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Hares a juk I just got emailed, made me small lol... (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 10:39:55
- oh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 12:12:16
- The problem those children had is that they jumped straight to Year 1 missing out on their (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 27, 11:32:27
  - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 11:36:09
- Chortle ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 27, 11:28:19
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 11:04:00
  - Nice to see you at the 5-a-side footy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 11:18:44
    - Yeah sorry mate the sun fried my brain a bit. (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:08:17
      - My lad's team got through to the plate semi's and lost on pelunties. (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 12:17:10
        
        That's good then. I got told we'd be done by 1! (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:24:59
        
        lol there were some milfs about. Although also a lot of white, pasty tattooed flab. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 12:32:17
Team full of captains.. (NCFC) - loz, May 26, 15:45:11
- We have to sign Chopra then - too many chiefs, not enough Indians. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 15:52:45
  - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 15:56:19
    - It'll be good when everyone is over the boom thing... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 26, 15:59:24
      - there's nothing to be over (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 16:40:29
      - Boom means tree in Dutch (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:08:23
        
        TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 26, 16:08:34
        
        mend us (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 26, 16:11:00
- Captain Canary. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 15:47:35
  - That's just a man in a fat suit though, not a real captain. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:51:00
    - Is it fuck! He's our true leader and spiritual guru. (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 15:54:50
      - I really really really really really really really really want a go in the Capt. Canary su (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 16:00:14
        
        I'd love it off if you did that. My mate took his kid on behind the scenes tour of FCR, th (NCFC) - jafski, May 26, 16:01:48
        
        Bastards (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 26, 16:05:03
        
        One kiddie cried all the water out of his body (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 26, 16:12:56
Afternoon all. (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:34:37
- Fish! It's going to be fish! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:44:13
  - Your arteries are doing a little smile (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:45:22
  - good call (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:44:41
  - Fail. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:44:30
- I'm deciding in one minute... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:41:04
  - fish (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:41:38
- A Pleased Butcher (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 26, 15:40:59
- Fish, make sure it's not an endangered species though (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:39:21
  - squid int fish though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:40:15
    - This thread is going to go fishpunthread. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:41:47
      - I hope to cod it doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:42:06
        
        Self fulfilling prophecy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:42:34
    - (issa mollusc) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:40:41
      - Close enough for the purposes of a "fish or meat" dilemma (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:43:17
- Meat is about a billion times better than fish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:37:57
- Farm foods do a fantastic range of home made frozen foie gras (General Chat) - pants, May 26, 15:37:46
  - Honk if you're against cruelty to geese. HONK! (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:39:17
    - It's not cruel. The Frenchers say so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 26, 15:43:56
    - Does that include shooting them and eating them? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:41:01
      - No, killing animals is neccessary in order to enjoy them at their best. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:44:12
        
        You couldn't be more wrong (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:46:24
        
        Fair play to him. I mean 66 and still horny. Tell me did he do them in the ass? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:51:35
        
        Neigh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 15:52:23
        
        This thread is going mare-shaped (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 26, 15:54:49
        
        And they're easier to cook when they're dead (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:44:43
        
        Tru dat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:48:26
- Fish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 15:37:06
- Meat. Get meat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 26, 15:36:50
- Wotcha. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 26, 15:36:24
  - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 26, 15:43:27
This guy must have had Gerrard's laywer, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, May 26, 10:29:38
- I think the main problem there is using a scouse jury. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 26, 10:32:24
Linked with Lloyd Sam (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 26, 09:28:30
- too similar to mcnamee (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 26, 11:05:44
  - that's racist (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 26, 11:07:23
    - ok (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 26, 11:09:47
- Another teapot for the mantlepiece/bench (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, May 26, 09:49:39
- Someone on the Pink Un with a picture of his mates with Lee Croft (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 26, 09:35:30
  - Croft was out on Saturday night (NCFC) - lurd, May 26, 09:47:08
  - Croftsconfusions (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 09:39:35
  - Little known fact about Lee Croft. (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 26, 09:39:17
Charles (Other Sports) - jamesward, May 26, 09:15:33
- nah he tipped murray before the break (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 26, 09:24:05
  - That rather goes against his "certainties only" mug policy (Other Sports) - jamesward, May 26, 09:25:55
    - I cant imagine how sickening that must have been. (Other Sports) - lurd, May 26, 09:56:08
Quiz o' The day (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 24, 12:48:29
- Nigel Worthington, Gary Megson and one other (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 24, 12:50:07
  - The Galloping Major! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 24, 12:55:57
    - is correct. Plaudits to MP. (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 24, 13:02:26
Tom Jones gig cancelled! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 24, 12:36:41
- I hope the club haven't wasted a load of money on this. (NCFC) - lurd, May 24, 13:02:58
- because it was so poorly supported they had no option other than to make a stonking loss. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 24, 12:56:38
  - was that the one he did with new order? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 24, 13:00:31
- its not unusual...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 24, 12:37:27
  - Why, why, why? Delieah? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 24, 12:40:39
    - Damn it! You beat me to it. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, May 24, 13:55:04
    - More green, green seats at home (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, May 24, 12:51:26
what the deuce? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 18:09:44
- It's hotter than the sun in England (General Chat) - lurd, May 23, 18:10:58
  - makes sense (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 23, 18:15:32
    - May 23 and already had a full weekend of hot sunshine (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 18:24:31
      - Yep, me too, and by the way may I just say: women in summer wear, thank you very much. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 23, 18:29:58
        
        Indeed. Marvellous show today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 18:33:22
    - I got pretty burnt yesterday at a football tournament. (General Chat) - lurd, May 23, 18:19:02
Ian Loloway (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 22, 19:07:31
...A Friday Afternoon Treat... (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 21, 16:23:54
- Do you go on F365 Brandy? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 21, 16:25:59
  - yeah (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 21, 16:27:20
Searing heat here, so it has to be a BBQ XI... Ashley Coles (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:58:13
- Sergio Briquettes (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, May 21, 17:26:35
- Nathanial Pinney (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:14:44
  - what footballer is that referring to? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:15:34
    - Nathanial Pinney (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:17:58
      - that's wrothXI cheating. Googling or soccerbasing or somesuch. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:20:48
        
        correct (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:37:01
        
        It's fucking anarchy, yeah? (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:39:18
        
        Never laughed so hard as I did when I first saw that (2 words! samsh the system!). Genius (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:41:36
- Kevin Beef Chintz Boeteng (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:12:33
- Danny Shitsu (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:10:29
  - Zoo barbecue? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:10:59
- Patrick Burger (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:07:46
- am i too late to say paulo wan-chop? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 16:07:02
  - No, don't think so. Go for it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:17:29
- Diego Maradonner (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:06:38
- RAWry Deplop (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:05:17
- salmonella haj djouf (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:03:40
- Lionel Messy eating (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:02:52
- Salad (in pack) He Buy We (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:57:16
  - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 15:58:31
    - Salad (in pack) He Buy We (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:59:15
      - I see (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:01:44
        
        FFS! ... (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:03:01
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:05:51
      - Is this one an anagram? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 16:00:02
        
        i don't know how much it weighs to be honest (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:00:47
      - ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:59:50
        
        Salad (in pack) He Buy We (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:01:31
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:04:06
        
        Salad (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:05:10
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:06:19
        
        lush! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 16:06:58
        
        lush! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:07:59
        
        gush! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 16:08:38
        
        mush! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 16:09:02
- Aussie Ardiles (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, May 21, 15:57:07
- Clive Platter (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:56:07
- Franz Sweetnsour (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:52:36
- Tartar Moscow (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:52:28
- Michael Brown (sauce) (NCFC) - romayellow, May 21, 15:52:16
- Darrellish Russel (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:50:49
- Pitta Crouch (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:49:45
- Carlton Coleslaw (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:48:56
- Frank RIBery (n/m) (NCFC) - romayellow, May 21, 15:48:25
  - Frank Ribeyebeef? (NCFC) - romayellow, May 21, 15:51:09
  - oi (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:48:52
- Neil Mustardley (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:48:21
- Diprawn Dublin (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:47:50
  - Is that your own work? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:48:46
- Dietmar Gammon (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:47:07
- Cheffki Kuqi (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:46:37
- Faustino Agrilla (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 15:46:07
- Shish K?fting (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:45:16
- Michael Chop-ra (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:45:10
- Paul McSteak (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:43:58
- Franck Rib-ery (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:42:59
- Nicky Banger (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 21, 15:42:30
  - Neale Para-Fenn (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 21, 15:54:49
- Phil keBabb (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:41:39
- Wanger Love (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:39:04
- Frank Barbequedue (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 15:33:18
  - Frank Barbequedrue (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 15:33:28
    - Frank Barbequedrue (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:34:10
      - Frank Barbequedrue (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:35:53
- Lakhdar Halloumi (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:32:59
- Jan Vinegar of Vagistink (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:27:41
- Michale Tonges (n/m) (NCFC) - Jethmeister, May 21, 15:22:53
- Jack Wilshere Ham shank (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:21:26
- Papa Burger Ketchop (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 15:19:31
- Ben Fosters (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 21, 15:19:14
- Don Bevvy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:17:54
- Dean Grill (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:17:15
- Garry Monkfish wrapped in Parma Ham (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:11:33
- Mojitony Adams (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:09:47
- Jay-Jay Okochar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:08:45
- Ashle coli (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:08:41
  - Ashley Char-cole (n/m) (NCFC) - Jethmeister, May 21, 15:22:07
- Marinade Akinbiyi (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:06:12
  - I thought you didn't like XIs (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 21, 15:09:49
    - I *love* XIs. XIs are the #1 *best* thing on the Roth. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:12:00
- Frank Rijkcharred (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:05:52
- Pape insists on doing the cooking again Bouba Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 15:05:24
- Barry Venison (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:05:18
- Martin PotatO'Neill Salad (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:05:01
- Bryan mePOPmebang Robson (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:03:51
- Al "mepopme" Bangura (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:03:18
- Patrick Burger (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 15:02:03
- Mike Summerbee (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 15:01:46
- Nigel WinterBURN (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, May 21, 15:01:39
- Burnt Schuster (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, May 21, 15:00:27
Running update... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:09:35
- To give you hope. (Other Sports) - usacanary, May 21, 17:13:03
- More tips for runners..top and tail them and wash thoroughly...steam for 4 to 5 mins (n/m) (Other Sports) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 15:00:19
- wear an all-over lycra body suit. A yellow and green one (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tron, May 21, 14:46:05
- Genuine proper tips. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:28:20
  - Also, increase your protein intake. (Other Sports) - lurd, May 21, 14:34:50
    - Yes, and we all know Panda's preferred protein "shake" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:35:31
  - I did MUCH stretching and a power walk home... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:30:37
    - there is stretching and stretching (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 14:31:57
      - Use dynamic stretching. Since we switched to that from static stretching we've (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:34:01
        
        theres a john cleese impersonator bloke in norwich (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 14:40:16
- I'm playing 5 a side tonight. (Other Sports) - lurd, May 21, 14:15:46
  - Oh Lord... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:16:39
    - You liked it and you know it (n/m) (Other Sports) - lurd, May 21, 14:21:39
- oh, didn't realise you were going to go out 2 days in a row (Other Sports) - pants, May 21, 14:12:58
  - I haven't... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 14:15:55
ICT Technician job going in Norwich (NCFC) - ingi, May 19, 22:25:45
- Jafski? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 19, 22:28:44
  - For 10k ?!!! Who's going to do that job for that salary ?!! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 19, 22:55:07
    - Only 2 days a week (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 23:02:16
      - 18.5 hrs = half a week so still only 20k (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 19, 23:04:12
        
        20k is above the uk average (NCFC) - Charles21, May 19, 23:21:51
OJ Koroma finally surfaces (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 16:52:13
- I've found OJ (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 19, 19:56:31
- Anyone notice how Portsmouth offered contracts to all their older players? (NCFC) - usacanary, May 19, 17:35:21
- Steve Claridge at the launch of the Pukka Pies England Band (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 17:26:37
  - Try stoning him with tins of spam, that'd sort him out (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 19, 18:35:08
- I'm sure a lovely mover like that will find a new club soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 19, 17:16:15
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:18:33
- perhaps we could also get Jamie Ashdown back... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:57:10
  - ashdown would be a good bench warmer (NCFC) - doncoop, May 19, 17:14:00
    - Of the players whom I never want to see at our club again (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 17:15:17
      - enjoy your 60th yesterday? (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:16:53
        
        I did (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 17:18:05
        
        lol-would never have guessed! im 45 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:19:46
  - hes run off with the tories (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:11:52
Lolchester... (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:17:13
- They should appoint Gunny (Other Football) - Firstnews, May 19, 15:47:52
- haha (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:29:56
- If Boothroyd sticks his cards in tomorrow, I will laugh so hard my arsehole will fall out. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:29:38
  - When it does, Cowling could use it as a face transplant (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:38:21
    - enjoy your 60th yesterday? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:14:10
      - ouch (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 17:17:31
        
        never been away-just calming down after so many celebrations lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:21:12
    - Imagine having AB's ringer for a face. Just think about that. (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:39:38
      - sicko (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:15:23
      - I'd rather you didn't think about it much, if at all, actually. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:40:46
        
        No but just imagine, an arsehole for a face. (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:44:06
        
        not if we all had 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:13:12
        
        tbh I'm not really envisaging it in specific personal terms (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:43:24
        
        pucker up (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:44:58
  - lollo rosso (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 19, 15:31:15
- That is awesome. (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, May 19, 15:28:37
- Beyond beautiful (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:21:15
  - bonita norris (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:30:00
- Coventry want to play shit hoofball too then? (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, May 19, 15:21:10
  - Well will make a change from just playing shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:23:54
- hahahahahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 19, 15:19:53
- hope they don't go after lambert (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:19:14
  - Why would they? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 19, 15:23:41
    - he's a good manager (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:27:49
Why a Norwich City Fan....? (NCFC) - songwriter, May 19, 15:01:13
- Was taken to (NCFC) - MrSpudhead, May 19, 21:06:46
- Born overlooking the Nest. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 19, 17:31:03
- better than being a scummer (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:23:30
- I grew up listening to BBC World Service with my older brother... (NCFC) - No99, May 19, 17:15:44
- All my family except me were born in Lahnden. (NCFC) - gordon ottershaw, May 19, 16:02:56
- Norwich born and dragged up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:30:29
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 19, 15:36:04
- Older brother chose to support them (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 19, 15:28:30
- My first words....mama, dada, big dunc (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 19, 15:27:58
- Same as only it was Villa in 91. (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 15:24:26
  - yup that was the game i think! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 19, 15:27:47
    - Please don't take offence, but I thought you were much older (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 15:36:53
      - Me or TM? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 15:40:47
        
        TM (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 15:43:55
- Because it is a nice friendly (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 19, 15:23:51
- I was born in the fine City, couldn't shake it! (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, May 19, 15:23:27
- Norfolk born (well the enclave that is Thetford) but not bred (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 15:23:20
- grandad and dad supported them took me as a wee nipper to (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 19, 15:18:50
- Born in Norwich (NCFC) - greybeard, May 19, 15:18:00
- i didn't choose Norwich City FC, Norwich City FC chose me (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 15:13:38
- My Dad's side of the family are all Norfolk born and bred, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, May 19, 15:10:57
- i may regret this (NCFC) - doncoop, May 19, 15:10:37
- Born in Norwich (NCFC) - jamesward, May 19, 15:07:02
- born in norwich (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:03:55
  - and the other? (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, May 19, 15:06:51
    - The glory (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:13:56
    - lived in the area (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:12:42
      - along with parentage links (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:14:29
    - Choosing them because of the colour of your love birds (NCFC) - jamesward, May 19, 15:07:36
Just moved and shook. (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 12:56:19
Feel a bit sorry for Charlton. First we celebrate there, then Swindon last night. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 07:05:28
- Don't forget Nicky Bailey. (Other Football) - APB, May 18, 07:11:37
  - There was much celebrating and laughing in the Kenton household when that happened (Other Football) - KentonCanary, May 18, 08:52:06
    - Watching last night brought back many happy memories of that barmy Satdee (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, May 18, 08:56:05
  - I called his miss as he walked up. I said "he's nervous, he's gonna thump this, will (Other Football) - megson, May 18, 08:35:04
    - i did on here last night as well but didn't want to run on about it (Other Football) - Tombs, May 18, 08:47:17
  - Apart from Southampton (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, May 18, 07:28:41
    - A Saints fan on another forum I go on was arguing that very point last night. (Other Football) - lurd, May 18, 07:54:27
      - "fucking rape their way".. (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 18, 08:51:17
        
        I doubt he knows the guy personally (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 18, 08:56:01
        
        he was quoting... (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 18, 08:54:35
        
        Not lurd's words. (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, May 18, 08:54:01
What ever happened to Darren Kenton? (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 17, 15:32:01
- playing in the 2nd tier of US soccer (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 17, 15:39:03
- Playing in the US. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 17, 15:37:50
- Priest in Ireland (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 17, 15:32:49
  - crikey ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 17, 15:33:51
Googlemail Users (General Chat) - Trombones, May 17, 12:13:04
- That has always been the case (General Chat) - scruffy, May 17, 12:28:18
- Some of us cool kids who registered many years ago have had 'gmail.com' all along (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, May 17, 12:19:31
  - indeed - I second you smugface. Back in the day when you had to be invited to get one (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 17, 12:46:33
    - And it was Pixelman who sent me an invite in 2005 (General Chat) - KentonCanary, May 17, 13:24:47
      - 2005? That's NOTHING, I've been on Gmail like forever (General Chat) - Old Git, May 17, 13:28:09
        
        I was on Gmail when it was still FMail (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 17, 13:29:35
        
        I think you're getting confused with your subscription to Fe-Mail, Schteve (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 17, 13:43:11
  - Yep, GMail From The Off As Well... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 17, 12:25:12
    - Yeah me too. (General Chat) - lurd, May 17, 12:55:56
- Use a hotmail account to email yourself using your gmail name (General Chat) - jamesward, May 17, 12:15:30
  - Genious! (General Chat) - Trombones, May 17, 12:17:33
    - It worked! (General Chat) - Trombones, May 17, 12:21:05
      - Was just about to tell you the same (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, May 17, 12:21:47
        
        Yeah me too (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, May 17, 12:40:10
        
        No problem :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Trombones, May 17, 12:23:09
Swansea striker dies (Other Football) - lurd, May 15, 18:35:58
Good song... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 15, 18:23:22
- Better song (General Chat) - lurd, May 15, 18:36:29
  - try this (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 15, 19:42:08
    - Try this (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 15, 19:44:55
  - Try this (General Chat) - tudders, May 15, 19:37:41
Im always first with the NCFC news. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 14, 22:55:40
- Hats off to you Mr. Lurd (NCFC) - Klobo04, May 14, 23:54:44
  - Yeah well i've posted so much shit over the years no one listens. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 14, 23:58:21
- lurd! (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 14, 23:48:18
  - 6th (NCFC) - lurd, May 14, 23:56:56
is that swindon through to the play off final? (Other Football) - Tombs, May 14, 21:43:42
- what are you confused about. Can I help in any way? (n/m) (Other Football) - jonah3000, May 14, 21:47:13
  - i'm confused that stuff isn't unconfusing (Other Football) - Tombs, May 14, 21:51:13
    - It just makes the end of the season more exciting. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 21:58:15
      - Oh and I think if they keep it............. (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 22:01:42
        
        I believe they do an advantage for finishing in 3rd (Other Football) - cookpassbabtridge, May 14, 22:12:43
        
        The only real advantage is extra time, very slight overall. (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 22:25:24
        
        over 2 legs it's easier to (Other Football) - cookpassbabtridge, May 14, 22:32:14
      - and keeps more teams that might have had nothing to play for interested (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 22:00:04
        
        why not have (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, May 14, 22:50:26
- 2nd leg on Monday (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, May 14, 21:44:23
  - cheers, i've missed my vocation... (Other Football) - Tombs, May 14, 21:46:44
    - Why do you come here? (Other Football) - lurd, May 14, 23:11:49
      - Cracking bit of smiths there Lurd, you are poster of the day (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 15, 00:30:37
what this about?........ Tibor Tisza (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 17:16:14
- Been rumoured on the Pinkun for about 5 years. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 14, 17:21:16
- dug this up. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 17:19:09
  - youtubage (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 17:20:07
    - That's some of the worst goal keeping I've seen since, well, erm (NCFC) - pants, May 14, 17:25:13
    - isn't their a drive-thru burger joint/bank/chemists/wedding parlor you could go to? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 14, 17:23:30
      - Yes, who wants something that makes a tedious experience faster and less painful. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 17:38:18
        
        i don't know (NCFC) - Tombs, May 14, 17:39:09
        
        There are a ton of fucked up things in America........ (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 17:44:35
      - drugstore not chemists (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 14, 17:32:53
      - oh dear. And so it begins (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 14, 17:27:21
        
        can you post a list of what is and isn't allowed to be commented upon on here please? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 14, 17:30:45
        
        ^^^ oh mine........ (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 17:35:02
        
        at ease ... (NCFC) - Tombs, May 14, 17:38:21
        
        It says ........ you won the Lottery.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 17:39:52
        
        ok (NCFC) - Tombs, May 14, 17:45:00
        
        Dude, relax. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 14, 18:03:33
Doc released. (NCFC) - lurd, May 14, 17:02:17
- i'm sure we could get someone better for the wages (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 14, 17:22:58
- Document about what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, May 14, 17:02:45
  - Gary Doherty (NCFC) - lurd, May 14, 17:04:21
    - welease pumperty? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 14, 17:05:12
name the statistic (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 15:59:56
- Number of times first teamers touch up their hair per day (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:38:47
- Average cost of first team houses divided by average cost of first team cars. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 14, 16:37:12
- number of pitch invasions (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 16:35:37
- Goals scored from outside the area (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, May 14, 16:34:48
  - Is it goals scored from outside the area? (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 14, 16:35:39
    - yeah and too late (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:36:21
- Headed goals from balls PUMPED forward (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:33:45
- Average diameter of first team wrist watches divided by circumference of large tie knots. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 14, 16:31:23
- number of failed attempts to cook delias fish risotto? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 14, 16:31:21
  - That's just silly. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 14, 16:34:52
- NUmber of elaborate choreographed celebrations that have gone wrong. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 14, 16:29:58
- goals from open play (n/m) (Other Football) - lmc, May 14, 16:29:11
  - even jafskis were better than that (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:30:22
    - whoops (n/m) (Other Football) - lmc, May 14, 16:31:58
- Average number of single girls who try and get a shag off of their players on a Saturday. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 14, 16:28:57
- Number of goals scored during first halves of league matches whilst kicking into the wind? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 14, 16:28:15
- Injured oppo players subbed off due to bad tackles last season (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, May 14, 16:26:36
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:27:05
- Number of times a player has been booked for diving? (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 14, 16:25:52
- Different scorers? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:24:57
  - it's good but it's not right (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:25:59
    - Goals that aren't headers? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:27:37
      - that's the best guess yet (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:28:24
        
        Goals conceded from set pieces? (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, May 14, 16:29:28
        
        Or headed goals conceded? (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, May 14, 16:30:09
        
        no! (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:31:02
        
        good guess (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:29:56
        
        Goals that ARE headers then (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:29:24
        
        Volleys? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:31:34
        
        ffs (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:32:15
        
        goals where every player touches the ball in the build up (n/m) (Other Football) - lmc, May 14, 16:33:28
        
        Good goals? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:32:55
        
        related to that! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:33:34
        
        Outside the area?! (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:33:51
        
        Free-kicks? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:35:06
        
        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOM (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:34:48
        
        irony being arsenal try to walk the ball in (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:35:17
        
        Ah. Thanks. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:35:37
        
        is mbk ok, seemed a bit lashed last night (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 16:37:26
        
        Yeah. I gave him a lift home in my taxi. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:38:38
        
        i bet you were right up the front last night waving to the king of spain (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 16:39:58
        
        Nah, I was pissed outside the Murderer's. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:43:01
        
        i didn't (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:36:41
- I give up, tell us. (n/m) (Other Football) - Firstnews, May 14, 16:23:28
  - no (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:24:05
- Is it a complex index of turnover vs success rate measured in points per pound? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 14, 16:23:23
- Foreigners? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:23:15
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:23:33
- number of fans from Bristol? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 14, 16:22:27
- Average number of children molested by their manager. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 14, 16:21:33
  - blimey (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:22:11
- clue (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:21:27
- Premier League sendings off in the last few seasons? (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, May 14, 16:19:23
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:19:49
- Number of times pants has accused them of being part of a global conspiracy (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:19:23
  - YOU FAT BITCH! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 14, 16:36:18
    - ^^^ on tilt ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:57:42
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:20:16
- Mental age of the typical fan (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:18:46
- Number of times caught offside, if Arsenal had Huckerby on loan (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:18:17
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:19:33
- Average minutes spent by manager whinging after a defeat (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:16:56
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:20:30
- Price of a pie and a pint at half time (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:16:20
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:20:05
- academy players to play for 1st team (n/m) (Other Football) - Firstnews, May 14, 16:14:27
  - no not obscure (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:15:41
- players going to the world cup? (n/m) (Other Football) - bellamys_knee, May 14, 16:13:44
  - My guess would be players out on loan (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 14, 16:15:29
    - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:16:01
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:14:03
- own goals going in their favour? (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 14, 16:13:08
  - no man u surely top of that league (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:13:49
    - I heard the other day that OG's are their joint 2nd top scorer with Berbatov (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 14, 16:14:40
- Penalties? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 16:10:06
  - no (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 14, 16:11:14
PMV and Rose will know within the next few hours if they will be at NCFC next season (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 14, 13:23:57
- Pocket has gone (NCFC) - bestdayever, May 14, 13:55:23
  - don't think that's a particularly brave prediction (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 14, 13:58:10
    - It's not a prediction (NCFC) - bestdayever, May 14, 13:59:30
      - you're welcome (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 14, 14:02:47
        
        I agree with bde guess too. I think he'll go (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 14, 14:05:52
        
        He had a face like a wet Wednesday yesterday on the bus (n/m) (NCFC) - bestdayever, May 14, 14:21:46
        
        Looked pretty cheerful to me (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 14, 14:45:45
- Hope both aren't coming back (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 14, 13:31:58
- Why? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 14, 13:25:07
  - because they are being told in the next few hours! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 14, 13:25:43
    - got any interesting stuff? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 14, 13:26:14
      - Not really (NCFC) - conker, May 14, 13:28:02
      - I would be shocked if McSmall was offered a contract. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 14, 13:27:16
        
        So would I but (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 14, 13:31:10
        
        I think he was expecting not to get one, he didnt say that (NCFC) - conker, May 14, 13:29:36
        
        Isn't he quite old now?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 14, 13:30:57
Can someone explain to me why 9.5m people would voluntarily listen to this cock every day (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 14, 12:01:48
- You don't listen to the radio though (General Chat) - lurd, May 14, 12:15:05
  - Have I? Don't remember, but you may be right. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 14, 12:18:45
    - No was meant for SCC. (General Chat) - lurd, May 14, 12:33:38
      - He says anything for attention (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 14, 12:36:33
        
        rofl good to see you finally got off your arse to vote this time (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:37:56
      - lol i wasn't quite that harsh (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:35:30
- People rarely listen to a show because of a presenter. (General Chat) - lurd, May 14, 12:11:52
  - You're wrong there lurd, very wrong... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 14, 13:05:50
  - i guess the audience increase was completely random then (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:13:34
- the figure is weekly (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:02:41
  - But the point remains (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 14, 12:03:28
    - because he's extremely talented (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:07:12
      - Go on then. In what way? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 14, 12:11:50
        
        in the way of entertaining (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:12:34
        
        I'm genuinely intrigued as to why people think that (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 14, 12:17:33
        
        being an adulterer has no relevance (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:19:21
The parade was a bit boring. (NCFC) - lurd, May 13, 22:32:05
- Lappin waving his pole (NCFC) - APB, May 13, 23:51:09
  - That's well good. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 14, 01:42:48
- And six fingered web footed Barclay FFS twat?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, May 13, 23:30:59
- What were you expecting? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 13, 22:34:59
  - Selwyn doing a streak (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 13, 23:05:58
  - The moon on a stick? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 13, 22:56:57
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 13, 23:35:05
  - herds of wildebeest (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 13, 22:56:16
    - sweeping majestically... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 14, 02:54:32
    - McNasty to pull down his pants to reveal a tattoo of Hitler on his arse? (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, May 13, 23:02:36
      - or Rangers (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 13, 23:08:52
I heard that poor old Roy Waller is living at Adenbrooks now (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, May 13, 13:08:19
- Not living there but up there most days for dialysis (NCFC) - lurd, May 13, 13:57:19
- Hope he's got plenty of cash for parking fees. I parked for an hour at (NCFC) - CB41, May 13, 13:12:04
  - It's improved a bit (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:13:43
    - and you can get discounted monthly tickets if you're under-going long term treatment (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 13:23:24
      - yes - I genuinely think they've responded to the criticism (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:25:07
        
        i really do hate Cambridge at times (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 13:35:26
        
        we've had a few nightmare journeys to games recently (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:38:19
        
        Wakefield is nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Wakefield Yellow, May 13, 14:50:22
        
        are you making more concrete plans to go then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 13:41:52
        
        No - too broke (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:43:30
        
        So good you named him twice? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, May 13, 13:37:31
        
        no, it's to distinguish him from his brother (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 13:40:01
- oh dear (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:11:00
  - Going back to work tomorrow. Cant wait. Ahem. Thank you for asking :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, May 13, 13:21:29
    - ah good - well good you're back on track, rather than return to work per se (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:26:34
Just seen this van for sale (General Chat) - lurd, May 13, 12:12:50
- lollers. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 13, 13:23:07
- Wakefield by any chance lurd? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, May 13, 12:13:57
- ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 13, 12:13:40
Marshall v Gilks at Wembley (NCFC) - lurd, May 12, 22:27:27
- Have to fancy Baaardiff (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, May 12, 22:31:59
FAO: Betcunts (Betting) - Huge Small, May 12, 22:20:05
- Gonna say Cardiff cos Marshall's good innit (n/m) (Betting) - pants, May 12, 22:21:39
  - A great 'keeper (Betting) - Huge Small, May 12, 22:33:40
  - Well done Pantaloons! (Betting) - lurd, May 12, 22:26:19
  - YES. MARSH WORLD CLKAss (n/m) (Betting) - Huge Small, May 12, 22:25:39
  - I've gone Cardiff (n/m) (Betting) - lurd, May 12, 22:22:30
Forlan is class (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 12, 22:13:01
- yep, nice cross from Ag?ero as well (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 22:15:34
Leicester 3-1 up at Cardiff. (Other Football) - lurd, May 12, 20:53:15
- Young Dickingson and Kelvin aren't helping my channel flicking much (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 12, 21:55:48
  - picture in picture? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 21:58:04
- Pump it ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 12, 21:37:16
- the locals wont be happy with that. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 12, 20:54:11
  - hope they don't invade the pitch (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, May 12, 21:01:38
  - won't that make dj campbell ineligible for blackpool? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 12, 21:00:34
    - Oui (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 12, 21:07:00
      - he must be seething (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 12, 21:08:56
        
        Not anymore (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 12, 21:12:31
        
        he'll be glad away goals don't count (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 12, 21:15:56
"Dickson Etuhu has been a bit ponderous" (NCFC) - lurd, May 12, 20:37:04
- a proper cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 12, 21:00:07
- Perfect role for him.. (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 12, 20:57:30
  - the Argie commentators on the telly think he's class (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 21:49:43
Fulham 7/2 to win this game. Considering that Athletico cant defend for toffy, must be (Betting) - shoddy, May 12, 20:34:32
- They are dominating though (Betting) - yarmyyarmy, May 12, 20:37:29
  - You are fucking joking me? (Betting) - Huge Small, May 12, 20:45:04
    - oh dear.. (n/m) (Betting) - shoddy, May 12, 20:53:26
    - Oh For Fuck's Sake ! (n/m) (Betting) - Huge Small, May 12, 20:52:41
      - Need a hand boxing up your possessions? (n/m) (Betting) - Dog, May 12, 20:56:42
        
        yep. Where shall we go (not Wales)? (n/m) (Betting) - Huge Small, May 12, 21:08:12
        
        *chortle (n/m) (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 20:57:27
      - lol (n/m) (Betting) - yarmyyarmy, May 12, 20:54:13
  - is this Fulham game 2-legged? (n/m) (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 20:42:54
    - no .It's a one-off In Hamburg (n/m) (Betting) - Huge Small, May 12, 20:45:45
    - nope. (n/m) (Betting) - shoddy, May 12, 20:44:02
      - good, hope they win. would probly make it very likely that Hodgson (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 20:46:57
        
        yes agree with that. would be a great England manager. (n/m) (Betting) - shoddy, May 12, 20:51:53
        
        definitely (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 20:55:29
        
        Worthel Scrimmae (n/m) (Betting) - lurd, May 12, 20:54:43
        
        I wouldn't mind a crack at it (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 20:56:27
        
        good to see fulham being well backed by the fans (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 21:13:23
        
        ffs, stop saying Agwero, it's pronounced a-werro (n/m) (Betting) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 12, 20:48:43
Fuck I hope Fulham lose tonight... (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, May 12, 13:31:32
- I hope E7UHU has a blinder (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 12, 14:02:09
- I hope they win. But I'll never forgive them for Fulham. (Other Football) - jafski, May 12, 13:58:31
- I want Fulham to lose because their red angular FFC badge always makes me think "Waffen SS (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 12, 13:39:30
  - I would like to see them win it... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 12, 13:55:32
    - I'm with Tombs on this one. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 12, 14:23:56
    - Me nall (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 12, 14:12:18
    - me too. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 12, 13:57:17
- ... (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 12, 13:38:29
  - ... (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, May 12, 13:39:53
Possible long shot this but does anyone have a company they use for... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 12, 10:57:42
- We use this lot at the moment............ (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 12, 11:38:07
- Where are you based? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 12, 11:34:44
  - Lahndhan (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 12, 12:33:14
    - Oh, try W.H Smith then (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 12, 12:42:53
- we use these... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 12, 11:01:20
  - Booooo, they're the enemy. (General Chat) - lurd, May 12, 11:36:08
    - soz, I'll let the procurement team know! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 12, 11:52:56
- An old colleague makes bags for apples (General Chat) - camcan, May 12, 10:59:58
  - That's good to hear and I am pleased for him/her... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 12, 11:02:19
    - you could rethink (General Chat) - camcan, May 12, 11:03:18
      - Fair point and hitherto rather short sighted of me not to include... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 12, 11:04:37
        
        mushrooms need bags too (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 12, 11:05:03
        
        Mushrooms also are not part of our business plan... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 12, 11:12:17
        
        makes you think! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 12, 11:23:06
Just been emailed a free goalkeeping course with Andy Marshall (NCFC) - lurd, May 11, 13:10:33
- Call him one from an iphone (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 11, 13:15:55
- Teach the cunt how to kick (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 11, 13:15:37
- as a pdf? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 11, 13:12:12
  - Well it's an invitation to a session at Easton College (NCFC) - lurd, May 11, 13:13:52
Is holding a camera phone difficult? (General Chat) - pants, May 10, 10:31:29
- Iphones produce terrible photos. (General Chat) - lurd, May 10, 10:48:13
  - Iphones are dead. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 10, 10:59:26
Burnley want Sir Nigel of Worthington (NCFC) - lurd, May 10, 10:22:27
- Lurd! (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 10, 10:49:02
  - Hello mate (NCFC) - lurd, May 10, 10:57:01
    - No way - next time, you're in! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 10, 10:58:29
      - i'm in as well (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 10, 11:58:37
        
        Snew Patrewl. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 10, 12:04:30
        
        "IF I LAY HERE!!!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 10, 12:03:06
        
        Just a normal night...apart from the fancy dans that came in for half an hour or so. (n/m) (NCFC) - BSG Canary, May 10, 12:07:04
        
        The bloke in the corner of the bar genuinely scared me. He kind of looked like what i'd ex (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 10, 12:11:12
        
        The barman looked like the "after" picture from one of those (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 10, 12:15:02
        
        The Guinness was a vast improvement on last time we went in there, but not brilliant. It (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 10, 12:23:51
        
        my guts yesterday would say so, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 10, 12:17:15
        
        I was blaming it on the curry, but yes, now you mention it, I had a TERRIBLE arse yesterda (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 10, 12:20:12
        
        Yes you were. What of it ? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSG Canary, May 10, 12:17:11
      - Havana's, twice, and somewhere else with clump in it. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 10, 11:35:37
- he's exactly the man i'd want if i had parachute payments... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 10, 10:35:16
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 10, 10:38:01
    - Earnshaw might be available... (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, May 10, 10:40:25
BSG. We only went to the BSG. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 14:26:25
- What a great night. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 9, 15:53:11
- Snew Patrewl (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 9, 15:03:23
- Monopoly clump. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 14:58:50
- How did Mark Curry II go? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 9, 14:32:15
  - I had a great time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Nick_Cruet, May 9, 15:22:03
    - ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 15:28:45
      - I seem to now be the proud owner of a set too... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 9, 15:49:26
        
        ^^^ Nothing to do with me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 15:54:11
        
        ^^^ Nothing to do with me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 15:53:52
        
        Shocking behaviour. I bet you deny all knowledge of taking them as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 9, 15:51:52
        
        Put it this way, if this was a game of Cluedo... (General Chat) - Arganth, May 9, 15:56:18
        
        I think you'll find they went in your bag, pre-curry... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 9, 15:59:05
      - Ha ! Has anyone still got one? (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 9, 15:44:43
        
        I've got that one. I was planning on doing travelling Roti Cruet pictures. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 15:46:06
  - It was a long old haul, but good fun. A good turn out, good to see Tuds again and meet (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 14:41:31
    - I was hoping to get to the PoD.. (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 9, 15:40:58
      - The Berstrete Gates is incredible. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 15:44:49
        
        Cans of Fosters on tap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 9, 15:47:14
        
        That's a bit worrying (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 9, 15:55:57
    - Nice to meet you all too. (General Chat) - lurd, May 9, 15:25:16
    - ...and Jumbo1 done bears with us Coach and King's. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 14:43:04
      - twas a good night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 9, 14:57:25
City coming to Lincoln, absolutly made up with that. Get In! (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, May 6, 11:09:51
- My Mrs will be chuffed about the Daggers game too... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 6, 11:12:01
  - Is she a good old Dagenham girl? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 6, 11:18:05
    - Romford originally (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 6, 11:18:34
Am I the only one to have watched that 3 in a bed B&B documentary? (General Chat) - tudders, May 5, 23:23:03
- I saw a bit of it. (General Chat) - lurd, May 5, 23:47:25
- yes (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 5, 23:26:39
  - Bardsley Sandwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 5, 23:39:25
bollox! (NCFC) - ingi, May 5, 22:20:28
- People who sleep less, party more. (NCFC) - lurd, May 5, 23:13:17
  - Just let me know when Keef dies, (NCFC) - tudders, May 6, 00:09:55
Email bohemouth = 90 online, 27 new users. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 12:46:07
- it's all #nickcleggsfault (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 5, 12:51:16
- bohemouth?? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 5, 12:48:50
  - yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 13:02:30
  - he meant bournemouth (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 12:49:43
    - Or Behemoth. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, May 5, 12:57:27
      - I think we've established that (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 13:00:30
- see below - at least some of them are Archant hacks scrabbling to get the story first (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 12:48:09
  - no - they just want the pictures of you and scrammers (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 12:49:11
    - and they only exist in your filthy mind cc (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 5, 12:52:07
- I've just received the email 8 times from different people (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, May 5, 12:47:49
  - ha ha me too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 12:50:37
    - Can you send me the revised edition? (General Chat) - lurd, May 5, 12:52:41
- See what you've done (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 12:47:49
  - that volcaner; it was two eminems and a gallon of diet adnams (General Chat) - Tombs, May 5, 12:49:01
see when the contents of the email are made public..... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 5, 12:35:32
- Based on the email contents I don't think you can conclusively say that (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 5, 12:53:16
- Hmmm? ... (General Chat) - meeky, May 5, 12:43:36
  - part of the deal to get it was to promise not to pass it on (General Chat) - Tombs, May 5, 12:47:11
    - if its made pubic! definitely a sackable offence (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, May 5, 12:48:33
- Well if that's the conclusion they've come to then there's going to be an outcry... (General Chat) - Dog, May 5, 12:42:06
  - Won't happen. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 12:46:43
    - What makes you so sure? (General Chat) - Dog, May 5, 12:48:50
- in your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 5, 12:38:04
  - don't mention it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 5, 12:40:20