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what a dreadful week (General Chat) - Oxfam Volunteer, Jun 9, 14:30:53
- "Some horrible dwarf" (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 9, 15:15:48
- lollage (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Jun 9, 14:39:21
- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:32:47
  - One tiny bit though, do you get reviews for being a volunteer? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 9, 14:35:30
Tottenham are preparing an improved ?8m offer for Ipswich's (Other Football) - caley canary, Jun 9, 09:08:52
- The whole thing reminds me of Chrissy Martin it really does. (Other Football) - songwriter, Jun 9, 09:16:40
  - Wickham will be twice the player CM is. (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 9, 09:21:04
    - "scouts from all of the top clubs watching every week since he was about 12" (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 09:22:36
      - I believe he was at Reading and his family relocted to Suffolk (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 9, 09:29:27
      - Just saw this on his wiki (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 09:24:31
        
        I hope that he is a good player who goes on to great things (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 9, 09:30:41
        
        Ryan Jarvis debut against Wolves, the rave reviews (Other Football) - pants, Jun 9, 10:21:01
        
        They did (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:45:27
        
        Ipswich will benefit one way or the other though! How we could use 8 million!! (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:33:44
        
        Thing is, as they delighted in telling us when Evans took over, they're "fucking loaded" a (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 09:37:08
        
        I'd be well chuffed if we got 8 million for a kid (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:42:00
        
        After reading that, don't bother telling us about yourself (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:46:20
        
        You fuck off you stuck up pompous twat. (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:48:33
        
        WooooOOOOOOoooooo. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 09:49:30
        
        Thank you for spotting him (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:57:15
        
        Yeah, OK, bucks. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 09:44:02
- Blimey! 8 Million will make them promotion contenders for sure (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:10:47
  - "them" (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 09:16:31
    - eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:18:45
      - Oh, you think i'm an Ipswich fan (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:21:30
        
        Tell us about yourself then Bob (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:44:14
        
        I have two usernames! (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Jun 9, 09:54:58
Who is England captain now Rio's been mercked? (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:01:19
- Steven Onion Head (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 9, 09:10:00
- ard. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 09:08:23
- Gerr (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 09:08:13
- Why is that a thought? (n/m) (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:06:38
  - I mean, he's a great player and a leader on the pitch (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:14:32
    - "It doesn't really happen in any other sphere of life apart from politics" (Other Football) - Monty Peculiar, Jun 9, 10:25:28
    - Nothing to do with private life (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:39:29
    - but being captain of a football team is solely a PR position (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 9, 09:24:02
      - Hmm, hadn't thought of that, have always regarded captaincy as an on field thing (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:41:39
        
        David James would be great! (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 9, 09:48:18
        
        Lampard, actually, would be an ideal mumbler of platitudes then looking good for camera (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:58:14
- Benson. Hedges will be his deputy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Jun 9, 09:03:39
- Stevie G (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 09:02:20
  - Oh Deary Me (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:23:43
    - Who would you pick then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:31:47
      - As captain? (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:38:29
        
        Never should have had it taken off him in the first place (Other Football) - Bob Malachy, Jun 9, 09:46:12
- Gerrard. (Other Football) - thirdlion, Jun 9, 09:02:14
  - Was away last week (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 9, 09:22:53
Dodge van Poo Poo (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 9, 06:28:23
- Are you going to do this every day? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 9, 09:09:23
- Very Dodgy Predictions (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 9, 06:31:30
Otsemobor (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 8, 22:42:36
- My opinion of Irvine have gone down a notch. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 9, 02:32:47
- Cool story (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 8, 22:54:39
My World Cup dream (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jun 8, 20:29:20
- ok (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 8, 20:32:32
  - She told me that I was 'the one' (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jun 8, 20:34:53
Mrs Lurd is at Queens at the moment watching Murray (Other Sports) - lurd, Jun 8, 18:14:48
- Not much to understand (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 8, 18:20:45
  - IYO (n/m) (Other Sports) - lurd, Jun 8, 18:33:19
- she'll learn to love it (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 8, 18:16:33
  - I backed him on sets at 2-0 (Other Sports) - lurd, Jun 8, 18:21:16
    - i think you can collect now (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 8, 18:22:37
On the Oink'un a poster called Can You Sit Down Please says that Forster is a done deal (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 8, 13:01:03
- He is usually right, very reliable. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 8, 13:09:03
  - ooh I am starting to feel a little quiver of anticipation (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:12:51
    - Well if CUSDP say's it's a deal it's a deal, even though he had a go at me once on here. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 8, 13:14:27
      - Who is he on here then? (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:18:14
        
        "Beastly":-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 8, 13:20:07
        
        he posted as Can you sit down please I believe, Colney Rodent of of here is reliable but (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 8, 13:20:01
- Normally bang on was about lambert and various others (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Jun 8, 13:08:28
- That is mental at games isn't it? You're sat down, you can see the corner flag (NCFC) - pants, Jun 8, 13:04:32
  - It's excitement mate, natural reaction (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 8, 13:15:34
    - It'll be a right bugger when you're old, your knob doesn't work (NCFC) - pants, Jun 8, 13:20:42
  - Agreed... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Jun 8, 13:05:46
    - I know. I can imagine it impacts on those that don't, about 0% (NCFC) - pants, Jun 8, 13:12:59
- Usually is (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 8, 13:03:21
Selwyn's decided to move his trolling to the Pink Un (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 8, 12:40:15
- He craves my attention, and doesn't get it (NCFC) - pants, Jun 8, 12:49:07
  - ............. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 8, 12:51:54
    - Self awareness (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 8, 13:08:22
- im still here! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 8, 12:42:53
  - Can't believe you're slating us on there (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 8, 12:57:33
    - The Editor of Milk likes this (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jun 8, 15:41:57
Passion Pit (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 7, 23:25:37
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 23:29:03
  - who are they? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 7, 23:30:31
    - FFS (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 23:47:00
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 7, 23:27:26
  - they are no Ndubz (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 7, 23:30:48
    - i've gone off ndubz (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 7, 23:33:14
      - rhythm ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 7, 23:33:48
    - Not being Ndubz... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 7, 23:32:20
      - well I'd agree (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 7, 23:33:24
Buffalo Springfield, For What it's Worth - some time in my years I've heard (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 7, 21:24:11
- Oui3? (General Chat) - McD, Jun 7, 22:36:30
- Didn't the Muppets cover it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 7, 21:47:02
  - ......... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 7, 22:33:19
- Might have been Cher? (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 21:43:29
- List of covers here (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 7, 21:41:31
- (That's "Stop, children, what's that sound" for avoidance of doubt) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 7, 21:25:01
  - was it this blonde, curly-haired lovely? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 7, 21:28:30
    - They were on telly on t'weekend (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 7, 21:31:52
      - they're blummen good (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 7, 22:07:59
        
        Have you heard (General Chat) - The Trumpington Riot, Jun 7, 22:17:21
        
        I'm sure I have as I have a couple of spirit albums (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 7, 22:39:53
        
        who used that first I wonder, them or led zep (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 7, 22:42:12
        
        By 2 years it was (General Chat) - The Trumpington Riot, Jun 7, 22:55:00
        
        ... (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 23:31:20
        
        yeah I saw that on that yt link (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 7, 23:02:44
        
        Strange isn't it? (General Chat) - The Trumpington Riot, Jun 7, 23:05:48
        
        I'm fairly sure that he and Hendrix actually played together (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 7, 23:10:49
URL Fail (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 14:00:50
- Schoolboy snigger (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 7, 14:05:04
- lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 7, 14:04:32
- What were you searching for? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 14:03:56
  - Carrots genuinely glazed with cum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 14:04:35
hi y'all - - - just back from a weeks holibobs in Gozo (Malta) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 7, 11:42:50
- Doc's gone (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 11:53:33
- Signed a couple last week. Smith from Rangers & Fox from Col U. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 7, 11:51:50
  - chairs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 7, 12:05:28
Who has an England flag on their car then? (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 11:32:42
- I saw a white transit van on Saturday that had had red gaffa tape applied to both (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 11:38:42
- my little boy wanted one on ours.... I told him it was too Chavvy but (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 7, 11:36:33
  - what and you think the chavs bought it too? 5finger discount (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jun 7, 13:43:28
  - He will thank you in the long run. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 7, 11:50:48
    - indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 7, 12:06:06
What are everyone's thoughts on the signings so far? (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 11:25:14
- WE WILL WIN (n/m) (NCFC) - fareastcanary, Jun 7, 19:14:50
- meh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 7, 12:06:10
- Overall going mostly by fans opinions of the Clubs they have left to join us (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 7, 11:37:31
  - Re: Foxy (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 7, 11:45:08
    - Mulryne was excellent until Dailly broke his leg, after that he lost the little pace he (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 7, 11:46:07
      - Yes. My point is, though, is that Fox is attributed to have all the same skills Mulryne ha (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 7, 11:47:02
        
        d (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 7, 11:47:12
  - Crofts, I forgot about him! Too many signings, everyone should be on holiday. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 11:41:37
- I don't expect too many cash signings (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 11:36:55
  - I wouldn't get hung up on the big screen thing too much, I think it was a bit of a throw (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 11:48:36
  - Our board has only been in place for a year. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 11:40:56
    - Meet the board (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 12:09:51
      - For 3 of the 6, including the Chairman and Chief Exec, it's less than year, isn't it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 7, 12:14:10
        
        Whether or not it's more or less than a year, this is in SUBSTANCE a very new board (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 7, 12:22:21
        
        Yes, so whilst soe of the current board have been on the board for longer, this board has (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 12:20:30
        
        I think plenty of alarm bells went off (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 12:53:58
        
        How do you know it cost us that? Was it us or the promoter? I don't know how it works so I (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:01:57
        
        We also know why we are so indebted fro previous accounts. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:15:05
        
        Isn't a lot of this conjecture though? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 14:23:48
        
        No you misunderstand my point. I was talking about prior to now. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 14:40:06
        
        good post, I agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 7, 13:39:40
        
        Erm, I'm guessing cos we cancelled it (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:11:39
        
        Did we cancel it? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:15:20
        
        Yeah, cos we want to put the 1100 more seats in (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:16:45
        
        We cancelled it, or the promoter due to lack of interest and that was the story put out to (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:21:02
        
        I haven't seen any official stories about lack of interest (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:35:18
        
        OH JUST FUCK OFF (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 13:43:41
        
        1100 x 22 matches (min) x say ?15 (conservative) = ?363,000 turnover for one season. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:39:37
        
        Yes, I appreciate that (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:42:19
        
        this is a fair point once it's confirmed we owe somebody some money (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 7, 13:48:12
        
        Tru dat. But commercially, if it became obvious that Tom wasn't going to sell out it may (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:47:49
        
        The guy is worth about ?200m (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:23:12
        
        The concert had only sold around 3000 tickets. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 13:28:55
        
        I've stuck to the facts (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:39:53
        
        The offical line is that it's "Postponed" (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 13:45:19
        
        It's Not Unusual. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 7, 13:47:56
        
        Are we reverting back to rational debate now? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:47:39
        
        I'll tell you what, if you promise not to mention this until it's confirmed (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 7, 13:50:24
        
        Nah, it's fine, it will come out eventually (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:53:41
        
        They probably wighed up any cost and looked at it against revenue from seats and decided (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:30:26
        
        But he hadn't had he? Sales were going badly weren't they? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:27:17
        
        Yes but was it us or the promoter? (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 13:20:11
        
        Their will have been consquences to postponing it (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 13:21:58
        
        The promoter hires the ground. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 7, 13:08:11
        
        oooooooooooo missus (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 7, 12:22:40
        
        Oooh you are awful... (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 12:24:29
        
        ........ (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 7, 12:27:33
        
        McNasty could give me a new feel any time he wanted (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 7, 12:26:25
        
        He could massage my double entry to elicit a dividend anytime he wanted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 12:31:04
        
        He could slide into my seat without a season ticket (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 7, 12:42:19
        
        He could value my assets and strip out anything required (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 7, 12:46:24
        
        He could budg-et in many different ways (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 7, 12:48:37
        
        He could make an unauthorised approach for my prized assets (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 7, 13:00:24
        
        He could orally discipline my staff member. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 13:03:35
        
        He could do a 360' appraisal and work out some issues (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 7, 13:08:53
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 13:55:58
        
        couldn't be arsed (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 7, 14:02:52
  - "froogle" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 7, 11:39:53
    - ahem (NCFC) - pants, Jun 7, 11:49:35
- I know what you mean.. (NCFC) - loz, Jun 7, 11:35:13
  - Re Cody (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jun 7, 11:38:11
    - a loan would be good.. (NCFC) - loz, Jun 7, 11:43:11
- Think Lambert is going to go defensive TBH (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 7, 11:31:42
  - If Rusty is off we need another destructive player in there unless Smithy is going to sit. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 11:34:11
    - Personally think Smith is great at that role (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 7, 11:35:46
      - We need an alternative though. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 7, 11:38:52
just got my itinerary of work-trips - 5 bloody foreign trips in 2 months ffs (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 4, 22:55:11
- No sympathy from me. (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 4, 23:23:39
  - was a bit of a whinge I suppose (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 4, 23:32:04
- glamourous ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 4, 23:06:24
- Bogot?? Is it beautiful? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 4, 23:00:35
  - not particularly, no beaches either! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 4, 23:05:52
    - plenty of coke? (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Jun 4, 23:29:27
      - it's not hard to find in Colombia no (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 4, 23:32:49
        
        Will be in Capetown for the Algeria game, (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Jun 4, 23:42:23
        
        ah yes, the famous dagga (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 4, 23:51:03
        
        Hope you enjoy your work trips, & (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Jun 5, 00:00:53
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY MIDFIELDERS (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 4, 12:23:01
- unless you have a team full of them and literally nothing else (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Jun 4, 12:34:59
  - Barry Fry at B'ham stylee (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jun 4, 12:36:12
Couple of Roomers (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 3, 14:07:55
- Sheff Wed turned down Burnley's ?1.5mil offer last season for him... (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jun 3, 14:34:07
  - Sheff Weds have been relegated since then, lost their Chairman (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 14:38:56
    - did i see wolfs are trying to buy the scotish frontman (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 3, 14:41:06
      - must admit, that did sound mental (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 3, 14:43:08
        
        steven fletcher 8 million according to skysports (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 3, 14:52:12
        
        He's shit, isn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 3, 14:54:55
        
        i can't remember him doing too much last season (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 3, 14:57:51
        
        Can imagine with good service he'd be really useful (NCFC) - pants, Jun 3, 15:01:11
        
        wouldnt you rather have say Beattie who's proved he can do it in prem? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 3, 15:21:46
        
        Yeah, wonder what Beattie is on at Stoke (NCFC) - pants, Jun 3, 15:27:06
        
        25k at Sheff Utd in the champ? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jun 3, 15:37:29
        
        Yeah I knew in rumours that, that was the figure (NCFC) - pants, Jun 3, 15:40:34
    - Also just sayin he is a year nearer the end of his contract like. Just sayin. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 3, 14:40:00
I reckon Marina's a Norwich fan (General Chat) - pants, Jun 3, 13:53:38
- why didn't someone tell the guitarist (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 3, 14:34:00
- I love her (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 3, 14:06:31
  - Our old next door but one neighbour had a brown Morris Marina in the 70's. It was shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 14:20:35
    - I love Marina Hyde. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 3, 14:28:19
      - I'd Hyde my Marina in her hairy garage anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 14:29:07
        
        hairy garage ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 3, 14:31:04
        
        Unless she was up on ramps. Then I'd park it on cleavage close. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 14:33:14
        
        ^^^ having a mid-life crisis^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 3, 14:39:27
        
        Cock off. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 14:40:44
        
        "hairy garage" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 14:29:53
        
        I nearly went for "reverse my Marina into her hairy car port" but thought better of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 14:31:01
Smith, offer from Rangers (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jun 3, 12:13:40
- It should be obvious that Lambert has a 3 year plan. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 3, 18:58:02
  - Also worth mentioning about Smith. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 3, 19:06:37
- He our new left back? Good to see Lambert knows it's a weak position that needs sorting (NCFC) - pants, Jun 3, 12:18:49
  - Will be out of Drury or Smith now (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 3, 12:22:03
    - Drury got another year? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 3, 12:25:06
      - the real test (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jun 3, 12:31:38
    - let's not forget (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 3, 12:22:31
      - I think he is pretty much finished at the club. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 3, 19:00:27
  - Reckon we've seen the last of Rosey (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 3, 12:19:48
FAO: SiH, APB, EoM, Arganth, Tricky, GB, Lurd, Huge Small, jafski, meggers (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 3, 09:04:46
- I'd love to, leaving at 5:30 am satdee to go to wales though. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 3, 11:29:53
- I'd prefer Saturday. If I recover from Wednesday. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jun 3, 10:40:15
- I've got a gig on Saturday night. (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 3, 09:35:01
- I need to get back to East Angular quicker than this. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jun 3, 09:25:04
  - Morning Timmy (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 3, 09:26:21
    - Morning Marky (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jun 3, 09:29:24
      - Long time no see.... how's tricks? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 3, 09:31:23
        
        I'm fine thank you... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jun 3, 09:34:39
        
        good to hear you'll be local again.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 3, 09:39:59
        
        Good luck fella. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jun 3, 09:44:39
        
        Just need to get out of the house now.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 3, 09:50:57
        
        Yes, ST in Jarrold secured. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jun 3, 09:57:51
- As much as I would like to, I have the kids this weekend from tonight to Sunday. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 3, 09:22:02
- Proper concrete weather today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 09:15:11
- Satdee. Just a quicky for me though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 09:11:01
  - whatever, as far as I'm concerned (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 3, 09:14:37
    - Will you be taking in the owl sanctuary? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 3, 09:20:44
    - Brillers. Nice weather for it. Go to the Bressingham Garden House for lunch. Top boozer.* (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 09:18:31
      - oh (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 3, 09:40:59
        
        (lucky I didn't try and find it.... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 3, 09:42:42
        
        Not me guv. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 09:45:45
      - why just a quicky for you on satdee, btw? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 3, 09:31:02
        
        I have other commitments, basically drinking in another pub elsewhere. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 09:38:57
      - Is the reason you love the Kings (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 09:26:44
        
        Not so, I've seen him in the Berstrete Gates. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 3, 09:29:02
        
        from your descriptions (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 09:32:23
        
        Indeed. There's even been a virtual me in there. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jun 3, 09:35:31
        
        True dat. They actually throw you into the BSG. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 09:35:26
        
        good concept (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 09:39:20
        
        Before they do, they check if you're armed, if not they give you a shiv. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 3, 09:40:42
So following the actions of yesterday. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 2, 12:42:12
A bit more from McNally, on change in ambition for last season (NCFC) - megson, Jun 2, 12:31:17
- That is astonishing. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 2, 12:40:30
  - Musthaveof been why they let Gunn buy so much crap. (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 2, 12:51:53
  - Indeed. Bullet. Dodged. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 2, 12:47:14
Baines, Huddlestone, Scott Parker, Dawson, Walcott, Johnson, Bent (Other Football) - songwriter, Jun 1, 13:52:06
- Gay (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jun 1, 13:56:47
whass happened to the pinkin message board? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 1, 12:05:02
- There was a rather graphic depiction of what someone was planning to do, (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 1, 13:13:42
- Did this fantasy involve 1st Wiz, Jas the barclay Jonathan King, and a pneumatic drill? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 1, 12:22:55
- Now I like a good rape fantasy as much as the next rapist, but to post it on the Pink Un. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Jun 1, 12:11:12
- Just re clicked that link I put on here (General Chat) - pants, Jun 1, 12:07:27
- wtf? (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 1, 12:05:27
Col u to announce new manager at 1pm today (Other Football) - conker, May 31, 12:25:52
- 12 months would qualify for a testimonial there (n/m) (Other Football) - dear prudence, May 31, 12:47:00
- Magic Jim (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 31, 12:36:22
Fuming (Other Football) - Charles21, May 31, 11:00:34
- there will be a bbc app for their games (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 31, 12:55:55
  - when is it available ffs? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 31, 13:01:19
    - when the world cup starts at a guess! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:26:03
  - no rights issues? Spose not, cos all games will be on terrestrial in all countries (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 31, 12:58:20
    - only showing their own games (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:28:25
      - sorry its been postponed! (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:30:57
        
        tv catch up will be just as good anyway (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:32:15
- Hope you get sacked (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 31, 11:31:26
- iPhone.tvcatchup.com (Other Football) - Clipper, May 31, 11:22:22
  - Is the correct answer, I turned it into a homepage app thingy, (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, May 31, 11:49:33
    - Wroth dun't work on mine (Other Football) - Bezley, May 31, 12:53:14
      - that's how it is for everyone (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:33:19
    - Watch your data plan though, O2 tried to bend me over on that before. (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, May 31, 11:51:27
      - never had a problem (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 31, 13:26:28
      - really? (Other Football) - Charles21, May 31, 12:16:53
  - Good thinking (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 31, 11:38:08
  - Good thinking (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 31, 11:37:45
  - Unless you are in foreign land. Bastards (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 11:28:31
- have you tried the iraqgoals website? might have to google to get to it. (n/m) (Other Football) - doncoop, May 31, 11:07:17
  - i guess so but always find that a bit slow (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 31, 12:23:43
- I'm sure the games will be repeated at civilised times (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 31, 11:05:58
  - oh (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 31, 12:23:54
Why do I permit myself to stray on to the pink'un MB? (General Chat) - King, May 31, 09:35:23
- Have you seen First Wizards comments today? (General Chat) - lurd, May 31, 11:23:37
- talking of which - we've missed a whole day of dodgy rumours (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 31, 09:45:19
  - Cobblers that may be (General Chat) - King, May 31, 10:31:21
    - I am only smart enough to copy and paste. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 31, 16:38:14
Dennis Hopper has hopped off (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, May 29, 18:16:05
- Has anyone off here ever died? (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 18:52:45
  - not a regular as far as I'm aware (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 29, 18:54:38
- RIP Dennis (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 18:19:01
- was he on the bus? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 29, 18:16:21
  - More bender than bendy (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, May 29, 18:22:02
  - Rip? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 18:19:12
    - Cancer 1 Hopper 0 (n/m) (General Chat) - Trombones, May 29, 18:20:12
      - Couldn't justin timberlake get cancer instead? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 18:27:47
        
        i don't think it works like that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 29, 18:40:19
        
        Are you sure? I think I've seen similar things done in films (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 29, 18:47:54
If say 15,000 people turned up to the Tom Jones show at ?40 a ticket (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 17:16:35
- I believe the official story is this. (General Chat) - lurd, May 28, 18:15:05
  - We would have still been liable to someone (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 19:29:23
    - We would had to have paid the promoter presumably? (General Chat) - lurd, May 28, 19:44:16
  - pants will be seething!!! (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 18:17:44
    - "my football club" ha ha ha ha ha (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 18:54:25
      - yes my football club (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 19:47:51
        
        "attempted hundreds of games" (General Chat) - amazing ball bag, May 28, 21:43:11
        
        Displaced aggression (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 19:59:37
        
        displaced? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 20:06:10
        
        What are you playing at now ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 28, 19:56:01
        
        In your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 28, 19:51:00
- They fucked up. (General Chat) - usacanary, May 28, 17:36:42
- Ageing crooners (General Chat) - amazing ball bag, May 28, 17:36:25
- Sensible answers are also welcome (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 17:22:06
  - why do you care? (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, May 28, 17:27:33
    - I've looked it up. (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 17:36:50
      - it's not 'we're' scummer (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 17:42:53
        
        I've never been to Ipswich's ground (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 17:48:58
        
        you dislike norwich city (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 17:51:11
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 17:52:29
      - If this is the biggest fuck up they make this season we are in great shape. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 28, 17:38:22
        
        The season hasn't even started (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 17:41:56
        
        Oh..... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 28, 17:57:12
        
        Glad you saw that :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 18:00:52
        
        You win........ (General Chat) - usacanary, May 28, 18:17:09
        
        One day I'll get a meat spin, one day!!! (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 18:55:43
        
        No point............it's already in your favorites (General Chat) - usacanary, May 28, 19:26:35
        
        I see you're used to favourites the American way. Do you say Herbs or erbs? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 28, 19:37:14
        
        Oh..... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 28, 20:03:31
        
        So pants......... while we are changing subjects at will.......... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 28, 20:04:40
- If say... (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, May 28, 17:20:26
- stalk another club please (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 17:17:41
?7.5M (seven point five million)??? (Other Football) - Duck, May 27, 15:51:20
- Should be fun in their dressing room with him and Christophe Berra (Other Football) - Jambocanary, May 27, 17:38:42
- Good - at least he won't be in our division! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kirrie, May 27, 17:16:19
- I think he's a good striker. (Other Football) - lurd, May 27, 16:08:42
  - yeah i remember brolin (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 27, 16:10:57
- lol i thought he was the bournemouth guy (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 27, 15:53:54
  - Fletcher ?7.5m thought it could only be the Man Utd one (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 27, 15:55:22
    - yeah that's who i thought with the fletcher bit (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 27, 15:58:28
Apparently Leeds tried to buy FF outright but got told by Newcastle that he was coming (NCFC) - lmc, May 27, 15:16:47
- Is this fo'realsz (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 27, 15:26:48
  - According to one of the coaches at Leeds who has spoken to my housemate (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, May 27, 15:50:44
- Yeah and apparently we were in for fabregas but he has his heart set on Barca (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, May 27, 15:20:48
have you been on holiday to blackpool? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 14:59:32
- no, but i have been on holiday to Great Yarmouth (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 27, 15:14:28
  - PIKEY ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 16:32:05
- I went when I was a kid. Loved it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 27, 15:12:48
  - I stayed there for 2 nights. Wouldn't call that a holiday though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 27, 15:14:35
    - is that because you posted on the Wrath during it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 27, 15:37:19
      - ha ha. Nah, I'd consider a holiday to be at least a week. 2 days is just a short break (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 27, 15:58:44
        
        i think 4 days can squeak holiday status (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 16:02:33
      - ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 15:51:19
    - it's a short break - i'll allow short breaks (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 15:16:45
- no (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 27, 15:12:15
- I went to the TUC Conference there (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 15:01:46
  - all that over a biscuit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 15:03:03
    - I've been to the Bourbon Palace (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, May 27, 15:10:22
      - Did you hob-nob with royalty? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 27, 15:10:54
        
        A Rich Tea you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 27, 15:15:05
        
        There are so many crap puns here to digest, I've had to step in to end it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 27, 15:24:20
        
        booooooooooooooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, May 27, 15:28:47
        
        he pulled a Ginger Nut imo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 15:11:44
      - was it Nice? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 15:10:49
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 14:59:42
30,311...any guesses (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 27, 10:41:56
- like having a big cock that you can't get hard. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 27, 19:08:29
- is it the number of seats that McTheKnife (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 27, 14:01:22
- Number of empty seats at an average Ipswich home game ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 27, 11:55:23
  - I hope you've tidied up and baked a cake. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 27, 12:15:22
    - Scusi ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 27, 12:18:59
      - For when Jaffers comes to stay with you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 12:20:49
        
        Aksherly, I am off to Norwich next Friday. Anyone PoDing Friday eve ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 27, 12:23:30
        
        I'm in Nodge next weekend too (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 27, 13:45:16
        
        he's bald, wears a white jumper and has shifty Dutch eyes (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 27, 14:03:02
        
        Oh arrrr. Space cake. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 27, 12:22:49
        
        I int smoking none of that space cake or eating skunkanansie. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 27, 12:24:52
- 30,312 (NCFC) - duke of york, May 27, 11:32:27
- the number of times you've been told to FOYSC? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 27, 10:45:13
  - rofl ralf (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 27, 10:45:51
- probably something to do with Ipswich (n/m) (NCFC) - Lambert Nobacon, May 27, 10:44:52
  - why do you say that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 27, 10:45:19
    - Just a hunch. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lambert Nobacon, May 27, 10:45:34
      - You are however correct Lambert... (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 27, 10:48:32
        
        I personally couldn't give a fuck. (NCFC) - lurd, May 27, 11:04:30
Hares a juk I just got emailed, made me small lol... (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 10:39:55
- oh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 12:12:16
- The problem those children had is that they jumped straight to Year 1 missing out on their (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 27, 11:32:27
  - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 11:36:09
- Chortle ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 27, 11:28:19
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 11:04:00
  - Nice to see you at the 5-a-side footy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 11:18:44
    - Yeah sorry mate the sun fried my brain a bit. (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:08:17
      - My lad's team got through to the plate semi's and lost on pelunties. (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 12:17:10
        
        That's good then. I got told we'd be done by 1! (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:24:59
        
        lol there were some milfs about. Although also a lot of white, pasty tattooed flab. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 12:32:17
Team full of captains.. (NCFC) - loz, May 26, 15:45:11
- We have to sign Chopra then - too many chiefs, not enough Indians. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 15:52:45
  - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 15:56:19
    - It'll be good when everyone is over the boom thing... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 26, 15:59:24
      - there's nothing to be over (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 16:40:29
      - Boom means tree in Dutch (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:08:23
        
        TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:08:34
        
        mend us (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 16:11:00
- Captain Canary. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 15:47:35
  - That's just a man in a fat suit though, not a real captain. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:51:00
    - Is it fuck! He's our true leader and spiritual guru. (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 15:54:50
      - I really really really really really really really really want a go in the Capt. Canary su (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 16:00:14
        
        I'd love it off if you did that. My mate took his kid on behind the scenes tour of FCR, th (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 16:01:48
        
        Bastards (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 26, 16:05:03
        
        One kiddie cried all the water out of his body (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 26, 16:12:56
Afternoon all. (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:34:37
- Fish! It's going to be fish! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:44:13
  - Your arteries are doing a little smile (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:45:22
  - good call (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:44:41
  - Fail. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:44:30
- I'm deciding in one minute... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:41:04
  - fish (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:41:38
- A Pleased Butcher (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 26, 15:40:59
- Fish, make sure it's not an endangered species though (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:39:21
  - squid int fish though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:40:15
    - This thread is going to go fishpunthread. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:41:47
      - I hope to cod it doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:42:06
        
        Self fulfilling prophecy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:42:34
    - (issa mollusc) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:40:41
      - Close enough for the purposes of a "fish or meat" dilemma (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:43:17
- Meat is about a billion times better than fish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:37:57
- Farm foods do a fantastic range of home made frozen foie gras (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 15:37:46
  - Honk if you're against cruelty to geese. HONK! (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:39:17
    - It's not cruel. The Frenchers say so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 26, 15:43:56
    - Does that include shooting them and eating them? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:41:01
      - No, killing animals is neccessary in order to enjoy them at their best. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:44:12
        
        You couldn't be more wrong (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:46:24
        
        Fair play to him. I mean 66 and still horny. Tell me did he do them in the ass? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:51:35
        
        Neigh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:52:23
        
        This thread is going mare-shaped (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:54:49
        
        And they're easier to cook when they're dead (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:44:43
        
        Tru dat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:48:26
- Fish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:37:06
- Meat. Get meat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:36:50
- Wotcha. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 26, 15:36:24
  - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:43:27
This guy must have had Gerrard's laywer, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, May 26, 10:29:38
- I think the main problem there is using a scouse jury. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 26, 10:32:24
Linked with Lloyd Sam (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 26, 09:28:30
- too similar to mcnamee (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 26, 11:05:44
  - that's racist (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:07:23
    - ok (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 26, 11:09:47
- Another teapot for the mantlepiece/bench (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, May 26, 09:49:39
- Someone on the Pink Un with a picture of his mates with Lee Croft (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 09:35:30
  - Croft was out on Saturday night (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 09:47:08
  - Croftsconfusions (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 09:39:35
  - Little known fact about Lee Croft. (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 26, 09:39:17
Charles (Other Sports) - jamesward, May 26, 09:15:33
- nah he tipped murray before the break (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 26, 09:24:05
  - That rather goes against his "certainties only" mug policy (Other Sports) - jamesward, May 26, 09:25:55
    - I cant imagine how sickening that must have been. (Other Sports) - lurd, May 26, 09:56:08
Quiz o' The day (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 24, 12:48:29
- Nigel Worthington, Gary Megson and one other (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 24, 12:50:07
  - The Galloping Major! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 24, 12:55:57
    - is correct. Plaudits to MP. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 24, 13:02:26
Tom Jones gig cancelled! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 24, 12:36:41
- I hope the club haven't wasted a load of money on this. (NCFC) - lurd, May 24, 13:02:58
- because it was so poorly supported they had no option other than to make a stonking loss. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 24, 12:56:38
  - was that the one he did with new order? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 24, 13:00:31
- its not unusual...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 24, 12:37:27
  - Why, why, why? Delieah? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 24, 12:40:39
    - Damn it! You beat me to it. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, May 24, 13:55:04
    - More green, green seats at home (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, May 24, 12:51:26
what the deuce? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 18:09:44
- It's hotter than the sun in England (General Chat) - lurd, May 23, 18:10:58
  - makes sense (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 18:15:32
    - May 23 and already had a full weekend of hot sunshine (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 18:24:31
      - Yep, me too, and by the way may I just say: women in summer wear, thank you very much. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 23, 18:29:58
        
        Indeed. Marvellous show today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 18:33:22
    - I got pretty burnt yesterday at a football tournament. (General Chat) - lurd, May 23, 18:19:02
Ian Loloway (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 22, 19:07:31
...A Friday Afternoon Treat... (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 21, 16:23:54
- Do you go on F365 Brandy? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 21, 16:25:59
  - yeah (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 21, 16:27:20
Searing heat here, so it has to be a BBQ XI... Ashley Coles (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:58:13
- Sergio Briquettes (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, May 21, 17:26:35
- Nathanial Pinney (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:14:44
  - what footballer is that referring to? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:15:34
    - Nathanial Pinney (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:17:58
      - that's wrothXI cheating. Googling or soccerbasing or somesuch. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:20:48
        
        correct (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:37:01
        
        It's fucking anarchy, yeah? (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:39:18
        
        Never laughed so hard as I did when I first saw that (2 words! samsh the system!). Genius (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:41:36
- Kevin Beef Chintz Boeteng (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:12:33
- Danny Shitsu (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:10:29
  - Zoo barbecue? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:10:59
- Patrick Burger (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:07:46
- am i too late to say paulo wan-chop? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 16:07:02
  - No, don't think so. Go for it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:17:29
- Diego Maradonner (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:06:38
- RAWry Deplop (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:05:17
- salmonella haj djouf (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:03:40
- Lionel Messy eating (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:02:52
- Salad (in pack) He Buy We (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:57:16
  - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 15:58:31
    - Salad (in pack) He Buy We (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:59:15
      - I see (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:01:44
        
        FFS! ... (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:03:01
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:05:51
      - Is this one an anagram? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:00:02
        
        i don't know how much it weighs to be honest (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:00:47
      - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:59:50
        
        Salad (in pack) He Buy We (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:01:31
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:04:06
        
        Salad (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:05:10
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:06:19
        
        lush! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:06:58
        
        lush! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:07:59
        
        gush! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:08:38
        
        mush! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:09:02
- Aussie Ardiles (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 15:57:07
- Clive Platter (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:56:07
- Franz Sweetnsour (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:52:36
- Tartar Moscow (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:52:28
- Michael Brown (sauce) (NCFC) - romayellow, May 21, 15:52:16
- Darrellish Russel (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:50:49
- Pitta Crouch (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:49:45
- Carlton Coleslaw (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:48:56
- Frank RIBery (n/m) (NCFC) - romayellow, May 21, 15:48:25
  - Frank Ribeyebeef? (NCFC) - romayellow, May 21, 15:51:09
  - oi (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:48:52
- Neil Mustardley (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:48:21
- Diprawn Dublin (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:47:50
  - Is that your own work? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:48:46
- Dietmar Gammon (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:47:07
- Cheffki Kuqi (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:46:37
- Faustino Agrilla (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:46:07
- Shish K?fting (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:45:16
- Michael Chop-ra (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:45:10
- Paul McSteak (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:43:58
- Franck Rib-ery (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:42:59
- Nicky Banger (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 21, 15:42:30
  - Neale Para-Fenn (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 21, 15:54:49
- Phil keBabb (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:41:39
- Wanger Love (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:39:04
- Frank Barbequedue (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 15:33:18
  - Frank Barbequedrue (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 15:33:28
    - Frank Barbequedrue (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:34:10
      - Frank Barbequedrue (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:35:53
- Lakhdar Halloumi (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:32:59
- Jan Vinegar of Vagistink (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:27:41
- Michale Tonges (n/m) (NCFC) - Jethmeister, May 21, 15:22:53
- Jack Wilshere Ham shank (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:21:26
- Papa Burger Ketchop (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 15:19:31
- Ben Fosters (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 21, 15:19:14
- Don Bevvy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:17:54
- Dean Grill (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:17:15
- Garry Monkfish wrapped in Parma Ham (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:11:33
- Mojitony Adams (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:09:47
- Jay-Jay Okochar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:08:45
- Ashle coli (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:08:41
  - Ashley Char-cole (n/m) (NCFC) - Jethmeister, May 21, 15:22:07
- Marinade Akinbiyi (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:06:12
  - I thought you didn't like XIs (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 21, 15:09:49
    - I *love* XIs. XIs are the #1 *best* thing on the Roth. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:12:00
- Frank Rijkcharred (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:05:52
- Pape insists on doing the cooking again Bouba Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:05:24
- Barry Venison (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:05:18
- Martin PotatO'Neill Salad (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:05:01
- Bryan mePOPmebang Robson (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:03:51
- Al "mepopme" Bangura (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:03:18
- Patrick Burger (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 15:02:03
- Mike Summerbee (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 15:01:46
- Nigel WinterBURN (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, May 21, 15:01:39
- Burnt Schuster (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:00:27
Running update... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:09:35
- To give you hope. (Other Sports) - usacanary, May 21, 17:13:03
- More tips for runners..top and tail them and wash thoroughly...steam for 4 to 5 mins (n/m) (Other Sports) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 15:00:19
- wear an all-over lycra body suit. A yellow and green one (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tron, May 21, 14:46:05
- Genuine proper tips. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:28:20
  - Also, increase your protein intake. (Other Sports) - lurd, May 21, 14:34:50
    - Yes, and we all know Panda's preferred protein "shake" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:35:31
  - I did MUCH stretching and a power walk home... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:30:37
    - there is stretching and stretching (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 14:31:57
      - Use dynamic stretching. Since we switched to that from static stretching we've (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:34:01
        
        theres a john cleese impersonator bloke in norwich (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 14:40:16
- I'm playing 5 a side tonight. (Other Sports) - lurd, May 21, 14:15:46
  - Oh Lord... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:16:39
    - You liked it and you know it (n/m) (Other Sports) - lurd, May 21, 14:21:39
- oh, didn't realise you were going to go out 2 days in a row (Other Sports) - pants, May 21, 14:12:58
  - I haven't... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:15:55
ICT Technician job going in Norwich (NCFC) - ingi, May 19, 22:25:45
- Jafski? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 19, 22:28:44
  - For 10k ?!!! Who's going to do that job for that salary ?!! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 19, 22:55:07
    - Only 2 days a week (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 23:02:16
      - 18.5 hrs = half a week so still only 20k (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 19, 23:04:12
        
        20k is above the uk average (NCFC) - Charles21, May 19, 23:21:51
OJ Koroma finally surfaces (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 16:52:13
- I've found OJ (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 19, 19:56:31
- Anyone notice how Portsmouth offered contracts to all their older players? (NCFC) - usacanary, May 19, 17:35:21
- Steve Claridge at the launch of the Pukka Pies England Band (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 17:26:37
  - Try stoning him with tins of spam, that'd sort him out (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 19, 18:35:08
- I'm sure a lovely mover like that will find a new club soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 19, 17:16:15
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:18:33
- perhaps we could also get Jamie Ashdown back... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:57:10
  - ashdown would be a good bench warmer (NCFC) - doncoop, May 19, 17:14:00
    - Of the players whom I never want to see at our club again (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 17:15:17
      - enjoy your 60th yesterday? (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:16:53
        
        I did (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 17:18:05
        
        lol-would never have guessed! im 45 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:19:46
  - hes run off with the tories (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:11:52
Lolchester... (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:17:13
- They should appoint Gunny (Other Football) - Firstnews, May 19, 15:47:52
- haha (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:29:56
- If Boothroyd sticks his cards in tomorrow, I will laugh so hard my arsehole will fall out. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:29:38
  - When it does, Cowling could use it as a face transplant (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:38:21
    - enjoy your 60th yesterday? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:14:10
      - ouch (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 17:17:31
        
        never been away-just calming down after so many celebrations lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:21:12
    - Imagine having AB's ringer for a face. Just think about that. (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:39:38
      - sicko (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:15:23
      - I'd rather you didn't think about it much, if at all, actually. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:40:46
        
        No but just imagine, an arsehole for a face. (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:44:06
        
        not if we all had 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:13:12
        
        tbh I'm not really envisaging it in specific personal terms (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:43:24
        
        pucker up (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:44:58
  - lollo rosso (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 19, 15:31:15
- That is awesome. (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, May 19, 15:28:37
- Beyond beautiful (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:21:15
  - bonita norris (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:30:00
- Coventry want to play shit hoofball too then? (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, May 19, 15:21:10
  - Well will make a change from just playing shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:23:54
- hahahahahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 19, 15:19:53
- hope they don't go after lambert (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:19:14
  - Why would they? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 19, 15:23:41
    - he's a good manager (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:27:49