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Bailed Runner (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 22, 14:23:37
- Does he have to stump up the cash? (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Feb 22, 16:12:26
  - It'll cost him an arm and a leg (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 22, 16:24:56
- Doesn't present a flight risk (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 22, 14:24:57
  - Might get shot (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 22, 14:30:15
    - Mmmm - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 15:02:35
Genuine wrath advice needed (NCFC) - Dave ncfc davies, Feb 21, 16:26:50
- You are probs going to need a soliciter but CAB is a good start. (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Feb 21, 17:24:51
- Seriously. (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Feb 21, 17:24:16
- 2 sensible replies. Wraths a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 21, 17:02:08
- Buy your own then you have no one to complain to but yourself (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 21, 17:00:37
- Step 1.....Legal advice on a football message board....dodgy at best. (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 21, 16:51:47
- Is it a problem All Day and All of the Night? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 16:45:25
- Contact your local Environmental Health Dept (NCFC) - Waddockhunt, Feb 21, 16:43:29
- Why are you refusing to pay? Is it because you have been using the heating to counteract (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 21, 16:43:23
- Cry yourself to sleep (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 16:39:31
- Pop a cap in him (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 21, 16:34:29
- Citizens advice (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Feb 21, 16:33:27
- threaten to break his legs (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Feb 21, 16:27:39
Talking about slugs.....Is it time for a garden pest XI? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 21, 15:22:22
- Gnat Lofthouse. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 21, 16:56:47
- Perry Digweed (n/m) (General Chat) - daddy or chips, Feb 21, 16:17:46
- Peter Shiton my garden again you cunt and you'll get a garden fork through you (n/m) (General Chat) - theox, Feb 21, 15:58:25
- Paul mowerson (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Feb 21, 15:54:56
  - Doh... (General Chat) - yellowman, Feb 21, 15:58:51
- Peter Weed (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 15:50:10
- Paolo Mossy (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 15:49:12
- Lionel Cat-Messi (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 15:38:25
- Danny Shittuarse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:37:11
- Gareth Snail (n/m) (General Chat) - CityForLife, Feb 21, 15:36:27
- Jimmy Neighbour who decides to light a barbecue just after you put your washing out (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Feb 21, 15:34:37
- Mark Blight (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Feb 21, 15:32:06
- Ashley Mole. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 15:30:08
  - Or Joe Mole. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 15:30:20
- Papa Pupa Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 15:26:17
- Vasily Rats. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 21, 15:25:33
- David Fox (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 15:24:42
- Robert Greenfly (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 15:24:22
  - ^^^^^ easy winner, no one else even close. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 15:40:52
    - Bit early to claim the win.... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 21, 16:01:18
      - It's never too soon etc.... (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 16:03:33
    - ^^^smart arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 15:43:58
So defence have not contested that Pistorius (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 21, 14:07:07
- haven't you ever threatened anyone in the heat of the moment (General Chat) - earlydoors, Feb 21, 14:23:31
  - I haven't (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 21, 15:31:02
    - Fuck off fat chas or I'll rip your beating heart out and stuff (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 21, 21:38:59
  - Does doing it on the internets count? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 21, 14:53:11
  - What actually physical violence? Errr... not since I was about 12 probably. (General Chat) - norway, Feb 21, 14:35:02
    - really? (General Chat) - earlydoors, Feb 21, 14:42:37
      - No, you said... (General Chat) - norway, Feb 21, 14:47:01
        
        Don't believe that (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 21, 14:49:27
        
        I didnt say face to face (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Feb 21, 14:48:24
        
        I'm pretty sure 'threatening' someone does require them to be/feel 'threatened'. (General Chat) - norway, Feb 21, 14:51:59
        
        Lest leave race and religon out of this please :) (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 14:53:22
        
        0/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 21, 15:03:20
        
        You're a hard bastard :( (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 15:06:22
      - What, you've actually said, face to face, *to* someone, in a threatening manner (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 21, 14:44:57
        
        I might be conflating two stories, but was the target of this threat... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 14:52:01
        
        No idea (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 21, 14:57:04
        
        no I don't believe we have ever met (General Chat) - earlydoors, Feb 21, 14:47:44
  - Especially if you then pumped 4 x 9mm slugs into someone. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 14:24:44
    - that's a different issue though (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Feb 21, 14:25:21
      - Not at this stage, this is not trial. It's a bale hearing. Pretty well (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 14:32:30
        
        Bale hearing is excellent (General Chat) - norway, Feb 21, 14:37:59
        
        Hahah yes indeedy. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 21, 14:41:47
        
        ha ha - not bad for you norway (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 14:39:21
        
        I'll take that as a GRIEVOUS INSULT (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 21, 14:40:41
        
        stopping shouting love (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 14:48:23
Can't this Oscar fella just do what Phil Spector did, and remain free for about 5 years (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:50:56
- It's nice how his friends and family are smiling and feeling confident outside court (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 13:11:13
  - I thought they torched her. Dunt that stop rotting? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:15:13
  - Yes, not great is it? (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 21, 13:12:14
    - The defence lawyer is only doing his job, I suppose (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 13:18:43
    - Maybe that's where the term "boerish" comes from (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:16:33
      - Incredibly, you are correct (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 13:21:07
        
        Blimey, that dunt happen often :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:23:08
        
        boorish bumpkin bridage (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 13:27:42
      - *Oscar Wilde* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 13:17:19
        
        Does seem that way (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:18:17
A tale of two films. (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 11:36:40
- There's a low key film I watched last year that I enjoyed a lot. Cedar Rapids (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:34:47
  - About the bloke who was away on a works conference? that was good (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 21, 12:54:22
    - yeah, funny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 13:32:33
  - Is it about white water rafting ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 12:38:59
- Yeap The Expendables is rot (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Feb 21, 12:33:21
  - I understand there is an Expendables2 which I shall not be entertaining. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 12:37:53
- The finest arthouse. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 21, 12:15:54
- I'm gonna watch Hatfields and Mccoys mini series thing tonight (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:07:47
  - Feckin hell, 3 hrs in front of the telly??? In one evening??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:04:49
    - ...says the man who spends 7 hours a day in front of wrath. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 13:23:47
      - Technically, spose I do if it's minimised in my taskbar. I do have to spend (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:35:18
  - I've done 4 episodes of Band of Brothers. Very good indeed. (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 12:10:36
- did you go for a meal afterwards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:50:41
  - Yes. Subway. Footlong meatball special and a coke. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 11:51:17
    - what did ray have? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 11:53:06
      - UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'LLLLLLLLLL LAF IT (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:10:46
      - All he kept saying was "its all about the in-play my san" (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 11:55:25
- Great review (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 21, 11:45:55
  - No problem. I have applied for a job as film critic for the Daily Star. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 21, 11:50:42
- Thanks, Barry (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 11:37:57
I see 1R scored last night. Good for him. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 09:21:41
- He scored some cracking goals for us and helped secure some valuable points without which (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Feb 21, 10:25:10
  - Equaliser at the Arse was pure tentage (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 10:45:12
- My leeds boss was there last night and texred me saying he was brillaint (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 21, 10:10:47
- Shame he couldn't do it more for us eh? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 21, 09:51:04
  - At the end of the day he wasn't good enough (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 21, 10:11:17
    - I'll put this out there. Holt has only ever been good enough under Lambert (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 10:14:19
      - Morison is not as good as Holt. (Other Football) - APB, Feb 21, 10:53:49
      - Scored plenty before us, and I think he still looks a quality player. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Feb 21, 10:44:23
      - Holt has worked his socks off this year in a formation which doesnt suit him at all. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 10:30:55
      - no striker has looked good for us playing under Hughton's defensive style (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 10:19:34
        
        ^^SVMT^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 10:31:46
        
        Discuss: Hughton doesn't have a defensive style (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Feb 21, 10:24:51
        
        Discuss: Hughton doesn't have a defensive style, he just has strikers at the club who (Other Football) - RootunTootunHootun, Feb 21, 11:47:34
        
        Said strikers scored plenty at this level last season (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 11:52:32
        
        Martin, Jackson? (Other Football) - RootunTootunHootun, Feb 21, 12:20:15
        
        Morison and Holt both hit double figures (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 15:10:21
        
        Whatever his style is, it does not make our strikers look any good (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 11:35:37
        
        I'm with you on that. Not defensive, and the caution is in the subs. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Feb 21, 10:43:29
        
        And the usually slow build up (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 21, 10:44:48
        
        I'd rather we play through the midfield though. (Other Football) - APB, Feb 21, 10:51:44
        
        That would work except titty cant pass and BJ is just a battering ram. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 10:54:25
        
        I think tettey does his job well (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 21, 11:13:43
        
        Fox? I prefer Fox over Tettey an Johnson. I like Tettey but gives the ball away alot with (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 11:32:27
        
        Tetty is far better than BJ, better passing, more tackles more blocks (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 11:36:11
        
        BJ has the look on his face which says "I cant believe I am a premiership player". (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 11:38:17
        
        I think he's had a decent season (n/m) (Other Football) - RootunTootunHootun, Feb 21, 12:39:24
        
        Yep. He's done ok. At least with BJ and Tettey we dont get over-run in midfield. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 12:46:36
      - Under Lambert's system, maybe (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 21, 10:17:16
  - Misunderstood innit. 10 goals last season was perfectly ok (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 09:55:15
    - I want our players to be better than ok though. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 21, 10:05:27
      - *btw* (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 12:15:45
      - Same here, which is why the transfer window was very worrying (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 10:07:08
        
        Bechio did ok in his start, but I do wonder if he will be up to this level (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 10:17:46
    - better than ok, was a good return. (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 10:03:07
    - agree (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 10:00:41
      - ^^^^ VMT ^^^^ (Other Football) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 21, 10:05:07
        
        One step beyond. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 11:40:02
        
        Hardly a proven Premier League goalscorer. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 21, 10:37:53
        
        He did ok with double figures tbh (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 10:42:03
      - 11 if you count one for Wales. I loved that volley he scored from outside the box (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 10:03:38
        
        Moro definitely not slow (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 21, 10:18:02
        
        That was one of my faves, along with goals home & away vs Arsenal (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 21, 10:10:57
  - Well he did well last season. Didnt look up for it this time. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 09:54:38
    - Although he scored a few last year, he never really convinced. (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 10:02:51
      - I find it tough to question his commitment, his face was black as anything in the Wigan (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 10:06:19
        
        Which Wigan game was that? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 21, 10:34:57
        
        honestly, I never thought he looked up to this level. (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 10:16:47
        
        His first touch is poor (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 21, 10:19:17
        
        lack of technique, poor passing, not quick. (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 21, 10:23:21
        
        Squeezes toothpaste from wrong end, noisy eater, drank too much coffee (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 21, 10:33:31
        
        ^^^ my school football report (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 21, 10:33:09
Literally no idea how Simon Pegg kept his eyes off that lady's d?colletage. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 20:36:23
- that's French for 'barely concealed great wobbling melons of joy' (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 20, 20:38:57
  - Brit Awards. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 20:58:59
- Or her tits (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 20, 20:38:06
  - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 20, 20:45:18
    - (seethe) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 20, 20:50:59
  - boooo (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 20, 20:39:08
Anyone work in analytics/business analytics/research analytics or similar? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 14:43:48
- Any one that does, can you bung me an email (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 16:40:29
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Feb 20, 16:21:00
- 2 sensible answers (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 20, 15:04:32
  - One word (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 20, 15:18:02
- My friends brothers cousin does. But his head fell off on Nonday. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 20, 15:03:28
- I've got a calculator (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 20, 15:01:08
- Yep. What do you need help with? (n/m) (General Chat) - CityForLife, Feb 20, 15:00:28
- Which one of these is the MO? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 14:55:46
- Business Analysis for banks and Insurance Companies is part of what I do. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 20, 14:53:48
Eagerly awaiting the first mention of German efficiency by the commentators (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 19, 20:11:29
- On ITV? No way. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Feb 19, 20:11:57
Pistorius (NCFC) - Jim, Feb 19, 15:10:47
- Surely it would be normal to 'give it five minutes' before entering the bathroom? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 19, 16:16:29
- I think he is innocent now. (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 19, 16:01:38
- I'm not Columbo but how did he kick the door open? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 19, 15:34:08
  - ....or so I thought (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 19, 15:37:57
  - i thought he said he used the cricket bat (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:35:40
    - He did (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 19, 15:46:50
      - How many runs did he get ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 19, 15:59:36
- he's fucked. clearly wasn't in mortal danger from someone in the bathroom (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:19:46
  - Clearly the arguments will run and run (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 19, 15:33:36
    - yes, it's a depressing thought (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:39:29
  - i reckon, given the neighbours heard them arguing.... big argument, he threatened her, she (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Feb 19, 15:24:02
    - so much doesn't add up. Of course if it's her blood on the bat, then it's game over (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:27:50
      - or he's just evil (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:30:38
  - a shame south africa abolished the death penalty (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:20:33
    - I had to look that up the other day. I wondered if he might get the noose (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:21:55
      - Short rope. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 19, 15:25:34
      - broken civilisation yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:24:16
        
        only a civilisation of cretins would continue using a punishment that doesn't work (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:25:59
        
        s (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 19, 15:34:49
        
        erm it kills the perpetrator (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:27:33
        
        Sometimes (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 19, 15:35:33
        
        ah yes, the simplistic view (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:32:00
        
        wtf does religion have to do with anything? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:35:24
        
        because incredible though it sounds, most people do believe in god (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:41:37
        
        Most people where? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 19, 15:47:59
        
        most of the population of the planet (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:50:11
        
        Oh I see (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 19, 15:51:14
        
        yep, it's amazing when you think about it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:56:00
        
        most kids believe in father xmas (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:42:42
        
        Maybe so, but it's hypocrisy even so. And what about the other arguments?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:46:30
        
        cor, that clock sounds so loud when there's total silence (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 16:41:38
        
        you were making less and less sense (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 17:13:21
        
        I maintained the same points and you have no argument to support your childish views (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 17:35:19
        
        you have no argument to support your libtard views (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 17:51:13
        
        stop talking shit ffs. You can't even explain why you think the way you do! Hilarious! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 17:55:09
        
        zzzzzzzzzzzzz stop trolling me please (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 18:01:01
        
        it's like arguing with a fundamentalist (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 18:49:10
        
        you're the retard who prefers criminals to victims (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 19:00:50
- Clearly unbalanced when his legs aren't atached (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 19, 15:19:36
  - lol, that'd be a more believable defence (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 15:20:41
- who shuts and locks the bathroom door when its just them and their partner in the house?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Feb 19, 15:17:34
  - We don't have a lock on the bathroom door. Code: door open = having a wee, come on in; (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 15:42:26
  - ANYONE having a shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Feb 19, 15:31:06
    - vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 19, 15:32:01
  - i do if its just me in the house (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 19, 15:30:21
  - Blimey I do sometimes. Thanks for the warning. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Feb 19, 15:21:13
- just goes to show that guns should not be freely available (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 19, 15:15:23
  - he'd have only murdered her with the cricket bat tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:16:27
    - if thats what he wanted to do (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 19, 15:29:18
- hmmm maybe he murdered her after all (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 19, 15:12:21
Charlie Brooker... (General Chat) - woody, Feb 18, 22:33:13
- Done alright for himself though innit (General Chat) - pants, Feb 18, 23:47:31
- she may have a point (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Feb 18, 23:02:04
- Well she did push yer man off a cliff in that there Eastenders (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 18, 22:38:26
- He hint. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 18, 22:34:46
Did you know that in March 1963 (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 17, 18:59:34
- Played Blackpool on Monday replay wed (NCFC) - trt354, Feb 17, 20:06:04
  - Were the early rounds delayed? Winter was very bad that year. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Feb 17, 20:25:12
    - Yep, 62-63 was the harshest winter of the 20th Century (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 17, 21:06:34
- That final match was our record crowd. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Feb 17, 19:54:15
To the person who said there wasdn't much on telly tonight... (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:08:18
- That was me. Cant get 110. Is it a Jock channel? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 21:30:15
  - If you've got sky it's about 174ish. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 16, 21:35:03
    - Aint, just a nordinary old skool ariel here. Got Virgin cable at hum so maybe can get it t (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 21:40:00
  - They do show Rangers away games now and again (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 16, 21:34:28
    - ....Their record ratings come when they show Sheepdog Trials (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:38:09
  - BBC Alba....Gaelic with sub titles...least watched channel in the World (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:31:45
    - Doesn't seem to percolate as far south as Lancashire (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 21:33:02
      - Well I've got it (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:35:18
        
        110? Nowt happens when I press 110 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 21:38:39
        
        It's actually got quite good now (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:43:43
- We should hev a live Bagpipe Band celebrate every goal.. (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:22:43
- I was watching a programme on 1975 on that channel last night (General Chat) - Holy lambchop of god, Feb 16, 21:16:44
- FFS ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:11:13
  - This Bagpipe prog. is good... (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:18:06
  - I'm not (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:17:25
    - Got a Mate work for Anglia Water... (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:19:32
      - I've put It back on (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:23:04
        
        And he's off again (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:25:27
        
        Being from W. Norfolk, what does "about to Monk" mean... (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:25:10
        
        Where abouts In West Norfolk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:30:49
        
        Possibly Dersingham (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:32:20
        
        Properly in the sticks (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:41:03
        
        cockney rhyming slang - harry monk = (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 16, 21:26:47
        
        Yeah, but in norfolk, to get a monk on means to get the hump. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 16, 21:31:05
        
        Yorkshire thing isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 21:33:17
        
        Don't know tbh huge. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 16, 21:36:29
        
        A Monk or BBC Alba? (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:35:45
        
        Thankyou...get it back on...they giving it some now! (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:28:01
  - Dangerous to pre-judge (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 21:12:06
  - I've got Joyride on e4, not as good as the original but not bad (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 16, 21:11:38
Christ, just looked in the vain hope there was something worth watching on telly tonight (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 19:20:00
- I'm watching Norwich ole boy Martin peters being grumpy on celebrity pointless. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 16, 19:38:42
  - Father Christmas. (General Chat) - dr fanta, Feb 16, 20:44:05
- Mrs Brown's Boys on BBC1 at 9:50. Sorted ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 19:37:27
- Spiral at 9 on BBC4. Get on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 16, 19:34:42
- Boxsets are where it's at (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 16, 19:23:42
  - every year since it was released I have asked for the full BS of (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 16, 20:23:57
  - I find them utter shite. Much prefer some uk tv to be honest (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Feb 16, 19:51:54
    - Like what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 16, 20:22:58
      - Sooty, Sooty n Sweep - I like that show (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 20:30:30
    - Lol, ok (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 16, 20:21:42
  - Does most for me afraid mare. Docs and music is about all I watch (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 19:29:38
  - boxset wankers (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 16, 19:25:09
Has anyone had 2 black coated Bowler hatted blokes... (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 11:43:56
- Bradford and Bingley? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 16, 16:01:32
- Treat them as you would treat any other door to door salesmen. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 16, 13:11:08
  - Assertively polite (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:18:07
    - You're sounding very like one of the more acceptable personas (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 16, 13:19:49
      - Haha (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:21:24
- I've used the leaflets from this website... (General Chat) - Mozzer, Feb 16, 12:51:56
  - Brilliant stuff! (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 12:58:51
  - That's pretty rude (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 12:53:12
    - absolutely they don't seem to give Pastafarianism - (General Chat) - Mozzer, Feb 16, 12:57:04
      - I bet they wouldn't appreciate you preaching your very well founded and logical beliefs (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 12:59:56
        
        ^^^ Death bus inclusion (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:00:30
        
        Fantastic idea - I'll find out where they live and discuss (General Chat) - Mozzer, Feb 16, 13:15:19
        
        This is brilliant.... (General Chat) - Mozzer, Feb 16, 13:20:26
        
        Top notch! lol (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:22:30
        
        .... or should that be uprising, maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:22:43
        
        You should speak to HR (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:20:15
        
        Why not take a bowl of spag bol with you to emphasis your beliefs (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:18:48
        
        *emphasise (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 13:19:10
- Just stare.... Fixed eyes on one of them... (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Feb 16, 12:47:25
- Then I saw this vid... (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Feb 16, 12:46:33
- Tell them to...KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.. (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Feb 16, 12:45:02
- Oh, welll (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Feb 16, 12:43:07
- Tell them Tintin is in trouble and he needs their help (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 16, 12:31:01
- I'm always up for a theological debate (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Feb 16, 12:29:26
  - Ask them how Mary managed to convince Joseph she wasn't shagging around (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 12:32:38
- ........ (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 16, 12:02:41
  - ......... (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 16, 12:04:16
- are you tintin? (n/m) (General Chat) - matt in london, Feb 16, 11:55:27
- Join them and travel the world converting people (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 16, 11:50:15
- Ask them to give you a hand gutting the goat (General Chat) - the101ers, Feb 16, 11:49:27
  - I have done this (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 16, 11:54:36
- Fcuk Off (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 11:46:51
  - That was the jist of my response but it left me feeling guilty.. (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 11:47:58
    - They clearly didn't feel quilty wasting your time (and life) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 11:50:44
      - *guilty (of course) (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 11:50:58
- A polite 'I'm not interested' will work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 16, 11:45:21
  - But they were overly persistent... (n/m) (General Chat) - bowfront1, Feb 16, 11:46:57
    - Your fault for not closing the door then (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 16, 11:47:55
    - Fcuk Off (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 16, 11:47:29
Forget this Asteroid nonsense. Comet Ison is the event to wait for this year (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 21:17:23
- Have our rock overlords subjugated the entire world yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 15, 21:38:58
  - Yes, they have nr1 anyway! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mingemaster, Feb 15, 21:58:10
- Is that at the end of the year? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 15, 21:37:32
  - End of the world more like... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 15, 21:42:27
  - november i think (General Chat) - matt in london, Feb 15, 21:40:49
Witness on E4, cracking old filum. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 15, 20:59:03
- Kelly McGillis gets em out. Yum! (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Feb 15, 23:29:29
- Is indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 21:15:28
- I wonder if this Pistorius thing will become a fillum one day? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 15, 21:02:39
- More 4 even! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 15, 20:59:28
Alcoholic beverage XI (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Feb 15, 13:25:21
- Peter Beerdsly (n/m) (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Feb 15, 15:20:23
- Dirk Stout (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 14:59:03
- Ryan Swiggs (n/m) (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Feb 15, 14:56:28
- Dale Gordon's gin,les abbott ale,Gordon Banks's bitter,Zak Whitbreds. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 15, 14:36:52
  - Call me a stupid old cunt Prod, ut spaces after commas please. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 14:50:31
- Tony Adnams (n/m) (NCFC) - CityForLife, Feb 15, 14:18:26
- Hugo Rodallega bomb (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Feb 15, 14:06:14
- David Jamesons (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 13:55:26
- Scrumpy Jack Wilshere. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 15, 13:49:55
- George Best Bitter (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 13:44:14
- Mesut Ouzo (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Feb 15, 13:39:08
- David Gin-ola (n/m) (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Feb 15, 13:37:02
- steve stones bitter (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 15, 13:36:34
- Julian Crippledicks (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:36:27
- Ian Bishops Finger (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Feb 15, 13:36:10
- Laurent Sauvignon Blanc (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 13:35:47
- Russell Martini (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 13:35:19
- frank lambrusco (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 15, 13:35:00
- Alex Tettleys (n/m) (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Feb 15, 13:34:57
- Jack Daniels Cork (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:34:35
- Alchopopa Boupa Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 13:34:16
- Emile Whiskey (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Feb 15, 13:34:00
- Ben Thatchers Cider (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 15, 13:33:34
- Dirk Stout (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Feb 15, 13:33:20
- Carl Port (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Feb 15, 13:33:04
- Jameson Beattie (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 15, 13:32:57
- John Sherry (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Feb 15, 13:32:51
- Sambuca Vokes (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:31:42
- Rum Saunders (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 15, 13:31:09
  - or Barcardi Ron Saunders (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:33:17
- Steve Mor(r)ison's own brand cider (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Feb 15, 13:31:00
- Robert Green Chartreuse (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:30:33
- Ale Akinbyi (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Feb 15, 13:29:46
- Michael Nelson's Revenge (n/m) (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Feb 15, 13:29:32
- Peter Grantas (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:28:52
  - Grants (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:29:05
- Gareth Ale (n/m) (NCFC) - phelans tash, Feb 15, 13:28:31
- Neil Adnams (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:28:25
- Lionel Methi (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 15, 13:27:33
  - Thath Rubbith (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 13:28:24
- Bruce Rioja (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 13:26:44
- leiffe power (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 15, 13:26:43
- David Babysham (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 15, 13:25:51
- paul skolls (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 15, 13:25:47
  - Craig Bellsamy (n/m) (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Feb 15, 13:28:11
can some one good with cars please tell me what car this is (NCFC) - eddie, Feb 15, 12:33:57
- Are you ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 15, 13:13:34
  - Boooo (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 13:19:30
    - Surely the volume of replies indicates empathy without actually asking how he is ? (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 13:38:54
    - (I hoped he was in a wheelchair so I could make jokes like that Frankie Boyles) (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 15, 13:31:06
    - lol. Took nearly an hour though. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 13:22:58
    - he's obviously not dead and bearing in mind the lack of sympathy poor Tricky's cat got it (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:20:47
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 15, 13:20:09
  - im a bit bashed up but not to bad thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Feb 15, 13:18:27
- I was thinking Ford Galaxy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 15, 12:47:21
  - scratch that, it's got sliding doors (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 15, 12:47:49
    - Manfail (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 12:48:42
      - You still drive a mini? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 15, 12:49:50
        
        Ha (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 12:51:35
        
        ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 15, 12:53:23
- Its an older model Toyota Previa - positive! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Feb 15, 12:39:33
  - thank you how sure are you ? (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Feb 15, 12:41:23
    - Def a Previa. And if that kid was driving it no wonder shit happened. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:09:46
      - lookie here.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 15, 13:11:52
    - It's deffo a Previa (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 12:48:15
      - thank you all for your help (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Feb 15, 12:52:58
      - How are you previa to this information? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 15, 12:48:40
        
        The under gardener drives one (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 12:51:13
        
        I have a gardener and an under gardener (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 15, 13:11:09
        
        Hello Ted, how are things in the lower field? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 15, 13:08:49
        
        Red under the (flower)bed (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 15, 13:06:00
        
        Come the revolution you'll be first against the shed (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 13:05:03
        
        Haha it'll give them the trots more like! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Feb 15, 12:55:22
    - Does look a lot like one: (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 15, 12:42:40
- Looks like a Renault Saville (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Feb 15, 12:38:16
  - potd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 15, 12:48:14
  - Ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 12:38:36
- Shape is like a Vauxhall Zafira (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 15, 12:36:26
- Don't know about the car, but driver's definitely underage (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 15, 12:35:08
- Chrysler? Maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 15, 12:34:58
Steve Howard (NCFC) - bullsch, Feb 15, 12:21:33
- It's just better opposition rather than going missing, isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 12:36:46
  - Yes, flat track bully (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 15, 13:09:07
  - ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 15, 13:07:36
- we aren't allowed to read the sun i'm afraid (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 15, 12:31:19
  - You're allowed to read it; but you're a cunt of you do (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 15, 12:35:44
    - thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - bullsch, Feb 15, 12:56:34
  - Agreed, specially for Englans (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Feb 15, 12:32:21
    - Englans? Yes, Englans (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Feb 15, 12:32:59
Call me paranoid, but are we being invaided by aliens today? (General Chat) - Mingemaster, Feb 15, 08:34:57
- It's Cloverfield come true.... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 15, 09:44:47
- Ming the Merciless innit. Or something to do with the Pope. definitely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 15, 09:27:25
  - Imagine if they'd landed on/near Rome. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 15, 09:48:06
- I, for one, welcome our new rock-based overlords (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 08:46:42
There's been about 3 injuries in that first half, totally about 6 minutes stoppages (Other Football) - pants, Feb 14, 20:52:33
- That really gets my Goat up (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Feb 14, 20:54:38
  - what's he called? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 14, 21:20:35
  - Weirdly on Saturday, Howard Webb added 4 minutes in the first half (no subs, few injuries) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 21:00:43
    - he probably dozed off (n/m) (Other Football) - matgore, Feb 14, 21:02:40
Oscar Pistorius "I am the bullet in the chamber" (Other Sports) - Charles21, Feb 14, 19:32:11
- say what you like about the man, he was well armed (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 14, 20:13:24
  - Yep - two guns and a couple of blades (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Feb 14, 22:00:51
  - christ yes. Pretoria sounds like a lovely place (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:32:22
    - secure compounds SA style: (Other Sports) - CWC, Feb 14, 21:03:55
      - So aside from the ever-present threat of death, it's quite the holiday destination? (n/m) (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 21:11:30
- The story certainly has legs (n/m) (Other Sports) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 14, 19:53:06
- I saw him at The Paralympics (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Feb 14, 19:34:40
  - Not by me he wasn't (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 20:10:12
  - terrible story (Other Sports) - Charles21, Feb 14, 19:39:36
- They've pulled that ad already. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 14, 19:33:54
  - what ad was that? (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:54:36
    - it's just a billboard surely? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Feb 14, 20:05:16
      - ah, that explains it (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:28:28
    - Nike ad,i've never seen it either ,probably only shown in certain countries i assume. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 14, 20:00:09
      - tar, I did a search for it but found nowt (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 20:03:08
Who's going to be subtle enough to set teh trap? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 17:31:55
- Thass old git intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 17:40:33
- Bacons. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 17:37:30
  - Yeah, that would work I spuz (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 17:42:16
    - Not as much spuz as is all over suggs mucky photos (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 14, 17:46:44
      - Honestly (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 18:31:35
    - Yep, that was my plan. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 17:44:34
      - How much mask a pony? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 17:45:26
        
        Yep, 2 heaped tablespoons (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 17:49:37
        
        Cool. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 17:51:08
    - My ready meal has just gone in the microwave, in case you're interested (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:43:41
      - Blast bor thass a bit early entut? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 17:47:43
        
        I'm told that one shouldn't eat a meal at that sort of time? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:51:58
      - I hope it's not too big a portion (General Chat) - pants, Feb 14, 17:45:47
      - mushroom strogan-hoof. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 17:44:59
        
        it's not all that nice. It tastes like a veggie-friendly meal (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:56:31
- ffs I tried it loads of times when the various suspects were online (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 17:33:53
  - Of course, it could be me (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 17:35:22
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 14, 17:38:41
    - no one is above suspicion (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 17:38:07
      - (seeteh) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:39:52
Bugger me, I didn't know it was Reeva Steenkamp that Pastorius killed (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:21:10
- *Gallery of Photos* (General Chat) - pants, Feb 14, 17:24:18
  - Nononono they're not all pics of fit wimmin, there's all sorts of pics, must be a couple (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:26:54
    - I'm not even going to contemplate what the other 70% might be (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 17:28:49
      - no neeeeeeeeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:31:30
        
        ^bring back mark 'n' lard in the afternoon!!! mouse news! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 17:35:37
- lol! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 17:22:31
  - It'd take a while to find and delete them, and anyway, they're still good photos (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 14, 17:27:49
  - don't tell me that victorian porn doesn't get you going (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 17:23:26
    - err.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 17:25:09
      - You can touch me artichokes.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Feb 14, 17:28:42
      - Victorian Porn is all pipes, moustaches and hairy beavers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 14, 17:28:28
        
        slight problem with victorian porn was having to remain still for the money shots (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 17:30:43
        
        Agree. Tremendous control required. Some of the stories are a bit far fetch though. (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 14, 17:33:40
        
        haha genuine lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 17:34:46
FAO Trolls. Please be more imaginative than to simply (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 16:01:55
- will try my best (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 14, 16:22:57
- Duchess, you're good at spotting old posters with a new name (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 14, 16:10:34
  - Utterly Huckerby, Keanosbarmyarmy, Buckscanary, DoubleYellowHeinz, Daryl Hutch (Other Football) - Yellalee, Feb 14, 16:56:05
    - God, I'd forgotten about Daryl Hutch. (Other Football) - bird table, Feb 14, 18:46:47
  - I could suggest about 7-8, but would only pop into my head when they're logged in (Other Football) - pants, Feb 14, 16:33:43
    - Hmmm, yes (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 14, 16:48:24
      - I'm convinced of at least 2 used on a weekend (Other Football) - pants, Feb 14, 16:55:02
    - I thought they were all you (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 14, 16:39:10
      - . . . . . . . . . . . ??? > .??? v v v (Other Football) - pants, Feb 14, 16:42:19
  - He fucked up on 19th Dec..... link to thread here... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Feb 14, 16:20:06
  - Hint bin on here for more than the odd burst lately. But reminds me a bit of (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 16:18:35
    - Reminds me of Colney Gaz (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 16:22:41
      - Could be, could be. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 16:24:22
        
        It's a curious pastime (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 14, 16:33:15
    - Or that other twot... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Feb 14, 16:21:33
      - That was Bucks too wasn't it ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 16:22:04
    - Whoever he is he loves the TWTD (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Feb 14, 16:21:03
      - the ignore works well to de-spatter the wrath of his shite (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 16:27:27
  - It's the same gangrene that used to post as "Bucks Canary". (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 16:16:02
    - Agree. Utterly = Bucks. No doubt. Same bellend, different login. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pit, Feb 14, 16:32:20
FAO Mr Bay, Ham egg and Chips > Vienetta (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 14, 14:49:44
- Too late. It's gnocchi and gay marrers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:12:59
  - I have gnever had gnocchi (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 14, 15:29:02
    - Like tasty little light dumplins made out of taters. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:34:52
      - ooh, and do that swiss stuff that is like little bits of Yorkshire Pud. That's scrummy (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 15:38:40
      - taters?? Thought they was pasta (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 15:37:17
        
        Made out of potato starch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:44:24
        
        Or flour and shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 15:45:12
        
        Brom gnew (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 15:49:28
    - It's very gnice (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 15:33:18
It's going to take me approx 10 mins to walk to the supermarket. You've got until then to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 12:34:57
- Oysters followed by Duck L'Orange (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 14, 13:35:27
- steak (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 14, 13:30:36
- Cheese on toast (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Feb 14, 13:07:14
- "Parameters: cooking for one" "Posted By: Arizona Bay, Feb 14" (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 13:04:22
  - Reasonably. Mrs B is away to visit her Grandmother for the last time (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 13:13:47
    - That's a bit of a drastic way to overcome your humiliation (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 13:23:28
    - Need a lawyer? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 13:20:14
- Bitty (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 14, 12:57:08
- PG tips (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 14, 12:56:38
- Ringatoni (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 14, 12:54:41
- Sole Veronique (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 14, 12:54:38
- Beef Lasagna (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 14, 12:51:32
- Choose from one of these: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 14, 12:45:52
  - Cooking doesn't get tougher than this. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 13:33:13
  - Idiot. Your name has been Written Down. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 13:17:21
  - Richard Clayderman on stilts would be my choice (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 14, 12:56:49
- Yer go (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 14, 12:43:58
  - Curry and Pasta? Jesus wept. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 12:45:34
  - Ooops, add curry sauce too !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 14, 12:44:37
- Gnocchi (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 12:41:35
  - Done. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 12:49:40
    - Meatless cack (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 14, 12:58:19
    - Don't overcook the gnocchi. The fresh stuff literally takes about 1 minute (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 12:54:50
- Mussels for moules marrinier (?) chop onion throw in bottle of white wine and mussels (General Chat) - trustsec, Feb 14, 12:40:55
Just upset the wife,explained that Valentines Day is for c*nts. Then she handed me a card! (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Feb 14, 12:12:20
- oh You need the old... (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 14, 12:18:31
  - I booked a table for two tonight (General Chat) - KevinBond, Feb 14, 12:19:23
    - Fred Boycott done that one on twitter early doors. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 12:36:20
    - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Feb 14, 12:31:30
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 12:21:48
Is it too late to say Ringtony cottee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 14, 12:09:28
- Yes. I did him the other day. (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 14, 12:11:06
  - I had this brilliant idea around "ringatoni". (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 14, 12:14:57
    - would you have pasta for a starter? i don't think so (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:18:49
      - Melon balls for me (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 12:22:44
        
        i've never been in a michelin starred restaurant (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:24:54
        
        The tyres are quite good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 14, 12:28:32
        
        tyreish stew (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:29:45
        
        lubberly (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 14, 13:20:58
      - Yes, or just Fruit Juice. In a glass, on a doily, on a saucer. (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 14, 12:20:11
        
        yes, mainly though only if you were a gurl or a vegertarion (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:22:07
    - I keep wanting to do Ring(an)t(h)ony Hopkins, but he's an actor. (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 14, 12:18:18
- nope (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:10:38
I called it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 11:15:18
- Yes but you're a ttal c**t yet you don't go around shooting people (although (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 11:21:03
  - Only criminals who need shooting tbf (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 11:36:46
  - but that was probably Selwyn, so it doesn't count! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Feb 14, 11:22:00
    - Mikey said someone deserved shooting in the face (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 11:26:21
      - That applies to loads of people (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 11:37:14
      - Some one who dropped litter or let their dog foul probably (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 11:27:39
    - No, I think he wanted it brought in as a punishment for minor offences. He's like (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 11:26:18
- I dont think its possible to over-emphasise the impact of being incomplete (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 14, 11:20:31
  - You're incomplete (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 14, 11:23:14
    - I was talking about physical disability. He regards himself as a athlete like, say, Farrah (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 14, 11:25:24
      - Being legless (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 14, 11:37:34
      - did you get that off "twtd?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 11:29:51
      - bellend (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 14, 11:28:29
      - What on earth are you talking about? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 11:27:15
        
        being legless (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 14, 11:37:57
- innocent till proven guilty. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 11:18:09
- Pretty epic thread that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 14, 11:17:33
What's the naffest gig you've been to? I can even beat Wham - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:47:38
- SClub7 (General Chat) - matgore, Feb 14, 13:02:12
- Ted Nugent on his "Cat Scratch Fever" tour. Hammy Odeon, 1981 I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Holy lambchop of god, Feb 14, 12:05:59
- We've been here before and I will win hands down... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 14, 12:05:38
- ahem (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Feb 14, 11:39:02
- The Singing Kettle..........twice! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Feb 14, 11:19:05
- Atomic Slappers at the play-off final was the worst live performance I've ever seen (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 14, 11:11:07
- I Believe you (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 11:09:09
  - indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 11:28:45
- Richard Marx, UEA. The things you do to get laid. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 14, 11:03:57
- Michael Ball at Blickling Hall (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 11:03:01
- ummm, time to fess up...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 11:01:08
- Took the kids to the Tweenies years ago at Wembley arena (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 14, 10:59:13
- There are some things we need to let go of, and forget (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 14, 10:50:53
It seems he didn't think she was a burglar after all! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 14, 10:41:28
- did he use a sawn-off? (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 14, 11:14:39
- Charged with murder, no bail, witnesses (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 14, 10:47:25
  - A slightly odd RT from his twitter account a couple of days ago (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 10:58:17
  - Seems UH knew it was going to happen VVV (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 14, 10:49:56
  - Looks like he hasnt got a leg to stand on (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 14, 10:49:37
    - WWIIYSC (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 14, 10:54:57
      - I meant it literally though. Well...lower halves (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 14, 11:03:28
Oh Oscar (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 14, 06:57:26
- The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 14, 11:14:03
- Thought she was a burglar? He hasn't got a leg to stand on. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 14, 07:23:18
  - Recycled from Heather Mills, but there's no statute of limitations on a decent gag (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 09:01:07
  - I lolled (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 08:51:31
  - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 14, 08:08:31
  - Apparently she was 'armlessly letting herself in (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 14, 07:58:37
    - oscar had been drinking and was legless. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 08:35:46
- Pow pa pa pa pow (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 07:13:51
Yesterday I was stood by the Valentine card section at House of Fraser in that there (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 08:57:28
- Yup (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 09:02:08
This Mourinho Documentary is a right load of ole cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 12, 23:00:46
- His last result to Granada is all anyone needs to know. Lots of their squad are in the (General Chat) - pants, Feb 12, 23:19:38
- That's strange because from the adverts it looked like The Ascent of Man (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 12, 23:05:54
  - The next pope.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 12, 23:11:32
The last few days have been the worst time of my life!!!! (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 12, 20:45:04
- Re:Will (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Feb 13, 00:14:03
- Sorry to read about your loss :/ (n/m) (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Feb 12, 22:18:05
- You could always fight her (NCFC) - Che Guevara, Feb 12, 21:37:40
- Sorry to hear that larry,keep your chin up mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 12, 21:15:59
- Very Rory to here that mate. Probate & legals should see you get you share or inheritance (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Feb 12, 21:15:19
  - I have no chance because the will leaves everything to her and (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 12, 21:22:24
    - Jesus, too trusting but what a fucking bitch. You could always contest as long as it (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Feb 12, 21:47:00
  - ^ sorry, even (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Feb 12, 21:15:59
- Sorry to hear about your loss. (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 12, 21:11:16
- That's dreadful. as if losing your dad wasn't bad enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Feb 12, 21:09:56
- Still, keep your chins up - could have been worse! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Feb 12, 21:09:12
- thats shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Mozzer, Feb 12, 21:07:01
- women are evil. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Feb 12, 21:03:14
  - Snakes with tits (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 12, 21:03:57
    - Yes, all women everywhere and for all history are like this single example (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 12, 21:09:24
      - Chill out FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 12, 21:13:23
        
        This. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Feb 12, 21:14:24
      - vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Feb 12, 21:10:00
- thats pretty shit that (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 12, 21:00:13
- bummer (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 12, 20:49:45
  - Uncalled for... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 12, 21:02:20
- Wow (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 12, 20:48:23
  - What happened was... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 12, 21:04:13
    - Unfortunately (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 12, 21:12:14
    - track her down (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 21:05:44
      - I know where she is, but then do what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 12, 21:17:01
        
        Get a lawyer. (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 12, 21:22:15
        
        They're the only fuckers that will benefit, sadly (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 12, 21:28:00
        
        The will says everything to her but my Dad trusted her to hand it out as he wanted (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 12, 21:24:45
        
        You could contest it, but it doesn't sound like he changed it under duress. (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 12, 21:31:28
        
        Yep... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 12, 21:33:28
        
        and lengthy (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 21:33:09
        
        where is she? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 12, 21:20:49
        
        North Cyprus which isn't recognised by any country apart from Turkey (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 12, 21:26:22
        
        Yep yep. That's a right bugger (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 12, 21:32:46
        
        but legally she hasn't done anything wrong (NCFC) - earlydoors, Feb 12, 21:30:04
        
        Legally she hasn't, but she deceived my Dad who trusted her to do the right thing (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 12, 21:39:20
        
        that's a shit larry (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 21:45:46
        
        Larry I don't think tombs is being totally serious... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 12, 21:20:34
        
        i am (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 21:25:13
        
        Agreed (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 12, 21:26:06
        
        Would you?.. (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 12, 21:32:30
        
        Piss off (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 12, 21:33:30
        
        Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 12, 21:34:52
        
        get back what is rightfully yours (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 21:19:09
  - Ps (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 12, 20:49:38
- what did you have for lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 20:46:40
  - this ^^^ is why i love the wrath (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Feb 12, 20:58:00
  - Probably some sort of buffet food left over from the wake (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 12, 20:49:14
    - soup and sarnies then (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 12, 20:51:07
      - This thread is well out of order (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Feb 12, 21:14:09
FAO tuds... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 12, 18:36:19
- Ta. Was looking for some sort of comedy night, but can't find anything decent on. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 12, 18:40:48
  - Used to be comedy nights at Hardy's Well in Rusholme, far end of the curry mile. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 12, 19:16:10
    - There's a Comedy Store up there now as well end of Deansgate so central. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 12, 19:18:01
      - Cheers, I'll have a look later. How's your mate that came out with us after Wigan? (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 12, 19:43:17
        
        Wee Jon is fine thanks mate. Yes, we must do an away day this season. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 12, 19:47:48
        
        Could do that, depending on ticket availability. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 12, 19:52:02
        
        I reckon there'll be some left, Man U away went on general sale. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 12, 19:56:14
  - my dogs got no nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 12, 18:49:14
    - This chicken.is rubbery (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 12, 18:53:09
      - Well pull yourself together then! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 12, 19:00:49
        
        An Englishman, a Jewish man, and a Muslim man walked into a pub. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 12, 19:17:07
      - ouch it was an iron bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 12, 18:53:56
Audi A6 2.0 TDI... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 10, 17:03:58
- C class Merc (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Feb 10, 17:47:52
  - if you like pipe and slippers, no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 17:49:19
    - My mate has a Merc we went to Peterborough in it (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 10, 17:57:46
      - Double bed on wheels! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 10, 18:05:46
        
        you`re not far from the truth (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 10, 18:12:14
        
        wheels? those are tiny litle casters! like a huge sofa! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 18:07:27
      - Yes, Peterborough's not very nice (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 18:00:18
    - That's cos I'm 52 LOLS (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Feb 10, 17:50:18
      - Yeah but no but (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Feb 10, 18:26:52
      - Dandy, the NLP, is a whipper snapper.......too young for an old mans car! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 17:52:50
- Nice wheels (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 10, 17:29:47
- My next car is going to be an Audi. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 10, 17:29:17
  - How much do you reckon you'll get for her? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 10, 17:59:45
    - Enough for one of these, if she has a wash... (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 10, 18:15:19
      - Ha ha, I used to have one of those (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 10, 18:17:11
        
        I never had a Chevvy, but I had several Vivas. I wrote them all off. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 10, 18:33:25
        
        Brings back memories (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 10, 18:20:23
  - Nice, I'd have a Q7 but then I am a (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 10, 17:34:05
  - From 86,290 (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 17:31:10
- oh wait till Ceebees hears about this (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 10, 17:16:32
  - It's not compulsory to be a C if you have an Audi (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 10, 17:57:13
  - lovely to drive, bit stiff suspension though, and shyte in snow/ice (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 17:17:59
    - Audis are fine in snow/ice: they have front wheel drive (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 17:26:41
      - i didnt say they didnt have FWD.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 17:47:33
      - Not for much longer (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 10, 17:31:28
        
        To be fair, many more knowledgeable people say it doesn't really matter if... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 17:33:40
        
        taking the thing out of automatic is the first step to driving a bmw in the snew (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 10, 17:41:25
        
        I don't have a hat (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 10, 17:44:53
        
        Then how can you expect to get ahead? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 10, 18:16:04
        
        you should be ok in the snow then (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 10, 17:46:58
- How old? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 10, 17:05:50
  - 2008ish (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 10, 17:07:31
    - Nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 10, 17:43:27
    - how many miles how much wonga? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 10, 17:09:50
      - Don't buy it (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Feb 10, 17:34:02
I really like my job, but it's not super often I can say this - I've really fucking enjoye (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 16:42:02
- I fucking hate mine lately - well the politics anyway (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 8, 20:05:22
- I genuinely like my job also, On call tonight so no beer (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 8, 17:23:37
- I've been off since 19th December. Getting a bit bored now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 8, 17:18:32
- Really like my job too (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Feb 8, 17:04:45
- No I don't want to make a fucking PPI claim (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 8, 17:02:01
- I like my job (General Chat) - pants, Feb 8, 16:44:37
  - Soz, I'll behave better on Monday (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 8, 20:00:12
  - Schoolteacher? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 8, 17:01:06
    - nah, just IT/data (General Chat) - pants, Feb 8, 17:06:54
  - We have some nobbers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 16:50:45
    - I've just got a promotion and I think I'll be the same (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Feb 8, 17:02:35
      - ^^^^ Michael Gove ^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 8, 17:12:11
        
        Chris Huhne ///////// (n/m) (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Feb 8, 17:16:28
    - I have these, they don't drown them out (General Chat) - pants, Feb 8, 16:57:21
  - Admiral use of enept and dyspraxic in the same sentence. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 8, 16:49:13
    - tis a fair cop (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 8, 16:55:38
Anyone off of on here have a bmw 318d? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 8, 11:25:38
- They're shit on ice, snow and mud - rear wheel drive innit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Feb 8, 14:08:30
  - Audi A4 2.0Tdi is a much better all rounder IMHO! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Feb 8, 14:09:17
- yep got one on a 10 plate on a company car lease. (General Chat) - K1ng5 Lynn Canary, Feb 8, 12:37:06
- Check the tyres before buying (General Chat) - Ben, Feb 8, 12:27:41
  - I got an excellent part worn one fitted for ?35 (n/m) (General Chat) - Mickdundee, Feb 8, 14:03:33
  - ^^^Very much this^^^ (General Chat) - Basingstoke_Canary, Feb 8, 13:56:39
- I had an 08 318d (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 8, 12:01:34
- My son's got a 320d - loves it right off. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 8, 11:41:37
  - how middle class. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 8, 11:53:25
    - BM 3 series is more Chav than middle class (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:01:20
      - Only the old ones (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 8, 12:01:58
        
        All I know is that for some reason BMW drivers tend to be tossers on the road. Strangely (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:04:33
        
        Not over here any longer. CIAs have taken that mantle along with (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 8, 12:06:11
        
        I think CIAs seem to be cuntier, becuase of the dazzleyness of the Audi headlights. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:08:19
        
        Mmm, maybe the M6/M56 brings out the worst in them but they are definitely (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 8, 12:10:19
        
        In my experience the M6 *does* bring out the worst in drivers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:14:57
        
        What about CIWs? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 8, 12:09:34
        
        Wagons? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:16:25
        
        Wedges (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 8, 12:23:06
        
        I've only ever seen Wedges driven impeccably by super handsome people tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:32:26
        
        Our IT geek has a wedge (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 8, 12:48:08
        
        I can't help that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:53:13
        
        "What's that lit up like a fucking lighthouse in a Disney filum over my right shoulder? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:09:30
        
        That's because Mercs are for old men (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 8, 12:05:12
        
        and young professional women (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 8, 12:08:36
- My Dad bought one of the Olympic ones, a 3 (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 8, 11:34:59
  - If there is a better engine out there than that, I don't know what it is (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 8, 11:58:52
  - You know the ones driving the athletes around. (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Feb 8, 11:35:33
- They're pretty ubiquitous, so I daresay if they were shit, it'd be pretty well known. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 11:32:38
  - ^vmt... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 8, 11:54:33
  - Who makes them then? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 8, 11:43:11
    - BMW (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 8, 11:52:05
      - So what does AB mean by this then?: (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 8, 12:04:44
        
        ? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 8, 12:06:16
  - para 3 - vmt. Specially on run-flat tyres. Avoid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Feb 8, 11:39:38
  - I have a 1 Series (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 8, 11:38:33
Rangers 3? (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 16:28:02
- Mainly cos Charles Green seems to have got caught up in the whole WATP thing and the siege (Other Football) - the101ers, Feb 7, 18:12:28
At home watching the darts final? (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Feb 7, 14:09:56
- I am confused by darts. Is darts just happening all the time now? (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 7, 14:14:08
  - or Great British Celebrity Professional Masterchef Menu Bake-off (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 14:46:57
  - Must be I spose. Maybe it's the African Cup of Darts (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Feb 7, 14:24:11
I was astonished when I saw this last night. Had no idea it was so big. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 7, 11:49:31
- Belgium and Holland are (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 7, 12:06:04
- Bit odd comparing a continent to individual countries though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:04:11
- I'm going to visit China Part 2 one day (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 11:52:26
  - I bet they only released part two to cash in on the success of the original (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Feb 7, 13:42:30
- I knew what that was going to be before I clicked on it (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 11:50:11
  - I made it one of my topics last year when teaching comparisons (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 12:02:42
    - So you did know then ;-) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 7, 12:25:18
    - West Wing! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:15:12
  - Unbelievable Geoff (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 7, 11:53:45
As today is officially the Wroth Wessi love-in... (NCFC) - Dog, Feb 7, 11:41:54
- Brill...that emphasises that as fans we know jack. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Feb 7, 13:41:13
- Scans..sees name. (NCFC) - mr chimp, Feb 7, 13:11:00
- Was that after Donny at Home? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Feb 7, 11:56:21
- Wouldn't be surprised if he left in January and wouldn't overly fussed if he did. (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 7, 11:48:37
- lol at Ben (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 11:46:46
  - "Yesterday was one of his better games and he still looked totaly out of his depth." (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 11:50:38
    - Yep, egg + face there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Feb 7, 11:57:17
- Not sure he meant for Ireland ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 11:43:38
  - He's done OK for us overall, I'd say? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Feb 7, 11:50:19
    - Ah. I hadn't noticed how old that thread was. Indeed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:05:02
  - Classic was "He tracks back less than Hucks" though. FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 11:44:20
    - Shit and I'm talking to myself again. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 11:44:33
Kamara has got to go (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 7, 10:17:33
- LOL. Yellow card and a half in the Premiership. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 11:13:03
- Outrageous (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 10:50:10
- Isn't that a bit, you know, racist? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 7, 10:39:16
  - I'm guessing Kamara is a bit too fick or ignorant to know any better (NCFC) - pants, Feb 7, 10:41:04
    - and that will be your perception of him (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 11:02:04
      - . . . .. (NCFC) - pants, Feb 7, 11:04:53
    - Do they have the death pelanty in Kansas? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 7, 10:48:20
- omg, if trolling was a football celebration, that would be it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 7, 10:37:55
- Ha, Ha (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 7, 10:32:02
- You made me see the Keane. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 10:27:31
  - Didn't he employ a bow and arrow variation instead of the pow pow pows at one period? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 7, 10:37:58
    - I think, I'm no student of The Keane, but I think he started off doing Bow And Arrow (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 10:46:24
      - Pow Pow Fingerguns (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 7, 10:50:59
  - Only one Pow (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 7, 10:32:36
  - On, Kamara, I'm prepared to cut him a good deal of leeway, on the basis of the whole Survi (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 10:30:57
Burkina Faso robbed by the ref. Disgraceful decision to rule out that goal (n/m) (Other Football) - col canary, Feb 6, 20:44:08
- Presumably outside Europol's jurisdiction (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 6, 20:47:03
  - Hmm....Burkina Faso not an African football giant and less cash than Ghana? (n/m) (Other Football) - col canary, Feb 6, 20:48:27
Chile are playing Egypt in Madrid with the ex-Merkin managing the footballing pharaohs (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 6, 20:43:36
- ex-Merkin manager/head coach (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 6, 20:44:09
  - Bob Bradley. Even the Chilean manager is Argentine (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 6, 21:22:20
I like Rooney, Walcott and Jack Wilshere all playing together. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 6, 20:08:28
- Kelly Brook, Denise van outen and Melinda Messenger for me (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 6, 20:11:43
  - Plain, rough, and horsey (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 6, 20:39:16
    - I'll give you rough and horsey but plain!!! (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 6, 21:08:12
      - link fail balls (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 6, 21:08:44
    - *plain* (Other Football) - norway, Feb 6, 20:43:11
      - Decent body, distracting conk (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 6, 20:45:41
        
        Suppose I've never been focusing that hard on the shnozz (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Feb 6, 20:47:17
  - I've just googled them and none of them are professional footballers. That is why you are (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 6, 20:37:07
    - i'm not England manager because of the restraining order (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 6, 21:09:55
  - flat on their back four (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Feb 6, 20:32:32
    - LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - Drinklebells, Feb 6, 21:03:34
  - What formation? Can't see it myself. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 6, 20:13:08
    - Messenger in 'the hole' (n/m) (Other Football) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 6, 20:14:53
    - All up front (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 6, 20:14:33
- Great to see Rooney on the scoresheet (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 6, 20:09:56
  - Is it great?? Why? (n/m) (Other Football) - admckechnie, Feb 6, 20:12:21
    - England player? (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 6, 20:22:07
    - Because he plays for England and therefore we are winning. (Other Football) - tim berry, Feb 6, 20:15:58
  - Great goal too! (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 6, 20:12:04