What about if, right, say you had just bought some mint desert boots from Dogfish and were

meandering up Bedford Street towards the Wild Man and Shears when a precocious Melanie wanged up to you right quick on her Zero Brockman Flashback and did a method air grab right over the top of your Saucony Jazz originals, shouted "Eat that you mother!" and then landed wrong with her miniskirted legs akimbo.

Would you run off crying like the stupid little girl that you are - down St Andrew's Hill and go right close to the window of The Dog House and do some sort of f**king mincer dance with flowers in your hair?

Or... would you release her bulbous fanny from its cotton prison and braid her curly tresses so it resembled a magical arbour, then lick the slit?

hmmm? hmmm?

What's it to be? In the event of this likely scenario happening, which course of action do you think you might take?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on November 18th 2010 at 13:25:46

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What about if, right, say you had just bought some mint desert boots from Dogfish and were (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:25:46
- I would recreate the magical arbour (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 18, 13:54:02
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:54:30
- i'd give her a good lappin (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:53:20
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:54:12
- B without a shadow of a doubt! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 13:47:35
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:29
- I would probably... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 13:45:07
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:17
- B ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 18, 13:42:40
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:03
  - yummy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:44:54
    - Nearly didn't click on that link OG ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 18, 13:50:08
- a. run... cry... doghouse window... mincer dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:37:14
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:38:54
    - huh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:40:02
      - Mary Avoider! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 13:45:29
        
        Oh I see. That's a bit unfair (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:56:33
        
        You had me at "Bang & Olufsen" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:06:12
        
        I'll go out with you , you smooth talking barsteward! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 14:00:03
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:59:33
- b, although I'm a bit worried about 'precocious' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:35:40
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:36:50
    - phew. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:37:30
- b. Can't resist a miniskirt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:33:50
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:35:31
- Woah, dilemmas are getting more sexually explicit every time (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:29:04
  - I wasn't brought up that way but it's surely common sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:32:14
    - Tere's a lot of Wrathers opting for a tongueful of rotting tuna, so maybe not (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:37:32
      - You must have been with some dutty girls OG! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:38:36
        
        Au contraire (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:39:53
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:48
- fanny...slit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:29:02
  - good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:32
    - Board Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:31:30
      - that's Schteve, surely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:37:09
        
        Swot I meant - mbk pointed out that Schteve can be relied on to choose the Mary option (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:38:23
        
        I think that's who OG meant. Unless he didn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:37:45
- a for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:28:28
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:09
- Can I ask a question? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:27:36
  - You're not supposed to, but ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:28:20
    - What is her level of cleanliness? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:29:41
      - I don't know. You need to decide without knowing. That's life. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:30:54
        
        OK, I'll go with the slit (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:33:02
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:33:17
- Option number (b) deffo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:26:53
  - good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:27:55

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