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Himmers. (Other Football) - tudders, Nov 12, 17:36:27
- ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 17:39:05
- hes a freak of nature (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 12, 17:37:51
  - RIP Selwyn (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Nov 12, 17:38:49
    - I wonder who he leaves all the ITFC crap to in his will (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 17:39:49
      - freaky (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 12, 17:41:05
        
        Are you writing your will at the moment? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 17:41:59
        
        no-im on here (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 12, 17:42:53
        
        that's not really freaky then (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 12, 17:43:52
    - im not dead yet lurd (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Nov 12, 17:39:17
What the fuckety fuck is Jones doing in midfield? (n/m) (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Nov 12, 17:33:00
- Who'da thunk it, we've run outta midfielders! (n/m) (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Nov 12, 17:39:23
- Playing well? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Nov 12, 17:37:09
Many of you have still not listened to this yet... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 18:30:16
- Nooooooooooo ! (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 8, 18:50:59
  - lol (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 18:54:12
    - I sound nothing like John Peel (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 18:59:18
      - all right your trying to be like John peel (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 8, 19:03:20
        
        listen to some of the links on this site (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 8, 19:07:29
        
        Doh ! (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 8, 19:09:24
        
        I sound nothing like him... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 19:20:56
        
        Ok you don't .......... you do (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 8, 20:38:47
        
        There is one comparison. (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 8, 19:34:56
        
        I can't speak for him but yes in my case (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 21:55:11
- Restaurant you went to for the Birthday looked good, ?30 for a Sunday lunch though Dandy!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 18:33:27
  - It was me bidet Mr D... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 19:01:06
    - Looked a very very nice place to eat. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 19:02:42
This is the only internet message board I post on (General Chat) - King, Nov 8, 01:07:34
- The text only element of this site makes it more bitchy IMO. (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 8, 08:03:52
- I don't know either. There does seem to be a very high (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 07:18:20
- yeah was a thread sunday (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 8, 01:27:53
  - and as suggested by the Stoopish thread, actually seems to be *less* bitchy than before (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 01:50:25
    - yeah the only problem these days (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 8, 01:56:00
      - Try and answer these questions truthfully (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 09:01:23
      - and you referring to him either directly or indirectly in a large proportion on your posts (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 01:59:47
        
        He said the word enamel about 5 times after I used it in a post (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 09:30:29
        
        i refer to many posters tbh (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 8, 02:06:02
        
        also norway criticising a tv programme yesterday (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 8, 02:15:16
        
        you first reply was a load of bollocks as you well know, but you second has an element of (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 14:10:10
anyone have McNasty's email address and Day Shifters, any of you recognise / know of (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 7, 10:25:49
- Why? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 7, 10:54:30
  - his mate - embarrassing racist bile at villa game (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 7, 10:58:59
- He tweeted it the other day (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 7, 10:41:51
  - nice one, cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 7, 10:47:36
- I don't think McNally's email address is in the public domain (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 7, 10:32:41
- Is is a big tat? (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:31:47
  - very big (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 7, 10:41:02
- Norwich isn't east of England. You should of told him (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 10:28:55
Re: the defenders making individual errors. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 6, 13:35:02
- yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 15:54:33
- yes, yes it is (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 13:53:23
- That's defintely true (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 13:48:17
  - Unforgivable is a bit harsh (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 15:09:06
  - None of them need replacing (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 6, 13:52:26
    - not playing 4-4 fooking 2 will help also (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:01:08
    - I'm more than pleased about being 9th (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 14:00:57
      - We won't be. (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 6, 14:06:57
        
        Not bothered about proving anybody wrong. (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 14:09:12
- Thought mad Marc did well (NCFC) - Waddockhunt, Nov 6, 13:43:49
  - He had a much easier job down his side. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 6, 13:46:40
- Equally, it was/is really stupid how De Laet is the scapegoat (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 13:38:16
  - Other than Tierney I think the defence is quite short in PL quality. (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 13:58:30
    - For me it's always about the man in charge (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 14:24:01
      - Very true, Lambert is brilliant (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 14:56:06
    - fortunate to only worry about that aspect (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 13:59:47
      - Exactly. Our midfield always creates chances, that's why we're so high up the table (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 14:04:48
  - I thought De Laet had been very good aside from a few errors (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 6, 13:43:10
  - True. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 6, 13:42:01
    - This. RM less prone to Howlers too. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Nov 6, 14:12:08
- If we'd lost against Liverpool & got a point at Villa everyone would be happy..chillax (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 6, 13:37:41
  - who isn't happy? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 13:54:26
    - Exactly. Possible to be happy but still have concerns. I'd take 17th this season. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Nov 6, 14:13:16
  - Just staying up will be a great achievement (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 13:40:28
    - Agreed, yesterday has certainly but the buffers on the Europa talk (n/m) (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 13:49:59
  - I'm chilled. Thought we did alright at a place I didn't expect to get aniytging anyway. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 6, 13:38:52
    - we shouldn't just expect a result from any away game tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 13:57:44
      - Just go into eveygame thinking we'll lose then anything else is a brucie bonus! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 6, 14:03:41
        
        that's a shit attitude that gets you relegated (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 15:14:50
FAO Any musician types (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 5, 19:14:26
- Lurd, happy for me to share link? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 19:27:03
  - Yes please mate! (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 5, 19:39:02
    - :O) Done (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 19:40:40
      - My friend works at cooks so he will sort it for you although I don't know much about .. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 19:41:56
        
        I have a Clapton Strat which I will never sell, remake one of blacky. It's my retirement. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 19:43:58
        
        Jealous! (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 5, 20:04:43
        
        :D linkage to another site, hope someone buys Lurd! I will have a word too. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 21:20:33
- Does the fact you bought it in 2020 make it more, or less, expensive? (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 5, 19:24:30
  - Good spot! (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 5, 19:40:58
Mancini can just fuck off!! (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 5, 19:11:26
- Oh no :-( (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 5, 19:27:50
- his anti football disgusts me (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 19:12:36
  - massive multiple screaming mummy benny. All day special (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 20:02:16
  - Barton still a dirty fucker. (Other Football) - lurd, Nov 5, 19:13:03
Those saying we were bad at the back today seem to be forgetting (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 5, 17:41:45
- couldn't deal with their pace up front (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 5, 17:51:20
  - ^^ This ^^ and the head injury/concussion for Johnson. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Nov 5, 17:57:54
- Those saying we were bad at the back today seem to remember (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 5, 17:47:51
  - we're playing better quality team with better quality attacks (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 5, 17:52:26
    - Backpasses like Barnetts coupled with the stupid penalties we've given away were (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 5, 18:46:27
      - yes but surely we EXPECTED to be under immense defensive pressure (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 5, 18:48:59
        
        Exactly so (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 5, 18:52:43
  - To be fair we are also playing against quality players who punish mistakes. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 5, 17:50:02
    - Yep, no denying that so to rotate every now and again isn't a bad thing (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 17:52:51
    - even 'i' would have punished barnetts mistake today! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 17:51:46
      - You'd never have beaten Ruddy to it! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 5, 18:13:21
- Johnson was fit... (NCFC) - woody, Nov 5, 17:44:03
- disagree, naughton should be a full back first..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 17:43:29
  - If you're playing that style which we clearly were, you need your midfielders cover.. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 5, 17:45:52
    - so...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 17:47:36
      - presumably you are aware of his instructions from the management? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 5, 17:53:05
        
        i would imagine it to be aloong the lines of.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 19:18:28
- i agree 100% (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:43:18
  - so Tombs and Lurd 100% agree with me........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 5, 17:48:45
    - erm, i agree with lurd (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:56:40
      - ???? Its an 8 person Hot Tub.........My telly isnt even a Telly (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 5, 18:14:23
        
        yeah righto! (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 18:16:54
Great spirit, but that was our worst performance of the season IMHO (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 5, 17:03:12
- Barnett's not a very good footballer (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 5, 17:04:04
  - Good in the air yes (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 5, 17:07:07
  - He was immense against Liverpool (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 5, 17:04:56
    - Only because Suarez was indecisive and couldn't finish his chances. (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 5, 17:10:01
    - got skinned a few times (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 17:09:02
    - he is probably our best center back (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 5, 17:06:25
      - Guess he is one of those players that looks v different to different people (NCFC) - Kev, Nov 5, 17:08:55
        
        In all honesty I don't think we have anyone who could be described as (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 5, 17:10:29
      - Martin's "marking" of Bent today seems to have gone unnoticed. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 5, 17:07:30
        
        No it hasn't, he was also poor today. Martin is only a temp solution. (n/m) (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 5, 17:26:51
      - tbf, we haven't seen Ward/Whitbread (much) yet (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 5, 17:07:05
        
        tbf (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 5, 17:08:18
Villa cunts showboating. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 5, 16:39:55
- Holt's cross was fantastic! Clinical from Morison (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 5, 16:40:25
Shit marking there (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 5, 15:33:59
If you want to listen to some excellent moosic... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:15:38
- What's with the whispering? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 4, 22:27:48
  - Lost my voice... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:33:03
- ... then don't listen to Pandas on the radio. (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:19:26
  - Cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:24:58
    - Never heard of any of the bands you play soooooo.... (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:26:15
      - Yes... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:32:14
        
        To be fair, I just listened to one minute fifty-three seconds of I Wanna Pop (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:40:12
        
        *Bop (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:40:35
        
        Treat your ears and give it a greater go... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:43:51
        
        p.s. Muenchen is great (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:48:20
        
        The latter yes but the former no (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:50:00
        
        A la Jack Black in High Fidelity (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:52:01
        
        Great book... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:54:34
        
        Whats the difference between billy and roll?! (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:47:19
        
        I'm very inquisitive sooooo..... (General Chat) - JD3, Nov 4, 22:36:13
Hoping to catch some of you a bit tiddly. Like what I am. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:38:58
- Top of the league! (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Nov 4, 22:35:03
- I'm not drinking at the moment, training for the 1/2 marathon` (General Chat) - conker, Nov 4, 22:18:00
  - Thanks for your donation, will reciprocate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:20:00
- I am not drunk sadly but by this time tomorrow I will be... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:16:44
  - Get in! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:20:12
- I know about 20 people doing it. (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Nov 4, 21:48:23
  - *sigh* (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:59:34
    - It's only cos you're doing so smashingly well that I can help others instead. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Nov 4, 22:16:17
      - No worries. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:19:21
- Hows your eye now mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:41:13
  - Which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:43:28
    - Here we go! (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:44:19
      - It's fine thanks mate. Fully recovered. Good old NHS. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:46:11
        
        Be careful next time. (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:47:38
        
        He's a terrible shot. Once his knees go he loses all direction. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:48:14
        
        Christ. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 21:57:47
        
        FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:53:46
        
        You've experienced it too? I feel your pain. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:55:44
        
        I've shared a pint with you both. Twice. I feel violated (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:05:26
        
        Wait till the third time. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:06:33
        
        do I get a go on the ho in the flats after? (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:08:53
        
        If you can still walk. Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:10:39
        
        In that case, I'm in. Chelsea rent boys chelsea rent boys hello hello (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:12:07
        
        ^^ Outed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:15:13
        
        don't flatter yourself homo (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:19:10
        
        lollops (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:22:52
        
        After the third one they give you a lollypop. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 22:07:55
        
        Sideways. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:10:16
        
        I know. He should at least know now to hold on to steady himself. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:55:21
        
        You're in the front with him tomorrow. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:56:31
        
        You know the answer to this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:58:00
        
        It's me isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:59:55
        
        Yes, yes it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 22:05:59
        
        I fucking knew it! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:06:45
- il give u a quid next time i see you (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:40:09
  - OK, cheers sellers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:43:40
Whenever I play Football Manager, I agree my budget pre season. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:27:53
- so do i (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:29:09
  - You've still got a Spectrum though mate (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:32:52
    - His wife hasn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 4, 21:36:00
      - neither had yours last time i looked (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:36:47
        
        Speculum. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 22:04:40
        
        Should've looked in the fridge. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 4, 21:38:46
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:39:18
    - is that at the back of my bollocks? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:34:01
      - fucking hell hahaha (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:39:16
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:40:42
      - FFS (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:37:51
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:34:48
usa v yella pmsl (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:12:33
- Selwyn is the best. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:26:44
- its like the good ole worz v usa days.......well nearly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:17:23
- Intelligent debate you could only dream of, pig nosher. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:14:05
  - did you go the other way, like I suggested. You could have been there hours otherwise (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:17:45
    - Yeah. Just Wrathing from the M25 near Gatwick. Cheers for the heads-up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:19:56
      - good man (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:25:09
    - where were u when........................ (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:19:00
      - you know where Selwyn's (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:26:54
        
        yes i know but seriously where were 30,000 of you? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:28:32
        
        dunno - what say was it? Was there a sale on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:29:45
        
        Africa mostly (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:29:35
        
        nah, that's the stewards (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:32:21
        
        racist (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:30:54
        
        True facts mate (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:32:31
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:33:06
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:14:44
FAO: usacanary (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:21:43
- "The Jan budget has not yet been agreed" (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:09:11
  - ... giant luminous cock ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 22:00:40
- FAO Yellalee........ prepare to go on Full blown Monkey tilt......I found the Video...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 20:49:17
  - Not sure why you think I'd go on monkey tilt? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:02:47
    - Ouch, this stings a bit doesnt it........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:06:46
      - Yep, just watched that. Stil (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:07:07
        
        Oops, iFail. Still not sure why you think I'm angry? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:08:41
        
        oh........ so you were wrong to call me out in your post....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:10:08
        
        Well, yes, obviously. Trying to trip you up wasn't my intention... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:12:09
        
        LOL, you whole intention was to call me out on something I posted. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:20:58
        
        Wow. Erm.... Okaay. I'm very very sorry that I am wrong, and you are right (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:26:49
        
        if he told you that, well it does contradict slightly with his own words......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:39:14
        
        Agreed entirely. And DM and AB said as much re smoke and mirrors last night as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:41:58
        
        fucking hell! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:30:19
        
        makes me laugh how u think u know so much rom so far away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:22:39
        
        Thats what makes me so damn good........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:26:07
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:26:46
        
        2 kids in a playground pmsl (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:11:14
        
        HE HAS A VIDEO MATE (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:09:23
        
        Its not really Bowkett, I hired an actor who looks like him. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:11:38
        
        Are you going to visit CR this season? (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:17:22
        
        is pants? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:18:06
        
        Erroneous ? in there... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:09:22
  - Believing everything you see on the internet. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 20:59:30
  - its actually around 3mins 30 secs (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 20:51:30
    - TRANSCRIPT of Alan Bowkett video for those who dont have access. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:00:39
      - you are on FIRE (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 21:01:16
        
        Just waiting for the apology that wont come........Im guessing...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:04:12
        
        Eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:05:02
- There was a video I saw............ (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 20:40:10
  - yep saw that (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 20:40:33
- keep dreaming yella! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 20:23:58
  - I thought you were going to stop doing this? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 4, 20:25:14
    - Paying Devils Advocate... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:26:44
      - Just to be clear, no financial transaction between the Advocate and I has ever taken place (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:27:41
  - Did you understand the words wot I rit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:24:36
Just been singing along loudly to the song ... (NCFC) - meeky, Nov 3, 16:29:30
- Whip crack away! (NCFC) - yellowman, Nov 3, 17:00:09
- Surely getting 11 points in the PL is far worse than banging some bird (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:37:06
- Cheer up fat Paulie. (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:37:06
  - fuck me, talk about shoe-horning......... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:46:08
    - NOTW caught him doing that apparently (NCFC) - TransitVanBeethoven, Nov 3, 17:12:20
    - OK. You don't see them often these days, Shoe horning. Do you? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:47:25
      - I actually bought a shoe horn just last week (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 16:57:17
  - Needs work (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 16:39:27
- Sad scouser pervert (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 3, 16:34:06
- Keep it clean lads (NCFC) - TransitVanBeethoven, Nov 3, 16:33:42
- Nice to see you in the pub Meeks! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:32:32
  - Yes very nice to see you as well ... (NCFC) - meeky, Nov 3, 16:41:51
    - I know, no worries mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:43:08
    - Don't tell him ... (NCFC) - meeky, Nov 3, 16:42:55
      - Christ, was that really Jakski??? I always saw him as young. He looks not far short (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 16:44:19
        
        About 20 years or so. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:45:42
  - Liar. You said he stank and cadged in on every else's round but wouldn't buy one (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 16:34:25
    - Ha ha I would have/of hoped my daughters would have/of told me if I stank? (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Nov 3, 16:39:38
      - They were wafting their noses and pulling faces behind your back. That's why my boys were (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:43:59
        
        Cheeky minxes, wait til I see them tomorrow ... (NCFC) - meeky, Nov 3, 16:47:50
      - Cabbages he said, you stank of old cabbages (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 16:42:35
Holt in new interview on the official site. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 15:45:04
- Haterz are gonna hate this........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:04:17
  - Not like you to point this kind of thing out (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 3, 16:14:07
  - Booooooooooooooooooooom! (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:05:35
    - Bitchcake monkey tilt ladyboy iceberg ahead.............. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:06:33
      - and maybe a screaming benny (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 16:13:08
      - Tilterz favourite cheese is Tilton. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:07:53
        
        ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 3, 16:12:25
        
        I love that. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:17:17
        
        here is my office......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:19:54
        
        That looks gayer than gay - what's the bint doing there? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 16:22:18
        
        Its my Beard........ (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:23:20
        
        Fav movie..........Tilt-tanic (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:12:12
        
        or.........From Dusk tilt Dawn........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:16:25
        
        stick to the observations - we'll crack the funnies... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 3, 16:13:34
        
        We will? When do we start? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 16:19:09
        
        8:30 (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:20:34
        
        2013 (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:20:55
        
        Agreed. Not his strong point. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:17:36
        
        ouch, that stings a little. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:22:20
        
        Relative to your hard style factual observations that is. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:24:44
        
        sounds sexy.......is this foreplay?...... wanna ride in my hot tub? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:29:21
        
        *logs off* (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 16:34:01
        
        *jacks off* (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:39:46
- Fair play to him for taking SCC's advice and upping his game (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 3, 15:53:26
  - he prob read on here about SCC's bets on him scoring a foo more. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 15:55:26
- he defo looks leaner and quicker than usual.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 15:47:24
- You can see it in his performances too (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 3, 15:46:38
  - Deffo. Without Lambert, I reckon Holt would be a good league one player all his career (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 15:58:49
  - yep, his double chin has almost totally gone now (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:55:27
... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 12:36:41
- A fried egg and sliced chillies - my favourite. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 3, 13:23:45
- That's clearly been photoshopped (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 3, 12:50:09
  - Also (General Chat) - megson, Nov 3, 12:52:29
    - he's probably eaten them (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 3, 12:56:04
      - got his nodge tie on though (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 3, 13:03:31
        
        and that shirt is testament to the skills of the hong kong tailors (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 3, 13:07:21
        
        It does beg the question, if he is size XXXL, wtf size is that shirt? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 3, 13:08:38
        
        continental (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 3, 13:09:59
        
        A generous cut, as they say (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 3, 13:11:29
        
        room to develop as one gets older sir (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 3, 13:12:15
  - and he looks about 50 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 3, 12:52:17
- Bet he finished that off in a matter of seconds (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 12:49:09
- Kin Ada !! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 3, 12:45:10
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 3, 12:41:07
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 3, 12:38:49
- Gok Wan (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 3, 12:37:56
  - That Gok Wan's a sort, and no mistake. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 3, 12:45:41
Chris Sutton's Book ffs. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 3, 08:55:20
- on my xmas list.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 09:13:25
- Worthy didn't want him playing for us (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 09:13:08
  - He had a broken eye didn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 3, 09:18:29
    - Got that at Villa (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 09:21:39
    - we signed dublin instead (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 09:20:55
      - Wrong season (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 09:22:48
        
        ... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 3, 09:28:15
        
        details are great (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 09:33:59
        
        and slagging off a club lambert just managed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 09:39:22
        
        ... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 3, 09:42:23
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 09:43:21
        
        What forsight (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 3, 10:34:39
        
        great call (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 10:35:23
        
        Do it next time, instead of going off into a screaming benny (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 10:26:23
        
        The Lambert, cunt calling Mikey (TWICE!), is fast approaching screaming benny (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 09:36:20
        
        dull dull dull dull dull (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 3, 10:20:34
        
        my bad. Still, he was happy to take Louis Jean's injuries on (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 09:32:03
        
        Actually, that article may not be all that credible. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 3, 09:37:11
        
        we're 8th in the prem let's all move on imo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 09:40:04
        
        what injuries (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 3, 09:36:47
lol (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 08:20:59
- Does he live near Grant Holt then? (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 3, 08:36:05
  - No I don't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Nov 3, 09:06:49
  - He has kept it quiet all this time hasn't he? (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 08:44:21
    - *sigh* (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 3, 08:52:39
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 3, 08:56:01
  - maybe he knows some reserve players (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 08:37:12
    - You calling Holty a reserve now? (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 3, 08:43:55
      - ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 08:46:08
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 08:44:38
No Wes in... (Other Football) - Barclay_Steve, Nov 1, 13:47:19
- Excellent (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 1, 13:50:53
- I don't think any of those players injured are midfielders (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 13:50:04
  - Gibson is a midfielder (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 13:57:54
    - Ah, I was viewing a previously cached version (why does that happen so often nowadays?) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 13:59:13
  - fair point, didnt look too far past Gibson.. (Other Football) - Barclay_Steve, Nov 1, 13:56:13
  - In April 2008, Giovanni Trapattoni included Hoolahan in his preliminary forty-man squad (Other Football) - lurd, Nov 1, 13:54:12
    - ....and do you think he's bothered watching him since then? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 13:57:23
      - You said he didn't know him though. (Other Football) - lurd, Nov 1, 13:58:34
        
        He doesn't know the Lambert-ified Wes (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 14:01:34
        
        Doesn't he have a telly ? I just don't think he suits the hoofball approach (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 14:03:14
        
        As I say, we'll see (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 1, 14:07:57
  - Good that he is though (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 1, 13:51:15
UNLOAD HIM (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 31, 12:25:48
Has anyone seen my MOT (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 31, 09:26:05
- You can still do it online even if it's the last day of the month. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 31, 09:55:33
  - Shirley that can't be right (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 31, 12:11:19
- go to HiQ off the dereham rd in norwich like what i did for my wifes motor (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 31, 09:39:44
  - i seem to have wasted a recommendation (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 31, 09:42:04
- Found it (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 31, 09:33:59
- Just do it online then you won't need it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 31, 09:28:03
  - Done it like that before (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 31, 09:33:16
  - and while you're at it why not change it for a Lotus Elise? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 31, 09:30:07
    - Thats a good idea (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 31, 09:36:35
      - You must be starting to think no one is going to buy it... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 31, 09:38:51
        
        The advert ran out a while back I just haven't got around to doing anything about it (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 31, 09:45:22
wow exactly 4 years since the rodent arrived (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:43:03
- "Oh shit! People have noticed I slagged Holt off. Better draw attention elsewhere." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 30, 19:03:53
  - i'm glad i criticised holty (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:07:34
    - If he told you to stop looking at posts from 4 years ago, and learn not (NCFC) - pants, Oct 30, 19:10:33
- I quite liked him initially. He waved at me towards the end but I told him to f**k off (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 30, 18:55:57
- Luckilly we're in the prem now, and we can all move on (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 30, 18:55:45
- Most WotB users online ever for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 30, 18:43:40
  - Pants + 200 of his alts (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 30, 18:48:37
    - some decent posts tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:52:08
      - Arizona Bay. This is how Mikey deflects from slagging Grant Holt off (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 30, 18:56:52
      - That was utter bollocks... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 18:54:37
        
        lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:55:38
        
        incidentally me and phrankin took a load of abuse (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:58:04
        
        bigfeller always knew his stuff too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:02:23
        
        what's happened to him? Used to like reading his stuff (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:39:10
        
        dunno last posted when we went up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:43:15
        
        he used to have a good blog, very very wordy though! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:47:02
        
        in 2007 he did (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:49:27
        
        he must've got a job or something (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:50:32
        
        or a missus (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:54:00
        
        yep, same kind of effect (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:55:47
        
        like charles then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 20:00:48
        
        You angrilly called Lambert a cunt (NCFC) - pants, Oct 30, 18:59:30
        
        I saw a goose today that was apparantly raised by a family of ducks. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 30, 19:01:47
        
        I invited an ant to a party (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 30, 19:02:48
        
        You and an ant? How'd it go? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 30, 19:06:15
        
        How did what go? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 30, 19:08:40
        
        The party. With an ant. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 30, 19:15:09
        
        QUONK! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 30, 19:02:37
        
        It was in South Creake, where me awld ma lives. (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 30, 19:05:37
        
        He's Head Chef. Almost all my family work there. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 30, 19:07:08
        
        ~Ostrich?Lmp..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 30, 19:36:36
        
        I might go in there at Christmas then. Me and MBK met there by chance one year. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 30, 19:14:46
  - yep this place is always busy when people are pissed off (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:47:40
Not unattractive in the build-up, but QPArse played some hilariously terrible football (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 30, 17:59:26
- agreed. they looked v poor today. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 30, 18:31:01
- yep awful finishing (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:02:03
  - A premier league standard striker? (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 30, 18:05:46
    - as long as he stays super fit (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:07:55
      - He looked fit to me (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 30, 18:15:19
        
        wow really? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:23:56
        
        great post this (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:25:47
        
        Errrrr (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 30, 18:45:27
        
        don't be silly (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:48:54
      - He looked fit to (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 30, 18:15:01
Bit of a concern reading benno's tweet describing bale as frightening ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 17:34:47
- take some deep breaths, maybe a mug of herbal tea. pop on some burt bacaharach (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 17:44:14
  - Sir Paul will have already written his plan out, him and Culverhouse have a big board with (NCFC) - shortfatb, Oct 30, 18:02:32
  - why don't the people who are owed write off the debt? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 17:51:49
- Wont have Naughton against Spuds. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 30, 17:39:53
  - might put DeLaet in at RB (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 30, 17:54:42
    - More likely play our RB (Martin) at RB (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 30, 18:08:02
      - or bennett right back (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:08:39
        
        you should stick to trolling (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:32:53
        
        like my score predictions (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:35:30
        
        that's not really a prediction is it. More a statement of the blindingly obvious (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:39:08
        
        get real was another massive call (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:41:02
        
        this was a massive call (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:05:34
        
        this one (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:13:52
        
        and this one (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:14:40
        
        you fucked up again (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:16:26
        
        bollocks here go (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:18:47
        
        you mugged brandon right off (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:21:15
        
        tbf very few others could've had my vision (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:24:54
        
        haha fair play, although tbf... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 30, 21:22:59
        
        which post you mug? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 19:08:35
what a goal peter (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 17:31:01
- Bale is a bit better than Marc Tierney (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 30, 17:32:35
  - ^^hates teeairney (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 17:36:26
    - I like him but some of the posts down there VVV (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 30, 17:38:35
      - where? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 17:41:07
  - Different position these days but yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 17:35:24
Anyone seen contagion? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 30, 17:02:54
- I had chicken poxes as a youth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 30, 17:04:01
  - I had Scroffula, still have I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 30, 17:32:34
    - ah the King's Evil (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:29:31
  - i once had measles (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 17:07:29
    - I had mumps when I was 21 (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 30, 17:40:20
      - aren't you supposed to go sterile when you have that as an adult? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:30:35
        
        oh (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:33:34
        
        clearly it's a myth so I no longer shit myself (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:35:40
        
        damn (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 18:36:11
FAO: lurd. Was it you who played in the band Chasing Tigers? They are part of a 8-artist (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 12:08:17
- Yeah. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 30, 12:09:54
  - Creative differences? Come down and have a bag-fuelled row and chuck one of them out of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 12:14:05
    - More lack of time on my part. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 30, 12:18:51
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 12:43:20
James Corden (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 30, 10:15:02
- Life Stories? - He's 33 FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Oct 30, 11:06:36
- They are all quite inspirational characters. We should all aim high, (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 30, 10:30:10
- You make him being a fat cunt sound like he's got a disability (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 30, 10:29:55
- i didn't see it tbh (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 10:27:38
  - jack the ripper did better tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Oct 30, 10:32:10
    - his anonymity kind of ruined his fame though (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 10:33:37
      - without the anonymity he wouldn't be famous (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Oct 30, 10:36:32
        
        yes but he can hardly endorse global brands or go on chatshows can he (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 10:39:15
        
        au contraire (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Oct 30, 10:41:12
        
        shameless cashing in (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 10:42:46
Johnson has been way below his previous performances this season in the last 2 games. (NCFC) - shortfatb, Oct 30, 09:24:57
- We could do with a more box to box midfielder for games like yesterday. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 30, 10:32:51
- Thought Fox was far poorer than Johnson yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Oct 30, 09:27:07
Have to say Blackburn have some really good players. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Oct 29, 18:58:13
- We did really well to match their midfield 1st half (NCFC) - Huge Small, Oct 29, 19:07:15
- My current 3 worst teams in the PL. Wolves, Wigan and Bolton (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 29, 19:02:56
  - Spoke to a Blackburn fan on the train on the way home and he said that the three worst (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Oct 29, 20:55:28
- Nzonzi is a beast. Could do a job at a top club. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 29, 18:59:06
- tbf wigan are (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 18:59:04
Anyone near the line (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 29, 18:54:56
- Think he kept it out, although he had both feet in the goal (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Oct 29, 19:27:33
- looked over to me! (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Oct 29, 19:20:57
- Nah his arse was on the line. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 29, 18:56:53
  - Didn't look like it from Block b (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 29, 18:58:26
- didn't think it was over from the replays (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 18:55:33
Those mongs slating Naughton.. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 29, 18:47:23
- It's ridiculous, the guy has been incredible this season! (n/m) (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Oct 29, 18:56:24
- Hoillet is a fucking good player as I mentioned the other day. (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 29, 18:53:08
  - Listen USA..you're a decent enough guy. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 29, 18:56:22
    - Im always right..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 29, 19:00:01
    - i said i fancied a goalfest today (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 18:57:48
      - and what result did you go for in the prediction League? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 29, 19:05:54
        
        probably a win (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 19:09:05
      - You said you fancied a gayfest. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 29, 19:04:52
- forgot about that tackle (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 29, 18:53:07
  - The fact he came out with the ball helped him....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 29, 18:53:58
- Yeah, if the player had made a lot of it (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 29, 18:52:20
i wouldn't be averse to the new super fit holt (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:08:51
- It's possible Holt might replace Morison (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 28, 10:17:04
  - Holt is better at getting in and making goal scoring positions (NCFC) - phrankin, Oct 28, 10:37:31
    - defo sorted the weight issues (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:39:42
      - Pretty disgraceful (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 28, 11:00:21
        
        it's only what i read on the pinkun (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 11:05:54
        
        big built lad hitting 30, probably struggles to keep his weight down in the summer (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Oct 28, 11:07:51
        
        he'll be like neil shipperly when he stops playing (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 11:08:51
- "New Super Holt"? ? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 10:13:49
  - New heroes... (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 28, 10:21:15
    - To be fair to Rodent (no, we're not kicking that off again) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:24:10
      - yep he just needed a new manager (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:24:49
        
        It's that time!!! (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 10:34:27
        
        LOL. I love that photo. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 10:34:55
        
        caption? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:36:37
        
        You could try living one day in your life without being an irritating trolling jerk (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:37:29
        
        Roeder was scacking in 21st place, Hamilton 20th (NCFC) - phrankin, Oct 28, 10:39:20
        
        yep we're 8th in the prem now (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:40:16
        
        Yep, look forward to that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 10:43:11
        
        it's probably an addiction (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:38:51
        
        You could try living one day in your life without being an irritating trolling jerk (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:26:30
        
        well he did need a new manager tbf (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:29:01
  - I think he looks leaner and fitter than I've ever seen him before (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:20:09
    - In that goals video of his, early doors he's quite lean but (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 28, 10:47:22
      - Most of them were about 7 years ago tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 28, 11:08:22
        
        Yes. But compare him against Yeovil (3 years ago) to how he looks now.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 28, 11:13:50
    - Reckon he's been doing pilates or suffern (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 10:20:55
      - I did some pilates this morning (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 28, 10:22:00
        
        I'd stop doing it if I were you, if it's giving you lower back pain (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 28, 10:40:46
        
        ^^^ North London Ponce ^^^ (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:23:22
        
        Is that the thing where they roll around on a ball? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 28, 10:41:29
        
        mmm. Any particular positions you'd recommend? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 28, 10:26:44
        
        I don't know their technical names if indeed they have technical names (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:34:12
        
        Mmm, Barcey Dussell. Bad thoughts. (NCFC) - APB, Oct 28, 10:59:09
        
        thanks OG - v helpful (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 28, 10:40:16
- and Wessi? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 28, 10:09:31
  - well it would be bennett (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:13:48
  - Bennett. Harsh but that looked good vs Liverpool (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 10:11:16
    - never seen holty looking so lean (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:15:28
      - He'll be doing those little flick fart fanny tricks like wot he did on that vid (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 10:20:26
        
        Talking of which, that Surname flick/drag/backheel for the ghoul v Reading (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:22:13
        
        agreed - as was the pass to him from Fox (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 28, 10:25:36
        
        How about his cross for Jacko's goal against Portsmouth. Amazingly weighted! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 10:31:13
        
        Yes, spot on (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:27:54
        
        and wessi's backheel volley (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:26:47
        
        That wasn't that skilly (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 10:35:30
        
        ^^hates wes (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 10:38:02
Hotel or B&B in central Norwich...help! (NCFC) - HampshireYella, Oct 28, 08:54:38
- there's a decent enough hotel in one corner of our ground you might've noticed before (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 28, 09:08:35
  - I wondered what that was... (NCFC) - HampshireYella, Oct 28, 09:15:59
    - fair dos, the scummer's suggestion below isn't too bad a shout either (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 28, 09:26:23
      - The Nelson is ?93! (NCFC) - HampshireYella, Oct 28, 09:28:25
        
        Especially considering it is on Prince of Wales road! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 09:36:55
        
        travelodge at thickthorn 3 mile from city 55 gbp for the Arse match (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 09:36:33
        
        Travelodge just around the corner in Rose Lane. Or (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 28, 09:34:03
        
        Alright Mark? (NCFC) - HampshireYella, Oct 28, 12:09:20
        
        Premier Inn's are normally expensive tbf. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 28, 09:30:51
- The Nelson is perfectly adequate (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 28, 09:02:14
  - Cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - HampshireYella, Oct 28, 09:16:19
- theres a couple of premier inns and travelodges (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 09:00:30
Not a Lambert player (NCFC) - greybeard, Oct 27, 18:13:47
- One of.. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 27, 18:54:26
  - Guess what time it is? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 20:36:05
    - time to point out we are 8th in the Premier League and some people need to move on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 27, 20:50:57
  - Football has plenty of wanker players (NCFC) - phrankin, Oct 27, 19:31:35
- Shocking (NCFC) - jarroldstander, Oct 27, 18:47:17
  - not fast enough to catch some random bloke apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 18:48:08
- Blimey (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Oct 27, 18:15:09
  - Blimey indeed (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 18:23:41
    - Decent player tho............ (n/m) (NCFC) - greybeard, Oct 27, 18:30:28
      - he might be defending for HMP Wandsworth soon by the look of it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 18:36:27
This is brillers (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 27, 18:09:31
- its why the word epic was invented (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 27, 21:19:51
- I miss Neil Adams (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 27, 19:16:51
  - I miss Ward, Henners and Jackson (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 27, 19:33:21
- The CoD can take credit for the first one on there (NCFC) - Huge Small, Oct 27, 18:47:33
- I still can't get over that Fox cross/pass for the Pompey winner (NCFC) - StraightOuttaBacton, Oct 27, 18:46:51
  - I noticed he had a little look to see exactly where he was too (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 18:49:10
    - The very highest of praise. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Oct 27, 19:22:26
- superb, that Derby ghoul still brings a tear to my eye (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 18:21:08
- I Kevin Keegan Loved that (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Oct 27, 18:17:52
Grant Holt V Phil Taylor..... (NCFC) - conker, Oct 27, 10:58:43
- Only one word for that... magic darts (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Oct 27, 11:52:31
- Your videoblog (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 27, 11:33:54
  - Raising money for charidy (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Oct 27, 11:54:37
- Foul language in the comments. Tsk (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 27, 11:32:12
- Could you see anything from behind that pillar? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 27, 11:18:48
  - I wasn't behind there all night! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Oct 27, 11:54:52
- Oh when is it mate? :) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 27, 11:14:49
Last night, The Answer @ The Waterfront (General Chat) - Marty McFly, Oct 26, 09:24:44
- Have had a lot on, but I nearly went to see them the other day (General Chat) - pants, Oct 26, 10:33:06
- Never heard them before (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 26, 09:59:49
Has anyone got a spare ticket for Aston Villa? Please text me on 07946763022 (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk un Way, Oct 26, 07:40:32
- Try Deano (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 26, 10:03:47
Be honest here (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 23, 12:04:04
- What lower leagues? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 13:09:58
- a bit (NCFC) - Huge Small, Oct 23, 12:27:20
- I sky+ and watch the FLS every week (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 23, 12:24:03
  - So do I (NCFC) - Waddockhunt, Oct 23, 12:29:33
- I had a look last night, Palace 3rd? screw that I'm going to bed (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 23, 12:21:08
- Was a bit disappointed they didnt give out Champ scores at Anfield (NCFC) - Waddockhunt, Oct 23, 12:17:01
- never bothered with MOTD when we weren't in the EPL (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 12:16:59
- for any one who is curious (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 23, 12:09:34
- just a bunch of average teams (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:06:51
- My mate asked me how Leeds got on. (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 23, 12:06:33
For some reason I can get Liverpool TV on my,err TV. Second half just about to start. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 23, 12:02:40
- lolf (NCFC) - Huge Small, Oct 23, 12:29:58
- yes they just seem to be showing (NCFC) - Disshater, Oct 23, 12:10:24
  - took a while before i saw anyone move on that pic, thought it was just a still at first (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 12:20:25
- commentary lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:04:55
  - this is superb (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:15:54
- Yeah it's free for some reason (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 23, 12:03:03
  - Oh hang on, it's just two fat heads talking over the game, (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 23, 12:05:04
    - will be funny to see the reaction when holt scores tho (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:07:22
was that the greatest norwich save ever? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 10:59:03
- Gunn in Munich (NCFC) - norway, Oct 23, 13:32:36
- Chris Woods awat at Luton, 1983 1-0 Norwich (Dave Bennet) (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Oct 23, 12:27:18
  - I remember that save, incredible. Diving backwards to somehow palm it away (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 15:59:35
- Greeno vs Stoke in 2004 was amazing. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 23, 11:57:37
  - Yes, that one as well (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 23, 12:25:21
- not as good as Code E (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 23, 11:23:36
- Andy Marshall (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Oct 23, 11:18:21
- Greeno- Play-off final in Cardiff for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - willy the pimp, Oct 23, 11:08:04
- Greeno did one against Derby at home (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 23, 11:01:56
  - barclay end? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:03:03
    - Play off save the only other I remember (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 23, 11:07:58
      - what was the reaction to our goal then? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:09:21
        
        I knew I'd be the only one but didn't care (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 23, 11:20:18
        
        epic! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:23:17
        
        Because I put him in my fantasy league (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 23, 11:27:06
    - From Horsefield at Cardiff wasn't it? prob the top one for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 23, 11:07:06
    - Yes it was. Second half (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 23, 11:04:03
      - was a great night (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 11:08:24
- very important (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Oct 23, 11:01:34
  - Well whoever THEY are (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 23, 11:09:17
FUCKING SEETICKETS CUNTS (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 21, 12:35:35
- You must feel like you've been Tazered. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 21, 12:45:09
  - I do. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 21, 13:04:23
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 12:52:17
  - Strikes me the type who would have been already (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 12:51:23
- oh dear, what a pity (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 12:37:34
  - Thanks for your concern (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 21, 12:44:13
    - Anything we can do? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 12:44:58
  - ^^^^ Sarcasm (General Chat) - JD3, Oct 21, 12:41:10
  - erm... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 21, 12:38:09
Woo hoo! Got Roses tickets for Sunday. Might even wear my Spike Island T shirt (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Oct 21, 10:54:40
- Blimey! - 220,000 tickets sold in 68 minutes with the first two nights selling out in 14 (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:19:38
  - linky (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 11:57:36
  - I'll wait until they play (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 21, 11:32:47
  - Hope I got mine. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 21, 11:24:58
    - Can't you track your order Lurdy? Which night? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:32:09
      - Sunday. order tracker wont load for me (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 21, 12:00:44
        
        Yes I am mate. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 12:30:06
- Nice one Colin, you old raver you. I'm off to see Arctics and Frank Turner (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 11:01:34
I seem to have got through but timed out on the secure credit card payment (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 21, 10:32:20
Wow, Dale Farm types evicted, Gadaffi Dead. Been a fun day! (Other Football) - phrankin, Oct 20, 16:15:38
- Yebut Roumania wasn't socialist really. Wasn't it a good old (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 20, 16:23:14
  - ^^ Yes, there is a rogue 'u' in there^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 20, 16:25:08
- Communism (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 20, 16:19:03
- That was communism. (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 20, 16:18:31
  - Norway and Sweden seem to have done it (apart from the odd mass slaughter of innocents) (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 20, 16:24:31
  - Oi Jaffers, need to ask you something mate (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 20, 16:21:49
    - Go ahead mate. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 20, 16:28:06
      - Ok mate. (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 20, 16:31:48
        
        I don't, it's a static. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 20, 16:33:09
        
        Oh nice one. (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 20, 16:36:45
        
        Yes mate. You should pop round, (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 20, 16:43:09
        
        Where do you live again? (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 20, 16:49:59
        
        He lives on here - we all live on here, none of us are real (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 20, 16:56:45
  - 30 seconds ahead, and you even wrote two more words than me. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 20, 16:19:34
    - 29 words more, and three full stops (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 20, 16:20:51
      - Cliche? Surely not. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 20, 16:28:34
      - Oh, he wrote something in the message bit? I only ever read the titles. (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 20, 16:23:12
        
        NM (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 20, 16:48:04