Oh I see. That's a bit unfair

If the incident really did happen, and it were up to me, then my natural instincts would be to compliment her breasts, mention that I've just withdrawn ten pounds from the cash machine next to Bang & Olufsen and offer to take her to Weatherspoons or something. Unless she was really classy then I'd might stretch to a nandos.

Just don't believe in rushing into things.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on November 18th 2010 at 13:56:33

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What about if, right, say you had just bought some mint desert boots from Dogfish and were (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:25:46
- I would recreate the magical arbour (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 18, 13:54:02
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:54:30
- i'd give her a good lappin (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:53:20
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:54:12
- B without a shadow of a doubt! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 13:47:35
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:29
- I would probably... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 13:45:07
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:17
- B ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 18, 13:42:40
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:48:03
  - yummy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:44:54
    - Nearly didn't click on that link OG ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 18, 13:50:08
- a. run... cry... doghouse window... mincer dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:37:14
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:38:54
    - huh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:40:02
      - Mary Avoider! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 13:45:29
        
        Oh I see. That's a bit unfair (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:56:33
        
        You had me at "Bang & Olufsen" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 14:06:12
        
        I'll go out with you , you smooth talking barsteward! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 14:00:03
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Nov 18, 13:59:33
- b, although I'm a bit worried about 'precocious' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:35:40
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:36:50
    - phew. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:37:30
- b. Can't resist a miniskirt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:33:50
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:35:31
- Woah, dilemmas are getting more sexually explicit every time (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:29:04
  - I wasn't brought up that way but it's surely common sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:32:14
    - Tere's a lot of Wrathers opting for a tongueful of rotting tuna, so maybe not (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:37:32
      - You must have been with some dutty girls OG! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:38:36
        
        Au contraire (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:39:53
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:48
- fanny...slit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 18, 13:29:02
  - good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:32
    - Board Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:31:30
      - that's Schteve, surely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 13:37:09
        
        Swot I meant - mbk pointed out that Schteve can be relied on to choose the Mary option (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 13:38:23
        
        I think that's who OG meant. Unless he didn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:37:45
- a for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 18, 13:28:28
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:29:09
- Can I ask a question? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:27:36
  - You're not supposed to, but ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:28:20
    - What is her level of cleanliness? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:29:41
      - I don't know. You need to decide without knowing. That's life. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:30:54
        
        OK, I'll go with the slit (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 13:33:02
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:33:17
- Option number (b) deffo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 18, 13:26:53
  - good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 13:27:55

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