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Check sizes against existing items by surreptitious snoop in underwear drawer (warning - do not get caught as an explanation would be tedious). Do NOT buy the red suspender belt and crotchless knicker set, whcih not only will never be worn but will mark you down as a perv for all eternity.

Posted By: Old Git on December 12th 2006 at 16:03:59

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List some small inexpensive things I can buy for my wife for her birthday ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:34:49
- what about books? (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:41:51
  - Still haven't got round to The Sportswriter (I think) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 12, 16:46:33
    - gosh yes (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:50:54
- DVD recorder with kettle attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:27:41
- Hoover with washing machine attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:27:13
- Iron with hoover attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 12, 16:25:46
- Thundercats dvd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 16:24:14
- a personalised candle made by Bob Carolgees (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 12, 16:18:39
- White Hot chocolate from Whittards of Chelsea. They love that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:14:35
  - Only if they have an exceptionally sweet tooth (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:19:25
    - The Brown version then (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:25:42
      - I prefer the dark version - Hotel Chocolat does some very nice stuff... (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:27:22
        
        Well one of the three. I'm sure he knows what his Mrs likes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:32:00
        
        He obviously doesn't, or this thread would not exist (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:35:18
  - not true - not every bird likes white chocolate (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:15:48
- My ideas are the bestest but I am refusing to provide any more and am going to sulk (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:10:27
  - Oh flounce off to Bruges with mbk (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:20:48
    - so what the bloody hell is wrong with a candle from Bob Carolgees (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 12, 17:43:30
    - I see you've omitted everything from my most helpful list (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 16:31:48
      - Would you like to flounce with me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:39:12
        
        Of course I would (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 16:54:45
    - you try to be helpful... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:25:43
      - exactly, the ungreatful cunt! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 16:30:42
        
        *flounce* picky picky picky criticise criticise criticise (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:32:39
        
        *ungrateful* ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:31:54
- inflatable cactus (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 16:05:18
  - too floppy (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:06:24
- New underwear (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:03:59
  - On underwear... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:10:21
- Vacuum cleaner (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 15:59:32
  - make sure its a Henry though - Dysons are crap (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:00:21
    - Henrys are well expensive. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:04:08
      - and not very small (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 16:09:13
        
        And they're shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:10:43
        
        All the builders/decorators I ever had swore by them... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:12:19
        
        and theyre not that big - even my little sis can use it (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:12:55
      - Henrys are cheaper than Dysons you twonk! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:06:46
        
        That wunt when we bought our Dyson. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 16:07:57
        
        Mine only cost me about 90 squids and that was about five year ago (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:11:04
- Silk scarf (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 15:58:10
- this? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:48:45
- tea bag (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:48:45
- Scented candles (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 15:47:59
- these? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:47:05
- this? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:44:51
- Don't understand (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 15:41:44
  - Hare (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:42:55
    - Yes but even so... (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 15:53:05
      - Is that the one in Norwich? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:13:37
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:20:27
        
        that has some cool Moomins mugs and bowls in there which girlies like (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:26:16
        
        Mrs Hooze will be straight down there for the mugs (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 12, 16:28:46
        
        John Lewis sell them as well (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:32:32
        
        My best friend and I love them (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:32:18
        
        Are you 14 then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 12, 16:33:04
        
        Its just a bit of nostalgia from the 70's (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:36:23
        
        No! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 16:36:03
- love eggs (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:41:03
  - yeah they're okay, what's that got to do with his pressie? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:42:27
    - You like them from personal experience? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:46:10
      - They are the reason your Sunday bike ride lasts for 6 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:47:10
        
        If only I had a bike! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:51:45
    - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:43:08
- some quite piggy ornaments or toys, woman love pigs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:40:36
  - Mrs Bay doesn't. Doesn't like any animals. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:43:22
    - not even a stoat? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 12, 15:49:42
      - God no. Nothing quadrupedal and furry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:52:00
        
        I dreamt about a ferret last night (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:52:48
  - quite? cute (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:40:57
- Headache pills (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:38:33
- bath bomb (General Chat) - conker, Dec 12, 15:38:13
  - you think?! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:39:21
  - Well in, Conks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:39:15
    - or a Rampant rabbit (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:39:50
      - Right then. Trip to Gash next time I'm in Sheff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:40:18
        
        dont get the one with the beads in though (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:41:28
- some toilet paper with her name on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 12, 15:36:41
- Junky jewellery, cds, dvds. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 15:36:08
  - No to junky jewelry - expensive jewellry is her proper pressie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:38:36
    - are you a lady? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 12, 15:42:25
      - ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:44:19
    - Wow. Two tries and still wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 12, 15:39:45

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