number six on my bucket list is

is to break into a massive subterranean swiss bank vault using an oxy-acetylene cutter. the sharp pop of the acetylene when i light it would be most satisfying i would imagine. it's important to be happy at work. obviously i woule be wearing appropriate personal protective equipment and have conducted a thorough risk assessment.

tssssssssssss... *POP* (then adjust flame by introducing oxygen).

Posted By: Tombs on June 2nd 2015 at 16:30:17

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  - done a whoopsie whilst sat next to Michael Crawford (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:47:42
  - deployed to the front line to fight against ISIS (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:45:35
  - done a selfie with Ritchie Cunningham from Happy Days (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:43:54
  - drank under the table (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:42:18
  - isguised myself as a mouse on so I could have several goes whilst everyone else had to get (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:37:33
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  - rafted as number one on your bucket list (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 16:22:04
    - number six on my bucket list is (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 2, 16:30:17
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  - ipped in breadcrumbs, fried and served on a bed of nettles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 16:07:26
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  - rank a pina colada on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:52:57
  - ogged? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:52:16
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  - ripped your cum juice all over? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:51:49
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  - uped into marriage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:49:45
  - iddled? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 15:49:06
- Inevitable since they sacked their chief safety guy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 15:08:02
  - I saw him yesterday and he mentioned it. I said (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:11:17
    - ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 15:12:41
      - you fricking started it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 2, 15:14:23
- Just had a scan of twitter, hope it not as bad as it sounds (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 2, 14:52:21
  - Perspective (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 15:03:33

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