gold plated

thing was we'd all been s**tting in holes in the desert or sun baked boiling hot portaloos for the weeks leading up to the invasion so a proper tom tit on a proper plumbed in bog was always going to be a pretty spesh occasion anyway but to get first dibs on saddfam's pot was a thing of incredible beauty. conversely, when we bowled up at basra airport the dirty bastard retreating iraqi's had shat everywhere as a thoughtful welcome card for us, in cupboards, beds, store rooms, aircon units even in an old railway carriage randomly parked at the back of the terminal. churlish t**ts.

Posted By: Tombs on February 28th 2025 at 12:44:00

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Where's the most unusual place you've had a dump, planned or otherwise? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 28, 11:13:20
- Mousehold. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 28, 19:35:52
- I ruined a pair of Dockers. The trousers (not the scouse logit (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 13:36:13
  - (logistical labourers) (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 13:36:35
- Well…when I was a lot younger and bolder I used to frequent the Norwich clubs most nights (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Feb 28, 11:46:38
  - Ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 28, 20:31:54
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 28, 16:04:55
  - can I ask what type of leaf it was? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 13:37:51
    - Holly (n/m) (General Chat) - Cellophane Flowers, Feb 28, 13:44:00
      - Waxy cuticle. Interesting (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 14:14:20
  - Finally, we have tracked down the infamous "Shitleaf" everybody... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 28, 12:53:03
- Back o'van (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 28, 11:41:46
- Several fields in Berkshire (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 28, 11:32:17
- Unplanned, In a field outside a small village called Cavendish in Essex (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Feb 28, 11:23:16
- saddam hussein's khazi basra palace (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 11:22:15
  - Not sure a khazi is an unusual place to have a shit, planned or otherwise (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Feb 28, 12:07:00
  - Was it Gold? (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 28, 11:53:18
    - gold plated (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 12:44:00
      - 9 carrots? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 14:18:23
      - It should be a scene in a movie tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 28, 13:53:40
  - Yeah, that might be slighly cool... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 28, 11:41:40
  - No one’s beating that, retire this thread (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 28, 11:36:50
  - I remember you telling me about that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 28, 11:36:44
  - ^^^ winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Feb 28, 11:22:47
- One of your sofas (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 28, 11:21:13
- In my pants on the Northern Line (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Feb 28, 11:18:15
  - Underground soiled seating (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 28, 16:22:24
- Ipswich (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 28, 11:16:34

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