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What Watford do can't be right and fair ( to other championship teams) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 25, 15:21:59
- Meh (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 25, 16:38:37
- So Undinese sell a LB to Spurs and get him back on loan (NCFC) - Since1902, Aug 25, 16:03:32
- Nothing wrong with it (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 25, 15:33:05
  - Like a teenage Maddison who wasn’t ready (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 25, 15:46:02
  - What’s the betting that if Watford go up they’ll (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 25, 15:34:48
First winner in the sack race (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 25, 13:18:16
- Rich owners..... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 25, 17:39:24
- I've always been a winner in the sack 😘 (n/m) (Other Football) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 25, 13:53:38
  - Sex Tip: (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 25, 17:29:19
  - First to finish every time! (Other Football) - Dracula, Aug 25, 14:34:03
  - ^^Sid James in Carry on Nurse^^ yak yak yak yak (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Aug 25, 14:30:00
  - is that what Anna Chapman told you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Aug 25, 14:05:38
  - Even with a dodgy hip? (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 25, 14:01:23
  - Your new bionic hip is going to be amazing (Other Football) - Old Git, Aug 25, 14:00:25
- With Sean Dyche favourite to replace him. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Aug 25, 13:23:53
  - Dychey on a wet and cold tuesday evening in Stoke (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 25, 13:26:36
    - The snuggest fit (Other Football) - norwaay, Aug 25, 13:31:06
Will be good to hear from Delia and Attanasio what the longer term vision is … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 24, 15:24:46
- top twenty five club with carbon neutral organic sausage rolls (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 15:40:59
  - I’m hoping we will have some balls and go for too 24 (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 24, 21:27:19
- To stay more than one season in the prem would be a start (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 24, 15:35:32
  - To get back to prem would do me (n/m) (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, Aug 24, 16:16:01
Angel di Maria’s wife on Manchester (Other Football) - Old Git, Aug 24, 13:52:07
- Madrid bit warm in the summer but still much better than Manchester! (n/m) (Other Football) - LeftSide, Aug 24, 18:05:21
- this is where she comes from... (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 24, 15:18:49
  - Tbf both Messi and Bielsa also come from there + Che Guevara ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Saucerer, Aug 24, 19:37:25
  - I remember the kid we signed from there. Robert, I think? (n/m) (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Aug 24, 16:27:56
- Great city. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Aug 24, 15:15:59
- It twisted her melon man (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 24, 14:54:53
- I remember a curry house on the Oxford Rd not far South of the Centre... (Other Football) - Saucerer, Aug 24, 14:42:34
- Still mad over the Falklands (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 24, 14:39:34
  - WTF does she see in him….. (n/m) (Other Football) - helvegtheowl, Aug 24, 16:17:39
  - or maybe English food, women and weather are not very good (Other Football) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Aug 24, 14:46:09
    - So.... (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 24, 16:31:01
    - Tbf, Manc women are fucking frightening. Cant hold a candle (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 24, 15:58:36
    - So don't eat English food. You can get food from every corner (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 24, 15:56:16
    - Old stories made a new (Other Football) - Molmans Custard, Aug 24, 15:53:28
    - Uh oh, you sound a bit bitter towards English women..... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 24, 14:52:17
      - not remotely. Foreign food, weather and women are generally better (Other Football) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Aug 24, 20:24:40
- Sounds like a right feckin princess. Good riddance. She obviously (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 24, 14:31:27
  - She's right about the weather mind. (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 24, 14:33:59
- My heart bleeds for them (n/m) (Other Football) - 51eve, Aug 24, 14:06:38
you never think something like this could happen in norfolk but it just goes to show it (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 14:38:54
- I love the Tom and Jerry scenario this conjures up (General Chat) - McGill, Aug 23, 18:25:49
- FFS that’s disgusting (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 18:08:13
- Good job it wasn't coleslaw coloured (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 23, 15:49:53
- Dear god, will someone think of the children! (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 23, 14:59:46
- makes no sense..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 14:54:50
  - To be fair, it does make some sense (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 14:58:59
    - This stuff is mass produced....... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:04:41
      - Sorry If im breaking the forth wall...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:08:36
        
        The evidence says you're wrong (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Aug 23, 15:51:26
        
        But when he said "other products"" (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:14:12
        
        FWIW, trust me, I know this stuff. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:23:29
        
        Thanks for clearing up any misconceptions (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:41:26
        
        For good reason.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:26:08
        
        Agreed, def happens (General Chat) - Jester, Aug 23, 15:56:53
        
        surpised he got pasta female security guard (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 16:02:48
        
        -1? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 15:29:49
      - i've been onto the manufacturers "meadow fresh" based in ireland (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:08:06
        
        Honestly, if you think that's going to satisfy his righteous fury, think on (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:18:41
        
        it's knocked ukraine right out of the news arena (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:25:40
    - or cheese bread, or cheesy mashed spud, or squeazy cheesy peas (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:04:34
      - ... (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 23, 18:59:40
      - I love Cheese but I have to admit I'm a bit over it at the moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 15:05:40
        
        i got some cave aged cheddar from cheddar gorge a couple of weeks ago (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:10:24
        
        Did you find in it a perfectly preserved Mesolithic man, by any chance? (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 15:21:17
        
        nope it was in a shop over the road but the "guarantee" stated it has spent between 6 (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 15:36:30
- I think it's very touching - Mr Coe has found his life's work (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 23, 14:52:58
- I find it hard to believe (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 23, 14:48:14
  - Ken Dodds Dads Dog's shit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Aug 23, 15:10:22
- He was having that for his dinner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Aug 23, 14:41:39
  - yep, cheese coleslaw (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 23, 14:50:41
Darren Eadie doing another of his house thingies. What a strange garden... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 12:15:35
- Prosecco park, borough of bubbles ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 23, 16:35:18
- No mention of any stairs leading up to the bedrooms. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 23, 12:26:10
  - :O) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 12:34:17
- "I'm just going on a hike to the garden love - be back this evening" (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 23, 12:19:33
  - Seems a bit disjointed... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 13:47:47
    - The door to nowhere is a bit horror film genre... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 23, 13:52:44
  - And if you both go, have to lock up the house every time. Church view is nice though (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 12:21:31
Flight Claims (General Chat) - Jester, Aug 22, 16:17:02
- We claimed in June with Tui (General Chat) - BungysPie, Aug 22, 19:00:15
  - Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jester, Aug 22, 21:08:38
- Yep Ive used resolver via the Martin Lewis site (General Chat) - ihateipswich, Aug 22, 18:06:04
  - Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jester, Aug 22, 21:09:01
- I claimed once for a delayed flight (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 22, 16:21:43
  - Thanks. Yeah, I'm clear what I am entitled to (General Chat) - Jester, Aug 22, 17:27:40
Have got the letter - load of gobbledegook so need a lawyer or accountant to verify but... (NCFC) - Ruttles, Aug 22, 13:55:35
- FUCKING BANG! ALARM NOISE! MASSIVE ALARM NOISES! TWAT! FIREWORK EDXPLOSION! (NCFC) - tehwatch, Aug 22, 15:46:15
  - Yeah! (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 22, 17:03:59
- My reading is…. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 22, 15:15:26
  - would be staggered if there wasn't a plan for him to acquire their shares (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 22, 15:57:50
    - I would expect there is a heads of agreement type of thing about what happens in the futur (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 22, 17:05:59
    - That's my non-expert eye on it as well (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 22, 16:46:54
- If your scenarios are correct, then SexyB once again got that right (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 22, 14:46:52
- Does any of it involve Henry Winkler and a dodgy jukebox at half time (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 22, 14:14:55
- those untraceables; bad news for the 2001 squad! (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 22, 14:10:05
- I’m sure there will be plenty of information out of the club in due course (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 22, 14:02:37
  - Would surely be helpful sooner rather than later before the meeting though ? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 22, 15:08:50
    - Why? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 22, 15:19:02
      - #2 is the sort of thinking that led us to BK8. (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 22, 15:50:10
      - Yea guess so planning to attend in any event (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 22, 15:27:58
Press news in... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 22, 09:32:59
- i wish he'd cut to the chase (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 22, 09:43:11
  - No mention of Coffee and Cake (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 22, 11:48:57
    - or vacuum cleaners (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 22, 12:01:41
  - He does go on a bit dunt ee. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 22, 09:45:14
- Cheers ears (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 22, 09:40:36
  - Yep, he looks far happier in himself and appears to be enjoying his footy again. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 22, 09:43:18
Canaries TV abroad (NCFC) - Bob Mould, Aug 20, 18:58:41
- I managed to watch the Hull game using a VPN browser plug in in the UK (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 21, 08:28:51
- Thank you canaries TV for taking my 150 quid and..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 20:02:27
  - I mean... that says more about you than it does CanariesTV (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 20:08:43
    - Unlike you, I dont actually work. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 22:12:43
      - People who speak like that (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 22:22:15
        
        Oh dear......this might be your fantasy.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 22:27:35
    - Pretty broad assertion there buddy (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 20, 20:11:25
      - LOL which part of his 14 years were too broad? (n/m) (NCFC) - BearCan94, Aug 20, 20:36:55
        
        300 million people living here (n/m) (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 20, 20:48:16
        
        Umm and which part was too broad? (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 22:01:45
        
        You even know what ATL is? (n/m) (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 20, 22:42:52
        
        This would be like saying you hated Europe because you lived in one country. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 22:15:02
        
        See your above post and think about how most people will react to it (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 22:24:07
        
        You are right..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 22:30:41
        
        You know the american race is just expatriates right? (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 22:39:54
        
        Old son..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 22:42:48
        
        Didnt answer the question (n/m) (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 22:55:51
        
        Which one? (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 22:57:42
        
        There’s no point engaging (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 20, 22:46:02
      - I'm not the one who moved to the ATL on the assumed explosion of liberality... (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 20:16:48
        
        Where is Patterson moving to? (n/m) (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 20, 21:03:08
        
        Top class baseball team and stadium though (n/m) (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Aug 20, 20:47:41
        
        Cobb County Braves (n/m) (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 20, 21:04:11
        
        Oh man, PATTERSON is moving? (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 20, 20:47:23
- Highly likely you'll need a VPN (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 20, 19:07:20
One of the leading Millwall hooligans is a woman (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Aug 20, 14:12:30
- Behaving like that, I assume she's actually male (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 20, 21:31:34
- Did she bite that copper? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 20, 16:20:02
- She should at home behind her Stone Kitchen Island (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 20, 14:45:39
- Equal opportunities (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 20, 14:45:16
- Lambchop is a woman, write this down 🎶 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 20, 14:34:05
- Are you denying women the right to be hooligans, Larry? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 20, 14:31:16
- it's her game too (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 20, 14:20:11
- "A home for everyone" (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 20, 14:13:56
If someone told you 12 months ago we'd get relegated (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 20, 10:22:53
- Pukki is always a starter if not injured/fully fit (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 20, 10:31:15
  - I can’t see Pukki scoring that second goal, (NCFC) - Unoriginalusername, Aug 20, 13:07:21
    - VMT. No way we win 2-0 with Pukki last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 20, 16:38:55
  - True (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 20, 10:51:44
- Nah, it would just have meant we would have decent replacements (n/m) (NCFC) - Since1902, Aug 20, 10:29:04
Even my my own lamentable standards, 3 players I was VERY wrong about (NCFC) - Pompatus of Creosote, Aug 19, 22:51:29
- Tbf Afobe had a real knock back personally (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 19, 23:01:07
  - When we were linked with him he was at his peak (NCFC) - roedtonowhere, Aug 19, 23:16:15
Include (NCFC) - Eric Morecambe, Aug 19, 17:40:59
- No it suggests it id cluded in other matters of a meeting (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 19, 17:56:05
Omg,NSFW... (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 19, 14:19:01
- Did it hurt Proth? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 19:26:07
- And I thought I was extreme getting a W on each buttock (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 19, 14:37:04
- It only takes a Norwich goal for me to leave a deposit.. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 14:23:24
Roll up, roll up, score predictions please. I'm gorn, 3-1 win this eve. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 08:31:12
- 4-3 to us (NCFC) - atlcanary, Aug 19, 18:56:52
- 5-0, Sargent hat trick (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 19, 13:42:46
- 3-2 we’re on the march with Sarge’s army (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 19, 12:23:26
- 0-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 19, 11:44:01
- 3-1 (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 19, 10:58:06
- We won’t get beat (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 19, 10:29:33
- 1-1. A bit of a smash and grab by Millwall, aided by the usual brain farts. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 19, 10:24:51
- 3-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 19, 09:38:13
- 6-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 19, 09:29:07
- 2-2 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 19, 09:08:39
- 2-0 Josh to score again (bold prediction I know) (n/m) (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 19, 09:08:08
- 0-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 19, 09:03:36
- 2-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 19, 08:54:42
- 3-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 19, 08:49:12
- We will shit them (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 08:35:20
- 5-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 19, 08:35:13
- 3-0 (Ronald (38), Nunez(45+1), Sara (90+2) (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 19, 08:33:58
  - I like that Mr M, I like that a lot. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 08:35:35
    - :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 19, 09:16:02
Press news in... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 18, 09:26:34
- Can teemu go up a size on 1 boot (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 18, 10:30:48
- The way he’s talking about the Pukki situation is weird. I don’t like it (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 18, 10:09:41
  - Well firstly, yes I think that's a leap, and secondly Teemu is an experienced professional (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 18, 11:20:46
  - If Teemu isn’t fit, he shouldn’t play. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 18, 10:48:33
  - Sounds to me as though... (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 18, 10:19:19
  - It crossed my mind as well to be honest (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 18, 10:18:21
- Thanks Dubs! 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 18, 09:59:45
  - ⚽⚽ I love a friday match under the floodlights. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 18, 10:04:42
    - 100%! Ghouls under the lights are the best. (He said optimistically!) (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 18, 11:11:19
      - We can but hope! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 18, 12:04:40
- Interesting bits in that for a change (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 18, 09:52:34
  - 3. We have 4 senior strikers already (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 18, 12:29:20
  - Point 4 (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Aug 18, 10:23:13
  - re: 3, We have 4 strikers. What we need is a CDM. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 18, 10:03:07
    - We’ve got two. Well two halves. Hayden when and if he is fit and hopefully Gibbs (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 18, 10:18:23
      - Not sure Gibbs has shown he's actually a CDM after Tuesday (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 18, 10:59:17
  - Yep, best one yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 09:56:59
  - Relatively protracted presser for Smith. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 18, 09:53:50
    - Maybe he has been reading the Wrath (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 18, 09:54:54
- Now, 'm no expert, but has anyone thought of buying Pukki a bigger boot? (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 18, 09:45:19
  - I don't know why they don't all wear bigger shoes, just like goalies where massive gloves (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 18, 10:00:01
    - *wear (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 18, 10:00:24
  - Could borrow one of our Garry's gout boots? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 18, 09:53:15
  - Bloated (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 09:51:09
    - Hungry for topics can have that effect (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 18, 10:49:55
      - Greedy (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 18, 11:11:06
    - Did Shakey look a bit embarrassed when he said that? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 18, 10:04:39
    - We've been gorging on players (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 18, 10:03:29
    - Yes they should eat more salads as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 18, 09:52:51
  - I'd get him some clown shoes (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 18, 09:50:32
    - Harder to stay onside (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Aug 18, 10:05:12
    - And trick the centre back, "would you like to smell the flower on my lapel?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 18, 09:58:45
- Cheers Dubbers. I hope Sarg keeps his place. Deserves another go up top. (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 18, 09:45:14
  - And some extra height against Millwall set pieces (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 18, 10:03:28
    - defo !!! (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 18, 11:08:30
Biggest positive tonight was Gibbs (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 16, 22:15:40
- Reminds me a bit of Skippy, similar stature and confidence on the ball (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 16, 22:44:29
- Agreed. He will be a star. Ty Ip5w1ch. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 22:16:45
Roll up, roll up, score predictions please. I'm gorn for a stunning 2-0 win. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 08:57:01
- a rip roaring come from behind 1-1. We can't buy a win right no (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 16, 18:37:06
- 3-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Farkeball, Aug 16, 12:36:59
- 2-0 (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 16, 12:26:09
- 5-0 (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 16, 12:19:49
- 1-2 smith gone (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 16, 12:06:47
- 1-1 (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 16, 10:11:38
  - Yeah, this. And there will be rumblings in the interior at the end from restless natives. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 16, 10:41:04
    - Rumblings if we lose to HT. Toxic if we lose to Millwal (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 16, 10:50:53
  - Billy the Fish will assist Johnny X, who nobody will see ghosting in at the far post (NCFC) - APB, Aug 16, 10:37:40
    - Another win for Syd Preston (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 16, 10:56:03
- 2-1 win (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 16, 10:05:07
- 5-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 16, 09:54:17
- Q: Does Rhodes start for Hudders or come on as subbo ? (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 16, 09:50:06
  - You have the internet at your fingertips. (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 16, 10:00:11
- We will shit them (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 09:19:10
- We'll win tonight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 16, 09:14:33
  - We'll Have 98% Possession, 64 Sjhots On Goal To Their One... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 16, 09:37:13
- Win on XG but lose 0.2 (n/m) (NCFC) - ihateipswich, Aug 16, 09:08:11
  - Rhodes and a Kenny og? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 16, 09:11:58
- 1-1: Rhodes 76, Nunez 83 - Pukki missed pen 88. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 16, 09:07:36
  - That IS A Norwich type of result tbf.😯 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 16, 10:15:40
  - That’s a thin soup if ever I saw one (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 16, 09:20:23
  - Fucking hell (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 16, 09:08:12
- 2-0 (Hanley, Hugill) (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 16, 09:02:27
- 5-0, Sargent hat trick (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 16, 09:00:23
  - Positive affirmations of the day to you Dr Pangloss. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 09:04:53
  - Perfect hat trick? (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 16, 09:04:02
    - But the chip and the overhead with different feet (NCFC) - APB, Aug 16, 09:19:42
      - YES. (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 16, 09:58:51
      - Another scorpion thingy ghoul for the fifth. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 09:22:22
        
        FIVE STAR SARGENT GENERAL (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 16, 09:59:26
  - odds on this ? (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 16, 09:02:45
    - Norwich 5-0, Sarge to score 3 or more? (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 16, 11:08:41
- 1-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 16, 08:58:55
Might be WWII but I see from the presser that Nunez’ nickname is Nacho. (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 15, 15:34:04
- Chopsticks (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 16, 07:39:13
- Wonder what they call Lungi? “Danish”? (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 19:56:51
- I have a Chinese friend called noodles. (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 15, 19:31:34
  - Ah. So not only racist but also homophobic. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 19:56:23
    - Nice cultural appropriation/neo-colonialist approach to the Chinese race there (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 15, 20:02:03
      - Wow. Sounds like Brexit heaven. Back to the 70s. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 21:02:47
- Nicknames are nacho choice (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 15, 17:53:13
- The German nicknames were wurst (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:14:29
- His middle name is Ignacio. Maybe Smith is a Better Call Saul fan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 15, 15:43:35
  - That's what I was thinking! (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 15, 15:44:35
- Grant "Haggis" Hanley (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 15:42:16
- i think thats the point of a nickname (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 15:38:09
- In a word - NO (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 15, 15:35:59
Would it not be easier to simply state... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 15, 11:24:49
- My reading is that it only applies to "open air" areas... if said parents are desperate to (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 15, 13:19:57
- A personal experience (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 15, 12:46:07
- I've got a 2 year old and I couldn't fathom wanting to take them. (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:04:04
  - breast feeders like football too (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 15, 12:26:02
    - My daughter in law who is pregnant (well done No.1 son) says (NCFC) - Old Splat, Aug 15, 13:31:00
      - I hope she told them she'd be feeding your grandchild from her tittays (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 13:46:29
    - Shame they don't understand the offside rule. (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:32:34
  - While I agree entirely... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 12:24:18
    - Yeah that's fair and entirely out of my wheelhouse as I'm not from a football family (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:29:02
      - I'm not from a football family either (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 12:31:53
    - Let's focus on reality (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 12:28:26
      - Doesn't pass the risk assessment for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:35:51
        
        Maybe in the River End (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:36:59
      - Yeah agree (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 12:32:09
    - Could get a babysitter? (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 12:25:32
  - Totally I agree. I also have a 2 year old and taking him to a game would be a nightmare (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 15, 12:18:06
    - Obviously there's a lot of life between those two children (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:26:00
      - The age gap is a complete nightmare. My daughter is 9 (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 15, 12:51:47
      - You can only ruin your life once ;-) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 12:29:33
        
        3 is actually quite a big change I'm afraid - you're outnumbered (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 15, 16:13:01
        
        Yes we had this issue (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 15, 21:07:58
        
        Haha! Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 16:53:17
        
        Mine are 21 and 24 now (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 12:52:22
        
        I'm marking the calendar off til we get the 30 hours nursery money 💰 (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:39:10
    - 5 or 6 is about right if you and they want to enjoy the experience imo (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 12:21:37
- what if they are 2? (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 15, 11:53:27
  - Once you're 2 years old and 1 second, you're over 2. (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 12:09:17
    - Yes but what if they are precisely two?!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 12:46:54
      - I'm sure they can wait 1 second in order to be allowed entry (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 13:22:02
- absolute disgrace (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 15, 11:52:47
  - the club have responsibility to everyone who enters Carrow Rd (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 12:02:36
    - nope. (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 12:24:07
      - doesnt mean to say one wasnt done (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 12:26:11
        
        well if only "several" clubs have actioned such a policy (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 12:32:49
        
        hundreds. So what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 12:44:24
        
        just wondered why you are talking rubbish (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 12:47:05
        
        oh my aching sides (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 12:58:03
        
        some good points (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 13:12:32
        
        Were they banned from the top tier in the Mick McCarthy era? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 15, 13:26:01
        
        have you ever been charged with doing a risk assessment (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 12:39:46
    - ITS POLITIKUL CORRECTNESS GONE MAAAAAAAD (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 15, 12:08:09
- "a home for everyone" (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 15, 11:30:46
  - a member of the Fans' Panel said (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 11:39:38
    - I agree with him, but each to their own (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 11:42:19
      - Except sketchy pharma vaccines for kids? (n/m) (NCFC) - Wrath analytica, Aug 15, 11:50:40
        
        Think you're confusing me with someone else (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 11:52:56
    - So, oh man of the people, why would you want to? (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 11:41:33
      - an avid fan who is breast feeding? Single parents who can't bear to not be at the game? (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 15, 11:55:19
        
        Is it a good experience for a baby? (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 12:21:56
        
        being fed probably is (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 15, 15:29:34
      - There are plenty of reasons. (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 11:50:26
        
        plenty of reasons why they are not allowed too (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 15, 12:09:50
        
        like? (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 12:15:12
- I guess it means you can take an under two in a box or the lounge area? (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 11:27:50
  - Also means they are allowed in (NCFC) - Jester, Aug 15, 12:05:24
  - A box is a bit severe. Bag much easier to carry. (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 11:42:08
    - Amazing suggestion, get them back up chimneys like the old days. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 15, 12:27:12
  - what at something like £150 per game including carvery meal!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Farkeball, Aug 15, 11:33:14
    - Yep, if you really want to... (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 15, 11:33:43
      - Do they mash up the food? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 15, 11:38:32
        
        no mashing required, from what I've heard (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 15, 12:01:34
  - Fair point. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 15, 11:29:43
Who'd win in a scrap then? Tuchel or Conte? (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 15, 10:32:59
- Tuchel would just put abit of rat poison in Conte's lasagne. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 15, 15:15:40
- The language caught on microphone was disgraceful.... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Aug 15, 12:46:43
- Don't care but would watch for the bantz (Other Football) - Jester, Aug 15, 12:12:28
- Conte has a bit of a nutter look.about him.I reckon (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, Aug 15, 11:24:48
- Could anyone imagine Smith getting that passionate? (Other Football) - CWC, Aug 15, 11:00:21
- Conte all day long (n/m) (Other Football) - munter, Aug 15, 10:58:33
- Tuchel (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 15, 10:41:10
  - Conte (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 15, 10:42:32
    - Doesn’t take ‘crazy man’ Tuchel (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 15, 10:43:27
Tuchel and Conte red cards! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 14, 18:27:49
- How do you expect Players and especially Fans to behave when.... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Aug 14, 18:40:35
- Bundle!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Aug 14, 18:28:18
  - Top shithousing from both benches (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 14, 18:28:53
Martin Arenas poised to sign. Left winger, Chilean. Loves hog roasts and bud. (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 14, 15:31:06
- Alllllll the south americans (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 14, 15:33:38
  - I can't wait for the low riders and whatnot to turn up (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 14, 15:51:10
    - Pinatas, handle bar mustaches and leather waistcoats (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 14, 15:54:38
  - Can we afford to heat them? (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Aug 14, 15:46:10
I shink Gary Neville wants to let other people finish their sentences before he jumps in (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 14, 08:39:14
- I really like him (n/m) (Other Football) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 14, 18:26:59
- What I took from the 2 minutes I could handle, is how desperately needed 50/50 gender (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 14, 10:09:29
  - He’s a horrible horrible little man (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 14, 10:23:37
- Maybe he has ADHD? (n/m) (Other Football) - jimbo, Aug 14, 09:41:11
  - Or he's just a bit rude and irritating? (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Aug 14, 10:00:35
- He thinks he should be running Man Utd. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 14, 09:31:20
- It’s a Manc thing (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Aug 14, 09:15:10
  - It's a people thing. If someone asks me a question at work most of the time (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 14, 10:06:00
  - Is it? I’ve met plenty of polite Mancs, and plenty of rude southerners. (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 14, 09:17:28
- Not really the owners is it (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 14, 09:13:36
  - The owners consistently put terrible people in senior management posts. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 14, 09:40:59
    - Like us, but without the shirt thing (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Aug 14, 10:28:01
- strikes me as a bit of a Barrack room lawyer (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 14, 08:56:50
- Ghastly individual (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 14, 08:53:35
  - Yeah…. How dare he speak with passion about the club he loves (Other Football) - Ladbroke, Aug 14, 09:05:23
    - Whatever pal (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 14, 10:04:04
    - I don't want to hear pundits speak only with passion (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 14, 09:58:16
      - "Passion". Now there's an overused word. (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Aug 14, 10:35:21
      - Yes a perfect breakdown (n/m) (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 14, 10:05:02
    - Anyway, not to get distracted by politics (sorry). (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 14, 09:13:08
    - Sorry but a commie doesn’t evict homeless people to make way for luxury hotels. (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 14, 09:11:37
  - Glazers are a huge problem, but so is the dreadful squad of underperforming players. (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Aug 14, 09:02:12
Ten hahahag (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 18:03:55
- This is one of the most catastrophic Premier League performances I've ever seen. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Aug 13, 18:08:29
  - As incisive as that 4th was... (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 13, 18:10:05
- Flat Erik (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 13, 18:07:20
- ⁴ (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 18:06:37
  - Four (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 18:07:00
    - Will be a tough journey back to London for the man u fans... I expect (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 18:12:04
Still....15% plastic on traynun pitches buh (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 13, 17:05:09
The players are more than good enough (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 13, 17:05:07
- Are they? (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 13, 17:08:36
- Needs to have as many new faces in as poss (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 13, 17:07:11
Everything just feels tired (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 13, 16:25:36
😬 Fire on Mousehold Heath. Hope it's not ok 🤞 (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 12, 17:47:01
- Snowflake heath. It needs to man up and stop being scared of heat (n/m) (General Chat) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 12, 20:57:56
  - Blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Wrath analytica, Aug 12, 23:01:47
- it will recover .. some fire is good heath land (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 12, 19:10:31
- Thetford forest just started too. Fuck! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 12, 18:43:58
- Mouseholds on fire, mind and senses purify....nah na nah na na na (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 12, 18:23:42
- Hope it *IS* ok! 🤦‍♀️ (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 12, 17:59:45
Come on then, let's have score predictions for tomorrow then. Dull 1-0 win for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 12, 13:06:38
- 1-3 (Gibbo OG, Nunez(2), Puks) (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 12, 15:30:58
  - That's more like it! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 15:35:06
    - 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🟩🟨 (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 12, 16:00:21
- FFS gang vvv you need take a swig from the positivity cup (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 15:08:58
- 2-1 Hull (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 12, 14:39:36
- We'll lose tomorrow (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 12, 14:08:49
- We will shit them (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 12, 13:45:59
- 3-1 hull (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 12, 13:18:25
- Forgotten what it’s like to win here’s hoping ?! (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 12, 13:17:48
- 0 - 5 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 12, 13:15:16
- 1-0 Hull (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 12, 13:12:53
  - Agreed. We'll have 65% possession, loads of shots (mostly off target) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 12, 14:58:08
- You've spelled Hull wrong there ;) (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Aug 12, 13:12:03
  - :) ha ha! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 12, 13:15:35
- It'll be a one way ticket to Hull and back - 1-0 defeat (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 12, 13:10:39
What’s happened to the presser? (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 12, 09:19:15
- My computer decided to go blank following a windows update and thus... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 12, 12:47:34
- It's at 1030. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 12, 10:29:31
- Shakey's been caught in the glare of the third kit (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 12, 09:29:51
  - Actually those new floodlights bouncing off the shirts could create an invisible mode? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 12, 09:44:58
    - Or the oppo could collapse laughing (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 12, 09:55:26
      - It does look like a pair of yoga pants the wife has (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 12, 10:19:05
What is happening with the canaries trust tonight then? (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 11, 15:58:50
- They're having a tear up with the Dereham Town crew (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 11, 17:34:17
  - Apparently a few fans thought it was yesterday and ended up getting nicked. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 11, 17:35:55
- Taking on or gifted the old supporters trust shares ?… (NCFC) - loz, Aug 11, 16:02:49
Incident in BSG last night was a femme on femme knifing. (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 11, 14:54:29
- Is that like a femme on femme scissoring? (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Aug 11, 16:45:00
  - Filthy (n/m) (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 11, 16:48:08
- violent femmes (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 11, 15:56:57
  - Big hands... (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 11, 16:58:15
    - like frying pans...... he dives for balls like a cat! (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 11, 17:01:19
- It doesn't say they were actually drinking before hand in the BSG but.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 11, 15:15:21
Nosy neighbour... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 11, 11:59:00
- Was waiting for him to fall off the ladder. Oh well. (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Aug 11, 13:20:56
- snitches get stitches (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 11, 13:04:09
- Wadda prick (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Aug 11, 12:39:32
- Potentially could be a good Town Crier? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 11, 12:27:54
  - Def doing a lot of blubbing... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 11, 18:00:21
- Based on that I'd say he probably is a pain in the arse (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 11, 12:20:32
  - Come and say that to my face you c88t (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 11, 12:34:38
    - I'll be there with my Green Street Elite Crew (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 11, 12:45:37
      - i'll be wiv da shadwell army innit bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 11, 13:11:47
- Bully (n/m) (General Chat) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 11, 12:18:47
- That’s basically the prototype of every West Ham fan living in Essex (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 11, 12:15:21
"Mr Utensil" (NCFC) - A new PC Mr Creosote, Aug 10, 10:54:13
- Worley goal maker (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 10, 22:12:03
  - Worldy (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 10, 22:12:14
- But what utensil (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 10, 11:42:51
  - Danish bacon slicer (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 10, 11:53:32
So Gibbs looks to be pushing for a start and Nunez looks good also (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 10, 09:46:29
- Wow ‘Jury still out’ when he makes his first start for several months in a new country (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 10, 10:43:10
- Sara and the first goal (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 10, 10:14:19
  - On Saturday late on... sent a defender to Morrisons when on the edge of the box... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 10, 10:27:22
    - defo (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 10, 11:36:47
- If Gibbs is looking good I don't know why we got the Villa boy (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 10, 10:07:06
  - Because Gibbs can do the Skipp role, Ramsey more attacking (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 10, 10:31:19
- I wouldn’t put Gibbs in yet. Did well enough last night. How bad is McCallum though? I (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Aug 10, 10:04:19
  - Bradley said he left on crutches with a protective boot (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 10:30:37
  - i think McCallum is sort of ok ish. Not like Dimi :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 10, 10:17:02
    - I think they're both sort of OK-ish (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 10, 14:10:36
      - i was refering to McCallum's injury :-) ok-ish - but see your points anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Aug 10, 15:10:31
    - I think he’s been quite good in both matches. Maybe I’m just looking at from an attacking (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Aug 10, 10:29:53
      - apart from when he was injured (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 10, 10:40:39
- Kenny is undropable intee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 10, 09:50:40
Saturday and the cost of living... (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 13:40:31
- Aren't all the burgers from vans at the ground utterly awful? (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 15:39:27
  - The ones from this van were always quite nice (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:20:37
    - Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:32:54
- The best value burger is the guy on the car park opposite Morrisons (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 8, 14:39:45
  - He always looks a bit rancid! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 8, 14:43:04
    - Ratburger (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 19:23:17
- you need to also factor in cost of getting there versus May price (n/m) (NCFC) - fond, Aug 8, 14:39:21
  - What he needs to do is stop fucking moaning... (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 8, 14:46:21
    - Oh look, it's cuntychops (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 15:01:02
      - Whinge more it's so attractive (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 8, 15:12:59
- i read somehere that tickets for fulhams new stand for walkups (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 8, 14:19:12
  - correction (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 8, 14:21:48
- Inflation currently running at 27% for yourself. (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 8, 13:42:45
  - he needs to print some currency (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 8, 14:19:55
    - Can't ask for a pay rise that's for sure (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 8, 14:34:15
      - I've just given myself the afternoon off though (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 14:36:46
        
        Great stuff (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 8, 16:48:02
The be fair it’s similar to Carrow Road! (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Aug 7, 08:56:28
- I watched a bit of his post match interview (Other Football) - APB, Aug 7, 10:23:33
  - We certainly did. (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Aug 7, 12:40:03
  - Always believed that with decent money to spend DF (Other Football) - Chopper, Aug 7, 10:57:37
  - In hindsight, I think we might as well have kept him (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 7, 10:31:26
    - After 5 seasons that wouldn’t have been surprising (Other Football) - APB, Aug 7, 11:35:11
- Do they still sing (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 7, 10:19:50
- They should have started from the announcer saying 3 2 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Aug 7, 09:57:28
- I think that's a CAT 3 offence at "a home for everyone" rd (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 7, 09:14:08
Watching Farke's first league game (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 6, 16:25:16
- At the game today, someone told me to get over it. (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Aug 6, 16:43:29
  - Someone said the other day it’s like a rebound relationship … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 6, 17:21:51
    - Bang on. I think Knutsen may have been an upgrade, but Smith? (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 6, 17:28:43
      - Only* good thing about Smith (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 6, 22:32:20
This Martin Tyler thing (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Aug 5, 15:51:02
- Anyone who says it wasn't football hooligan related is living in cuckooland (Other Football) - essexcanary, Aug 5, 18:26:08
  - You are conflating issues - you twat. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Aug 5, 19:34:52
    - I think your tone says it all (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanary, Aug 5, 19:55:00
- Christ the witch hunt is ridiculous (Other Football) - Jim, Aug 5, 17:16:44
- This has become polarised in way which cannot possibly reflect the whole truth (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 5, 16:53:31
- Apologise and move on (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 5, 16:45:11
  - Apologise and then get sacked/cancelled (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Aug 5, 18:02:29
- Cancel him - shoot him in the face (Other Football) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 5, 16:39:44
  - Grow up (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 5, 16:45:41
    - True story bruv (n/m) (Other Football) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 5, 16:53:18
      - Still wears baby pants^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Josh Sargent, Aug 5, 17:10:43
- oh he meant it. listen for yourself (Other Football) - Garboldisham, Aug 5, 16:28:16
- Did you hear it? (Other Football) - Black Creosote Time, Aug 5, 16:02:12
  - the fences were there because of hooliganism (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Aug 5, 16:23:46
    - yes Id expect you to defend him (Other Football) - Garboldisham, Aug 5, 16:31:44
      - And did you likely lads approach succeed? (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Aug 5, 22:23:41
      - To be honest, your initial set-up did appear quite laid back. (Other Football) - norwaay, Aug 5, 17:00:53
      - There was never any intent to mock family grief (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Aug 5, 16:46:06
        
        (Or not) (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Aug 5, 16:49:56
  - Eats shoots and leaves (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Aug 5, 16:20:53
- No one can make a slip of tongue or be misunderstood anymore unfortunately (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 5, 15:58:33
- Burn the heretic. (n/m) (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Aug 5, 15:55:42
JIZZ (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 5, 12:48:45
- Sadly you've shot your load with this one and have been left with a mess on your hands (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 5, 12:59:51
- We already came across him the other day. (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 5, 12:58:29
- He ain't cumming.... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 5, 12:58:06
- WW2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, Aug 5, 12:50:30
  - Was I premature? (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 5, 12:51:19
Interested in Aaron Ramsey (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 5, 12:14:19
- Nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 5, 12:46:38
- League 1 Cheltenham's 24th best player last season? (n/m) (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 5, 12:43:40
- Little bro of the lad that carved through us last year? (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 5, 12:24:24
  - Carved? Nah you're thinking of Gordon (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 5, 12:30:11
    - Nice! (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Aug 5, 12:41:00
Another player going up on the stadium... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 5, 11:19:10
- Just in time to get suspended for pushing over the Cardiff player... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 5, 13:24:48
  - POTD (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 5, 15:42:36
- Thank god we didn't do this sort of thing ages ago (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 5, 11:26:20
  - One gentle gust of wind and it would have fallen over! (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 5, 11:41:22
Plenty of options for Smith tomorrow, personally I'd like to see (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 10:29:22
- I don’t mind that at all. Agree with inutero about Onel. (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 5, 11:11:58
  - Even though the club are saying Rashica has trained well etc (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 12:06:16
- Onel did more in his minutes last saturday (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 5, 10:35:57
  - I'd be happy if he started and Dowell started on the bench (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 10:40:32
Ghetto gospel by 2pac is Elton's best song imho (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 15:12:30
- Could have played it at his Dad's funeral, if he could have been arsed to go (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 4, 19:26:01
- Wrong answer.....Take me to the Pilot is the right answer.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 4, 18:54:01
  - You're wrong about everything, friend. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 18:55:22
    - Impossible....I am the best-est of all time. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 4, 19:11:53
- Imagine being at the Troubadour in 1970 to witness his first US show (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 4, 18:10:09
  - We've all got Google... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 4, 18:29:09
    - Yes, but you don't ever think about anything do you? (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 4, 19:08:52
      - I don't think about Amy post, you post. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 4, 19:30:22
        
        You don't think about Amy post? What does that even mean? Amy who? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 4, 19:41:42
- Saturday nights all right for fighting (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 4, 17:42:34
  - get a little action in? (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 4, 19:14:10
- Surely it's "Hold Me Closer Tony Danza" (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 4, 15:47:09
  - ~family fortunes noise ~ ET ERrrrrRrrr (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 17:12:55
- Tiny Dancer (n/m) (General Chat) - munter, Aug 4, 15:13:18
  - "When I write rhymes I go blind and let the Lord do his thing" (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 15:15:34
    - Prefer -> "She floats like a swan, grace on the water" - Ian McCulloch 1987 (General Chat) - munter, Aug 4, 15:19:29
      - Id love to hear a 2pac verse over the intro to dancing horses (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 15:23:48
        
        Lady Leshurr has better lyrics,and is musically better than Tupac. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 4, 16:45:36
        
        Behave. I've a lot of time for L. leshurr but her cadence is very limited (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 17:11:59
        
        Even Beethoven had his critics, see if you can name three (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 18:56:48
        
        Tupac, musically was shit and he was a New Yorker. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 4, 17:49:50
        
        Yes pal, but lyrically, he was spellbinding (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 18:55:54
        
        Keep your head up is,musically the only decent track he ever did. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 4, 16:01:36
        
        Well I rate the lad most highly. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 4, 17:13:53
        
        Urgh. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 4, 17:51:19
        
        Now that would be something ! :-) *like (n/m) (General Chat) - munter, Aug 4, 15:25:01
I see Notting Forest are splashing out on Jizz (Other Football) - Old Splat, Aug 4, 09:06:06
- Where’s Rod Fanni when you need him? (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 4, 10:30:48
- "Forest have come from behind - It's Jizz!" (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Aug 4, 09:51:58
  - "Jizz dribbles into the box" (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 4, 10:27:39
    - jizz falls on his bum (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Aug 4, 11:10:35
- Jizz jokes aside, was just sitting here eye rolling (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Aug 4, 09:23:47
  - Media love it because it secures their jobs (Other Football) - CWC, Aug 4, 10:37:56
    - Yep, you pretty much nailed it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Aug 4, 11:42:48
  - I haven’t noticed Bournemouth getting the. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 4, 10:33:00
    - No. Neither have I. Nor the. (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Aug 4, 10:34:26
    - FFS stick we got for not buying anyone. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 4, 10:34:12
      - Funny you should mention that, there was an article on them yesterday (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 4, 10:46:56
        
        That’ll be why I didn’t notice it (Other Football) - APB, Aug 4, 11:18:00
        
        My favourite last season was the Times one about us being “annoying” (Other Football) - APB, Aug 4, 11:22:26
  - and if they get relegated in the next two years they will be screwed (Other Football) - Joe Strimmer, Aug 4, 10:30:47
  - Absolutely 👍 (Other Football) - Old Splat, Aug 4, 09:37:01
    - Indeedly (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 4, 09:57:57
      - lets be clear here (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 10:40:58
- They've spunked a lot of money this window (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 4, 09:08:14
Be a shame if we miss out on a Madders sell on (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 4, 07:48:29
- Why would that be? (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 4, 08:57:41
  - Prob staying at Leicester (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 4, 09:04:22
    - He’ll go if they get up to £60m (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 4, 10:09:42
      - Howe won't be able to risk spunking £60 million (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 4, 18:14:27
      - Don’t think they can afford to without creative (very) accounting (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 4, 10:19:28
- Don’t like the idea of ‘our’ James playing for that shower though x (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 4, 08:56:00
  - Yea ideal would be someone else coming in for him… (NCFC) - loz, Aug 4, 09:09:18
- I don’t know why Newcastle don’t just pay the money for the players they want (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 4, 08:28:29
  - Apparently they are due to low sponsorship deals (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 4, 08:31:18
What’s new at Carrow Rud.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 12:29:16
- All very well (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Aug 3, 15:57:35
  - My apple core throwing hand is twitching just reading that (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 3, 18:50:36
  - They were the days. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 16:10:06
    - A packet of Munchies and a Bovril straight from the urn (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 3, 18:56:01
    - Mary Hopkins (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Aug 3, 18:53:53
- It's 12.31pm Saturday (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 3, 15:22:45
- No mention of the stench then X (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 3, 14:56:10
- Good to see a font mention ✅ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 3, 13:30:53
- No more golden Goal then (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 3, 13:21:00
  - I've always bought them outside, from a programme seller. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 3, 16:47:59
  - prem league have agreed to drop taking the knee with a few exceptions (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 3, 13:47:13
    - cup finals and no to racism games in oct/mar (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 3, 15:07:13
      - Does this mean cramming extra racism into the other months? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 3, 18:51:41
- Epilepsy (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 3, 12:51:33
  - OK, this will get me a load of shit but here goes.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 3, 17:57:35
    - Bear In Mind... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 3, 19:17:52
      - presume goals will result in a light show celebration (NCFC) - dr fanta, Aug 3, 21:12:53
        
        IIRC at Spurs where I first saw this (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 3, 23:40:35
        
        That Would Do.... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 4, 07:26:14
  - That’s me too. (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 3, 13:47:33
  - The world is ever more aware & inclusive (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 3, 13:04:27
  - Yeah, that does seem a little odd doesn't it. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 12:58:29
    - Contacted The Club About It... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 3, 13:24:14
      - Hopefully they’ll only do it when we score (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 3, 13:35:25
        
        You Can Still See/Sense The Flickering (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 3, 13:41:17
      - They may consider this a light show and just use if for players running out at.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 3, 13:27:48
And he's arrived.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 2, 19:02:30
- Worlds worst kept secret (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 22:37:27
- What do you think the plans are that the directors shared with him? (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 2, 20:20:34
  - They planned to give the manger 10 games........ (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 22:38:33
  - They discussed upping the plastic content in the pitch to 22.37% (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 2, 20:46:59
- i really hope it works out but..... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 2, 19:49:14
  - Typical Norfolkesque FAIL...DOOM...IT'S ALL AWFUL mentality (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 2, 20:19:07
    - I do t know how you are reading my post (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 2, 20:28:46
      - he's a full on career troll gobb it's part of his DNA (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 2, 20:43:12
      - I think the 'great unwashed' at Carrow Rd are very patient with this kind of player (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 2, 20:42:44
  - Speak for yourself! (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 19:59:17
- First interview.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 2, 19:19:41
  - Fucking disgrace (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 2, 20:30:37
    - Or the vegetable patch. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Aug 2, 20:31:58
  - Saw the traynun facilities on an ipad (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 2, 19:22:07
    - Yeh but anyone could CGI it these days..... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 22:39:54
    - El soccerboto trescientos sesenta (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 2, 20:00:57
    - i got it wrong the other day, its officially FIFTEEN (FIFTEEN) per cent (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 2, 19:24:18
      - 15! Livin la vida loca (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 2, 19:39:48
        
        Ricky Martin left a while back now... (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 2, 20:52:27
        
        Poor Ricky had a run in with the law.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 22:41:06
  - Thanks Dubs 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Aug 2, 19:20:23
    - Main thing - he's actually fit to play, hurrah!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 2, 19:22:23
      - who fucked that up? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 2, 19:24:38
        
        Yep, I thought our new signings were contractually obliged to be injured in some manner. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 2, 19:28:56