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Need help, lawnmower wont start (General Chat) - shoddy, May 19, 16:49:15
- Possibly water contamination or spark plugs (General Chat) - Tier2canary, May 19, 21:18:23
- Hit it with a fucking hammer you great mince (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, May 19, 20:34:33
- If it’s a Briggs and Stratton engine and the primer bulb isn’t (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 19, 20:13:14
- Same thing happened to mine last year (General Chat) - Danny, May 19, 18:11:40
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 19, 18:06:49
- Sure you havent flooded it? Did you tip it when getting it out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, May 19, 17:16:18
  - WE ARE OFF AND RUNNING!! THANKS GUYS§ (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 19, 17:18:26
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, May 19, 17:19:58
- YouTube (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 17:08:36
  - Yes, that’s how I cured my broken heart 💔 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 19, 17:50:07
- Choke? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, May 19, 17:06:01
  - Up until recently, this was known as doing a Leeds!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Rombald, May 19, 17:10:24
- Damp? Get some WD40 or whatever it's called in French. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 19, 16:52:54
  - its WD40 but in a french accent. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 19, 17:04:22
    - cqnt even tqke that cqble off the spqrk plug. im fucking useless (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 19, 17:08:05
- Step wise analysis... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 19, 16:52:49
- Spray some easy start or WD40 up the spark plug hole, or in the air intake (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 19, 16:52:04
Bad news for OG's clients (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 13:44:43
- Who knew? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 19, 16:59:19
- I'd normally associate that kind of headline with the mail tbh.you sure (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 14:08:29
  - Oh on reflection I take that back,it's another opportunity for the guardian to dispar (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 14:11:26
    - Think you'll find Proth that most media outlets these days (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 14:15:06
      - Most media outlets? I thought you didn't read them? Fuck them. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 14:35:06
        
        The type of people who read,write,and report for the guardian are why (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 14:42:51
        
        The Guardian is for the middle classes who self identify as working class (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, May 19, 15:05:01
        
        It really, really isn't. (General Chat) - norwaay, May 19, 15:50:24
        
        That's partly due to the significant proportion of university lecturers (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 19, 16:23:16
        
        .. Hence the large proportion of graduates with left wing views (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 19, 16:25:43
        
        No idea, I didn't go to University. (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 17:20:34
        
        In my opinion, the guardian is a just a classy BuzzFeed or Vice. (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 19, 16:21:53
        
        Yebbut you are exceedingly dim (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 20, 05:33:33
        
        Personally, I have absolutely no idea what fucking class I am (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 15:23:02
        
        I think you may possibly be overthinking all of this. (General Chat) - norwaay, May 19, 16:42:20
        
        Sorry, wrong place - meant for Kettering... (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, May 19, 16:57:04
- If they didn’t pay me so much (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 13:50:15
After how many Championship titles every other season would it get boring? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 19, 13:22:43
- It depends what the alternative is (NCFC) - Jester, May 19, 15:58:18
- Never (NCFC) - Old Git, May 19, 13:37:44
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 19, 13:31:12
Club crest to be changed? (NCFC) - norwaay, May 19, 12:41:58
- more easily tattooable (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 19, 13:50:29
  - Chrisposper, don't give these daft sods an idea! (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 14:04:28
- I'm open to the idea (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, May 19, 13:41:04
- First they turned Captain Canary into a Pokemon (NCFC) - Old Git, May 19, 13:38:53
- Worthing Yellow will have to have a new tattoo! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 19, 13:33:56
  - Next series of Tattoo Fixers... nailed on 😁 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, May 19, 13:50:22
- Simpler designs, cheaper to make. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 19, 13:20:34
- The 3rd kit this season was possibly a taster (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, May 19, 13:19:43
  - Liverpool-esque!! FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, May 19, 13:20:12
- Having seen what they did to Captain Canary, I for one am very worried! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 19, 13:06:18
- FFS - I'm still not over them changing Captain Canary, now this (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, May 19, 13:05:31
  - Ha!Snap 😀 (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 19, 13:06:59
- Needs to say Norwich City Football Club on it, not be just the badge (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, May 19, 13:04:52
- The survey made this pretty obvious (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 19, 12:49:59
- No harm in a tweak to modernise is there (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 19, 12:48:52
  - I don't think it looks old fashioned (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 19, 13:17:49
    - Agree (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, May 19, 13:21:46
  - If the case for it is clear. Devil in the detail etc. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, May 19, 12:58:59
  - Change for changes sake? Nah,Modernisation? Do one. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 12:56:28
- No.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 12:45:45
I was going to pop out but I might leave it a few minutes. BUCKETING it down here! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 19, 11:08:20
- BUCKET. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 12:15:11
- We've had hail, thunder and heavy rain. Sun's out now. (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 11:27:33
  - the next week looks utter shite here (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 11:30:24
    - Blame it on the jet stream (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 11:39:25
      - Not the boogie? (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, May 19, 11:51:30
      - you'd think by now boffins really would have sorted this shit out (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 11:44:40
        
        Cloud seeding Tombs. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 19, 12:18:50
        
        I heard that they would but... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 19, 11:50:32
        
        why don't they use one password for everthing the morons (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 11:58:24
        
        Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 13:49:38
- it's getting right up my billy pukki gruff (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 11:27:28
The Times has a list of the top ten and bottom ten vaccinated areas (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 19, 08:33:37
- Take up I should think (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 19, 08:49:17
  - By local authority area (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 19, 09:00:34
    - And does the programme differ as between local authorities? (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 19, 09:09:00
- Westminster and Kensington the worst 2 boroughs I saw (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 19, 08:48:50
- Did their analysis take into account ages? (Coronavirus) - Azteca, May 19, 08:47:26
  - I came here to say this (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Kangol Canary, May 19, 12:26:16
  - Over 40s I believe (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 19, 08:49:58
    - The government dashboard now has vaccine data (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 19, 09:22:14
- take up issue (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 19, 08:44:39
French news are reporting some indian variant cases imported from the UK (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 18:31:01
- for the better good (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 20:15:14
  - I knew it was too clever for a Frog to come up with ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 18, 20:20:04
    - Quite. They really are joyless. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 20:22:13
- On par with Trump's Kung Flu.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 18, 19:14:53
- Trust the Frogs (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 18, 19:08:30
  - Oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, May 18, 19:23:42
    - Look out Captain Offended is about (n/m) (General Chat) - Boris, May 18, 20:37:04
      - Oi oi! Who put 50p in the bigot? (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, May 18, 20:43:06
      - ? ? ? ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 18, 20:39:35
    - Well, they're not really in a position to complain, are they? (General Chat) - paulg, May 18, 20:31:27
      - Yep, that's not great either. And? (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, May 18, 20:39:58
  - never, ever, do that. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 19:16:35
    - 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 19:25:22
- That's actually quite a clever name isn't it? (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 18, 18:37:28
  - The sauce is a UK invention. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 18, 19:53:04
  - Isn’t that Balti? (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, May 18, 18:45:56
    - Balti is what it's cooked in (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 18, 19:35:10
      - Balti = the dish (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 18, 19:36:13
    - Apparently it makes them fall into a Korma. (n/m) (General Chat) - Malkybarneedledick, May 18, 18:58:27
    - I'm naan the wiser. (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, May 18, 18:55:36
- Try the Tarka, it’s a little otter (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 18, 18:35:53
  - did you hear about the nutcase that snorted curry powder? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 18, 18:50:32
    - That’s enough curry puns dahling (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 18:53:29
      - Naan of this please (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 18, 18:55:31
        
        No one asked you to bhaji in (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 19:24:23
        
        oi oi, papa don qc og is in da balti house (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 18, 20:37:23
Drmic is banging the goals in should make him easier to sell.. (NCFC) - loz, May 17, 19:00:16
- Let's sell him to Piswich (NCFC) - Old Git, May 17, 19:06:54
Slimming Wrath (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 17, 17:54:37
- err... fingers have meat in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 17, 19:34:13
- Well done Jumbers (General Chat) - Old Git, May 17, 19:08:05
- Go the whole hog (bad choice of words) and try a vegan diet (General Chat) - Kev, May 17, 18:58:31
  - I’d miss dairy and eggs too much (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 17, 19:19:50
- Might have to change your username to Slimbo1 (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 17, 18:26:16
- I put on a suit today that I hadn't worn for 18 months. (General Chat) - tudders, May 17, 18:08:10
- good stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 18:01:20
- well done Jumbo keep it up (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 17, 18:00:23
That BBC cartoon of waiting for the Euros, has everyone spotted Teemu in it? (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, May 17, 08:38:47
- lol still missing him. When is he? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 17, 10:51:58
  - 44 seconds in. Blink and you’ll miss him - and even then you might miss him. It’s not a (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, May 17, 11:10:40
    - They've turned him into a young blonde Viking with hair, albeit short cut (Other Football) - Old Git, May 17, 11:18:09
      - And it’s nice to see his injury has cleared up 🤞 (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, May 17, 11:27:16
      - the last squires was actually quite good for once (Other Football) - Tombs, May 17, 11:21:43
- Took me a couple of views to spot him! (n/m) (Other Football) - Knitted Jesus, May 17, 09:49:09
- its set in (Other Football) - Tombs, May 17, 09:15:06
Crowds in for the play offs tonight?? (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, May 17, 08:05:24
- Yes, my brother in law is at the Bournemouth game. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, May 17, 08:11:56
  - Just over 2000 fans allowed (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 17, 08:17:28
    - Why so few? Aren’t prem getting 10k at weekend (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, May 17, 08:18:34
      - Tiny ground? (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, May 17, 08:32:16
        
        no, the water was just very cold (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 17, 11:18:34
        
        Yep 25% capacity or 10K whichever is lower (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 17, 08:37:32
        
        So we’d be allowed around 7K had we bottled it (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 17, 08:39:15
Other than England (and even then it's a tiny number), have we ever previously (NCFC) - norwaay, May 17, 07:32:43
- I'm hoping we can sing (NCFC) - camcan, May 17, 10:33:23
- Don't like to talk about it (NCFC) - APB, May 17, 08:50:19
  - Flippancy apart, it ought to mean that players with international ambitions and also ... (NCFC) - APB, May 17, 09:09:22
- Juan Velasco (NCFC) - lord_luck, May 17, 08:49:29
  - His caps were in 2000 (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 17, 08:58:13
    - are you ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 09:06:01
      - Yep very good thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 17, 09:07:17
        
        *Well*. Very *well* (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 17, 10:59:49
        
        Fuck I'm very well (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 17, 16:48:34
        
        SCC does think he's good though TBF (NCFC) - Old Git, May 17, 12:10:00
        
        Lets be fair ...Nobody is as good/well as me..... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 17, 18:41:07
        
        excellent news (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 09:08:35
- We’ve got one from a Euro’s winning side (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 17, 08:23:48
  - we really are amazing (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 08:32:44
- Not that Holland have ever won the WC, but I remember when Leroy Fer played (and scored) (NCFC) - NxNW, May 17, 08:16:34
  - Scotland were unofficial world champions (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 17, 08:19:01
- And what's more - might very well win it again (NCFC) - paulg, May 17, 07:58:44
  - I’d prefer to see a current Norwich player win the World Cup or heaven forbid even (NCFC) - Jim, May 17, 08:26:26
    - We have just won something Jim. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 17, 10:05:23
      - At the top level. Thats what it should be about. Winning the champ is great and all that (NCFC) - Jim, May 17, 11:10:31
- Got to be a no for me (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 17, 07:34:40
  - Yep, pretty sure, Emi is the first. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, May 17, 07:40:13
    - nothing to crow about is it? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 07:58:44
      - Does this mean international football is basically pointless? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 17, 09:04:10
        
        it really is (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 09:24:48
      - I think he means it’s very hard to get into those squads (NCFC) - jamesward, May 17, 08:31:05
        
        Indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, May 17, 11:31:05
        
        its hard to get in the norwich squad (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 08:35:06
        
        Well I for one loved seeing our name on there alongside other giants of Europe (and Aston (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 17, 08:43:15
        
        and next to Messi (NCFC) - camcan, May 17, 10:46:52
        
        (With Emi first, obvs) (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 17, 11:30:44
        
        Haha (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 08:55:49
        
        pretty sure we've had french, german and spanish players as well (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 08:41:45
        
        I was really just talking about having players that are good enough to be picked (NCFC) - norwaay, May 17, 11:33:47
        
        Not internationals though (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 17, 08:49:20
        
        Are you ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 17, 08:42:38
        
        you need to know because? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 17, 08:43:56
Ha ha, Gippos have turned up on Portaloo car park. (NCFC) - Biggles, May 16, 19:24:34
- Speaking as not the most PC person on here (NCFC) - Old Git, May 16, 19:44:57
  - Oh dear, this far too pc world. (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, May 16, 21:48:44
  - Harmless travelling folk. (NCFC) - tudders, May 16, 20:37:29
    - If you knew about organised crime syndicates you'd know (NCFC) - Old Splat, May 16, 23:26:55
    - Been 2 nur (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, May 16, 21:49:42
      - Doh, too quick on the return (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, May 16, 21:50:24
  - With the current pm, and Phillip's recent passing eulogised as (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, May 16, 19:51:20
- Must be a seminar on how to dodge all debts (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, May 16, 19:41:25
- probably next seasons players (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 16, 19:34:16
Whole meal pitta stuffed with ham and lettuce x 2 (General Chat) - Old Git, May 13, 13:40:53
- I think this looks good but I'm not really a Chorizo fan. Might work well with... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 13, 16:27:01
- meat is murder (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 13, 15:48:53
- Sourdough bread with ham coleslaw jalapenos and fermented beetroot (n/m) (General Chat) - Basingstoke_Canary, May 13, 14:31:00
  - ^practising for IACGMOOH (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 13, 18:26:09
- Toast with peanut butter & strawberry jam.... (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, May 13, 14:15:54
where has everyone what used to be on here gone to? (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, May 13, 11:18:33
- Gone back to spectating (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, May 13, 13:40:20
  - it went very politically intolerant for a while i suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, May 13, 14:08:58
- Changed usernames (General Chat) - ingi, May 13, 12:17:46
  - yeh... I have always been Gaz...... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 13, 13:28:57
- we like to moan (old trait) everything's rosey so the keyboard warriors await the Prem (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 13, 12:09:22
- died of old age (General Chat) - CWC, May 13, 11:59:10
- Bristol obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 13, 11:58:54
- They're mostly still here (General Chat) - Old Git, May 13, 11:54:25
  - Man United, Arsenal and Everton all after Max (General Chat) - jamesward, May 13, 11:55:51
- I've retired with my tigers to a small island in the middle of the Wensum (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, May 13, 11:41:15
  - You never did set them on Andy Hooves (General Chat) - Old Git, May 13, 11:54:48
- I'm hiding under the counter of the cheese stall on the market (n/m) (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, May 13, 11:40:29
  - C (General Chat) - Old Git, May 13, 11:55:07
- Time for new hero's (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, May 13, 11:34:55
- Perhaps parallel universes collided and we're not here at all. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 13, 11:24:39
  - it's possible. (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, May 13, 11:33:41
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, May 13, 11:22:41
  - is there a Somerset Canaries group? i recently moved to Frome. (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, May 13, 11:34:16
    - South West Canaries..... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:49:10
      - thank you! (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, May 13, 11:51:45
- Twitter (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 13, 11:19:06
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:18:55
I know there's no-one under 40 on here ... but just in case, jabs now available for 38-39 (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 13, 11:03:11
- Still not eligible pal (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, May 13, 13:41:27
- Had a look at booking mine (Coronavirus) - Mingemaster, May 13, 13:12:10
  - So what's your red line travel threshold for protection from a deadly virus? 😄 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - norwaay, May 13, 13:27:38
    - Walking distance from NR3 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Mingemaster, May 13, 15:20:21
      - 👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - norwaay, May 13, 15:32:22
- Finally booked mine. Can't WAIT to bang on about it to anyone who will listen (n/m) (Coronavirus) - BigGrantHolt, May 13, 12:42:30
  - Halcyon days.👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 13, 13:54:51
- RUDE! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:18:33
- Haha (n/m) (Coronavirus) - norwaay, May 13, 11:05:53
- Excuse me! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, May 13, 11:03:39
  - Yeah right (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 13, 11:06:35
Well I had a lovely day, Fenton walk, orchard mowed, saw first swallows, found newts, (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 11, 20:43:49
- I went to Leeds. It rained a lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 11, 22:08:39
- I had a day off (General Chat) - camcan, May 11, 21:39:46
- nice (General Chat) - Tombs, May 11, 21:36:25
- Good for you 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, May 11, 21:19:30
- Nice, I once run over a frog with the hover mower (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:45:39
  - Our local toad road crossing group (General Chat) - camcan, May 11, 21:38:15
  - My sis in law is an artist (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 20:52:03
    - on QI this one time (General Chat) - Tombs, May 11, 21:10:19
      - Double ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 21:15:03
    - She'd be in jail now with this new scots govn. Lucky escape I'd say. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 11, 21:04:01
      - "oh, a little bit of politics" (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 11, 21:05:32
        
        It’s ok, I think you got away with it (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 21:06:44
        
        It's not so good OG (General Chat) - shoddy, May 11, 21:10:04
        
        Crikey (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 21:17:12
    - Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:54:38
  - Yeah , it does happen here I’m afraid. We got a bit of water and it’s full of frogs and (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 11, 20:51:13
    - ^^^^Tales from the Riverbank.^^^^ (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 11, 20:55:28
      - And a first swallow (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 21:07:07
Man City win the league then, well done Pep & Co (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:40:51
- They’re the Norwich city of the championship x (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, May 11, 21:34:13
  - Premiership even x (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, May 11, 21:37:27
- Which one of them normally posts Fraudioks at this point? (Other Football) - Old Git, May 11, 20:47:04
  - I was the bigger person innit (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, May 11, 21:29:42
  - Quite right OG. They play good football. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 11, 20:49:20
    - We will shit them (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:50:17
      - Ha ha (Other Football) - Old Git, May 11, 21:08:30
- Fraudiola (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 11, 20:44:47
  - Just 16 domestic trophies since he joined (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:46:17
    - and all done on a fucking shoestring (Other Football) - Tombs, May 11, 21:34:23
PM Tombs ......and staplers , every time I use one it fucks up and I mutter the immortal (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 11, 20:29:06
- no-one uses paper anymore grandad. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 11, 20:42:04
  - Bonsoir Shoddy. I reckon we use way more paper than we used to. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 11, 20:49:10
    - I dont, but you may do. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 11, 20:57:16
      - A went to the meat is murder Smiths concert at Ipshit (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 11, 21:03:45
        
        nice work. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 11, 21:06:24
        
        I cooked a proper veggie meal tonight (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 21:10:39
  - Toilet paper (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:42:50
    - I've got a dyson arse-hurricane (General Chat) - shoddy, May 11, 20:44:43
      - Sponge on a stick (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 20:52:53
        
        My Nanny's got one of them. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 11, 20:56:51
        
        On her Motte? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 11, 21:05:33
        
        Who’s bum does she use it on then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 21:00:58
        
        Mine, of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 11, 21:57:01
        
        Whose. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 11, 21:02:33
        
        Who’s (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 21:09:18
        
        Need more than a sponge for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 21:09:05
- I started to read his post and (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:31:20
  - I’m am speaking to someone, you lot of wrathers (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 11, 20:39:40
    - IDEOT (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 11, 20:51:14
24 year old man arrested (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 11, 12:39:52
- Emi is 24....oh no!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, May 11, 17:31:01
  - Emi would shit him tbf. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 11, 18:23:14
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, May 11, 17:29:02
- The one thing we can all take from this is (Other Football) - inutero, May 11, 13:04:44
- Jake Paul is 24 and is well known for internet fights (Other Football) - Old Git, May 11, 12:44:49
  - Maddison is known for confronting the public (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 11, 12:55:59
- Updated probability (Other Football) - norwaay, May 11, 12:44:28
hosepipes, extension leads and lawnmowers can all fuck off (General Chat) - Tombs, May 11, 12:29:06
- Roadies use the over under technique for coiling cables (General Chat) - KevinBond, May 11, 16:21:19
  - tell you why the whole world isn't educated in this technique (General Chat) - Tombs, May 11, 17:05:07
    - Yep not everyone has what it takes (General Chat) - KevinBond, May 11, 19:36:58
- Wireless hosepipes are the future. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 11, 15:37:39
  - the hoseless hosepipe© (General Chat) - Tombs, May 11, 18:06:03
    - Rain! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 11, 19:54:17
- We all hate leads scum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 11, 15:16:27
  - leads are falling apart again (General Chat) - Tombs, May 11, 15:20:10
- CIA PSYOP. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 11, 13:56:15
- Solutions... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 11, 12:58:48
- ... (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 11, 12:58:06
  - so much that (General Chat) - Tombs, May 11, 14:01:27
    - Solution (General Chat) - Old Git, May 11, 14:29:04
- And I get a bit cross with my earphones. Same thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 11, 12:49:11
- Photocopiers....from the same family (n/m) (General Chat) - DH Yellow, May 11, 12:47:47
- i think everybody has been there and feels your pain (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 11, 12:44:29
So I think that that’s four seasons in a row that we’ve swapped divisions with Foolham? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 22:07:23
- two jolly good away days out with the bathwater (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:08:57
  - You’re a hedgehog killer, no one is talking to you (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 22:10:07
    - expert hedgehog killer (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:25:55
      - I wish i was a flexible as my cat (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, May 10, 22:29:51
        
        our cat is an utter arsehole (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:37:37
        
        This argument rages chez Git (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 22:47:15
        
        i feed the pets in the am (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 22:57:12
        
        Being shown a butthole isn’t a bad start to the day TBF (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 23:09:06
        
        as long as it's not your own i spose (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 23:16:53
        
        you shouldn't be (girls club) aloud to have cats or any pets tbf (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 10, 23:41:35
        
        whoa (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 23:48:52
    - ^^^VVMT^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, May 10, 22:19:15
PM Fashionistas/Pablo (NCFC) - camcan, May 10, 14:26:31
- .... (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 10, 19:13:53
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 10, 20:51:08
- looks like the Puma logo (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 10, 14:41:29
  - That was my initial thought but it didn't look quite right (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 10, 16:54:32
    - Yep, it’s definitely Puma (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 10, 18:20:37
  - Gok Wan ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 14:43:18
    - Tbf, Todd's sponsored by Puma isn't he? Always wearing their gear (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, May 10, 14:50:40
      - Board question: If you were sponsored by a clothing brand, which would it be? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 10, 14:55:25
        
        Cancer Research UK, with accessories by the British Heart Foundation (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 10, 19:14:14
        
        Ben Sherman (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, May 10, 18:39:08
        
        Victoria's Secret (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, May 10, 17:41:18
        
        Charles Thywitt (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 10, 17:30:22
        
        Benetton. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 10, 17:21:31
        
        hush (NCFC) - camcan, May 10, 16:55:14
        
        Oxfam (NCFC) - Old Git, May 10, 16:37:23
        
        Birkenstock (NCFC) - APB, May 10, 16:11:21
        
        Mr Byrite (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 10, 16:00:45
        
        Lonsdale (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 10, 15:30:20
        
        Dickies (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 10, 15:26:14
        
        Wrangler's (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 10, 15:23:37
        
        Man at C&A (n/m) (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 10, 15:04:20
        
        George at ASDA (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 10, 15:02:42
        
        ^^ cartwheeled through a charity shop (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 10, 15:08:30
        
        it was more of a slow tumbled forward roll (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 10, 15:26:08
        
        Speedo. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 10, 14:56:59
I popped into Dave Jeans shop today - he looks unrecognisable (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 19:00:52
- Haha! I new you hadn’t recognised me, I was the other one, 5’4” and a pair of breasticles (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 9, 20:59:22
  - Hmmm, breasticles. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 9, 21:39:25
  - Blast it, Mrs J1 said that was you trying to avoid me! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 21:00:44
    - Obviously I was at church (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 9, 21:23:51
- Merkin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 20:25:41
  - No (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 20:42:44
- In honour of early days Mario? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 9, 20:02:58
  - Ha (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 20:29:00
  - I think so (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 20:04:31
So week one weigh in for meat free May = -2lb (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 18:55:48
- Good effort (General Chat) - Sellbydave, May 9, 21:15:49
- A piece of cake won’t do you any good (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, May 9, 20:55:05
- this is working for me (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 9, 19:46:53
  - That is good work GOBB (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 20:29:21
  - Impressive loss 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 19:52:06
- What's 40lb? Like 3 stone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 9, 19:25:06
  - I've lost 9lb in 3 weeks. My main tip is enhance any meal with onions (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 9, 19:29:05
    - I’ve lost over 2 stones in the last 2/3 months (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 9, 20:04:15
      - Mrs SOS and I have just changed our habits (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 9, 20:19:49
        
        Stop with the food porn teaser (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 20:45:50
      - Blimey- well done 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 20:05:34
    - Great going, yeah 3 stone would be fantastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 19:32:19
- Oh and the 40lb loss is in a year not month! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 9, 18:59:03
3 points tomorrow please (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 09:28:14
- I'm still fuming about bottling the 100 points (NCFC) - Old Git, May 7, 11:03:38
  - Or not conceded last minute equalisers against coventry or QPR (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, May 7, 21:33:22
  - They will still get 99.83 points.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 7, 19:26:29
  - Or Rooney to miss that free kick... (n/m) (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, May 7, 11:53:38
  - I'm pleased (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 7, 11:20:38
  - Both defeats excusable (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 7, 11:16:05
Arsenal. *shakes head* (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 6, 21:29:47
- I definitely think our current best XI is better than this Arsenal team (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 6, 21:41:38
  - Agree. Truly awful (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, May 6, 21:56:28
    - Hope Max was watching! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 6, 22:11:06
    - We’re better than that! (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, May 6, 22:08:46
      - I refuse to get cocky this time (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 6, 22:27:39
  - I don't think we'd have a problem shutting them out for a 1-0 or 0-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 6, 21:55:02
Difficult day today. Father passed away in the early hours of the morning... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 6, 19:29:32
- Sorry Dubs x (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 7, 00:35:23
- Sorry to hear your news. (n/m) (General Chat) - Wilts, May 6, 23:58:13
- Thinking of you. It’s a dark road but the sun will rise again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, May 6, 22:19:06
- Sorry to hear that Dubs, my condolences (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, May 6, 21:51:02
- My condolences Dubs (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, May 6, 21:37:50
- I'm very sorry to hear that (General Chat) - paulg, May 6, 21:32:38
- Oh Dubs I’m so sorry to hear your news 😔 Sening you lots of Wroth love 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 6, 21:21:47
- Sending love Dubs 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, May 6, 21:00:14
- Sincere condolences - it’s very sad, thoughts are with you (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, May 6, 20:55:09
- Oh mate, so sorry to hear that. Losing your dad is horrible. Keep talking on here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 6, 20:46:47
- Hi Dubs, so sorry to hear this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 6, 20:42:04
- Sincere condolences. My thoughts are with you. (n/m) (General Chat) - sefrican, May 6, 20:40:12
- So sorry to hear that my friend. Massive virtual hugs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, May 6, 20:38:57
- Sending much love x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, May 6, 20:33:52
- Sorry to hear Dubs. Condolences and thoughts 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 6, 20:30:16
- sorry for your loss dubbs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 20:24:41
- Ah Andy. So sorry, mate. You'll miss him. (General Chat) - Old Git, May 6, 20:24:39
- Składam wyrazy szczerego współczucia (General Chat) - Old Man, May 6, 20:24:07
- Bless you...it’s hard..sorry for your loss.x (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, May 6, 20:23:59
- so sorry to hear that Doc (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, May 6, 20:23:15
- Love to you and your family Dubs 💚💛 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 6, 20:21:32
- Really sorry to hear that. Stay strong....OTBC (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, May 6, 20:21:24
- Sorry to hear it, man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, May 6, 20:21:04
- Take care dubs its sad virtual hugs (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 6, 20:20:58
- I'm sorry Dubs. You have my deepest condolences. (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, May 6, 20:20:17
- So sorry to hear of you loss Dubs (General Chat) - Rombald, May 6, 20:19:55
- Sorry to hear Dubs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 6, 20:13:29
- Ai. Been there Dubz. It gets better, slowly. All the best. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 6, 20:13:09
- Sorry to hear that Dubs. Thoughts are with you mate xxx (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 6, 20:05:03
- So sorry for you. (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 6, 20:01:07
- Condolences Dr Dubs. The Wrath is with you (n/m) (General Chat) - 2KruhltobeKind, May 6, 20:00:18
- Sorry to hear of your loss Dubs (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, May 6, 19:58:49
- Very sorry to hear this DrD, my thoughts are with you & your family. (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, May 6, 19:58:14
- Sorry to hear that, thoughts are with you (n/m) (General Chat) - Farkeball, May 6, 19:55:11
- Sorry to hear that may he rest in peace 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, May 6, 19:54:35
- Very sorry for your loss Dr D (n/m) (General Chat) - Kev, May 6, 19:53:07
- So sorry to hear Dubs. Hope you’re ok bud. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chopper, May 6, 19:52:55
- That’s awful, hope you are ok (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, May 6, 19:50:48
- So sorry Dr D. I still talk to my Dad about the footie. He died 10 years ago. (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, May 6, 19:49:48
  - Ah Andy. So sorry, mate. You'll miss him. (General Chat) - Old Git, May 6, 20:23:51
- my thoughts are with you at this difficult time dubbers. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 6, 19:45:40
- My deepest condolences dubs (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 6, 19:45:35
- I am so sorry to hear that Dubs (General Chat) - camcan, May 6, 19:43:42
- Sorry to hear your sad news Dubbers, big hugs 💚💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 6, 19:35:07
- Sorry to hear that Dubs. 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 6, 19:34:55
- Sorry to hear Dubs,keep your chin up bud.x (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 6, 19:34:41
Remarkable similarity in hairstyle between father and son here (General Chat) - Old Git, May 6, 17:54:47
- Looks like that unnamed Royal's concerns were unfounded too. (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, May 6, 18:22:00
talking of chances research shows there is less than a 1 in 10,000 chance of getting covid (Coronavirus) - Tombs, May 6, 14:01:09
- Never bothered with all the shopping cleaning etc (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 6, 16:46:05
  - It was more about beauty salons and hairdressers over cleaning/sanitising (Coronavirus) - Tombs, May 6, 17:06:14
    - Yeah seen a few boffins say the same (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 6, 17:45:44
  - Take my mother in law... (Coronavirus) - McGill, May 6, 17:00:24
    - Take my mother in law (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, May 6, 17:04:20
    - There's no doubt that a lot of people have taken it very seriously (Coronavirus) - Old Man, May 6, 17:01:57
      - impacted on their mental health, mainly (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 6, 17:15:53
        
        That’s the thing (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 6, 18:05:41
        
        Someone out of off of on here was having their shopping delivered to their garage (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 6, 17:41:54
- Neve (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 6, 16:42:30
  - r give up on a good thing, baby do what makes you happy (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 6, 20:07:33
  - r gonna give you up never gonna let you down (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Breadstick, May 6, 17:37:18
- Playing devils advocate..... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 6, 14:33:31
  - 9 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 6, 17:50:19
  - and it drops dramatically if you don't touch any surfaces (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, May 6, 15:02:22
    - yeh, you just need one of these..... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 6, 15:13:28
      - Serious answer.......... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 6, 15:18:23
        
        Price of a human life (Coronavirus) - Old Man, May 6, 15:55:09
        
        school of thought thinks the opposite hey ho (Coronavirus) - Tombs, May 6, 15:23:20
- Window lickers rejoice (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jamesward, May 6, 14:05:36
  - i'm at the bus stop right now (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, May 6, 14:09:58
Man city vs Chelsea (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, May 6, 13:46:57
- Slightly more (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 6, 14:30:14
- here you go (Other Football) - Dave in France, May 6, 14:27:12
  - Very good in certain topics. I must say I am quite pleased with the lad (n/m) (Other Football) - Boyer, May 6, 18:03:57
- Full Members Cup Final 1986 too... fate, innit 😘 (n/m) (Other Football) - Worthing Yellow, May 6, 14:13:57
- one in nineteen. Or slightly more than 5%. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 6, 13:57:08
  - Probably more given certain fixtures are avoid on certain dates (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 6, 17:44:34
- i've run it through the monty don simulation model and unsurprisingly the answer is (Other Football) - Tombs, May 6, 13:52:00
- No idea, but south coast calculator and sir tiltzalot made me laugh my head off (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, May 6, 13:50:40
  - I had a quiet British chuckle and a cup of tea (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 6, 14:05:16
  - ditto (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 6, 13:52:36
cheese tomato and courgette omelet with a sauerkraut side (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 13:37:08
- Tuna mayo sarnie with mini cheddars... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 6, 14:26:00
  - Cor, I haven't had a corned beef sarnie for yonks - must revisit (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 6, 15:00:48
- Cold teriyaki chicken salad (General Chat) - Old Git, May 6, 13:41:54
Ed Sheeran new 1p5wich shirt sponsor......right, we need to get The Higsons on the case (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 6, 12:07:17
- Good move from them (General Chat) - Old Git, May 6, 13:39:01
  - A very wealthy "fat ugly whiny voiced scrotum" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 6, 13:48:57
    - Hes their best hope if he buys the club one day. (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, May 6, 15:10:07
- Fireball XL5 for our sleeve sponsor (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 6, 13:21:06
  - Fireball XL5 - they should sponsor the boots, the team can wear 'Rocking Shoes"! (n/m) (General Chat) - jetblackbass, May 6, 14:24:52
- Basti is the correct answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, May 6, 13:09:23
  - I bought their album solely because they sampled the commentary of Fleck (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 6, 19:26:31
- Got to feel sorry for Ipswich fans (General Chat) - Farkeball, May 6, 12:27:03
  - Well you might feel glad for them. If their goal music is now "the shape of you" (General Chat) - Old Man, May 6, 12:39:37
  - But... (General Chat) - Dracula, May 6, 12:32:12
- I did wonder if he'd buy them, you know (General Chat) - Old Man, May 6, 12:26:32
- Or Wolverine (n/m) (General Chat) - Barno, May 6, 12:09:25
  - Surely it should be Cathy Dennis (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, May 6, 12:15:50
    - Puppet man can be the official NCFC gusset sponsor (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 12:27:17
      - Apart from the Queen, who is the wealthiest City fan? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 6, 12:32:26
        
        Delia Smith, Philip Pullman, Stephen Fry, Jake Humphrey (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 6, 13:38:20
        
        Fry £30m Pullman £20m (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 6, 13:45:25
        
        Trisha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 6, 13:31:02
        
        Hooge Ackman (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 6, 13:29:14
        
        Old Git (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 6, 12:34:01
PM shoddy (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 6, 10:50:18
- yes they are getting there. hopefully get a jab soon (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 6, 14:36:42
- Daily doses climbing at last but still a very long way behind (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 6, 11:43:41
  - Hungary and Serbia doing well (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 6, 12:23:24
    - It will be really interesting to see where their figures level off (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 6, 13:35:16
      - And it'll depend on which are groups vaccinate (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 6, 14:23:11
  - Just means we’ll complete it first (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 6, 11:49:19
    - Yes. (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 6, 12:01:15
Tettey statue got me thinking (NCFC) - DiscoDale, May 6, 08:18:09
- does Fulham still have Micky Jackson? (NCFC) - usacanary, May 6, 14:43:33
- Dave Stringer (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 6, 12:46:49
  - couldn't we do something a little less hackneyed than a bloody statue? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 13:29:16
- gotta be the Reeves Bros (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 6, 11:12:01
  - fitzmaurice carriers sounds like a university challenge participant (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 12:37:18
- An Aviva Beaver (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 6, 10:29:23
- The Fozzy Flick in action (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 6, 09:52:59
- Good question. For managers I would go (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, May 6, 09:52:20
  - There should be a Farke animatronic doing the throw in (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 6, 10:19:02
    - slightly modded Chinese Lucky Cat. Easy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 6, 13:13:02
      - Yes! Someone please mod me a Farke Lucky Cat (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 6, 13:19:40
- Could we get ACN to design it? (Well Bird table who used to be off of here) (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 6, 09:31:30
- Andy Hughes clapping (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 6, 09:29:37
  - Dean Coney's arse. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 6, 12:47:06
- I'd prefer some nice big banners on the back of the south stand (n/m) (NCFC) - KetteringRyu, May 6, 08:37:04
- Geoffrey Watling first please (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 6, 08:26:11
  - statues are an indulgence (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 08:35:39
    - I think they're wonderful (or can be) (NCFC) - paulg, May 6, 10:27:17
      - aye. The one of Lambert (erected 2012) would be a winner (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, May 6, 11:13:20
      - With the exception of the Paddington one (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, May 6, 10:52:06
        
        But it's not weird to memorialise those who've made some great contribution (NCFC) - paulg, May 6, 11:23:43
    - so what shall I do with the one I had commissioned of you (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 6, 09:38:45
      - I'm imaging it looks something like this (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 6, 10:23:43
      - ding it on hunny beach like a gormley so it gets submerged when the tide comes in (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 10:09:22
        
        check this one out of bill clinton in pristina (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 10:11:32
        
        Looks like Bobby Robson. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 6, 10:14:57
Are we at war with France yet? (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 5, 21:47:18
- France seems to be a semi-rogue nation these days (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 5, 22:31:31
  - semi-nation maybe (General Chat) - shoddy, May 5, 22:49:31
- How’s your £20m going? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 5, 22:07:03
- just threaten to stop buying their 'sparkling wine', that should do it (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 5, 22:05:59
- River class unofficially called 'eunuch' class amongst servicemen... (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, May 5, 22:04:40
- ... (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 22:01:09
- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0prOVbWEAYk 6Dw?format=png&name=900x900 (n/m) (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 22:00:40
  - POSTING VIOLATION!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Nine, May 5, 22:38:45
  - nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom (n/m) (General Chat) - Spacebar Monster, May 5, 22:20:13
not convinced the ploy of only having two co-comms is paying off (Other Football) - Tombs, May 5, 21:28:04
- ^^ watching Jumbo’s OnlyFans (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 5, 21:29:35
  - Bully (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 5, 21:38:14
  - i'll have to take the CB41th on this (Other Football) - Tombs, May 5, 21:30:34
    - Brom knows (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, May 5, 22:41:23
    - Me neither (Other Football) - Old Git, May 5, 21:36:40
      - oh god (Other Football) - Tombs, May 5, 21:43:42
Just booked our staycation in Whitby for my 34th (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 20:16:20
- Whitby's great. We were close to buying a little bolt hole about a mile away last year. (General Chat) - tudders, May 5, 20:51:51
  - ^^ needs to be read in a Nathan Barley voice (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 5, 21:28:17
  - Nice - such a shame intut (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 20:58:12
    - It's been good thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 5, 21:16:03
      - 👍💚💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 21:24:00
- Whitby is grand (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, May 5, 20:45:45
  - 👍 I hope so (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 20:57:05
- Nice, can do other places in close proximity too (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 5, 20:29:20
  - Wold Top Brewery (joint business venture with Filey Bay Whisky) is nearby (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 5, 20:35:44
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 20:36:34
- Blimey! We’re you married as a baby? (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 5, 20:26:54
  - Yep, she says I’m still a baby! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 20:40:00
- Tried to find a cottage in Suffolk for six (General Chat) - jamesward, May 5, 20:26:20
  - Well, a few shit ones (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 5, 20:27:43
    - paint the inside of your house blue and white with teal accents (General Chat) - Tombs, May 5, 20:33:33
      - Haha, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 5, 20:43:41
      - Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 20:36:04
- Pah! (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 5, 20:25:30
considering a small bet on the footy tonight. Question, will Chelsea qualify? (Betting) - shoddy, May 5, 18:20:45
- Real will win and Zidane will but Tuchel out. (Betting) - Garry Brooke, May 5, 19:30:37
  - Yeah, but. (Betting) - Garry Brooke, May 5, 19:31:04
- No (Betting) - Old Git, May 5, 19:00:09
  - Could be another Ramos red tonight (n/m) (Betting) - Lentil Weaver, May 5, 20:38:24
  - It's a night for screamers already. Ref not buying it yet (n/m) (Betting) - Lentil Weaver, May 5, 20:08:58
  - 0-0 good enough (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, May 5, 19:01:38
- Part of me hopes not. Same-league finals are a bit shit, aren’t they? (n/m) (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 18:45:45
  - Yep (n/m) (Betting) - jamesward, May 5, 20:08:35
  - Absolutely (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, May 5, 19:00:28
- Yup (n/m) (Betting) - AstroCanary, May 5, 18:35:30
- Yes (n/m) (Betting) - jamesward, May 5, 18:29:49
- Yes (n/m) (Betting) - Jumbo1, May 5, 18:29:26
PM Shodders... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 5, 13:52:35
- This is the best place in Norwich for a Croque Monsieur/Madame: (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 5, 18:12:07
  - bavette frites. get in my tummy (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 5, 18:17:27
    - The steaks are sexual too. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 5, 18:20:34
      - I’m still meat free for May (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 18:30:17
        
        Even my meat? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 5, 19:29:24
  - it's a lovely touch naming a street in honour of pukki (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 5, 18:15:47
    - He's Upper Goat Lane. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 5, 18:16:46
- sorry I've blacklisted the Guardian. Was a great recipe on the Telegraph tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 5, 18:08:04
- Cheese Toastie! (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 5, 17:41:06
- I prefer the Croque Madam (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 14:31:57
  - Bet you love the croque hawaïen (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 5, 15:13:20
  - According to that, just do the same but ding an egg on top. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 5, 14:43:03
    - yep, crispy fried runny yolk egg on top - job's a goodun (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 14:45:00
New username. (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 13:24:32
- Hi Essexcanary (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, May 5, 17:38:05
  - This isn't the first time I've been accused of being essexcanary. (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 18:30:30
- Anything to do with the Houston Astros? (n/m) (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, May 5, 16:19:50
  - No, just ssociated with my background/interests. (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 18:31:53
    - ^geek (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 5, 18:35:21
      - Afraid so! (n/m) (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 18:36:21
- Hi Bucks (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 5, 13:46:12
  - haha. Lemon chicken and special fried rice. (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 13:50:25
    - Oooo that sounds good. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 5, 13:52:50
- How do we know you didn't do away with Rob and assumed his identity? Suspicious I say. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 5, 13:26:54
  - :-D PS is the profile borked generally on here? (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 13:30:05
    - Maybe it gets sent to Ben for approval then he presses a button of something technical. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 5, 13:41:27
      - I was unable to change it on the other account, too. (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 13:44:13
        
        No one has two usernames on here I’m afraid buddy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC Sock Puppet, May 5, 13:51:08
        
        😆 (n/m) (General Chat) - AstroCanary, May 5, 14:03:06
  - HELP!! I've been kiddnapped! (n/m) (General Chat) - Rob NCFC, May 5, 13:28:29
    - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 5, 13:33:16
    - See!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 5, 13:29:25
Oh, Jimmy Jimmy... (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 5, 12:49:56
- Great read, cheers dubs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 5, 13:32:04
  - Can't wait to have Test Cricket back on home soil. The sound of the summer. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 5, 13:33:39
- Frigging right.the bloke is as fit as fiddle and no more injury prone (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 5, 12:56:49
  - Less than a month now until Test Cricket back. Day 1, Lord's, ring the bell please. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 5, 13:07:41
If I had my tenure as England manager, I'd go with something like this (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 09:36:39
- Foden/mount/Grealish (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, May 5, 11:29:57
  - Very similar to Cantwell/Dowell/Buendia (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 11:41:50
    - Training together every day is key (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, May 5, 12:19:28
      - Don't think Mount is showboaty. Quite the opposite (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 12:30:16
        
        Ahhh okay (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, May 5, 13:26:12
        
        Foden isn't effective enough for you? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 15:23:08
        
        I don't really care about the England side (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, May 5, 19:51:40
        
        Both could start in the Champions League final (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 13:42:37
        
        They're good enough in their regular teams (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, May 5, 15:22:32
        
        I'd say Foden should be the one nailed on starter for any England team (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 15:25:22
        
        Agree, those two have been outstanding this season for top top teams (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 15:49:02
- I think Walker and Shaw are likely to be the full backs (Other Football) - norwaay, May 5, 11:29:53
  - I'd totally forgotten Shaw (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 11:35:48
    - Yes but Italy and Portugal do and have both reached a number of major finals (Other Football) - norwaay, May 5, 11:46:17
      - And Greece, haha (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 12:06:08
- That back 4 is a bit meh isn’t it? (Other Football) - Old Git, May 5, 09:44:01
  - Right back is up for debate, yeah (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 09:47:29
- I see we are favourites for the Euros (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 5, 09:42:12
  - France are surely the best side in the world (Other Football) - norwaay, May 5, 11:53:19
  - Mbappe top goal scorer at 10/1 looks nice (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, May 5, 10:39:47
    - Pukki 100/1 (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 10:43:28
  - Probably because of home advantage (Other Football) - jamesward, May 5, 09:43:10
    - Definitely (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 5, 09:46:36
This is shocking from PSG. (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, May 4, 21:53:11
- Ha ha Fuck da frogs (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 4, 22:13:16
- Reminds me of when Spurs lost any chance of the title v Chelsea and lost their discipline (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, May 4, 22:02:32
- shabby af (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 21:53:58
  - Yeah. Something wrong there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 4, 21:55:10
    - poch looked shellshocked (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 21:58:29
      - Mourinho’s available 😁 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 22:08:04
        
        not (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 4, 22:09:33
        
        Oh FFS. Snooze you lose, PSG (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 22:11:09
Foden might even make me excited to watch England again (n/m) (Other Football) - littletinyphil, May 4, 21:48:06
- This (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 4, 21:48:34
- He is so good (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 4, 21:48:33
If Loftus-Cheek was available in the summer, would you want him? (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 21:45:40
- 100% yes. Very, very good player. Unit too (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, May 4, 21:51:05
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 4, 21:48:47
- Wages (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, May 4, 21:48:05
- To do what with? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 4, 21:47:40
  - Don’t worry pet (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 21:48:22
    - Haha. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 4, 21:54:06
    - Arsefuck (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 4, 21:52:56
      - Cocoa first (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 21:54:08
    - how's your son doing btw? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 21:50:27
      - Second term just started (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 21:53:51
        
        standard (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 21:57:44
        
        Seems like a great role (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 22:07:21
        
        my lads first day today (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 22:11:12
        
        Wow (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 22:12:17
        
        good on your lad it's a tough old gig to get through, not easy (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 22:15:00
What exactly are PSG trying to achieve here? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 4, 21:34:50
- Wouldn't want any of their players anywhere near our squad... toxic (Other Football) - Pixelman, May 4, 21:43:26
- Just trying to get Man City player(s) suspended for the final (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, May 4, 21:38:40
  - Why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 4, 21:38:59
- ... (Other Football) - Old Git, May 4, 21:37:41
- They always blah. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 4, 21:37:04
- Yeah, they’ll be lucky to finish with 10. Very petulant behaviour. (n/m) (Other Football) - DH Yellow, May 4, 21:36:27
  - lost the plot via a sense of entitlement by the look of it (Other Football) - Tombs, May 4, 21:37:58
    - Every fuckern year, they do a pleur. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 4, 21:43:56
Is that actual snow on the pitch??? In MAY??? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 4, 21:08:38
- Mad hailstorm just before the game (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 4, 21:29:00
  - Welcome to t’North (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 4, 21:40:50
- Surely hail? It’s May. This game is so much better than Luton Rotherham!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DH Yellow, May 4, 21:18:06
I'm going for a haircut... 1st since December, 2nd in 15 months! (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 4, 17:09:15
- ^^ Tony Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 4, 21:41:32
- My Garry gave me a number 1 all over (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 4, 18:28:03
Onel you naughty schoolboy.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 11:04:06
- Longstanding tradition in Germany to soak the coach (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 4, 17:59:24
- Farke is a wily old fox he knew that was coming, for sure (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 11:06:38
  - he defo knew it was coming. dipped his head in anticipation (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 4, 11:45:44
  - Extra glue under the rug as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 4, 11:25:31