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In other news, a car bomb killed 15 people in Baghdad this morning (General Chat) - pants, Dec 13, 11:38:25
- Know any good car bomb jokes? (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 13, 11:42:50
  - Two Iraquis showing each other family photos (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 11:53:53
    - Is that the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 11:55:40
      - I've never had any pretensions to being caring and sharing (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 12:00:02
        
        No reinvention (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 12:08:05
        
        Come on you wimp. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 12:14:00
        
        Oh ickle Stevie (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 12:13:42
      - I don't know what you two are on about (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 13, 11:56:36
        
        Get a new name (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 11:57:49
        
        This one has a nice retro feel (n/m) (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 13, 11:58:17
        
        Yeah, I like it, it reminds me of the good old days (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 12:01:01
        
        Does it make you feel better when you feel part of a cyber-gang ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 12:10:43
        
        Do ya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 12:16:11
        
        Plus ca change (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 13, 12:05:04
    - Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 13, 11:55:32
  - True Story (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 13, 11:49:54
- were any of them "sex workers?" (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Dec 13, 11:41:13
  - I'm a sex worker (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 11:55:52
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Dec 13, 12:36:17
- Sounds like the daily death count is starting to reduce then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 11:40:43
  - s'ok cos Tuesdays evened it out (General Chat) - pants, Dec 13, 11:48:59
    - Thank God the war ended all those years ago. Can you imagine how (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 11:53:56
- Silly boy: that's a long way away. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 13, 11:40:23
Check out this $1 Billion dollar stadium...thats Billion.. (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Dec 13, 11:08:35
- Imagine the scoreboard dropping onto the players... (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 13, 11:33:16
  - Or the ball hitting the scoreboard like Robinson did in the World Cup (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 11:36:52
    - Or one of the new seats with a bit of chilli dog on it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 11:39:00
  - I'm imagining that right now - chaos with flat helmets (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 11:35:18
- after what happened at the stadium in New Orleans in the aftermath (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 11:19:09
- Looks just like Portman Road (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 13, 11:11:20
  - LOL. I wish we'd been a bit more imaginative about the hotel corner (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 11:17:32
  - Yes, but the hookers at that one are officially sanctioned, and called "cheerleaders". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 11:13:40
    - Here is the cheerleader link (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Dec 13, 11:20:23
    - And are also really rather attractive (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 11:16:28
      - I was in San Antonio, TX, in 2002 when they were doing open auditions (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 11:21:11
- That's about two-thirds of the final cost of Wembley, isn't it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 11:11:09
- So that's about ?500m? (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 13, 11:10:25
  - weeny on clever (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 13, 11:17:37
I think we should make an effort to do posts with "Contributory Negligence" as the title (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 10:40:37
- IT'S ALL THEIR OWN FAULT ANWAY (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 10:43:19
  - Thanks, OG. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:48:09
    - Do I ... I think IO do ... detect a .. just a little bitty biyt of a ... BLUUUBBB!!!!! (General Chat) - The Suffolkator, Dec 13, 10:51:45
      - Dunno, but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:53:01
  - Xmas at the in-laws, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 10:47:12
    - Bloody hell, that's a long haul (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 10:50:08
    - You could give Tudders a lift. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 13, 10:48:07
      - But then I'd be drink-driving by osmosis. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 10:49:39
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 13, 10:54:01
- "we shoot burglars and you kill prostitutes (General Chat) - pants, Dec 13, 10:41:58
  - :- (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:42:54
You know, up 'til this week I always thought the thing about Portman Road being the Ippo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 10:05:59
- Dunno if it's still the case, but it was the same in Norwich (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:07:45
  - It is, whoops! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 13, 10:10:04
So, the murders thing (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 09:47:17
- Said on the news last night there were (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 13, 10:06:39
  - but how can you really tell? (General Chat) - lurd, Dec 13, 10:12:14
    - ones with more intellect probably have regular clients and have someone drive them to (General Chat) - pants, Dec 13, 10:43:17
      - intellect ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:45:23
      - But they aren't the street workers (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 10:45:05
    - There were a pair interviewed on the news last night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 10:14:41
- Word is he's fled to Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 13, 10:00:39
  - Must be awful for the parents. "Hello, this is PC Crossbottom. I'm afraid (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:06:39
    - End of New Look Caring Sharing SIH (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 10:22:25
      - Blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:36:28
      - Shame it's not the end of pompous, judgmental old git (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:33:05
        
        blub (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 13, 10:44:53
        
        BLUB! (n/m) (General Chat) - The Suffolkator, Dec 13, 10:35:19
        
        Blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 10:34:45
        
        bulb (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 13, 10:37:01
        
        How many WOTBers does it take to change a light blub (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:41:01
        
        9 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 10:50:07
- You presume its a bloke it could be a woman!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 13, 09:54:36
  - maybe you are right. ... (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 13, 10:01:51
- Gather round, everyone, it's the New Look Caring Sharing Steve in Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 09:48:40
  - Oh bugger off you old git (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 09:56:36
Nimbyism at its best (General Chat) - The Ipswich Ripper, Dec 13, 09:10:22
- Now *that* sort of thing is what people should be finding offensive ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 09:54:23
  - I have a feeling that Mr David Long doesn't get out much (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 09:56:42
    - Maybe they were dumped in the parish next door, and their chairman moved the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 13, 10:01:28
- Oh that is brilliant (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 13, 09:27:58
By the way Chris Moyles has just said there is more atmosphere (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 13, 08:44:52
- Contributory Negligence (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 10:33:30
  - Yes - I thoroughly deserve that (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 13, 12:52:22
  - does the same apply to SoccerAM? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 10:38:14
    - Ha ha. Dictionary definition of irony. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 10:43:45
- I heard that as well - very tempted to text in but would probably get further rebuked (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 13, 09:36:38
  - No point wasting your time on the arrogant shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 13, 09:37:55
- i despise that fat man (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 13, 09:34:54
- He ate all the pies the fat twat....Leeds or Norwich?? (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Dec 13, 09:04:24
- Thats because he's a big fat headed Northern cunt with no class, that is all. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 13, 08:50:20
i'm starting to feel rather ashamed of our fans (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 16:51:51
- Correction - it's not NEARLY as bad as, in fact not even in the same universe of badness (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:58:52
  - i have major morals (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:01:47
    - will you swop him for Captain Corruptible... or maybe Private Pisstake (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 12, 17:06:47
    - Troll (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:04:05
      - because she isn't actually a whore (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:08:11
        
        have you fucked that midget yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 17:10:40
        
        Yeah because him taking the piss out of her (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:13:06
        
        never took the piss out of her (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:14:09
        
        That post is a case for ... DataBase Boy!!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:14:59
        
        rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 17:15:34
        
        You called her a midget (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:14:47
        
        she is (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:17:32
        
        She suffers from dwarfism (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:20:11
        
        Ah, but that's not a real event, she's just a figment of his imagination (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:13:59
        
        He's got her out on the streets of Ipswich (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:12:03
    - This is one of your better wind ups, and it's long overdue imo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 17:03:10
    - What's that sound I hear? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 17:02:55
      - are you still here? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 17:05:50
  - Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:59:44
- Personally, I laugh about most things most of the time (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:56:06
  - "I'm a sick journalist" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 12, 18:08:07
  - said the same thing at weekend Duke... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 12, 17:05:11
    - Indeed - and where I currently work if you didn't (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:06:06
      - Are you now doing PR at Carrow Road then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:06:44
        
        9.5/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 12, 17:07:30
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:07:06
  - I hope your daughter ends up a prostitute (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 16:57:32
    - Sorry to hear about your daughter (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:58:47
      - My daughter won't end up like that (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 17:01:17
        
        You know nothing about me (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:04:22
        
        Au contraire (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 17:06:40
        
        Two well balanced kids, thanks (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:07:38
        
        Are you getting offended? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 17:08:41
        
        Sorry, I didn't realise any of your family or friends (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:11:45
- ... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 16:55:19
  - He shoots ... HE SCORES!!! The internet equivalent of Essien's wondergoal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:01:11
  - Pants Log, Star Date 12/12/06 - SCC cops one round the schnoz! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 16:58:38
  - i was being serious though (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 16:57:54
    - Just pick it out of the back of the net and try not to blub, son (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:02:07
      - hmmmm (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:05:08
        
        So when you posted "pmsl" in response to the Joe Royle's wife joke (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 17:05:58
        
        i've explained that (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:09:40
        
        Never had you down as a moral crusader (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:12:18
        
        of course (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:16:54
        
        I don't really see where you're coming from to be honest (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:19:20
        
        i should have said ashamed of the sick ones (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:21:06
        
        OK, you don't like sick jokes, fine (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:22:27
        
        not in dogs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:23:08
      - I find it appalling that only one of you on here (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 17:03:38
        
        SCC is winding everyone up (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:05:09
        
        if you say so (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:10:25
        
        No, because they weren't funny (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:12:41
        
        ok then (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:19:59
        
        Precisely (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 17:20:56
      - Yep, stick to the "tennis isn't shit" stuff, you're good at that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 17:03:22
  - christ, you're in the wrong profession (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 12, 16:57:40
    - here you go. Good luck (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 12, 16:58:25
  - Well in, Tron. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:55:55
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 16:55:55
- Correction - it's not as bad as (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Dec 12, 16:53:28
  - So a small minority of idiots at a football match (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 16:55:23
    - Bearing in mind it is only 5-10 people on here actually cracking jokes... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 12, 17:01:04
    - Not saying either is particularly edifying (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Dec 12, 16:58:15
      - Some things should not be joked about (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 16:59:31
        
        Death has been joked about since jokes began (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Dec 12, 17:01:40
        
        i never understood that (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 17:11:43
    - Are you related to Returnofthemac? (n/m) (General Chat) - willy the pimp, Dec 12, 16:57:20
      - No. Are you related to some dumb cunt? (General Chat) - ReturnOfTheBlue, Dec 12, 16:58:11
        
        willy the gimp? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 17:04:58
Thanks all for your pressie ideas. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:49:36
- I got a magilite for my birthday (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:52:20
  - I'd love a amglite for my birthday. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:54:59
    - Ideal present for any man: (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 12, 16:58:21
  - That possibly identifies you (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:53:27
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:58:30
I dreamt about a ferret last night. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:37:26
- Freudian analysis. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:44:37
- Was it down your trousers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:42:24
- Very suspicious (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:40:50
  - Yes it was the size of a man as well... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:51:23
    - ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:52:56
List some small inexpensive things I can buy for my wife for her birthday ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:34:49
- what about books? (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:41:51
  - Still haven't got round to The Sportswriter (I think) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 16:46:33
    - gosh yes (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:50:54
- DVD recorder with kettle attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:27:41
- Hoover with washing machine attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:27:13
- Iron with hoover attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:25:46
- Thundercats dvd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 16:24:14
- a personalised candle made by Bob Carolgees (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 12, 16:18:39
- White Hot chocolate from Whittards of Chelsea. They love that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:14:35
  - Only if they have an exceptionally sweet tooth (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:19:25
    - The Brown version then (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:25:42
      - I prefer the dark version - Hotel Chocolat does some very nice stuff... (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:27:22
        
        Well one of the three. I'm sure he knows what his Mrs likes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:32:00
        
        He obviously doesn't, or this thread would not exist (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:35:18
  - not true - not every bird likes white chocolate (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:15:48
- My ideas are the bestest but I am refusing to provide any more and am going to sulk (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:10:27
  - Oh flounce off to Bruges with mbk (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:20:48
    - so what the bloody hell is wrong with a candle from Bob Carolgees (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 12, 17:43:30
    - I see you've omitted everything from my most helpful list (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 16:31:48
      - Would you like to flounce with me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:39:12
        
        Of course I would (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 16:54:45
    - you try to be helpful... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:25:43
      - exactly, the ungreatful cunt! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 16:30:42
        
        *flounce* picky picky picky criticise criticise criticise (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:32:39
        
        *ungrateful* ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:31:54
- inflatable cactus (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 16:05:18
  - too floppy (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:06:24
- New underwear (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:03:59
  - On underwear... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:10:21
- Vacuum cleaner (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 15:59:32
  - make sure its a Henry though - Dysons are crap (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:00:21
    - Henrys are well expensive. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:04:08
      - and not very small (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:09:13
        
        And they're shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:10:43
        
        All the builders/decorators I ever had swore by them... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:12:19
        
        and theyre not that big - even my little sis can use it (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:12:55
      - Henrys are cheaper than Dysons you twonk! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:06:46
        
        That wunt when we bought our Dyson. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:07:57
        
        Mine only cost me about 90 squids and that was about five year ago (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:11:04
- Silk scarf (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 15:58:10
- tea bag (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:48:45
- this? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:48:45
- Scented candles (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 15:47:59
- these? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:47:05
- this? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:44:51
- Don't understand (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 15:41:44
  - Hare (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:42:55
    - Yes but even so... (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 15:53:05
      - Is that the one in Norwich? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:13:37
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:20:27
        
        that has some cool Moomins mugs and bowls in there which girlies like (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:26:16
        
        Mrs Hooze will be straight down there for the mugs (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:28:46
        
        John Lewis sell them as well (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:32:32
        
        My best friend and I love them (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:32:18
        
        Are you 14 then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:33:04
        
        Its just a bit of nostalgia from the 70's (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:36:23
        
        No! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:36:03
- love eggs (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:41:03
  - yeah they're okay, what's that got to do with his pressie? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:42:27
    - You like them from personal experience? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:46:10
      - They are the reason your Sunday bike ride lasts for 6 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:47:10
        
        If only I had a bike! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:51:45
    - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:43:08
- some quite piggy ornaments or toys, woman love pigs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:40:36
  - Mrs Bay doesn't. Doesn't like any animals. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:43:22
    - not even a stoat? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:49:42
      - God no. Nothing quadrupedal and furry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:52:00
        
        I dreamt about a ferret last night (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:52:48
  - quite? cute (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:40:57
- Headache pills (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:38:33
- bath bomb (General Chat) - conker, Dec 12, 15:38:13
  - you think?! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:39:21
  - Well in, Conks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:39:15
    - or a Rampant rabbit (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:39:50
      - Right then. Trip to Gash next time I'm in Sheff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:40:18
        
        dont get the one with the beads in though (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:41:28
- some toilet paper with her name on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:36:41
- Junky jewellery, cds, dvds. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 15:36:08
  - No to junky jewelry - expensive jewellry is her proper pressie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:38:36
    - are you a lady? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:42:25
      - ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:44:19
    - Wow. Two tries and still wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:39:45
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:33:18
What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:29:59
- They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 12, 14:52:07
- and there was me thinking it was going to be about balls dropping... (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Dec 12, 14:44:18
- They both wear gloves for no apparent reason (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 14:31:38
- They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:30:24
- Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:30:22
  - Because he was born in England (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:11:36
  - What is the English version of a hat-trick? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:30:41
    - Three runs in three balls. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:31:52
    - What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:30:57
      - A bowler. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:31:39
      - What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:31:15
        
        Who has the easiest job in the English squad? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:32:57
        
        mbk is a complete spastic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:11:46
        
        mbk is a complete spastic. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:01:56
        
        Big Rolf! A little bit of wee just came out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 14:51:27
        
        It's all gone quiet over there (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:50:12
        
        The scorer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kelly Monteith, Dec 12, 14:34:47
        
        mbk is a complete spastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 14:34:45
        
        An all-rounder. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:31:27
  - Because he was born in England. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:30:36
It appears I am to become an uncle within the next foo hours... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 12, 13:25:06
- indeed it is (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 12, 14:35:16
- Lucky fucker.. (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 12, 14:08:09
- I'm a (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 12, 13:48:46
  - Me too, twice. I'm only 29 too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:11:36
    - 4 times and I'm not that much older than you. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 14:17:07
      - I have 23 great-great nieces (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 14:19:47
        
        That's a lie, isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:21:09
        
        Actually yes (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 14:23:19
        
        You can have one of mine if you want. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:28:11
        
        Go on then. What's the punchline. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 14:20:57
- It's nice until you have to babysit and (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 13:45:39
  - sounds like a night in the kings (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 13:51:48
    - How would you know? You still haven't ventured further than that extra 512mb of RAM that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:00:18
      - cripple wagon (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 14:10:08
        
        How to win friends and influence people, volume 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 14:16:43
        
        The first one was the best before namby-pambyness ruled the world (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:19:10
        
        flidmobile (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 14:17:52
        
        cuff chewers hatchback (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 14:18:42
        
        Seat Ibiza (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 14:19:12
        
        spaz chariot (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 14:13:58
        
        good lord! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:11:35
        
        Is she as much of a total mong as she appears on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 14:17:21
        
        ............... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 14:22:57
        
        ............... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 14:20:49
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:18:06
        
        Yes but more to the point, does she have a nice bottom ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 14:20:33
        
        yes, I liked it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:25:19
        
        That's not very nice (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 14:17:51
        
        you love her face (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:20:07
        
        you love waking up with willy in your mouth (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 14:25:26
        
        tricky... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 14:30:03
        
        blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:29:13
        
        rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 14:21:02
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 14:19:15
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 14:18:30
        
        Bloody excellent.. (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 14:13:25
- Grats Unc (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 13:41:48
- Chi Chi again is it ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 13:29:41
  - Why did they give the job of naming pandas to a man with a stutter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Dec 12, 13:38:55
- ah yes (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 12, 13:26:48
  - Nah... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 12, 13:27:51
- congratulations i guess (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Dec 12, 13:26:18
- Human or Panda? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 13:25:25
  - She's a hooman... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 12, 13:26:35
    - How many siblings do you have? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Dec 12, 13:28:42
    - Well felicitations Uncle Fierce. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 13:28:14
      - Cheers mate... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 12, 13:34:12
        
        Yes it is the 20th (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 13:38:18
        
        Booked (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 12, 14:07:09
        
        .. (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 14:10:01
Just to change the subject..... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 12, 12:18:36
- Badger and Bodger (n/m) (NCFC) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 12:26:58
- Ch-ch-chuckle vision, chuckle-vision. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 12:20:53
  - Too me, too you..................................... ......... (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 12, 12:21:35
- None of the above... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 12:19:29
  - reckon that could be a messy night in Sydney matey (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Dec 12, 12:26:29
    - Looking forward to it... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 12:49:21
      - off on Sunday, tick tock tick tock (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Dec 12, 12:57:34
        
        Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 13:40:22
        
        Safe journey... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 13:20:38
      - friend of mine's flying there today (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 12, 12:50:19
        
        Just hope we still have something to play for by the time I get there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 12:52:51
- Nikelodeon (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 12:19:18
Just seen a mugshot of the suspect in Ipswich, on all local billboards. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 12:14:01
- Does his bowtie spin when you shake his hand? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 12:15:51
- 18 and already balding... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 12, 12:15:21
  - That's not balding (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 12:16:30
    - This is balding... (General Chat) - Declan, Dec 12, 12:21:18
      - .35/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 12, 12:32:22
  - Thin ice, lanky. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 12:16:29
    - Yeah... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 12, 12:32:37
If I sign up to Al-Jezeera, what happens when I press the red button? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 12:06:04
- your tits explode off (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 12:57:01
  - PMSL ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 16:07:46
- It brings up the interactive service. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 12:13:11
- Full schedule (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:11:56
- Open all hours comes on. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 12:11:02
- Ask Duck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 12, 12:10:55
- Well... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:07:46
  - You're Arabic is very repetitive (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 12:09:51
    - A-V, btw (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:40:57
    - Hence the Gary Holt (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:12:05
- You reveal a worldwide map... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 12:07:28
- dunno, but it's an excellent news channel (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 12, 12:06:55
Photo from last night... (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 12, 11:56:27
- fuck me it's Tin Tin (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Dec 12, 15:20:36
- why no photo of you looking the "beeza neeza" then? (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 12, 12:38:29
- some more (NCFC) - pants, Dec 12, 12:20:39
- Ah waiter, I'll have a G & T please................. (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 12, 12:15:45
- What was your highest break? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 12:14:44
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 12, 12:55:52
- Let me guess - you didn't pull? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:05:29
  - I didn't even try (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 12, 12:06:39
    - Oh for fuck's sake (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 12:13:27
    - Excellent - now you can take drugs and see lots of prostitutes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:12:47
    - How'd you manage that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 12, 12:07:14
      - Well (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 12, 12:11:11
        
        Fair play (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 12, 12:11:56
- Are you asking to be ridiculed? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 12, 12:04:16
- Pepperoni Passion (n/m) (NCFC) - Bant, Dec 12, 11:59:35
- Did you have a gig as a (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 12, 11:58:38
- When does your Grandad need his jacket back by? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 12, 11:57:30
  - He's dead (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 12, 12:04:36
    - That'll explain the dirty grey hue to his jacket then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 12:17:14
    - Ok, when does you Dad need it back then (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 12, 12:06:25
      - Never (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 12, 12:06:51
Just out of hospital with a nice shiny plate on my broken wrist (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 11:06:38
- Snigger... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 12, 12:02:31
- Bastards! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 11:19:34
  - Pissed = No Sympathy! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 12:32:39
    - Yeah but no but (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 12:35:37
  - Twitchy buggers, taxi drivers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 11:22:07
    - Danish cabbie though - usually meek as mice (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 11:24:55
      - Who the fuck are you calling "meek"? (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 12, 12:04:55
        
        That's reassuring (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:06:18
      - bender (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 11:29:15
      - I think that not being able to hold your own with a Danish cabby definitely qualifies you (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 11:28:03
        
        Big mutha though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 11:30:45
        
        When you said a plate ON your wrist, did you mean ON or did you mean IN? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 11:34:12
        
        In, I suppose - screwed into the bone under the skin (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 11:52:50
        
        How do you know it's shiny? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:03:26
        
        They showed me it before the op (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 12:19:14
        
        Exactly (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 12:24:46
        
        That's a lifetime of setting off airport metal detectors! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 12:01:51
        
        They reckon not; unless it's very sensitive (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 12:19:56
        
        Where was that Grolsch prick when you needed him? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 11:33:22
      - lol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 11:27:25
    - Mind you I also remember Sean Wallis the notorious punk ex-boxer in Norwich (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 11:24:09
      - Never heard of him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 11:27:37
        
        You wouldn't have (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 11:30:01
      - Funnily enough (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 11:26:40
  - Don't train it. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 11:20:53
- masturbation excess jokes to follow (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 11:12:50
- Pull yourself together, man. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 11:12:44
- p*ssed were you? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 11:12:43
- Clumsy oaf for breaking it in the first place (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 11:10:04
Ipswich Evening Star front page (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 10:48:08
- roffles and copters (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 11:37:43
- LOLZ, excellent! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 11:04:29
- "... more like a hooker than usual ..." lol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 10:51:33
  - Neil D? (n/m) (General Chat) - IncaWarrior, Dec 12, 11:59:09
Alan Brazil this morning (General Chat) - StuartD, Dec 12, 10:22:12
- Oh dear. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 10:22:54
The Mail joins Archant's attempt at linking the Norwich and Ipswich murders (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:16:00
- Surely the Mail has already solved it, identifying gay asylum seekers as the root cause? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 10:19:12
  - Gay *failed* asylum seekers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 10:21:23
  - Black muslim ones of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:19:31
Is there anyone on here who secretly, guiltily wishes that we had got Pardew instead? (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 12, 09:51:32
- Kind of, but he needs time with his teams (NCFC) - pants, Dec 12, 10:59:45
- Yes, Proven manager at Champ level, good in the transfer market (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 12, 10:14:21
- I'm not nervous to say... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 12, 10:01:39
- No, not at all. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 09:57:32
- Curbs yes. Bowen yes. Pardew no. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:55:53
  - But don't forget Pardew at Reading (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 12, 09:57:20
- Hammers fan on Sky last night attributed their demise to (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 12, 09:52:31
  - They can have him back if they want. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 09:53:35
    - Why? (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Dec 12, 09:57:57
Profile of the Ipswich Ripper in the Guardian today (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 09:40:55
- What will they say when it turns out to be a 54-year-old woman? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 12, 10:00:36
  - Interesting huh ? Would be the perfect smokescreen. I can't think of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:03:10
    - And while i'm at it.... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 12, 10:22:15
      - They need more publicity! Loads but I've only ever heard of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:24:30
        
        Just thought of another... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 12, 10:30:55
        
        Yeah that's the other one I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:32:20
    - Heres one for starters (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 12, 10:20:19
    - (Fred West's missus was also more accomplice than murderess" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:03:50
- How long before letters start arriving at Suffolk Police from (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 09:51:27
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:52:17
- *Four* now is it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 09:46:54
  - Yes, the last one to go missing has been named as a David Sheepshanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 09:52:49
    - Police are hunting a groundsman called Ted (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 09:58:49
    - He is a terrible old tart, it is true (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 09:57:43
    - That's not reall true, is it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:55:13
  - Hmm, good point (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 09:49:25
  - It's actually 3 dead (one not officially linked) and TWO missing (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:49:16
    - Yeah. What I said. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 09:50:56
      - According to this bloke the profile is of an older man (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:52:41
        
        We think the killer is between (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 09:55:19
        
        i think i work with someone that fits that description (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 12, 10:02:13
        
        And while that one says it's a local, this one claims it's someone who (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:54:43
        
        Haven't read those, but the Mail (I think) yeaterday ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 10:00:31
        
        No they have not linked the Lincolnshire one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:04:31
        
        Shame on you for reading the Mail AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 12, 10:03:55
        
        Yeah, I know. It was the only reading material in the hairdressers though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 10:12:37
        
        I think the Norwich link is probably more instigated by the press. They (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:06:50
        
        SIH shows a lot of detailed knowledge of ze crimes .... *strokes chin thoughtfully* (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 10:09:40
        
        No the police cleared me of it in 1992 :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:11:12
        
        Just when did you flee the UK for Holland, sorry, "emigrate for economic reasons"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 10:18:06
        
        Sorry mate. 1996 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 10:32:37
        
        Hmmm ... just when the net was starting to close .... it's all beginning to fit together (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 10:41:14
  - ....... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 12, 09:48:23
- Probably matches a lot on here as well, as long as you read (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:46:43
  - Glad to see to some self-knowledge is creeping in, Steve (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 09:48:15
    - I am innocent! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 09:49:54
People joking about people dying in unpleasant ways...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 16:52:54
- Simple solution... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 11, 17:14:45
  - Here's another one....... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:24:10
    - ... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 11, 17:32:55
      - genuine LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 18:14:30
    - Human intuition (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 11, 17:28:11
    - I've made no comment on jokes because... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 11, 17:28:08
    - Baa (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 11, 17:27:08
      - moo (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 17:29:41
        
        woof? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Dec 11, 17:32:29
        
        Ruff (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 11, 17:32:56
- Hmmm (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 17:11:46
- If only we had people like this to look after us. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 17:10:46
- Austin used to make a type of car called a Princess. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 17:02:26
  - copters (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 17:06:48
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 11, 17:06:11
    - Yeah, so tell that knobwrangler mate of yours. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 17:11:40
      - I have (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 11, 17:15:59
  - roffle (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 11, 17:04:25
- self censorship/freedom of speech... (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 17:00:44
  - what a load of shite (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Dec 11, 20:58:45
- don't slam the door on your way out.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 11, 16:59:37
  - Here's a bandwagan...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:02:25
    - bandwagon (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 11, 17:03:19
      - yeah,because that's the point ain't it. Any other murders you want to have a giggle at.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:03:59
        
        black humour.... it's what our nation was founded on.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 11, 17:06:33
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 17:11:29
        
        There were some good Shipman jokes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 17:05:50
        
        and Fred West (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 11, 17:06:56
- If it is so shit why do you persist in returning? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 11, 16:56:48
  - Because it use to have some good debate on here.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:00:04
    - if it was Swansea we'd (i'd) be making jokes about lambs being led to the slaughter... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 18:11:37
- blub (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 16:55:09
  - Yeah,funny ain't it,people getting killed. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 16:55:55
    - Oh just FUCK OFF you PCNPMBC (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 17:07:07
      - racist (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 17:11:20
      - Nah it's for bandwagan jumpers who follow like sheep. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:08:28
        
        Mixed metaphor-tastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 11, 17:09:48
      - Agree (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 11, 17:08:12
    - Sometimes (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 16:59:36
      - and what times are they? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:00:38
        
        half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 17:01:46
        
        The bottom line is this...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:07:28
        
        the bottom line is this...... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 17:12:15
        
        That made me smile actually ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 17:13:13
        
        Then the bottom line is nothing to do with taste and more to do with your shit sense of hu (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 17:15:42
        
        Sicko (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 17:14:26
- do you know of any better ones cos i cant find any? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Dec 11, 16:53:53
  - I use to think it was a fairly decent board,but..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 16:55:26
    - Please let us know those sites (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:56:17
Dictionary definition of "malady". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:31:36
- alternative (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:34:03
I hope Wet Spam get relegated, Ashton will be so pleased to be going down again! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:28:47
- Ashton will save them (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:32:20
  - And Newcastle will be relegated (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:34:42
    - Poor old Glenn Roeder (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 11, 16:37:44
      - got em winning now though :/ (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 11, 16:38:11
    - that would be lovely (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 11, 16:35:19
      - That wood, wuntut? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:36:30
  - I feel sorry for Pardew (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 11, 16:34:07
  - if he can be bothered that is, maybe one of the bigger prem teams will make a bid in Jan (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:33:34
Christmas presents for parents (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 16:10:44
- Thanks for the suggestions so far (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 16:48:40
- Perfect present here..... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:34:49
- Cemetry plots (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 11, 16:30:52
  - Mine bought thier own foo yares goo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:35:30
    - Strange, but saves you a job, doesn't it. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 11, 16:38:14
    - nothing wrong with that - saves you the hassle (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 16:37:25
      - Not saying there's owt wrong with it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:42:20
  - !!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:32:34
- A peter crouch wallbanger, if the wall is big enough (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:28:35
- A Fleshlight for your Dad (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:27:22
- Roy Chubby Brown DVD (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:27:13
- Audiobooks (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:24:31
- Well Saturday, I took them a real xmas tree & got Mrs Loj to decorate it, we have got them (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:24:19
- A jigsaw of harold shipman (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:24:16
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 11, 16:26:56
- Polypin (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:23:00
  - That's what you're getting your Dad, sorry yourself.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 11, 16:24:18
    - Can't think who i should give this too... (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:33:43
      - Ha de fuckin ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 11, 16:38:14
- for the right age group (General Chat) - oh arr, Dec 11, 16:20:01
- im stuck as well, not helped by the fact that i have no money (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Dec 11, 16:19:57
- Alcohol (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 16:18:51
- Theatre Tickets? Day Expierence Package? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 11, 16:14:31
  - Day experience - like a day at Carrow Rd! LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Dec 11, 16:23:02
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:24:32
- Alcohol and cheese. (n/m) (General Chat) - IncaWarrior, Dec 11, 16:13:46
  - That's my sort of xmas pressie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:26:10
    - Would suit me fine too! (n/m) (General Chat) - IncaWarrior, Dec 11, 16:40:49
- a will (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:13:27
- Magazine subsciption (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 11, 16:13:06
  - Inches - much better quality read (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 16:38:31
  - Bumsexual Weekly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:32:12
Question: What MP3 player should I buy? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 11, 14:27:07
- get an iPod, may be more expensive but it is worth it (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Dec 11, 15:07:49
- ipod/iriver/sony/creative are all good (General Chat) - scruffy, Dec 11, 14:58:16
- Any mp3 player is easy to connect to your car stereo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:36:35
- I haven't got one but... (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 14:35:48
  - iTrip. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:38:20
  - have a mate with one also (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 11, 14:37:50
  - called an itrip (General Chat) - lurd, Dec 11, 14:36:56
- ePod (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 14:27:59
  - sad thing is I don't even know if you're taking the p*ss or not. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 11, 14:31:25
People making light of this prostitue thing with chants further down. (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 13:46:33
- Why did you feel uneasy? (General Chat) - Jim, Dec 11, 13:59:06
  - Because it's a dark thing to hear about. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 14:00:59
    - I like dark, dark is good. Pussies like you should get a grip. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:22:27
      - pussies = grip (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 15:14:37
- Oh get a grip (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 11, 13:49:49
  - Yeah (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 11, 13:54:52
    - No, just needs to get off his high horse (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 11, 14:00:58
      - I thought we were meant to slate the poster on WOTB ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 14:05:10
      - Bad paste? (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 11, 14:05:06
      - "Bad paste"???? Now that's bad taste! (n/m) (General Chat) - ikidyounot, Dec 11, 14:03:19
        
        Brain quicker than fingers (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 11, 14:03:49
    - cheers,glad someone is talking sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 13:56:20
      - Threads like this smack of the playground (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 11, 13:59:41
        
        Presumably you don't watch Crhis Morris, read Private Eye (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 11, 14:02:59
        
        See above (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 11, 14:05:48
  - So you would be laughing if one of the women..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 13:51:04
    - Do you know many prostitutes? (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 11, 13:56:34
      - Don't know any.But what i do know is that laughing about people being killed...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Dec 11, 13:59:57
    - ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the afternoon entertainment (n/m) (General Chat) - dantheman, Dec 11, 13:54:13
Chants for the return derby fixture? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 12:14:05
- "Where's your sister gone ?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 12:26:54
- Did the ripper, did the ripper, did the ripper kill your Mum? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 12:14:20
  - About-a-million out of ten. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 13:01:53
  - gulp (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 12:26:12
  - Sharp intake of breath... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 11, 12:17:08
    - (you should see some of the chants Harold Shipman inspired...) (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 12:18:17
  - omg (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Dec 11, 12:16:13
  - Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 11, 12:14:49
Can't anyone come up with some good Ipswich whore gags? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 11, 12:02:03
- I wonder if twtd are getting upset with us today (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 12:31:51
- I bet Joe Royle's wife is getting nervous (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 12:10:29
  - Ha ha. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 12:13:24
  - That's the one I was after! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 11, 12:13:09
  - pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Dec 11, 12:11:45
  - Has she actually been seen at family occasions recently? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 12:11:32
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 12:11:16
- Come on, play fair ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 12:09:32
  - Anyone like that will be posting on TWTD, so no worries (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 12:10:28
- Here's one (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 12:05:01
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 12:07:33
- oxymoron? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 12:04:03
Selling Earnie our only hope? (NCFC) - Groningen Canary, Dec 11, 11:34:57
- No (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 12:00:05
- We cant even think about selling him. (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 11, 11:40:07
  - What if he wants to go? (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 11, 11:54:08
    - No thats fair enough (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 11, 11:56:57
    - he won't go (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 11, 11:56:20
      - "Hey Earnie, just look at this wad!" (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 11, 12:01:01
  - Good point but I just cant see any other way for us to get back to the Premiership (NCFC) - Groningen Canary, Dec 11, 11:43:08
    - Forget the Premiership, we need improve/strengthen the team first.. (NCFC) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 11:57:14
  - a wise statement - we would be doomed (NCFC) - Mike Newell, Dec 11, 11:41:28
  - They'd have to be an acceptance that the season is over if we did (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 11:41:09
    - People were saying we should do that last year (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 11, 11:42:16
      - I thought we should have done that too, but ashton was sold (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 11:45:31
        
        I looked at the table last night, saw we are 15th and thought, "Cor, blast me, bor ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 12:04:45
        
        if he hadn't signed Earnshaw or a replacement (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 11, 11:48:02
- No doubt we will sell Earnie (NCFC) - Mike Newell, Dec 11, 11:38:24
  - I'd love it that happened (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 11:39:53
- If we sold earnshaw for say 5m, who's a good striker/strikers to get for a ?1m (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 11:38:09
  - ?1 million for Lita? (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 11, 11:45:18
    - Lita from WWE (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 11, 11:46:31
Another prostitute missing. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 11:27:18
- What does it say about this board that I'm expecting (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 11:37:19
  - Honestly, that is completely the wrong focus (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 11:47:48
  - Police in york are too busy stopping cyclists for riding on pavements (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 11:42:53
    - adult cyclists on pavements should be flogged (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:59:59
  - Well (General Chat) - The King of Prussia, Dec 11, 11:39:44
    - Wasn't meant to read like that - honest! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 11, 11:44:42
- Christ - this is getting quite serious (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 11, 11:30:18
  - Yeah cos it was just a bit of a laugh till the 4th one ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 11:35:25
    - I knew i'd get that response once i re-read it. Ta for obliging ;o (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 11, 11:41:58
    - 10 Ipswich prozzies, standing in the street.......... (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 11:39:08
- "There are growing fears there is a serial killer at large..." NO SHIT SHERLOCK! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 11:30:09
  - why would sherlock want any manure ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 14:00:42
  - maybe it's a suicide epidemic (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 11:30:43
    - wonder if away fans will have a few songs up their sleaves (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 11:31:47
      - *sleeves* (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 11:57:44
        
        chuff like a wizards sleeve (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 12:02:53
        
        like a gnat's fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 12:53:30
- The Ipswich clean up operation is in full swing then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 11:28:01
  - genocide? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 11:29:59
quick poll.... (NCFC) - Alan, Dec 11, 11:10:41
- Yeah. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 11:30:56
- For me, Grant's management spell at this club starts in january (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 11:26:24
  - yep (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 11:32:08
  - agreed actually. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Dec 11, 11:28:03
- Quite hopeful (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 11, 11:24:59
  - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 12:14:50
- Yes. He's not a Worthy clone. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 11, 11:24:13
- i agree, its looking bad. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Dec 11, 11:23:00
- yup (NCFC) - megson, Dec 11, 11:22:25
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 11, 11:21:15
- No - Hes a Worthy Clone (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 11, 11:17:52
- Money available = donkeys and journeymen, NO (n/m) (NCFC) - ikidyounot, Dec 11, 11:16:37
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 11, 11:15:28
- no idea (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 11:15:22
- nee (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 11:13:26
- nicht (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Dec 11, 11:12:41
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Dec 11, 11:11:30
Name that tune... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:55:50
- Lawnmower Man, by the Dead Kennedys? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 8, 16:40:20
- If you're gonna do a bird up the shitbox, you should expect some crap on your bellend, by (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 16:03:55
- Dunno... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:59:46
  - A45 (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 8, 16:42:26
  - you love Maureen Rees and bought her some nipple tassles for Chrimbo last year (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:01:42
    - Now now, you know full well I didn't buy those... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 16:08:12
      - I thought they did. I got some in a cracker in 1995. I gave them to my gran - she just (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:11:01
- Brimful of Asha on the 45. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 8, 15:58:56
- Wired for Sound by Cliff Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 15:57:14
  - lol Asdas (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:58:49
  - you idiotic ponce (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:57:52
    - Yes. Before and for a little while afterwards. (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 16:03:28
      - I have asked the question of them all - maybe a G Man or PR one available (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:06:27
        
        Ok cheers (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 16:32:41
        
        Ok cheers (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 16:29:28
        
        Ok cheers (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 16:26:08
        
        Ok cheers (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 16:24:21
        
        Ok cheers (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 16:20:21
        
        Ok cheers (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 16:12:20
        
        Hmmm Interesting (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 17:08:04
        
        how interesting was it? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 17:09:51
        
        mega quack! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 16:49:13
        
        Is that like a kiloquack, only a thousand times more so? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 8, 16:50:11
- We Shatem. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:56:26
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:58:07
A monkey bath, half a bag of "kettle chips" and a litre of pepsi have done the trick. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:39:17
- I've told you before (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 8, 15:47:15
  - Now then Mrs, when are you next at CR? And when are we having that beer? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:50:11
    - I will be at CR tomorrow (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 8, 15:53:46
      - Sorry Camcan I was blinded by your beauty, I will look out for you tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 16:05:06
      - ok (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:58:26
  - I'll bet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:48:14
what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just spent about an hour and a half trying (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:24:39
- I'd have to plump for option B... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:30:28
  - JN - are you doing the cricket on Boxing Day? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:42:47
    - Pop a doodle doo... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:45:34
      - The flag will be next to another bearing the legend ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:47:03
        
        Excellent... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:57:54
        
        but the flag next to that says (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 8, 15:47:52
  - I wanted to point out that there were two pubs in this dilemma (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 8, 15:34:14
    - What? Two pubs vying for my patronage? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:36:19
      - Awfully stressed today (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 8, 15:38:33
        
        As you could at The Greengage on the Howard Estate in BSE... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:42:23
        
        Jim (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:47:42
        
        Indeed, drunk in all of them... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:55:47
        
        Grapes has bands and/or DJ on Friday nights - wasn't aware of its gay rep, but will wear (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:00:05
        
        Before you do... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 16:10:44
        
        I saw a car parked on Angel Hill at about 1.30am on a Saturday night about two months ago (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:30:31
        
        I saw a car parked on Angel Hill at about 1.30am on a Saturday night about two months ago. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:25:22
        
        I saw a car parked on Angel Hill at about 1.30am on a Saturday night about two months ago. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:21:58
        
        I saw a car parked on Angel Hill at about 1.30am on a Saturday night about two months ago. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 16:15:44
  - Alan took that over after he left The Otter in Thorpe Marriott (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:31:54
    - Rayleigh Otter (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:44:51
      - It's a greyhound! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:49:39
        
        harris (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:51:05
      - Indeed, EoM wants to open a pub in Rayleigh called The Otter (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:48:58
    - Have you ever been to Thorpe Morieux? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 8, 15:38:26
- It'll have to be A today (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 15:25:29
  - ok Steve (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:32:25
    - although, you went for 'B' earlier today (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 15:33:27
Cheese on toast not touched my hangover. Anyone got any remdies? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 14:15:36
- Pre-match in The King's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 14:50:02
- Grimbergen Tripel (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:26:40
- coke and orange juice (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 8, 14:23:04
  - cocaine & orange juice is supposedly a good remedy too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 8, 14:30:39
  - Looks like diarrhea (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 8, 14:23:49
    - takes delicious though (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 8, 14:26:52
      - takes? tastes (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 8, 14:26:58
        
        Diarrhoea ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:27:44
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 8, 14:28:51
- Just start drinking again (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 8, 14:20:46
  - First pint is painful though... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 8, 14:22:15
    - No pain, no gain. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 8, 14:34:42
      - do you take the same attitude to sex? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 8, 14:41:06
        
        Well... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 8, 14:45:51
- Two ibuprofen and two paracetamol... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 8, 14:17:04
- drink strawberry flavoured Yop (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 8, 14:17:04
What is the world coming to ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 12:26:21
- I worked with the guy who had his head chopped off when I was a boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 12:33:34
  - The Milk Cup guy? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 8, 12:43:42
  - Did it grow back ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 12:42:35
    - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 12:48:56
      - no rolfcopterpmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 12:49:18
        
        whats copter? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 8, 13:13:08
        
        Cunt (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 8, 13:26:23
        
        *were* (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 8, 13:57:54
        
        an abbreviation of 'helicopter' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 13:17:08
        
        no: c.o.p.t.e.r. (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 8, 13:20:27
- To be fair clognob, this sort of stuff has always happened though, before they had (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 12:31:26
  - I know but it's still a bit ootee order intut ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 12:43:20
  - If you put mammals in microwaves for long enough the head explodes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 12:35:41
    - Cunt (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 8, 13:21:13
    - Thanks for that (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 8, 12:52:15
My cock has gone really chewy, hens are so much more edible. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 11:51:04
- You must have a fairly substantial collection of coagulated chum in your beard at the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 11:55:49
  - It's my xmas party tonight so I am looking forward to a non-stop drinking weekend. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 12:09:31
    - oh, you'll be looking and feeling your best tomorrow then (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 12:32:14
      - I may even have an argument with my brother Ken Dodd. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 12:34:19
        
        Harris (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 12:39:46
        
        fuck off, lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 12:49:49
        
        Harris -> Aristotle -> bottle -> bottle and glass -> arse. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 12:41:53
what about if, right, once, yeah, say you were doing a walk near a copse and had just seen (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 11:39:41
- I'd get chatting to a marketting woman at a business awards do (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 12:08:00
  - Brillo pads. How's the head? Did you go spazzy on booze? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 8, 12:12:41
    - We got stuck into the free champers at the reception ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 12:28:51
- B (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 11:40:27
Grant wants to send our fringe players our on loan (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 8, 10:56:38
- My Sunday side will have them (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 8, 11:03:01
  - Louise Jean will get injured 4 seconds into (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Dec 8, 11:48:52
  - apologies for post-pimpage... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 8, 11:37:16
  - Random request... earphone extension cord... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 8, 11:19:56
    - Buy a set of Sony MDR EX71s (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 11:21:41
      - cheers... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 8, 11:37:30
- good idea (NCFC) - megson, Dec 8, 10:59:42
  - i think jarvis needs to go to some league one or two club (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 8, 11:03:19
    - Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 8, 11:31:15
      - not really a blub though is it (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 8, 11:51:30
        
        Sounded like you were blubbing that he was prancing around Mercy VIP and you weren't (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 8, 11:55:23
        
        im sure if i wanted i could spend my weekends in there (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 8, 12:01:13
      - board violation (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 11:36:22
        
        Yeah... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 8, 11:43:07
        
        poor (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 11:46:35
        
        Get a better job then (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 8, 11:47:01
        
        unrelated (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 11:48:46
My Chemical Romance- Good or bad? I likee. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 10:42:50
- Bad - like all the other American college rock (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 8, 12:53:38
- Fucking dreadful in my opinion. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 11:01:57
  - Well they have never stood out before, but I saw them on tv last night & they seemed to be (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 11:03:44
    - I've been told that before. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 11:08:39
Is Arizona Bay littlemousewithclogs then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 14:50:26
- No, I think it's pangler (again) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:57:28
  - oh (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 14:58:59
    - I'm a big cheese man though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 15:01:04
How many Yank fans here? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:05:03
- guilty but............. (General Chat) - UScanary, Dec 7, 19:12:17
- Yank here.....n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Dec 7, 15:28:17
- Well, howdy there, missie. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 14:41:16
  - which part of Paddyland? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:45:50
    - Fermanagh (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 14:48:56
      - So now you've cleared your throat ... which part of paddy land? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:59:11
        
        Racist (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 15:17:32
      - well if you're ever on the west coast be sure to check out Ballycroy (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:59:08
        
        Or Bally Smart (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 7, 15:02:39
  - paddy? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:41:40
    - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 14:44:45
- I live in Yankland, if that's what you mean. (General Chat) - NJ_Canary, Dec 7, 14:14:56
  - Yes... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:18:56
    - What might that be? (n/m) (General Chat) - NJ_Canary, Dec 7, 14:24:29
      - Wild Turkey Honey Liquer (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:34:03
        
        Never heard of it. Where have you seen it? (n/m) (General Chat) - NJ_Canary, Dec 7, 14:36:19
        
        In my local - but their distributor says he cant get hold of it anymore... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:41:18
        
        Based on the link Brom posted it'd be cheaper to fly over and pick it up than post it. (n/m) (General Chat) - NJ_Canary, Dec 7, 14:47:20
        
        ... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:37:09
        
        that's the one (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:41:25
      - Budwieser (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:25:15
        
        Can't be. There's no alcohol left in that gnat's piss. (n/m) (General Chat) - NJ_Canary, Dec 7, 14:26:44
- Yankydoodle? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 14:09:32
- Hank? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 14:09:19
- I like to have a yank now and again (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 7, 14:08:54
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 7, 14:06:55
- nope, i hate them all (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:05:47
  - Isnt there a JohninTexas for starters? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:06:45
    - i don't think he's actually a yank, just a brit living over there (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:08:13
      - just want to find out which fans live over there? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:09:08
        
        well i'm still not a fan of them (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:11:33
Does anybody else when McDonalds first opened in Narridge?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:39:53
- I remember when it got to Great Yarmouth (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 7, 13:44:15
- dunno how you can eat the crap all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 13:41:18
  - Yeah. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:47:49
    - There's your problem... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 14:07:43
      - Burger King leads the Liberal Democrats? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 7, 14:09:17
    - What has happened to all the Burger Kings in Norwich? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 7, 13:48:51
      - the franchisor went into Administration (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 8, 04:29:22
      - They've become branches of NatWest (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 7, 13:49:27
        
        Burger King kicks arse (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 13:50:55
        
        Thats a bit of a shame.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 7, 13:50:23
        
        Really? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 13:51:17
        
        Yep, that's what I heard. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:53:14
        
        So getting back to the original question!! lol (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 7, 13:53:06
        
        There is one in the mall (General Chat) - megson, Dec 7, 14:06:58
        
        and one at the services next to Thicktorn(?) Park n ride (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:09:49
        
        And one at the lovely new Chapelfield development (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 7, 14:14:05
i love martin jol (Other Football) - lurd, Dec 7, 12:52:13
- Delia-hic-Smith (Other Football) - phrankin, Dec 7, 13:13:19
  - She's on the front cover of our industry rag this month, in her city scarf, giving it some (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:15:40
    - Has your 'industry rag' got swarf on it? If so watch a 1970's Public Information Film on (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:17:55
      - I'm too young to remember swarf or Dave. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:22:35
        
        No, public information (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:24:08
        
        how could they sell information that is already public? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 13:52:35
        
        Free sock, loss-leader promo with first few bits (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 14:20:54
        
        That's why you don't see it any more. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:57:21
- Speak English or die... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:09:07
What about if, right, once, yeah, say you were doing a wait in a queue and a wren went (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 12:32:37
- Bird, or Womens' Royal Naval reserve? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 7, 13:48:35
- I'd have to do both... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:01:35
  - Not really allowed, but as it's nearing the season of goodwill, I will acquiesce (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:03:40
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 7, 12:35:19
  - King's on Boxing Day? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 12:36:47
    - I may... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:04:02
      - What you actually mean is: "I won't" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:05:14
        
        Never say never Mr E... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:07:51
        
        "jsut a liddle" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:08:43
        
        Learnt behaviour... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:09:47
    - Perhaps if I get tickets for the game. Otherwise no, as I shall be (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 7, 12:44:49
      - what's the best way to Ludham? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:04:19
        
        The Ludham Rud (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:08:15
        
        As a result of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:11:20
        
        Fuck a duck (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:12:32
        
        OI! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:20:15
Ham and Pineapple pizza for lunch, wahoo! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 12:04:39
- Ideal (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 7, 14:00:08
- Ham salad sarnies (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 13:45:55
  - What's worse, no cup of tea or a shit cup of tea? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:49:04
    - if shit cup of tea was worse than no cup of tea i'd have no cup of tea (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 13:54:20
- Bacon sandwiches with mature cheddar melted onto them (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 7, 13:36:32
- Rice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:11:31
  - Have you got a distended stomach and about 5 flies in your eye? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:12:47
    - A bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:18:08
- Poached curate's egg in a small vaccine of hogfroth, sprinkled with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:06:50
  - Charlotte Church greasing her arms ready for insertion sounds delightful... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:11:19
    - I'd be the 'insertee' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:12:10
      - how rude! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:06:24
- Chicken salad baguette thing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:02:54
  - problem is, monster are shit these days (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 13:07:03
    - mine (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:07:36
      - Well, you've ruined my life (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 13:26:01
        
        oh well (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:33:21
- I got one of those from Pizza Hut once: it was 10% off for a Hawaiian (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 12:56:59
  - Don't Hawaiian in Pizza hut have mushrooms on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 13:06:02
    - Nope (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 13:12:39