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Would slaughtering Jason Mraz be classed as Euthanasia? (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:19:35
- Is he the new secetary general of the UN? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 16, 12:27:27
- Have to admit to a DNB41 moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:21:12
  - Yep, me too (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:21:26
    - I'm having a TomB41 moment (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:22:43
      - that's coz u lot iz well old innit - need to be street aaaiii! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 12:23:49
        
        i dont think AB41 is that old is he? Twennies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:26:07
        
        I love you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:29:26
        
        32 I'd say. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:27:31
        
        And the rest... (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:26:33
        
        32? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:29:40
        
        or 33. I seem to remember finding out that he is a very similar age to my son (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:30:30
        
        Add a 10 and a three and you're lot closer (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:30:28
        
        wish I had an iPhone, I bet there's a calcerlator on them (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:32:44
        
        Not possible, he still talks about having sproggs. That would be foolish (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:31:40
        
        mate of mine sired a pan lid at the grand old age of 53 last yare, his wife is 35 (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:33:52
        
        He needs certifying (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:36:00
        
        he do dutty! he had the old burma stare after he told me (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:38:15
        
        OG syndrome innit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 16, 12:33:29
        
        I know you can but it would be madness. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:36:37
vvvvv Aye oop, looks like it's time to pop out for an hour vvv (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 16, 11:40:33
- stick around and watch from a distance as he ups the troll levels (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:42:28
  - No success yet, and it's been ten minutes. Defcon Three in about five minutes, reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:46:21
    - he'll be hitching up his string underpants right now and one finger typing like a demented (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:49:12
      - shit i've been rumbled (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:53:44
      - hare go-we could be in the bottom 4 after satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 16, 11:52:24
        
        Sure hope so. Makes me feel so much more comfortable. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 16, 11:57:54
        
        You'll be in someones bottom after 4 on Saturday? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:55:12
        
        Would be an improvement on his current contraception methods (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 16, 12:00:19
        
        What his face? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 12:02:33
        
        if only he was doing that 3 little Selwyns ago... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 11:59:22
        
        K A B O O M ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 16, 11:53:40
So should I get an iPhone then? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:29:04
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 11:50:30
  - Why please? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:51:09
    - just to be different (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 12:00:35
      - But I hardly know anyone with an iPhone (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 12:14:05
        
        oh, well in that case get one (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 12:36:37
        
        Real people know that it's just a phone. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:16:07
- No (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:42:57
  - That's my only slight problem (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:46:18
    - You can buy a clear screen cover for pennies off of ebay. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:50:42
      - "app" - *shudder* (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 11:52:04
        
        Yeah, I only noticed at bottom of iPhone ads where it says... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:55:13
        
        Loads of them are free. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:05:18
        
        And I bet they're the real shit 'yeah, thanks for that', fun for five minutes ones (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 13:05:27
        
        Some of the free ones are brilliant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 13:08:46
        
        Out of morbid fascination for what people are prepared to pay for these apps... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 13:19:45
        
        OK. TomTom have just launched an iPhone version of their sat nav software. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 13:26:57
        
        Ouch. (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 14:01:20
        
        There's other sat navs, I think. I don't know - I don't use one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 14:05:46
        
        Hmmm. Would you be able to clip it onto your windscreen... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 14:10:09
        
        Yeah, sure - you can get generic widscreen sucker cradle things (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 14:31:11
        
        Read that and first thought you were referring to the 'suckers' that bought them! (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 16:03:23
        
        (Only noticed RECENTLY I meant) (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:55:34
        
        Smoe are good, some aren't. Some good ones are free n'all. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:57:21
    - I've got a touch screen phone and it drives me nuts (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 11:48:33
    - that and they are huge (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:47:53
      - Reminds me... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:01:58
      - and they make you look like a vaccuous, gimicky, gadget geek (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 11:49:43
        
        ...and those are the other reasons I abide them (Tomby & DNB) (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:57:50
        
        and they can't resist forever going on about how good they are (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:52:44
        
        Ah right, so they still rely on 3G coverage then? (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:03:26
        
        No, they use it if it's available, and don't if it's not. They don't rely on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:11:11
        
        apparently for satnav and stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:08:53
        
        It uses assisted GPS, like most of the smart phones- regular GPS (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:12:26
        
        QED^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:16:29
        
        Would these be the satnavs that entice you to a cliff and encourage you to drive off? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:10:22
        
        Look out......Sir iCliff Richards!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:12:21
        
        Have you heard the adverts for that feckin games machine thing (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 11:55:42
        
        fucking madness (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:06:47
        
        American dream (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 16, 12:10:20
        
        there's so much to admire in the american dream to be fair (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:15:40
        
        What does me is those digital books... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:06:10
        
        Built in rechargeable battery, charges from USB (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Sep 16, 12:45:14
        
        Yeah I suppose it would have studenty textbook usage if EVERYTHING was available on them (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:51:01
        
        i really doubt it gets kids into reading (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:11:01
        
        What if you drop it in the bath? Not a kid, an ebook reader thing? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:15:07
        
        that has always been my argument against 'books on pc' (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 12:24:04
        
        that's my feelings on the subject too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 12:29:14
        
        Yes, well, lack of dropping-in-bath risk on a commuter train. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:29:03
        
        Had a nose at the spec for one in Argis catalogue... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:45:29
        
        Argis; it's like Argos but without the class. (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:46:00
        
        it's fucking HUGE now (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:49:45
        
        plus, who the hell would take a computer on holiday with them? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:35:18
        
        me, i do (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 12:41:00
        
        Was about to say why wouldn't you be doing holiday things (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:48:17
        
        oh aye, we do all that too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 13:05:26
        
        Rain? (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 13:16:09
        
        ('You're' obviously.) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:53:58
        
        Blimey. Can't ever imagine doing that, even when we had nippers. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:44:54
        
        Exactly my thinking. (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:56:58
        
        oooooh, good point on the sunlight & sand issue (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 12:30:22
        
        i love books (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:21:38
        
        Me n'all. I've got loads of them, all over the place. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:24:58
        
        You go to a library or return to the charity shop. Go on, DO IT. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:28:55
        
        zackly (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:28:18
        
        Yes. I love re-reading stuff I loved as a kid. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:37:35
        
        my weird choice of re-read book (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 12:50:40
        
        'real trash tec novels' (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 13:00:40
        
        no tec as in detective (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 13:03:34
        
        Oh right. (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 13:13:10
        
        I think it's quite normal (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 13:17:10
        
        Robert (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 13:11:48
        
        I wouldn't have known any better. (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 13:13:45
        
        i'm like that with the Red Dwarf Omnibus (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 12:45:56
        
        I love Winnie the Pooh and Wind in the Willows. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:42:59
        
        Alice in Wonderland is good like that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:48:12
        
        When I was moving I came accross my old copies of Treasure Island, Beu Geste, (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:58:26
        
        The best way to get books, other than the library, is t Oxfam shop (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 12:09:22
        
        I was with someone who had one in Edgbaston (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:54:20
        
        Other than asking the locals of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:04:17
        
        get one then (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:00:06
        
        I'm about to put Snow Leopard on my MacBook (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 12:15:32
        
        you'd have been better of deleting safari and throwin 35 quid down the crapper (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 12:25:16
- NO! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:41:26
- I like my iPhone and I am not exactly Mr Tech (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 16, 11:38:26
- Yes. Ignoring all the lovers and haters, they are just brilliant things to have and use. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:36:06
- Well, obviously, yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:36:05
  - Not really (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:38:49
    - btw (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 11:49:23
- If you want to be a fashion led, conformist, sheep yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 11:33:14
  - That's two ayes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:36:00
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 16, 11:30:56
  - I have decided to let the Wrath decide - wisdom of crowds (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:33:14
    - Does mine count? I'm an ageing hippy apparently. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 11:34:02
Hey Mr Cube, how was your day? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:12:24
- I want to dig out his greatest hits now... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:28:16
  - Right: I've given myself 68mins14secs more time to fuck about on here... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 13:11:26
- Absoflippinlutely brilliant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:17:11
  - me too (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:21:19
  - Tis quality et unt? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:20:32
    - I once fucked around and got a triple double you know. You should have been there - that (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:34:01
      - Did you get any static from the cowards? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:38:00
        
        No, none at all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:38:24
        
        Word. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:41:49
so no takeover but Hucks retiring (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 10:39:26
- Campaign to change The Gunn Club to The "Hucks" Club, I wonder? (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 16, 11:43:27
- Yep in 23 years of supporting Norwich, I have never loved a player more, and a player who (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 16, 10:59:56
  - You're forgetting Dean Coney. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:04:38
    - One of my earliest city memories was him bumming a ghoul in (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 16, 11:21:34
      - Against Nigel Spink for the Villa. His one and only ghoul for us. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:24:33
        
        He should be in the NCFC "Back Passage of Infamy" (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:26:20
        
        Do you remember what season we drew with Arsenal live on ITV, it would have been either 86 (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 16, 11:26:16
        
        Vaguely. I remember us beating them 1-0 on boxing day ish around that time. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:30:34
        
        Someone must remember this game???? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 16, 11:41:11
    - Adrian Coote (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 16, 11:08:31
    - And Dave Striker. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 16, 11:08:19
    - and Winton Rufer - he was MY fave. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:07:34
      - i always had a soft spot for gary holt and adam drury and volley king cureton (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:09:38
        
        RSMXLL (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:10:58
- disgraceful how he was treated! If we had him we'd still be in the prem and pushing for (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:48:24
- could do a charidee game for him in the summer (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 10:42:34
- Agreed. Maybe he's taking over though. Just for one game. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:40:47
  - perhaps that will be our new direction (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 10:42:25
    - One more board!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:45:21
      - they could sell "guest" directorships (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:55:07
        
        Don't forget complimentary match programme and Bill Punton as matchday host (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:33:23
        
        It could be one of the week's tasks on The Apprentice (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:34:33
        
        I think that bird could fly. Get on to the club, run it up the flagpole and see if anyone (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:58:49
        
        be daft not to really (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:00:39
        
        Let's contextualise you proposal some more, dance around it a bit and see if we can end up (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:03:12
        
        i'm up for that, should we bring a design team onboard? (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:06:05
        
        No need, we have in-house designers capable of running with the brief. I'll hook up with (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:11:28
        
        what happened to the design agency spun out by the club (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 11:20:42
        
        one more revamp for the badge!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:23:27
        
        They weren't up to speed finance wise and they had to derail that option pronto and outsou (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:23:04
        
        same old story (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:24:31
      - one more sherry for delia!!! (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 10:47:18
        
        I think she's had enough. I do miss Doomy though. In a rofllol kind of way. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:49:00
        
        does McNobby do a weekly column in the EDP? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 10:52:08
        
        Does he bird. He's too busy sharpening his stiletto knife. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:56:53
        
        the end of the first board meeting (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 16, 11:25:26
        
        That is close to the truth I reckon. He roosts under the roof of the J-rold. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 11:33:50
FAO All web geeks (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 10:02:59
- With hosting? (General Chat) - NorfolkSteve, Sep 16, 11:18:53
- You want to speak to mbk. He does them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:38:36
  - I will keep posting this until he or someone replies (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:01:15
    - You have mail. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 16, 11:06:29
      - Cheers - will reply... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:13:19
      - what does teh mail say? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:10:39
        
        MAMA! MAMA! AROOOOOOOOGAH! Oh my tiny, weeping children, my saline-covered babies! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Sep 16, 11:39:08
        
        ^^^selwyn^^^ (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 16, 11:51:00
        
        ^^^ Misdirection. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:52:32
    - Just simple static pages? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:06:25
- 9 pounds (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:30:41
Milton fucking Keynes though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 09:50:15
- SK:Head (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 16, 10:40:55
- MK:Dons (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:10:35
- Reminds me... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 10:05:23
  - Don't think Surrey has (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 10:58:24
    - Depends if you count Crystal Palace or not ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 16, 11:02:05
      - nah, I don't count CP as Surrey! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 16, 11:10:48
  - Jesus! Been busy burrowing away for the info; didn't think I'd spark this much debate! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 10:54:46
    - Ginge....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:13:30
      - Too fucking right! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:09:01
  - gloucester, worcester - both cities, both have non league teams... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:23:32
    - but can you answer this ? (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Sep 16, 10:41:41
      - (south does quite well at top of board) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:17:06
      - no....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:44:55
        
        well please accept my humblest apols then (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Sep 16, 10:52:03
        
        apol bogies accepted........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:07:09
    - They also have cheese and/or sauce (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:31:09
      - love cheese rolling...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:45:43
  - Ely and Salisbury for a start (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 16, 10:18:34
    - Correct (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:14:13
  - from the guardian newspaper dot dot dot (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:10:29
    - Interesting, BUT... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:27:33
      - Mind you... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:30:18
    - Good old Grauniad. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:10:57
      - no no (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:14:22
        
        Yes but Grauniad. It's funny because they used to do wrong spellings, do you see? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:19:32
        
        oh, is that the joke then? Oh my god!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:26:39
        
        It is, and I knew you'd love it when it was explained to you. Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:35:29
        
        it's very funny. i might use it myself now at parties (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:39:37
        
        Haha, SMite. Brilliant. That's my new favourite. That and the Daily Laim. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:48:14
        
        But the point is (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 16, 10:53:16
        
        ooooooh, get her! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:57:05
        
        Thank the Lord there is a sharp legal mind around to point that out. I didn't know that an (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:55:34
        
        Classic dipsomaniac logic (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 16, 10:44:47
        
        Whisper very quietly (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 10:28:36
        
        is there a famous twitterer worth a look? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:32:45
        
        Peter Serafinowizczczczcz is funny (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 16, 11:00:51
        
        "Fox News has come a long way since the days when they just used to report on foxes." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 11:09:35
        
        Made I laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:24:59
        
        ha ha, now I'm going to have to have a shufty (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:12:35
  - Obviously Cornwall doesn't have a League team ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 16, 10:07:38
    - Cornwall is not an official city (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:15:40
      - From Tombs Guardian link... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 12:36:07
- Ahhhhh you say that BUT we ended up here after the game..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 09:52:33
  - Management request smart dress only: No tracksuits/trainers/shorts/vests (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 16, 10:17:47
    - Thought that one myself! (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:06:37
      - pot calling kettle fucking black here! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:08:13
        
        Haha! I was wearing trainers and a hoodie Monday too! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:47:54
    - do you think it'd be ok to wear a vest under a shirt? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:41:00
      - its never ok to wear a vest under a shirt. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:49:29
    - because.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:21:37
      - i never wear trainers or trackies (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:44:56
    - "Evening Gunga Din, goodness gracious me, chicken vindaloos all round then." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 10:20:55
  - that looks fantastic (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 09:56:51
    - its fucking brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:22:05
      - my researchers tell me there is a bigger indian restaurant in cleckheaton though (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:42:32
        
        i'll be sure to pay it a visit then....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:47:08
        
        chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 11:28:11
  - If it's the biggest Indian in Europe (if not the world)... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 09:55:47
    - actually........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:20:20
      - Tandoori trout with basmati rice? (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:02:06
        
        especially for my ol'mucker Ginge...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:09:43
        
        Blimey! Sounds nice, cheers. (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:51:55
    - Also... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 09:58:28
      - Good MK Poppadoms? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 16, 10:12:40
        
        MK:Poppadons (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:22:13
        
        they were MK:Lovely (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:26:56
        
        Did you try an MK:Donner kebab from the MK:Donner kebab shop? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:37:38
        
        No, but we had MK:Pie's MK:bottlesofcarlsberg at halftime... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:50:48
        
        Bloke in front of me got a refund on his 'Jumbo Cornish Pasty' (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 11:05:23
        
        now we all know how they paid for that stadium! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:10:39
- Maynard f**ing Keynes (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 16, 09:51:10
EARNEST! (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 22:36:13
- Don't do it. Tombs will tell you off for laughing at them, when what you (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 22:41:44
  - troll (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 15, 22:43:39
    - Entirely (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 22:45:09
    - and a little cunt to boot (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 22:43:56
      - I don't agree with bad language (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 15, 22:48:21
        
        Unless people start chosing to express themselves to my satisfaction, then I'll continue (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 22:52:05
        
        dont do this - it's ugly. Keep it between you two. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 22:53:30
        
        am I the only one lost already on this particular thread? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 15, 22:55:19
        
        yep. It is pants making his point about his spat with blindas. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 22:58:32
        
        I've asked this before (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 23:08:39
        
        Well, (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 23:15:58
        
        Not wanting to stick my tuppence ha'penny in, but... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Sep 15, 23:22:40
        
        Well considering Charles is going round calling people trolls all day, chipping in as (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 23:22:10
        
        I said it twice (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 16, 01:00:04
        
        I dont think you have started anything. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 23:30:54
        
        I agree with some of that (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 23:59:53
        
        7 seconds? You really did want to get the last word in there, didn't you?! (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Sep 16, 00:08:40
        
        As my old man (never) used to say... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Sep 15, 23:25:18
        
        that's something to look forward to then (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 15, 23:06:17
        
        I've been paraphrasing someone else throughout it (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 22:57:36
        
        not at all (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 15, 22:56:45
        
        basically, it's ok to swear your balls off at me (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 23:00:20
        
        I wasn't being serious about the language (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 15, 23:07:38
        
        ta (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 23:09:40
        
        you appear to have gone madder than normal (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 15, 23:02:19
        
        ta (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 23:04:11
        
        you are very welcome (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 15, 23:08:10
        
        True (Other Football) - pants, Sep 15, 23:10:51
        
        to share a little guilty secret between us two (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 15, 23:15:26
        
        even Yellalee? (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 15, 22:53:01
        
        skin of a rhino (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 22:54:25
Glenn Roeder's final Norwich team vs Paul Lambert's team from last night (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 16:17:19
- I loiked that, quite funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 15, 16:54:30
- Surely "Otsemobor's head fell off"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:21:40
- Ha ha (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 16:21:19
- That actually happened (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 16:21:07
- That's very good. I particularly liked "onwalking". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 16:20:05
- Proof enough for me ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:19:37
- You've ony gone and brought it to the top. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:19:20
  - troll (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 16:33:44
    - You disgust me (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 16:38:15
      - no, love (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 16:41:11
- please sir, there's another one at it sir (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:18:38
  - No it's not like that, cos I've been looking at this (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:20:11
    - i was at that game so of the 2 of us only i am allowed to comment on it (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:22:47
      - No but, I compared something with the same thing, so my point is now valid (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:23:47
        
        that's it, blame everyone else for your failings to get your point across (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:41:35
        
        mentalist! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:48:59
        
        ... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:50:58
        
        All that below cos your spazzy head couldn't process the point I was making (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:56:33
        
        that's it, just bring it all up again... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 17:00:12
        
        But you did have a point though, comparing something with the same thing (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 17:03:50
        
        "and even the very you did mean, that wasn't relevant, was a valid point" (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 17:10:30
        
        You've no idea what that means? Even though you posted the same link twice (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 17:41:00
anyway despite everything (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:01:30
- He could askou out anytime he wanted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:02:16
  - I'd say no obviously (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:03:54
    - I love him too. In a manly kind of way. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:04:37
      - I don't think you're alone (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:06:25
        
        Jens. Great name too. Solid, manly, dependable. He holds doors open for ladies. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:09:26
        
        ^^^ A little bit gay for Jens. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 16:10:30
        
        Well he would shore me up at the back and plug any holes in my rearguard. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:12:43
        
        I don't think Jens would go for a beer with jafski (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 16:11:26
        
        Jens comes out for Bacardis with me all the time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:16:41
        
        not that Jens (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:18:00
        
        Does the Jens who plays for Norwich like The Smiths and Pedro Almodovar films? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:18:35
        
        oh that's starting to sound a bit coincidental (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:20:39
        
        Otto's Jens (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 16:23:44
        
        That's not Jens, that's Anonymous. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:24:30
        
        I've seen Jens on the telly, and I love him from that. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:23:34
        
        we should sponsor him next season (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:41:04
        
        ^^^ still getting over Peter Thorne ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 16:17:51
        
        Stupet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:18:58
        
        OK (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 16:24:17
        
        Who has? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 16:25:01
        
        I'd understand that, it would be unsad. I'd buy him a pint, we'd drink in silence and part (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:15:03
        
        I think OG and AB are jealous that you're ahead of them (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:19:04
        
        I think you're right. I saw him first ladies, get in line. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:20:22
        
        You might not say it, but he'd know (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 16:16:35
        
        If you gave him the wink and the gun, he'd shake his head sadly and frown. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 16:16:12
        
        No, he'd return with the wink and the almost imperceptible triple head nod. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:18:43
        
        You know that's not true. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 16:22:37
        
        Get behind me in the Jens Love Line. Who'll be lucky Pierre? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:25:23
        
        sending a peanut the length of Hall Road (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 16:21:32
        
        Without even looking up from his pint. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:23:05
        
        Then stare at his shoes for a bit (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 16:17:17
        
        Unsad = happy. I meant unsaid. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 15, 16:15:38
The future? (NCFC) - hairyolaf, Sep 15, 14:57:50
- Blimey, good job Selwyn is still rowing back from Spain (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 15, 15:09:51
- Watching Sunderland absolutely kill us showed me where we are (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:00:49
  - We actually played well against sunderland... (NCFC) - Alan, Sep 15, 15:15:56
    - On that subject, I angered you after the Wigan game (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:39:44
    - the thing about that Sunderland match was (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:18:02
      - Hang on a minute... I agreed he'd win some slams :S (NCFC) - Alan, Sep 15, 15:22:19
        
        I don't remember to be honest (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:24:20
  - please sir, he's trolling again sir (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:11:41
    - You've gone and ballsed that up, good and proper. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 15:13:42
      - sorry sir, try not to do it again sir (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:17:13
        
        It made no sense either (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:18:36
        
        are you capable of following User Posted Links? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:22:17
        
        Yeah, you implied that much of last nights team (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:24:45
        
        Isn't he talking about the 2008 MK game? (n/m) (NCFC) - JPM, Sep 15, 15:26:52
        
        no i didn't, and if you followed the links in my original post you'll see that for yoursel (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:26:23
        
        Except he won't, because you linked to the same match twice ... ;) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 15:27:20
        
        I think you fucked up the links (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 15:27:13
        
        oops... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:31:16
        
        I'm now totally lost (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 15:37:20
        
        I'm afraid that's the point, to deviate away from what I said (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:43:22
        
        why would you bother bringing up Roeder if it wasn't to troll? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:49:08
        
        Because I keep hearing about how things are improving here (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:00:30
        
        i'm sort of with you up to the mentioning of Roeder bit (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:14:03
        
        haha, even if it turns out to be true? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:16:47
        
        no... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:32:14
        
        oh, I'll finish on this (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:02:18
        
        (you'd have done yourself a better service by not including this odd and rambly (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:10:55
        
        Ahh the scrampton winner (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:14:56
        
        stop being a trolling cunt and i'll have no reason to call you a trolling cunt (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:30:39
        
        So you didn't completely miss the point I was making whilst others did? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 16:36:36
        
        Please don't ever use that colon between "MK" and "dons" ever again. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 15:55:50
        
        MK:Dons it up your arse (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:07:47
        
        incredible (NCFC) - pants, Sep 15, 15:36:02
        
        I believe he was saying that Roeder's last team (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:26:14
        
        Sorry to bust in on your action... what he was saying (I think it's clear).. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 15, 15:31:45
        
        Which, to be fair, it wasn't, really. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 15:26:35
        
        oh I don't know, was too boring to look (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:27:05
        
        Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 15:27:42
  - To be fair, Sunderland are actually quite a good side now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 15:01:31
    - sunderland are a premiership side and we are league 1.... (NCFC) - hairyolaf, Sep 15, 15:44:06
    - And we had three quite important injuries last night (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:07:23
      - little whisper (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 15:10:20
    - thought we were quite good vs Sunderland (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:07:09
      - Even then we missed a really good chance to pull it back to 3-2 (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 15:09:00
        
        Yep - until Hughes went off we were controlling the game (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:11:50
        
        Until Hughes went off, some of the one-touch passing and movement off the ball (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 15:14:58
        
        Acneboy lives round here somewhere (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 15:17:18
        
        correct (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:13:07
        
        I guess because we don't have the strength in depth (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:13:59
        
        can we afford them? (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:14:31
        
        Maybe if we get rid of Doc and Hooly and Russell (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:15:52
        
        maybe but when are we allowed to do business again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:17:35
        
        now (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:18:48
        
        now (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 15:18:08
        
        no I meant the selling business (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:19:46
        
        Irrelevant, cos there's no market for Doc or Rusty (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 15, 15:26:12
        
        Fair point (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:28:16
        
        now (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:24:25
        
        we can sell players? (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 15, 15:25:06
        
        it's to make us be creative about our selling (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:34:17
        
        (or rather Preston have been creative about their selling...) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:34:57
        
        Now (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:18:04
        
        Yeah, until Hughes went off and Lappin moved I thought we'd win at a canter. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 15:12:42
        
        how long is he out for? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 15:12:16
        
        Oh, and Chadwick can fuck right off (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:17:35
        
        see above^^^ (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 15:18:26
        
        "hopefully not as bad we first thought" (NCFC) - JPM, Sep 15, 15:15:31
        
        First thought he was dead (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:16:40
        
        Dunno - achilles, potentially not good (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 15, 15:14:23
Bollocks, balls and ladyflaps. Missed out on tickets for the Nimmo Twins again! I need fou (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 15, 14:46:24
- why would you bother with them, when you could also go see this (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 14:53:53
  - Tom O'Connor! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 14:58:20
    - Haha. Brilliant show at the playhouse that was. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 15, 15:00:19
  - I'd rather poke my (japs) eye out with a shitty stick. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 15, 14:55:34
    - there are people that would pay good money for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 14:58:18
      - oh, and (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 14:59:18
        
        This time next year Sea-sick Steve will be back to busking outside festival gates. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 15, 16:01:11
        
        i'd but 10p and an old button in his hat if he is (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 16:37:43
- I have 2 tickets for the Olsen twins, will that do? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 15, 14:52:39
  - These two... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 15, 14:57:11
    - Terrible photoshoppering there - the one on the right has got a head four sizes too big. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 15:13:16
      - they have heads? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 15:27:06
    - I have to kidnap them first but when I catch them in my butterfly net, the 1st two tickets (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 15, 15:06:21
      - Can't wait. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 15, 15:12:01
    - Beige globes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 14:59:48
      - Four of the fuckers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 15, 15:00:46
Lump on Aquilani (Betting) - Charles21, Sep 15, 14:35:09
- She's a genie in a bottle (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 14:42:14
- I'll take Kuyt at 14's (n/m) (Betting) - chuftncfc, Sep 15, 14:42:07
fao: snakey (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:40:09
- Sorry. I dont. (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 15, 11:51:40
  - it's not me and i wouldn't be worried if it was (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:55:39
    - Medicals have been around for a long long time in corporate hiring. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 15, 11:58:40
      - I've never had one... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 12:01:43
        
        i have had countless drug tests, not a problemo (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 12:08:07
      - I know. consent has to be given though surely? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 12:01:16
        
        I'm with you Tombs. Pretty sure there's no law requiring me to provide a sample of blood (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 12:04:53
        
        I think I'd tell them that, as long as I could do the job, what I do (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 12:11:07
        
        ^^^Hardcore drug user speaks^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 12:12:22
        
        Nope, hardcore "anti employers wanting to own you body and soul" (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 12:13:26
        
        ^^^ ageing hippy ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 12:15:42
        
        yep, bang on (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 12:16:32
        
        Doesn't it work like this? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 12:09:20
        
        Yes, exactly - if you resufe to supply a sample, when applying for a job (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 12:13:32
        
        Wouldn't that ensure that no one under 30 would ever get a job? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 12:12:23
        
        esp blood tests (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 12:11:19
What was yesterdays freebie comic in The Guardian?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 11:32:18
- G2 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 11:53:46
  - Roffle (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 15, 11:56:43
- Roy of the Rovers... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 11:34:57
- Woy of the Wovers (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 11:34:22
  - Fuck - really?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 11:35:33
    - I've got it. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 11:43:07
      - Really? Nice one and will do... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 11:45:07
        
        He's the Unabomber (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 11:47:05
        
        Fuckin' 'ell - that's quite a jump from being Tehwatch ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 11:47:42
        
        You aren't Tehwatch (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 11:49:28
        
        Thank you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 11:50:34
        
        Are you KDDD then? And you should have email... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 11:56:23
        
        Have you got one of these? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 11:53:36
        
        It annoys the FUCK out of me that is fo sho (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 12:05:11
        
        That's ace. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 11:57:57
        
        Brilliant. Getting one of those. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 11:55:55
        
        (Although I reckon it's either Pangler or MBK) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 11:50:51
        
        If you blow up Una Stubbs I'll not be best pleased (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:49:27
See if you can pick me out in these photos... (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 11:23:38
- do you look like you dad.... 'cause that's the only way I'd recognise you (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 15, 12:57:39
  - Yes, a bit...tall, dark hair (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 13:05:43
- Are you the tart in the spray on dress? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 15, 11:59:41
  - Rumbled (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 12:09:54
- are you the speccy twat? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:45:49
  - Not when i'm wearing contact lenses no (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 11:47:38
    - OK.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:50:23
      - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 11:51:11
        
        i shall print them all off now (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:53:11
        
        It would be nice if you'd finish solving the TH mystery first before... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 11:59:45
        
        cold case intut (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 12:17:20
        
        Make sure you stick the printoffs onto a perspex wall, and write salient details under eac (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 11:58:12
- Here you are (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 11:32:21
- On the further photo, if that girls dress was just a little bit shorter, you would (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 11:30:29
- I don't understand. Why are people holding up empty picture frames? (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 11:26:26
  - it's a marketing campaign to flog norfolk (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:36:35
    - Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 11:38:02
    - Norfolk was not a horse when I last looked (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 15, 11:37:20
      - What animal would Norfolk be? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 11:45:15
        
        Coypu or poomer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 11:46:01
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:41:33
is it legal for an employer to insist staff have blood tests? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 10:47:21
- yes. very common with large corps these days. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 15, 10:58:25
  - really, blood testing? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 11:02:28
    - Common or not, still doubt it's legal. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 11:03:59
      - It is legal and it does happen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 15, 11:26:21
        
        Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 11:26:48
        
        Drug use. A firm does not have to hire you if it finds illegal drugs (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 15, 11:28:46
        
        Ah. F****ing good job they didn't do that 40 years ago :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 11:30:13
        
        Mighjt have picked up your two halves of mild and bitter plus a Woodbine (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 11:35:08
        
        It might (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 11:35:57
- Shouldn't have thought so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 10:48:15
  - me too, all i can giylf is consent is required for alcohol/drug and genetic testing (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 10:50:18
So what was "peony"? It hasn't dawned on me yet. (n/m) (Other Football) - DNB41, Sep 15, 09:37:50
- Pee Enn Eee! Pee Enn Eee! (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 09:41:15
  - Ah (n/m) (Other Football) - DNB41, Sep 15, 09:47:00
- PNE. Preston Nob End innit. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 15, 09:39:33
this is rather fun (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 09:26:38
- I'm training in 30 minutes so that'll get me away from him. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 15, 09:30:38
  - no need ive got 4 mons cred left (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 15, 09:33:54
    - You missed tyhe "g" out of that (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 15, 09:41:08
    - mins lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 15, 09:34:09
  - what are you doing in traynun? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 09:32:06
    - I ran 11 miles last night, in traynun, most of them uphill (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 09:34:11
      - i watched it on that brand new sky channel. rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 09:37:56
      - Felt sorry for my mate, his little un wouldn't settle then his boss came round so was 30 (General Chat) - megson, Sep 15, 09:36:15
*cough* *clears throat* (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 15, 09:20:57
- Happy Buffday (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 09:40:00
- are you Klobo05 now? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 15, 09:26:01
- Hippo bathday. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 09:25:28
- Happy birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 15, 09:23:58
- happy birthday! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 15, 09:23:29
- Happy birthday Klobo (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 15, 09:21:51
Milton fucking Keynes though! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 08:46:40
- Indeed. I'm still harbouring an impotent rage, not entirely sure at who though. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 15, 08:51:01
  - lol we were shit and deserved fuck all-what game were u watching (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 15, 09:06:40
    - ^^^^^^ direct impotent rage here ^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 15, 09:17:38
    - we were. But we did get injuries (General Chat) - JPM, Sep 15, 09:17:29
      - excuses excuses,same old shit, if this,if that,fact is we lost again. (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 15, 09:19:19
        
        Oh fuck off you annoying cunt. (rage directed) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 15, 09:29:30
        
        oh right. Sorry - new on here, I thought it was a place for debate (General Chat) - JPM, Sep 15, 09:20:44
        
        You've just been Selwyned. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 09:25:11
        
        but i dont post porn-unlike some on here (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 15, 09:29:00
        
        Selwyn social barometer: porn = bad; racism = good. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 09:30:46
        
        what about racist porn? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 15, 09:54:00
        
        its not but we lost 2-1 FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 15, 09:23:16
        
        Just stick selwyn on ignore (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 15, 09:23:07
I spent the whole match thinking the home 'fans' were 'chanting' (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 08:07:20
- Who is the mk:fan anyway? Is he a former Wimbledon fan that still follows the side (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 08:56:44
  - I am fairly certain that it is an MK resident (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 08:59:46
- When we played Preston years ago (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 15, 08:44:10
  - ^^^ I've had the same at Preston North End (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 15, 08:48:35
    - wanky peony wanky peony (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 15, 09:00:16
      - Years and Years ago (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 15, 09:07:37
Who off of on here is going to Carlisle? Carl Isle? Car Lisle? C Arlisle? (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 15:54:13
- i'm going (NCFC) - double hipness, Sep 14, 19:26:05
- berlinder carlisle (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 16:30:14
- Possibly, when is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 15:59:18
  - Hmm. 10th Oct - might Wedge it up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 16:00:19
    - I'm going to see The Slits that evening. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 14, 16:24:04
      - It is. It is fucking miles away. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 16:25:32
        
        I like Carlisle me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 16:27:35
        
        Why don't you MARRY it then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 14, 16:27:58
        
        Because I married Glenn Roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 16:29:06
        
        Thank you for not pointing out the essential childishness of my comment. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 14, 16:30:19
        
        I was admiring the speed of the reply (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 16:34:43
    - Wedge it right up. It's your Civic duty. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:04:06
    - Fuck me. Asser long way away, intut? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 16:03:08
      - Not in the wedge of dreams it isn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:04:27
        
        Googlemappage says to go via Scotch Corner. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 16:07:06
        
        That's f***in stupid. You just need to get to the M6. From you (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:09:58
        
        I thought that (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 14, 16:10:52
        
        Yes, me too, "Stupid Googlemappge," I thought, "Any fule kno you want the M6". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 16:14:16
        
        I love that bit when you've just gone past the Kendal turn though (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 14, 16:17:34
        
        So you'll come? Wonderful. Meeting in the Rugby club near the ground. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:15:42
        
        True, but picture, you and Mrs AB, in the wedge, freedom of her majesty's Great British hi (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:09:03
        
        She could go to the Eddie Stobbard Fan Club Shop while AB (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:12:29
        
        Or just marvel at the architecture. Look at this beautiful view. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:14:32
        
        This is a better view, en route (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:18:11
        
        Is that you? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:20:25
        
        Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:23:23
        
        Not in the foreground, in the white Audi A3 northbound. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:29:56
        
        Nope, Volvoo man, me (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:41:03
        
        You aint gonna get a wedge up there (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 14, 16:18:59
        
        Yebbut they didn't have a piccie in the opposite direction. He'll (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:20:46
        
        That looks like Hitchin (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:15:47
        
        'Itchin 'ent got 'ills like that in the background. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 16:17:24
        
        Indeed. It's the ultimate redeeming feature of shit northern towns (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:19:04
        
        I think the centre of Carlisle is okay. (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 14, 16:20:05
        
        The police station is in the middle of the town centre (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 16:55:59
        
        It is. There's a nice old house in the middle that someone famous used to live in (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:23:08
        
        hope it's not windy (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 14, 16:08:08
        
        Better then in the snoo, judging by those hoooooge tall poles at the side of it (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:13:35
- No (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 14, 15:57:53
  - Oh go on. It's nearly in another country. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:05:49
    - I would have (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 14, 16:07:27
      - That's an amazing coincidence. I once went out with a girl with the surname Newport-Panell (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:11:17
        
        I knew you'd be fascinated (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 14, 16:18:57
        
        Your Carlisle credentials check out and are indeed impeccable. May not of time for hills (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 16:31:48
        
        I once went out with a girl (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 14, 16:14:51
        
        Called Sue Brunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 14, 16:17:53
IMPORTANT WRATH BOARD POLL: Sony (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 14, 15:18:06
- C (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 15:27:33
- All three variations have been used in conversations with me today. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 14, 15:27:06
  - Such are the quirks of English, though... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 14, 15:32:12
    - like sutherners say the c word with an a instead of a u (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 15:36:24
      - That's Londoners, you cUnt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 14, 16:18:44
        
        :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 16:25:02
    - Billy Joel (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 14, 15:35:07
- SUNI (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 15:20:45
- c (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Sep 14, 15:20:34
- c (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 15:19:50
- C (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 14, 15:18:49
- Sew Knee (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 15:18:46
- c (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 14, 15:18:43
Curo- Lambo's love child?, discuss (OK he would of started young) (NCFC) - Tonypowellshandbag, Sep 14, 15:02:03
- Seriously....start Cody? (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Sep 14, 17:01:28
- He kept Barnsley up last year (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 15:21:22
  - GET IN THERE (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 14, 15:23:32
    - accompanied by a photograph of an empty picture frame (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 15:26:58
      - World Class Roeder? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 14, 15:37:03
        
        Dunno (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 15:41:49
- i would only say Lambo think Cody and Martin (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 14, 15:09:08
- of, bin, tonite, wot, wot, see's. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 15:07:16
  - You forgot 'gonna' numpt, oh theres anuvva one! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tonypowellshandbag, Sep 14, 15:11:44
- OK he would HAVE started young (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 14, 15:07:04
- The long ball is always aimed at Holt though (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 14, 15:06:13
Milton fucking Keynes though! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 14:29:52
- Dont go. It's feckin horrible and the "beer" (their description) is a horrendous price. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 14, 14:35:17
  - i'm looking forward to it though! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 14:40:39
    - and the hotel room after - dirty boy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 14:41:11
      - lol!!!! 0898 MK FILTHYWHORES (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 14:43:58
        
        ^^^ Panda's direct dial ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 15:03:48
Sweepstake - The Sacking of Roy Keane (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 14, 14:02:35
- Dec. 12 (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 14, 15:51:40
- Need to see a recent reading from the stubbleometer first. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 14:27:21
- hmmm, all depends on his beard growth.... 3/4" stubble and he'll walk... (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 14:10:13
- October 21st (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 14, 14:05:44
- His next match will be a benchmark (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 14, 14:04:50
Milton Keynes can fuck right off, can't they? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 13:35:55
- I've gone and done 2 residentual training courses just outside Milton Keynes... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 14:01:11
- It's a terrible place (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 14, 13:42:51
  - oi fuggin hates it roit off. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 13:45:26
  - The shopping centre is HORRIBLE (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 14, 13:45:07
    - I think you have to be a certain type of person to live there (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 14, 13:49:01
      - The mind boggles (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 14, 13:54:55
        
        My mind boggles at the idea of anyone wanting a suit. (n/m) (Other Football) - DNB41, Sep 14, 14:33:32
        
        a kaftan and ssndels more your style ceebeebee's? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 14:48:35
        
        Nope, jeans and polo shirt (n/m) (Other Football) - DNB41, Sep 14, 14:53:36
        
        I know this sums up my shallow nature (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 14, 13:57:27
Has anyone seen Harper's Island? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 14, 11:45:44
- Been plussing it, but haven't started watching. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 12:44:23
  - Hard to say (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 14, 13:19:19
- No, is it near monkey island? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 14, 11:48:12
FAO: Know alls; parental advice required (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:49:52
- open door and apply boot to backside with the words "see you in a couple of years" (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 14, 12:53:17
- You give them a loan which they pay you back when earning. (General Chat) - Army Boy, Sep 14, 11:32:21
  - Correct answer (General Chat) - scruffy, Sep 14, 11:59:08
- thanks one and all (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 11:21:11
  - Will force mine to go to UEA and live at home (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 14, 11:22:39
    - the yoof they dun't want to stay local though (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 11:28:16
    - by the time yours are uni-age (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 11:24:07
      - Only 7 years... (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 14, 11:34:18
        
        you're probably not far from the truth (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 11:38:24
        
        see them 5 O levels? they are mine (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 11:42:06
        
        Me too (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 14, 11:45:15
        
        exactly (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 11:49:40
        
        Would be good if schools could give a 'trade' option earlier on. Mebbe. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 12:09:08
        
        This sort of thing already happens (General Chat) - Clare, Sep 14, 12:47:31
        
        ALAN exams? I'd piss 'em! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 14, 12:55:33
        
        they both drive Lexi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 13:24:28
        
        I've got Directors coming out of my taps (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 14, 13:38:57
        
        Lynn, Lynn - they're "sex" people! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 13:44:15
        
        Shitty zombies! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 14, 14:26:23
        
        Really? That sounds good that does. Useful too. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 12:49:53
        
        more or less how it used to be (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 12:13:12
        
        you could be Elton Johns's Father in-law (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 11:37:46
      - University of Lunch!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 11:28:42
        
        I have a third class degree in Lunch Studies from Trunch (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 11:30:02
        
        I have a hunch that you have a Doctorate of the Trunch Lunch Munch? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 11:31:56
        
        Of my qualifications, yes, it's one of a bunch (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 11:34:39
        
        *whispered* (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 11:39:38
        
        gosh (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 11:50:40
- Well (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 14, 11:15:14
- I'm in exactly this situation with (General Chat) - BillySteele, Sep 14, 11:01:26
- I reckon a lot depends on the quality of the degree he's doing and how well you think he's (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 11:00:42
  - ^^^ what i was thinking. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 11:04:01
- dont forget CLAP (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 11:00:29
- option c. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 14, 10:58:54
- Advice to give him.... (General Chat) - Disco, Sep 14, 10:58:51
  - Ha ha...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 14, 11:00:25
- Some one told me recently... (General Chat) - Clare, Sep 14, 10:55:18
  - they need to do that kind of thing with benefits too (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 14, 11:16:05
  - That's a good idea. Lots of pre-paid cards around too. Find a good one (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 11:00:20
    - They're expensive from what I've seen so far, but I'm gonna get a paypal one (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 14:42:08
- I'm no parent, but my advice would be to tell him, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 14, 10:52:55
  - check (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:55:41
- Sounds like he is a big boy now. (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 14, 10:52:31
  - 25k of debt is the norm intut? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:53:54
    - Yes (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 14, 10:59:03
    - Yep. I think it is disgusting that students have to become so in debt in the UK (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 14, 10:56:15
Bacon and Eggs, toast, brown sauce, big cup of tea. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 14, 10:28:45
- Nothing. Overslept this morning. Rather peckish now. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 10:34:13
- Double espresso, then another one, then an egg and bacon croissant from Pret a Manger (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:31:19
- HP or Daddies (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:30:27
  - well (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 14, 10:32:27
    - Holy mother of wossname. "Branston" brown sauce? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:34:27
      - tried reggae reggae ketchcup yet?!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 11:35:52
        
        Yep, cupboard staple that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 12:43:07
    - Curveball! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:33:04
      - worth a squirt I would say (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 14, 10:37:19
    - we've got that at the moment (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:33:03
      - Like the inflatable boy with a safety pin ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:40:16
        
        I love brown sauce (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 11:12:13
Any cooks in? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 09:54:02
- Have you got wood? (General Chat) - NorfolkSteve, Sep 14, 11:08:13
  - That sounds lovely, but far more hassle than I'm prepared to go to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 11:10:53
    - Agreed... its more for a sunny saturday.... sat in the garden with beers! (n/m) (General Chat) - NorfolkSteve, Sep 14, 13:09:05
- Once you've got fillets (as opposed to a whole bass) the best thing (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:22:35
  - OG, get on the grammer thread down there VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVv (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 10:33:41
    - grammAr! (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:35:09
      - I'd assumed it was Megson being 'ironic' (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:36:46
        
        er yes, sorry (sic). ahem. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 10:43:18
        
        It was a deliberate assassination attempt (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:37:27
        
        he'd get some marks for 'stream of consciousness' though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:39:27
  - POTD (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 14, 10:30:33
    - "Let me iron your curtains baby" (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:34:09
  - Do they do an indecent Macon then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:29:53
  - Can't have any wine - living like a monk this week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:26:15
    - Oh well (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:27:51
      - I don't need any assistance from ponced up food in that department, fankooverymuch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:30:07
        
        Yup (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 14, 10:33:32
- do camcams! nicely poached in white wine with sprinkle of basil.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 10:20:49
- I'd just grill it, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 09:58:00
- salt, pepper, olive oil, frying pan, heat (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:57:46
  - What about old school poster Jamie... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 10:00:13
- oven parcel I think (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 09:55:51
  - Lovely - but that is how I do salmon, so was looking for a bit of a departure. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 09:59:53
    - my favourite sea bass thing is when they do that baking in salt thing (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:03:22
      - I oriental mine. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 14, 10:30:02
      - Cor, winner. That looks well nice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:06:53
        
        I thought that, bookmarked. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:08:31
        
        peasants^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:10:16
        
        Bit of a fish philistine, me, actually, only starting to learn about it now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:13:00
        
        Got some trout fillets in the freezer. Lovely stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 14, 13:13:01
        
        Filletstine. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:45:08
        
        i loves fish (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:20:57
        
        halibut (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:26:08
      - OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! (who probably doesn't exist) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:06:52
        
        very light though (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:14:08
        
        no I don't (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:23:13
  - I made the best roast potatoes yesterday... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 09:57:35
    - have you ever done the semolina thing with them? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 09:59:37
      - OMG - I am now offically VERY hungry... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 10:01:22
        
        i think it's a Nigella thing (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:04:27
        
        it is and it's bloody brilliant (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:09:28
        
        he's been outstanding (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:15:00
        
        best ever fish i had was in turkey (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:27:00
        
        I'm feeling hungry now (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 14, 10:28:01
        
        Interesting... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 10:08:59
        
        Have you ever tried them with a little steak seasoning on them as you put them in the oven (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:03:52
        
        No, but I do serve them with a sprinkle of sea salt - decent rocks of the stuff... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 10:05:02
        
        sounds good, I'll have to try it. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:06:10
Are we on sky tonight? It's only just occurred to me for some reason, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 09:53:45
- Yessum. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 09:54:25
  - 408? What channel is that? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 09:57:17
    - HD1 (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:00:48
      - she hent got aych dee hev she, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:04:51
    - purrrrrrrrrrrr (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:58:35
Ma pokerface, ma, ma pokerface... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 09:53:44
- He doesn't say that. (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 14, 10:29:32
- Nope, not going to work today, No sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 09:54:47
  - Off today... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 09:58:20
    - Oooh tough gig. Don't try to be overly 'shocking' unless you really know the audience. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 10:03:40
      - Haven't decided what yet... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 10:07:24
- She would poke you in the face, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 14, 09:54:27
  - Oh, you know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 09:57:54
    - well for that ass, its almost worth it. Get the position right, no need to even notice. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 10:02:06
      - *arse* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:03:48
        
        Did too well down there VVVVVVV needed to redress the balance. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 14, 10:08:20
        
        AB knows all about bum loving... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 14, 10:12:06
        
        Told you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:19:34
I am off to work on next Tuesday... (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 12, 06:46:05
- Any opinion on the Heartsease Borders you'd like to venture, Dave? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 08:26:36
  - Ask Jafski, he's nearest. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 12, 10:15:47
- see you next tuesday then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 12, 08:26:28
  - Naughty (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 12, 10:05:13
Derren Brown is a fucking cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 12, 00:29:36
- He's a cheating fucking fraud. BOOOOOOO. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 01:42:50
  - No shit Sherlock (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 12, 06:33:52
    - Bigole woosherjob there ^^^ (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 07:31:37
      - forensics is shut at the weekend (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 12, 08:25:27
Trying to do the pinkun name that team from KD don 2005. Christ. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 11, 16:26:30
- Have got 7. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 11, 16:38:29
  - Eight. Got one of the strikers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 16:43:44
    - The goalscorer ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 11, 16:46:05
      - The goalscorer was the one that I got without cheating. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 16:51:56
        
        119 minutes (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 11, 16:54:56
    - defence and strikers (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 11, 16:45:15
  - Also have seven. Need both strikers, right MF and one centre MF. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 16:42:12
    - Will swapsie you a striker for a rb. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 11, 16:43:13
      - Too late, I gave up and soccerbased the remaining three. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 16:47:31
        
        give me a clue for a midfielder (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 11, 16:48:08
        
        Maple leaf. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 16:50:15
        
        yeah - have to confess these players had vanished from memory (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 11, 16:54:17
        
        clues for RB, RW and FW (6) ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 11, 16:51:49
        
        FW(6): Kids? Try the obsolute diametric opposite of that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 16:53:10
        
        Had forgotten all three of those ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 11, 17:00:00
        
        I remembered the right-back, but the three I got from soccerrbase, yeah, I'm with you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 17:03:10
- ^^^ MK dons of course. got 5 now, Remembered the name of the short guy we signed at CB. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 11, 16:31:34
  - I'm in the same boat as you (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 11, 16:35:50
Gordon Brown really is bonkers then. (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 11, 16:14:18
- Tory party front that blog is (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 16:57:49
  - Not even subtle. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 17:13:42
    - that blog is not political at all, but a lot of the posters are right wing for sure (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 11, 17:22:42
      - Bullshit! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 17:26:31
        
        Paul staines does not vote (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 11, 17:33:10
        
        Which doesn't make him non-political (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 17:50:02
- "this blog had ran" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 16:32:32
Now these are comics: (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 11, 13:19:13
- Sears. Or at least it was when I did a round there, don't know if it's changed since.. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 14:47:05
  - What did you do that was so rubbish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 11, 14:49:43
    - Keeped missing peoples houses out, sometimes didn't shut the gate (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 14:52:06
      - I didn't deliver the advertiser (General Chat) - Small, Sep 11, 14:59:21
      - ran into the centre of town and sold them at half price? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 11, 14:56:53
        
        Not enterprising enough for that sort of caper. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 14:58:16
        
        ^^^sounds more like a Small scam^^^ (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 11, 15:01:11
- The Unthank Arms? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 11, 13:25:45
- Fancy Goods and Toys? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 11, 13:21:37
  - It used to be named afetr the family that ran it, I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 11, 13:25:34
    - Was it Wallers, or was that the grocery shop near Sewells? (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 11, 13:31:03
    - oh, must be William Harrold Smiths then (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 11, 13:28:56
      - Close (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Sep 11, 13:30:07
      - boy done well for himself (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 11, 13:29:11
I've discovered TWO brilliant things in two days (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 11, 12:10:21
- I watched him shoot the Porcupine on 4+1 (General Chat) - Small, Sep 11, 12:18:45
  - the liver looked well yumsters (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 11, 12:19:39
- ...? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 12:13:48
  - ...? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 12:14:50
    - ...? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 12:15:43
      - ...? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 12:17:37
- ^^^Coldplay's biggest fan writes^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 11, 12:13:23
- Oh come on you cocktease, who is it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 12:12:37
  - Why, it's these chaps of course.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 11, 12:20:25
    - Oh... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 11, 12:22:57
      - music sknob^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 11, 12:26:47
    - Oh right. First or second rekkut. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 12:22:39
      - the noowun. out now. in the shops. and online. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 11, 12:29:01
      - Behold your future (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:25:15
      - That's unlikely to impress girls, you know (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 12:25:04
  - Abba Gold (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:14:10
Krautclump (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:07:56
- I quite like the toned, athletic look (Other Football) - Small, Sep 11, 12:21:41
  - like... (Other Football) - BigDoh, Sep 11, 12:43:45
  - Especailly when she's going for 2s up like that (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 11, 12:29:58
  - Jessica Ennis is well fit. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 12:27:29
- More definition in them biceps than a lot of blokes on here, I betcher. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 12:10:41
  - Nothing wrong with a bit of definition on the female arm (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:13:40
    - particularly in the right arm (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 11, 12:36:44
    - See, you say that but... (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 11, 12:16:17
      - * hovers over link, sees "madonna_veiny" * (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 12:17:27
        
        Snap (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:19:49
    - I think that's a bit more than 'defined' though (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 12:15:25
  - Scrubs up unbelieveably well though... (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 11, 12:11:20
Morning Wrathers (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 11, 11:35:48
- I thought Darren Brown had made you disappear (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 11, 11:44:49
  - Sadly, like Selwyn (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 11, 11:45:46
- Have you upgraded your MacBook to Snow Leopard? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:41:10
  - For the time being (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 11, 11:43:58
    - cheap skate student. are you being koi? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 11:58:45
      - NO (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 11, 12:09:57
        
        FPT (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 12:13:06
FAO Telly experts (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 11:21:52
- Surely Sky would never pull a trick like that? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 11, 12:00:16
- Other than pressing the (i) button and looking at the symbols on the top-right (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 11:24:52
Who would OF thought it? (Other Sports) - lurd, Sep 11, 11:16:33
- She looks like Herbie Hide in that picture (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 11:45:28
  - I feel desperately sorry for her (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:48:52
    - How can you not notice you have a knob ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 11:54:31
      - Says the man who had to marry a gynaecologist to find out (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:03:19
      - she doesn't (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 11, 12:00:04
    - I do too. There have been 5 recent cases apparently all of which were dealt with privately (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 11, 11:53:51
      - lollers (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Sep 11, 15:23:53
      - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 11:56:29
    - If she really doesn't have a womb, you would have thought she might have noticed by 18 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:52:59
      - I don't know if I have one or not (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 11:56:28
        
        ^^^ single ^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:57:49
      - true (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:54:40
    - They really couldn't have dealt with it any worse. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 11, 11:52:01
      - They could (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:53:31
        
        lol. Or made her wear a 'Possibly male' hat while competing. (n/m) (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 11:55:57
        
        Or made her drop her shorts on the podium as a surprise random test (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:58:41
        
        Bit of a shit for her though unless they introduce a hermaphrodite category at Olympics (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 11:56:59
    - lady gaga! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Sep 11, 11:49:39
- Jesse Owens pisses Hitler off (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 11, 11:32:58
- Her name is an analgram of "cast ya semen! Er ..." so it should always have been obvious (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:22:59
  - I "came" up with "Ya, semen caster!" yonksgoo. (n/m) (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 11:46:31
  - Is also an anagram of "yes, a secret man"... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Sep 11, 11:25:16
    - ^^^ Another Private Eye reader but with slower typing speed ^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:28:24
    - 00:00:01.00, read it and weep Clog Boy. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 11:26:10
  - "Yes a secret man" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 11:25:15
    - ^^^ Private Eye reader ^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:28:05
Just watched highlights of Germany v England (Other Football) - BigDoh, Sep 11, 11:09:12
- why - so we realise just how good jamie is (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:15:18
  - If Jamie could show the same level of composure (Other Football) - BigDoh, Sep 11, 11:52:34
  - It was pitifully poor, I thought (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:24:19
    - We were debating how far down the mens' league pyramid (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:27:55
      - Funny how women's tennis has made it as a very popular sport (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:32:16
        
        Apparently the viewing figures for Women's Tennis is very similar to that of the Men's (Other Football) - Small, Sep 11, 11:41:12
        
        hmm (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:44:07
        
        indeed (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:36:12
        
        I'd give some of them a pretty fair go. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 11:34:44
        
        My hunch is (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:36:45
        
        40 yard top corner screamer (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:40:03
        
        I suspect Mrs AB would by a "40 yard top corner screamer " if one of them had a go. (n/m) (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 11, 11:48:08
        
        That didn't work out the way intended. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 11, 11:57:44
        
        Matron! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:51:08
    - I'm with the aged letch on this one. Phwoar! (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 11, 11:26:15
      - and they should play on mud and be allowed to Rugby tackle each other and wrestle (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 11, 11:35:54
        
        in jelly (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 11, 11:45:32
        
        remember your school days (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:41:59
        
        I never had a PE teacher like this (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:50:44
        
        Easter dinner (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:53:01
        
        Smutty (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 11:54:12
        
        I'm right though aren't I? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:55:23
        
        My first proper girlfriend.... (Other Football) - Small, Sep 11, 11:48:07
        
        What did you think when you found out? Was it: (Other Football) - megson, Sep 11, 11:56:03
        
        I thought (Other Football) - Small, Sep 11, 12:04:31
        
        lol. This is turning into something you'd read in the letters page of Razzle or some such. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 11, 12:10:47
        
        I think the whole experience ruined me (Other Football) - Small, Sep 11, 12:14:54
        
        yes but she's probably gone native (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 11, 11:49:41
        
        She still looks alright (Other Football) - Small, Sep 11, 11:57:55
        
        "probably stronger than me, which worried me a bit" ^^^^ means................ (Other Football) - megson, Sep 11, 12:01:50
        
        If she's really gone native in Ipswich (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 11, 12:00:30
        
        chortle (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 11, 12:02:25
FAO AB (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 08:22:53
- Yeah, Amstrad - there was a chap on here a couple of months ago saying the same thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 08:25:46
  - The new guide is brilliant (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 11, 08:53:44
- my amstrad box has been sluggish and crashed twice since the new card arrived (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 11, 08:24:52
  - Strange, the viewing card shouldn't really effect the performance in any way. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 11, 08:33:21
  - No problems with the new card so far, certainly no crashes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 08:26:11
Is Arshavin actually injured, or is it Wenger just flapping his gums? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 08:22:36
What's the name of a five sided polygon? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 11, 00:09:27
- Alan. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 11, 08:59:38
- Pentagon (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 08:15:38
  - No. She went of her own accord. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 11, 09:15:02
    - No Civic reception for her then (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 11, 09:24:21
      - Don't start all that Jazz again (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Sep 11, 09:51:43
  - Sept 11 ? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 11, 08:57:22
    - Oh arr. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 09:03:33
- Dohertys Head (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Sep 11, 06:28:24
I don't underatand this post (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 10, 20:40:38
- everyone was goign on about it that's all (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 21:42:50
  - roger gotcha (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 10, 22:12:09
- what is funny is that............ (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 10, 21:16:01
- That's the simplest explanation, but he's always said he doesn't do shit like that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 20:43:44
  - oh no, it's another darren brown thread (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 20:48:52
    - darren brown (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 20:54:54
      - i guess he's like david blaine? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 20:58:17
        
        Is he related to Derron Blaine (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 10, 21:10:25
        
        might be (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 21:12:49
        
        I have a deck of cards that he had made, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 21:01:28
        
        Were the cards booed after a hokey/boring stunt went wrong. (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 10, 21:18:17
        
        nope, they did tilt a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 21:20:10
      - Where did my Gary go? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 20:56:46
        
        in here somewhere.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 21:02:14
        
        fucking hellfire, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 21:03:23
        
        still not quite sure it is anatomically correct (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 21:05:54
Facebook tonight (General Chat) - roland rat, Sep 10, 20:26:41
- Yep fooked again. happens a lot at the mo. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 10, 21:03:30
  - thats ok then, its not just me (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Sep 10, 21:12:02
  - There's a lot of dodgy shit on there at the moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 21:05:54
    - wastebook (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 10, 21:12:45
- XXL has bust it (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 20:37:52
  - Mooboverload. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 20:46:04
    - (I can't look at that pic anymore without hearing Marvin Gaye's Lets Get It On in my head) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 20:46:59
      - You looked at it more than once? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 20:52:44
        
        what time is that on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 20:54:30
- nope but if you're a macpenface and you do facespace you should get this, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 20:33:38
- i'm on and even chat is working!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Sep 10, 20:27:48
  - thats weird then.. i can get on it at all.. everything else is fine (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Sep 10, 20:46:04