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Did I get this right? (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 21, 20:52:31
- What a complete load of Insania (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 21, 21:48:44
- What about on altar boys ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 21, 21:36:57
  - No. Just go in dry. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 21, 21:43:09
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 21, 21:44:47
- Anyone might think that they just make shit up as they go along. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 21:09:06
  - Is there a positive to take from this? Of course there is. (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 21, 21:19:44
- It's a cracker, isn't it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 21, 20:53:14
Twatted (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 21, 20:04:05
- I love @TheBig_Sam. Brilliant value (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:07:03
  - the best of the comedy accounts (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 21, 22:43:19
Just watched Barney giving it Big Lugs to the Dirties on the FLS. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 16:31:34
- video of this from a Leeds fans perspective on youtube (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 21, 18:25:12
  - this? (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 21, 18:33:03
    - 0:38 "Oh fuck you! Ni**ers! (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 21, 19:24:34
    - oh no (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 21, 18:53:11
    - I heard the N word (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Nov 21, 18:37:11
      - yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 21, 18:56:21
Any barney at the game today? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 20, 18:34:13
- no and no (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 20, 18:47:45
- He scored. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Nov 20, 18:38:10
Why did no one tell me (NCFC) - luisgarcia, Nov 19, 20:22:32
- He is also on... (NCFC) - Squirrel, Nov 19, 20:59:43
- I heard he was/is also GrantHoltFooty as well (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 19, 20:33:05
- is that really him? (NCFC) - matt in london, Nov 19, 20:32:28
  - Mate, your sketches are brilliant. You should repost them when it's busier here. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 20:58:46
    - ^^^^ this (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 21:12:53
      - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 19, 21:42:25
    - ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 21:09:10
    - ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 21:08:00
    - what sketches? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 19, 21:07:35
  - yep, different personal photos uploaded (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 19, 20:35:43
  - defo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 20:32:49
- I did (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 19, 20:23:34
Christ. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 16:03:31
- maybe not, if everyone else behaves? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 16:04:23
  - yes dad (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 19, 16:19:34
    - Where've you been, scrammers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 16:25:30
      - Centre Parcs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 19, 16:27:08
        
        Good stuff (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 16:33:46
        
        thank you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 19, 16:37:23
        
        Nectar points, maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 19, 16:39:26
        
        excellent! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 19, 16:44:07
        
        chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 16:40:41
      - I grounded him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 16:26:42
This is brilliant. Professor ELemental takes on Master B The Gentleman Rhymer (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 15:46:18
- You have tried to access a web page which is in violation of your internet usage policy. (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:50:15
  - Someone at your place doesn't like b3ta. Here is ooo tubery: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 15:53:26
    - Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 16:17:39
Harry Potter and the Homo-Erotic Subtext (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 15:41:43
- You have tried to access a web page which is in violation of your internet usage policy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:49:22
  - You tubeage (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 15:51:21
Oh. He's gone. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 15:09:55
- Good (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:21:16
  - well, government spending is actually gonna carry on rising (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 15:39:04
    - Which is baffling to me (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:48:37
      - It is confusing (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 15:50:22
        
        see below for some of the reasons. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 15:52:41
  - I think you can spin the cuts anyway you want really, depending on your leanings. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 15:37:44
    - Exactly (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:47:30
      - So, like, if your tax rate went up by 10% a year (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 15:55:20
      - well, in part, inflation (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 15:51:47
        
        Interesting, thanks (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 15:56:21
        
        well no, not really (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 16:01:34
        
        But if the hike in unemployment comes from state sector jobs being shed (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 16:16:55
        
        well, yes, and I guess that's part of the trade-off we're going to see (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 16:23:48
        
        Oh I see (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 15:53:43
        
        yup. and we're still spending less than we 'would have' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 15:57:37
      - The ?9billion put aside incase Ireland goes tits up? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 19, 15:50:54
    - And those with decent, secure jobs and tracker mortgages (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 15:46:01
    - indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 15:39:23
Breaking news ... (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 19, 14:49:39
- If I'd have told that, there'd have been an hours lecture filmed for channel 4 (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 15:28:19
  - Tell us a joke Pants, this afternoon is boring. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 19, 15:37:50
    - My mrs sent me shopping the other day, and told me to buy her something that made her (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 15:45:51
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 19, 18:59:32
      - thank you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 19, 15:51:31
        
        don't encourage it. ffs ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 19, 15:54:16
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 15:38:01
      - Tell us a joke My Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 19, 15:40:37
        
        I'm not doing jokes, I'm doing entertaining diversions from off of the b3ta mailout. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 15:56:12
        
        what is b3ta? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 16:03:04
        
        b3ta is a lot like here, only they're all artists and photoshoppers and that (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 16:12:46
        
        oh right, cheers. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 16:13:35
        
        They have more mbks than non-mbks I think. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 16:16:17
- ohhhhhh 'hostages'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 19, 14:57:09
  - ta (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 14:57:28
    - I did a GIYLF, but just found the joke repeated and people going 'HAR HAR HAR' (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 19, 14:59:36
FAO pants/other long distanced fans (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 11:47:47
- Londoners Wank, Wank, Wank has to be shittest song ever at Carrow Road (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 12:29:39
  - I liked it when the NFNs sang 'You dirty northern bastards' to Birminum fans. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 19, 12:33:36
    - The bemused look on the Brumies faces was amusing too. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:35:09
      - specially coz Narridge is norff of Birminium (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 19, 15:33:00
- Rise above it Charles, rise above it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:09:07
- Is it true that if we win tomorrow, you're going to cheer for Ipswich? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 12:02:51
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 12:11:15
- Charles, you are a non-person (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:56:30
- I don't let anything offend me Charles. In any case, I am neither (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:53:27
  - How's the commute? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 11:54:52
    - Fine, as long as that c**t Jafski isn't in front of me. Motorways arer often congested (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:57:25
  - no its not....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:54:15
    - I'm sure you're right (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:59:04
      - How many google searches are going to bring up a naked dwarf and a saxomaphoneist on the s (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 12:16:12
        
        I thought it was SCC who had the dwarf fetish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 12:22:15
      - ^^^ Ben, ban this sick filth ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 12:05:41
        
        Crikey, I hadn't looked at it till then :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:07:44
        
        Yeah yeah (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 12:09:00
      - i am...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:01:06
        
        Oh agreed, Burnley is awfull as are Blackburn, Nelson, Accrington and a few more. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:04:22
        
        cool.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:09:30
        
        Because all the visitors flock to The Lakes and the Dales. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:13:15
        
        so the lakedistrict...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:14:51
        
        Err yes, it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:17:23
        
        It's silly isn't it (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 12:08:38
        
        Seriously daft. It's like Londoners have a blind spot where Penge is, Norfolkistas can't (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 12:19:08
        
        Why do people wet themselves about Edinburgh? (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Nov 19, 12:22:02
        
        Have you been watching The Trip? (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 12:15:10
        
        I like Norterners, well Lancies anyway. Beat the up-their-arse, yuppy, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:21:26
        
        My drive to work, in the Mancs office, when the sun's low in the Spring or the Autumn (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 12:20:43
        
        That's ebcause in a Wedge, low sun = no vision = constant sharp intake of breath (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 12:23:26
        
        Snake Pass? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:23:23
        
        Woodhead Pass usually, as the end is nearer my house than the Snake Pass is. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 12:25:28
        
        Any snoo yet? I heard that Buxton had some and the other week one of the Lakeland (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:27:21
        
        Yes, there was a bit over the very highest points last week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 14:30:14
        
        i had (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 19, 12:26:54
        
        the downside.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:19:37
        
        Yes, that always tickles me. It's also much less densley populated, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:12:13
    - Excellent cheese though (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:58:20
      - Bang on OG (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:01:10
- nope. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:48:31
  - Are there many anti Cheltenham songs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 11:50:23
    - there are from gloucester..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:52:01
      - banking crisis (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 19, 11:57:57
        
        yep... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:02:01
FAO CB41 (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 19, 11:27:46
- HONK! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 19, 11:40:07
  - BANG! (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:51:49
- HONK (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:29:31
  - BANG! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:51:15
- ... (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:29:24
  - twitching..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:35:27
    - but not as gay as fish twitching. (you only do it for the neoprene, how gay is that) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:42:57
      - tri-laminate for me tho! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:44:50
        
        Yeah, I can well believe it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:45:53
        
        you dont know what that is, do you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:47:34
        
        At a guess, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:50:59
        
        I wonder if this was Mrs Chelts writing to the Grauniad? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:53:22
        
        no..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:56:24
        
        Ha ha, indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:55:48
        
        well GIYLFed! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:53:13
        
        Not ggogled, I have had a few colleagues in the past who did gay fish watching (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:54:59
        
        it wasnt me that brought it up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:57:45
        
        Anyone that comes from an area where they chase cheese down a hill (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 12:10:38
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 12:13:34
        
        the cheeserolling was banned 2 years ago i believe..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:12:45
        
        Nothing to do with "health and safety" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 12:23:38
        
        so what was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:31:51
        
        Starving northerners ate all the cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 12:33:41
        
        Lot's of the young women oop here don't look like they are starving (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 12:42:04
        
        There are SO MANY fatties around now (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 19, 12:44:20
        
        THAT (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:11:18
    - Bird watching, not twitching (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:38:20
      - i went bird watching last night (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 19, 11:39:33
        
        Wasn't it dark? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:42:16
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 19, 11:50:30
tomorrow we should sing " bring on the champions! etc (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:22:10
- They're not DNBs, (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:35:18
  - DYB's (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:36:57
    - right, so Norfolk and Suffolk are actually the same too? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 11:38:26
      - to northerners or cockneys, yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:42:13
      - The North is mostly all the same though. There's the good bit (PRSY) and the rest. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:40:08
        
        It's all f***ing awful though. Much better they all stay inside the M25 or (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:41:56
        
        Yeah, I'm just wondering why Chelts thinks Selwyn needs any competition (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 11:41:15
        
        Chelts IS Selwyn's competition :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:43:40
        
        competition in all areas is healthy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:45:44
        
        Not in this case it isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 11:46:28
        
        dont let it ruin your weekend. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 11:48:11
        
        I don't think your stupidity will do that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 12:01:59
        
        ahhh bless. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 12:02:34
- Agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 19, 11:30:14
If we could only win one, I'd rather beat Leeds than Ipswich (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 19, 10:58:59
- That's fucking mental and wrong. Have a word with yourself. (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 19, 11:07:57
  - Morning jaffer (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 19, 11:27:31
    - shame we're not in the same league as Tottenham (NCFC) - giant_Ullaa, Nov 19, 11:35:16
    - Charles. You've gone down in my estimations. (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 19, 11:32:45
    - That Ippo Youth Choir ought to have a go on next years The Eggs Factors. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:31:02
  - Chill, he's trolling, it's the only explanation for such bizarre behaviour (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:10:59
    - No. Charles doesn't do that. No way. He must mean it. (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 19, 11:12:43
- controversial (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 11:02:22
  - Dirty dirty Leeds (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 19, 11:04:54
    - They do wear white and it is muddy, tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:05:54
This is a bit weird - look at the URL (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 19, 10:41:46
- How do you know what a URL is? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 19, 10:56:27
  - You look in the little box at the top - it's preceded by the utterly useless "www" (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:00:21
    - Subdomains aren't utterly useless. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:02:13
      - You didn't bite - dissappoinnnttinnngg (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:04:58
      - Redundant then? What others are there? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:02:52
        
        What others? There's whatever the creators of websites want. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:17:10
        
        And certainly not redundant. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:19:15
        
        Oh, mind you (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:25:18
        
        That so often happens. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:27:06
        
        Indeed (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:28:33
    - Hth btw, tbh (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 19, 11:00:51
Loathe as I am to bring up "football", seems Lambert is trying to get a midfielder in for (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 10:32:52
- Brilliant, can't wait for Lambert to go to that hearing and explain how he was concerned (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 11:08:11
- Could recall OTJ (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 19, 10:53:27
  - gunns team (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 11:27:25
- is he any good? (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 19, 10:40:21
- more than unlikely its going to happen tho. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 10:38:33
- Midfield: Crofts, Wessi, Fox, Ant Mac? (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 19, 10:35:35
  - Is Hooze still with us? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 19, 10:37:44
    - Yes he is, and yes he's injured. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 19, 10:54:08
    - Injured I think (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 19, 10:41:25
      - blimey, what's up with him? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 10:46:02
        
        Just as well we did imo. YCHTMM (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 19, 10:47:22
        
        well we got rid of a couple, dint we, so Lambo does think you can have too many (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 10:52:23
... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 19, 08:53:37
- I didn't know EtuWho worked in advertising (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 11:21:46
- "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 09:31:25
  - Said prisoner 45671 HMP Sheffield (sex offenders wing.) (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 19, 09:36:49
  - On your diet, that makes cringe worthy reading:-) BTW (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 09:35:58
- a couple of those are a bit dodgy tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 09:03:09
  - No sher shitlock. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 19, 09:06:12
    - makes you wonder how todays ads will be perceived in the foocher (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 09:15:41
      - That fucking go compare shizzle fo beginnings. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 19, 09:35:24
        
        T Mobile ads for me.... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 19, 09:39:02
        
        Yes (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 19, 09:50:09
        
        Haven't seen that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 19, 09:53:31
        
        may i offer a suggestion in that case.....? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 09:42:08
        
        I'll certainly try... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 19, 09:45:27
        
        theres loads in downtown norwich (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 09:47:23
        
        in this country obv (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 09:45:21
    - theres nothing wrong with most of them........ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 09:14:54
      - There most definitely is!! (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 09:33:37
      - ps...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 19, 09:15:25
        
        i agree with you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 19, 09:25:06
- Haha (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 09:01:05
  - Why? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 09:21:39
    - I often buy shirts. It's really not that unusual, tbh. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 09:24:21
      - Yeah but real, old school ones? They're only worn for weddings or funerals when one wears (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 09:26:49
        
        Er, they're just normal work shirts (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 09:28:22
        
        I find, on the whole, shirts are useful from a clothes wearing POV... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 19, 09:42:48
        
        Oh well (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 09:32:42
        
        im a sucker for shirts (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 09:32:36
        
        I absolutely, really, really, really f***ing HATE (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 09:34:56
        
        but i've never worked as a tramp before (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 19, 09:39:48
        
        Don't hate the tie. Hate the oppressors making you wear one. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 19, 09:37:33
        
        NO ONE makes me wear one. T shirts and polo shirts are for working in. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 09:39:15
        
        I love the very rare occasions I get to wear my suit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 09:45:08
        
        Must be a bit of a squeeze for you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 19, 09:49:12
        
        I'll have you know I'm almost back down to my fighting weight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 09:52:57
        
        Me too (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 19, 09:54:59
        
        When that (reinforced) bar is set at 28 stone mate that ain't difficult to achieve (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 19, 09:54:50
        
        28 stone??? F***in hell, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 10:00:03
- haha. Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 19, 08:57:04
  - Some incredible stuff on there. Unbelieveable Jeff! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 19, 08:58:31
    - I miss Jeff Stelling (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 19, 10:04:43
Walking Dead (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 20:08:31
- I'm plussing it right off. It got Egg in it off of This Life and Teachers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 20:59:28
- Yeah, I sin em both (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 20:39:22
  - agreed (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 22:48:00
- I prefer Watchdog (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 18, 20:27:37
who needs an i-fone (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 18, 19:12:17
- Me. I'd rather part with a lung. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 19:53:48
  - May I ask a qwestion then (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 20:10:43
    - Well, I'm paying quite a lot per month, because I'm paying for the ridiculously expensive (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 20:55:35
      - I'll probably ask you again then in a couple of months time (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 22:35:30
      - I pay that for a Sony Android thing, (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 18, 21:36:50
      - Oh, and how often... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 21:01:58
    - Can I answer too? (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 18, 20:32:52
- i've cracked it using a "lap-top" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 19:15:03
  - Have you subscribed to The Official (Not Official) The Norwich Fixtures Calendar iCal? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 19:30:19
    - I`m a bit fick (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 18, 20:09:40
      - You need software that handles iCal calendars. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 20:57:29
        
        thats me whooooooooshed then (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 22:16:49
    - "subscribed" suggests a trade off involving an outgoing of my cash (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 19:34:47
      - Nope. Free. Gratis. For nothing. Nada. Zero. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 19:50:55
      - Nope. Free. Gratis. For nothing. Nada. Zero. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 19:50:00
POTD is becoming like the 2018 World Cup bid (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 18, 18:40:08
- You should act like FIFA then; (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 19:25:47
  - Have to give it to usacanary. Success begets success. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 19:27:47
    - who would want to? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 20:35:05
    - do not, repeat, do not mention his virtual wife and kids though (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 19:41:32
      - It's weak shit..............Shows both a lack of character and intelligence. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 20:33:01
        
        it does? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 22:22:38
        
        Pretty much as I expected (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 19, 00:37:47
- very sad (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 18, 19:05:35
- ^ POTD! ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 19:05:30
- It's been corrupt as hell for years (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 18, 18:53:08
What do Kate Middleton and my broken X-Box have in common? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 18:02:45
- Chuckle.. have you seen her ring ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 18, 18:16:17
  - you mean it just goes "pffffff" (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 18, 18:21:13
  - Yes, it's very fragrant. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 18:19:43
    - What with? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 18, 19:43:32
      - Selwyn watching (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 20:17:23
    - Oh I don't know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 19:21:33
    - ^ POTD! ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 19:05:14
Can I do my low level disparaging gag? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:26:13
- Yes, lets. This builder right, got killed in a roof collapse during (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:30:05
  - ^^^^ Cannon and Ball......circa 1981 (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:53:23
  - *Dan Singh* wouldn't be on the ceiling though - he'd be coming through it (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 18, 15:39:48
    - Oi, get in line for 'joke' appraisal. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 15:40:52
      - Ooops! I agree though (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 18, 15:43:14
        
        diddums (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 16:10:49
      - He just copied you tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:41:12
        
        Copiers gotta copy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 15:42:42
        
        Xeros gotta xerox? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 18, 15:47:52
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 18, 15:45:46
        
        Copierz shurely? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 15:45:35
        
        You don't pluraise words by putting a z on the end. No wonder you were sacked as a journo. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 16:03:54
        
        I left of my own accord (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 16:10:28
        
        You left in a Honda Accord? (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 16:13:00
        
        Extended Wedge. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 16:15:16
        
        I have a Honda CRV (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 16:21:38
        
        Size? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 16:32:02
        
        Engine? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 16:37:30
        
        Yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 16:39:47
        
        2000cc (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 16:42:24
        
        That's a non drinker........ (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 19:52:00
        
        My bastard 2L Volvo does too and I do 550 miles a week just going to work (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 16:45:03
        
        The best Honda apart from the wedge is Eddie Honda. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 16:27:10
  - If it had of fell he'd of been under the ceiling though. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 15:31:30
    - I see (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:34:29
      - And it's a bit racialist. Why pick on a sikh? Why not Dan Smith on the ceiling? (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 15:37:15
  - 10/10 (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 18, 15:30:45
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:32:06
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 15:29:33
  - You always say no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:34:50
    - he's just playing hard to get for you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 15:41:16
- Feel free. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 15:28:51
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 15:27:44
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 15:27:34
So USA mixes with hard core Republicans. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:05:29
- ^^^haterz gotta hate (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 15:11:21
  - Haterz = bitter people. (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:18:27
    - Have you seen the film Taxidermia? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:19:48
      - Nope, but reading the IMDb makes me want to. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:29:08
        
        It was the mention of candles that made me think of it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:32:59
        
        I thought it was the "shooting flames from his penis" (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:37:35
        
        that too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 16:32:14
  - just read your reply yesterday (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 18, 15:12:35
    - It would be a fascinating read (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 15:23:21
      - this.......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:30:12
        
        What is your definition of success? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 15:33:53
        
        Being happy with my life. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:42:56
        
        That's a good answer. I'm successfull too. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 16:02:36
        
        Really?..... why do you get monkey tilted by insignificant things? (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 16:07:44
        
        Blimey, that's the latest "whoosh" I've ever got on here (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 16:34:03
        
        Really?....... your follow up posts were also quite convincing that you had the tilt on? (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 19:24:35
        
        and........... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 19:34:01
        
        PS .........only one "L" in successful (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 16:09:20
        
        Just covering all the bases (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 16:33:30
        
        Fucking over backwards off a bar stool, glass in hand, and not spilling a drop. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 15:37:59
        
        provoking a 99% monkey tilt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 15:36:27
        
        I must be 99% successful then! (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:40:18
        
        Getting the key in the door after a night on the piss? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:36:09
        
        Fuck yes, getting the spins is the worst. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:39:07
      - They do. It's reserved for Jeffrey Archer books. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 18, 15:24:11
    - ^^^^ ten pin tilting............. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:15:29
ITV4 has got the Ashes highlights (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 14:52:03
- ITV doing Cricket (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Nov 18, 15:05:06
- 'have' or 'of' probably sounds better (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 14:53:54
- Just imagine what a Horlicks they'll make of it. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:53:52
  - The commentary should be up to ITV standards (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 15:09:54
  - That really WOULD be a Horlicks (Other Sports) - Old Git, Nov 18, 15:00:42
who would win in a fight? (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:37:00
- Dangermouse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:52:11
  - Drawn by John Squire (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 15:03:36
    - strap on sally chased me down the alley (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 15:45:23
    - According to this he worked on Wind in the Willows at Cosgrove Hall (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 15:11:28
    - Voiced by Del Boy. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 15:08:07
      - Baron Greenback was played by Avram Grant (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 15:11:58
      - Penfolds by Terry out of Terry and June (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 15:11:36
- None of them, they're all cartoon characters and therefore inanimate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 14:40:57
  - On the contrary, the one thing they all are is animated (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 14:48:26
    - Animated, but not animate. Not zoetic. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 14:55:25
      - You see, I would say they are animate, but not real (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 15:04:49
        
        Animate means living, breathing, alive though. Dunt ut? (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 15:07:31
- He-Man, on the basis that I've never seen the others (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:40:20
Which Rotha? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:16:12
- Looks like he's melting (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 18, 14:37:30
- Fucking hell mate (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 14:21:20
- It's Gaz Top off of the 1980s children's television. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:18:49
- Holy shit (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 14:18:44
  - this is where it comes from (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 14:23:53
    - "Given up for adoption after 36 hours". Jesus wept. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 14:54:29
    - Blimey (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 14:42:25
    - He's batting above his average there, to be fair. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:28:22
      - Not a difficult average to top, mind you (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 14:41:17
      - shes quite tidy (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:31:01
    - Fair play indeed (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 14:28:09
- Bully (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 14:18:04
- i've seen your facebook (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:17:24
FFS!!!!! (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:13:44
- I thought she'd fluffed up her chances by going along with that Tea Bagging nonsense (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 14:43:02
- She is pretty delusional. (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 14:39:48
- Palin running as his opponent has got to be the best news Obama could get, really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:17:50
- It's Fox News, what do you expect? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 14:15:44
this board is a much nicer place today (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:04:17
- You are right, I should get up in the middle of the night and post more. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 14:56:39
  - You really honestly shouldn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:59:50
    - You are right......I still get my quota of haterz tilt when I am not around. (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 15:25:08
- Excuse me mr strap on sally, why do you need to make that point under an different name? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:25:47
  - just dodging people at work (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:29:15
    - ^^^^ Tilterz gotta Tilt (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 18, 14:49:53
    - Was messing too (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:45:56
      - I had that idea. I'm going to make it happen when I rule the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:48:13
        
        wroth sin-binning (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 14:48:57
        
        I'm not so sure (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 14:53:31
        
        Would have to be a vote taken by elected board elders (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 14:56:59
    - selwyns is licking his wounds after the Holt Red Card overturn (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 18, 14:33:52
      - i can't work out if he is the worlds worst internet troll (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:35:33
        
        It's just the basic level (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 14:48:21
        
        He's definitely not the latter, anymore than I am (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 14:39:21
- Fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 14:05:42
  - rolfchops (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:06:42
if anyone needs to write the word Leeds this week its (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:55:24
- ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:04:48
  - v.good (n/m) (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:07:48
    - I know. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:08:30
  - Dangerously low signal there. Are you holding it wrong? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 14:06:46
    - Awful terrible 3G signal here. The GPRS is five bars though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:07:32
- and ended with scum don't forget! (n/m) (Other Football) - meeky, Nov 18, 13:56:58
  - ^^ this is correct (n/m) (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:58:46
- Think it will be a right good atmosphere. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:56:30
  - If we lose it's my fault (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Nov 18, 14:10:28
  - if its like last year and the result is the same (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:57:59
    - That was one of the bext atmospheres ever at FCR. The ghoul at the end and then taunting (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:59:22
      - i'm nursing a semi just thinking about it (n/m) (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 14:00:44
  - ^^^ obsessed with football ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:57:30
What about if, right, say you had just bought some mint desert boots from Dogfish and were (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:25:46
- I would recreate the magical arbour (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 18, 13:54:02
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:54:30
- i'd give her a good lappin (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:53:20
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:54:12
- B without a shadow of a doubt! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 13:47:35
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:29
- I would probably... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 13:45:07
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:17
- B ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 18, 13:42:40
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:03
  - yummy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:44:54
    - Nearly didn't click on that link OG ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 18, 13:50:08
- a. run... cry... doghouse window... mincer dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:37:14
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:38:54
    - huh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:40:02
      - Mary Avoider! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 13:45:29
        
        Oh I see. That's a bit unfair (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:56:33
        
        You had me at "Bang & Olufsen" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:06:12
        
        I'll go out with you , you smooth talking barsteward! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 14:00:03
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:59:33
- b, although I'm a bit worried about 'precocious' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:35:40
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:36:50
    - phew. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:37:30
- b. Can't resist a miniskirt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:33:50
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:35:31
- Woah, dilemmas are getting more sexually explicit every time (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:29:04
  - I wasn't brought up that way but it's surely common sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:32:14
    - Tere's a lot of Wrathers opting for a tongueful of rotting tuna, so maybe not (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:37:32
      - You must have been with some dutty girls OG! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:38:36
        
        Au contraire (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:39:53
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:48
- fanny...slit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:29:02
  - good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:32
    - Board Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:31:30
      - that's Schteve, surely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:37:09
        
        Swot I meant - mbk pointed out that Schteve can be relied on to choose the Mary option (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:38:23
        
        I think that's who OG meant. Unless he didn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:37:45
- a for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:28:28
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:09
- Can I ask a question? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:27:36
  - You're not supposed to, but ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:28:20
    - What is her level of cleanliness? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:29:41
      - I don't know. You need to decide without knowing. That's life. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:30:54
        
        OK, I'll go with the slit (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:33:02
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:33:17
- Option number (b) deffo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:26:53
  - good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:27:55
This smalls a bit fishy to me: (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:19:28
- We should bring back inturbotment. That'd show 'em. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:26:18
- Was he also in the Profishional IRA? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:25:51
  - Yeah, with Bobby Sandseel (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:31:14
    - Did you know Bobby Sands' son is now a chef? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 13:34:09
      - Yes. Don't have his chocolate fondant whatever you do. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:40:09
        
        Death By Chocolate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:41:07
    - He was on Conger strike wasn't he ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:33:45
      - With Gerry Shadams (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:34:55
        
        Fro Fin Fein? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:39:26
        
        That's the one, him and Marlin McGuinness (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:41:15
        
        That was the one involved in Guppy Sunday wasn't it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:53:40
        
        And the Ide Park bombing (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:56:59
        
        Didn't they do Earl Mountbattered as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:58:11
        
        And the chub bombings in Burbotmingham (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 14:06:14
        
        Then there was the Gilldford Four (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 14:13:02
        
        It's not called the Good Friday Agreement without good reason you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:12:52
- You've smelt that wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:23:11
- for cods hake! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 13:22:54
Animal rights (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:07:27
- Got it wrong anyway, OG. They don't kill the pig for that purpose: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:33:11
- 2,500 squid *is* sick and inhumane (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 13:31:01
- Mrs mbk says she won't like it if I eat some dog when we go to 'nam at Chrimbo. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:27:39
  - *Chrimbo*. Really? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 13:31:58
    - Yep and New Yearses. With Bangkok either side. And Lakenham either side of that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:53:47
      - Sounds great, but really I meant the word itself (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 14:02:08
- Can't imagine why anyone would want one though... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:12:34
  - selwyn could use one - the extra "slot" would come in useful for jim! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 13:23:36
    - bit unfair on Jim. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:33:55
  - I've bought one for Suggy for Christmas (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:17:25
- "sick and inhumane" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:10:00
  - likes this (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:20:49
- Survival vs ornament (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:09:24
  - You don't need bacon to survive, Schteve (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:10:13
    - I fucking do (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:20:14
    - I think, in fact, you actually do. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:18:28
      - Not sure I'd fancy porking Knuckles (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:22:18
        
        I once had Marco Pierre thingy's stuffed pig's trotter (hommage a Pierre Koffman) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:27:22
        
        Some people have waaayyy too much time on their hands. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:30:55
      - Took delivery of half a pig at the weekend (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:21:56
    - oh you do...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 13:14:27
insightful analysis (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 18, 12:52:33
- nicely demonstrates the contradictory media stance, I think (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:02:56
  - I was a little disappointed by the BBC's correspondent's report on Today this morning. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:08:48
    - Barely mentioned on Radio 3 (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:15:19
      - What *do* they talk about on R3? (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:16:22
        
        Very little, they play music. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:17:16
        
        The only time I ever hear R3 is when I'm trans-pennine and the R4 signal drops out a bit (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:20:29
        
        It is very mixed and they play a lot of singerist stuff, which I'm not too keen on. (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:23:38
        
        Classic FM, ugh. (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 13:27:52
        
        I know, that's why I use it very sparingly. Also, if you listen to it for more (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:35:40
    - really? missed that, but beeb have had it in for Capello for a while (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:12:53
      - It was early. Before half six. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:13:48
    - Yes (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:11:05
  - We need Harry Rednapp, he'd get them playing with passion and fire (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:05:33
    - I actually think we would play better if Redknapp was manager (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:11:20
  - We should realise our technical deficiencies and play to our strengths - (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:04:40
- No idea why the press are analysing that game to death. It was England B at best (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 12:54:38
  - Isn't England A at it's best B grade? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:02:51
  - it is still a full international fixture (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 18, 13:00:19
    - It was just more dull than all the other dull internationals. (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:02:01
      - but should "dull" preclude analysis? (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 18, 13:07:45
        
        No "dull" is just the thought of an England game, especially when the (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:11:27
- To make it worse, that miss seems to have been in injury time at 0-0 ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 12:53:32
  - more one-footed (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 18, 13:11:57
If you google "GIYLF", the top 3 results are from on off of on here (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 11:13:08
- Love this though: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 12:19:39
  - That is so wrong (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 12:39:47
- Google keeps insisting that I want to search for GILF instead (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 11:46:14
- ...and the oinkun in at a lowly 7. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 11:17:16
  - Penfolk, how do we fill up- the whole first page with results from here? (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 11:19:16
    - Ben changes the meta elements in the website's header to include "GIYLF" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 11:37:33
      - SEO = way to rake in tons of cash from the gullible (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 11:40:19
        
        What am 'SEO'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 12:23:50
        
        GIYLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 12:59:21
        
        Search Engine Optimisation (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 12:25:34
        
        Do you remember Copernicus? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 12:41:28
        
        I do, he was good at working out the bill split, but terrible table manners. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 12:44:24
        
        Incorrect answer, try again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 12:27:49
        
        Search Engine Optimization (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 12:25:24
        
        Also, poi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 12:30:20
        
        Poi fail (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 18, 12:33:53
        
        Not poi. We did this the other day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 12:33:17
        
        Bye bye, Hertz Van Rental's false poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 12:42:57
        
        Retracto-poi. My apologiez. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 12:42:40
        
        Incorrect answer, try again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 12:29:31
        
        No it int (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 12:36:41
        
        Sigh. Am I the only one committed to this? 'GIYLF' is the correct answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 18, 12:45:12
    - GIYLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 11:26:25
      - Have you seen my picture of Mark E Smith on twat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 11:55:44
        
        I thought of you when I took it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 11:56:50
        
        I haven't - not on twat any more (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 12:33:05
        
        try *and remember to*, I meant (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 12:33:39
        
        Hare gew (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 12:35:23
        
        haha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 12:39:43
        
        Is is though, isn't it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:02:30
        
        Yes, it clearly is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:04:10
      - Doesn't like it (General Chat) - pants, Nov 18, 11:34:19
      - Who made this? (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 18, 11:32:17
Panesar, Catch, and Spectaculr. Three words I never thought i'd see together in a sentance (Other Sports) - megson, Nov 18, 08:38:35
- it was a good catch but nothing that amazing tbh (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Nov 18, 09:25:30
  - In the context of "Monty fielding" it was amazing. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 09:59:22
- Oh Bollocks. SpectaculAr (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Nov 18, 08:38:55
  - Spectacliar (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 09:59:55
  - MONTY RHODES!!!! (Other Sports) - Bezley, Nov 18, 08:41:46
    - No not yet, can't YouToob at work I will find that tonight though! Hooking?? HOOKING??? (Other Sports) - megson, Nov 18, 08:47:14
      - If you can see dailymotion instead of the ooo tube ... (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 10:09:16
        
        Damn, no! Book marked for viewing at home tonight! (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Nov 18, 12:26:26
Just nipping to the shop. Before I go, quick question for the pen boys. (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 20:27:41
- Jayson Blair told us the wrath doesn't read books. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 17, 20:56:51
- it would have no effect at all (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 20:43:43
  - Almost, not quite. He might come back very slightly younger (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 20:47:01
    - but he'd still be older (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 20:49:19
      - Depends on the relative speed between him and people on earth. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 20:56:48
        
        i hope he's made up a packing list and checked over all his eqpt (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 21:00:23
        
        I'm packed and pretty much ready to go. (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 21:14:14
        
        Right well, there's what 6,000,000,000 of us. Say at an average of 75kg each? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 21:29:53
        
        So why are we here? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 21:51:29
        
        Boobs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 22:06:46
        
        hang on i shall check the internet..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 21:15:21
        
        nearest i could get.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 21:22:11
        
        Who the fuck 'weighed' the Earth? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 21:29:34
        
        magnus pyke (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 21:30:27
        
        Did that woman of Magpie hold it for him? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 21:34:49
        
        her and that jack hargreaves off of "HOW?" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 21:36:17
- fuck thats done my head in that has. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 17, 20:39:19
- If your space station is travelling very quick relative to us left on earth, then you will (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 20:38:03
- it means you touch yourself at night (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 20:33:09
- B, the mary option (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 20:29:48
- fatter-if thats possible (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 17, 20:29:06
  - It's good, but it's not right. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 20:33:33
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 17, 20:32:25
  - he asked the pen boys not the penis (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 20:30:35
    - oi, I am the cock around here. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 17, 20:32:33
Who the fuck was that doing the pitch-side intro? (Other Football) - tudders, Nov 17, 19:32:24
- Gabriel Clarke. He fluffed his lines and said "anticipointment" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 19:42:07
Food - advice needed guys... (General Chat) - Mozzer, Nov 17, 18:07:03
- Get yourselves out to South Creake and eat at the Ostrich. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 19:26:42
  - That's a joke right? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 19:40:55
    - A bit. Yes and no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 19:55:13
      - Really, tell me. My old Ma lives there. In fact, I was born there. Not in the pub though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 19:59:37
        
        It's hush hush 'til it's all settled. Got an emailage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 20:01:05
        
        Here, (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 20:04:02
        
        is it selwyns? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 20:03:03
        
        I can categorically state that it is (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 20:05:34
        
        thats a shame (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 20:10:58
        
        Wise. There are lots of less exhausting and stressful ways of spunking all your money. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 17, 20:14:15
- Tatlers or Mad Moose (One Up) (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 17, 19:12:18
- This place is nice (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Nov 17, 18:17:48
- Snooker club (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 18:16:14
- Mambo Jambos... (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Nov 17, 18:15:55
- nandos (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 18:13:25
  - chicken with a tan (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 18:16:38
Right, who is the biggest nancy boy on the Wrath? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:46:15
- Well, I do moisturise and I'm well buff. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 16:08:44
  - How do you get the moisturiser through the fur? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:12:35
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 17, 16:32:59
    - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 16:12:55
- What are the criteria? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:58:13
  - Anyone (male) who drives a Nissan Micra, Renault Megan, Mini for starters. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 16:16:52
  - Biggest blubs (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 16:15:28
    - Oh and not saying 'The Norwich' (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 16:18:43
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 16:20:52
      - *clap* *clap* *clap* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:19:10
  - Mid 40's mini driving drambuie junkie (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:03:21
    - Failed (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:12:07
- I reckon Judge wears womens swimming costumes as underwear (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:47:18
- me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 15:46:46
Anyone in Londinium, bored.....not too far from North London? (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 17, 15:35:49
- That's NW Lahndhan mate, not north like what I is... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 16:21:01
  - Just as well FP, I well recall your reaction when you saw picture of her. Right mess (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 17, 19:40:52
- In what, Mike? Trojan Women, Pins & Needles or La Boheme? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:00:17
  - Pins and Needles OG, you'll recognise her, takes after her Dad. Bit of a looker. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 17, 19:26:58
  - West Drayton? (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Nov 17, 16:38:26
- How far is the Cock Inn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:38:56
  - About 4 miles from here in Drayton (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 17, 16:00:12
  - Boooo - lost bet with self, was sure Board Perv SiH would be first with a cock joke (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:44:30
    - No need to be a bully (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 15:48:51
  - About twetty minutes walk from the PoD (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 15:41:39
  - Used to work at the cock inn, cantley (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Nov 17, 15:41:11
To all those utter c**ts who sit in traffic on the mororway with their foot on the brake (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:15:41
- ^^^^ wrath road rage (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 17, 15:49:37
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 15:20:10
- If they aren't moving, what's the problem with them having their foot on the brake?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:19:52
  - If it's dark the Highway Code frowns on it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:28:01
    - link me up, pens boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:34:30
      - Final part of s114 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:37:30
        
        brillers (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:41:40
        
        But you must have sidelights on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Nov 17, 16:26:08
        
        Yeah, I noticed that (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 15:43:51
        
        I was just imagining that conversation (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:45:44
    - i've checked that up (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:29:24
      - It was at f***ing 7.30 this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:32:21
        
        I was already at work by 0730 after a 1hr 15m commute. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:34:14
        
        I remember having to get up early for work on a cold winters morning..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 17, 15:59:22
        
        Is that an extract from your auto biography? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 16:06:01
        
        I guess that depends on how you define "suucceessffuull" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 16:02:45
        
        You got me.........but I am betting............... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 17, 20:41:48
        
        someone who doesn't have to get up early in the morning obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 16:08:34
        
        ^^^^ This..... plus having a big TV and hot tub........I have been poor (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 17, 20:38:28
        
        Doley bums don't have to get up early in the morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:09:33
        
        and anyone who has to work night shifts too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 16:13:40
        
        and dead people or live ones with no legs (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 16:24:10
        
        And vampires (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:34:51
        
        POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 16:02:25
        
        Y (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:06:48
        
        Nah (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 16:17:16
      - He might of meant last night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:32:15
        
        That's pretty near spot on. Gold star (cept it was this morning. Tombs doesn't know it's d (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:35:12
        
        oi you cheeky old alzheimers host (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:36:53
        
        like a sober father jack off of father ted? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:33:52
      - No said it was dark at the moment you flid (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:30:12
        
        ⬆ thats incompehendable (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:32:13
        
        Next time you're on holibobs, I hope your meal gets rohypnolled (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:38:09
        
        here's some concrete (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:39:40
        
        ta (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:40:13
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 15:32:37
  - Because they blind you with their f***ing great bank of ubber bright brake lights, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:21:07
    - I love it it when you see a big fuck off 4x4 people carrier type thing (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:26:38
    - So you get blinded every time someone in front of you slows down? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 15:24:52
      - re-take the test time, (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Nov 17, 15:27:18
        
        voluntary isnt it? you know after you get to 70 years old. (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:28:30
        
        that'll be why (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Nov 17, 15:29:19
        
        incl my father in-law (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:31:30
        
        Does he only go out out on Sundays? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 15:35:03
        
        mondays wed's as well as sundays (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:38:23
    - I see (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:24:10
      - pssst (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:25:50
- typical northern bastards (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:18:38
  - Tbh,tis non-regional, imo. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:21:45
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 15:17:40
Afternoon you bunch of cissies you. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:11:17
- What dilemma have you got for us today. Have you plugged the blu ray player into the (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:12:53
  - *chuckle* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:19:06
  - Nah (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 15:17:27
    - You fucking Whaternocerous? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:29:23
    - Oh you are JOKING (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:26:52
    - Twont - I don't watch the gay, girly shit (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:22:57
  - Might have but I don't have a cat and I aint got a scooby what to do with a Blue Ray Gun (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:14:18
    - coolios. Gaymers are doing 2 for 1 gig tickets on their wrappers at the mo (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:16:21
      - I was going to see Billy but am now going to Frank Turner the night before. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 17, 15:20:13
FAO FP (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 17, 15:08:10
- Seething at coldplay being complete and utter shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 16:19:32
- Lumping me in with Kenosbarmyarmy........ ouch, I might be on tilt now. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 17, 15:42:46
  - While we are lumping.... You and Jayson Blair. (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 17, 15:47:21
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 15:18:19
- Charles you shit.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 15:08:45
  - You are what you are (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 17, 15:21:52
  - Philately will get you nowhere (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 15:14:54
    - you can stamp that out now (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:17:13
      - Yeah, that's the pot calling the penny black (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 15:25:47
        
        First class punnery, SiH. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 17, 15:27:07
        
        *slurp, slurp* Otto licks the rear of SiH (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:33:33
        
        At least you're not afraid of being frank(ed). (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:35:09
- You're definitely an upper case (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 15:08:32
Was yesterday the angriest in Wrath history? (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 17, 13:32:47
- I was fuming (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 17, 14:27:36
  - excuse me, who are you? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 14:34:00
    - Lollers (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 17, 14:42:00
      - is jumbo tron? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 14:42:31
- Seeing how Carroll does should be interesting (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Nov 17, 13:43:30
  - I haven't forgiven them for Fulham... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:44:33
    - especially Bentley (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 13:46:48
      - Ha ha, yeah, the wanker... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:48:08
      - great player, just too good for us (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 13:47:42
        
        spot on (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 13:58:25
        
        thank you for your comment (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 14:07:19
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 14:10:27
        
        Thank you for your lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 14:12:08
        
        Lightweight little Homo (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 17, 13:50:05
        
        no way, his impact was as important as crouch and hucks (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 13:51:38
        
        nah (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 17, 14:01:51
    - I don't think anyone has my friend (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Nov 17, 13:45:16
- Did it involve you vs Tombs, or you vs DoY, or indeed you vs anyone? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:42:02
  - Me and Dukey are lovers now (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 17, 15:11:26
    - why don't you just fuck off eh? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 15:24:16
      - Mate - it was brilliantly misguided (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 17, 16:53:08
  - DEFCON 5 - inital shot across the bows fired. Clear this channel for updates. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 13:43:14
    - OG has tactically retreated... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:50:09
- I must be the muggiest mug alive, I really must. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 13:36:12
  - Who is Gold iPod (CUNT)? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:42:25
    - Lampard - thought the best way to try to raise money for charity was to launch a range of (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 13:45:35
      - According to that, he kindly donated his signature (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 13:49:11
        
        I didn't realise he even collected stamps (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 15:09:12
      - Gold, you know, gold, or gold plated? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:47:19
        
        "embellished" with 24 carat gold (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:54:34
        
        gold coloured nail varnish (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 13:55:32
        
        Thought so... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:55:32
        
        Tempted? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 13:49:29
        
        Just like the Sex Pistols on A&M that'll become very collectible... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:53:31
        
        Sounds tempted. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 13:52:16
      - I can't think why that idea didn't catch on, strange that! (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Nov 17, 13:47:03
      - you snooze you lose! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 13:46:38
      - Fuck me (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:46:34
    - Lampard at a guess (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 13:44:21
    - Fat Frank I think - released a gold ipod for charity but they never sold (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 13:43:46
      - classy...... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 13:45:14
        
        Nice (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:47:47
  - Never falling for the England scam again (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 13:39:17
    - so you won't watch england again? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 13:40:23
      - thank you for your comment (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 13:44:34
        
        was a question (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 13:56:20
        
        thank you for your question (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 13:57:42
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Nov 17, 14:03:13
        
        was a great question tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 13:58:57
        
        thank you for your comment (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 14:02:46
        
        was a great comment tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 14:17:35
        
        thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 14:18:13
        
        i'm talking about mine (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 14:20:25
        
        thank you for your comment (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 14:24:51
        
        hopefully it will inspire you (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 14:27:44
      - I do wonder out of all the pointless internationals we play... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:41:51
        
        Fuck me if I'm wrong (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Nov 17, 13:44:36
        
        From a pure footy/entertainment POV is it finished 4-4 that would be great... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:46:31
        
        ITV I think (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Nov 17, 13:48:10
        
        In which case I'll hate myself more cos I'll watch it and it'll be disappointing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:54:15
      - Down boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:40:53
- As a commited lurker (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Nov 17, 13:36:03
- TFFT... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 13:35:46
- lol me too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 13:34:13
Did we ever confirm how many yellow's Holt has at the moment (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 17, 12:32:10
- yes, yes we did (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 12:35:46
- √9 (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 12:34:05
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 12:32:42
fao steve (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 12:02:53
- Expertly brought to the top. Get started on that book pronto before you lose your edge (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 12:11:34
  - didn't want you missing out (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 12:15:06
    - What SiH said about the landlord's agents is undoubtedly true (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 12:32:35
      - Now there is a very good point... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 12:38:16
        
        In summary... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 12:56:29
      - that's a rather simplistic view imo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 12:35:17
        
        What? That the Irish were to blame for the potato famine? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 12:42:41
        
        I've just realised there's an Irish Gay Off brewing here and yet there's so sign of ralf (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 12:45:14
        
        Really needs Chelts invloved if we're going to have a proper Paddy Off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 12:47:08
        
        You're having a giraffe? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 12:49:09
        
        He was spat at in Cork. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 12:50:25
        
        Isn't that what Princess Margaret was overheard saying when hearing of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 12:57:14
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 12:53:14
        
        getting the caravan gave it away! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 13:30:42
        
        no (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 12:43:55
        
        Why not? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 12:47:49
        
        will do (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 12:49:03
        
        Just a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 12:38:29
Fuck off Osborne (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:20:05
- Because you owe us one after the Potato famine? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 11:30:27
  - What day do we stop in silence over that sorry part of British history? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 11:33:19
    - We kind of ignore that and all the other 'regrettable' things. It's for the best. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 11:36:03
      - unless they guantanomo us off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:37:13
        
        We'd get Guinness-boarded (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:38:17
        
        Where do I queue? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:53:33
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:44:59
    - spud thursday (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:34:47
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 11:35:05
    - Never (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 11:34:18
  - you will pay the price for being fussy eaters (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 11:33:07
    - The greedy land owners of course being English (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 11:34:41
      - Much of it was caused by the breaking up of large farms into smaller land by the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:37:58
      - *cough* (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:36:55
        
        Yes, the Ulster plantation (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 11:38:51
      - descended from angles and saxons (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:36:19
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 11:36:11
        
        pwnd! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 11:41:53
        
        oh (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 11:56:05
        
        thank you for your comment (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 12:01:19
        
        You did start it by posting "pwned" though, didn't you? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 12:07:45
        
        guilty (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 12:10:13
        
        Yay (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 12:12:20
        
        New pants ? Excellent. I was almost to the point of turning him inside out! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 12:17:06
        
        was steve's comment tbf (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 12:02:35
  - The EU already gave "you" gazillions. Shame it got pissed up a wall. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:31:55
- Gideon is a fan of their economy though... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 11:29:29
- The Irish keep resisting a bail out. Would be a bit cheeky, seeing as they got themselves (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:25:01
- because they will all end up over here on our dole? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:24:40
  - Not if the Euro-zone mugs sort them out (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:27:06
    - all my loot is in eurosons (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:34:19
  - The Celtic Tiger (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 11:25:45
  - Lazy bastards (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:25:28
just had an idea for a book (NCFC) - south, Nov 17, 11:15:05
- i've thought of doing a gay off guide (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 11:31:36
  - A masterclass, so to speak. From the maestro. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:32:25
    - you can say that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 11:33:22
- You could do a book of norwich city FACTS though (NCFC) - megson, Nov 17, 11:27:00
- As long as it contains facts about Grant Holt having his first Brazillian (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Nov 17, 11:17:54
- Brilliant idea (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:17:26
- that would be novel (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:15:56
  - Bookmark this post (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 11:16:47
    - you are just the chapter do it (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:17:46
      - Nice one Tomes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:25:35
        
        Not sure he has the spine (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:25:48
        
        Oh I don't know, he's the font of all knowledge (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 17, 11:28:26
        
        We could page-rald Scarfe to do the illustrations. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 17, 13:16:09
        
        Disappointed with the volume of book puns, tbf. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 13:16:02
I have a real like dilemma: If a customer has under paid by ?7*.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:24:05
- If the person has underpaid, surely you just tell the person that unless (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Nov 17, 13:03:03
  - There is an update to all of this but can't say what it is for now (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 14:31:33
    - oh it was for Delia and Michaels Spanish Villa after all! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 14:35:11
- Depends whether you're making more than ?7 margin (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 17, 10:46:00
  - Yep, margin is covered which was another reason I asked the question... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:59:03
    - If it's new business I don't even see a dilemma (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:08:42
    - *now* & *OG* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 11:00:16
    - you're a business not a charity (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 11:00:01
      - well he's not a charity lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 11:00:30
- Send your goons over there to rough him up abit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 10:37:17
  - Times are hard mate so that would be just me flying over to kick him... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:39:39
    - It'll be worth it though. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 10:43:49
      - I think, on reflection, I'm going to do the following... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:51:37
        
        If he's a fellow City fan (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 10:56:01
        
        Ha ha... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:59:47
- Don't ask for it, and overcharge him next time. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:32:04
- maybe mention you will let them off the 7 quid (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 10:25:38
  - Yeah, maybe... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:29:03
- Depends on if the order is ?8 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 10:25:04
  - No. no it isn't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:27:15
    - bank charges innit? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 17, 11:07:22
      - Nah, I think he's a good egg, I think it's a conversion thing.... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 11:10:10
    - boasting now (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 10:31:07
      - The order is what it is Mr Spurs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:33:48
        
        What has he bought? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 10:35:15
        
        Who? Brandy? Nothing as he's a Spurs fan... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:37:25
      - say gn to worzel (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 10:33:05
    - Leave it on their account (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 10:29:37
      - I think that's pretty much what Mrs Panda would say... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:33:02
        
        Just write a polite note saying "You've underpaid by ?7, don't worry about it now, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:41:31
        
        Yes, yes you're right... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:42:20
        
        haha, whichever book he's read this tactic in, or whoever told him to do this (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 10:52:54
        
        But it assumes you're going to get another order (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:48:46
        
        I know, I agree, hence my question... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:52:25
        
        However you decide to deal with it (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 10:57:04
FAO Hippy Flare Wearing Martin Peters... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:12:05
- Why Thankyou FP... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Nov 17, 10:16:55
  - "Yes or Genesis." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:21:43
    - Damn! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Nov 17, 10:23:57
      - Status Quo (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:25:21
        
        This hasn't gone unnoticed, by the way. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 12:59:01
      - Well, I wholeheartedly approve of The Massive Attacks and Lemon Jelly. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:25:06
  - "Yes or Genesis".. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:18:40
    - Ah, But, Now, Hang On.... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Nov 17, 10:22:50
      - Only joshing.... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:25:07