This is a true story

Last night, I had t get up for piss, and it was one of those really, really slow long ones. Thought it would never end.

Eventually, it did (obvs), and I went back to bed.

I then had a dream that I had connected my penis to a garden hose, and was spraying my urine all around the street and into neighbouring gardens for an inordinate amount of time. No-one seemed to complaint.

Eventually, it stopped.

The end.

Posted By: jamesward on June 16th 2022 at 14:34:04

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This is a true story (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 16, 14:34:04
- Peter Andre had the same dream..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 16, 22:37:33
- Then you woke up with a soaked mattress, I’m assuming (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 16, 19:08:11
- Very occasionally I dream of trying to find a toilet (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jun 16, 16:17:24
  - I got up in the night after one drunken evening out (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 16, 16:34:30
    - My lad, when he was very young (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 16, 16:55:38
    - Wondered where that was going for a minute. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 16, 16:38:15
      - It definitely could have been worse (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 16, 16:40:13
- Hozecock (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jun 16, 15:35:40
- Weird. I did the complete opposite. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 16, 15:27:21
  - I did wake up relieved to not be lying in a pool of piss (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 16, 15:31:34
    - Always something to be celebrated. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 16, 16:15:01
- The old penis in a hosepipe dream! (General Chat) - neilo, Jun 16, 14:44:21
  - Its a reality for some of us..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jun 16, 22:36:58
- Probably good for the lawns, especially in this weather. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 16, 14:37:21

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