Hares a juk I just got emailed, made me small lol...
A group of Nursery School Kids were trying very hard to become accustomed to year one.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
'I went to visit my Nana'.
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked Michael what he had done
'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.
She then asked little Alex what he had done?
'I read a book' he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.
'What book did you read?'
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said...
'Winnie the SHIT'
Posted By: jafski on May 27th 2010 at 10:39:55
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- Hares a juk I just got emailed, made me small lol... (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 10:39:55
- oh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 12:12:16
- The problem those children had is that they jumped straight to Year 1 missing out on their (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 27, 11:32:27
- Chortle ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 27, 11:28:19
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 11:04:00
- Nice to see you at the 5-a-side footy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 11:18:44
- Yeah sorry mate the sun fried my brain a bit. (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:08:17
- My lad's team got through to the plate semi's and lost on pelunties. (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 12:17:10
- That's good then. I got told we'd be done by 1! (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:24:59
- lol there were some milfs about. Although also a lot of white, pasty tattooed flab. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 12:32:17
- That's good then. I got told we'd be done by 1! (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:24:59
- My lad's team got through to the plate semi's and lost on pelunties. (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 12:17:10
- Yeah sorry mate the sun fried my brain a bit. (General Chat) - lurd, May 27, 12:08:17
- Nice to see you at the 5-a-side footy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 11:18:44
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