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quiz question (Other Football) - south, May 21, 16:15:28
- Is it too late to say Bruce 'Nob' Gobbleaar? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 21, 16:20:35
- St Johnstone (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 16:18:29
- Hull City (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 16:17:51
  - why is it...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:19:31
- st mirren (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:17:30
  - whoops - the "e"! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:17:57
(stolen from Talk Sport) Police/Cop show XI (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 15:52:22
- Papa NYPD Blueba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 16:19:19
  - Oh yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 16:27:10
- ground = CELLhurst park. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:16:08
- Rozzer Gibbons (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 16:15:10
- nigel reo-caught-with-a-gramme-of-coka (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:14:36
- malcolm agatha christie (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:12:41
- Andy Dibble (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 16:09:01
- They would do well in the Copper Del Ray (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 16:08:07
- gary cunt-with-a-SPEED-camera (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:07:30
  - Counago with that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 16:23:06
- jack rozzers (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:06:20
- filth neville (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:05:51
- neil "havnt got a cluedo" doncaster (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:05:32
  - ^^ shit, but funny shit, in that "that was awful" "why are you laughing then?" way. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 16:07:29
    - i started to flounder, but picked it up again with filth neville. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:08:15
- marc overmarples (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:04:21
- dennis bergerac (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 16:04:03
- Z Cars-ten Janker (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 16:03:22
- the bill beaumont (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 21, 16:02:34
  - The Ceri Sweeney if we're doing Rugby as well! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 16:04:23
    - i could't think of any footballers with the name bill (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 21, 16:26:34
- Dixon of Dock Green Etuhu (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 16:02:16
  - Lee Dixon of Dock Green (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 16:02:57
- Plod Van Nistelrooy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 16:01:52
- Cops with Henri Camaras (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 16:01:17
- Backpacker blownaway Diop (Brazil) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 16:00:35
- Dirty Harry Kewell (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 16:00:02
- Juliet Raul Bravo (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 15:59:58
- David Hawaii 5 O'Leary (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:59:24
- you can stick that truncheon up my arse anyday (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 21, 15:57:34
  - *can you step into this room please sir?* (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 15:58:21
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 15:58:19
- Kojacka Bouba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 15:57:33
- steve COPpell (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 21, 15:55:33
- Litbarski & Sutch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:55:28
  - Sheer quality (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 16:22:09
  - ^^^^^^^ this is genius, up there in all time XI responses for me. He's got TWO players in (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 16:05:10
  - I think i'm going to retire after that one - I can't improve on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:58:18
- Arizona Bay will tell you off (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:53:37
  - yebbut he needs this, to recover from the innuendo/hoover punnage below. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 15:54:28
    - FRIDAY! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:59:45
      - Barry Fryday or Alexander Freiday or FriMervynday? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 16:02:54
      - Bank Holiday Monday intut? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 16:01:30
- Cra ka-ka (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 15:52:36
Margaret Hoover (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:28:41
- Cor, she could have sexual intercourse with me anyday (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 15:48:50
  - with me any dayson (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:51:32
  - ^^^ Possibly worse at this game than me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:49:08
    - And that from the man who gave us Gonecaster ... hang your head in shame, yarmyx2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:51:35
      - Yer all jealous (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 16:03:24
- Dyson with death (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 15:44:23
- Dam (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:43:04
  - Who says women are no good at jokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:44:56
    - anyone that's seen a woman try to do stand up (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 15:56:01
      - I love her a little bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:57:50
        
        she's got a cracking pair of funbags on her that's for sure (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 16:00:24
        
        linkage! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 21, 16:03:31
        
        ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 16:13:49
- Does she come with a crevice tool? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 15:41:11
- i'd love to see how she sucks... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 15:40:51
- She can clean my floor any day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:39:12
  - I bet she never looses suction! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 15:48:27
  - You meant "She can suck up my dirt anytime!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:40:04
    - She can definitely live in the cupboard under my stairs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:42:56
      - kinky... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 15:52:14
      - You mean "I'd fold her over so she wasn't so upright!" (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:45:31
        
        Give me a Friday XI any day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:48:50
        
        what if we had a Friday XI this Friday (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:51:04
        
        No fair! I get Fridays off and am usually doing stuff out in the real world! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:54:15
        
        Alexander Freiday (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:52:24
        
        that sort of thing (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:53:03
        
        what about Barry Fryday (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 15:57:51
        
        Not easy to put the genii back in the bottle, cammers (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:56:11
        
        premature elevenation (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:56:56
      - unlike an oversexed swiss navy admiral (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:44:57
        
        My word! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:57:06
- I'd like her to render MY broom obsolete! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:37:40
- I'd like to get dirty with her (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 15:35:01
- I'd replace her bag......no that's wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:31:56
- Would she come with an attachment? (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, May 21, 15:30:59
- I'd remove her belt when worn....... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:30:39
- Crikey! I'd use her attachments anyday of the week! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:29:27
Never fear, Charles is here, I've found a fit Margaret (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 14:33:05
- soes margaret off the apprentice..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 15:05:06
  - I'd be her apprentice any day of the week (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 15:17:02
  - ooooh, that disapproving stare!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:09:29
    - she can "fire my arse" anytime..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 15:10:45
      - She can note down my failings and whisper them in Sir Alan's ear anyday (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:18:13
- Maggie Gyllenhaal is well nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:58:45
  - Mmmm lesbos scene in mullholland drive....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 15:11:31
- I bet she's more saggy than Maggie (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, May 21, 14:36:05
  - I'd show her a Margareat time (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 14:38:17
    - Wake up Maggie I think I've got something to say to you. (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, May 21, 14:39:54
      - Maggie! I wish I'd NEVER seen your face! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 15:19:21
- and again (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 14:35:39
  - this one? (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, May 21, 14:36:35
    - vvvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 14:37:21
  - ffs (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 14:35:59
    - Which sites do you visit Charles? (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, May 21, 14:38:29
      - www.fitmargarets.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 14:39:54
        
        If the cap fits (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, May 21, 14:41:14
Espadrill update (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 14:17:39
- forget espadrills and crocs, these are the dogs dangly bits.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 14:24:14
  - i saw a chinese tourist chappy in a pair of those the other week (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 14:43:03
    - never seen a pig on the underground. ever. (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 14:44:04
  - That's the gayest thing you could ever put on your foot. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:27:44
    - its not about fashion, its about comfort - else crocs wouldnt sell. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 14:32:47
  - if you're a bottomologist (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:25:38
- How can you afford such blatant luxuries in the current economic climate? (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 14:22:11
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, May 21, 14:53:15
- Can you get espadrills in England? I used them as slippers but only found them in Spain (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 14:21:18
  - Yes, in a shop called office. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 14:26:42
  - They were well in in the eighdies, with drainpipe snow-wash jeans, waffle cardies and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:23:28
    - Lattitood is gonna be Espadrill city this year. Mark my words. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 14:29:25
      - Nah, the yummy's will be sticking with their crocs and flowery wellies. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:31:58
        
        I wear them collarless shirts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:00:09
        
        good grief (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:02:34
        
        and adjusting the brims of their wankers hats (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 14:50:22
        
        ha yes Toms, yes! I saw 137 of those last year and 98 the year before. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:08:46
        
        and full length barbour trench coats (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 15:12:32
        
        he'll have a forty year old proper barbour (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:13:52
        
        You are correct (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:21:13
        
        thus it ever was (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 15:42:39
        
        consistently wrong though (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 15:54:44
        
        lolitude (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 14:41:36
        
        ...plus iLiketrains and 65dos have self-confirmed. I like 65dos, I do. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:34:14
        
        You'll like iliketrains then, similar drama, but with vocals (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 15:13:47
        
        iLiKETRAiNS are bloody good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:01:12
- *moules* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:20:58
  - Mules Mariniere (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 14:22:43
    - moules freets (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:23:44
Another British MP babe to put the Frogs to shame (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:09:41
- why would she need hair straighteners? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:40:33
- ... (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:14:35
  - oops (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:14:47
- I would go with her but as I jizzed on her tits I would be thinking of Beckett. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 14:14:35
  - You're not right in the head. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:16:09
    - NCFC board candidate then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 14:17:51
  - what?? not "the thatch?!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 14:15:53
    - Normally yes but Margaret has a smooth front bottom. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 14:18:33
    - has any woman named Margaret ever been good looking? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 14:17:55
      - Google says not. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:20:56
        
        ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 14:23:43
        
        'ere Sid, look at those (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:25:01
        
        This is nice. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 14:23:21
        
        lol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:24:22
        
        If you have safe search off (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:23:08
        
        lol, its MILF not MILK. As in (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 14:32:33
        
        Oh (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:34:19
        
        A pleasure. I consider it a public service. Look at it this way, If you see your son (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 14:39:09
      - Maggie Philbin circa early 80's (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 14:19:18
        
        would you want to stick it where cheggers stuck his?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 14:22:07
        
        no. good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 14:23:06
        
        correct, not one.... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 14:20:49
        
        what about... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:22:24
- I wouldn't mind carrying her motion (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:11:02
  - I've got a private member for her (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 21, 14:19:28
  - I'd pop behind a curtain with her and slip one into her ballot box anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 21, 14:14:26
    - she could bend on her knees and beg for my vote any day of the week (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 14:16:56
      - I'd certainly be looking for her recess (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:19:26
    - I wouldn't mind spoiling her paper (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:16:16
- ...even though her man off of here got them for her birthday? It's a fucking disgrace! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:10:56
  - Nice work, Poirot! Alan is outed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:14:11
umpires out inspecting stumpigol pitch (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 14:04:24
- Just as well, we were going to get spannered. (Other Sports) - CB41, May 21, 14:13:43
- On Five Like they've just said the outfield is as wet as an otter's pocket. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:08:18
  - A sad state of affairs indeed (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 14:09:19
- umpires out inspecting Anne Widdecombe's knickers (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 21, 14:06:29
  - (Other sports)? !!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:10:26
  - Gush (n/m) (Other Sports) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:09:07
  - Gosh! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 14:07:27
- Never mind. (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:05:09
Floating 'Duck House' XI. Impossible (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 13:40:35
- Paul Duckov. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 14:22:08
- chris waddle!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 14:14:09
  - HONK! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:20:51
- The Nest (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:07:56
- Neil Webbed (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 14:07:31
- Dion Duck-blin (n/m) (NCFC) - Metabolic, May 21, 14:07:09
- Troy Archibald-Orville (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:04:16
  - twit (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:08:43
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 14:05:40
- Daffy Duckerby (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 14:03:19
  - It was a ducking disgrace the way he left. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 14:05:28
    - If we'd of have of kept him, we would have of been promoted. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:06:28
- Bill y Steele (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 14:02:08
- Donaldo (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:01:16
- greg DOWNs (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 14:00:42
- On The Bill City (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 14:00:26
- The Mallard of Crossan & Bly (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:59:27
- Chris P Duck (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:58:39
- Duck and Chippy (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:58:03
- Eider Gudjohnsen (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:56:22
- Nigel Reo-Quacker (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 13:55:34
- Baccary Cygnet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 13:54:20
- Beak Roft (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:53:54
  - Beak Loft ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 13:57:20
- Huck Billed Prattypus (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:51:58
- Shaun Teale. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 13:51:26
- Bombay Parlour (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:50:22
- Marlon Peking (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:49:47
- Gressinghampton carl court (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:48:43
- Mark Canardy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 13:47:50
- Condominiumberto Beakaggio (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:47:13
- Richard Dunne-quacking. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:46:36
- Robbie Fowler's mock georgian villa (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:46:31
- Kevin Musc-ovy (or CuntBeak for short) (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 13:46:30
- jeremy gossling (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 13:46:05
- tony quail (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 13:45:27
  - Objection - non-aquatic (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:46:12
    - still needs to drink the fucking stuff to stay alive tho. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 13:53:29
- Bikey (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:44:57
- mallard donarchy (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 13:44:36
- Philip Duck House (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:43:56
- Duck off (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 13:43:52
- Adrian COOT (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 13:43:43
  - Ian Storey-Moorhen (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 13:44:23
    - Good. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:48:51
- Goose 'HONK' Hiddink (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:43:12
- Gary Duckerty (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 13:42:08
  - Duck-hut-erty (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:43:46
    - *Duckhuty* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 13:46:06
    - OG's on fire on this one. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:44:23
      - It's only by way of contrast (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:45:55
- Clayton Quackmore (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:41:42
  - Ted DRAKE (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 13:42:50
- Pape Quacka Deep-hut (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:41:24
  - Genius (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:41:58
This Rebate Debate (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 12:59:59
- Fuck me. Fatty's lost a LOT of weight since I last saw him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:55:31
- more of a gordian knot (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:29:56
- Why make the offer though? If they didn't want anyone to take it up. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 21, 13:08:59
  - They can't really charge (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 13:21:11
    - But isn't a large slice of our income pre-committed to debt repayment? (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:42:54
      - here we go again (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 14:32:36
      - "net skrilla in our wallet" one of the Gitsters is using their dad's WOTB account again. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 14:23:27
    - Will lose a lot more on corporate and sponsorship as well as match day catering etc. (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:24:44
      - why will matchdays go down more? (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 21, 13:32:26
      - Much of the sponsorship is signed up on 2-3 year contracts though, so may not (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 13:26:11
        
        True but how many will have renewed at the start of last season? Not many. (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 13:28:18
- I hate the idea of being impaled on anything. (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 13:03:18
  - Even Graham Norton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:04:27
  - even Panda's cock? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:04:20
    - dirty boy (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 13:04:51
    - Cum again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 13:04:41
Last album you listened to all the way through? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 12:39:07
- "Swoon" by Silversun Pickups (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:02:57
- The Maccabees - Wall Of Arms (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 21, 13:24:05
- Last night: Grateful Dead - In The Dark (General Chat) - Mighty Boosh, May 21, 13:19:41
- Leisure Society and Benjy Ferree's latest (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 13:12:35
- Mansun - Six (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 13:00:06
- It was the freebie from the band who played at my bar. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 21, 12:55:22
- As noted below (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 21, 12:49:15
  - ACR... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 12:54:22
    - ACR "and the Monochrome set" (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 12:56:48
      - Jacob's Ladder is by TMS... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 13:00:47
- two fiarly new ones..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 12:43:36
- I only listen to albums, virtually all on personally owned CD (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 12:41:57
  - Oh Well (part2).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 12:54:52
    - Excellent doc on him on telly the other week. Good to see him looking so well. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 12:57:20
      - Yeah I saw that too. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 21, 13:14:41
        
        *Lane* (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 13:33:22
        
        Yes, yes. Picky for picky's sake... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 21, 13:41:32
- Leisure Society (many times).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 12:40:28
  - I saw Baskery at the Leadmill few months ago. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:05:32
  - Hey you, have you heard Imaginary Village? I'm sure you have. I stumbled (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 12:43:10
    - Nope but I'll look in to it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 12:45:18
  - Camera Obscura? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 21, 12:42:05
    - Mrs likes it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 12:44:37
      - Ah, so she's the one with superior musical taste (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 21, 12:47:08
        
        She has no opinion... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 21, 12:48:29
changing times in football (NCFC) - south, May 21, 12:05:41
- Rory Delayed. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:12:49
  - Doh! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:14:40
    - You deserve to be sent to a catholic institution for that (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:16:08
      - Do you mean one that's free from provincial prejudices or should that of been a capital C? (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:24:20
  - ^^^ oh dear (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 12:13:19
- Anyone would have thought that football had changed in the last 24 years. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:09:34
  - Fans are still the same though (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 12:10:28
    - not strictly true is it. I did not lose my respect for Sutton. (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 12:13:38
    - I've lost all respect for Lee Croft (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 12:13:03
taking the train in a bit (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:55:31
- plenty on here... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 12:09:28
- Doves (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 12:07:43
- John Travolta, the BEST of. This CD is the bomb! (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 12:05:18
- Anything by Shania Twain (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 12:03:21
  - That don't impress me much (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 12:05:18
    - Cool, I like younger women (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 12:11:08
    - Rat. Drainpipe. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:09:57
      - I don't think you'd need to swallow your pride (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 12:11:33
- Do the trains and buses smell of oui? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:02:47
  - we shatem (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 12:03:06
- Waking up the neighbours - Bryan Adams (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 12:00:44
- Anything by Joy Division or Leonard Cohen should do the trick (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 21, 11:59:37
  - Now Bryan takes you down, he leads you to the 3rd tier..... (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 12:13:19
- Classics in the Key of G by Kenny G (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 11:58:52
  - Songbird? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:59:42
    - no, just some very cool choons ideal for train riding (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 12:01:45
  - smooth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 11:59:08
- Can anyone else see the screen? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:57:16
- No Jacket Required - Phil Collins (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 11:57:12
- Delia Smith "My recipe for success" (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 11:56:47
- yep..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 11:56:33
  - They're not good at anything!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 12:12:26
    - wrong! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 12:14:07
- "Swoon" by Silversun Pickups (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:56:15
  - I'm just listening to it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 21, 12:01:39
  - Pirate Bay (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 11:59:39
    - My pens protect me like a shield of steel. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:06:51
      - What IS a private tracker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 12:15:30
        
        Same technology as a public one, but you need a user account there to be able to use it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:21:38
        
        Oh I see, that was comprehensible after all (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 12:27:30
        
        Copyright infringement by uploaders surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 21, 12:29:15
        
        "virus-free copyright theft by pens for pens" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:29:01
        
        Oh, they're not *all* for copyright theft. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:31:22
        
        Ignore this, I've GIYLF'd it and realised that I haven't a chance of understanding (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 12:21:35
        
        Don't worry I have a rare talent for explaining pens to the non-pen community. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:22:35
Yorkshire (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 10:50:20
- the south pisses on the north at everything (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, May 21, 10:51:13
  - including rain (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 21, 10:52:33
- Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:51:01
  - Yep, terrible place the north, worse than the 3rd world, do not ever come up here (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 21, 10:52:28
    - AB isn't in the North though, he's in the north midlands (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, May 21, 11:13:28
      - i thought he was in sheffield? (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 11:15:42
        
        Sheffield isn't the North, but don't say that to any Sheffielders. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:24:47
        
        i driv past it a few weeks back (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 11:40:26
        
        It's fucking MILES and MILES north (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 21, 11:43:23
        
        I agree with the sentiment, but is it actually further north than Norwich? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 11:55:14
        
        Just checked it. Answer is yes (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 11:58:00
        
        Quite a bit. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:56:50
        
        indeed. 53.383 Latitude vs 52.629 for Norwich (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 11:59:38
        
        ////////////////// (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 21, 12:04:08
        
        Yes I know from bitter experience - (Other Sports) - CB41, May 21, 11:38:05
        
        commiserations (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 21, 11:40:49
        
        He is - (Other Sports) - CB41, May 21, 11:17:17
        
        do you still need a visa for visiting Stoke? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 11:22:24
        
        nope, just bring socks, massive shortage (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 21, 11:22:55
    - Developing nations now please. 3rd world is so, erm, 3rd world. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, May 21, 11:07:30
    - yes yes you want us to stay away, we know (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 11:04:12
      - It's the price you pay for warmer winters, at least in the North West. (Other Sports) - CB41, May 21, 11:16:34
      - lies, lies, wind up wind up wind up *claxons* (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, May 21, 11:13:46
    - 3rd world?? worse than the 6th world! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 10:56:05
Question Time moved to 9pm tonight (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:40:34
- Beckett looks like quality minge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 10:43:53
  - hard to disagree with that... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 11:11:13
  - well she certainly hasn't got a quality face! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 21, 10:53:39
  - cough splutter *got my attention look* what? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 10:48:00
    - Was just make a statement about how attractive our female politicians are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 21, 11:01:41
      - move to france then (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:25:01
        
        I'd like to ballot all their boxes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 11:30:41
        
        Ladyboy, six-pinter and school matron, in that order (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 11:28:53
        
        not a ladyboy (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:32:00
        
        Harsh on the middle one, she's rather cute. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:31:53
        
        minister for rights of man or something like that (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:34:32
        
        She could minister to my rights any time (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 11:45:15
        
        is it because she's (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:48:19
        
        C'est parce que her face is (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 11:51:26
        
        No way, Heellllllloooooo and Neigh, in that order. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:26:40
        
        agree (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:30:10
        
        WHAT??? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 11:36:40
        
        Don't google "Teresa May" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:40:06
        
        I thought she was rather attractive (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 11:42:25
        
        she could lick my modesty any day (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:44:26
        
        France 3 - 0 England (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:39:18
      - whatever pc pinkerton (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 11:11:09
        
        This is in the wrong place (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 11:16:57
- Not another show on expenses (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 10:43:09
  - hosting the masters tennis (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 21, 10:58:06
    - suppose so. And it was on the Apprentice the other day (General Chat) - Charles21, May 21, 11:02:24
Age-otori is a Japanese word meaning 'looking less attractive after a hair-do'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:33:46
- i've had a few of them. barbers eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, May 21, 10:36:17
- Have you subscribed to the Reader's Digest Daily Quirky Fact email service or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 10:34:41
  - nope, it's the QI twat (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:42:40
    - I don't trust Stephen Frys any more since he claimed the Earth has a second moon called Cr (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:46:27
      - i liked it when they brought it up again in a subsequent series (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:57:56
      - Agreed, that was Bunkum! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 10:51:05
  - No, he married a Japanese woman (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 10:35:21
    - who owns african gravy machine. (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, May 21, 10:36:37
      - Archbishop Desmond Oxo (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 10:46:07
Rebate money; I'd like it to be spent on a new captain canary mascot suit (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:15:05
- We need a new mascot. YCNHTMM (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 10:33:01
- which could maul the aviva lima to death. hurrah! (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, May 21, 10:32:26
  - Lemur? (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 10:47:12
    - Won Fame Academys on BBC one. Mrs AB has one of his records. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:48:27
- XXL riding Captain Canary??!! (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:21:03
  - in a non-bestial fashion. That'd be ridiculous and might offend some members of the board (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:23:20
    - it would be ridiculous. it'd be like a massive hallucination. (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, May 21, 10:33:22
    - 'a big Canary' (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:27:36
      - ... (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:29:08
        
        OIC (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:33:55
        
        Is that Prince William? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 21, 10:32:26
        
        No, it's a Hux-a-like (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:36:43
    - "legging it round carrow road" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:25:08
      - quite (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:26:42
- in a giant trolley (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 10:16:18
  - trorrey (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:17:36
    - lascist! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 21, 10:18:44
      - reave i' out! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 21, 10:19:51
        
        i chink you wutta fuck a poi? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:20:58
        
        Steady the Buffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:22:43
        
        indeed (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:24:14
this croft story in the edp today is bollox (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 09:29:38
- Had he of signed in Jan... (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, May 21, 10:12:58
- I'll be interested to see how he gets on at another club (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 21, 10:09:39
  - he run around a lot and scored a good scumigol and had a spudhead (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:12:03
    - I'll miss seeing his Mum in the ground at away games. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:13:59
- Having met him a couple of times, he is a nice honest lad. (NCFC) - lurd, May 21, 10:08:11
- pot states you need to make sure the kettle isnt black (NCFC) - bobble, May 21, 10:01:26
  - Harsh. We had the chance to tie him into a new deal and didn't (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:04:16
    - but then we'd get people saying (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 10:07:58
      - True, but they'd be idiots. Contract = Fee. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:09:47
      - and the we'd get other people saying (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:09:37
        
        oh yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 10:15:45
    - He *does* have a potatoey shaped face though (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:05:45
      - lol true. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:06:29
    - If you believe what he says there (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 10:05:43
      - Maybe, I dunno. Croft is just about the only player i can't get angry at, which is strange (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:09:22
        
        Green could have done a Marshall - we all knew he would (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 21, 10:15:26
        
        Roeder publically stated that all contract talks were put on hold until after his first se (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:13:55
        
        Yeah, but when Roeder was sacked we weren't in the bottom three (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:20:10
        
        ^^^ that's not his first *full* season, just the season when Grant got sacked (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:15:01
So who is going to reclaim their rebate? big change of heart for me I will (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 09:12:53
- I look upon the rebate as 20% discount on this season just gone (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 21, 10:04:14
- if i had a season ticket i'd probably let the club keep it (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 09:55:18
- Me too (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 09:52:55
  - what about everyone sending back the rebate but boycotting certain games (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 10:04:24
    - other than the lost pie revenue (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:20:09
    - Would never happen. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:08:29
    - cos the team need the support? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:06:41
      - Have you been recently? I think our atmosphere would be better if about 40% stayed away (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 10:12:46
        
        good point (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:17:36
    - Maybe, but they must have got the message anyway. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 10:06:19
      - Rebate is held in trust and the ST holders vote on how it is spent (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:09:01
- I'm letting them keep it (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 09:43:41
  - That is the dilemma (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 09:52:52
    - sounds pretty clear which you really think (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 09:54:17
      - Well I know we've been round this buoy many times before, but (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:04:57
      - well, it has to be slightly attractive (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 10:01:20
      - If actually (IF) there was an investor out there and our Board were playing hardball, now (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 10:01:17
      - Mandaric at Portsmuff? (not strictly 'lower league' when he bought them though) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 09:57:12
        
        Is he making money out of them? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 09:59:42
        
        sold them to that Russian geezer (Gaydamark?) for a hugely inflated price (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 21, 10:02:23
        
        Fair dos. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 10:03:00
  - Sigh, that's basically it isn't it? God knows what i'm going to do,. (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 09:50:37
  - You have a season ticket OG? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 09:44:30
    - Several (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 09:46:38
      - Really? Do you have family that use them or something? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 09:50:09
        
        No (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 09:53:31
        
        ^^^Ticket tout^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 21, 10:01:15
        
        How very dare you! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:07:01
        
        ^^^ Neil Doncaster ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 21, 09:59:44
        
        Gonecaster! (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:06:22
        
        Ahem (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 10:10:23
        
        Good work fella (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 10:19:09
- i'm having my money back (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 09:26:58
  - would you change your mind if we had one of the biggest playing budgets in Div 1 or have (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 09:36:30
    - no (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 09:43:01
      - Never eat cress; eat salad sandwiches and raspberry yoghurt. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 10:06:31
        
        what's wrong with cress in a salad sandwich? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 21, 10:21:23
- Have you heard a whisper which has provoked your change of mind? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 09:15:41
  - Yes, you don't have to be a Rocket scientist to realise that things are very tight within (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 09:22:42
    - devils advocateface (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 09:29:05
      - ^^^^ both of the above are why i'm at. (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 09:45:25
        
        Why? where did that come from? Where. Where i'm at. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 09:46:05
        
        I know where it's at (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 09:58:26
Raining again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 15:06:01
Ben - Name and shame Insideinfor (General Chat) - roland rat, May 20, 15:00:01
- d.smith@desperateforamiracle.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, May 20, 15:36:05
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:36:43
- It's SCC et unt? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 15:10:05
  - 1.01 (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:11:07
    - Is that a yes? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 15:13:23
      - Have you gone green? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 15:17:17
        
        I dunt understand them odds things. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 15:18:42
        
        I wouldn't let it worry you (General Chat) - Charles21, May 20, 15:24:30
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:26:03
        
        You need to bet on what won't happen, not what you think will happen (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 15:21:39
        
        nope that's not it (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:23:05
      - pretty much! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:14:06
        
        I thought as you admitted it much further down people would of realised. (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 15:15:41
        
        did i admit it? (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:16:55
        
        Thats how I read it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 15:18:05
        
        i think ben should solve it once and for all (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:19:42
        
        could you just list who you're not (General Chat) - camcan, May 20, 15:23:04
        
        well i'm not everyone apart from SCC 28 (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:24:05
- ^^^ Bluff (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 15:01:45
  - whats bluffing about it? i am not insideinfo (General Chat) - roland rat, May 20, 15:08:11
    - Yeah okay insider, we believe you! (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, May 20, 15:10:29
- **insideinfo ** (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, May 20, 15:01:07
Some bad news for God (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 20, 14:39:11
- God put it there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:46:54
  - Ha! Get out of that one Scientists! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 20, 14:57:42
  - Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, May 20, 14:51:36
    - For a laugh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:55:02
    - test of faith (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 14:52:35
  - Then hid it for 20 years (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, May 20, 14:47:40
    - You're catching on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:51:14
- botherers (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:40:12
  - why is this reply here? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:49:30
    - oh good its moved now (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:49:44
Lita. Do me a fackin favour. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 20, 14:19:46
- Did we get a pen for this? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 14:39:32
- apples and pears, apples and pears (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:21:55
  - Lee (NCFC) - Snakey, May 20, 14:26:09
    - Agree, not really arsed either way. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:32:57
      - exactly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 20, 14:42:45
insideinfor - whats the meaning of imminent.. (NCFC) - roland rat, May 20, 14:13:59
- tit (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:23:43
- ^^^ Smokescreen. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:15:37
looking forward to springwatch starting (General Chat) - roland rat, May 20, 14:13:08
- That programme is so fucking shit (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 14:24:08
- Shame Bill Oddie has blipped his biscuit (n/m) (General Chat) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:17:19
- I quite like Springwatch with Kate Humbles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:15:15
  - She could watch my spring anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 14:22:05
    - She could spy on my badgers any time she likes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:24:16
      - its not a game its the law (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 20, 14:26:48
    - she could spring my watch anytime she wanted (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 14:22:59
      - I'd humble her up the bumble whist examining her tits (n/m) (General Chat) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:24:30
        
        She could let my ferret run up her burrow anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 14:30:13
        
        She can let her ferret chew on my raw liver anytime she likes (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 14:30:55
        
        SHe could help my snake shed it's skin anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 14:33:54
        
        I'd let my Weasel slip up her Otter's pocket (n/m) (General Chat) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:34:53
        
        She could introduce her beaver back into my natural habitat anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 14:44:37
        
        errr.... I'd Goose her up the nestbox (n/m) (General Chat) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:59:27
        
        HONK!! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 15:09:06
  - no bill oddie this year (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, May 20, 14:17:15
    - Really? It might be worth watching then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 14:26:26
    - Good, grumpy bearded cunt. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:19:33
      - all beards are out, ask gok wan (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 20, 14:25:35
      - That was bizzare wunt ut. (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 14:20:47
    - Who's going in the tent with Kate then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, May 20, 14:19:12
      - some bloke wearing a damned t-shirt, must be a good 'un (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 20, 14:21:49
      - chris packham (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, May 20, 14:19:53
        
        Jammy bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, May 20, 14:22:36
        
        i remember him from the Really Wild Show (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 14:21:49
        
        I'd rather have Terry Nutkins (n/m) (General Chat) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:23:03
        
        He drinks in the Kings. (General Chat) - jafski, May 20, 14:33:12
Check out the comments at the bottom of this (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:09:26
- that could be the starting 11 next season with the crowds to match! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 20, 14:21:07
- Don't I know that name? Pickover? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:14:15
  - Subject of this brilliant spoof (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:23:10
    - Oh, sweet jesus, was it him that wrote that original piece on Marcus Evans? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:26:20
      - Yep. He's a plum (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:27:17
        
        The only thing better than that spoof, is that some of the Rasher's regular contributors (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:34:17
        
        ha, yeah - dumbarses (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:36:27
  - Editor Ipswich Evening Star (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:19:59
    - Oh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 14:22:40
- ok, now what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 14:13:10
- looks to me like they've got 4 men on the post (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 20, 14:12:43
*** Official SMS *** (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:53:42
- ^^^ trust abuser... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:54:37
  - Nuh-uh. Clearly marked as "General Chat". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:59:04
Dunno if anyone's seen below, but Lee and Lita to sign today !!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - Arganth, May 20, 13:23:10
- I was about to make a cup of tea when I read that, now I'm going to drink an entire Lita. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, May 20, 13:40:02
- If we sign Lita I will give up pies. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 20, 13:36:47
  - il give up sex (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:43:51
    - so you should (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 20, 13:51:50
    - i gave that up when we signed Ron Davies. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 20, 13:45:25
      - genuine lol (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 20, 14:03:52
- I've just heard we're signing Ron Jeremy and the Queen Mum (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 13:33:21
  - and Oliver Cromwell. He's a local boy, too. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:36:06
    - I know Huntingdon is capital-L Local, but is it really local? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:38:39
      - On the news this morning they said "hunting t on" (NCFC) - camcan, May 20, 13:43:24
        
        Int that a poi? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:45:24
      - Well the Scum always called Bent local (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:40:30
        
        did they really? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:45:17
        
        Most of t'Oxmore were, weren't they? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:46:20
        
        yes, 'cept me (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:48:09
      - if it is, then i can claim to support my local team... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:39:56
    - that cunt can fuck right off (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:38:34
      - Yeah, he's a very bad finisher isn't he? (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:39:50
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:44:24
        
        not funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:40:54
        
        Yeah, apologies. You ought to let it lie though Ralph, twas a long time ago. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:44:54
        
        The Normans really piss me off (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 13:48:19
        
        you could still be up on charges though, none of this crap about you just following his or (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:47:04
        
        Yebbut, how do you know I wasn't a Royalist? I am from Colchester, after all. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:48:35
        
        it's your anti-Thatcher posts what gave it away (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:50:00
        
        Ah, good spot. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:51:42
  - They could replace Matty P and Cureton (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:35:34
    - I wouldn't let Ron Jeremy sit anywhere near the Grandmother of our hearts (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 13:38:56
- I know, I've had Leroy Lita tattooed on my cock.. (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 13:25:01
- Yeah. I'm figuring out exactly where to put my Lee tatt right now (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 20, 13:24:21
- Apparently we are going to win the Champions League next season as well... (NCFC) - Klobo04, May 20, 13:23:50
All the ducks are swimming on the water (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:18:47
- Tra la la la la la (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:26:01
So who will go on the terraces next season if given the choice? Personally, (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:16:28
- defo not pants or arganth (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:42:21
  - welcome back mate (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 13:44:18
    - cheers lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:49:16
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 20, 13:45:51
- Naah, seat, deffo. The NFNs will flock to the terraces like mongs to an unlicked window. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:29:07
- terraces for hardcore (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 13:18:52
  - Yois though (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 13:26:52
  - you have a terrace in your home? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 13:24:55
It's great news that Lita has chosen us over the 10 Champ clubs after him (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 13:10:53
- I'm getting 'Lita' put on my new away shirt right bloody now (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 20, 13:12:49
  - only trouble is we will end up with Gallen. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 20, 13:24:53
    - I have a really traumatic fear that we'll re sign Andy Hughes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:25:35
      - why? u loved that cunt aswell (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:35:13
        
        I TOLD YUO HE WOLD BE-BACK.lol (: (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 20, 13:39:28
        
        *twilight zone music* (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:40:45
        
        have you got any posts of his that back up that claim? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:38:09
        
        considering my future on the board (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:38:59
        
        so your Mrs has allowed you out to play again then? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:43:00
        
        very unlikely (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:45:51
        
        Be sure to go and get her when you can't hack it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:47:39
        
        pot and kettle springing to mind! remember your little sulks pmsl still (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:50:44
        
        arrers!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 13:55:05
        
        boo hoo (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:52:21
        
        HE TOLD YUO SO.lol AND HAVE NOTHING-ELSE TO SAY TO THOS WHO CLAP DIELIA (: (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:39:28
        
        same old same old-still being a cunt i see (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:41:07
        
        How's the Mrs? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 20, 13:43:26
        
        give me your address and il send you her used nickers! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:47:03
        
        ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:50:25
        
        That's funny, I don't ever remember her wearing any. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 20, 13:48:46
        
        ^^^lot of anger^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:42:12
        
        actually im pmsl at you (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:45:04
        
        Beats pissing yourself without an excuse I guess (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:46:35
        
        exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 13:47:39
        
        Haha, here he is. Rememer Sellers, when you're talking shit, it doesn't matter if you make (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:37:31
        
        Selwyn is back, Selwyn is back, whoa-oh whoa-oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:37:09
        
        ROFL (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 13:36:22
        
        HE'S BACK (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 13:35:49
  - That's nothing. I'm getting a 'Lita May 2009' tattoo this afternoon (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 20, 13:16:45
    - i've just registered the birth of my daughter (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:20:40
    - Quality. I might do the same... (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 20, 13:20:18
      - Don't forget to add a Lita heart symbol Roeder as well (NCFC) - camcan, May 20, 13:21:25
        
        knew there was an obvious reason lita didn't come back (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 13:22:16
    - I've just scrawled it on my cock in permanent marker (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 13:19:26
    - just sent a thankyou card to delia (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 20, 13:19:03
WTFH does "stoked" mean?? (Other Sports) - CB41, May 20, 13:08:24
- To have been poked or stirred up (as a fire). (Other Sports) - jafski, May 20, 13:16:28
  - He's bound to have anyway. All Aussie Rugby Leqague players and cricketers are (Other Sports) - CB41, May 20, 13:18:30
    - That and the blond highlights. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, May 20, 13:19:07
      - Them too (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, May 20, 13:21:25
- pumped, stoned, choked, mongreled? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 13:10:58
- Chuffed, made up, well pleased, ecstatic.. (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, May 20, 13:10:53
- Chuffed in Aussieish. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:10:52
- made up (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 13:10:08
- angry (Other Sports) - Charles21, May 20, 13:09:55
If anyone has the Fleet Foxes album, here's an explaination of the cover painting (General Chat) - CB41, May 20, 12:50:53
- Big Fish Eat Little Fish (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 13:09:37
  - I likes the "Shitting on the World" one. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 20, 13:12:14
The way to get investment into the club (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 20, 12:06:27
- Amazing how easy it is to write off millions of pounds of someone else's money, isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 12:13:24
  - Warning (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 20, 12:16:07
    - Out of interest what is the price of a Norwich Share and how many are there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Muz, May 20, 12:17:44
      - they're not publicly listed so don't have a value in the same way that shares on the FTSE (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 12:25:34
        
        ralf is about right (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 20, 13:13:39
      - not sure of the number (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 20, 12:22:01
    - Warning (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 12:16:51
      - warning (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 20, 12:20:16
- Well I don't think there is any sign of that happening, It won't surprise me (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 20, 12:09:50
  - EDP have an article on how Charlton and Soton are coping (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 12:14:43
- The problem being that they want what they put in back! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 12:08:02
  - The problem is also (NCFC) - Old Git, May 20, 12:11:37
  - not how it works (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 20, 12:11:23
I am inadvertently aware that a girl wants to have a go on my 15 year old son, should I (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 20, 11:30:12
- depends how big her Dad is! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 12:54:31
- how, exactly, are you aware of this? Rather strange to see its the female that (General Chat) - megson, May 20, 11:51:42
  - grandad now that has shit me up I will speak to him as soon as I get home, he has (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 20, 12:00:50
    - Bloody hell, an invitation for a shag by text massage? (General Chat) - CB41, May 20, 12:03:07
      - Me too. Blimey. Though i doubt it was the lack of foon that affected the regularity of my (General Chat) - megson, May 20, 12:22:19
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 20, 12:04:58
- Not now Alfie batteries don't have the power (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 11:45:23
- Only two considerations, surely? a) Quality control, b) bagging up (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 11:39:56
- "Go on my son" (General Chat) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 11:38:05
- only if he doesn't know how to use a condom (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:36:46
  - well lets put it like this 2 nights ago he couldn't put a pillow (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 20, 11:42:36
    - i would hope for his sake that he wouldn't be as soft as a pillow at the time... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:45:31
- Is your son ready for a sexual relationship? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 11:34:15
- if she told you that during intercourse, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, May 20, 11:33:45
Question. Will Norwich ever get over Huckerby? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 11:05:28
- We would have got over him months ago IF.. Your mate Roeder (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 11:46:37
  - i disagree with almost all of that ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:47:54
    - Ok simple terms......... (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 11:51:17
      - ok that's fair enough (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:59:34
    - so the new heroes weren't useless? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:49:40
      - correct, Hooly, Clingers, Bell and Stef, (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:55:35
        
        hoolahan was useless for us under roeder (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:58:13
        
        Bell was injured for the entire time he was with us yet still put in MotM performances (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 12:05:42
        
        did he?? (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 12:12:29
        
        If they were so good how come we didnt improve? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 11:58:06
        
        because we had a shit team as a whole (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 12:03:26
        
        So therefore it could have been wrong to release a man with exceptional individual talent? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 12:05:14
        
        i don't think i've said otherwise have i? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 12:11:18
        
        Look, the original point was will we ever get over Hucks? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 12:14:32
        
        you are right, that is the original question (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 12:19:43
        
        but we weren't promoted as champions (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 12:22:02
        
        "but we weren't promoted as champions" not a lot gets past you does it?... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 12:28:39
        
        i'm as shrewd as they come (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 12:29:39
      - and huckerby was treated well and with respect? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 11:51:46
- No then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 11:42:34
  - We would have done if you hadn't brought it up (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 20, 11:43:36
- It's a fucking disgrace! If we would of have kept him we would have of been in the (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 20, 11:24:38
  - I think we'd have been playing Barca in Rome if we'd kept him. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 11:39:41
  - yebbut look on the Mr brightside we are only 2 leagues off that. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 20, 11:27:35
- get over what? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:16:35
  - It was an utter disgrace (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 11:18:27
  - Question: Will Norwich ever recover from Glenn Roeders poison of the club? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 11:17:29
    - Glenn Roeder was not the problem nor solution. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 20, 11:19:37
      - He was not THE problem but he was A problem. (NCFC) - nixon, May 20, 11:37:12
      - he was not the start but he furthered it!! Then again no other club in the country (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 11:32:54
        
        amen brother!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:35:40
      - correct. And we weren't in the bottom 3 when he was fired (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 11:24:18
        
        Wasn't that on goal difference? With Barnsley having two or three games in hand? (NCFC) - Old Git, May 20, 11:31:58
        
        I am dealing in the facts (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 11:43:29
        
        You are trolling (NCFC) - Old Git, May 20, 11:47:33
        
        actually, I didn't even bring it up. Another fact (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 12:04:10
        
        O RLY (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 12:05:01
        
        and accumulating less points per game is not an improvement either (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:48:41
        
        "fewer" points (NCFC) - Old Git, May 20, 11:56:15
        
        it helps a lot thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 12:00:04
        
        a fact which means fuck all (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:45:30
        
        Despite spending MILLIONS on player wages and loan fees (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 11:33:59
        
        also gunn didn't have lita to bang the goals in (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:35:11
        
        on goal difference, with Doncaster having a game in hand and them only 2 points behind (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:33:28
        
        Can you find a link to the table when Roeder was sacked? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 20, 11:38:47
        
        why yes i can (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:40:40
        
        That was clever, thank you (NCFC) - Old Git, May 20, 11:45:20
        
        Isn't his main point that replacing Roeder with Gunn for the rest of the season was the (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 11:55:23
        
        I think you'll find his main point is to troll. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 20, 11:59:31
        
        well he makes that same shit point on a weekly basis (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:46:25
        
        but we got more points per game this season after he was sacked (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:27:14
        
        How many more? 0.0000001? (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 11:32:06
        
        good lgic (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 11:46:54
        
        why would it happen anyway? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:33:48
      - he was obviously a huge problem (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:21:11
        
        and neither was Gunn, of course. But we did get our Club back... (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, May 20, 11:27:45
        
        only a small part (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:29:19
        
        I get it - keep digging, and we'll eventually find the Club at the bottom of the hole (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, May 20, 11:36:45
        
        thanks to delia, grant and roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:37:37
    - defo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:18:28
- no, so long as he's always hanging around, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 20, 11:12:23
  - perhaps he is paying us to look after him (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 11:31:24
  - Doesn't cost the club anything to treat him, does it? (NCFC) - Old Git, May 20, 11:30:58
    - Look at OG pretending he knows what World of Warcraft is. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 11:44:37
  - oh ffs (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:17:27
    - As usual, a rational and well informed reply from you. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 20, 11:21:06
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 11:23:26
      - how was it irrational? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:21:58
        
        you suggested hucks being at colney (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 11:22:59
    - That'sDoncaster apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 11:19:53
  - He must have some sort of insurance (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 11:14:34
    - Either that or the shermans ought to be paying. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 11:17:23
      - WTF have the Germans got to do with it? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 11:19:20
        
        shermans, not chermans. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 11:20:51
        
        Ah, Merkins (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 20, 11:26:37
- He's a bit like a bird you'd like to have a go on again, (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 11:09:19
- Yes (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 20, 11:07:34
Bad camcan. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 20, 08:35:18
- I would like to apologise to Patrick and his family (General Chat) - camcan, May 20, 08:41:04
  - Ditto. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 20, 09:33:23
  - Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh (General Chat) - songwriter, May 20, 09:11:20
    - I've hungered for youuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr touch (General Chat) - megson, May 20, 09:15:22
      - I would also like to apologise to Patrick (General Chat) - camcan, May 20, 09:37:01
        
        he's in Donnie Darko, and that's very good (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 09:38:44
        
        Point Break with Keanu Reaveses was very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 09:43:26
        
        I watched point break a coupla months ago, was as good as when I saws it in the cinema (General Chat) - pants, May 20, 10:36:00
        
        The wife loves that. That's all i'm saying. The wife. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 20, 10:08:58
        
        Yebut who's wife is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 20, 10:50:34
        
        forgot about that one, yes that's watchable (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 20, 09:47:07
        
        It has a very, very pretty girl in it (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 10:15:26
        
        Which one, Keanu Reeveses surfer girlfriend? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 20, 10:26:57
        
        Yukkers, glad I haven't seen any of her follow up oeuvre (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 10:47:49
How very attractive (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 17:12:17
- What the f**k must she look like 1st thing in the morning? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 19, 18:20:12
- lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 19, 17:13:27
- I bet you look worse when you're p*ssed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 19, 17:12:48
  - To be fair, even at her best, she looks fucking terrible. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 17:29:20
  - I look worse when I'm sober! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 17:14:47
    - No, you just think you look cool when you're drunk (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, May 19, 18:44:33
That Fleet Foxes album rules dunnit? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:10:15
- Seeing um later in the year. Also, get on to My Morning Jacket. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 19, 17:58:57
  - Tis who I said they reminded me of (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 18:01:01
- Still hent lugged inter that yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 17:22:31
  - Been an accident really (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:27:30
    - You want to get Swoon by Silversun Pickups. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 17:36:46
      - Oh yeah, I'll have a listen of that now on myspazz (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:37:33
        
        like it already, bass madness (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:38:53
        
        Panic Switch? That starts with bass madness. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 17:42:04
        
        wicked (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:44:11
        
        Stand by for transmission. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 17:46:18
        
        On its way (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 17:50:46
        
        ta (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:54:53
        
        this is bloody brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 18:02:52
- Currently awaiting it from Amazon (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 17:11:53
  - Mr C and I have seen them live (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 17:13:51
    - Blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 17:16:13
- rules what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 17:10:41
  - The boombutch (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:11:17
Patrick Swayze's dead apparently (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 16:33:59
- No you're getting confused with Ghost, he was acting. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:44:28
  - Roadhouse is still a great film though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 16:46:39
    - What was that shit American Civil War series he was in, in the 80s? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 19, 16:52:10
      - Not sure but I think that might well have been "North and South" which is (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 17:00:24
      - Cocktail (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 16:53:42
        
        Cock tail? Cock tail? tails used as cocks? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:58:12
        
        Yeah, do you like fishsticks? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 17:06:13
        
        No. Cocktail did have it's moments though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 19, 16:56:08
        
        No, no, no. It was Airwolf. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:54:53
    - That was based on a place out on the A17 near Sleaford. FACT. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:48:26
      - Journey to the Centre of the Earth (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 16:53:14
        
        Journey to the Arse-end of the World more like. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:53:52
        
        No, that would be Wisbechistan (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:55:23
        
        top marks (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 16:56:05
        
        That is rather good isn't it. Well done PR5, have a little sit down. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:57:51
        
        It's the local name used by folk from March. Strangely, (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:57:07
        
        we should do a fen xi one day (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 17:05:22
      - lunacy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 16:50:24
        
        Yes that's it Luncacy la Thorpe. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:53:08
    - Did he die in that as well? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:47:58
      - yeah, he got injected with aids (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 16:49:08
        
        impossible (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:50:40
- What happened to him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 19, 16:42:19
  - He had..... (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:43:10
  - You know this (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:43:00
  - His whole body fell off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:42:45
    - Christ! (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:43:53
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 19, 16:43:33
  - His head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 16:42:39
- according to who? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 19, 16:41:16
  - Florida-based radio station KissFM (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:43:53
    - i just tooned in (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:49:41
      - is that a Merkin fanny or an English one? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:51:58
        
        merkin fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:53:31
        
        Ah. Can you get fat on English ones? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:55:57
        
        only if they eat lots of burgers apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:57:30
        
        depends how many you eat (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 16:56:58
        
        Good lord!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 17:00:07
  - The twatosphere I would guess (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 19, 16:43:04
    - one tweet doesn't give you the right to comment (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 16:46:24
      - You've inspired me to do a second (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 19, 18:53:51
- If we were ever to do a Computer game XI - can I just pre-empt by saying (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 16:37:57
  - As well as never having seen Star WArs (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 16:40:14
    - not even solitaire? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:41:52
    - Do you actually exist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 16:41:23
      - Do any of us? (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:42:28
        
        I am that being! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 16:45:10
        
        Quite true (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 16:43:24
        
        Unfortunately I am about to give it to a solicitor and a house agent. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:50:05
        
        money doesn't exist (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:44:34
        
        I'm willing to take that chance (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 16:46:20
        
        Moneyist (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:52:18
        
        Beliefist (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 16:58:15
- I've never seen lots of filums. In fact I've never seen more than I have seen (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:35:30
- nothing like star wars (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:34:51
  - unlike Battlestar galactica. Which is a film like star wars that camcan's never seen,I'll (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 19, 16:36:32
    - correct (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 16:37:48
    - yes, i bet she hasn't seen battlestar galllactica which is a bit like star wars (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:37:28
      - Me too, or neither (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 16:38:32
        
        saw the first one (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 16:40:00
ATTN: Meteorologisters. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:21:11
- ATTN: dirty northern bastards (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 16:26:17
  - It's true, it's true everyone, nobody under any circumstances come up north (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 16:39:27
    - Saying that though, it is fucking screaming it down with rain atm. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:43:23
      - it's sunny but with a bit of a breeze in That London (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 19, 16:44:25
- Apparently so: (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 19, 16:24:16
  - reading that again, we appear to be being told to paint our houses white? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 19, 16:26:15
- stop living up north... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:23:34
Pan roast slamon, cream pepper and caper sauce, sparrowgrass (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 13:55:16
- Hom fleas. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:58:36
- I made some fucking lovely cheese, chive and sparrygus souffles on Saturday. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 13:57:09
  - depends on the cheese (General Chat) - camcan, May 19, 14:16:52
    - It was a mature Double Gloucester (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 14:28:16
  - Welcome to the dark side (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 14:15:12
  - Sparrowgrass makes my pee smell (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 14:00:15
  - Hom fleas. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:57:57
Miranda Nagalingam (General Chat) - Paul_Drake_PigFarmer, May 19, 12:59:22
- She's a BOBFOC, really though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 13:49:58
  - Oooooh. Listen to Brad Pitt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:51:49
    - But because women aren't as superficial as men, our looks don't matter (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 13:57:13
      - Or because they are even more shallow than men they'll shag any old gipper with cash. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:59:42
        
        Well done for spotting the irony (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 14:14:22
  - Agreed - seems such a shame to waste below the neck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:51:38
    - Good point, that's what pillows are for (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 13:57:31
- Her mate looks like she's fallen face first into a bonfire... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:40:32
  - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:43:53
- How did you stumble across those!!?? (n/m) (General Chat) - SussexCanary, May 19, 13:38:57
  - They're off of her myarseyourfacebook. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 13:40:58
    - Don't you have to be a 'friend' to get access though? (n/m) (General Chat) - SussexCanary, May 19, 13:46:39
      - Guess so, but that doesn't change the fact that they are off of her myarseyourfacebook. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 13:55:12
      - Not after a couple of drinks. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:47:28
        
        Agreed - just be understanding and fake a "connection" (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:52:25
  - For "stumble across" read, "whittle it down to". (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:40:50
- Did she do you wrong? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 19, 13:28:29
- have you got any of her in a lesbian clinch with the blonde? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 19, 13:17:26
- She could Press my Release any day she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:02:50
  - She could place an embargo on my statement anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:09:44
    - She could suck my dick any day of the week (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:16:03
      - A little obvious but good. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:18:58
        
        she could review my broad cast any day of the month (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:22:59
        
        Good, good, keep going. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:24:10
        
        great. um.......she could have sex with me if she wanted? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:29:08
        
        Not bad. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:33:09
        
        i'm getting the hang of this I feel (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:33:43
        
        she looks made out for a career in JournalISM (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:34:51
        
        Very good, advanced even. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:38:11
        
        She could whet my appetite for shoddy footie journalism any time (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:32:07
        
        Yes, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:33:41
        
        She could stick her microphone too far away from my face and hear me mumble any.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:37:09
        
        With a bit of work could be genius. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:38:37
        
        She cold hold my microphone too near her face while I spouted off. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:39:24
        
        I know, but I was just echoing a post further down about her interviewing technique (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:43:39
        
        I know but you can use a bit of artistic licence. Come on man, think! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:46:54
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:41:42
        
        She could sit on my face while I "played the trumpet" anyday (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:44:57
        
        Better, more related to her work though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:48:50
        
        She could abuse my access priveleges anyday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:55:36
        
        Good, very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:57:14
        
        oh good Lord. (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:45:36
        
        toot toot toot-toot-toot! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:49:28
      - She could tow my corporate line any day of the week! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:17:40
        
        Phew, was getting lonely. She could use my dictophone any time she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:18:42
        
        She could approve my puff-piece anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:21:09
        
        She could stream my information across a variety of different media. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:34:27
    - She could pre-approve my column anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 13:15:05
- Who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:01:43
- ^^^ stalker (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:00:56
  - Not sure who she is, but I'd Nagalingam! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:02:35
    - she used to be on canarieswank (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:03:59
      - Ahhhhh I seeeeee. Nice tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:05:10
        
        Surprised you missed them when she was here (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:08:36
        
        She was on WOTB?!?!?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:19:24
        
        nah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:20:41
        
        sexist (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 19, 13:07:15
        
        Not at all - But I admit to being a (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:10:00
        
        Mammophile (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, May 19, 13:10:19
can everyone PLEASE desist from TROLLING today? thanks (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 12:39:40
- Of course the troll cunt can't desist from trolling, you great hoon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 13:23:58
- Apparently I'm the only one doing it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 12:44:44
  - only one? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 13:00:53
    - Here ralf, here's a a reply (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:03:42
      - if you don't like me commenting on what you post here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 13:10:10
        
        Glad to see I'm exclusive to this service (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:13:23
        
        here's the thing though pants - you're not (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 13:18:10
        
        hehe was gonna mention that (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 19, 13:19:09
        
        hating would be a bit strong... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 13:28:47
        
        Cool, well at least I know what you think, and why you're doing it (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:34:16
        
        *Internetsmileyface* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 13:37:11
        
        Anyway (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:47:00
        
        if your opinion takes no notice of your actual facts (lowercase not uppercase) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 13:55:48
        
        and on and on and on. The more you reply to me when you know I'm not going to reply back (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 14:03:52
        
        nope, that's just more incoherent rambling in that post (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 14:26:59
        
        Oh wow wee, the whole "can you translate that for me" or "I'm sorry, did you just say (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 14:41:52
        
        yeah based on him not now getting in the team (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 19, 13:31:26
  - stop it then (General Chat) - Tombs, May 19, 12:50:30
    - I won't golly back on jam jars, and new badges made (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 12:57:25
Thank God I don't like the filthy Merkin crap (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 11:02:35
- "... lung paralysis after drinking 4-10 litres of cola a day." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 11:08:38
  - Yeah, where he sits as he is too fat to get off his reinforced bed. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 11:10:55
Crisps in the fridge? yes or no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 10:38:33
- idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, May 19, 11:26:08
  - weirdo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 11:27:18
- has the bag already been opened or not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 10:50:12
- No. Wunt they go soggy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 10:46:15
- Certainly not (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:43:42
  - There's about 6 bags in the fridge at work (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 10:51:56
- are you on crack? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 19, 10:42:51
  - Long time since pants saw any crack (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:45:49
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 19, 10:42:30
- Unnecessary I'd of said. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 10:42:18
- not really a cool dry place (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 19, 10:40:17
Sign her up, sign her up, sign her up (NCFC) - Old Git, May 19, 10:32:04
- if she was a little bit older, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 19, 10:39:32
- * Elects not to crack obvious joke about command of her box * (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 10:34:48
  - I had already made that election (NCFC) - Old Git, May 19, 10:40:25
    - sic! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 19, 10:41:41
FAO: Ralf Scrammers - I see that some Brooker fans have commented on that racists blog. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 09:20:22
- crikey! just reading the racist's update - he's gone full tilt intee? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 10:18:25
  - THat really proves the old "If you give them enough rope" line doesn't it. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 10:27:18
  - What exactly is intellectually revolutionary about shitting your pants over what a Guardia (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 10:23:31
    - And what the fuck is wrong with mung beans? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:39:11
  - "... slaves once enjoyed getting a good whipping of off their masser." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 10:21:59
    - "We are playing 'Pass the ethical parcel in a non-confrontational way'" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 10:23:53
      - there is a direct relationship between the amount of techno shite you use and how much of (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:26:19
        
        Oi! I dunt use my myarseyourfacebook, I dunt Twitter, MySPace, Bebo, any of that ole shite (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 10:31:21
  - YOUR A FUCKING KNOBHEAD (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:21:14
  - Indeed... (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 10:21:12
- My two favs are this one "Damn dude, you are one ignorant blinkered mofo" and this (General Chat) - megson, May 19, 09:38:20
  - GET BACK IN YOUR BISCUIT BOX, GINGER (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 09:55:14
    - FUCK ME IT'S LIKE A BADLY WIRED PLUG DOWN THERE! (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 10:00:13
      - I've run that through Babelfish and I still don't understand it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:02:26
        
        I forget, you'd get a man in to do menial DIY chores. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 10:05:16
        
        With my level of ability to do things myself (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:07:48
        
        Uh-order, uh-order. (n/m) (General Chat) - Michael Martin, May 19, 10:14:27
        
        Chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 19, 10:20:01
        
        lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 19, 10:15:09
        
        Lovely old second home in Scotland. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 10:11:02
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 19, 10:10:38
    - Chuckle. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 19, 09:59:29
  - Is your hair "as red as the fires of hell" or just "strawberry blond"? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 09:43:46
    - My mum used to always say that, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 19, 10:16:39
    - lol, its, er, i suppose a brown ish sort of strawberry blond? (General Chat) - megson, May 19, 09:47:54
      - Proper red heads with china white skin look other worldly to me. I have to look twice. (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 09:51:25
        
        Daywalkers! trying to find the ginger kids speech on youtube (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 19, 10:26:25
Just receive a reply e-mail from Bryan Gunn... (NCFC) - XXL16, May 19, 08:04:12
- no offence meant (NCFC) - revsimon, May 19, 10:06:38
  - perhaps he's asked David if he knows of any half-decent players in Hong Kong? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 10:19:48
- Was the email to him, kinda like this....? (NCFC) - songwriter, May 19, 09:23:32
- ^^ Still bitter about when Roeder told him to f off. ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 19, 09:01:18
- did you include a picture of Captain Canary eating in a (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 19, 08:56:37
  - .... (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 19, 09:01:37
    - I like this one where CC is helping Dave with his weekly shop in Mollisons... (NCFC) - jafski, May 19, 09:05:21
      - CC is whispering "Step away from the fruit and veg, get to the buffet." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 09:15:56
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 19, 09:16:39
      - note that there is nobody in the near vicinity, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 19, 09:12:22
        
        Yes, he's off his trolley. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 19, 09:17:14
        
        He's slowly turning into the chinese puppet bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 19, 09:18:37
        
        Itee tho. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 19, 09:21:09
I just saw Helen McHairymott in the City. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 18, 17:00:04
- Who's that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:07:08
  - Used to do About Anglia and that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 18, 17:08:34
    - Didn't she used to do Kevin Pipers slot (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 18, 22:31:13
    - right. Googling wasn't yielding many helpful results (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:09:44
      - Hair gew (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 17:12:51
        
        yes. this was the quiff to which I referred earlier. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:17:18
        
        McDermott next to the Puppet Bastard (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 17:14:26
        
        What a motley crew! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 18, 17:17:07
        
        Angie Goldsmith (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 18, 17:18:39
        
        Never heard of her.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 18, 17:21:57
Any player court cheating this blatently should be banned for 20 matches, rid the game (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:31:19
- Should have kicked him in the head after the card was shown (Other Football) - Ben, May 18, 16:51:45
  - i'm pretty sure you can, in fact i think some player in the Jock leagues got sent off 3 ti (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 18, 17:05:32
    - Dean Windasses wasn't it?s (Other Football) - Small, May 18, 17:35:46
- yes, pony tails are a disgrace (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 18, 15:35:38
- The lad in red should be awarded a free head-butt to take any time he likes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 15:34:25
- caught........ (n/m) (Other Football) - Wissydean, May 18, 15:33:53
  - Carl (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:36:13