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That run by Fisher with the ball at his feet (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Sep 21, 17:25:07
- He took it out from a very tricky situation (NCFC) - footymadman, Sep 21, 19:25:06
- He was class today (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 21, 19:07:38
- I love his crunching tackles (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Sep 21, 18:10:58
- There is nothing of him. Amazing strength for his build (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 21, 17:50:40
Excellent performance and movement (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 21, 14:36:05
FAO Ben off of on here. Why do I get ads for ladies wigs on my screen? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 21, 12:07:26
Do a win Norwich (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 21, 11:56:32
- :-( X (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Sep 21, 12:21:02
- Always sad saying goodbye (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 21, 12:16:39
- Norwich score, Norwich score, once you get one you'll get more (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 21, 12:08:54
  - (assembly) not December ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 21, 12:09:14
- Sorry for your loss (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Sep 21, 12:07:23
- Sorry to hear that, RIP big old ginge (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Sep 21, 12:00:18
All this pub talk makes me long for a proper pub visit (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 16:31:04
- Awful pretentious menu font (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Sep 17, 19:27:55
- woah, it's only got fuckun chinoiserie windows! start the car (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 19:17:14
- I usually avoid anything that uses “award winning” in its tag line (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 17, 18:33:05
  - Norfolk's Best Kept Secret (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 17, 18:34:41
- I was just trying to work out when I last went to a pub in Norfolk, not Norwich (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 17, 18:27:56
- You should arrange a wrothup! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 18:14:57
  - I’m in! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 17, 18:25:01
- "Fries" (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Sep 17, 18:09:49
- Is that a pub or a restaurant pretending to be a pub, though? (General Chat) - APB, Sep 17, 17:45:29
  - It’s a pub (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 17:48:25
- At least they've used decimal places. Cheesecake '7'... (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 17, 16:56:27
  - Word, homes (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 17, 17:45:51
  - Cheesecake? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 17, 17:38:42
    - CHEESE TOASTIE (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 17:48:45
- What did we all eat before (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 17, 16:49:56
  - Pulled pork is the biggest marketing nonsense ever (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 17, 18:29:28
  - doubt it's on this one - notting hill, 3 course lunch, 4 days a week, £7 per person (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 17:15:31
  - Salted pork (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 16:51:57
    - I think you've invented (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 17, 17:27:37
- 'Bucket' of Fries £4. I'm assuming you can't take your own bucket in to fill. (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 17, 16:44:08
So the peado gets off with a suspended sentence (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 18:28:32
- If you'd pulled this shit v v v v on any platform with moderation you would have been bann (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 16, 21:23:54
  - He needs deleting (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 21:45:32
    - Yeo. And his account too (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 16, 22:14:38
    - Needs dropping in the North Sea (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Sep 16, 21:51:19
- Will you be campaigning to free the Just Stop Oil folk who got 5 years for a zoom call? (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Sep 16, 20:14:03
  - Domestic terrorist got what they deserved (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 20:49:15
- Can you link us up to the pensioner in jail for shouting at the police? (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 16, 19:54:16
  - . (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 20:48:35
    - So no then. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 16, 20:50:44
      - 😄 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 16, 20:54:04
- "Make it make sense" (General Chat) - NxNW, Sep 16, 19:18:43
- What is a peado? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 16, 19:04:04
  - Had a go on one in Spain when I was a kid. (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 16, 19:28:14
  - They eat the dogs, and the cats, and all the pets (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 16, 19:15:54
    - and peas (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 19:17:11
      - Processed or frozen? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 16, 19:42:23
        
        cheesy (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 16, 21:06:22
        
        Capital (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Sep 16, 19:54:37
        
        Her (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 16, 19:44:52
        
        Shar peas. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 16, 19:44:28
- Have a read of this thread and you'll understand he didn't get away with anything. (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Sep 16, 19:01:26
  - He won't (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 16, 19:17:10
    - Too many long words. As you can see he struggles with 5 letter abbreviations (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 16, 21:19:10
    - Your probably write (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 16, 19:42:59
      - He does it on purpose! (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 16, 19:54:55
      - USAC is RIGHT (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 19:51:47
        
        Do you get your kicks coming on here and accusing people of supporting pedophiles? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 16, 20:34:27
        
        Again no need to answer dimlow (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 19:52:52
    - Woke police out in force 🚨 (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 19:18:20
      - can you read? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 19:22:34
        
        Yes thanks (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 19:33:42
      - Nobody supports paedophiles don’t be ridiculous … (General Chat) - loz, Sep 16, 19:22:01
        
        Isnt that lovely.. (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 19:30:03
        
        I’m not ok with that prick… (General Chat) - loz, Sep 16, 20:13:15
  - I suspect if it was dave who has tattoos and waves a st George's flag (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 19:16:43
  - He prefers to get his facts from Tik Toks!! (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Sep 16, 19:16:25
    - Let's hope these abused children aren't yours or anyone you know. (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 19:28:49
- No idea who this pensioner is you're talking about (General Chat) - TheGrump, Sep 16, 18:45:29
  - He paid for thee worst pics of children being abused (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 18:54:20
    - You thick, cliched cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 16, 19:04:44
    - What the BBC pays a person has nothing to do with this (General Chat) - TheGrump, Sep 16, 19:02:11
- Sad world we live in (General Chat) - Bristol Yellow, Sep 16, 18:40:38
  - These days, if you say you're English... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 16, 19:42:20
    - Ahem. *your* English (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 16, 20:52:13
    - Um not really Doddy boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Yellow, Sep 16, 20:05:46
    - You'll be arrested and thrown in jail (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 16, 19:45:25
      - Really? Is that what happens now? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 16, 19:49:32
        
        no comment (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 19:50:41
- Don't shout at the police (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 16, 18:35:43
  - Supports peados 😴⬆️↕️↕️ (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 16, 18:36:38
    - 💯 (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 16, 18:41:51
Disband the LTA (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Sep 15, 17:17:59
- Salt the earth around Wimbledon (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Sep 15, 17:20:36
  - Burn the nets and balls (Other Sports) - jamesward, Sep 15, 17:31:11
    - And like a phoenix from the flames (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Sep 15, 18:09:02
    - Stop all the clocks, cut the telephone wires (n/m) (Other Sports) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 15, 17:49:39
Oh dear Sotton. Can't be missing a penon, now 0-2 down. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 14, 13:12:12
- If they keep russ, they could “beat” derby’s long standing record (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Sep 14, 13:16:23
- Mr '0 pts' Russ (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Sep 14, 13:15:55
- Manure should have had more dubs (n/m) (Other Football) - Lager top, Sep 14, 13:15:17
- Poor old Norfolk Cafu (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 14, 13:15:03
  - #TrustTheProcess (n/m) (Other Football) - JD3, Sep 14, 13:47:24
  - It's enough to make me want to smash all of my televisions (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 14, 13:24:59
    - The most vomit inducing phrase branded about at present (n/m) (Other Football) - seminated_woolly, Sep 14, 14:11:19
  - Kinda went off him with his salty comments about us last season (n/m) (Other Football) - seminated_woolly, Sep 14, 13:19:34
    - He's a phoney (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Sep 14, 14:19:36
    - Yeah also very arrogant (n/m) (Other Football) - Lager top, Sep 14, 13:36:11
  - Still got Pinder (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 14, 13:18:09
    - Matthew? (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 14, 13:20:46
Ipsdicks next (NCFC) - KevinBond, Sep 13, 10:53:12
- Their FA Cup candle goes out after 90 minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 13, 18:16:50
- They should copy Gwynnies clopper candle and do one (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Sep 13, 13:47:50
- To cover up the stench from all the bins, I guess (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Sep 13, 11:15:59
Who's your favourite cancelled celebrity? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 12, 20:43:05
- Does that mean that you’re pleased they’ve been cancelled? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 12, 22:38:07
  - I heard it as an interview question the other day :D (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 12, 22:45:26
- J K Rowling must be up there for quite a few. (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 12, 22:00:44
  - Hardly cancelled. Unfortunately. (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 12, 22:04:50
    - Shane, she has some disgusting views about life (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 12, 22:31:34
- Rolf (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 12, 22:00:20
  - Him and Stuart Hall, I was really angry but somewhat sad that they were wrong-ens.I liked (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 13, 00:06:04
  - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 12, 22:01:08
- Frank Boughs (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 12, 21:47:53
  - Does he? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 13, 00:03:30
- Corden 🤞 (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Sep 12, 21:39:47
  - Please please please (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 12, 22:00:45
- That bloke off of on 'It's a Knockout' (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 21:37:08
- Donald Trump (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 12, 21:31:14
- David Jason (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Sep 12, 21:24:43
- Johnny Rotten (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 12, 21:17:55
- Richard Keys (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 12, 20:59:37
  - VMT 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼 (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Sep 12, 21:44:27
Any chance of some NCFC based football chat on here? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 12, 19:45:08
- Hoping we can perform like illegal immigrants (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 12, 20:46:57
  - A second away win would send expectations through the roof (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 21:38:59
- I wonder if JHT might give Gordon a start on Saturday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Sep 12, 20:00:45
  - How is his first name pronounced? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Sep 12, 20:32:15
    - Kade (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 12, 20:44:53
      - 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Sep 12, 20:59:25
    - Side Show Bob. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 12, 20:40:22
  - Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 12, 20:30:27
- What? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 12, 19:59:31
- Six years or so after giving up our NCFC season tickets of 16 years (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 12, 19:51:46
  - ^ loves a good tubing (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 12, 20:58:55
  - fucking loaded ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 12, 20:04:39
    - I wish! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 12, 20:24:55
      - yebbut not cheap though (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 12, 20:40:32
  - Have you done the buoyancy calculations? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 12, 19:54:47
    - Bully - it’s on a dry ski slope (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 12, 20:24:03
      - Pro tip... wear waterproofs. And gloves. And hat. It is very wet and very cold. VERY wet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 12, 20:41:38
        
        Can I come round? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 12, 21:42:43
national tv awards last night, that bloke in mr bates versus the post office (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 12, 18:45:20
- Apparently he has some work on the horizon. (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 19:26:53
- I think even playing a PO worker should open him up to arrest. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 12, 18:56:51
- Agree. He’s a fraud (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan Bates, Sep 12, 18:53:53
Three more International breaks before the end of the season ffs (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 17:20:56
- Same as normal, isn’t it? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 12, 17:27:34
  - Yeh even the manager can’t be arsed to sing the anthem (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Yellow, Sep 12, 18:12:13
  - Not caring very much at all about the national side doesn't help (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 17:37:10
"Pee-ved Off" (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 12, 15:58:08
- You’re being unfair (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Sep 12, 18:57:08
- No shit (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Sep 12, 17:52:07
- Public toilets vandalised (General Chat) - Fenwood Lad, Sep 12, 17:38:51
- Lose-Loos Situation (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Sep 12, 17:22:50
- 'Village set to loos public convenience' (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 16:45:10
- I like it. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 12, 16:15:13
  - They were the days, and the gentleman would do tiny amounts of baccy when times were hard. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 12, 17:14:44
  - 😄 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 12, 16:31:12
If I had a billion pounds I'd buy a new house and an air fryer (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 14:14:50
- I’d buy hotels to house all of the homeless people (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 12, 20:23:04
- And a Gucci belt (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 14:42:27
  - You are Travis Kelce and I claim my five pounds (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 12, 14:45:05
    - Incorrect (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 15:01:27
      - aha - I am now educated in modern culture! (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 12, 16:05:48
Press news in... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 12, 13:54:38
- Discouraging people from running. First PR blunder (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 16:49:51
- Thanks Dubs. Appreciated. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 12, 16:23:27
  - :O) Fairly brief one today, mostly all fit which is the main thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 12, 16:46:53
Another billionaire about to do something really stupid (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 11:05:44
- It’s got Tian vibes about it (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Sep 12, 15:11:55
  - Titan even🙈 (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Sep 12, 15:12:17
- Shame his money couldn't be spent to benefit others. (n/m) (General Chat) - MORDENCANARY, Sep 12, 13:18:11
  - Trickle down economics (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 12, 19:48:24
  - as a starter is $100 million enough (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 12, 17:57:50
  - .... (General Chat) - paulg, Sep 12, 16:02:16
  - Seems he is fairly philanthropic (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 12, 14:08:16
  - Large hailstones currently in NR7. Coincidence? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 13:19:38
    - Makes you think (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Sep 12, 13:36:17
      - Makes me not worry about my carbon footprint, that's for sure (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 12, 13:37:28
- I was hoping for something a bit more technical than just winding a handle to open the (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 12, 13:14:12
  - It's the same guy who designed the Titanic sub. (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 13:27:57
- Cabin doors to manual. I'm stepping outside the Wrath briefly (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 12:51:13
- is that it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 12:01:45
  - I'm not entirely convinced that was a space 'walk' (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 12:57:39
  - Jumbo1's has gone far deeper into larger voids (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 12:08:40
    - do scott and anna get a go? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 12:18:14
      - no. it's the taking part that counts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 12:24:11
        
        i don't know which is more fake. that, or trump being shot at. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 12:29:22
        
        Glad I'm not the only person who thinks that (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 12:52:59
Loose Men - Presenter (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 12, 08:10:36
- Gerry Harrison (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 13:36:18
- Panel of the wrath... jim mikey james norway all wet wipes (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 12, 11:37:36
- Alan Partridge and the geordie Michael (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Sep 12, 11:34:19
- Tim Lovejoy (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 12, 11:02:34
- Danny Dyer and Matt LeTissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 11:02:21
  - Perfect!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 12, 13:19:32
- Peter Stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Sep 12, 10:50:48
- Loose Meeses, presenter: me (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Sep 12, 10:46:07
- Jim Davidson (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, Sep 12, 10:44:51
- Ricky Gervais (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:41:17
- Keith Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:40:40
- Russell Brand (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:39:51
- Richard Branson (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:39:05
- Tony Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:37:37
- Timmy Mallett (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:37:13
- Idris Elba (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:36:43
- Vinnie Jones (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:35:39
- Jermaine Jenass (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Sep 12, 08:54:10
- Good shouts. Jeremy Clarkson? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 12, 08:28:45
Well played Kamala (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 11, 07:40:51
- Yeah but who is going to save the pets? (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 11, 09:05:13
  - Ace Ventura. Pet detective (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Sep 12, 08:55:31
  - What about that goon Pen Farthing ? 😡 (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 11, 11:25:47
- Made trump look a right 🤡 (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Sep 11, 08:50:19
  - Her facial expressions were hilarious (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 11, 09:07:00
    - They’re the looks I give when reading PeePee’s posts on here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, Sep 11, 10:46:52
- Retire Trump (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Sep 11, 08:32:44
- She feeds beefburgers to swans (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 11, 07:52:27
  - Infected spinal column in a bap (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 11, 10:18:04
    - What did you call me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 11, 13:46:31
  - At least it’s not pets to immigrants (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 11, 08:10:09
    - 'Pet Cemetry 2- All You Can Eat' (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 11, 08:38:26
      - Sadly tho he's correct (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 11, 08:53:55
        
        He's not going to shag you m8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 11, 10:17:49
        
        jesus fucking christ "current affairs" (General Chat) - big member, Sep 11, 09:22:13
        
        Jesus will help you (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 11, 09:33:26
        
        so thick you are beyond help (n/m) (General Chat) - big member, Sep 11, 09:53:05
        
        Swans are wankers (General Chat) - APB, Sep 11, 09:04:04
        
        Only a man’s arm,women are safe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 11, 13:48:21
        
        Current affairs = TikTok videos (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 09:00:15
        
        😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Sep 11, 09:50:16
        
        Even his advisors told him it was nonsnse and not to go there but he couldn't.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 11, 08:55:34
    - Must took it well and demonstrated his class... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 11, 08:27:21
      - *musk (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 11, 08:33:40
Got some leftover roast chicken so I'm going to make fricassee tonight. (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 10, 16:21:11
- Leftover roast chicken risotto for us (General Chat) - APB, Sep 10, 18:43:04
  - Alcoholic Poulet Beckons (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 19:46:22
- Just bung it in some Phatak’s (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 10, 18:34:35
- This is a great recipe for leftover chicken (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 17:03:29
  - That actually looks great (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 10, 17:09:35
    - I'd share my favourite noodle peanut salad but paywall (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 17:36:57
    - It does (thank you OG) and also the noodle soup on the same page (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Sep 10, 17:32:53
      - BBC good food is well worth it 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 17:35:41
  - GIRL (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 17:04:30
    - 🤏 (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 10, 17:09:30
      - u wot, u wot, u wot uwot u wot u wot (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 17:18:40
        
        🤏 (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 10, 17:33:18
- Surely if you have roast chicken leftovers (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 10, 16:56:07
  - Turkey & Branston Boxing Day sandwich. Stuffing/pigs in blankets optional (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Sep 10, 17:34:41
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 17:04:42
  - I'll have enough left for lunch tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 10, 17:00:00
  - And mayo (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 16:58:40
    - I've tried many alternatives over the years when the missus (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 10, 17:28:08
    - Every scrap of leftover roast chicken in our house is immediately drowned in Hellmans (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 10, 17:13:52
    - and avocado (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 17:05:41
      - Chutney (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 10, 17:14:39
    - Can’t go wrong with salt (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 17:02:53
    - Or just salt,my old dad just had salt. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 10, 17:00:10
      - and a bit of white pepper (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 10, 22:06:25
      - good (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 17:04:53
- Pfft if you are not cooking chips to go with your cold roast chicken then you are doing it (General Chat) - megson, Sep 10, 16:51:53
  - Monday meal (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 17:06:32
  - Chips are way down on my list of 'ways to eat potato' (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 10, 17:01:56
    - ^ Hasn't got an air fryer (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 17:09:41
      - Chips cooked in beef dripping beats all these poncey appliances. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 10, 18:39:49
    - GIRL (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 17:04:17
- Would you like some Rat au Van, Sir? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 10, 16:36:13
  - Souris seems to be the hardest word (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 10, 16:38:02
    - BRAVO, in an annoyingly loud voice. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 10, 16:48:17
- Will you be browning leftovers on the bone or dealing with presliced chicken (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 10, 16:27:58
  - A Sancerre. And I'll use white meat only tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 10, 16:59:02
    - Sancerre in a sauce? (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 10, 17:16:20
      - This is why I can't afford a fucking big telly (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 10, 17:29:23
        
        Lol (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 17:39:02
        
        😄 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 10, 17:36:11
    - ponce (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 17:05:09
      - Thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 10, 17:07:34
- Oi, the bird makes the meals (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 16:26:17
  - 🤏 (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 10, 17:05:39
  - Hi Hun ❤️🥰 (General Chat) - Real Mans Wife, Sep 10, 16:36:29
    - wierdo (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 10, 17:05:23
    - ^^^Thinly veiled affair with brother post ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 10, 16:39:22
Does Pukki play tonight? (n/m) (Other Football) - KevinBond, Sep 10, 13:56:35
- Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Sep 10, 19:18:25
- He was only on the bench v Greece (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Sep 10, 15:22:27
- I'm not picking the team (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 10, 15:13:34
  - I'd pick him and play him on McGoo's shoulder (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 10, 16:29:08
God Save The King (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 10, 06:28:52
- The fascist regime? (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Sep 10, 07:40:28
  - Did you mean mormon? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 10, 07:44:37
Leave the bloody cello behind James (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 8, 17:03:30
Isn't the idea of giving carsley the England job a bit mad? (Other Football) - paulg, Sep 8, 13:05:47
- Best football analyzer says otherwise https://youtu.be/drvyQL9ItHw?si=MbhSI-S9 -dGFMM-3 (Other Football) - LeftSide, Sep 8, 19:11:24
- Southgate was able to deal with the big egos (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 8, 17:47:41
  - ... (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 18:07:37
    - Error 404 (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 8, 19:26:39
- My initial reaction was that he’s a bit Neil Adams after Chris Hughton (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Sep 8, 16:49:30
  - I'm not particularly convinced (Other Football) - paulg, Sep 8, 16:59:36
- https://www.wrathofthebarclay.co.uk/inte ractive/board/mobile-message.php?pid=381 9128 (n/m) (Other Football) - littletinyphil, Sep 8, 15:30:43
  - Test (n/m) (Other Football) - Bristol Graham, Sep 8, 15:59:43
  - om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom (n/m) (Other Football) - Spacebar Monster, Sep 8, 15:53:58
  - Well that didn’t work, said exactly this yesterday 👍 (n/m) (Other Football) - littletinyphil, Sep 8, 15:31:25
- Luis de la Fuente entered the chat (n/m) (Other Football) - Knitted Jesus, Sep 8, 15:11:47
- How so? (Other Football) - jAC, Sep 8, 13:34:35
- Good football, tournament winner (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 8, 13:10:12
- Exactly how Southgate was appointed (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 8, 13:08:23
  - True that his appointment *might* succeed (Other Football) - paulg, Sep 8, 16:39:06
  - Without checking in detail ... hadn't he more experience? (Other Football) - paulg, Sep 8, 13:10:04
    - Carsley was an international, he wouldn't be my choice for manager (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 8, 14:56:01
    - Sven, Wenger, Farke... and many more had limited playing experience. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Sep 8, 14:18:15
    - What does playing experience have to do with being head coach? (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Sep 8, 13:39:30
      - And to note that the players keep indicating that they do respect him as a head coach (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Sep 8, 13:41:29
        
        Read lots which suggests he more talented than Southgate (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Sep 8, 13:55:35
        
        Such as? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 8, 15:25:02
        
        Not a big achievement tbf (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 8, 14:58:10
        
        I don’t recall your tenure as England manager (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 8, 16:09:05
Just did a bit of lip reading there. (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Sep 7, 17:27:54
- Szmodics looked Sunday league with his peroxide hair and poor passing game (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 7, 20:50:03
- Scum cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - footymadman, Sep 7, 18:06:21
After reading the Jenas messages, can all you men answer me this honestly (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 7, 13:38:52
- yeh boi (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 7, 15:34:23
  - Real Manz humps the Minge like a trooper. (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 7, 17:02:02
- What is your phone number? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 7, 15:26:09
- My arms aren't long enough to take the photo (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 7, 15:00:26
- Just read about it. It wouldn't faze me if he was single and these are numbers he got (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 7, 14:58:49
  - He keeps stating the consenting adults line, yet they didnt ask for pics (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 7, 15:12:30
- Not unless there's money involved. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 7, 14:53:37
  - How much? (General Chat) - APB, Sep 7, 15:02:32
    - *cough* (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 19:04:17
    - Some sort of specialist Wrath Cock Calender? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 7, 15:26:15
      - Very specialist (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 7, 16:53:11
- women have sent me photos but I wouldn't do that (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 7, 14:27:15
- Only on request (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 7, 14:00:55
- I think it might have been Kathryn Ryan joking about it on a chat show about fanmail (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 7, 13:53:28
  - Interesting, agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 8, 08:55:15
- I’ve added mine to my email signature (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Sep 7, 13:48:56
  - That's very cool.😎 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 7, 14:43:24
  - A bit specifying your pronouns (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Sep 7, 14:01:28
If the dye in Doritos makes mice invisible, how do we know there isn't one in every bag? (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 6, 11:09:31
- That’s why they seem less in a bag now (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Sep 6, 11:35:53
I've got wood... ... in the away members gift pack (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Sep 6, 10:46:26
- I thought the home pack was bad enough (NCFC) - CWC, Sep 6, 15:35:59
- Bookmark? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 6, 11:32:06
  - This post (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 6, 13:29:57
    - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 6, 19:50:55
- phone stand? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 11:03:09
- Safe standing equipment for very short people (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 6, 11:01:52
- I haven’t had anything yet (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 6, 10:57:28
- Why do they bother with all that shite? (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 6, 10:48:17
  - VMT - I'd rather my membership cost £3 less (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 6, 11:42:30
anyone seen a vid of the Hanley error? Can't find anything online (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 6, 06:35:36
- The attacker push the ball to the left just as Hanley was going to get it (NCFC) - footymadman, Sep 6, 09:15:33
- Can we stop hating on Hanley please? (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Sep 6, 07:50:20
  - And Todd, move on (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 6, 13:31:44
  - It is depressing, and for all the reasons you note, it's also very strange (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 6, 11:52:51
  - Totally (NCFC) - APB, Sep 6, 11:23:23
  - Hate is the default position (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 6, 11:14:17
  - This (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Sep 6, 10:31:38
  - Absolutely….. (NCFC) - Eric Morecambe, Sep 6, 10:31:34
  - Well said KJ (n/m) (NCFC) - Fenwood Lad, Sep 6, 09:24:05
  - I was interested to see what happened and his reaction (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 6, 09:11:46
    - There’s a future for you in the coaching trade (NCFC) - Boyer, Sep 6, 15:13:11
    - That's some insight (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 6, 09:44:20
  - 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 6, 08:09:04
  - well said (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 6, 07:55:14
  - I'm not hating on him, just chuffed Polska won, which I think is allowed. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 6, 07:51:26
    - Oh yeah Dubs I didn’t mean you (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Sep 6, 07:59:04
      - Tis all good. In the hood. Innit. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 6, 08:01:00
        
        That’s OK Dr D (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Sep 6, 13:16:18
- ... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 6, 07:03:11
  - Well the less said about that the better. Loads of empty seats too (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 6, 07:19:14
Hanley...sigh (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 21:43:39
Paddy from off of on Emmerdale would be a great set-piece coach (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 21:19:50
- They shd get one of those synchronised swimmer coaches (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 5, 21:22:45
  - Good halftime entertainment with a small Argos pool in the centre circle (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 21:32:10
Worst ever NCFC merchandise (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 15:35:07
- Moo moo ex xxl16 (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Sep 5, 16:50:10
  - Chicken thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 17:52:31
- Your 'Best Fan from Buckinghamshire' mug? (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 16:19:36
  - I'm bucks. Do keep up (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 5, 17:39:20
  - 😄 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Sep 5, 16:20:23
- Rowe shirt? (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 16:17:31
- My dad bought mum a pair of NCFC knickers... (NCFC) - Wilts, Sep 5, 15:48:39
  - Did they go up and down a lot? (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 5, 16:34:36
    - Hahaha! (n/m) (NCFC) - Wilts, Sep 5, 17:49:47
I've been away on holiday folks, and on return I've discovered (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 5, 13:11:13
- I discovered recently that even when I wasn't at work (General Chat) - Real Mans Wife, Sep 5, 18:24:46
- Well...is everything else entirely unplugged? (General Chat) - Jester, Sep 5, 16:07:48
  - His Dildo collection was still charging? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 5, 16:20:25
    - 🚨🚨 aroooga! aroooga! 🚨🚨 (n/m) (General Chat) - Pathetic Smut Klaxon, Sep 5, 16:46:50
- I'm spending that when I'm at home (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 5, 15:59:22
  - Wtf, how (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 5, 22:56:58
  - Over 100 just on electric here (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 17:06:20
    - Sell your kids (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 5, 17:39:54
- It will ne (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 15:29:56
  - *It would be cheaper if you pretended you were out. (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 15:30:23
- So you are telling us you have a huge fridge.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 5, 15:20:28
- ^^ Thinly veiled 'just back from holiday' post (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Sep 5, 14:13:18
- It says £1.31 (ish) when I was away (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 13:20:24
  - FFS (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 5, 13:29:54
    - It’s an American style fridge freezer (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 13:31:52
      - a plain old integrated fridge freezer (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 5, 13:39:16
        
        Probably all the grow lights for your weed crop . (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 5, 15:28:32
        
        Why do they need a light? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 5, 15:24:41
        
        Google it (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 5, 22:57:34
Wos gorn on in the City Centre? Police have sealed off London St (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 08:31:11
- Guy assaulted last night apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Sep 5, 12:59:56
- Rectal explosion in new Taco Bell store (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Sep 5, 09:02:13
  - Fire in the disco? (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Sep 5, 10:45:00
    - Danger! danger! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 5, 10:51:51
- Unclear (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 08:40:18
With his blonde hair and his socks and bits (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 5, 08:20:56
- Hi Bucks x (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Sep 5, 10:57:07
- Do you reckon he has multiple usernames like you (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 5, 08:59:35
  - You must be on about your 6th username (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 5, 09:04:32
    - Amazing how furious he gets when anyone besmirches his darling Todddy (NCFC) - norwaay, Sep 5, 10:30:42
      - Guess I'd better delete all my imaginary posts about his blonde hair then 🙃 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Sep 5, 11:28:54
      - Furious? I don't think so. (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 5, 10:41:59
    - Ok I will rephrase it for you thicko (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 5, 09:08:43
      - Ooo touched a nerve there! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 5, 10:04:39
      - Haha, one other name I’ve used a handful of times (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 5, 09:10:18
        
        As for "one username banned" - I mean... LOL (NCFC) - norwaay, Sep 5, 10:28:43
        
        Cute (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 5, 10:38:06
        
        DFTT (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 5, 10:04:53
        
        Sad cunt tho arent you. "Mostly by accident" poor excuse lad (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 5, 09:20:50
- Thing is, he just can't affect the way people think of him (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 5, 08:31:14
  - I'm not sure he deserves the abuse. If he looked like Beardsley noone would bat an eyelid (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 08:32:32
    - It would help to be better at football. (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 5, 08:34:39
      - He can be (could be anyway) very good indeed at football (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 5, 10:07:58
      - His appearance is a total red herring (NCFC) - norwaay, Sep 5, 09:00:54
      - I suspect many more are be guilty of poor form and being drawn to social media (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 08:49:39
        
        *are guilty (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 5, 08:49:53
It's dug out cam.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 15:47:16
- Dugong cam? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 3, 21:06:03
- Love the conversations with the lads warming up. (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 3, 18:26:29
  - It’s one W (NCFC) - Chair_of_the_Bored, Sep 3, 18:39:34
- Rectal cam is coming .. (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 3, 16:18:37
  - Come round (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 3, 20:59:23
  - Probably can to be fair. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 17:02:11
Coming to a Premier League club near you soon... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Sep 3, 15:26:22
- If only he'd given a shit about La Liga when he signed for Oviedo (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 3, 18:48:32
- Perfect time for scum to milk the 10000 plastics. (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 3, 18:27:32
- Alternative view point... (Other Football) - usacanary, Sep 3, 18:00:34
  - No…… (Other Football) - Eric Morecambe, Sep 3, 20:15:26
    - What part of "Football is a luxury item" do you not get? (Other Football) - usacanary, Sep 3, 20:36:53
- Hang on, you mean you haven't been blocked by Collymore? (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 3, 15:29:48
Oasis ticker sales for the dates so far announced (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 1, 18:33:29
- Mind you , I wonder what the weekly revenue of British football is? Tickets, merch, (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 1, 22:58:27
  - Kids have it so easy these days...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 1, 23:28:58
- Many people go into debt for anything these days. Like it’s free money (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 1, 20:36:58
- sad fuckers (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 1, 20:11:09
- They got eff all from me... I win (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Sep 1, 20:00:22
- Don’t forget that the sums mentioned above are only for the current dates. (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 1, 19:52:38
- The real money is in the merch.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 1, 19:24:52
  - Possibly, people who pay inflated tickets prices will probably buy tat as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 1, 19:50:21
  - Does that still stand in the era of £150+ tickets? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 19:29:59
    - Yes,% of profit is huge with little overhead (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 1, 20:49:43
      - 👍 yeah and I guess if you’ve paid a couple of hundred quid already (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 20:53:36
        
        If you've paid £50 for 5 pints. May as well get a mug for £30 (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 1, 20:56:20
- Only getting g 25% of that seems incredible (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 1, 19:16:59
  - I heard that USAC is getting the major slice (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Sep 1, 19:59:26
  - Would imagine that the stadiums themselves and all the staff (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 1, 19:19:02
- Aside from the dynamic pricing (which is a scandal)…. (General Chat) - loz, Sep 1, 18:39:56
  - I'm never listening to oasis again (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 1, 21:18:19
    - Who! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 1, 21:54:30
    - According to Doug Stanhope (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 1, 21:42:24
  - It will become obvious the moment they hit the stage if that’s the case (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am H2O, Sep 1, 20:42:10
  - 100% - they saw how much Taylor swift was making and wanted a piece of it (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 19:30:41
    - Taylor Swift refuses dynamic pricing. (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Sep 1, 19:55:16
  - Agreed, to me the whole thing smells of nothing more than a money making scam of sorts. (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 1, 19:13:14
    - To be fair, if I could announce a tour and sell tickets at £150 a pop (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 19:31:29
      - "Wrath of the Barclay, the Musical" (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Sep 1, 20:00:41
      - If only the tickets were priced evenly, this progressive pricing (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 1, 19:48:41
  - VMT (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 1, 18:58:02
  - Yeah, the whole thing has been pretty cynical (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 1, 18:50:50
  - ^^^^^^ this (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 1, 18:48:07
Mavis off Coro restocking the Jazz mags (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 1, 15:00:38
- Judging from the look on her face (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Sep 1, 17:07:16
  - "Oooooh Rita...I can see her clit" (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 1, 20:13:00
Robins not happy with Doyle’s tackle on sakamoto (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 09:14:09
- Perfect tackle and he bounced back up straight away (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 1, 14:24:22
- More like Mark Bobbins. The tackle was good! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 1, 13:10:54
- The tackle was as clean as a whistle. Hard but no foul. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Sep 1, 10:12:45
- Was it given as a foul? X (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 1, 10:02:03
  - No (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Sep 1, 10:34:32
- Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence...it was ok (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Sep 1, 09:49:28
- Nothing wrong with it at all. A 50/50, where Doyle put the ball and man in the stands. (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Sep 1, 09:37:46
- It was a great tackle (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Sep 1, 09:30:52
- It looks perfectly timed to me. So impressive! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Sep 1, 09:29:10
  - Got the ball ref! (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Sep 1, 11:38:36
  - Absolute perfection 👌🏼 (NCFC) - JD3, Sep 1, 10:43:14
  - Proper look of the 70s (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 1, 09:56:17
  - Great tackle; Robins whinged last season too (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 1, 09:49:10
  - Yep,perfectly timed,nothing more to say. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 1, 09:44:25
  - ❤️❤️❤️ (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 09:35:41
🤣🤣🤣🤣Everton. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 31, 16:54:51
- It has to happen this season (but not at the expense of Ipshit!) (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 16:58:39
  - A last gasp survival at the expense of scum would be perfect (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 31, 17:09:40
- Taxi for Dyche (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Aug 31, 16:55:36
- hahahahahahahahahahah (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 31, 16:55:22
Is the team/squad stronger now than last year? (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 31, 07:36:42
- It feels way way to early to reach conclusions like those (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 31, 11:08:00
- I think we’ve bought a lot of unproven talent so similar to Farke. If we are lucky then (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 31, 10:13:19
- I don't consider myself negative and I wouldn't say that Thorup is an upgrade on Wagner (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 31, 09:12:36
  - I think it’s pretty obvious he is though (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 31, 09:42:35
    - I think the thing with Wagner was you never really believed he (NCFC) - paddonwasjesus, Aug 31, 11:58:16
    - Wagner has a promotion on his CV and kept Huddersfield up (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 31, 11:01:54
    - Potentially. But yes, time will tell. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 31, 10:25:07
    - Yes, I think you can see he is a better coach from the patterns of play we’re seeing now (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 31, 09:55:59
- I think squad balance has improved, we have more competition for the first XI (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 31, 08:59:12
- Why are you comparing schwartau and Nunez? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 31, 08:55:39
  - Just from what I saw of him in a cameo at Palace (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 31, 09:21:35
- Interesting question. I suppose you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 31, 08:38:05
  - Could say last seasons team finished 6th (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 31, 08:39:30
- Slightly strange analysis of the squad (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 31, 08:28:36
  - I disagree on both counts (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 31, 09:23:09
    - I'd be amazed if Doyle and Cordoba weren't the first choice pairing for the majority (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 31, 10:00:27
    - You are on (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 31, 09:41:47
      - 🤜🏻🤛🏻 (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 31, 10:47:41
      - I’m with Jim, I think Doyle is our best centre back (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 31, 10:00:34
        
        I don't disagree that he's our best centre back (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 31, 10:47:04
        
        Doyle will be CB, very confident (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 31, 11:07:24
- I'd say no. (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 31, 08:06:34
  - The trouble with that is (NCFC) - Chair_of_the_Bored, Aug 31, 08:08:32
    - Don't mind sales (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 31, 08:21:00
      - Being debt free is huge for PSR (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 31, 08:26:21
- All new players have technical ability and able to keep the ball… (NCFC) - loz, Aug 31, 07:38:55
  - If we play with pace and a high press it will be 100X better to watch (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 31, 07:45:44
Good job that window has SLAMMED shut. It's cooler this morning (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 31, 06:17:14
Who want to invest in my new business venture? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 21:15:15
- What salary are you paying yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Aug 30, 22:15:26
  - Not a lot as I’ll still keep my main job first couple of years (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 08:15:19
- You say teas and coffees? Can you produce a quality product as an aside? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 21:27:50
  - Latte, mochchoccachino, etc from a posh machine (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 21:32:15
    - Fruity teas and breakfast tea (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 21:32:30
      - Lapsang Souchong ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Aug 30, 21:39:52
        
        No Fenton’s allowed in my food trailer (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 21:44:18
        
        Lost my Fenton a month ago - forgot how much it hurts... (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Aug 30, 22:03:51
        
        Sorry to hear that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 30, 22:13:38
        
        Ah mate, I feel your pain, I love my Freddie Fenton more than anything (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 22:07:01
- Needs a chilli sauce option (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Aug 30, 21:17:09
  - Actually dump the ketchup, then various heats of chili sauce (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Aug 30, 21:39:46
    - Sorted- pm me and we’ll sort out a contract (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 21:43:18
  - Cheers partner (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 21:17:39
u21s v West Ham live here (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 30, 20:02:54
- 0-0 finished (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 20:52:51
  - 1-0 to West Ham (n/m) (NCFC) - Drurys Left Nut, Aug 30, 20:55:18
    - Scoreboard must have been wrong! (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 20:59:23
Official SMS: Sarge Sold (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 30, 19:11:44
- PMSL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 19:38:35
- How I miss the old days of shit internet humour (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 30, 19:28:54
  - Yeah sorry, I haven’t been contributing much of late (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 30, 22:14:37
  - I miss Buckscanary. I blame the medication (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 19:59:54
  - Gay off (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 30, 19:30:13
    - Pantsbot (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 30, 19:31:35
      - The good old days (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 30, 19:39:59
        
        Shut it coldplay (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 19:49:11
        
        Can't help discovering the biggest band of all time (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 30, 19:54:58
        
        The best (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 19:41:50
        
        MSN (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 30, 19:54:38
        
        the betfair forum (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 19:58:18
        
        God that was good (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 30, 20:13:34
Talking about wingers, who are our best ever wingers of all time ever? (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 30, 15:22:31
- Can't believe no one has mentioned David Phillips (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 30, 21:27:34
- Redmond has to be up there (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 30, 20:54:51
- We’ve got Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, (NCFC) - fareastcanary, Aug 30, 15:59:09
- We’ve got Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, (NCFC) - fareastcanary, Aug 30, 15:58:36
- Barham (n/m) (NCFC) - curva nord, Aug 30, 15:52:52
  - Played for England, unlike those others (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Aug 30, 16:54:40
- Jimmy Neighbour (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Aug 30, 15:50:01
  - Little Jimmy Neighbour I believe you mean (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 16:07:45
- Eadie, Gordon, Hux (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 30, 15:32:55
  - Was Eadie that good? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 16:00:55
    - Yes, pre-injury. Better than Gordon or Fox (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Aug 30, 16:53:43
      - Nope, nowhere near as good as Fox and never did it in the prem (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 30, 17:05:56
        
        Think he did do it in the Prem (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 30, 21:26:25
      - Never better than Fox (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 17:01:04
- Sugget (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 30, 15:28:51
  - Not a winger. Played wide occasionally but more of what these days is called a number 10. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 30, 16:56:38
- +Ruel (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 30, 15:24:09
  - I love Ruel (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 15:26:50
Forson. Seems a bit too good to be true that he's going to be available on Saturday (NCFC) - Bonjour, Aug 30, 08:56:19
- The concerning thing about dislocations ..... (NCFC) - MORDENCANARY, Aug 30, 09:57:06
  - Didn't we have a player with that problem before? (NCFC) - BungysPie, Aug 30, 10:42:08
    - Discoteque Dale also had shoulder issues (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 16:30:43
    - Yes, it was Martin Olsson. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 30, 11:02:28
  - Yep, and we know this from Martin Riggs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 30, 09:58:28
- It'll be like Brtan Robson 86 World Cup all over again (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 30, 09:49:28
- It's a dislocation. It's either in or out,so no discernaable damage (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 09:30:23
  - Thanks Dr. (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 09:36:05
    - FFS, don't you know this is the WOTB.. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 30, 11:28:20
- There's no way they'd rush him back (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 09:30:00
  - Dislocated shoulder wasn’t it? (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 09:33:20
    - Martin Riggs often had a dislocated shoulder (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDale, Aug 30, 09:49:18
    - Twas nothing but a flesh wound (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 30, 09:45:53
    - In the films they re-locate their shoulders and carry on (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 30, 09:37:19
    - I haven't actually seen that confirmed anywhere though (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 09:35:51
      - Hoff said they popped it back in on the pitch, in his press conference yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 30, 09:48:16
        
        Ah thank you - I'd missed that (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 09:50:49
      - People I've known who've done it (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 30, 09:47:09
        
        ^ knows Bryan Robson (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 09:50:20
        
        Only in my playing days, obvs (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 30, 09:56:24
Comprehensive list of the decent signings we’ve ever made on deadline day (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 30, 07:21:10
- A few more (NCFC) - trt354, Aug 30, 08:35:57
  - I'm pretty sure Drury was just before deadline day (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 09:33:56
- So you’re telling me there’s a chance (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 08:31:19
- I'm thinking that with Knapper there we might surprise a few (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 07:35:33
  - I think the Sara and Rowe deals help to sell the fact we are a stepping stone (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 30, 08:28:11
    - I don't have a problem with that. Some of the players we've had have been amazing (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 08:32:16
Please remember it is illegal to criticise women's football (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 30, 00:20:25
- Thank you for downloading Microsoft Incel (n/m) (NCFC) - Average Karen, Aug 30, 08:07:08
  - 🤣😂😅😂🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 30, 12:23:23
  - Logged on to lol. Lol. Logging off now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Aug 30, 09:46:46
  - 😄 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 30, 08:10:43
- Were there boos last night as they left the field? (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 07:36:32
- Not Demure (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 30, 07:09:13
  - All my Chichi out, including my Chocho (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 30, 07:42:00
- if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 06:32:40
  - Fuck off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Aug 30, 07:17:47
    - lolf (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 30, 07:48:14
      - See you in court! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 30, 08:39:23
        
        :O) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 30, 08:41:58
- And they've banned Christmas. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 30, 06:21:07
- Time for bed love (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 30, 04:25:05
- Really? (NCFC) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 30, 00:44:18
  - TBF Womens football isnt a real sport is it..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 30, 01:28:12
    - TBF, I think what Webber actually said was that the NCFC team was shit (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 09:38:10
      - I'm just going for Jokez (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 30, 11:25:46
- What if they have a cock? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 30, 00:39:49
  - Tudd Contwell is fair game (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 30, 00:45:18