I got one of those from Pizza Hut once: it was 10% off for a Hawaiian

Me: "Can I have a Ham and Pineapple pizza, please."
Spotty Fool: "Yes, that'll be 9.95"
Me: "It says there that there's a 10% discount."
Spotty Fool: "Only for Hawaiian pizzas."
Me: "A Ham and Pineapple pizza *is* a Hawaiian."
Spotty Fool: "But that's not what you asked for."
Me: "Alright, I'll have a Hawaiian."

Posted By: yarmyyarmy on December 7th 2006 at 12:56:59

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Ham and Pineapple pizza for lunch, wahoo! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 12:04:39
- Ideal (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Dec 7, 14:00:08
- Ham salad sarnies (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 13:45:55
  - What's worse, no cup of tea or a shit cup of tea? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:49:04
    - if shit cup of tea was worse than no cup of tea i'd have no cup of tea (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 13:54:20
- Bacon sandwiches with mature cheddar melted onto them (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 7, 13:36:32
- Rice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:11:31
  - Have you got a distended stomach and about 5 flies in your eye? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:12:47
    - A bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 13:18:08
- Poached curate's egg in a small vaccine of hogfroth, sprinkled with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:06:50
  - Charlotte Church greasing her arms ready for insertion sounds delightful... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:11:19
    - I'd be the 'insertee' (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:12:10
      - how rude! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Dec 7, 14:06:24
- Chicken salad baguette thing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 13:02:54
  - problem is, monster are shit these days (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 13:07:03
    - mine (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:07:36
      - Well, you've ruined my life (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 13:26:01
        
        oh well (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 13:33:21
- I got one of those from Pizza Hut once: it was 10% off for a Hawaiian (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 12:56:59
  - Don't Hawaiian in Pizza hut have mushrooms on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 13:06:02
    - Nope (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 13:12:39

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