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FAO Steve in Holland (NCFC) - Tiiischiii, Sep 30, 23:44:58
- yep I rememebr the old site, very interesting it was at the time (NCFC) - John in Texas, Oct 1, 00:03:43
  - I remember the days (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 1, 00:47:35
    - Steve Greenwood was it? I think he went to colchester (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, Oct 1, 02:14:50
      - Yeah that was him. (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 1, 08:02:15
    - Joe Ferrari? I heard a rumour that he became a (NCFC) - Dave Hedgehog, Oct 1, 00:51:10
      - He's still on the CN list. (n/m) (NCFC) - A Journalist, Oct 1, 01:44:17
whats happened to the barclay?years ago you could rely on it to say it how it was, (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 19:06:51
- You liked it in the late 70's early 80's (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 30, 00:20:22
- found you..... (NCFC) - Stoopish, Sep 29, 19:18:25
  - LIKE IT LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 19:19:07
    - thought you might!! (NCFC) - Stoopish, Sep 29, 19:19:41
      - erh,think im ok tar! pig not coming thou (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 29, 19:21:07
On the bus the other day... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 28, 10:20:27
- Another One Rides The Bus, is a good song by Wierd Al Yankovic (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Sep 28, 11:12:29
  - A-V (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 28, 11:12:44
- Genius. (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 28, 11:05:46
  - Knob (n/m) (General Chat) - Dion_Dublins_Cock, Sep 28, 11:12:42
    - Envy...I get it all the time. n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Sep 28, 11:20:14
- 'Any man who rides a bus to work after the age of 26 can count himself a failure in life' (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 28, 10:29:13
  - Traditionally it's 30, and attributed to Loelia, Duchess of Westminster (n/m) (General Chat) - Dion_Dublins_Cock, Sep 28, 10:43:14
    - And also invalid in any country with decent public transport (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 10:50:00
- You seen vatican city? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 28, 10:28:28
  - Yeah. The opulence is frightening. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 10:50:52
- ...I got slapped up by some hoodie wearing chavved up cunt, so I set a tiger on him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 28, 10:25:42
- ???? (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Sep 28, 10:23:04
Whats Ian Crook up to nowadays? (NCFC) - Colney Rodent, Sep 27, 13:31:47
- Yes. (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 22:31:44
- Downloading porn from the internet and having a wank (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 27, 13:58:02
F.A.O Pants (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 12:59:24
The next manager (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:16:19
- *cough* (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 27, 12:56:57
  - Wrong post in the wrong place...ignore it...oh...you already were... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 27, 12:57:25
    - ...... (NCFC) - pants, Sep 27, 13:54:19
- Southampton Rob?? I hear he is a football genius. (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 27, 12:37:01
  - Too right Kenny. (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 13:02:49
- Easy (NCFC) - conker, Sep 27, 12:31:26
- phone your source + tell him to liven up all our days by giving a name (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Sep 27, 12:26:57
- Is it Alan Curbishley as Old Gregg said earlier in the week? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 12:23:05
  - see below (n/m) (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:25:33
- Do you think we would be happy with the name you heard ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:20:22
  - I wouldn't know (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:24:25
    - Unfortunately that sounds a lot like (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:26:08
      - actually (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:49:13
        
        does that mean (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 27, 13:04:39
        
        Ahem (NCFC) - Assistant Kit Man, Sep 27, 13:11:44
        
        Get yourself an NLP textbook, get inside his mind and influence the name out of him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 27, 12:53:21
        
        Or get him pissed on Friday... (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:57:31
      - Who is Taylor? (n/m) (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 27, 12:26:41
        
        That's my pet name for Hunter (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:28:06
        
        I know a bloke called Taylor, he's massive (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 27, 15:12:45
        
        I'd be happy enough with that, to be honest (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:31:39
        
        big risk, unproven in club management (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Sep 27, 12:32:46
        
        Not only unproven - he's never ever done it before (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:33:28
        
        Big risk for their credibility as a Board (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 12:39:47
        
        isn't that the case for all coaches / managers? (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:45:37
        
        I guess so (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 12:49:30
        
        Maybe they're looking at the example set by Boothroyd at Watford? (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Sep 27, 12:51:25
        
        True (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:39:19
    - tum ti tum (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 27, 12:25:27
- Any clues? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Sep 27, 12:19:39
- you little prickteaser (NCFC) - pants, Sep 27, 12:17:00
  - wasn't that your nickname for Brandinihoho? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 12:41:57
  - In a way I'm glad he won't tell me (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 27, 12:25:15
Is it normal to have vaginal pain when sneezing? (General Chat) - piss flaps, Sep 27, 11:37:28
- Isn't that a song by Bananarama?? (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 12:28:15
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 27, 11:51:57
- Not if you are a bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 11:50:21
- It's a pain that never ends. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 27, 11:46:14
- I've never suffered from it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 27, 11:41:07
- Good gracious! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 27, 11:38:09
I don't want nobody else, I love you (General Chat) - pants, Sep 27, 10:24:43
- Thanks (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 12:44:27
- Alan Curbishley? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 27, 10:27:28
  - In Georgia, it translates to Zura Khizanishvili (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 27, 10:35:33
TO Rick Waghorn (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 27, 09:28:14
- Ahh its all Rick Waghorn's fault then (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 10:46:08
  - Rob (NCFC) - pants, Sep 27, 10:50:24
    - dimmers, ever been to a Norwich match?? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 12:32:23
- Funniest thing (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 27, 09:37:10
  - I also liked his suggestion that Walker was very well funded (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 27, 09:38:45
- If I were advising Norwich on sacking Worthy, I'd tell them not to pay him the mill (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 27, 09:32:41
Etuhu v Safri - no contest! (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 27, 09:21:04
- Unsuprisingly Frank Bruno beats Frank Bough (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 27, 10:50:35
Curbishley once again (NCFC) - Wraith, Sep 26, 07:53:29
- Curbs has had an interview over here.... (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 26, 09:04:38
  - Which big national sides are anywhere near you ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 09:23:25
    - Tonga, The Marshall Islands...nope (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 26, 09:36:42
      - Ah, I thought you meant a big national side. Like one ranked in the top 30 by FIFA. say (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 09:39:42
- Big If (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 26, 08:41:05
- maybe not (NCFC) - matgore, Sep 26, 07:56:18
  - Hadn't heard that (NCFC) - Wraith, Sep 26, 08:34:51
Alan Curbishley? (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 25, 23:31:52
- bit selective isn't it? yes he did. It's the same lisbie that bagged a hattrick soon after (NCFC) - pants, Sep 26, 01:48:32
  - Give me a go, I'm a football genius. (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 26, 09:15:00
- i'm sure he is far from perfect (NCFC) - bringbacktheglory, Sep 25, 23:39:25
  - I'm not overly impressed by the (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 25, 23:43:36
- and... (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Sep 25, 23:33:04
- You cant deny that he got the best out of average players year in, year out though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk Coast, Sep 25, 23:32:57
  - That's a "yes" then I take it? (NCFC) - The King of Prussia, Sep 25, 23:35:59
    - Way to go (NCFC) - UScanary, Sep 26, 03:39:31
bye bye worthy u cunt.save us all the trouble and go before sunday (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 25, 18:33:54
- Haven't they banned you from the ground yet?? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 26, 09:10:25
Worthy Must Go (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Sep 24, 10:52:16
- I'm not going either I was going to give you my ticket via Unthank Canaryette, I'll give b (n/m) (NCFC) - Zywiec Yella, Sep 24, 20:26:13
  - ...both to Greater Heartsese Yella (n/m) (NCFC) - Zywiec Yella, Sep 24, 20:27:04
- shopping? to the hair dressers? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 24, 11:04:00
- Why are you even thinking about Curbishley? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 24, 11:02:24
  - He has already said he isnt interested in WBA (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 24, 11:03:20
- Yeah, we must look an attractive proposition to Curbishley (NCFC) - thirsty work, Sep 24, 11:01:09
The answer lies with a Delia out campaign. (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 01:34:36
- Do you ever engage your barin when posting anything?? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 24, 10:58:17
  - ROFL, try learning to read the content of post and get past your emotions (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 15:07:32
  - Engage Brain that should read. (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 24, 11:08:35
- no offence, but why? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 24, 02:19:37
  - OK lets see (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:28:57
    - well said (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Sep 24, 02:39:37
    - I have to assume that you're one of the thickos that equates Smith with Mumby. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 24, 02:38:15
      - and please, if you can't have a decent debate without calling people names, don't bother. (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:42:22
      - And you think Mumby has any say in what happens? (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:41:43
    - I don't believe it would collapse if she went (NCFC) - pants, Sep 24, 02:31:54
      - Yes you're right, its not good but.... (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:34:08
        
        my viewpoint on that (which is only mine) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 24, 02:40:59
        
        Hey Pants, you all right ! Despite your love of Thorne there is a yellow and green heart ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:46:25
        
        For me, that's why you see on here a lot posters (NCFC) - pants, Sep 24, 02:51:26
        
        should correct that (NCFC) - pants, Sep 24, 03:51:50
        
        Thats the problem in a nutshell, anyone who beleives Delia doesn't rule the board (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:44:40
        
        Yes it is rather bizarre the way Delia has backed Worthy (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Sep 24, 02:40:37
- Who do you suggest bails the club out then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 24, 01:41:23
  - There is no need to 'bail the club out' see below (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:10:50
    - I don't think you are right, but hope to god you are. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 24, 02:23:25
      - amen ! (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:29:21
  - guess thats the problem. We're screwed (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Sep 24, 01:42:22
- Never thought i would say it but yep i agree (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Sep 24, 01:39:26
  - Exactly ! The finances are fine and Delai and MWJ should now depart (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 24, 02:11:26
  - I've got to a point of despising the board (NCFC) - talbotsunbeamer, Sep 24, 02:10:52
Come on come on! Give the academy players who are given first team contract a chance!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 23, 18:09:27
- well said n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 23, 23:01:52
Good Night all (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 13:30:44
Who's got the smallest cock on the board? (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 12:41:55
- Hello (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 19, 13:56:39
- Well, a chap calling himself Fierce Panda used to post on here (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 13:47:35
  - Smaller than a seahorse ? Or a teeny tiny shrew ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 13:49:56
    - Oh all right, small for a MAMMAL (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 19, 13:52:33
      - Shrews are mammals. And so are Mice (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 19, 13:57:23
      - Wahey ! Mark it down in your diaries, space cadets... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 13:55:30
- I've got a small clock... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Sep 19, 13:21:21
- my own is more of a 1 cm nub (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 19, 13:18:45
- how are you measuring ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 19, 12:56:47
- Matt Damon (n/m) (General Chat) - Matt Damon, Sep 19, 12:54:58
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 13:47:04
- Do you like Baylies? (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:52:53
  - Do ya love me? (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 12:53:43
    - It doesn't work like that (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:57:47
      - How does it work? (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 13:13:59
        
        ..well you have to get to know someone first (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 13:29:07
- Mine's in pristine condition, and a decent size (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 19, 12:48:46
- one of the laydees presumably? (n/m) (General Chat) - sandhurst canary, Sep 19, 12:47:49
- If the theory of car size being inversely proportional to size of wanger is true then (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 12:46:01
  - Wee cowering timorous beastie ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 19, 13:16:07
- My cock has never really recovered from catching thrush after the extreme heat during June (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 19, 12:44:01
  - You could get one of them thar new fangled cock transplants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 12:44:52
    - No, It would cause to much disruption to the hens. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 19, 13:02:01
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 19, 12:44:34
- me (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 12:43:22
Erm...doesn't this look a bit like our intrepid leader ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 12:10:26
- nope, blonde hair and the boobs are too big (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:26:47
  - alright knobber! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 12:31:20
    - Dimsworth how are we? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:36:33
      - He'll be following some trendy beat combo around with a tape recorder (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 12:38:14
        
        ha! ha! brilliant (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:49:52
- Simon of Thanet? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:18:28
  - Or David Moyes (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 12:22:36
    - oh yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:24:39
I reckon one of the dodgy transfers tonight has to be (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 10:59:45
- Nice spot Steve (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:20:04
- Have the strangest feeling that is libellous (Other Football) - Cannydc, Sep 19, 12:05:37
  - Don't you meen 'The Knack'?? (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:17:18
just married (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 18, 18:59:34
- Southampton Rob (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 19, 12:23:35
- Felicitations! (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 19, 08:23:15
- toutes mes felicitation (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 18, 20:57:49
  - You still in France ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 18, 21:07:01
    - Nope, back in sunny London ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 19, 08:27:42
- Congrats mate. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 18, 20:36:02
  - corsica, tomorrow (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 19, 08:32:46
    - Lol - caving in to her already... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 19, 08:44:52
      - Haha, what a cock (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Sep 19, 09:13:25
      - You really expect us to beat Plymouth on Saturday? (NCFC) - Brom, Sep 19, 08:59:09
        
        Yep - stats say one every 7. Should be due about now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 19, 09:30:42
        
        Do you think the squad we were left with when the window closed was big enough, Arganth? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 09:46:28
        
        Yes, at the time. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 19, 10:17:25
        
        but squad's are about preparing for injuries (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 10:24:21
        
        We could afford to bring quality in in the terms of numbers that we needed. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 19, 10:29:15
        
        Sorry - couldn't...obviously. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 19, 10:30:46
- me too (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 18, 20:30:31
- Congrats... (NCFC) - ikidyounot, Sep 18, 19:02:28
CURBISHLEY'S GREEN ARMY!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 18, 12:01:29
- Sadly not (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 18, 13:38:43
Curbishley, nonsense (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 17, 11:24:35
- Bit harsh on Neil? (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 17, 11:36:31
  - They lost 5-0 to Queensland on friday! (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 17, 23:42:26
  - No real football team should have the words Kingz or Knights as part of their name... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 17, 11:42:06
    - Especially not 'Kingz' with a 'z'. Makes them sound like a rubbish boy-band. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 17, 11:44:58
      - Yeah, the z bit was a given as far as I was concerned (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 17, 11:46:40
I'm old, I'm angry, and I've had enough (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 16, 22:35:41
- As i can't be arsed to write that myself..... Cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 17, 00:28:21
- Cant see Delia & MWJ making the hard decision.....the rest of the board are irrelevant as (NCFC) - oh arr, Sep 17, 00:24:06
  - Very true (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 17, 02:11:07
- I am with you old git (NCFC) - gazzathegreat, Sep 16, 23:49:16
- I'm old, I'm angry, and whilst have had a enough of the worthless cunt (NCFC) - ConcernedCanary, Sep 16, 22:39:20
- Good, and very acurate rant OG. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 16, 22:39:18
Freudian slip in the Pink 'un ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 8, 10:11:01
- yeah probably, he looks like one of our great loan striker signings (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Jan 8, 12:33:52
Seriously, does Kate Thornton remind anyone else of Jermey Beadle? (Other Football) - Squiggles, Dec 17, 20:44:54
- She is the worst TV presenter ever (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Dec 17, 21:19:29
  - Would still do her though... (n/m) (Other Football) - Squiggles, Dec 17, 21:20:13
- Her eyes are nearly always almost closed (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Dec 17, 20:45:47
  - She's one of those ones who aren't obviously fit... (Other Football) - Squiggles, Dec 17, 20:46:57
    - Her eyes are to far apart.......for that reason i dont trust her........ (n/m) (Other Football) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 08:56:14
- Jeremy* (n/m) (Other Football) - Squiggles, Dec 17, 20:45:10
Well duh! (Other Football) - DDiM, Dec 14, 12:45:41
- If gaz turns up in the next 10 or 20 mins it will be pretty obvious francesco is him (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 18, 15:31:31
- what a cunt! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 7, 18:15:06
  - dammit, can't believe I did it again (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 10, 17:45:10
- Cooper Temple Clause - Let's Kill Music (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 13:56:05
- Hampshire Canaries On Tour (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Jan 10, 20:13:23
- Smegma (n/m) (Other Football) - Work Ethic, Jan 10, 17:41:44
- Telegraph footy (Other Football) - pants, Dec 19, 10:48:44
Mike Newell = cock (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 19, 19:12:01
- Whats he done / said? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 19, 19:35:18
- Robert Newell = Football Genius (n/m) (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Nov 19, 19:24:04
  - ...I did respond to the Newell give us a wave.. (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Nov 19, 19:25:08
Stuck in this horrible kind of limbo (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 6, 18:18:16
- too long, i gave up after 4 words (n/m) (NCFC) - franklin, Nov 6, 21:31:10
- Yep, all my mates who usually go to all the away games are not bothering to go at the mo. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Baron, Nov 6, 18:30:10
  - you have mates? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 18:49:21
- I struggle with Limbo dancing too, but went to see a chiropractor and now can do it again! (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Nov 6, 18:23:59
Jarrett is the new Helveg and Jonson (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 16:52:09
- no (NCFC) - Burge, Nov 6, 16:54:24
  - I hope you're being sarcastic when you say (NCFC) - Trenchfoot, Nov 6, 17:23:05
    - Helveg was class...as he showed when he got a run in the team (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 18:06:29
      - Helveg was one of the worst players I have ever seen in a City shirt (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Nov 6, 18:20:40
        
        In the last 10 games of last season when Safri and Helveg finally played... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 18:37:18
        
        Helveg's performance v Liverpool was (IMO) our best defensive performance last season. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 18:46:26
    - good job we haven't got any money grabbing wasters in the team now! (NCFC) - franklin, Nov 6, 17:25:19
  - Maybe because they were internationals (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 6, 16:57:58
    - Helveg was brilliant when played in the right position. Jonson never played in his. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:04:48
      - Here is a litle stat that tells us all we need to know about Worthington (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 6, 17:07:50
        
        5 of our 7 wins were when we had Helveg in the side. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:13:27
        
        Basic as in (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 6, 17:19:27
        
        Remember Jarrett's sublime 5-yard pass to Marney at Southampton? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:24:04
        
        I still think that was (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 6, 17:26:24
        
        Dunno about JJ and Marney, I've decided they're both clowns. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:28:35
    - jonson was shit (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 17:03:04
      - They were both shit. Well done Worthington. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trenchfoot, Nov 6, 17:25:58
        
        Helveg would have been a very good player for us if Worthy knew how to manage him. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:29:41
      - jonson was good on the right, but yes shud ahve been a striker (n/m) (NCFC) - Willsnarf1983, Nov 6, 17:08:51
        
        he couldn't shoot (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 6, 17:11:42
        
        or dribble (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 18:07:20
        
        I don't remember him shooting. Ever. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:13:41
        
        what was his strike rate for his country? (n/m) (NCFC) - franklin, Nov 6, 17:31:24
        
        Stat I found: 49 caps, 9 goals. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:34:44
        
        ok not the best stats (NCFC) - Willsnarf1983, Nov 6, 17:35:59
        
        A goal every five games at international level isn't bad at all. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 17:37:51
        
        well i agree (NCFC) - Willsnarf1983, Nov 6, 17:43:09
Time for Delia to handbag some of the players ? :) (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Nov 6, 13:46:37
- What hit them with one or show them the disco dance move?? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Nov 6, 18:26:54
So why aren't you at the game? (General Chat) - ballsack, Nov 1, 19:58:39
- better things to do (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Nov 1, 20:17:48
- couldn't get a ticket (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 1, 20:08:42
- Working in Brighton. Skint. Thoroughly pissed off with the whole thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 1, 20:08:38
- Living in Copenhagen (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 1, 20:06:32
- can't afford a seaosn ticket and im skint (n/m) (General Chat) - David Brent, Nov 1, 20:05:06
- can't be bothered (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 1, 20:03:29
- I live in the States (General Chat) - Kev, Nov 1, 20:03:23
  - no, you fairweather fan (General Chat) - ballsack, Nov 1, 20:04:31
- I live in Pompey (uni) (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Nov 1, 20:02:59
- Got school tommorow and live in Reading (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 1, 20:02:48
- I'm too busy at work to take a day off right now. (General Chat) - Newcastle Canary, Nov 1, 20:02:35
- I live in London...rather see The Rifles tomorrow night at 100 Club for a tenner (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 1, 20:00:37
  - The Rifles?? (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Nov 1, 20:20:50
who will he amke captain? hucks? (n/m) (NCFC) - David Brent, Nov 1, 19:54:49
- Didn't Roy say Phil Mulryne was coming on? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Nov 1, 19:55:58
  - to him?? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Nov 1, 20:24:41
Started already. Wonder how much dog shit I'll get through the letter box this year? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 31, 17:22:49
- Depends (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 31, 17:30:27
  - didnt "take that" do that cover track of a bee-gee's classic?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 31, 17:32:45
    - I think I'm missing something (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 31, 17:39:12
      - how big is your dog, how big is YOUR dog........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 31, 17:40:56
        
        'Cause were living in a world of Poodles! (n/m) (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Oct 31, 18:04:20
        
        Sorry (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 31, 17:42:57
- egging was great fun.... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Oct 31, 17:28:08
  - Got egged on the last day of school by one of my mates that was unaware of my EGG ALLERGY! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Oct 31, 18:18:55
  - 1981 - Brand new Fila BJ - the Dogs, it was, egged from behind, Mk 3 Cortina. Will forgive (General Chat) - Beth Nal Green, Oct 31, 18:05:12
  - Got caught out once though and ahd spent next afternoon cleaning it off teacher's house (n/m) (General Chat) - Beth Nal Green, Oct 31, 17:57:09
- Sorry mate. I made sure it wasn't a runny one though. (n/m) (General Chat) - caffrey, Oct 31, 17:27:52
- Great excuse for a bit of wanton vandalism when I was a boy.Different now I'm grumpy old (General Chat) - Beth Nal Green, Oct 31, 17:26:24
  - Bangers are unbelievably illegal (General Chat) - romayellow, Oct 31, 17:33:44
- arent you a bit old to be putting dogshit through peoples letter boxes (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Oct 31, 17:23:55
  - Honestly, what is the point? (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 31, 17:25:16
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WORTHY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - Worf55, Oct 29, 18:18:36
- Don't sit on the fence.Say what you really mean!! (n/m) (NCFC) - big_erics_shin, Oct 29, 18:21:29
- Calm down man (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 29, 18:20:21
  - what that we have a top 6 team 4th from bottom in the table?? (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 29, 19:04:24
One down to a deflection but on top (NCFC) - T 07, Oct 26, 20:16:19
- on top? it's been mostly birmingham. (n/m) (NCFC) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Oct 26, 20:18:44
  - They do sound a bit better than the past two games! (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 26, 20:25:33
    - It helps playing people in their best positions. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 26, 20:28:39
      - agreed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 26, 20:31:24
- not according to Sky we're not... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 26, 20:18:29
How many times people? DON'T POST COMMENTARY LINKS ON THE FUCKING BOARD! (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 26, 19:50:34
- That's bollocks (NCFC) - Fleggster, Oct 26, 20:13:59
- Whats a Fucking Board and where do I apply?? n/m (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 26, 20:12:11
- I thought he only got in shit when video links were posted? (n/m) (NCFC) - DDiM, Oct 26, 19:51:52
  - Nope (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 26, 19:52:55
    - same link anyway aint it? (NCFC) - ncfc_crazyuk, Oct 26, 19:55:55
      - Yeah - me too - sorry Ben (n/m) (NCFC) - I am not Worthy, Oct 26, 20:21:59
Pile of Shite. (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 22, 22:35:11
- well said (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 22, 23:46:08
Worthy has signed 46 players (NCFC) - Pompey_Yellow, Oct 22, 21:51:25
- Jason Jarrett (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 22, 23:50:38
- Leigh Bromby (NCFC) - coldplay, Oct 22, 22:14:39
  - He with the long throw... (NCFC) - Pompey_Yellow, Oct 22, 22:17:37
    - no! (NCFC) - coldplay, Oct 22, 22:28:17
      - Small ads in "Crap But Cheap Jobless Northern Footballers Monthly" I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 22:30:25
- exceptions (NCFC) - green tambourine, Oct 22, 22:14:33
  - 40% of that post is bollocks imo (n/m) (NCFC) - caffrey, Oct 22, 22:33:27
  - Fair enough (NCFC) - Pompey_Yellow, Oct 22, 22:20:13
    - Svenny not a success? You're having a giraffe (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 22:29:09
Pinkun sackWorthyometer up to 94.5% ! (n/m) (NCFC) - revenge of the pith, Oct 22, 19:30:35
- Now 94.6 (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Oct 22, 19:41:26
- i added my weight (NCFC) - Riverking, Oct 22, 19:33:50
  - ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 22, 19:39:11
  - needs a really big majority for maximum publicity.. (NCFC) - loz, Oct 22, 19:35:38
  - Own up - who are the 5.5%? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ted Bowger, Oct 22, 19:34:54
    - prob worthless on his laptop n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Oct 22, 19:36:11
- Keep it going and the board will have to face facts n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Oct 22, 19:31:28
  - even Delia with her ears full of dough would find it hard (NCFC) - revenge of the pith, Oct 22, 19:36:14
    - Exactly so keep voting and tell all you know to vote ! n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Oct 22, 19:37:08
Quite a fit accent... (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Sep 27, 23:07:52
- Linzi is one of us Hants Canaries (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 28, 00:41:03
- This woman?? (General Chat) - DefConOne, Sep 27, 23:09:33
- If you're desperate.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Sep 27, 23:09:19
- Not with her breathing in heaviliy after every sentence... (n/m) (General Chat) - Bezley, Sep 27, 23:09:01
- haha back to the huckerby bashing (General Chat) - pants, Sep 27, 23:08:47
- Not Lancastrian though ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 23:08:09
  - My missus is from Lancashire (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Sep 27, 23:09:07
    - Lucky git...... (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Sep 27, 23:12:41
      - Leyland, just outside Preston (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Sep 27, 23:18:03
        
        Wade Hall estate in Leyland (General Chat) - double hipness, Sep 27, 23:27:19
        
        class,your a lucky bloke! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Sep 27, 23:19:56
        
        yeah, i wish i was married to a northerner (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 27, 23:23:28
        
        I know (General Chat) - DDiM, Sep 27, 23:22:04
      - burnley? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 27, 23:14:20
        
        Don't forget (General Chat) - nickinoo, Sep 27, 23:16:22
        
        Its grim up north (General Chat) - double hipness, Sep 27, 23:22:08
        
        you forgot Glassendock (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Sep 27, 23:25:09
    - Don't let PK know! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 27, 23:10:02
Adams the cock (NCFC) - DefConOne, Sep 20, 21:59:06
- he's not Doris Stokes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 20, 22:00:12
  - No he's Cock McCock (n/m) (NCFC) - DefConOne, Sep 20, 22:01:24
Nicky Price - Why does she say everything like she is reading the news (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 20, 21:57:14
- haha was about to post saying that bird at HT sounds like she's reading from a sheet (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 20, 21:58:41
  - No her reading is Shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 20, 22:01:58
    - We'll find out just how much her reading is shit... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 20, 22:02:55
FAO Berlin Canary. You have mail re Viettnam (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Sep 17, 22:03:51
- oops beerspelling.....Vietnam (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Sep 17, 22:08:24
  - nnnn.na.na.nnnn Nineteen!!! (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 17, 22:13:38
    - Purple heart...sssSiagon (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 17, 22:17:39
      - beerspelling for you too SAIGON (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Sep 17, 22:24:32
Plymouth and Millwall winning... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 17, 17:42:41
- Southampton Rob (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Sep 17, 22:06:05
- we were bottom after 0-4 millwall (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Sep 17, 17:55:07
  - I thought someone got a bigger win that day? .... (Other Football) - bjt, Sep 17, 18:01:23
    - oh fuck (Other Football) - SCC 26, Sep 17, 18:06:02
      - Nope - Gills beat Preston 5-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 17, 18:15:40
        
        same thing (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Sep 17, 18:16:46
        
        Not ... (Other Football) - bjt, Sep 17, 18:17:19
  - yes but not far into the season...stop pointing out stuff I point out to you weeks ago (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 17, 17:56:46
- Likewise. (n/m) (Other Football) - Mick_Jagger, Sep 17, 17:48:07
Leon (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Sep 16, 19:25:14
- I heard she's gone back to Reading - hence the "Leon to Reading" stories pre-season. (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Sep 16, 20:39:30
  - I haven't heard anything recently (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 16, 20:41:29
- about seven months ago (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 16, 20:27:05
- According to an inside source (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 16, 19:29:23
  - to busy practising his topless celebrations (NCFC) - pants, Sep 16, 19:59:44
    - Got booked for that, too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 16, 20:08:25
    - and huckerby (NCFC) - pants, Sep 16, 20:02:57
FAO oh arr - olive branch (General Chat) - Suggy, Sep 5, 21:28:52
- Sometimes it's like (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Sep 5, 21:31:29
  - this most important thing is da baby! who is da father?!Do ya wana do a lie detector test? (General Chat) - triffick, Sep 5, 21:39:37
  - I knooooooooooowwwwww (General Chat) - Suggy, Sep 5, 21:34:18
  - a jungle sometimes makes me wonder how I keep from going under.. (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 5, 21:33:50
    - Less of the 'elder statesman', cuntybollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Suggy, Sep 5, 21:35:07
      - listen here grandad... (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 5, 21:57:20
- Grumpometer... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 5, 21:30:44
  - No, I meant it (General Chat) - Suggy, Sep 5, 21:32:36
    - We all get a bit pre-menstral Suggs... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 5, 21:36:38
- And the Staircase Wit.... (General Chat) - Suggy, Sep 5, 21:30:16
All time WOTB blubs... (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 16:01:26
- Tony Powells Dress (Other Football) - Southampton Rob, Sep 5, 21:32:04
- PK & Sarah (Other Football) - SherryEnema, Sep 5, 16:21:51
- No contest. The great... (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 16:12:49
- Racist fucking Austrians. (n/m) (Other Football) - roywallerslovechild, Sep 5, 16:05:24
  - Bloody Convicts. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 16:07:58
    - Wrong country (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 16:08:14
      - You never let us down. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 16:09:10
        
        Hey, don't mention it (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 16:09:34
        
        See link (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 5, 16:10:45
        
        Ohhhhh errrr, matron (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 16:11:26
  - What was that ? Although every Austrian I've met has been a bit (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 5, 16:06:46
    - Errr, someone saying they didn't like Austrians ... (Other Football) - roywallerslovechild, Sep 5, 16:08:30
    - pk (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 5, 16:07:18
- jelly squirts? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 5, 16:04:29
- Brandonio and co on July 7th. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 5, 16:03:48
- Think you're responsible for a few. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Tudster, Sep 5, 16:02:36
It'll soon be that time of year (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Sep 2, 20:41:23
- Worthy out, sack the board? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 2, 21:58:48
  - Chase Out!! (General Chat) - Southampton Rob, Sep 2, 22:08:15
Primus, Pearce, Jeffers and Morrisson could all have been NCFC players... (NCFC) - Worf55, Sep 2, 20:09:33
- Dean Windass!!! (NCFC) - Southampton Rob, Sep 2, 22:05:59