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BOB - have to disagree, Arbroath IS a shit hole....... (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:33:01
- Mind you - he's also right that Lynn is a hole these days (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:38:54
  - That infers that it once wasn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:43:31
    - It wasn't and it isn't. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 12:47:15
      - Lynn is such a complete shithole (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jan 20, 13:03:56
        
        It's like a smaller, more violent, smellier Lincoln. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 13:05:44
        
        Thank you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:05:33
      - Get a grip yarmy, you mentioned immigrants not me...... (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:50:18
      - Can you explain what's good about it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:49:52
        
        But I don't have to. You expressed the opinion but offered no evidence. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 12:54:19
        
        Ok. I went to college there in the late 80's. I can't think of a single pub where (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:59:35
        
        I can see you are a bit of culture vulture. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 13:03:08
        
        Please tell me something good about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:04:30
        
        OK. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 13:13:36
        
        Just a quick question (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jan 20, 13:19:55
        
        Some of you have even been out of Norfolk (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:20:46
        
        Yeah tell me about it. (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jan 20, 13:26:29
        
        Does it have a stony bridge ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:16:01
        
        Was It The Tech, Bob? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 13:01:27
        
        Um, MP. You do know the Hob in the Well is a gay pub? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 13:04:59
        
        Never Knew! (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 13:22:05
        
        Yep. Are any of those still open. The Spread closed years ago, though The Woolpack did too (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:03:31
        
        Yep - I'd like to hear this too.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:53:06
    - Lynn WAS a nice place until they moved the overspill from london into town.... (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:45:31
      - Erm, not quite true... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:49:30
        
        And that would be different to every other town in Britain? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 12:57:38
        
        No, of course not... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 13:08:00
        
        Well, different to a lot of other towns, yeah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 13:06:38
      - Dude, you must be well old! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:46:24
        
        46 - you a 'bootneck' Bob ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:47:42
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:48:49
- sorry - does'nt change my opinion. (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:37:47
  - Why are you arguing with yourself Kirrie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:38:50
    - should have been below the gurus post! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:39:42
- My mum's family are all from Arbroath (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 20, 12:36:33
  - Which part? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:37:10
    - Abroath (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 12:41:16
      - Don't think there were ever any pits there Martin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:44:00
        
        You soft shite (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:05:40
        
        Not to my knowledge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:45:49
        
        I Suppose "I" Could Have Been From Abroath? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 12:49:22
      - Do you where knitted cardies and jumpers MP... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:42:52
        
        My Favourite Clothes Shop... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 12:47:49
        
        Nice... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:57:18
        
        *WEAR* (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 20, 12:43:45
        
        Glass house and throwing stones boy speaks (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:45:52
        
        But it was such an obvious one... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 20, 12:47:53
    - Abroath (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 12:40:33
    - No idea, I've only been there once... (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 20, 12:37:40
- Bit like Huns'ton- full of caravan parks for Glasgow pikeys! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 12:35:53
Just in case you were bovvered, like... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:27:25
- Whale (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 12:33:51
  - Dunno mate... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:36:42
    - Greenpeace (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 12:39:50
    - hair gooo (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 12:37:28
- ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 12:28:08
  - A. Whale. Outside. Houses. Of. Parliament. In. River. Thames (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:29:12
    - What's it doing? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:29:44
      - Applying for the position of leader of Liberal Democrats (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:44:40
      - Swimming I expect. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:30:27
        
        Yep, "I saw it blow, it was a spout of water which sparkled in the air" (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:40:13
        
        oh, didn't know if it was there for "fathers for justice" or summit (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:32:06
        
        I was in the gym yesterday, iPod on ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:34:01
        
        I'm at the gym tonight... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:37:54
        
        Do it - it'll survive. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:47:38
        
        Thats my plan for the Marathon (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 12:50:11
        
        i dont take a walkman (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 12:40:55
        
        Yeah, ours is like that - you can plug into the machines, which gives you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:43:51
        
        Do you think it would be bad form to beat one out... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:46:52
        
        Careful of not running too fast - might be difficult to co-ordinate the legs and Mrs Palm. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:50:11
        
        Can't imagine REM... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 20, 12:42:48
        
        Not sure how that REM track sneaked on, to be honest, it was supposed to just be my (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:52:26
Christ, I think I've left the iron on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:25:01
- Scared of a motor bike stunt? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:28:05
- Stephen Fry in a dress. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:26:37
Good Lord!!!!!! (Other Football) - pants, Jan 20, 12:10:17
- I thought it was a great comment - pure class in fact! (n/m) (Other Football) - Norfolk Coast, Jan 20, 12:18:18
  - you could say (Other Football) - pants, Jan 20, 12:19:54
    - "I can bang!" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:20:28
- Cripes, imagine the out cry if that appeared in the papers here... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:14:23
  - *where* (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:15:44
- I'd heard it translated as "just down from the trees", not that. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:14:09
- We all descended from apes though (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Jan 20, 12:12:39
  - No, we are cousins of the apes and share a common ancestor. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 12:44:48
  - some more recently than others it would seem (n/m) (Other Football) - alchymy__au, Jan 20, 12:17:35
- ha ha. "the spanish are very racist." (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 20, 12:11:57
- and not only that he was playing in womens underwear, he got challenged by the basque!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:11:20
It's a bit shit on her today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:05:22
- Must commend you on your choice of liberal-minded wife. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:07:52
- and Arbroath isnt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:06:57
  - Err, better than Kings Lynn me thinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 12:12:40
    - Bob's got a point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:15:49
      - I agree and I've never even been to Arbroath (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:17:20
- get off her then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:06:51
- Well, whatever floats your boat. How does she feel about it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 12:06:48
wahoo, on 6 music (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:50:41
- followed by Fin by supergrass, fabby do (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:54:06
  - Or they proper like sharks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:54:33
    - or its about a guy from Finland (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:01:01
      - Then it'd be called Finn. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:01:46
        
        who says? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:03:40
        
        Me, just then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:03:52
        
        and who the fuck do you think you are telling me it would be Finn and not Fin, did you (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:05:09
        
        No, good point, sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:08:25
        
        apology accepted lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:10:12
Another Comp geek question (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:36:00
- It could be the router is 'problematical' (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jan 20, 11:47:16
  - yeah, it works on the other pcs (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:53:20
- Could be either. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:39:08
  - it sort of did (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:43:55
    - Ah right - then in that case, probably install the software first. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:44:46
      - oh, which is? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:45:38
        
        Ah. Fuck knows. On your own on that one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:47:03
        
        yeah, thats where the usb goes blank (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:52:14
        
        Explore the CD, rather than running it. You should find a folder named Drivers... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 11:57:48
        
        ohhh!! (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:58:17
        
        Might not work though ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 11:59:46
        
        Im guessing not too (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:00:58
        
        And, as that officially comes under Help and Advice... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 12:00:34
        
        *a tight nobber runs off* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:02:12
        
        Oi! That's my livelihood! I've got kids to feed you know ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 12:06:04
        
        Oh, right. Dunno. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:54:07
        
        Thanks (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:54:59
        
        Soft cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:57:00
        
        enjoys watching desperate housewifes with his mrs (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:57:35
        
        now youre being picky (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:03:04
        
        that means you watch it as well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:04:25
        
        *wives* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:02:47
        
        see above (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 12:04:05
FAO comp geeks... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 11:28:18
- Not a scooby. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:31:37
  - Sent a mail to you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 11:58:55
    - Mailed back, and forwared to arganth (hotmail) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:13:03
    - If he can't sort it, mail me too and I'll have a look... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 12:01:14
      - As I can't access my AOHell addy book mate cos it's in a secure site... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 12:09:52
        
        Don't worry - I dun it, dint I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 12:17:34
  - Ok mate... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 11:34:03
- Something in - Tools: Internet Options? (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 20, 11:30:20
A lot of people seem to think it's a done deal (NCFC) - DDiM, Jan 20, 11:10:48
- WHO says its a done deal? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Jan 20, 11:17:04
  - Odds on it being a "mate"? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 20, 11:18:01
  - Pete Townsend? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:17:41
- Done?! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jan 20, 11:15:15
- oh, no midfield then? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 11:12:09
Get in. 6 Music: only uk national station with the bollocks to play Melissa Auf Der Maur. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:38:31
- Only station to have ever heard of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 20, 10:56:36
  - Yeah, probably. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:56:59
- One sees you've seen the light... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 10:42:10
  - Easily one of the best albums of 2004. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:56:42
    - Cat Power tune (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:02:28
      - Not been enormously impressed with the few songs I've heard of their new record. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:04:15
- They played her loads when she released the album (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 10:41:16
- is she off Neighbours? (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 20, 10:39:35
  - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:39:57
Good news maybe? (NCFC) - conker, Jan 20, 10:18:03
- deffo staying then, never going to have another 7mill (n/m) (NCFC) - dx1, Jan 20, 10:41:29
  - Well possibly (NCFC) - conker, Jan 20, 10:42:17
- Yep, this on SSN (NCFC) - Derek_Achora, Jan 20, 10:20:16
  - Is Txiki Beguiristain the best name in football? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:23:43
    - Is that what you get when you drop your Txiki Bequiri on the carpet ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 10:41:49
    - I think Jan Vengor Of Hesselink (sp?) is a cracker (n/m) (NCFC) - Derek_Achora, Jan 20, 10:28:25
      - Best bit of Vennegoor of Hesselink's name is that the "of" means (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 10:41:28
        
        WINNER. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:51:41
      - 27 minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:30:26
        
        Until what?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 10:37:39
      - Nackers (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 10:29:01
  - You know you've spelt Acorah wrong don't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 10:22:09
    - Yep.... (NCFC) - Derek_Achora, Jan 20, 10:26:50
      - haha (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 10:27:50
        
        t'is ok, my spelling is cack anyway, so i can see why people would come to that conclusion (NCFC) - Derek_Achora, Jan 20, 10:31:06
        
        Get sam to re register it for you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 10:31:45
        
        He isn't up with all this internet technolagy im afraid (n/m) (NCFC) - Derek_Achora, Jan 20, 10:33:30
    - Someone should have mentioned it before, I reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:22:41
- what's that on? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 10:18:45
  - The good news 24 channel? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:19:33
  - gossip column i'm guessing (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 20, 10:19:09
BBC tickertape say Walcott deal is done (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jan 20, 10:15:27
- nothing on ssnews (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 10:16:43
  - tabloid tv (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 20, 10:17:05
    - Sports news for Sun readers. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:31:44
      - ...and if there isn't, we'll loop the same old crap 5 times an hour... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Jan 20, 11:08:14
faO: WOTB No1 Tipster 04 (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 10:07:29
- I sponsored you this morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:10:05
  - Just seen that,cheers buddy (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 10:13:40
Pants: Belle and Sebastian on Gideon Coe today, apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:05:05
- Did I hear that Kevin Rowland is on Mr Coe's show too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 10:11:58
  - nnnnyeeaaaahhhhh Kevin.. Rat Fans! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:13:32
    - Not quite Mr KLC... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 10:29:56
  - Dunno, didn't hear it, but I've been having some interfence issues. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:13:28
    - interfence, whats that like an international but against your neighbour? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:16:40
      - Yeah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:19:44
        
        thought so (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:21:40
- cheers :) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 10:11:34
the worlds 5th greatest invention is arriving today (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:30:39
- Tell us then (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 10:17:42
  - dishwasher innit (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 10:19:19
    - what are the other four best inventions? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 10:22:45
      - Right little finger, right ring finger, right middle finger, right index finger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:25:05
      - just fucking stop, enough already (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:25:03
      - tv, laptop, ipod, washing machine (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 10:24:58
  - dont beat around the bush, say what you mean! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:19:02
- Bet its one of these... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:06:40
- a microwave (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:58:15
  - it belongs in the kitchen (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:58:50
    - A Bambi apron? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 10:02:39
    - My wife? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:59:27
      - i wanted to spend a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 10:00:34
        
        an atomic kettle??? (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jan 20, 10:05:52
        
        To make him whole again? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 10:09:40
      - too slow (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:59:50
        
        24 seconds, damn you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 10:00:24
        
        lol gotta be quick with your puns on here buddy!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 10:00:58
    - a bunny boiler (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:59:25
      - too slow (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:59:58
        
        ???? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 10:00:18
    - a woman? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:59:03
- a talking toaster, anyone want toast? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:56:47
- An inflatable palestinian. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 09:56:28
- a peddle powered wheelchair (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:53:50
- one of these (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:52:42
  - Gary Glitter has got loads of those!!! or did you mean the kitchen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:54:04
  - you're in the right ballpark (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:53:53
    - Is your mam coming round? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:56:14
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:56:36
    - a ladyboy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:54:30
      - you've got lost i think (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:55:14
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:55:05
- SCC 26 filter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:51:30
  - piss off (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:53:09
    - ooooooo touchy (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:53:27
      - don't call me touchy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:54:30
        
        touchy touchy touchy (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:55:00
- lead gristle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:51:05
- Ginsters pasty (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:50:15
- Sky hooks? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:45:22
  - A spaghetti tree? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 09:52:43
  - stripey paint? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:46:44
    - Glass Hammer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:48:49
    - long weights (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:47:29
    - left handed screwdrivers (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:47:08
    - bubbles for spirit levels? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:47:03
      - a long weight? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:47:18
        
        you have worked in a factory (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:48:19
        
        I worked on eline at Bernie's two summers in a row - the tricks/initiation there were far (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:49:33
        
        Did you have to manipulate poor late Bernie's corpse, in an attempt to conceal his death (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:53:04
        
        yep, had to suck his innards out with a lung gun, splice his stomach in two and truss him (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 10:00:40
        
        four candles? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:47:37
- A manager that can actually do a good job!! (n/m) (General Chat) - ncfcdubai, Jan 20, 09:45:08
- Viagra (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:45:00
  - keep it up I am enjoying this. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 20, 09:50:59
- cardboard glasses that make you see people's skellingtons and girls' knicks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:44:33
- Shoes with mirrors on the toe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:43:36
- a stannah stairlift? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:42:32
- a luminous shin (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:41:56
- A Sybian (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 20, 09:41:43
  - what would SCC want with a sybian? (unless he wanted to do bigger diameter poos) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 20, 09:43:40
- a Romanian baby? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:40:12
- A swiss army knife tool for levering bread out of the mouths of the poor? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:39:49
- David Bentley? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:34:58
- A moped made out of cress (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 20, 09:31:03
  - thats an eggciting invention. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 20, 09:38:13
    - I know! I'd shell out for one!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 20, 09:39:10
      - buy a cressh helmut as well (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 20, 09:41:52
        
        helmut coal? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:44:17
        
        lol how true Helmet in a Turkish way rather than German. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 20, 09:46:11
        
        Turkish Delightful. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:46:39
  - Is it a "Fleshlight"? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 20, 09:34:11
    - Nah, It's a Pooooch Maxi (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 20, 09:35:02
      - Poldark on mopeds (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 20, 09:35:28
        
        Imagine that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 20, 09:36:48
This Ashton business (NCFC) - Jim, Jan 20, 09:29:30
- imagine this (NCFC) - south, Jan 20, 09:35:40
  - been thinking that the whole time (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 09:38:36
  - "no club will buy an injured player" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:38:31
    - yeah but that was because sunderland had a sign up that said.... (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 09:41:01
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 09:39:26
  - I've just imagined that and my head has fell off! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 20, 09:37:35
- Thing is... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 20, 09:35:10
- I'm agree completely.. (NCFC) - walksie, Jan 20, 09:34:41
- I tend to agree but... (NCFC) - inutero, Jan 20, 09:32:39
- Felt like that in the summer when we went down (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 09:31:15
anyone ever said LOL in conversation? (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 20, 09:23:27
- nope (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:28:28
- Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:24:03
- LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jan 20, 09:23:59
from our favourite site (NCFC) - south, Jan 20, 09:20:37
- I'd love to get ?3m for Greeno but that ain't going to happen! (NCFC) - mr carra, Jan 20, 09:22:27
- "Apoopoo" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:22:16
- Can people please refrain from reading made up rumours (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 20, 09:21:46
Ideas needed (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:48:45
- Do you have a local boozer? - talk to them and see if they'll put a charity pot behind the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:23:37
- Mabe u could advertise in the programme on matchday? (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 20, 01:39:14
- Barclays wank... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 01:05:50
  - haha,fan of them are you? (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 01:06:53
- daft but Norwich union I suppose, running in a norwich shirt, yellow (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:53:27
  - Norwich Union won't be interested - they're trying their best to not be Norwich-centric. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:56:11
    - NU tend to sponsor events rather than teams etc BUT as you have an athletics link (General Chat) - oh arr, Jan 20, 13:01:55
    - No way Norwich Union (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 20, 01:40:08
    - He's the agent bloke isnt he? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:56:39
      - Yes. Also runs the running shop though - the natural progression from the one... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:58:20
        
        The running shop? (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:59:57
        
        He has a running shop in Drayton, just off the Taverham Road. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 01:06:58
  - Especially as they are a big sponsor of Athletics (n/m) (General Chat) - SussexCanary, Jan 20, 00:55:39
- Have a word with the Evening News - they like stories like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:49:59
  - My dad suggested that...... (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:50:59
    - Naah - just an interview, and a photo of you running towards the camera... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:53:26
Faria "Car" Alam's private life - I heard a great rumour (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 19, 17:04:23
- Go on then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:04:45
  - Not aloud to (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 19, 17:06:13
    - Girls aloud? (General Chat) - coldplay, Jan 19, 17:08:03
      - Yes they are (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 19, 17:20:18
    - Fuck off then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:07:04
      - Ha ha....... (General Chat) - BellyShrivel0201, Jan 19, 17:07:54
        
        Well, honestly .... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:16:28
Cardio or weights tonight, you've got 15 mins to make my mind up for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:59:43
- Go swimming instead. You get to see more crumpet. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 17:03:28
  - Didn't crumpet die out in the late '70s anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:13:57
    - Flange then. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 17:14:37
      - Or mimsy, I like the term mimsy (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 17:15:08
        
        Or hairy moo hole (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 17:15:21
        
        I like chuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 17:17:00
  - If I do weights, I can look at the pool from above through the window. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:04:21
    - Do a bit of both... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 17:07:19
      - Shouldn't do both. Not on the same muscle groups anyway. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:12:37
        
        Really?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 17:13:45
        
        Yeah, 'tis, but not quite as good. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 17:15:08
    - Yeah but they can't see your boner underwater. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 17:06:13
    - But if you swim you can get behind some bird doing breaststroke (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 19, 17:05:56
- Wanking (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 19, 17:00:20
Tipster, where did the other one finish? Did I make any virtual money on it? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:44:08
- 2nd (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Jan 19, 16:49:12
  - Damn, should have gone for an each way... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:49:52
- It'll be in AB's next can of Stagg Chillie. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:46:41
  - Haven't had that in donks. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:50:15
    - problem with that stuff is I had loads of it (Betting) - pants, Jan 19, 16:55:33
    - You going on Sat then? (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:50:52
      - Yeppo. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:54:37
      - Could be a potential lift on here (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:54:06
        
        I've bought me train ticket, just pissed off at having to change at Colchester for a bus. (Betting) - tudders, Jan 19, 17:02:30
        
        A shirtlifter? On here? Who dear, you dear, gay dear? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Man, Jan 19, 17:01:08
        
        Best address that question to Bummy (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 17:08:19
Is there a friday theme tomorrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:14:13
- Fandabbydozy (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 19, 16:59:15
- no,its today (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 19, 16:15:00
- Yeah, it's Fuckwit day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:14:47
  - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 16:19:17
Big News Ashton Has Gone........................... (NCFC) - The General, Jan 19, 15:48:15
- The question gaz really wanted to ask. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:56:48
  - I've always wanted to ask whether you are a real scientist, (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:05:24
    - I don't have fuzzy hair, but I do have Tefal Scientists hair-line. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:09:55
      - Oh, and a pencil behind my ear, most times at work. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:12:45
        
        But that has not addressed the main crux of my question. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:15:57
        
        Am I real scientist? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:17:06
        
        I was hoping you were going to say yes, and that you look like Beaker fron the Muppets. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:19:18
        
        I wish that I did, tuds, I really do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:20:21
        
        Did you see the Dr last night. The other guy kept copping a look at the models cock. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:24:46
        
        Ha ha. First one I've not taped this week - taped Desperate Housewives instead. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:27:47
        
        I assume you did that by mistake? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:29:25
        
        No, no - me and Ms AB quite like it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:33:59
        
        bender (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 16:41:44
        
        Seconded... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:42:44
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 16:43:09
        
        Neither of you appreciate the finer things in life. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:44:16
        
        If you like that sort of thing you'll love this... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:46:08
        
        That's rather a big worry (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:14:49
        
        Sign of a creative, that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:16:23
        
        and Chippies. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:19:49
        
        Yeah. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:25:50
        
        And sparkies (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:35:36
        
        I don't fuck with electicity or water. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:40:17
        
        Water yes. Lecky nah, there's just no logic to it. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:45:17
        
        I don't do plumbing - I can't afford the ineviatable fuck-ups. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:46:16
        
        My uncle read a book and re-wired the whole house... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:49:11
        
        Best practice and all that (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:42:06
    - Do you think you may ask this time round or is now not the time? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:06:11
      - You ask him. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:09:46
        
        I've met him though... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:10:44
        
        I am here, y'know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:14:04
        
        Talking about yer... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:15:29
        
        I suggest you cram the spikey end up your chuff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:17:37
        
        Seems like a plan (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:19:50
- was shackell wiv him??? (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jan 19, 15:50:39
  - Yes. Shackell was trying on the dresses. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 19, 15:54:20
- Oh, and did Zara enjoy it ? Dirty little minx (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 15:49:31
- fucking hilarious (n/m) (NCFC) - bebisatwat, Jan 19, 15:49:20
  - Call an ambulance someone, my sides need to be stitched up. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 15:50:08
    - Tell your sides that (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 15:52:07
- It is Chapelfield.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 15:48:57
  - Chappie. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:56:05
    - The Chap... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:04:59
    - pedigree chum (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 19, 15:57:43
      - Caesar (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 16:00:33
        
        Nero (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 16:01:59
        
        bakers complete (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 19, 16:04:05
        
        Science Plan (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:05:36
        
        winalot (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 19, 16:07:49
        
        Knights of the round table (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 16:08:51
        
        pal (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 19, 16:09:20
        
        eukanuba (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 19, 16:10:06
        
        Is that pig food? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 16:16:58
        
        depends how hungry you are (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 19, 16:18:55
Cheers chaps, 8/1 - 4/1 & 5/1 (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 15:46:04
- I thought the third one kicked you out? (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Jan 19, 15:59:04
  - Lucky 15 though intut. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 16:00:06
- well done, you can see why no ones bothered though can't you? (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Jan 19, 15:46:43
- nice 1 (n/m) (Betting) - otbc2006, Jan 19, 15:46:33
The police raided the Big Bro house to get Pete Burns gorilla coat. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 14:50:44
- is this true? i cant find any reference on the interweb! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 19, 15:43:34
  - It is & here you go. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 15:46:26
    - cheers! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 19, 16:08:54
- Is it the same one they used on Not the Nine o'Clock News years ago? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 15:08:05
- Pete Burns apparently. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 15:02:08
One day this board will actually full fill the purpose it was created for (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 19, 14:33:17
- it doesnt help the 'spirit' of the board with people like you.... (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 14:38:42
  - You in Cardiff yet SoT07? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:41:36
    - no i got a puncture.... (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 14:47:13
      - Give us your address and i'll see what I can do... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:54:50
        
        good job... (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 14:56:22
        
        I have to do work every now and then, and you are dull... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 15:03:02
        
        blub, you're a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 15:03:43
        
        Marvellous... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 15:05:20
        
        I like this new fucktard filter ben has put on the site... (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 15:09:47
- I don't normally rise to these, but ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:35:28
- I blame (General Chat) - Northern upholstery, Jan 19, 14:35:18
  - the government (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:36:16
- i see u were wrong again! deanos still here! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 19, 14:34:44
  - If you are refering to my post last night (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jan 19, 14:59:45
  - eeeee's got a point gobb, you like the odd wind yourself, la (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:39:52
    - in english please! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jan 19, 14:41:25
- Its all Broms fault (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:34:11
  - What have I done now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 19, 14:41:07
FAO: Panda (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:21:22
- Thank you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:23:25
  - Sorry, I'll try another (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:29:34
    - Chorltle (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 19, 14:30:52
    - That joke is so 1980s it has a squarial. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:30:48
      - I am only trying! (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:35:23
- lol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:22:59
Lucky 15 (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 14:03:54
- piran flying, will he win (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Jan 19, 14:26:21
  - jumps to the front, final flight, wins, *faints* (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Jan 19, 14:27:12
    - He's won!! (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Jan 19, 14:28:55
      - 8/1, kerching (n/m) (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 14:29:47
        
        had to happen one day :) (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Jan 19, 14:30:24
        
        lol, an 8/1 shot from a 18 horse field - FLUKE, righto (n/m) (Betting) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 14:33:08
        
        blub (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Jan 19, 14:35:23
- That's only four. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:07:57
  - and they're almost certainly not lucky. (n/m) (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 14:08:26
    - You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:11:58
    - Trade Descriptions. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:08:45
      - 15 quid will return roughly ?4600. In other words keep it in your trousers. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Jan 19, 14:16:34
My PEBL has arrived. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:03:53
- Da flip (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:05:20
  - Ahem. Yes it is, indeed, the bollocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:07:29
    - Until it is da broken bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 14:17:58
      - Appears quite robust. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:18:36
How about a game of guess the punchline? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 14:00:55
- Did he say "I've just signed a four year deal with Norwich"? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:29:10
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:41:03
- "Can you point me in the direction of Our Lord Jesus Christ, I hear he knows a good cure?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:27:40
- Keep the tip. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Jan 19, 14:19:46
- Any chance of fingers and tops ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 14:14:55
- I don't feel very well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:12:28
- keep the tip (n/m) (General Chat) - pat_abb, Jan 19, 14:12:07
- You charge an arm and a leg - here you go, 1 arm, 1 leg?? (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:11:08
- You'll catch more from me, than I from you? (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:07:30
  - If you suck me off ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:08:27
    - Are you asking me - or is that a misplaced post?! (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:09:51
      - trc love a bit of sucking off action on their teets... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:14:00
        
        What udder boy? There's just me. (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:14:55
        
        I set's em up... (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:16:16
      - Whichever you want, sweetheart. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:12:22
        
        Ooh, get you big boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:14:04
        
        You're not wrong - he's a fookin' fatty alright... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:17:01
        
        You're taking a right cunting liberty (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 14:20:00
        
        Language Timothy (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:21:43
        
        How do you know he goes to the gym? (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:19:05
        
        Read the posts further down... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:20:56
I meant to post this the other day, after seeing highlights of the Leeds Wigan game ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 13:55:01
- I can see why you held back for so long. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Jan 19, 14:00:07
Anyone got a clean but funny jokes I can tell clients please... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 13:36:05
- Man with two left feet walks into a shoe shop, (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 13:58:22
  - missed a bit there (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 14:08:41
- Worlds smallest book.... (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Jan 19, 13:48:09
  - Theres the one about the two Mexican Firemen.... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:52:01
    - Ah, another smile... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:18:34
    - Or the man who was thrown through the window of (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:54:01
- did you hear about the fisherman limping round the boat with a big grin on his face? (General Chat) - Komodo, Jan 19, 13:41:00
- blonde joke (General Chat) - mickfoot, Jan 19, 13:40:27
- How did the tap dancer break his leg? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:38:38
  - Cheers... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 13:40:46
    - What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:43:30
      - God only knows why... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 13:45:07
        
        Did you hear about the French sandal wearer? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:50:58
        
        What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:50:14
        
        How do you know your sister's on? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:47:31
        
        Did you hear about the magic tractor? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:46:50
        
        Thank you Mr M... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:15:45
        
        Who invented fractions? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 13:51:56
        
        snorkle. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 13:55:52
Haha,Artic Monkeys sing Love Machine! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 12:34:27
- Oh how amusing. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:39:15
  - It was rather - nice to hear a stupid cover version done in the right spirit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:42:23
    - I know neither band nor track so it would be hard to judge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:44:14
  - get with the program steve (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:41:38
    - Don't speak Yank, pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:43:52
      - didn't realise it was :/ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:49:03
Arctic Monkeys live on radio one if anyone is interested (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 12:20:06
- Nah I'd rather stay happy thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 19, 13:29:32
- I cant seem to tune in... (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:30:06
- Who ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:28:43
  - here (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:30:31
- Bothered schmothered??? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 12:28:09
- bugger, were belle and sebastian on 6 today Arizona? Panda? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:26:38
  - Nah, haven't had radio on so far, have been a busy PAnda (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:32:35
  - Haven't been listening, soz. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:28:07
  - Also,in 3 minutes time,they may be covering a Girls Aloud song (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 12:27:01
    - Are the Sunshine Underground played on radio 1? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:29:24
      - Now on 6 Music. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:40:24
      - Supposed to be big this year arent they (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:30:43
        
        Heard them in session the other day... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 15:59:50
        
        They're playing too (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:31:27
Votes for best username... (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:18:38
- Has to be the loveable Muddy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:26:26
- Oh dear. Whilst looking at the username list, I saw this one.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:32:43
  - That's bad news indeed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:35:56
  - Indeed (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:34:50
  - I wanted to register 'fart' (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:34:03
    - If they're not going to use it... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 19, 12:45:50
      - I agree - how do we make the fart 'come out'? (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:47:28
- tiny rich cow (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:32:18
- Northern Upholstery will go down as my all time fave for a while (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:27:37
  - .. (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 15:25:35
  - Thank you kind sir (n/m) (General Chat) - Northern upholstery, Jan 19, 13:58:05
- Small (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 19, 12:27:37
- "roywallerslovechild" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:19:36
  - Have you seen this one ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:36:20
    - Seen it? I registered it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 13:52:55
      - Good work... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:22:30
    - Now that's funny... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:46:28
      - Why? Are you famous or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:48:17
        
        Yep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 13:38:49
        
        Yeah, very, (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:16:26
  - Asparagus Spears was better (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:26:43
  - I liked 'the year of the twat'. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:20:39
    - haha (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:33:03
      - Well, at least we agree on something ... :P (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:36:42
        
        yeah (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:39:29
    - 'Worthy's gags' made me chuckle (General Chat) - Small, Jan 19, 12:29:29
    - Maybe a little TOO funnY (n/m) (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:28:37
      - What about Ad Nauseam (sic) ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:33:20
      - Or maybe... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:33:20
        
        I'm sick of you cussing my jokes Panda. Once I've done Wisey, you're getting a kicking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:34:55
        
        Sorry Otto, didn't mean to offend... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:39:09
        
        Well, someone found something I said funny. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:42:04
Dennis Wise, good midfielder, we could have got him (Other Football) - pants, Jan 19, 12:01:30
- you didn't stay away long (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 12:15:26
  - haven't loaded outlook up (Other Football) - pants, Jan 19, 12:32:17
- Kids (Other Football) - Return of the Malk, Jan 19, 12:04:30
- The signing of Dennis Wise would've made me sick though. I hate that c*nt. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:03:19
  - aye, was taking Millwall places before their chairman told him he's selling everyone (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 19, 12:04:55
    - Even so, I couldn't stomach him being involved with my club. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:06:53
      - ha ha (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 12:11:45
      - He's only five-foot-four (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:08:17
        
        He could give you a blowjob standing up (Other Football) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:11:12
        
        I don't know, I'm only 5'7". (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:12:26
        
        He might have to bend his knees a little then (n/m) (Other Football) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:15:52
        
        Or I could stand on a chair. The possibilities are infinite. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:18:28
        
        Good point (n/m) (Other Football) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:19:20
        
        is that taking into account your big hair? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 12:12:58
        
        Yessum. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:13:15
How much are our parachute payments? (NCFC) - DDiM, Jan 19, 11:51:39
- here (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 11:56:55
  - hello Pants good to have you back. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 11:59:22
    - ? (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 12:00:50
      - Some people took you at face value when you said you wouldn't be back. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:03:06
        
        When did I say that? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 12:03:46
        
        Didn't you say that in jest yesterday? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:09:15
        
        Don't think so (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 12:09:44
        
        Yeah you did. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:10:22
        
        oh that, erm, yeah, (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 12:13:49
        
        Oh, and ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:11:20
      - lots of rumours you had packed it all in or so I thought. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 12:02:39
        
        oh (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 12:03:33
  - rofl (NCFC) - conker, Jan 19, 11:58:36
- Yes, ?7m next season then the same as other clubs who have not been in the Prem in the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 19, 11:53:14
Tipster... (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 19, 11:06:59
- Agree with you there Clare (General Chat) - nickinoo, Jan 19, 11:11:14
  - What's a "timberwank"?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:12:18
    - Justin (General Chat) - nickinoo, Jan 19, 11:13:07
      - How rude! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:13:50
        
        Sorry (General Chat) - nickinoo, Jan 19, 11:19:38
        
        dont forget, (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 11:23:00
      - Squiz used to like Justin (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:13:35
        
        Still do.. 'gentlemen, goodnight - ladies, good morning'.. :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 11:16:42
        
        he's a fucking idiot, (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 11:21:27
        
        He's a rich fucking idiot, though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:23:14
        
        Didn't notice... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:32:13
        
        No, the pretty Spears. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:34:50
        
        Bubba got purdy mouth... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:39:15
        
        true but i'd still like to do what i mentioned previously (n/m) (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 11:25:25
- not enough beard? (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:08:05
Trust Me there is money Available!!! (NCFC) - Spin Spin City, Jan 19, 10:55:25
- yes, at least ?6.2m of it (unless the board changes their mind) is going on (NCFC) - Financebod, Jan 19, 11:52:29
- and how do you know this? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steely, Jan 19, 10:57:41
  - I am a Finance bod and I understand NCFC Accounts (n/m) (NCFC) - Financebod, Jan 19, 11:55:12
  - Someones probably tarmacced his drive (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 10:59:15
    - Don't be fooled by the media!!! (NCFC) - Spin Spin City, Jan 19, 11:05:56
      - Yeah we miss Hendrikus (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jan 19, 11:23:43
        
        So he gets the odd one wrong... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:36:56
        
        He gets the odd one right as well, (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jan 19, 11:40:42
        
        Are you jealous? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:47:22
        
        Great use of "literally" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:44:18
        
        Particularly dark up Hendikus' arse if you go too far up (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:46:41
      - To be honest it doesn't take a genius to work out we have cash. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jan 19, 11:22:10
      - So do you know this or hazarding a well educated guess? (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Jan 19, 11:10:41
        
        Let me hazard a well educated guess. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:22:22
        
        Thanks For the Well Educated Answer Then!!! (NCFC) - Spin Spin City, Jan 19, 11:58:58
        
        Oh yeah - it was deffo the Countess in the buffet car (NCFC) - pieman63, Jan 19, 11:24:07
FAO AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:54:48
- FWIW chaps, haven't started the gym thing but... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 19, 11:23:46
  - rhought you said it wasn't costing you anything? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:33:07
    - It's not. She's signed up, so it costs her a fiver a week. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 19, 12:25:58
  - That's very quick weight-loss. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:28:04
    - Erm... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 19, 11:30:35
      - Fair enough. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:34:28
      - "bottoming out" *snigger*... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:33:34
- That rush is fucking great (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:57:36
  - I've been doing this dance workout thing... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 11:21:59
    - Maybe it's a bit of an advanced class for you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:35:46
  - Yeah, I was on the bird push together thing - not the most dignified of apparatus... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:01:26
- Did you do the best bit after? (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:56:09
  - No, they have all of that bit I have a heat problem anyway... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:02:44
  - I've never done that ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:58:34
    - Hell yea (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:00:50
      - do you train or work out? (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 11:04:27
        
        Im doing the New York Marathon in November,so i train (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:06:01
        
        Oooooh, oooh, oooh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:25:36
        
        Im entered for this year.... (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:35:44
        
        I do the Chicago Town. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 19, 11:31:21
        
        Bet that's worth a shtload of points on WW! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:36:05
      - I'm gonna go 2 or 3 times a week... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:04:08
        
        Yes i do stretch etc (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:06:42
        
        Yeah, I do load of strech, but after a proper session (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:29:30
      - I might give it a go. I've seen signs for the sauna/spa at the gym, but never been. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 11:03:51
        
        well i just go in swimming shorts (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 11:05:17
Ashton seen talking to the Hammers (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 10:37:17
- Did you miss "B&Q" out of that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:38:06
  - blocks, yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 10:43:11
  - either way it wasnt funny (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 19, 10:40:20
5th February 2005...Was the last time Norwich... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 10:29:01
- You share a birthday with Dolly Parton. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:33:18
  - Is it today? I'm so rubbish... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:48:54
    - cheers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 10:54:30
    - It's not my birthday, but thanks anyway... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:50:18
      - No yours is November 7th - are you so ancient you've forgotten?!.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:53:11
        
        Gosh, well done, thank you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:58:01
  - haha yes indeed... :>) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 10:33:39
- i cant stand the suspense (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:31:06
  - To be honest... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:45:47
Morning.. I have to fly out to Barcelona on business, on Sunday.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:08:26
- go to the baghdad cafe. (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Jan 19, 10:53:52
  - Run now, (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:54:39
- what time do you fly? (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 10:46:33
  - 13:35 from Leeds/Bradford.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:54:57
    - he goes on sunday, (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 10:58:31
- barcelona play Alaves (General Chat) - south, Jan 19, 10:37:18
  - Is it 1900 or 1800 k/off (as Conks suggested below)... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:40:30
    - Says 6pm on Skysports website where i pulled it from (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:41:09
      - So that 1900 Spanish time (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 10:41:46
        
        possibly,i wasnt sure (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:43:04
        
        I reckon it will be 18.00 sky often show 2 games on a sunday, live (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:00:23
  - 3 minutes,to the second,late (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:39:57
- Hi Squirrel, I'm there next week on business too.... (General Chat) - Kirrie, Jan 19, 10:33:38
  - Thanks... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:37:45
- Moaning, try not to get mugged or in a fight if you can help it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:26:56
  - Apols, S (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:28:07
    - I reckon you'll love it once you get into the swing of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:28:34
- On a serious note (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:26:13
  - Thanks... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:29:21
    - Barca at home to Alaves on sunday.6pm k/o (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:34:18
- I love Barcelona...I'll give you a call tomorrow and talk to you about it... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 10:20:50
  - Thanks Brandy... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:22:51
- Every time I have been there on business, what I did was to go (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 10:20:29
  - I know that place (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:28:21
  - Thank you Steve... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:24:01
    - Mare Magnum is the sea-front clubbing area (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 10:24:19
  - Oh, and of course (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 10:23:56
    - Is it safe for me to go to most of these places on my own?... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:26:37
      - Watch out on the Ramblas after midnight. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 10:32:17
        
        Very good tip (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 10:40:16
        
        Can't work out... (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 10:51:05
        
        *chortle and wheelies* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 11:05:52
        
        Yeh I was fucking wrecked one night and had my arm grabbed by one of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 10:42:48
        
        Classy stuff... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:42:08
        
        Nice... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:41:34
        
        Thanks... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:33:58
      - Yes. Just watch our for pick pockets around the Ramblas & Gothic Quarter. The safety is (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 10:29:55
- I hate when "questions" are posted so that the poster can boast... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 19, 10:17:23
  - Hardly boasting... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:21:37
    - Perhaps a little harsh on the lad, there Squiz. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Jan 19, 10:26:01
    - Megablub! The lady doth protest too much. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 19, 10:24:34
  - pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:18:01
    - Really? (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:24:33
      - hey! (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:30:11
- Baha beach club (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:12:22
  - They have a Baja Beach Club in Barcelona ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 10:25:01
    - Down by the marina (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:30:33
    - Indeed. And the queues for the taxis...tsk! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 10:27:51
      - Never queue in Barca! Stand on a corner and flag them down. They'll stop anywhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 10:31:18
        
        I realised that after a while... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 10:34:17
  - Having been on a weekend (ahem) in July... (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 10:19:38
    - :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 10:24:47
  - Suddenly nights of emptying the mini bar & watching tv seem fun.. :o (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:14:34
- Dwarf strip club? Think I menetioned that before and you didn't seem too keen. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 10:10:22
  - Hence why I put 'sensible answers only'.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:13:35
    - Don't do sensible answers. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 10:24:56
  - Strip club for dwaves, or a club where dwarves strip? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:12:04
    - I'm only 5ft 7 & a bit..... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 19, 10:15:33
    - Or just a very tiny strip club. Like a subbuteo one. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 19, 10:14:35
      - or a place where dwarves get together to help each other remove wallpaper (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 19, 10:16:41
Help needed for American litigation (General Chat) - Mr_Biff, Jan 19, 09:50:28
- good luck, you'll fucking need it... (General Chat) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 09:55:13
  - hope not (General Chat) - Mr_Biff, Jan 19, 10:02:58
    - The Cops should have told you at the time... (General Chat) - NJ_Canary, Jan 19, 11:15:10
      - no.. no ticket given out (n/m) (General Chat) - Mr_Biff, Jan 19, 13:23:00
    - I always wondered what the flashing traffic lights meant ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:05:29
From the Watford site... (NCFC) - Hudson and Landry, Jan 19, 09:49:19
- who gives a fuck if we havent won.... (NCFC) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 09:52:01
  - Are you TO7's twin brother? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 10:44:57
- could say that for a lot of players!! nm (n/m) (NCFC) - Mr_Biff, Jan 19, 09:51:35
- Yep, true. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:51:21
  - didnt know that either damn A.N.C. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 09:53:21
    - What's Winnie Mandella got to do with it? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 09:59:06
      - Freeeeeee-eee-eeee-eeee-eeee-eeee (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:01:43
        
        Dunno. Just looked like a good opportunity for a tenuous gag. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 19, 10:04:52
Greeno in the LCR last night... my mate asked him for a photo... (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 09:34:44
- Rubbish (Other Football) - conker, Jan 19, 09:53:09
  - well about 9 hrs old yup (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 09:53:51
    - He's a successful and popular footballer who'll go on to better things (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 09:57:21
      - haha nice one i think i'll go and cry now brrrrb (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 10:04:00
      - Nice use of "no-mark". (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:59:00
      - spot on (n/m) (Other Football) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 09:58:37
- Boll*x did he. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 09:51:26
- I Asked Greeno For His Autograph... (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Jan 19, 09:42:38
  - Hahaha - post of the day, for sure!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Greeny, Jan 19, 10:28:46
  - ROFL (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 19, 10:07:32
  - For the record... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:55:27
  - now youre being silly, greeno doing his own garden, Tschh (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 19, 09:44:08
  - sorry i forgot to laugh (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 09:43:40
- I'm sorry but I find that hard to beleive (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 19, 09:36:50
  - Well i wouldnt post it if it wasnt. I heard it loud and clear and flem stood between them (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 09:41:20
    - If Flem did that then Greeno's in real trouble (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 19, 09:43:59
      - yup exactly, dunno why greeno reacted like that, all the others were fine (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 09:47:43
- it wasnt brendon fearon was it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 19, 09:36:11
- Is this some kind of PK flashback? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Jan 19, 09:36:08
  - It was stoopish last time, wasn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:36:38
    - And this time. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 19, 09:52:28
      - I did wonder. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:58:04
- lol. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:35:48
- What's the LCR? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:35:21
  - Lower Common Room (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:36:17
    - Is that near the Jacquard? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:43:59
      - The UEA, Panda, the UEA. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:47:04
        
        Oh, I see, I went there many times... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:51:41
        
        probably, and i'm not any of the following... (Other Football) - Dumbfucker, Jan 19, 09:57:39
        
        Thats the place, am off to see the darkness nxt week!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jan 19, 09:54:47
Faria Alam's comments about black and asian people not winning reality shows ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:08:25
- I would rather a whitey won it cos I dont like the blacks on the show - colour no issue (n/m) (General Chat) - Norfolk Coast, Jan 19, 09:58:40
  - Doubt anyone'll bite on that, to be honest. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:11:15
- What did she say? (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 09:17:08
  - Err summat like (I heard it on the radio just 30 mins ago) ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:19:50
    - Hmmm. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 09:43:58
      - Yes, all of those are considerations - in fact Derek Laud (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:57:08
        
        Managed to miss out "on Five Live this morning" between "Laud" and "making" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 10:03:34
    - Also in a previous conversation... (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 19, 09:22:14
    - *started* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:20:56
- I think it was more to do with the fact... (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 19, 09:16:30
  - Clare and Shayne up the tree (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 19, 09:27:54
  - Exactly my point below. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:17:59
    - sooorrrreeeee!!! :oP (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 19, 09:20:47
- I would have thought that in teh current climate (General Chat) - south, Jan 19, 09:12:52
  - Well, they didn't win. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:16:13
    - Tis true... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:21:11
      - Spot On Mr Panda (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 19, 09:30:32
      - because the black girl... (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 19, 09:23:08
        
        Don't buy that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:28:52
      - Amen, brudder. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:21:49
- racist (n/m) (General Chat) - coney, Jan 19, 09:12:13
  - spastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:34:14
Sometimes my swear filters disappear... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:00:06
- That would be because its not very good at the moment... (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 19, 09:25:26
  - strtolower ($string) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:26:51
    - Geek (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 09:29:19
      - Ahoy hoy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:31:21
- Bollocks (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 09:04:43
  - A Profane Bloke? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 09:09:21
    - Evidently. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 09:11:02
  - Mine doesn't work then. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 19, 09:05:49
FAO AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 18, 17:02:34
- Face it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 17:03:38
  - Deal with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 17:03:46
    - Move on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 17:03:53
      - My response... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 18, 17:07:20
        
        Up yours cock nose. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 17:17:58
        
        night night. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 18, 17:25:55