Thanks for the suggestions so far
Cemetery plots - good idea but they want to be cremated. Getting them an ornamental urn just now might not go down too well...
Jigsaw of Harold Shipman - they still haven't finished the Fred West one I got them last year
Polypins - they'd struggle with one pin, frankly, unless you mean a splint for a parrot?
Audiobooks - nice one, I'll check some out
Roy Chubby Brown DVD - they think they don't approve of swearing. Really, they don't approve of *other people* swearing. When they do it it's fine.
Alcohol - they complained when I did that last year. I got them some much nicer bottle of wine than they usually have but to be frank I'm not convinced they can taste much these days...
Will - they've already done it (and I've done mine too)
Day Experience - an excellent idea - thanks Adam :-)
Viagra - fortunately came out at the same time as my Dad's prostate op, which would otherwise have rendered him impotent - so he's already stocked up!
Magazine subscription - surely I should get them the AK47 first?
Fleshlight - I'd have to get a Baby Dion for Mum at the same time, I suppose?
All in all an excellent crop of responses - many thanks all :)
Posted By: Partial Angler on December 11th 2006 at 16:48:40
Message Thread
- Christmas presents for parents (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 16:10:44
- Thanks for the suggestions so far (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 11, 16:48:40
- Perfect present here..... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:34:49
- Cemetry plots (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 11, 16:30:52
- Mine bought thier own foo yares goo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:35:30
- Strange, but saves you a job, doesn't it. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 11, 16:38:14
- nothing wrong with that - saves you the hassle (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 16:37:25
- Not saying there's owt wrong with it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:42:20
- !!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:32:34
- Mine bought thier own foo yares goo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:35:30
- A peter crouch wallbanger, if the wall is big enough (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:28:35
- A Fleshlight for your Dad (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:27:22
- Roy Chubby Brown DVD (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:27:13
- Audiobooks (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:24:31
- Well Saturday, I took them a real xmas tree & got Mrs Loj to decorate it, we have got them (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:24:19
- A jigsaw of harold shipman (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:24:16
- Polypin (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:23:00
- That's what you're getting your Dad, sorry yourself.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 11, 16:24:18
- Can't think who i should give this too... (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:33:43
- Ha de fuckin ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 11, 16:38:14
- Can't think who i should give this too... (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:33:43
- That's what you're getting your Dad, sorry yourself.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 11, 16:24:18
- for the right age group (General Chat) - oh arr, Dec 11, 16:20:01
- im stuck as well, not helped by the fact that i have no money (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Dec 11, 16:19:57
- Alcohol (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 11, 16:18:51
- Theatre Tickets? Day Expierence Package? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 11, 16:14:31
- Day experience - like a day at Carrow Rd! LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Dec 11, 16:23:02
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:24:32
- Day experience - like a day at Carrow Rd! LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - oh arr, Dec 11, 16:23:02
- Alcohol and cheese. (n/m) (General Chat) - IncaWarrior, Dec 11, 16:13:46
- That's my sort of xmas pressie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:26:10
- Would suit me fine too! (n/m) (General Chat) - IncaWarrior, Dec 11, 16:40:49
- That's my sort of xmas pressie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:26:10
- a will (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:13:27
- Magazine subsciption (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 11, 16:13:06
- Inches - much better quality read (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 11, 16:38:31
- Bumsexual Weekly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:32:12
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