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Outdoor smoking ban in pubs finally. Civilisation starts here. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 17:37:35
- What about sniffing glue......is that banned too? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 29, 22:00:33
- Easy peasy (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, Aug 29, 20:38:22
  - Such a vile habit shouldn’t be normalised (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 20:42:58
    - Gambling next on the list. Total ban. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 29, 20:48:56
      - Gambling must be way down the list (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 20:53:08
- I picked the wrong day to start smoking...... (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Aug 29, 20:37:56
- Personally it’s the only thing so far I agree on with Starmer…. (NCFC) - Biggles, Aug 29, 20:30:30
  - Maybe that is the idea! 😜 (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Aug 29, 20:56:16
- People will just stand on the pavement just outside the garden (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 29, 19:52:12
  - Hopefully inhale car fumes too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 19:53:19
- They haven’t even got round to banning smoking inside restaurants here in France 🇫🇷 M (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 29, 19:51:57
  - Lovely country, but some of the French leave a lot to be desired…. (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 29, 19:58:13
  - Vile country (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 19:52:20
    - I do not concur with your viewpoint. (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 29, 21:32:13
      - Maybe it’s rare as didn’t notice in Paris (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 22:02:06
- It's as if he* thinks he can win the next GE without the support of the working class (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 29, 19:05:58
  - It's allready gone that wrong when that number of people who i (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 19:50:19
    - Didn’t they get more votes than the Lib Dem’s at the GE? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 29, 19:59:59
      - 9.7m lab, 6.8m con, 4.1m ref, 3.5m lib (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 29, 20:35:18
        
        Way too many words (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 29, 20:42:52
        
        Sorry James... :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 29, 21:33:03
      - Possible, totally depressing (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 20:02:32
- Very disappointed (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 29, 18:37:20
  - With all due respect Kangol you say you are against all these bans on trying (NCFC) - Biggles, Aug 29, 20:34:01
    - VMT (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 20:48:10
  - Good (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 19:51:20
- If I were king of the world.I'd bring in a phased ban on the sale of cigarettes (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 29, 18:05:34
  - Diabetes has a big strain on NHS we getting rid of sugar (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 29, 18:11:05
    - Make people pay for some treatments (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 29, 19:31:18
    - can you passively ingest sugar from someone eating a pud at the next table? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 29, 18:39:16
      - Exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Aug 29, 20:34:41
      - 🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 19:51:47
      - I wish! (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 29, 18:47:06
    - No, but once your BMI hits a certain point, you're off to Rwanda (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 29, 18:20:28
- Authoritarianism starts here. Although tbf it started as soon as Keir Starlin took office. (n/m) (NCFC) - RightOnCue, Aug 29, 17:47:15
  - Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 19:54:12
    - Cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - RightOnCue, Aug 29, 21:23:17
      - 🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 21:54:29
  - Just wait and see what happens if that cunt Mirage is ever in charge (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 19:51:36
    - Doubt he’ll ban smoking anywhere - smokes like strain himself! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 29, 20:01:25
      - I was referring to the authoritarian comment (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 20:03:43
  - As opposed to a nice little know nothing account? (n/m) (NCFC) - RightOnCue, Aug 29, 18:34:17
  - Nice little right wing alt account right there (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 29, 17:50:14
Forson fine (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:31:49
- My Foreskin is super fine.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 29, 22:04:48
- How much? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 29, 14:06:56
- Apparently he weeded the carrots in the Conley veg patch this morning. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 29, 13:43:58
- What did he get fined for? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 29, 13:35:51
  - Called SCC a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 13:44:23
    - ^^speaking for the majority (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 17:38:29
- What I'm hearing is, he faked it (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 29, 13:34:16
  - He actually dislocated the rest of his body. The shoulder was fine (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 17:38:56
...things will be great when your.. (Other Football) - Lager top, Aug 29, 00:17:08
- fractures appearing in the fanbase too. Only 2/3 full in the away end. (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 07:53:49
FOYSCs (NCFC) - delia_s, Aug 28, 21:49:14
- Did they keep all their receipts? Can they still return them within 28 days (NCFC) - footymadman, Aug 28, 23:58:18
- That's cheered me right up on a late one at work 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Aug 28, 22:35:14
- So shit (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 28, 22:18:42
- 3 losses on the bounce, 4 on Saturday! (NCFC) - Razor, Aug 28, 22:12:02
- Oh no, how awful 😄 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 28, 22:05:22
- They had a strong team out too (NCFC) - Ulf jr, Aug 28, 21:51:08
  - Every one of their top players played at some point. (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 21:53:18
    - lovely stuff :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 28, 23:27:33
Lol. That's £100m well spent then. (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 28, 21:42:35
- Result didn't flatter AFC who should of had a third goal given. (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 22:00:58
Scum getting a rude awakening at AFC (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 20:29:33
- Yep. Incorrect decision. Spawny C88ts again (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 20:35:44
- Should be 2-1 down (NCFC) - Vienna, Aug 28, 20:33:58
  - £100 million!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 21:02:36
  - Textbook (n/m) (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Aug 28, 21:00:31
    - I try my best (n/m) (NCFC) - Vienna, Aug 28, 21:09:15
You are going to get your fucking heads kicked 8n. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 28, 19:25:02
- Has anyone EVER had their head kicked in at Norwich? (General Chat) - BenditlikeBarham, Aug 28, 23:41:30
- ^^^ Best chant ever ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 20:12:41
- You’re (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 28, 19:40:31
  - You’re going in the river (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 28, 19:55:45
    - You're goin ome in a Norfook am-bulance (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 20:12:00
      - That's because... (General Chat) - trev, Aug 28, 22:49:46
    - You'll never take the Barclay (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 28, 20:05:29
    - You must have come in a taxi (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Aug 28, 20:03:35
- That explains why my local off-licence didn't have any cider left (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Aug 28, 19:33:07
Cantwell is off to Blackburn for a minimal fee (Other Football) - Duck, Aug 28, 17:04:01
- Do we get a sell-on though? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Aug 28, 21:43:03
- Oh good God. The future frothgasms in this league (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 28, 20:13:49
- Being true to himself in Blackburn (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 28, 19:56:39
  - Bring Him Home (does opera voice) (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 20:14:15
- More money for us then - must be worth at least £20 (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 28, 18:12:36
- 10p and a packet of spangles? X (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 28, 17:38:21
- And then the final resting place (Other Football) - Highlander, Aug 28, 17:32:08
  - He'll get there one day. He's slowly moving back down the country (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 28, 17:50:30
    - Surely a year in Turkey / Saudi beckons (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 28, 19:17:09
- Truth will come out eventually (n/m) (Other Football) - 51eve, Aug 28, 17:06:20
  - You need to eat a shush burger 🤫 🍔 (n/m) (Other Football) - footymadman, Aug 28, 20:02:22
- Two free transfers later…. (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 28, 17:05:10
I have a feeling that if we sign slimane (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 28, 08:59:36
- There is a bit of Nigel Pearson about him. A fatter Nigel Pearson. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 15:40:38
- I doubt he'd be annoyed with us (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 28, 09:39:25
  - I'm sure Wilder new about this on Saturday (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 28, 09:42:59
    - I think that's most probable (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 28, 10:05:13
    - Perhaps.... but seems a bit unlikely as I don't think he even rates Slimane that high (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 28, 09:49:59
    - Very much this!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Wilko, Aug 28, 09:46:56
- Sounds like a villain from doctor who. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 28, 09:06:05
- He’s a proper gammon (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 28, 09:04:02
  - One of nature's terminally embittered (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 28, 09:09:44
  - Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 28, 09:05:12
Goodbye Grant (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 22:03:38
Football is strange part 983 (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 27, 15:54:58
- I wonder if rangers will get anything for him? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 27, 16:56:25
- Footballers appear as assets on the balance sheet. Valuations can go down as well as up (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 16:27:42
  - Actual value can go up and down (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 27, 17:25:52
    - Thanks Simon (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 19:23:30
    - Would you value at cost and depreciate over time? (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 27, 17:29:16
      - Yes - recognise asset at value of transfer fee paid (plus agents fees prob) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 27, 17:32:43
        
        What then happens to the value of a player on the balance sheet when they renew a contract (NCFC) - Putney Yella, Aug 27, 18:00:12
        
        Like signing afresh presumably (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 27, 18:12:04
        
        Nothing (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 27, 18:20:23
        
        To elaborate further…. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 27, 18:28:31
        
        That’s interesting. Clubs will have considerable assets not showing on their balance sheet (NCFC) - Fenwood Lad, Aug 27, 18:37:40
- I mean there is quite an obvious reason for this isn't there. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 27, 16:12:52
  - Though I guess that is the point you're alluding to, to be fair... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 27, 16:13:38
- Now being linked with Blackburn (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 27, 16:03:44
- 🚨 don't mention his name you will tip them over the edge 🚨 (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 27, 15:56:57
Oasis Knebworth, which other old Wrathers were there in 96? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 27, 13:28:34
- No, last time at Knebworth was Pink Floyd 1975 (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, Aug 27, 20:00:53
- Yes was there early and remember being annoyed that bootleg Beatles were first support! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Aug 27, 18:05:30
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - DH Yellow, Aug 27, 17:42:24
- No, but I did see Sister Sledge (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 16:17:48
- No,although brother in law went in the disabled section and claimed he was epileptic (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 27, 16:06:28
  - If the chap fits... (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 16:18:28
    - The thing is, his mate (Mike) was a registered carer for a severely disabled chap who was (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 27, 16:44:25
      - Obvs wasting not eating (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 27, 16:44:41
- Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Kev, Aug 27, 14:47:39
- Too young, saw them at Milton Keynes Bowl in either 05 or 06 (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Aug 27, 14:46:39
- Yeah (General Chat) - Fayella, Aug 27, 14:45:41
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Aug 27, 14:10:21
- Yes. Day two. With BL Beatles, Manics, Prodigy, OCS and Chemical Brothers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 27, 14:03:30
  - all of the support artists are better than the main act! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 14:17:30
    - These days I'd agree with you. Fell out of love with Oasis a (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 27, 15:00:58
      - They were certainly played to death (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 27, 15:05:17
- No they are shit (not as shit as the Boss dross though! - Blur all the way (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 14:01:12
  - We got tickets for £18 for the Sunday Wembley gig last year, it didn’t sell out and there (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 27, 15:33:10
  - Damon Albran the middle class faux cockney (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 27, 14:25:54
    - oi oi fuckabout, Danny fucking Dyer has entered the building! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 14:33:14
      - Shut it you slag (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 27, 14:36:12
        
        Getaaatmypub (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 27, 15:32:10
- Yep. Shite. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 27, 13:57:47
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Aug 27, 13:54:14
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 27, 13:49:24
  - Hardcore (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 27, 13:54:35
    - Went last year instead (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 27, 14:05:34
      - 2022 actually apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 27, 14:05:52
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Dracula, Aug 27, 13:48:30
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 27, 13:40:31
- 1994 Arts Centre (General Chat) - Barno, Aug 27, 13:38:54
  - Old? I saw Ian Dury and Humphrey Lyttleton in successive weeks at UEA in 1978 (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Aug 27, 14:59:06
    - You win! (n/m) (General Chat) - Barno, Aug 27, 15:05:21
  - Ha I didn’t go to that because I thought they were overrrated (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 27, 13:48:42
    - I thought they were crap tbh (General Chat) - Barno, Aug 27, 13:54:16
      - I bet. Great to see them at NAC (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 27, 14:59:13
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - thirsty work, Aug 27, 13:36:22
Peace declared (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 27, 08:07:05
- It's not about the money, it's about the Artistic endeavor.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 27, 13:11:32
- Tony McCarroll today (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 27, 09:43:02
  - 🤩i did a lol, turned the laptop round to my partner to show her... (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 27, 16:37:13
- It says tickets on sale on Sat at 8am (IST) and 9am (BST) (NCFC) - NxNW, Aug 27, 08:12:53
  - The Irish tickets go on sale at 8am for everyone (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 27, 11:28:07
    - I assumed that was the case, but it is pretty confusing on the face of it (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 27, 12:56:36
      - Probably not ideal for Irish people (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 27, 13:26:08
  - Filthy Lucre Tour? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 27, 10:01:23
    - The Sold Out, Sold Out Tour (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 11:23:42
      - You gotta roll in it, you gotta take the dimes (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Aug 27, 11:52:59
  - Also, damn shame that tickets going on sale coincides with parkrun (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Aug 27, 08:13:27
    - All the runners, so many runners, they all go stride by stride, stride by stride in their (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 27, 10:11:35
    - Unbelievable oversight (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 27, 08:14:54
      - Sounds a bit hairy (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 27, 08:57:06
        
        twenty years of growth...🧔🏽‍♀️ (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 27, 09:09:51
- Can't believe they're not playing Tiffanys in Great Yarmouth (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 08:08:12
As a huge oasis fan in my day (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 26, 14:56:59
- Will never happen (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 17:16:26
- You were a huge something (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 16:16:02
- Liams singing voice has been great last couple of years… (General Chat) - loz, Aug 26, 15:18:03
  - Well said ignore the haterz (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 26, 15:20:29
    - Seen Liam loads of times live bro (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 26, 16:49:36
    - Should be they ought to do Knebworth again !! (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Aug 26, 16:14:22
      - Liam’s voice was shagged at Knebworth. I was there (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 26, 16:47:38
- Liam hasn’t been able to sing since about 1997 (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 26, 15:15:23
  - Was ok when he performed at the O2 recently, maybe not as good as 97 (General Chat) - Hit Squadie, Aug 26, 20:48:45
- If you ask me, which you didn’t (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 26, 15:14:14
RIP Sven (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 26, 12:23:45
- An enigmatic individual. Breath of fresh air to the national side. (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 16:28:10
- RIP Sven (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Aug 26, 15:20:10
- Sad news, seemed a lovely guy (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 26, 14:53:08
- Always a gentleman (n/m) (Other Football) - Fenwood Lad, Aug 26, 13:52:58
- RIP :-( (n/m) (Other Football) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 26, 12:55:22
- RIP lead a very full and colourful life well played sir (n/m) (Other Football) - littletinyphil, Aug 26, 12:50:34
- Said some very poignant things in his final interviews. RIP (n/m) (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 26, 12:40:22
- RIP, Far too young (n/m) (Other Football) - Biggles, Aug 26, 12:33:19
- RIP sad news (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 26, 12:27:13
Rowe Marseille debut last night (67min sub). Hit the post and by all accounts did well. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Gaffer, Aug 26, 09:26:36
- I hope he does well (Other Football) - Jester, Aug 26, 10:50:43
  - Yep, good luck to him. He made a mistake, he knows it, we got a good deal. That’s enough. (n/m) (Other Football) - Boyer, Aug 26, 12:35:55
- That’s a shame (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 26, 09:32:16
  - 25% sell on hopefully he smashes it (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 26, 09:50:05
    - On the profit (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 26, 11:01:17
      - Just when I was on the verge of losing faith in the human race... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 26, 12:31:20
    - Agreed. Life too short to be a sad. bitter cunt. (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 10:36:29
      - Sadly that appears to be the norm for some people. (n/m) (Other Football) - Boyer, Aug 26, 12:16:51
27.08.24 (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Aug 26, 00:13:13
- New Oasis flavour revealed (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 10:37:06
- More formulaic faux rock incoming. (General Chat) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 26, 09:39:19
  - Problem is, their just doing it for money (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 26, 11:08:26
    - No one forcing you to go (General Chat) - Jester, Aug 26, 11:16:32
      - All chill here (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 26, 11:20:23
- 8 a.m. (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Aug 26, 07:05:19
  - Be here now (or then) (n/m) (General Chat) - Lager top, Aug 26, 09:24:15
    - Definitely maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Aug 26, 09:41:58
YOU S A YOU S A (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 24, 15:22:29
Churlish, I know but I hope he goes on to have a really shit career (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 21, 16:37:18
- Living in the South of France. Nice. Just wish he'd been honest about things (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 17:03:18
  - Have you not been to Marseille? (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 21, 17:08:55
    - He's only ever left his bedroom to buy a wank mag (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 21, 17:11:15
      - I tend to view online James. But the port city of Marseilles is amazing (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 17:14:30
  - No it’s Marseille (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 21, 17:04:13
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 21, 17:11:43
    - Doesn't get much more southerly (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 17:09:33
      - it's a bit of a dump (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 21, 17:15:02
        
        Just Googled Marseille (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 21, 17:17:38
        
        I'm sure it's got some nice areas and some decent beaches nearby (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 21, 17:29:17
        
        Who actually said it was Monaco? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 17:42:57
- I think it’ll be more Cantwell than Maddison (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Aug 21, 16:43:24
- Shall we just kill him? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 21, 16:40:53
  - we could organise a killler storm - rain, thunder and everything (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 21, 16:55:38
    - I'll set my electromagnetic weather gizmo to take down his plane to Marseille (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 21, 16:59:24
      - Excellent. Could I have a bit of sun in north London (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 21, 17:06:10
  - You can if you want but I wont participate (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 21, 16:42:18
Still reeling at Michelle Obama being a man tbh (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 21, 16:26:50
- If you think about it, there are no Scottish women. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 21, 18:35:48
  - Jimmy Krankie (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan Bates, Aug 21, 20:18:14
- Tony Powell was actually a woman (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 17:04:46
- It's been a right-wing conspiracy theory for years. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 16:35:14
  - I think maybe that's the very point (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 21, 16:45:17
    - Wouldn't surprise me if Maggie Thatcher had a massive schlong tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 21, 16:57:32
      - Maybe why Dennis always looked like he was squinting (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 21, 17:16:54
      - You should have seen her running (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 21, 17:07:27
  - Celebrity Naked Attraction would sort this out (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 21, 16:37:57
    - We'd just see her mangina (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 21, 16:40:36
Obama, OMF days. What a speech (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 07:10:29
- Michelle or Barack? Both class (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Aug 21, 09:39:52
  - Both male (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 21, 09:53:19
    - 'chuff'ing Nora! (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 21, 16:39:20
    - You alright sausage? Where did you cut and paste that response from? (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 21, 11:25:14
      - You still blubbing you need a name change.... (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 21, 11:58:37
        
        Congratulations! You managed to string eight words together. (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 21, 12:57:12
    - So predictable (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 21, 10:00:48
      - Prove me wrong..... (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 21, 11:58:59
        
        What on Earth are you talking about? You're suggesting Michelle Obama is male? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 21, 12:15:16
        
        Prove him wrong! (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 21, 12:19:20
- 7/10 IMO (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 21, 09:36:37
  - It was a speech which was current but with the power of 60's politics (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 10:03:34
    - Sure, I get it (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 21, 11:15:20
  - Yeah, it's sooo utterly depressing. The world is well and truly (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 21, 09:53:55
- It was excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 21, 08:47:04
Football gone mad part 69.... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 21, 01:01:10
- Is that equivalent to managing rangers / Celtic and not winning any of the first 6? (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 21, 08:17:28
  - No (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 21, 09:55:21
    - What he said....also were shit last season (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 21, 13:15:19
- And won none. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 21, 07:23:07
  - Hoff is 1/3 the way to getting sacked then... (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 21, 13:30:25
- Your mum is dead and you are sacked. All the best for the future! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 21, 06:56:39
  - After being wonderful last week. (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 21, 13:29:22
- That’s rapid (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 21, 06:16:39
  - Time to book a rest (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 21, 07:20:38
- Yeah 0% win rate (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 21, 01:33:31
  - 16.66% loss rate... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 21, 01:40:08
    - Maybe they just didn't like him (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 21, 09:32:26
      - 1 week ago they loved him .. (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 21, 13:18:17
- He had the dreaded vote of confidence 1 week ago..... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 21, 01:02:50
Good Article - we’d basically be knackered without Norfolk Holdings (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 20, 08:52:10
- Delia and MWJ basically had no choice than to hand over the reigns (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 20, 15:10:28
- Football Club in loss making shock (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 20, 09:38:54
- We’re not even selling out Carrow Road (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:00:42
  - Pretty close to it though. Only performances will guarantee any club selling out (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 20, 09:07:32
    - Well dur (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:08:19
      - Three or four wins on the bounce and we're full again. That is my point (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 20, 09:13:44
        
        Plenty of times in the premier I've managed to get casual tickets for family when we have (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 20, 09:22:14
        
        Very few clubs could attract close to 40000 fans. (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 20, 09:34:27
        
        Not if we were bottom of the league (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:38:11
        
        We wouldn't be if we had the money to extend the stadium and improve the squad (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 20, 10:09:09
        
        Like Southampton, Leicester, Leeds season before last? (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 20, 13:53:42
  - Modern facilities can be used all year round outside of football (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 20, 09:02:35
    - Pelanty shoot-outs and crossbar challenges for one. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 20, 09:14:46
    - On what, exactly? (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:07:45
      - If ffp is going to stay it's a simple way of increasing our revenue, i'm (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 20, 09:53:17
      - Ready for the next Taylor Swift tour (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 20, 09:13:19
      - Concerts, conferences it’s not just the seats but… (NCFC) - loz, Aug 20, 09:12:51
        
        I don't think there are many conferences that avoid Carrow Rd 'cos it needs 3k more seats (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Aug 20, 09:19:43
        
        ⬆️ ignored the point about back of stand facilities (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 20, 09:26:39
        
        86 external events were held at CR in 22/23 (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 20, 13:29:04
        
        We already have good conference facilities in the Barclay (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:36:52
        
        who in the name of kawser quamer are having huge conferences in norfolk? (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 20, 09:51:16
        
        Haven't seen them for a while (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:57:54
        
        Didn’t we used to host one for Jehovah’s? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 20, 09:57:54
        
        Point A - I'd rather Attanasio spunked his millions on players than mortar (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 20, 10:30:48
        
        capex can be good for boosting company value when he flogs us (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 20, 14:29:51
        
        that was them, them jehovas (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 20, 10:04:48
        
        Yep. Getting coffee and a Penguin biscuit to 27000 people in the ten minute break is tough (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 20, 09:36:21
      - take that residency@carrow road obvs (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 20, 09:11:37
        
        Just scrap the football and get Take That on every week (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:37:26
        
        i'd be up for that, gone right off the old football nowadays it's shite (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 20, 09:47:32
- And another (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 20, 08:53:23
  - He dun that song with posh spice dint he (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Aug 20, 10:34:58
  - Cheers BINMEN8R :) (n/m) (NCFC) - GaryGowers, Aug 20, 10:05:19
  - That one's much better! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 20, 09:14:32
Well this is weird (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 20, 08:39:49
- That's a very spooky coincidence. Like a plot line from Final Destination! (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Aug 20, 10:29:14
- I can’t believe that people didn’t know about this (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 08:46:55
  - I'd never heard of him, and I was in Cambridge (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 09:11:55
    - Mind you, I guess he was just one of many in Cambridge at that time (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 09:12:36
      - He was in SJIC (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 09:27:35
        
        Ah yes, rings a bell now. Used to pass SJIC on my way to work from Milton (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 11:32:10
        
        What puzzles me though, is how he got involved with ASLEF (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 12:01:09
  - Free thinkers will surely blame it on weather engineering (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 20, 09:03:09
    - Yep called it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 20, 09:14:08
      - interesting they have buried the torpedo story in all the media (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 09:30:38
        
        VMT! Hewlett Packard shirley have a few company submarines... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 20, 11:09:59
      - When you said "free thinkers", did you mean fucking loonies? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 09:17:43
        
        I did (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 20, 09:24:14
        
        Does anything, anywhere ever happen that these (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 09:40:25
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 20, 09:40:56
        
        On the other hand (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 09:26:35
        
        Wasn’t forecast apparently (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 20, 09:36:45
        
        I didn’t realise you could move the jet stream (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 20, 09:39:27
        
        That's old hat. I can remember when I was a kid in the 50's, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 09:57:31
        
        Yep sort it out Starmer (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 20, 09:41:34
      - Yeah, if I wanted to kill someone that's definitely how I'd do it (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Aug 20, 09:17:18
    - Could a 50m mast somehow attract a water spout? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 20, 09:05:53
  - I remember reading about it a while ago (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 20, 08:53:22
    - And one of the finance team was found guilty (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 09:28:55
A scum fan just sent me this real… (General Chat) - Lager top, Aug 19, 17:03:20
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnCZd2q oR4 (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 19, 19:23:25
  - This is one of his iconic live broadcasts. ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 19, 19:25:35
- I dread asking this - but do we have any fans like this? (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 19, 19:16:41
- The glasses fan is that 1p5wich Crazee from years ago (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 19, 19:12:23
  - ... (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 19, 19:17:48
- All clubs have fans like this . (General Chat) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 19, 18:56:17
- It's really nice that they found each other (General Chat) - Kev, Aug 19, 18:42:22
  - Be great if they could do a skit .. (General Chat) - Lager top, Aug 19, 19:47:05
  - Being incredibly dense lead to gravitational forces pulling them together.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:44:13
- Its almost a parody of a parody..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:37:11
- When your parents are brother and sister (n/m) (General Chat) - BarclayBazzin, Aug 19, 18:36:06
- They spend more of their days talking about us, than they’re own! (n/m) (General Chat) - um_gah, Aug 19, 17:56:37
- Check their hard drives (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 19, 17:53:47
- Those teeth could open a tin of tuna (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 19, 17:27:12
- Jesus wept, what swamp did they crawl out of? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 19, 17:13:49
  - I do feel a bit bad cos they're clearly not playing (General Chat) - CauldRon, Aug 19, 18:22:51
  - Haha ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Lager top, Aug 19, 17:34:14
Statement: USAC camp. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 11:52:55
- Why did you just copy my post? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 19, 20:38:17
  - Swot I thought (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 19, 23:34:13
  - Yeh, word for word..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 20:51:04
- Got to be into the second decade of you trying to make haterz happen (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Aug 19, 19:07:32
  - Haterz gonna Happenz (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 19:34:20
- What is Crystal Meth actually like? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 19, 16:08:22
  - No idea, ask Elon,,,I think he speedballs with Special K (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:51:29
- You have released a statement to say you are camp? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 19, 16:06:42
  - Im out and proud... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:50:44
    - Camp USA statement. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:00:23
- Eh ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 19, 16:01:18
- 💡 💡 💡 (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Aug 19, 14:55:15
- 😂😂😂👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Aug 19, 13:14:11
- Touch grass (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 19, 13:12:50
  - Smoke it instead..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:33:12
- ^^Post of the day 👍^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Aug 19, 12:39:03
  - Cheque/Check is in the post.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:32:14
- Blubz n' hatez. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 19, 12:34:50
- To many wordz. (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 19, 12:31:32
  - This isnt fucking twitter...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:55:06
- ^^worn out the Z on his Z key^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 19, 11:55:58
  - Zee vs Zed... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 12:10:41
    - It's Zed. Or I retract my potd vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Aug 19, 12:40:15
      - I did mange to type Po Po without chocking on my coffee. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:58:49
Gabe Forsyth (NCFC) - earthleakage, Aug 19, 01:40:17
- It’s very easy to make a joke out of someone’s name (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 19, 12:11:47
- He should take it on the chin... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 19, 10:56:03
- I saw him in Cigs and Papers asking for a Flake. The shopkeeper said “we’ve sold out of (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 19, 07:46:44
  - The shopkeeper thought it was nice to him. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 19, 08:34:04
- Lets have a look at the old scoreboard (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 19, 07:20:01
- Alright, my love? 😘 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 19, 01:54:23
  - didn't he do well? (NCFC) - earthleakage, Aug 19, 05:22:39
Doyle and Cordoba looked good together 2nd half (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 17, 18:58:48
- Jose looked exasperated with the lack of movement when he had the ball on a foo occasionsx (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 17, 19:56:21
  - I'm hoping we can quietly replace Duffy. His perpetual square balls are infuriating (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 17, 21:42:09
Win,you bastards,win. (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 17, 06:51:44
- Forson masterclass today. 4-1 (Forson 2, Sainz, Hernandez) (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 17, 07:00:05
I watched the presser for this weeks game off that YouTube yesterday (NCFC) - I Am H2O, Aug 17, 04:40:07
- VMT. He's a very impressive character. (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 17, 06:43:59
- Imagine Paddy Mc at Anfield or Old Trafford mumbling away like that (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 17, 05:22:23
- Paddy's questioning style annoys the crap out of me (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 17, 05:13:43
Man Utd so short of strikers they are playing a front two of (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 16, 20:13:23
- I can't see some PL clubs getting anything against Man U or Fulham... (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 20:39:59
- Didn’t they sign a Dutch striker ? (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 16, 20:18:45
  - Odd they are not playing rashford up front with garnwcho wide (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 16, 20:21:16
Why do women paint their eyebrows on? Genuine question (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 18:00:25
- May as well just shave them off , who cares about them? (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 16, 19:19:35
  - Roger moore made a fortune from one of his (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 16, 21:29:11
- Alopecia? (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 16, 18:44:34
  - Aloe Vera (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 19:24:36
- Ask your missus (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 16, 18:14:36
  - How rude. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 18:24:21
    - lolf (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 18:34:39
Playing Crystal Palace twice in 24 hours seems a bit much TBF (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 16, 16:42:52
- Just imagine having to travel to Selhurst Park two days in a row (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 16, 16:57:09
  - I’m still getting over the 3-3 which we blew with 20 mins left (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 17:57:09
- Apologies if this has been mentioned, but has the date been confirmed? Scum play away to (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Aug 16, 16:56:01
- Surely thats wrong (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 16, 16:44:22
- Quality journalism (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 16, 16:43:58
We all ready for the scum wankfest tomorrow ? (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Aug 16, 16:40:46
- The best thing we can do is just ignore them (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 16, 17:01:06
  - How? (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 18:00:47
    - I’ll give it a go. (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 18:25:35
    - Particularly tricky for you, given your exploits last season (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 16, 18:15:55
      - I get the impression the lady doth protest too much with you sometimes (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 19:26:42
- Let's be magnanimous here and give them their moment in the sun (Other Football) - Kev, Aug 16, 16:47:21
- Cant say I'll notice tbh. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 16, 16:42:47
  - Get up into th'ills (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Aug 16, 16:44:33
Right - score predictions for tomorrow please. im saying 1-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - fal5taff, Aug 16, 11:44:37
- They won’t score without Smod-itch. 3-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 18:01:50
- I watched a few of the champs games (NCFC) - big member, Aug 16, 15:02:06
- 4-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 14:45:27
- 2-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 16, 14:41:11
- 0-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 16, 14:40:25
- I just don't see us scoring many goals this season wtih Rowe out and Gabi gone (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 16, 13:27:41
- 1-2 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 16, 13:24:55
- After what I've seen, could be anything (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 16, 12:54:28
- Think we'll lose tomorrow 1 or 2 nil (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 16, 12:53:53
- 1 - 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 16, 12:47:39
- 2-1 to the football team in the yellow and green (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 16, 12:44:38
- 0-90, pull down the stadium, salt the earth, remove the Wikipedia entry (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 16, 12:39:02
  - That’s the spirit (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 16, 12:42:46
    - You knows it (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 16, 15:18:53
- We will shit them (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 12:38:32
- 0-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 16, 12:30:26
- 4-3 again (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 16, 12:16:10
- 3-0 Blackburn (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 16, 12:07:12
  - FuckoffSCCelwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 12:56:13
- 2-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 16, 12:06:01
- 1-3 (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 16, 12:01:02
  - bleak (n/m) (NCFC) - fal5taff, Aug 16, 12:01:17
Guys, I'm starting to have problems with my feet (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 09:33:31
- You’ve got a lovely body. Gorgeous in fact (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 17:56:17
- …… (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Aug 16, 10:59:52
  - So what you're saying is I have one foot in the grave (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 11:15:09
- In that hot spell a couple of weeks ago, mine swelled up (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 16, 10:37:35
- get some of those barefoot shoes like what they adverate (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 16, 10:35:28
- I’ve had plantar fasciitis for a few years now. The NHS (General Chat) - Thas Royt Intut, Aug 16, 10:27:32
- Buy an SUV... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 16, 10:26:29
- Due to the excess weight fat lad (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 10:16:18
- Try SORBOTHANE Double Strike Insoles (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 16, 09:59:16
  - Thanks, will do (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 16, 11:08:43
- Do they smell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 16, 09:45:15
- Take them out of the sun (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 16, 09:39:57
- Try wearing shoes pal. Might help (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 16, 09:38:03
Happy news, landlady has agreed a £20 increase in rent which is manageable... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:08:36
- Per day? Cow (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 16, 10:44:09
  - Capitalism innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 15:09:19
- Do you have to provide any other services? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 16, 10:28:22
- 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 16, 10:18:30
- That’s good (n/m) (General Chat) - 19_10_93buh, Aug 16, 09:59:10
- Wonderful news. Still be able to cycle to pressers💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Boyer, Aug 16, 09:26:29
- Nice one Dubz (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 16, 09:21:10
  - Yeah think I might have ended up a bit lonely there. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 15:09:06
- Very happy to hear that. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Aug 16, 09:12:49
- Good stuff 🥳 (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 16, 08:53:26
- nice one 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 16, 08:46:40
- Wonderful news, well done the good doctor (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Aug 16, 08:45:20
- Great news Dubs, massive relief for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 08:34:55
- Life is always full of challenges that pop up out of nowhere. (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Aug 16, 08:30:03
  - Bugger. Sorry to hear that BGH. Onwards and upwards. Something better will turn up. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Aug 16, 09:11:38
  - Good luck with the job hunt BGH. Hope you find something even better! (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Aug 16, 08:44:58
  - Aggh sorry to hear BGH, don't really know what to say but always here if you need me. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:37:29
  - It’s all meant to be (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 08:36:01
    - Do you have two kids under 7 too? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigGrantHolt, Aug 16, 09:33:02
      - Lolf, if you can deal with that you can deal with decomposition!! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 10:12:41
    - One of the only growing industries. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:43:42
- Good news mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 08:23:20
  - Chairs Pix although I'd still like a little garden like that place in Downham Market... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:27:47
    - We should follow the European model... less emphasis on (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 09:48:49
    - But it was downham mkt, long way to cycle to Colney! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 08:40:15
      - Yeah and I'd have missed my old lewcul shop and pub! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:44:20
        
        Need to find yourself a rich widow Dubs (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 16, 09:31:04
        
        Dame J isn’t interested in him! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 13:00:31
        
        Excuse me, she hasn't met me yet and when she does she's going to fall madly in love. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 15:10:21
- Really great news Dubs well done you 🍻 (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Aug 16, 08:09:24
  - Yup, stuck to my guns and saved £80. Not bad gorn! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:16:07
  - Excellent news Dubs. I suspect you are a model tenant (most of the time) (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 08:11:55
    - Been here over ten years and never missed one payment so not sure how much else I can do! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:15:16
Amazing that Szmodics is going for £11m (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 16, 00:56:34
- Premier League is a different animal. He wont be banging them in for fun (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 16, 08:09:57
- Take away the add ons and the fee is actually lower... £9m... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 06:59:23
  - He’s about to turn 29 though … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 16, 07:59:21
- Szmodics has been in good form for perhaps 18 months? (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 16, 06:35:27
  - Idah's been in form for 0 weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 16, 09:34:00
- age and length of contract remaining hsve a big affect (n/m) (NCFC) - pab, Aug 16, 04:37:01
Loads of scum shirts in pleasurewood hills (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Aug 15, 14:20:21
- saw about 5 in centre of Norwich yesterday (Other Football) - BenditlikeBarham, Aug 15, 19:44:33
- Woody Bear (Other Football) - atlcanary, Aug 15, 19:22:02
- Isn't it an Ed Sheeran shirt, with a token reference to them on it? (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 15, 18:54:08
- Southwold was heavy on Norwich shirts today. (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 15, 17:20:43
- At Latitude it was noticeable (Other Football) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 15, 15:57:59
- Saw a few in America too a few weeks back (n/m) (Other Football) - Yuller69, Aug 15, 15:37:02
  - You were wearing one (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 15, 15:48:54
- It is in Suffolk to be fair. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Aug 15, 15:17:57
  - Someone should go and change the sign to read (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 15, 15:20:07
- Saw two or three at the Cambridge Folk Festival, (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 15, 15:11:12
- My son rocking the purple from last year to balance things out (n/m) (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Aug 15, 14:40:44
- I was there on Tuesday and it was the same (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 15, 14:27:19
- Been there a few times in that period and never seen a scum shirt (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 15, 14:23:44
The scum are going to beat the Scousers aren't they? (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Aug 15, 08:52:28
- No. (n/m) (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Aug 15, 11:59:50
- 10-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - KevinBond, Aug 15, 10:39:21
- That is some descent career-wise for Philips (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 15, 10:09:42
- Their predicted lineup still looks shite. (n/m) (Other Football) - thirsty work, Aug 15, 10:00:10
- Town's best chance of survival..... (Other Football) - MORDENCANARY, Aug 15, 09:53:33
- If you could pick a time to play them, it would be now (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 09:43:25
  - Playing Man City early is also the best time (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 15, 09:46:20
    - Yep (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 09:50:20
- They'll be up for it. (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 15, 09:35:11
- I don't think so (n/m) (Other Football) - 51eve, Aug 15, 09:31:33
- nah (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 15, 09:31:18
- I hope they do, it's good to have an underdog going against the odds. (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Aug 15, 09:21:43
- Not a chance. Their optimism is based on total blissful ignorance. (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Aug 15, 09:00:02
  - VMT^ (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 15, 10:10:06
  - Maybe, but perhaps you’re basing your view on how hapless we were (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 09:45:56
  - Hope so ! (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Aug 15, 09:04:02
Kalvin Phillips to Scum (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 15, 08:39:05
- They're paying his full wages (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 15, 12:44:14
  - He’s on £150k a week at City (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 15, 12:56:40
- These days basically an "insta influencer" / "brand ambassador" isnt he? (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Aug 15, 10:22:35
  - Season loan (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 15, 10:23:38
    - Oh. I might have got a bit carried away then! (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Aug 15, 10:25:34
- 'Sicknote' (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 15, 10:15:55
- The guy is a complete donkey, should fit in well there! (n/m) (Other Football) - Thegelman, Aug 15, 10:09:19
- Fair play to ‘em. They’re certainly giving it a go! (n/m) (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Aug 15, 09:53:24
- Tbf - that’s an excellent signing if he stays fit (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 09:42:33
  - Big if - a long time since he played properly (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 15, 09:50:51
- What a fall from grace (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 15, 09:02:30
- Good. He's a has-been busted flush. (n/m) (Other Football) - JD3, Aug 15, 08:45:22
  - Probably won’t play much he’s always injured isn’t he ? (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 15, 09:18:31
Drazen Muzinic walks on water (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 15, 08:05:40
- He saw him play in person. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 15, 12:45:32
- What about his milkman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 15, 10:53:27
- Had a fantastic debut as I remember (NCFC) - White Van Man, Aug 15, 10:47:26
- No wonder he struggled to control the ball (n/m) (NCFC) - Cellophane Flowers, Aug 15, 08:23:39
This 13000 attendance figure. How was it calculated? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 14, 05:49:42
- It’s accurate. Stadium looked about half full (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 14, 06:35:33
  - Yes agreed (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 14, 06:56:21
- The number (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Aug 14, 06:02:37
  - 🍆 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 14, 06:43:41
    - ╰⋃╯ (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 14, 20:18:20
    - I see you liked my reply (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Aug 14, 08:00:34
Song for Rowe... (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 14, 00:00:26
- Do you sing the second verse in the style of Mark E Smith? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 14, 06:42:59
- Or... (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 14, 05:43:00
  - Wat (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 14, 08:58:07
- How about… (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 14, 00:08:09
Another. Sigh (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 13, 21:35:18
Hopeful for Forsyth. Curious to see how he gets on (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 13, 21:18:34
- Good game, good game (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 13, 21:26:42
- He'll be ok if he plays his cards right. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 21:24:30
  - Nothing for a pair. Not in this game (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 13, 21:25:45
- Nice to see you, to see you nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 13, 21:23:33
Onel is the answer! (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 13, 21:05:42
- What's the question? (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 13, 21:06:46
  - Who looks really good against League One oppo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 13, 21:18:42
- Jesus. Argo-bracetastic (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 13, 21:06:35
Knapper needs to do some transformational work over the next could of weeks doesn’t he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 13, 20:45:41
- Defence (NCFC) - Lookitsyellow, Aug 13, 20:52:23
- Yep - and worryingly it’s not tinkering around the edges (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 13, 20:48:20
- We look ok going forward but defensively…wow (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 13, 20:47:05
  - Hopefully it will work itself out. We've added Córdoba, Chrisene and Doyle to the squad (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Aug 13, 21:00:39
Well, no replays but to me there looked to be fouls for both their goals... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 20:40:32
- Sky Sports is showing replays. Both their goals arguably a result of professional fouls. (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Aug 13, 20:47:30
  - The second one was blatant. Our player clearly pushed over at the near post (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 13, 20:49:18
  - yep. just watched. Think it might have been young Fisher for both... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 20:49:17
    - Kenny (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 20:51:08
  - Oh well, that’s not quite so bad but we need to be bullying forwards (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 13, 20:48:30
- I thought someone said Fisher had beefed up a bit? (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 13, 20:47:16
  - He's bulked up his torso, making him top-heavy (n/m) (NCFC) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Aug 13, 23:13:03
- Possibly, but both fairly soft (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 13, 20:41:10
  - Indeed. Fisher held and then dragged back for the first... though (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 20:45:45
    - Yep! That was a foul for sure (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 13, 20:47:13
You can see (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 13, 20:34:30
- Pointless doing that. They have to learn (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 13, 20:36:38