory in Oceania) but you know (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 19:51:00
- Isn't that podcast/show excellent - only found it recently (n/m) (Other Football) - Mozzer, Jun 2, 18:29:11
- *with not as in that first sentence. It was excellent this week... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:20:51
A FIFA spokesman said "We virtually had to bribe him to resign" (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 18:16:48
- blatters spokesperson just tweeted (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:29:26
why now ? (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 2, 18:12:21
- for the good of the beautiful game perhaps? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:17:26
  - Epic FAIL. It's Blatter...... (n/m) (Other Football) - col canary, Jun 2, 18:19:23
    - what did he do that was so terrible? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:24:27
      - Oversaw a process that ended up with the WC being awarded to Qatar. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 18:35:25
        
        was that terrible? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:59:38
        
        well workers on the qatar sites have been dying at a rate of one every other day (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jun 2, 19:05:03
        
        i know all that but i doubt qatar put that bit in their bid? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:08:09
        
        Wouldn't take a rocket scientist to realise the last bit though... (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 2, 19:59:17
        
        vmt. (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 19:06:16
        
        He didn't vote for that and many say he was actually very against it (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:38:37
        
        That's why I posted what I posted (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 18:46:29
        
        yeah that's a fair point and it has ultimately led to his resignation (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:55:00
        
        im guessing it didnt as nothing on that front has changed..... (Other Football) - usacanary, Jun 2, 19:33:55
        
        It certainly put more pressure on him (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 19:52:48
        
        Also there is no way the US would have got involved in all this (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 20:01:54
        
        agreed, the lesson there is "don't get between the yanks and the money" (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 20:03:57
        
        or the IRS... (n/m) (Other Football) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 2, 20:13:53
- Either FBI have cast iron evidence or major sponsors threatened to pull the plug. (n/m) (Other Football) - col canary, Jun 2, 18:15:35
  - I would say its likely the latter but maybe a bit of both. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Jun 2, 19:20:26
- Well that's what Himmers said down there (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 18:14:03
Sepp gone (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 2, 18:07:47
- Not yet he's not. They have to choose a replacement first. We'll now get the longest (Other Football) - col canary, Jun 2, 18:13:54
  - "between december and March" (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 18:20:51
  - FIFA EGM in May 2019 (n/m) (Other Football) - col canary, Jun 2, 18:17:50
  - He had a four year term so no need. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 18:15:01
- Sepp Gone Flake (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 18:11:17
He'd better not Farage it, the cunt. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 17:53:20
- What? Africa refuses his resignation? (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 17:54:31
  - LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 2, 17:55:24
what is the best way to organise photo's on a compooter please? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 17:52:39
- Picasa.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 18:31:51
  - ooh (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:54:15
    - Picasa will do a job. But Lightroom is le chien's bolleaux. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 18:59:29
      - i shall do some investergationing (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 19:05:49
        
        the lightroom is free for a trial period (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 20:00:31
- Adobe Lightroom. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 18:30:48
  - yep... best paid for solution. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 18:35:09
- photos (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 18:07:18
  - phuck'off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:07:46
    - n'o (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 18:16:01
- Put a Wood Mouse near your scanner (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 18:04:02
- Stick them on the screen with bluetack in date order (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 2, 18:03:05
  - Stick your head out of the window, watch the first fatty run passed and shout (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 18:30:13
- Blu Tac (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 18:02:30
  - Bollox, 35seconds (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 2, 18:03:45
- date order? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 18:01:39
  - no, by locon (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:04:37
    - That all depends... (General Chat) - Adster, Jun 2, 18:06:37
      - location (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:08:15
        
        like 'on a shelf'? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 18:10:31
        
        right, everyone can fuck right off (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:16:06
        
        MIKEWALKER will to it for 900 quid and a tray full of sandwiches (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 18:17:39
        
        and some Victor Segura butt plugs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 18:27:56
        
        and get called pal all afternoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:23:16
        
        If you stick a little legal high in his dummy, you'll be fine (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 18:28:41
    - Yellalee, he said it (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 2, 18:05:42
      - right, he needs to redress his textbook bucks invite first before offering crap advice on (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:07:21
        
        *whistles nonchalantly* (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 18:08:17
- Well I, for one, am expecting a host of reasoned and helpful responses (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 18:00:32
  - hope so, i've given up using excel too faffy (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:02:38
- Do a smell up the usb. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 2, 17:59:50
We're back in the Prem and Blatter is gone... (NCFC) - HampshireYella, Jun 2, 17:52:17
the king is dead ,the king is dead (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 2, 17:49:18
- Oh shit (n/m) (Other Football) - King, Jun 2, 17:55:32
Bye Sepp (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 17:45:23
- fucking hell, he must've received an envelope containing damning evidence (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 17:55:26
- Football in Africa will be set back 15 years now. (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 17:52:40
  - was he all that bad? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 17:54:02
    - probably not much different to any of the others (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 17:56:18
      - the english press getting all frothed up then (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:06:05
        
        I think it's some msguided belief that we'll be awarded the world cup by some (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 18:12:49
        
        exactly (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 18:19:20
  - ^^^^ Seps Agent ^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 2, 17:53:55
- WAHEY! (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Jun 2, 17:48:55
- hello mr doncaster? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 17:47:56
- Yay, he's a gonna (n/m) (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 2, 17:47:46
  - ha ha, wonder what they've dug up (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 17:49:20
    - This, in spades (Other Football) - King, Jun 2, 18:10:54
      - yep, it must be big, incontrovertible and directly implicate uncle Sepp (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 18:15:13
hastily convened fifa press conference (Other Football) - matt in london, Jun 2, 17:44:51
FFS its back....where is Ben's Ban Hammer (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 2, 17:26:53
- just ignore it you collossal melt (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 17:29:17
Tennis update. Stan Wawrinka is thrashing Federer but looks like a fat dad playing tennis (Other Sports) - shortfatb, Jun 2, 17:17:38
- His moobs are massive. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 17:19:43
How much is Redmond worth now? ?20m? (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 17:17:14
- Bucks got banned and then thegelman returned...... hmm.... (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Jun 2, 17:29:08
  - he did? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 17:42:33
- 9 pounds. (n/m) (General Chat) - CROYDONCANARY, Jun 2, 17:25:04
?180m next year in the Premier League (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 17:03:41
- We need to get the capacity up to 33,500 to 35,000 (General Chat) - Highlander, Jun 2, 18:40:08
  - Yep, it would be nice for our supporters and it would generate more income. (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 18:56:50
    - Trouble is gate receipts mske up such a small amount of total revenue. (General Chat) - CROYDONCANARY, Jun 2, 22:48:01
9 down, 24 overs left. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 16:41:26
- I think we've done pretty well really, thought it would be over before tea once cook went. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 16:51:30
  - Aye, seems like Buttler's batted quite well. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 16:54:46
    - Aww boo, not the one to leave that. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 16:56:40
The Smiler really is a laugh a minute. (General Chat) - norway, Jun 2, 16:35:32
- 4 seriously hurt! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 17:06:01
- Fawlton Towers (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jun 2, 16:40:51
Is Rhodes a yes or no? (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 16:31:45
- There are nicer parts of Greece IMHO (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Jun 2, 16:36:39
  - Roda? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:40:37
    - I must have missed your tenure as Judith Chalmers (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Jun 2, 16:49:27
      - If you were a woman for a day, what would you do? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 17:00:21
        
        stay in and play with my boobs (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 18:05:41
    - I haven't heard of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 16:49:17
      - On Corfu innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:57:47
        
        fishing village (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:58:07
        
        Ah! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 17:01:52
  - Good one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 2, 16:37:29
Just made a right old mess of the office Finnbogason (General Chat) - King, Jun 2, 16:07:26
- If he scored would we have a finnbogasm? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 16:14:51
  - Yes. Then he'd pick his snout for Finnbogeysons (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jun 2, 16:21:32
Step father. (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jun 2, 16:05:01
- try acid zumba (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:08:18
Pre season game at home to Brentford (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jun 2, 15:58:04
- A bit of me hopes Brentford struggle next season. (NCFC) - CROYDONCANARY, Jun 2, 17:21:42
- I wonder if someone will half-and-half scarves like for Moenchengladbach a few years back (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jun 2, 16:14:34
- Sir Alex will play every team he lost against to right the wrongs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 16:11:05
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:22:35
  - "Settling all family business". Watch out Wiggum! (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Jun 2, 17:12:38
    - Reading ? (n/m) (NCFC) - CROYDONCANARY, Jun 2, 17:23:51
      - Home and away !! (n/m) (NCFC) - CROYDONCANARY, Jun 2, 17:24:20
        
        before his watch (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 18:22:45
Oh fuck off. (General Chat) - norway, Jun 2, 15:44:23
- Why is the EDP *so* all over that? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 2, 16:18:49
  - Doesn't matter where it is, it's Tuesday afternoon and it's SOMETHING (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Jun 2, 16:56:26
Oh bollocks! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 15:31:54
Villa....I'd take Gil and Weimann who are out of favour. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jun 2, 15:12:50
Norwich City (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 15:02:16
More tennis news (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Jun 2, 14:48:57
- Both good players (n/m) (Other Sports) - revsimon, Jun 2, 15:38:11
Crash at Alton Towers (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 14:46:54
- The Mouse roller coaster from out of there was one of the most idiotic things I've ever d (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 15:39:10
  - drained some fluid from a uterus (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 17:05:13
    - You're not even bothering to drop the first d now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 17:25:38
      - I prefer reading it as 'ripped your cum juice' as well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 17:50:49
        
        oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 17:55:44
  - dry analed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:56:53
  - divided up between 4 siblings in a will (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:54:28
  - divorced on the grounds of adultery (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:48:50
  - done a whoopsie whilst sat next to Michael Crawford (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:47:42
  - deployed to the front line to fight against ISIS (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:45:35
  - done a selfie with Ritchie Cunningham from Happy Days (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:43:54
  - drank under the table (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:42:18
  - isguised myself as a mouse on so I could have several goes whilst everyone else had to get (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:37:33
  - rowned several kittens on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:36:12
  - dreamt about having a threesome with Russel Grant and Susan Boyle on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:29:54
  - onated ?5 from your phone to Motion Sickness Awareness (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:25:01
  - rafted as number one on your bucket list (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:22:04
    - number six on my bucket list is (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 16:30:17
    - one the ice bucket challenge on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:24:38
  - done Garry up the gary on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:18:37
  - erailed on purpose because you dropped your Elmo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:17:35
  - ebunked as a piece of conspiracy evidence as in the 9/11 Commission Report (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:12:52
  - ug up on Time Team (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:09:30
  - ipped in breadcrumbs, fried and served on a bed of nettles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 16:07:26
  - riven round the N?rburgring (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:07:08
    - Hahaha (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 16:09:58
  - efended in court for phone tapping allegations (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:03:17
  - irected in a stage version of Gone With The Wind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 16:00:16
  - rawn a swastika on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:00:06
  - angled your cock in front of in the hope of getting a nibble? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:57:52
  - dirtied your shitty kecks and then had to have a male red coat clean you up (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:57:09
  - efenestrated yourself off (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:55:17
  - onned your femdom uniform (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:53:57
  - rank a pina colada on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:52:57
  - ogged? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:52:16
  - one a brown fish in your Oprah Winfrey boxer shorts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:51:58
  - ripped your cum juice all over? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:51:49
  - anced a waltz with? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:51:07
  - iced with death on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:50:29
  - uped into marriage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:49:45
  - iddled? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:49:06
- Inevitable since they sacked their chief safety guy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 15:08:02
  - I saw him yesterday and he mentioned it. I said (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:11:17
    - ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 15:12:41
      - you fricking started it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:14:23
- Just had a scan of twitter, hope it not as bad as it sounds (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 2, 14:52:21
  - Perspective (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 15:03:33
Cook gone, but another decent innings, one bonus to come out the series. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 14:33:26
- Must be tricky in that wind. Trying to keep your head steady as a batter (Other Sports) - Higher Wrather, Jun 2, 14:59:24
  - Losing the toss has helped NZ in the end, 5th day wicket and turning. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 15:00:58
- C'mon dubs..... (Other Sports) - fareastcanary, Jun 2, 14:40:26
  - Does look a bit overcast, could happen! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 14:44:06
    - We need it (n/m) (Other Sports) - fareastcanary, Jun 2, 14:47:06
      - Oh mo. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 14:53:25
Charity Match (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 2, 14:22:32
End of season awards poll (NCFC) - AwayWithTheCanaries, Jun 2, 14:17:49
- Top Tosser of the Year? (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 14:25:29
**test** (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jun 2, 14:11:39
- Arossa (n/m) (Other Football) - yellowman, Jun 2, 14:24:33
- **icles** (n/m) (Other Football) - bird table, Jun 2, 14:16:22
Just watched highlights again (NCFC) - Grans_Canary, Jun 2, 14:04:39
This post-Bucksian utopia is quite nice, isn't it? Who would've thunk it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 13:31:13
- You've gone and done it now (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jun 2, 17:20:56
- too much cricket to be utopia... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 14:44:16
- Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jun 2, 13:49:41
- shush (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 13:34:40
  - puppies (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 13:36:23
- *likes* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 13:32:47
Ana is looking ridiculously good. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 13:30:42
- Wow. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 14:25:42
- She's great. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 14:09:45
- Ana Dapter? (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 2, 13:33:13
  - Ana Log (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 2, 13:34:59
    - Ana Raq (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 2, 13:35:17
      - Miles Pagallon (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 2, 13:35:53
Nooooooooooooooooo (NCFC) - King, Jun 2, 13:11:40
- looks less Scottish now (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 13:14:57
  - He can forget about the cameo in GoT too. (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jun 2, 13:15:32
    - he died in last night's episode (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 13:17:44
- after 5000 fags? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 13:13:40
- Boo, James Holtfield is no more. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Jun 2, 13:13:23
  - Do you mean Hetfield? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 14:42:14
    - Yeah. Holt + Hetfield = Holtfield. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Jun 2, 15:02:30
Oh the poor dear (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 2, 13:08:37
- Ha ha (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 2, 13:14:55
- Soft twat, she planned meeting the ex there, while he was watching the footie. (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 13:13:16
Stokes gone, 5 down, we're being trashed in this test. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 12:59:44
- Pretty pathetic again from England today but I suppose (Other Sports) - Jim, Jun 2, 13:04:56
- Guardian crossword? (n/m) (Other Sports) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 13:00:59
  - 1 down (4) 4 accross (3) and 9 down (7) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 2, 13:23:10
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS THEN? (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 12:55:09
- Must be Garrry (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 2, 13:30:07
Always a shame when a promising yoof leaves (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Jun 2, 12:09:10
- a good player often takes (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jun 2, 14:14:15
- ?900k ? (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 12:29:10
  - Luton have learnt their lesson then (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 13:00:19
  - must have been GBP 999,999.99. Can't put too much pressure on the lad (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 12:31:36
    - He's the new Jimmy Greaves. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 13:18:02
    - Thats not a six figure sum though is it, you aching simpleton (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 12:51:40
      - Neither is 900k (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 12:56:35
- I was more disappointed with losing Kyle Mcfadden, I think that lad will be excellent one (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 2, 12:18:19
- Yup. And captain of the cup-winning team, too. He looked good then, didn't he? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 12:11:35
  - I was at Stamford Bridge for the second leg (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 2, 12:20:20
    - agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 12:45:23
    - If he were all that (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 2, 12:38:18
    - The Murphys, a season loan to the MK Dons bmtp (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 2, 12:35:19
OH MINE (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:56:06
Heard we're in for 2x Scum players. Attackist and Defencer. (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:54:42
- There (n/m) (NCFC) - Highlander, Jun 2, 19:52:30
- If that happened I think TWTD would melt (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 2, 12:05:50
- Mings and ...? I don't really rate their Murphy and we've already got two better ones. (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:58:35
  - Bishop possibly? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jun 2, 12:42:05
  - I like Murphy. Bit of the WFLGH about him. Only a bit, but no-one will have the full set (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jun 2, 12:25:30
    - And another Olsson too. Ruddy, Rudd, Olsson, Olsson, Bennett, Bennett, Murphy, Murphy and Murphy. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 12:35:45
      - Get those two in and Chris Martin too. Then it's just a shame Rudd can't play DM (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 12:40:31
        
        Pfffft. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 12:49:51
        
        Oh dear. Wiki has jumped the gun.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 12:52:25
        
        Twatted will well blah. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 12:55:31
What the WWHAT!? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:54:34
probably rubbish but told we are after (NCFC) - toby72, Jun 2, 11:39:45
- Can he play on the right ? We could play 2*Olsson and 2*Murphy so our opponents had no (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 12:19:42
- Would YOU be happy with this arrangement, Toby72? (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:50:44
- he reminds me a little bit of martin olsson (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:41:20
  - Really? Can't see that, myself (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:56:42
    - a similar player if you look closely (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 2, 12:00:59
  - haha. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 11:51:47
Microsoft chat (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:33:29
- Have you tried google maps over Norwich? All 3d models and such nowadays (General Chat) - Fozzie, Jun 2, 12:24:58
  - Cheers pal. Finally someone who speaks sense! (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 12:30:00
- I can provide expert IT advice for ?900 and a tray of snacks (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:44:19
  - How long will it take though buddy? Sounding so amateur here pal. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:45:40
    - Can do it in a trice just as soon as my nail bumps are sorted (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:48:05
      - You want to barter a trice of IT for an afternoon of extension enhancement? (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:49:41
        
        Knocking a couple of nails in versus extensive deep technical knowledge of USB smells? (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:59:36
        
        replay...60 min ?19 DVD or 340p youtube footage? (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 12:41:00
        
        nice, a wroth bromance (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 12:02:03
- I've already done the Win 10 reservation thing from the Task Bar. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 11:38:21
  - Are you vouching for Windows 10? Prior to your camera backup revelations (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:44:57
Headingley isn't exactly pumping (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:12:28
- We're getting smashed frankly. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 2, 12:05:42
- It's going splendidly so far. (n/m) (Other Sports) - bird table, Jun 2, 11:59:53
  - It's OK. Root will get a double ton (Other Sports) - Old Man, Jun 2, 12:01:27
- oh (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:14:22
  - no (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:42:22
- no beer snake? (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 2, 11:14:18
  - How hoomid is it up north? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:18:14
    - not crazy, but pretty warm. Just been out to get my head chop (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 2, 12:59:19
    - Very. Quite warm too. Just started raining here. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 11:45:16
Rumours (NCFC) - hoolahan, Jun 2, 10:57:40
- Scored shitloads in Holland. Shitloads, not like RVW (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 2, 12:10:16
- utubes.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 11:51:35
- Alf Fengibbon? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 11:15:08
- Protheroe Finnbogason? (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Jun 2, 11:14:54
- I suspect (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 2, 11:05:13
  - No, clearly he's going to panic and sign the whole SPL. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 2, 11:15:10
    - Is Mark Fotheringham available? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 2, 11:23:22
      - 12 goals in 16 years (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 11:28:04
- Alf ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 2, 11:02:01
- Big Money Signing, Struggled For Goals In His First Season? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jun 2, 10:59:25
Oh Wrath Of All Knowledge - nails pushing out plaster (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 10:23:41
- its because its nailed and not scree, the timber shrinks but the nail does not, if screwed (n/m) (General Chat) - White Van Man, Jun 2, 21:02:21
- I think you will have to move.....can't see any way round it (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 2, 17:23:08
- Pretend you can't see them (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 11:35:37
  - paint all your light bulbs matt black (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:37:45
    - Put some pictures up. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 11:42:01
      - ...on the ceiling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:42:49
        
        like in the dentists (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 11:45:22
        
        he could *retrain to be a dentist and thus turn a negative into a double positive (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:51:36
        
        Mirrors? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 11:43:29
        
        Don't read it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:45:46
        
        kink e (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:45:08
- hammer the fuckers right back up, polly filler, sand down, re-paint (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:34:09
  - Are you mental? If he hammers them in and fills he's going to draw out the embedded iron (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:41:51
    - ok, sling an armstrong ceiling up (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:47:27
      - Aye aye, Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen's had a huff off a wet stencil (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:51:51
        
        did you just pooh pooh my perfect solution? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:54:38
        
        Your solution is the structural equivalent of tidying your room by putting everything (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:57:07
  - Sounds the plan to go with :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 11:41:05
    - great, enjoy the rest of your amazing life (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 11:44:15
- Lets get down to brass tacks (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:22:31
- On a site, there's someone employed to go round and cover these things up (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 10:30:51
- I have exactly the same problem with an extension built a few years ago (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 2, 10:30:29
  - I'd say it's a follow up job they haven't been arsed to do unless you push them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 10:31:26
    - In hindsight I should of got quotes for the extension to be built to the same (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 2, 10:39:11
      - You'll never get it right with building work (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 11:13:44
Haha. Charles Kennedy quote I somehow have not heard before. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 10:15:09
Forgive my lack of googling skills... (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 2, 09:26:39
- This one? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 09:34:28
  - Perfect. Thank you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 2, 09:41:57
- I have long sleeved mint one at home. UEFA badged. Love it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jun 2, 09:30:25
"Fans might hate me for it, but if I was in that position, I would sign for a bigger team" (Other Football) - Duck, Jun 2, 09:07:06
- We may need to play a bit like the scum next season (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 2, 09:49:58
  - nah. Half of the league is shite. (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 2, 12:40:37
  - Mings on loan maybe, if we get a bit short (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 10:35:33
    - Antonio at Forest would be a decent option off the bench (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 2, 10:53:42
      - I like that cat. Dunt harf welly the ball duthee (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Jun 2, 11:34:21
      - He's looked decent the few times I've seen him play (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:10:44
    - Murphy as back up for CamJam? (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 2, 10:41:54
      - McCormack and Gradel please (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 11:06:51
- How can they sign for a bigger team, there is no team bigger is there? (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jun 2, 09:37:10
That there song I did - it's gorn on IToones etc with proceeds gorn to CSF (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Jun 2, 08:03:56
- Link me your linkage and I will buy a copy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 2, 10:18:11
- Ha ha, Utting Family dix points (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 2, 09:41:47
- I might make my own artisan sourdough and pay for it twice (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 08:59:10
  - People usually use flour, water, natural yeasts (just leave it outside for an hour) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 2, 10:20:09
  - Washed down with a pint of Yak's Breath, made from Himalayan wild figs by exiled Buddhist (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 2, 09:46:47
  - *rings R (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 09:04:09
    - s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 09:04:25
      - p (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 09:04:36
        
        c (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 09:04:47
        
        a (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 09:04:59
        
        Are you going to start a one man bant-o-thon again today? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 09:25:43
        
        Just back from the Dr's (NCFC) - pants, Jun 2, 09:31:38
        
        That's the second time I've not laughed at that joke today. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 09:43:17
- I'm not in it (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 2, 08:27:52
"... and then he asked me to pass the phone to Jonas." (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 07:31:37
- All those with a job, take one step forward. Not so fast, Jonas. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Jun 2, 10:26:12
- marginally better than a "ur sacked innit" text. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jun 2, 10:14:45
- I hope Carver finds out he's out of a job whilst listening to Sports Direct radio (Other Football) - pants, Jun 2, 09:07:39
- he could have saved them both the stress and pinged them both a text (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 2, 09:03:19
- Why the all the moral panic? It's clear that Carver was told to release them. They were (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Jun 2, 08:19:55
- Carver is an embarrassment. A Paris Hilton-style lapdog to Ashley. (Other Football) - King, Jun 2, 07:46:09
  - Not sure I'm buying that. (Other Football) - norway, Jun 2, 07:57:55
    - He's also the best coach in the Premier League... (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 08:36:26
      - Carviola! (n/m) (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, Jun 2, 08:51:19
    - Yes, this (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 2, 08:05:41
      - absolutely. things he could have done differently: (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jun 2, 08:27:31
FFS, Kane's decided to play for Ireland. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 2, 07:05:37
- 👏 🍀 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 2, 08:59:14
  - I thankyou. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 2, 11:41:22
- Really? Source? That would actually be quite annoying if true. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 08:32:12
  - ROLF, THE merrion alrounder! (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 2, 08:34:32
    - I have no idea what you're on about. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 08:40:51
      - Ah. This bloke. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 08:41:57
        
        Back of the hand slower ball there. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 2, 08:47:27
        
        Yup. Did me all ends up. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 2, 08:58:04
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jun 2, 08:27:25
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 08:23:59
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 08:23:18
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 08:22:57
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 08:22:40
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 08:22:26
  - ffs I did expect one ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 09:22:43
- Kane who? Citizen Kane? (Other Sports) - city_lad, Jun 2, 07:10:00
  - No, the wrestler. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tim berry, Jun 2, 09:05:49
  - Michael. He's going to go and blow some bladdy doors off. (n/m) (Other Sports) - norway, Jun 2, 07:54:44
Charles Kennedy dead. Gosh. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 2, 06:08:57
- He's had a horrible year (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 2, 10:36:11
- My MP in the Highlands (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 2, 09:01:03
  - Yep, nice guy, I've met him too...... (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jun 2, 10:15:48
  - Smoothly done. (n/m) (General Chat) - namedropper, Jun 2, 09:47:09
    - Belated Happy Birthday btw x (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 09:54:53
  - *oooooooooooh, look at me with TWO mp's* (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 09:12:48
    - Ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 2, 09:43:27
      - i bumped into him in the pissers in gatwikwocki (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 10:08:58
    - I wonder who his other one is (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 09:21:18
      - oh nigel farage...... it could have been you (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 09:23:15
        
        Oh Boris Johnsons...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 09:30:43
- What a shame. A very capable man who could have had a proper job. Why couldn't this (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jun 2, 08:22:33
- Bloody hell! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 2, 08:17:50
- Tributes are quite something (General Chat) - norway, Jun 2, 07:55:25
- He was a good guy, shamefully treated by his own party. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 2, 07:27:12
  - ^^^vmt^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 07:58:08
- Poor old boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 2, 06:29:14
- Very sad. A good man. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Jun 2, 06:27:49
8 legged allegedly (General Chat) - Lager top, Jun 2, 02:33:07
- No doubt they have 20ft chickens in sheds too (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, Jun 2, 09:21:20
- wow... thats a joke from the 70's (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 2, 02:38:55
Immense piece of humanity :) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 02:08:43
One week, one day, one butch (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 2, 00:00:12
- ...fried chicken (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jun 2, 00:38:44

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