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This aplly to a few posters here? (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 29, 09:31:32
- definitely applies to me (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 09:39:06
  - ^^floater (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 10:47:40
  - paint brush (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 09:55:09
they must realize he's shit (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 15:04:53
- Good grief, is he really only 24? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 28, 15:27:48
I have a cold and have been sent home from work. People are paranoid about this here flu. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 13:44:26
- thats what my wife thought she had (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 28, 13:49:19
  - lazy bitch (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 13:50:25
    - watch your mouth thats my wife your talking about (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 28, 13:52:21
      - * you're * (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 13:54:01
        
        ^ he means the second one!^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 14:51:26
  - I've had flu ages ago and this isn't flu, it's a cold. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 13:50:16
    - thats exactly what my wife said (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 28, 13:53:40
      - I had the same symptoms earlier in the year. Twice. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 14:41:55
        
        I think I was (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 14:47:38
        
        For me, it was late Feb, early March - would have to check when I was off sick (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 14:56:04
        
        My brother had similar around the same time (March) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 15:27:05
        
        Ended up with massive bruising!? That's some cough! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 15:50:47
      - Fair point I'm keeping the faith. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 13:56:43
- Ass ridikalus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:45:53
  - almost as redickerless as a healthy 'young' male paying for a flu jab once a year (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 13:53:08
    - Think that probably depends on whether they do stuff to compromise thier immune system. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:10:01
      - you been shagging rent boys 'bareback' again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 14:12:10
        
        I've been trying to cut down. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:13:38
        
        I told you before. Cold Turkey, it's the only way. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 14:16:44
        
        but then you've got to worry about bird flu (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 14:19:47
        
        Not if they are still frozen, although frost bite then comes into play. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 14:21:02
        
        it's what worked for me... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 14:18:33
        
        Indeed, and you had a severe problem, one of the worst I've encountered. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 14:20:27
What is your most favourite (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 28, 13:06:20
- Un-Led-Ed by Dread Zeppelin (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 15:10:58
- Best Dressed Chicken in Town (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Jul 28, 15:09:54
- ub40 greatest hits (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 13:53:15
- Can we count Ska revival? I love The Beat (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 28, 13:37:31
- Best of Shaggy: The Boombastic Collection (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 13:27:47
- Just about anything by Lee Scratch Perry (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 13:22:56
- Bob Marley Legend (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 13:18:55
- Not reggae, but my fave album title is... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 28, 13:08:43
- Depends. Dub, dancehall, ragga or roots? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 13:08:23
  - Any of the above (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 28, 13:45:38
    - Exodus (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 13:58:37
Hmm (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Jul 28, 11:57:22
- Mr C, money aside for a second... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 28, 12:01:40
  - Well yes and no (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Jul 28, 12:18:58
    - I think its a long season and cody, adeyemi and martin will all get a chance... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 28, 12:25:51
  - I agree with this ^^ (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 28, 12:12:09
    - "A couple are unsuccesful" (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Jul 28, 12:19:51
      - guess that's a reason to sign more than you might need? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 12:25:23
        
        Is it? (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Jul 28, 12:38:27
        
        but you can never be 'sure' about anyone, no matter how much they cost (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 28, 12:51:40
        
        but Reg has seen these signings play twice (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 12:54:11
        
        Competition for places (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 12:46:43
        
        Oh yeah (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Jul 28, 12:51:18
        
        Well I reckon we have 4 CM's now that could do well for us at League One level (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 12:52:55
      - Indeed, Most managers operate on what.. about 50% success rate? (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 28, 12:23:05
        
        Munby said it was 4 out of 10 (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Jul 28, 12:24:43
  - can of worms opened^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 12:02:33
    - Not meant that way at all... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 28, 12:03:22
      - i know (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 12:08:44
      - a fair enough one as well, I have some concerns as well but it's hard to tell (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 12:05:56
        
        Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 28, 12:12:44
- I think we're better off (NCFC) - BB_King, Jul 28, 11:58:52
What if you saw a geranium? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 11:53:54
- Burn them (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 12:51:33
- Smell it and pretend I'm in the ozone layer (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 28, 12:47:37
- I'd show it one of those nice bishy barnabees you sent me (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 12:35:52
- yes, defo! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 12:06:05
- Depends. Would it be an enriched geranium? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:05:33
- geranium - cranium - flowery thoughts. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 11:58:00
- i'd mug it off (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 11:57:52
- I'd stroke its stem (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 11:57:00
- Gottem in my hanging baskets. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:56:51
  - Lickatini? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 11:58:52
    - white wine? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 12:01:55
      - a blue cocktail (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:07:31
    - Not often. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:59:54
      - We went in the BSG on Sunday evening. jafski got eyed up by an alcoholic hag and we stood (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:05:29
        
        The BSG was juts like the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tatooine. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:14:15
        
        At were Carfuuuuu weren't ut? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:11:28
        
        et unt (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:11:45
        
        Garry Brrokes off of the wrath kept talking to me even after the taxi door was closed and (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:16:29
        
        Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:22:35
        
        No worries Raymond. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:24:53
        
        He asked us 1427 questions on Sunday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:18:19
        
        Often in bunches of ten. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:18:48
        
        I like the Ten Bells if you mean the same Ten Bells as I mean. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:09:31
        
        Yep - that one. There were about 7 other people out in the City. It was like 9 Days Later. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:10:51
        
        We had two Sambucases and I had some dry roasted peanuts. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:18:27
        
        Here's her chest. Same dress I believe. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:32:19
        
        That's them. I lover her a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:36:32
        
        I would!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:34:56
        
        This is a bit Stepford Wives... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:34:33
        
        is this you, Garrrry or Jafski? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:47:20
        
        forget it, dint work! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:48:26
        
        Yes it did. Garry Brooke's the one on the left. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:56:51
        
        lol - no I wanted the last piccy with the tiny man with a beer glass on his head! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:59:48
        
        Oh that wasn't me either. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 13:01:42
        
        Or me. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 13:18:09
        
        I'm the one on the left. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:48:07
        
        is they from Saturday's Pride march!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:35:48
        
        Where's the birdcage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:18:52
        
        Fuckanory. The Pottergate Tavern's changed a bit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:20:52
        
        It used to be The Pottergate Tavern, then Derby's or suffen. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:20:05
        
        Brown Derby, then Pottergate, Now Birdcage. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:20:59
        
        And The Morning Star and Morning Mail afore that. The bottom room down the steps is where (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:25:25
        
        That's right. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:28:35
        
        Except it's 1938.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:40:25
        
        There was a big shitarse in there, and one on a Lotus in the lead rectangle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:27:50
        
        They've got plastic ivy in the beer concrete bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:23:23
        
        I frown on that sort of thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:24:17
        
        It usually surrounds the bird. But this one is on Pottergate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:19:25
        
        It was Corfu. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:08:43
- yeah, what if... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 11:55:10
  - I have some of dem on me (love on the) terrace(s) (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 28, 11:56:02
iFooners who have used them abroad. If you're not in this category then post daft answers. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 09:54:23
- we took "screenshots" of the map of budapest and then had them in (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 10:06:25
- I guess it will be very expensive for data (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 09:59:32
- be sensible (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:58:51
  - or buy a map (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 10:10:39
- I used it abroad, but switched off the roaming to avoid paying oodles in data charges. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 09:56:54
  - That's my other option but I just know I'll be tempted to "just use one little app" and (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 10:00:30
    - I haven't a clue, not the slightest inkling. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:25:57
  - Correct me if I'm wrong (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 09:59:27
    - best way is to buy a local PAYG simcard when abroad (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 10:18:31
    - Nope. You're wrong. But it has been reduced. Still expensive though (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 10:05:44
    - nope - just been abroad on my stag and it would cost more (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 10:05:22
Has anyone ever had an inner ear infection? Last night i was close to killing myself (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 28, 09:46:30
- get swine flu (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 10:21:26
- i get them alot due to having had an operation on them (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 10:08:12
  - A week, a fucking week?? Right it's been nice knowing you all. (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 28, 10:31:56
- Smoke a joint, have a w**k, and then watch any ncfc seaspn review dvd (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 09:52:31
  - THATS the spirit!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 10:07:13
- don't get the lug (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:50:58
  - Too much pain to google (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 28, 10:32:44
    - not enough to wrath? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 11:12:38
How many are we taking to Palace? (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 28, 09:33:33
- 4 for Aldiss Park (NCFC) - south, Jul 28, 10:01:17
- 358 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 09:39:54
- 8000 innit? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 28, 09:39:08
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:35:31
  - ?30!! THIRTY POUNDS (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 09:36:30
    - Please tell me they are not charging that for the game tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 28, 09:37:03
      - they are not charging that for the game tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 09:44:43
        
        its fifteen quids tonight, 10 oaps (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:47:18
        
        Fucking hell! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 09:54:17
        
        thats what it says on the official shite (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:56:54
- None if any of us have sense.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 28, 09:34:50
Been given a dietician to help try and sort his sleep problems, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 28, 08:52:37
- Smoke a joint, have a wank, and then watch any ncfc seaspn review dvd, (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 28, 09:40:14
  - ^^^^ sleeps like a baby^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:48:04
- you could also try........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:33:54
  - ^^see^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 09:34:36
    - ^^mr mature has turned up^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:35:03
- somtimes I get the feeling that a few of the posters on this site (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 09:33:32
  - chairs, it's more of a trial thing, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 28, 09:38:46
    - you selfish bar steward!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 10:08:59
  - oh listen...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:34:30
- Just try this: (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 09:23:54
- your heads not right (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:22:32
- vindaloo and 8 pints of guiness does the trick.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:13:30
- Remember: dietician = good; nutritionist = quack. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 09:11:56
- Remember: dietician = good; nutritionist = quack. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 09:07:17
  - Quack Quack (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 28, 09:37:55
- As I understand it, insomnia can be caused by many things (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 09:03:54
- say goodbye to that Americano and alcohol!! (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Jul 28, 08:58:52
- "yes mister fourlife" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 08:55:51
  - The funny thing is right, I only have one cappuccino in the morning, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 28, 09:27:15
  - and the 2 bottles of wine before bed doesn't help, lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 08:58:50
To be fair... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 16:35:53
- Nice to see your mouse-driven-paintbrush skills are as spastic as mine are. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 16:39:21
  - Ohhhh yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 17:02:45
  - you can't say spastic any more (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:43:49
- laff my moobs off (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:38:54
yes. but look..... (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:34:55
- He's driving out onto Platt Lane from their training ground. What a cock. (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 24, 16:36:38
  - always seems a bit of a gayer (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:46:49
  - there is no excuse for owning a car like that (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:37:43
    - He's had it resprayed white and blue I think... (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 24, 16:39:27
loving the darts right off (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:32:58
- brilliant sport (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:35:38
  - its a fucking "game"...... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 24, 16:54:18
Sammy Clingan, what do we make of these reports that he doesnt actually want to leave? (NCFC) - samcd84, Jul 24, 16:24:31
- Looked to me like he wanted to leave from about half way through last season (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Jul 24, 18:06:36
- I'll always like sammy me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 16:34:17
- I don't believe for a second that he especially desperate to stay at NCFC (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 24, 16:32:54
  - fuck me we've got 49 reserves (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:34:30
  - Agree (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:34:04
- It would be a shame (NCFC) - Riverking, Jul 24, 16:27:06
  - 92 actually. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 24, 16:28:26
- a hat (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:25:17
  - i prefer the Blue Peter Christmas advent candle..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 24, 16:27:53
    - *john noakesface* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:30:06
      - shep is DEAD? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 24, 16:30:35
        
        Shep (1971-1987) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:32:37
        
        I shed a tear with Noakesy when he announced it on TV. Sad day that. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 24, 16:38:56
Grant Holt Signs! (NCFC) - felicity, Jul 24, 16:19:20
- glad you're on the ball (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:21:07
  - David Strihavakaerererere (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:27:13
    - Stuart Nelson (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:27:26
      - Who's Stuart Nelson? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 16:29:16
        
        Stuart Nelson (NCFC) - Riverking, Jul 24, 16:30:38
        
        yeah at least we've stuck this year's back up on three months (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:35:03
      - ooh they're in the wrong place^^ (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:27:57
we must be the man citeh of divvy three (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:18:24
- that noel gallagher bloke says he dunt want john terry cos of his funny eyes (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:23:41
  - No he said he didnt want Terry as he is a cry baby (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 24, 16:38:13
  - he also said he didn't like landan types (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:29:39
    - Noel Gallagher is a class A twat though (NCFC) - Riverking, Jul 24, 16:32:30
      - Aye to that - but his talentless whingeing brother is even worse!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 24, 17:22:44
- They got 30,000 a week when they were down in this division. (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 16:20:16
When was the last time a signing was greeted with universal approval on here? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 24, 16:16:47
- Julien Brellier (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:24:54
  - We did, how wrong we were. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 24, 16:32:02
  - Blimey, I had forgottod about the boi. (n/m) (NCFC) - Riverking, Jul 24, 16:28:09
  - Mathieu Louis Jean (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:25:09
    - I have a story regarding... (NCFC) - Riverking, Jul 24, 16:29:10
      - and two more players who met with universal approval (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:32:50
    - Graham Stuart (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:25:27
      - Jason Jarret (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:25:45
        
        Chris Killen (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:25:58
        
        Jurgen Colin (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:26:11
- The last signing with universal approval...? (NCFC) - Riverking, Jul 24, 16:24:36
- it was the spurs defender (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:22:57
- Hucklebury Dean Earnshaw? Or was it Captain Cave-Brown? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 16:17:38
- Steve Walsh (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:17:20
ONLY TEn SIGnings THE CLUB IS A JOKE (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:11:56
- Agreed (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 24, 16:25:41
- I know, sacking a manager who kept us up as well (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 16:12:51
  - mine was a slight pop at the selwyns (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:16:01
  - and getting rid of darrell huckelerburys (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:15:02
song for the new season (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:08:15
- The only club with an A3 programme (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 24, 16:14:51
- Best Holt since Gary, you are the best Holt since Gary, best Holt since Gaaaaaa-rrrryyyyyy (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 16:10:22
- I will be singing "who are ya, who are ya" to our team again as opposed to the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 16:10:12
  - I'll be too busy with my programme going "...who's number 73 for us again?" to sing at all (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 16:11:05
Find it hard to believe that we turned down ?500k bid for Russell (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 20:43:18
- Russell (NCFC) - Load of old bull, Jul 23, 20:50:59
  - Those are my thoughts too. Delighted if we get that much for him. (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 20:53:03
    - Persoanlly, if I read that ANY of last year's squad have been sold, I shan't fret (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:55:51
      - Fuck 'em all (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 23, 21:40:42
      - and bring 'em back in 3 or 4 years time? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 21:11:34
- Good to see Roeders find got us ?650k though hey (NCFC) - pants, Jul 23, 20:47:14
  - hi skill in scouting players was never in doubt (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 23, 20:51:50
  - "Find"? (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 20:50:15
- perhpas it was the way the payment was to be structured rather than the amount (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 20:45:57
- Are you from the S West or do you just live there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:44:43
  - I just live here. (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 20:48:36
    - Ah. OK then. I was going to ask you to try my S West Driving Test (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:49:41
      - Glaaaawster. Are you from the SW too then? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 20:50:41
        
        No, but I drive through it regularly on the way to Weymouth, where my daughter lives. (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:53:07
        
        Work occasionally takes me down Somerset / Dorset way (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 20:55:26
        
        foreign lorry drivers (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 20:58:48
        
        In my job I have to communicate with forrin lorry drivers quite regularly (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 21:02:51
        
        ROFL! That IS funny (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 21:07:34
        
        The old 'I'm Lithuanian' line, hey? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 21:04:17
        
        Well yes obviously I *was*, but that goes without saying dunnit? (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 21:08:03
        
        Plus unsafe vehicles (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 23, 21:01:26
        
        Do forrin lorry drivers pay UK rud tax (a %age thereof) question mark (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 21:14:29
        
        Nope, but (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 21:18:19
OK, your challenge should you choose to accept it (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:25:43
- Have you tried beer? (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 23, 20:56:58
- This may do it (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 23, 20:50:46
  - didn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:51:55
    - well, at least i tried.... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 23, 20:56:00
      - and I thank you for it. Bravo, in a numb sort of way (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:56:35
- tune into big brother, everyone is raving about it on here (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:45:31
  - Don't get a monk on (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 23, 20:53:50
  - ^^^Tetchy^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 23, 20:49:37
    - not at all (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 23, 21:01:55
      - I agree (General Chat) - pants, Jul 23, 21:04:55
        
        thats (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 23, 21:13:28
        
        my bad (General Chat) - pants, Jul 23, 21:15:49
  - correction; everyone on here is raving about it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:47:50
  - How are you Mr Tombs? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:46:51
    - I'm ok (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:48:51
      - Spaz chariot? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 23, 20:52:57
      - whooooosh (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:50:52
        
        its not a gag (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 20:56:07
        
        correct (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:59:33
        
        Let me have a try (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:57:24
        
        me too. (General Chat) - pants, Jul 23, 20:58:53
        
        lmto (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 21:00:27
        
        Got to say (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:59:30
        
        well Try A bETTer word than FECKING SHELVES (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 21:02:11
        
        sorry Sal. italics. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 21:04:42
        
        yeah SHELVES for fuck sake! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 23, 21:04:34
- I see. What if you saw a flea? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 23, 20:36:51
  - Fail. Must try harder. numbbbbbbbbbb. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:38:06
  - on a usb (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 23, 20:37:52
- See? You're all numb too. We should form a society. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 23, 20:32:18
LBE has signed. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 19:25:16
- Honestly thought he would never find another pro club. (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 23, 19:40:45
  - he's got lush hair (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 19:47:42
    - yes he has (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 19:58:33
Board Poll: What would be the lowest finishing league position you would accept (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 13:25:28
- 1st (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jul 23, 14:06:10
- Job For Life (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 23, 13:38:15
- Bottom (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 23, 13:37:28
- 9th (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 23, 13:36:58
- Champions (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 23, 13:32:23
- 17th - its my lucky number! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 23, 13:32:05
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 23, 13:31:46
- 2nd (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 23, 13:30:46
- 6th (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 23, 13:29:48
- depends (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 13:29:14
  - agreed - difficult one that but supposing we have a fairly average season - 6th (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 13:37:54
  - Along the same lines (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 13:35:11
  - Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 23, 13:31:12
- 1st (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:28:18
- Fourth bottom of the Championship (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 23, 13:28:13
  - Agreed, but as we won't I'll go for top 6 and winning play-off final (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Jul 23, 13:42:36
    - So Gunny out if we lose play-off final (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 13:47:53
      - Yep, no room for sentimentality. Promotion should be the minimum expectation. (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Jul 23, 14:00:49
- 6th (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 13:26:54
- 6th (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Jul 23, 13:26:17
What is Brigitte doing in this photo that is universally frowned upon? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 23, 13:22:52
- Is she casting her vote for the National Front... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 23, 13:39:38
- burying her norks - disgraceful! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 23, 13:34:02
- Wearing knickers. Phoooooaaaaaar (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 23, 13:32:33
- arse flossing (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 13:31:39
- Sunbathing on the moon? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 23, 13:29:58
- That was in the Guardian this morning (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:27:49
  - She probably still has (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 23, 13:30:46
    - Sadly not (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:33:07
      - Oh well, memories (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 23, 13:37:15
    - No she dunt. And she's hatstand these days too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 23, 13:33:02
      - mm, cwochamean (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 23, 13:35:31
        
        Mad (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 23, 13:36:29
        
        Ah. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 23, 13:38:11
  - I've had her (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 23, 13:30:33
- smoking a fag (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 13:23:55
  - Oh (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 23, 13:25:54
    - obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 13:28:37
Will Gunn still be our manager at the end of the season? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:12:04
- Who's Will Gunn? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 13:28:18
  - Silly boy (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:30:51
    - He would probably get more out this squad than Gunn! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 13:38:37
      - *Bryan Gunn (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 13:40:32
- if we do reallybadly in the first 10 games he'll have to go (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 13:22:46
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 23, 13:21:51
- I have no way of telling if he'll be NCFCs. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 23, 13:14:56
- Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 23, 13:14:17
- Most definitely. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 23, 13:12:53
Where will we finish in League 1 Predictions (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jul 23, 12:59:32
- 11-14th (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 13:29:08
- 1st (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 23, 13:23:44
  - ^^^Loon^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 13:39:04
  - Huzzah (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:29:14
- 3rd (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 23, 13:21:15
- 17th (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 23, 13:18:58
  - hooray (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 13:19:51
    - I find the idea that we'll be anywhere near the playoffs completely laughable (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 23, 13:35:15
- 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 13:12:50
- 9th (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 13:11:05
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 23, 13:09:50
- Nuremburg. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 23, 13:07:36
- 3rd (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 23, 13:04:12
- 50th (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 23, 13:02:45
- 6th! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 23, 13:02:25
- 5th oh controversial one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jul 23, 13:02:23
- 12th (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 13:00:40
A general 'huh, heeeeeeeeeey????' moment... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 21, 09:49:53
- Holy Moly (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 21, 10:41:27
- My word, thats shocking! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jul 21, 09:59:44
- it'd be intresting to see how he does with i suspect (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 21, 09:59:23
- Fuck about. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 21, 09:57:28
  - my taxi driver yesterday was a cockernee and I heard him say "Fuckabaaahht" (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jul 21, 10:06:55
- I just realised thats for real lol (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jul 21, 09:54:09
  - That's just hwat i was looking for - couldnt find the flaw in it though! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jul 21, 09:54:56
- 6m just in pay off's over the past 3 years, nice work!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 21, 09:53:34
- Bloody hell! prudence with ambition and all that. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jul 21, 09:53:14
- Nobody is buying football clubs at the moment though. What? Oh. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 21, 09:52:42
- that's quality (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jul 21, 09:52:19
i don't want to get all hyper and over the top but (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 18, 21:41:07
- Based on Archant's gosh golly reports (why are they sooo onside now) (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 21:47:12
- Yes, things dont' seem quite as grim as they did a couple of months ago (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 21:45:54
  - maybe we can loan a couple from the 300 that Man City have. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 18, 22:30:49
  - Ummmmmmmmm (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 21:48:53
    - I think the utter disillusion has just subsided a bit (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 21:51:18
      - We have a marginal disagreement only then (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 21:54:13
        
        Well, Hoolahan looking like he's staying has cheered me up (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 21:57:24
        
        Whereas (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 21:58:35
        
        why would that upset you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 21:59:15
        
        Because (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 22:01:39
        
        I suspect that a large majority of fans would disagree with you (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 22:04:55
        
        Well they might (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 22:11:50
        
        True, but of course if we all followed such logic then presumably we'd have got rid of (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 22:16:26
        
        oof. Horrible but compelling logic, Creo. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 22:12:59
        
        You know what Tricky (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 22:19:23
        
        Life's too short (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 18, 22:25:06
        
        What's bizarre about league one, is that I barely care about us now, because that's (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 23:44:11
        
        football is mostly social anyway (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 19, 03:21:23
        
        but football shouldn't be a high priority (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 22:28:59
        
        Not me (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 22:27:47
        
        Still got my season ticket (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 18, 22:33:09
        
        and if football affects you more than that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 22:36:52
        
        most people still love the club (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 22:30:04
        
        Then they deserve what they got (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 22:33:08
        
        why should that mean they deserved it? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 18, 22:35:57
Me and Mrs Loj have been married twettytoo years today, lovely old job. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 19:51:38
- well played, have a good night (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 18, 21:35:29
- well in loj! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 18, 21:09:01
- berlimy (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 18, 20:55:15
- I've been married for 22 years on 1st August (General Chat) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 18, 20:23:46
- Congratulations LOJ (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 18, 20:08:19
- marvellous (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 20:02:04
- Bravo loj!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 18, 19:59:10
  - thank you all very much. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 20:18:15
    - Doing anything specai? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 18, 20:20:12
      - I took Mrs Loj out last night, so we are doing a boxing, drinky family evening. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 20:29:28
        
        Boxing? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 18, 20:43:16
        
        Jono and Danny McIntosh are fighting. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 20:53:31
        
        Coolio - Can't really get too excited about boxing but enjoy!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 18, 21:01:41
        
        As in meal Boxing? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 18, 20:43:49
anyone know what a cotton woll job is? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 18, 15:57:48
- *wool* (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 18, 16:05:44
- Taken off as a precaution - wrapped in cotton wool. I think that's what he means! (NCFC) - Clipper, Jul 18, 16:05:42
  - thats my point (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 18, 16:07:31
- they've wrapped his head up in cotton wool (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 16:03:44
What a better way to spend a Friday...in the pub garden having a liquid lunch (extended0 (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 17, 14:49:53
- like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 15:38:49
- wouldn't surprise me, (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 17, 15:04:12
- chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 17, 14:52:14
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:51:23
- quite funny^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 17, 14:51:13
I'd like to call this picture "The spirit of Cricket" (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:23:56
- i love flintoff and cook really laughing, bopara looks a bit scared though (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 17, 14:44:27
- Furious (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 17, 14:44:08
- Hopefully he will look like that at the end of Day 5 (n/m) (Other Sports) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 14:33:18
- Cheer up Rick. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 14:32:58
- ILOVEIT (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dog, Jul 17, 14:32:30
- I dunt get it? (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 17, 14:31:02
  - Well. Ponting mentioned the spirit of croicket after physiogate and look at his little fac (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:33:21
    - still none the wiser, cricket is shit. (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 17, 14:35:45
      - OK. Think of it like if he'd been wrongly disqualified from a scuba compo and showed disse (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:38:28
        
        And the other team of scubaers are in the background laughing and clapping him off. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:39:36
        
        Scubarizers, shirley ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arganth, Jul 17, 15:19:52
        
        ok, got it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 17, 14:43:41
        
        Context. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:46:57
- Haha that's already one of my favourite sport pictures ever (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 14:29:48
  - brilliant (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 17, 14:32:04
  - Isn't it great? He looks happy. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:30:45
- ha ha, SEE YA ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 17, 14:27:14
- ho ho (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 17, 14:24:48
This ones especially for your cammers. A Friday tit-bit if you will. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:05:28
- lol lol ma. Thanks jafski, cheered me right up (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 14:10:05
- That's a World War Two. And thanks, I've just finished my lunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 17, 14:08:51
- theres a hartson gag there but i'm not doing it (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 17, 14:08:32
thunder in NR1 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 17, 14:04:42
Caption compo. What do you think CC has just said to big Dave? (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 17, 13:56:10
- and once more (General Chat) - south, Jul 17, 14:44:00
- "David, me and Daphne have something to tell you... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 17, 14:38:47
- Check out these breasts! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 14:12:19
  - Cool your jets, he's practically married. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 14:16:09
  - ^^^^ jealous ^^^^^ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 17, 14:13:41
    - haha yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 14:16:53
- "Look David, you're 33 years old." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 17, 14:07:02
- "I'm not real, David" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 14:05:34
- The waiting staff don't believe you when you say that the second portion is for me (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 17, 14:03:39
- no david my name is not daryl such (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 17, 14:03:28
- No Captain, it is not Birds nest soup (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 13:59:17
- "Leave the bitch, it's me you really want." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 13:58:37
  - Sorry Big Dave. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 13:58:47
- "I'm sorry, David, but I just don't feel the same way about you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 13:57:18
It is RAINING in London, England (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 17, 13:46:10
- Raining here and at Lords! boooooooooooooo (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 14:10:46
- Raining in Bordeaux (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 17, 14:09:41
- and in 's Gravenhage, the Netherlands (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 13:59:43
- +14 and gray but dry day in Husavik, Iceland (n/m) (Other Sports) - No99, Jul 17, 13:51:59
  - I'd really really like to visit Iceland. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 13:58:01
    - its worse than asdas (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 17, 14:46:08
- not in Paddington though (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 13:47:31
  - hmmm, stopped now (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 17, 13:50:01
    - raining in W3 (n/m) (Other Sports) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 13:50:59
      - Is that not the postcode for Clapham Common? (Other Sports) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 13:51:51
        
        Fucking hell - it's like someone let Bernard Manning in the house. (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 17, 14:00:13
        
        it's funny, selwyn doesn't wind me up but he should but this cocksucker's such a (Other Sports) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 14:08:52
        
        You should rise above it (Other Sports) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 14:10:31
        
        Right I'm now convinced you're a binner (n/m) (Other Sports) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 14:16:31
        
        Just shows how well and deep you have been hooked pal (n/m) (Other Sports) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 14:21:47
        
        Nearly as fat (n/m) (Other Sports) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 14:01:23
Croque Madame & a cup of tea (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 17, 13:33:51
- a tripple pack smmidge out of the shop at the hospital (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 17, 14:07:03
- Ham Sammidge, Yoggit, 1000m in the pool. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 13:56:49
  - You certainly are. Bravo AB. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 17, 14:00:32
    - I'm eating ham sammidges and yoggit too much though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 14:14:09
- An unexpected pleasure being able to eat, as I was expecting a motorway sandwich... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 17, 13:37:59
  - A motorway sandwich? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 17, 13:49:01
    - Cos I should be driving back to Blighty today... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 17, 13:57:41
      - Fairdos (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 17, 13:59:18
        
        Well kinda. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 17, 14:05:02
- Cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 13:35:41
- Pour moi (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 13:35:23
  - vvvvvv Homophobic Bigot vvvvvvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Jul 17, 13:50:04
  - Cock sucker^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 17, 13:40:58
Just commited a cardinal sin. Am I evil??? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:08:51
- I know it's too late to join in, but Muddy - standards, man, standards (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 15, 17:27:35
  - The deed is rectumfied. I returned to flush the offending Legume. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:35:17
- ^^^^^^^ stop eating sweetcorn you dirty get^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 16:43:02
  - It was in a chilli. Anyway, sweetcorn's lush! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:05:01
  - Or chew more thoroughly (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:47:07
    - Sweetcorn skin is made primarily of cellulose. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:07:37
      - Yes. So chew more thoroughly! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 17:35:29
- Bit nasty. But the next person can always flush. The real evil lies in the beasts who piss (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:26:43
  - "the next person can always flush"!!!??? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:30:11
    - No, no - I managed that on my own! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:32:43
      - Good man (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:35:17
        
        Hence my Poe-esque conscience I suppose. Thank you - I shall flush immediately (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:36:54
    - lol lol ma (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:32:13
- Man up, Son... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 15, 16:21:08
  - I don't even get out of the bath if I need a cack (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:37:15
  - Have you thought of moving jobs? The double entendre was intended. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:31:09
    - Still smiling at own pun (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:04:09
  - There's some swamp beast where Mrs AB works that leaves stools on the seat (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:25:09
    - Dirty protests (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 15, 16:29:50
    - Are you serious? Does she work in a maximum security prison? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:29:42
      - Very serious. She works in a regular office - debt recovery firm. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:34:24
        
        Did have you down as a vulture-fancier. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:43:52
        
        *didn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:44:17
        
        Fresh from the job......fnar fnar fnar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:35:22
      - Looks like I just copied tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:33:17
    - Agreed - for them, "Scattegories" becomes a very different board game.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:28:30
  - good god (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:22:31
    - Archant probably (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 16:29:59
- definitely scum of the earth material (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:20:41
- eat it (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:10:42
  - C'mon pants don't lower the standard there's no fun in eating shit unless it's directly (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:30:41
    - christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:37:04
      - C'mon can't a man make a scat gag on a Wednesday afternoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:38:10
    - FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 16:31:41
      - When did the roth suddenly have standards (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:38:43
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:34:11
Wrath of the barclay poll - best old skool toastie filling? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 15:23:51
- ham and cheese (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 16:03:06
  - Correct. And pineapple is for poofs (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 16:04:56
    - well i was given 1% hetro on that twatter thing yesterday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 16:39:03
    - well said (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 16:07:04
- marmite, cheese and either Worcester sauce or powdered chilli (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 15:38:07
- Cheese, and more cheese on top. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 15, 15:37:09
- Get this bloke to cook it up for you... (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 15, 15:33:24
  - Hans Blownhoff (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 15:35:52
    - Good, very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 15, 15:36:56
      - erm....Gunther Needanewan! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 15:59:55
- cheese, chilli, worcester sauce, pickles, slice of ham, diced pepperami, more cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 15:30:07
  - Diced pepperami as in the snack or proper pepperoni? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 15:32:41
    - either - proper pepperoni is 1st option but diced pepperami works too... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 15:36:13
      - I have to admit to liking pepperami, I even used to suck on the condom as a kid (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 15:39:03
        
        gayo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 15:41:05
- swan and papaya (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 15:27:11
- White chalk like dog plop. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 15, 15:26:30
- On the subject of food - Beans on Toast (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 15:26:10
  - Always worcestershire sauce for me or even sometimes a little brown sugar and red wine (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 15:37:52
  - Good with Tabasco as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 15, 15:35:01
  - Damn right - I have that too. Also try thier Love Apple Tomato Ketchup (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 15:30:45
- ham and cheese intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 15, 15:25:48
  - agreed - why anything else in a toastie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 15:26:33
Fantasy Premier League - Wrath Mini League (Other Football) - samcd84, Jul 15, 14:05:41
- I'm in and raring to go with a mediocre team! (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 15:24:29
- my teams gonna win (Other Football) - Totally, Jul 15, 14:46:43
- where's the link? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 14:30:12
  - premierleague.com (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Jul 15, 14:36:49
- Can anyone join? My fantasy.premierleague name is Iceman's City - Related (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellow Ice, Jul 15, 14:28:18
- and the new rule by Charles (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 15, 14:08:06
  - why don't everyone who entered the league (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 15:52:54
    - Go on, enter a team called Strap-on United. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 15:58:59
      - NO I won't (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 16:00:46
  - Really? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 15, 14:10:26
    - yep (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 15, 14:14:16
      - OK (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 15, 14:38:14
- Is it the original fantasy league classic that you pay ?20 to enter? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 14:08:03
my first prediction (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 11:44:53
- 1-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 15, 11:45:55
- Totlaly think we'll stick to current form (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:45:45
  - is this sticking behind the manager no matter what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 11:54:00
    - and before you say "as usual, pants is totlaly not allowed an opinion" (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 11:58:18
    - Is getting relegated in a "trial" period enough to get the job? (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:57:13
      - He's got the job whether you like it or not (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:00:20
        
        Totlaly bored of this angelic view that Gunn has had nothing to do with us (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 12:05:59
        
        "Maybe if others could accept that first, then things might roll into next season better" (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:14:40
        
        and yet you still spout your shit on here about Roeder being blameless for last season... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 12:14:23
        
        No I don't (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 12:31:04
        
        no pants, you're the one that's found of making up posts that you've read (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 13:14:54
        
        Why do you then? (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:56:59
        
        *fond* not found ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 13:15:15
        
        Maybe if others could accept that first, then things might roll into next season better (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:11:32
        
        "The minute the season kicks off it's just going to happen all over again" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 12:07:49
        
        It's already started (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 12:11:01
        
        3-0 down after 30mins (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 12:06:57
        
        Roeder's substitution timing did wonders for the confidence of Hoolahan. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:03:07
      - Because that is the only variable to take into account? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 11:59:16
  - Looking forward to Glenn getting a new job so you can fuck off and support that team? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 11:48:47
    - he won't ever get a job again (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 12:05:56
    - He will be waiting a long time!! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 15, 11:54:41
    - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 11:52:39
    - Totlaly ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:49:41
Andrew 'freddie' flintoff will retire from test cricket after the ashes (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 11:22:41
WOTB Predictions League 2009/2010 - The Rules, The Format, The Scoring, The Money (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 15, 11:15:50
- Instead of ?10 can I put forward a 20p I have? (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 11:51:41
- I'm in, here's my tenner... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 15, 11:45:26
  - Those ones without a date on are worth (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:49:05
- Good stuff, will be in again! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 15, 11:37:25
- Anyone seen a TV series called "LOST"? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 15, 11:36:37
  - So... has Locke always been the man in black? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 11:42:30
    - no ofcourse he hasn't (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 11:53:01
      - I knew that! (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:01:55
        
        I'm really hoping (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:16:30
        
        There was an overall plan... but Seasons 1 and 2 diverged massively... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:26:31
        
        I think the two skellingtons they found in the cave in the 1st serieswill be significant (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:21:52
        
        They producers always said they would be. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:24:48
        
        maybe, or they'll just be Rose and Bernard (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:23:20
        
        Probably, can't help thinking how easy it would be to create a show like Lost. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:26:10
        
        Suppose so (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:33:20
        
        I agree with you (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:40:12
        
        That was my thought. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:24:33
        
        I thought Jake and Kate, but probably more likely to be R&B (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:27:04
        
        Or Juliet and Sawyer. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:31:27
        
        Juliet = dead (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:46:06
        
        Strange that she's on the LOST panel at Comic-Con next week then. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:52:27
        
        ^^^ nerd (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:53:47
        
        She has. I reckon she'll be in a few episodes of LOST. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 13:01:46
        
        yeah, her funeral episode! (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 13:04:44
    - Season 5 totlaly sucked for me (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:44:50
      - explain that post immediatly, i thought S5 was ace (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jul 15, 12:10:22
        
        I am still undecided on Season 5 (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:18:13
        
        It went from decent plot to two kids in a playground going (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 12:15:40
        
        Totlaly didn't see it that way. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 12:23:25
        
        season 4 was dreadful (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:28:57
        
        It wasn't dreadful. Just very rushed. The producers admitted so. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:33:21
        
        Just some annoying episodes (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:47:08
        
        The epi where he tries to kill himself was amazing. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 12:51:53
        
        Oh my word (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 12:54:57
        
        Ah... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 13:02:18
        
        ha ha (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 13:05:29
        
        absolute gibberish (NCFC) - samcd84, Jul 15, 12:22:56
  - Totlaly Neil Frogurt (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:40:53
    - no, Totlaly LOST (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 15, 11:46:39
      - Totlaly finished in the top 5 both seasons (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 15, 11:47:43
- So at any given stage your points total is... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 11:27:43
  - Yep - thats it in a nutshell (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 15, 11:29:51
    - I shall give it go then! (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 11:41:35
- i'll fax you a tenner (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 11:20:01
Is the interest still there for a Predictions League? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 15, 10:47:11
- Yup, i got promoted last season I think? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 15, 11:13:29
- Or, how about retrospective cash prize for last season? (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 15, 11:06:18
  - If you can get 79 losers to agree to that and pay, you can have it... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 15, 11:09:22
    - I'll take that as a 'no' then! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 15, 11:12:25
- please - - i've never had a go yet in all the years of wotb. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 10:55:46
- i'm intrested (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 10:54:27
- I'd say yes, but the whole format seems perplexing. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 10:53:22
  - I didn't get it really either (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 15, 10:56:44
- yay! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 10:51:31
- It's a 'yes' from me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 10:51:05
- Oh yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:50:36
- yep - count me in on all counts (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 10:49:45
- who won overall last year? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 10:47:51
  - Hulk Rules? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 10:49:14
    - By miles and miles (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:53:46
      - I was actually starting to enjoy your weekly digs at me as the season closed (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 15, 11:13:57
        
        Youl sold your soul to the devil, it's the only explanation for that sort of accuracy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 11:25:06
      - I became a bit more obvious as the season went on (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 10:57:39
        
        *it not I (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 10:58:58
    - did he? He's been rather modest about that (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 10:52:17
whats the weather forecast for friday in naaaaaridge? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 10:42:43
- Go look ere ... (General Chat) - meeky, Jul 15, 12:03:38
- simple minds? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 10:55:14
  - yar! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 10:56:21
    - Aren't The Stranglers supporting? (General Chat) - mr carra, Jul 15, 11:02:51
      - dunno....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 11:04:29
        
        I did too - it was at MK Bowl in 91 along with OMD (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jul 15, 11:10:54
        
        yeah......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 11:21:43
    - shoot the poison arrow (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 11:01:06
      - only when smokey sings (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 11:03:12
      - *that*^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 11:01:24
- Tad moist i think....... see link below (General Chat) - woody, Jul 15, 10:45:33
  - ta, best i wear waterproofs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 10:57:17
    - Fuck - just looked again. 79mm - that's over 3 inches of rain. Flippers/snorkel in order!! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Jul 15, 11:17:26
      - point of order - *FINS and snorkel........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 15, 11:25:33
- Hang on, let me just check my seaweed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 10:44:39
dare in say... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 15, 10:33:15
- Waggers says we have taken a Danish centre back on trial (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 15, 10:49:05
  - Saying that the club did once... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 15, 10:55:42
    - thats because he's ginger (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 11:15:07
  - And, as ever, it MUST have been Steeno who recommended. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 10:51:14
  - Jens Berkel Askou (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 10:50:23
    - Bless you (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:52:48
- yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 15, 10:35:08
- What did Bridges say about our keeper? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 10:33:36
  - He said... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 15, 10:40:14
    - Splendid. He's obviously rubbish though, because we've signed him and he has an easily mo (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 10:41:50
      - Could I just say (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:44:41
        
        Sorry gaffer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 10:47:21
      - Expecting this headline after first match-winning performance (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 15, 10:43:53
        
        Imagine if he goes off for international duty, and doesn't report back as expected. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 10:48:10
        
        There are loads of jokes, but I just can't put my finger on one! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 10:49:46
        
        There's one on the tip of my tongue ... it's coming ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:51:08
        
        All smells a bit a fishy to me... (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 11:29:12
        
        Or if he has a row with She Who Must Not Be Named (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:49:34
        
        What do tartan garments have to do with it? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 10:52:30
        
        Chortle (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:51:53
        
        Oh ffs - should be down there (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:52:20
        
        He'd need to be Scottish for that to really work though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 10:50:58
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 15, 10:50:41
    - Oh great (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 15, 10:41:26
      - Made me chuckle abit that... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 15, 10:43:26
  - "he's got a gentle touch for a big man" (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 15, 10:35:15
    - Ah, sweet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 10:36:08
      - It's like Dean Ashton never left. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 15, 10:36:57
- dare i* (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 15, 10:33:25
Another reason not to get married (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:32:07
- Al Qaeda will now mass-buy bridal bouquets (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:34:39
- Ms Pensieri suffered multiple fractures and a head injury (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 17:34:16
- or to not get married (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:32:35
I saw this and thought of wrath (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 14, 16:55:51
- Why is having "Roman" as a first name funny? I don't get it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:57:54
  - 6 secs PA, 6 secs!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:59:46
- Ha, ha, ha (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:57:19
  - hah, int that ied's name too? mint (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 17:20:36
    - D'oh! Of course it is! (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:22:00
      - or maybe (General Chat) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 17:23:12
        
        tin tin cnuty (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 17:26:57
Jed Steer in goal tonight (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 14, 16:43:43
- Myclitus is probably sorting out all the shit he needs to do to move to the UK (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 17:25:09
  - he only needs a 4 pack of fosters a barbie and some flip flops (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 17:28:33
  - yeah, poor bastard (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 17:26:22
    - you should just turf everthing into a skip (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 17:38:56
      - to be honest it's not moving our posessions that's the problem (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 17:43:11
        
        Funnily enough, I know a lot of our players actually tend to do it themselves (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 17:46:03
        
        surely only the unmarried ones do that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 17:51:39
        
        yeah but coming from Aus he'll probly get some help from the club (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 17:56:16
        
        Surely all footballers rent, dunt they. They never know wherer they'll (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:57:57
        
        I'd think that quite a few can afford to buy (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:09:28
        
        yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 18:08:35
- Cavendish won today's stage of TdF (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 17:00:04
  - Amazing. (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 14, 17:06:59
  - lol - that's just spiteful (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 17:05:05
    - Indeed. Did they have a row about something else or something? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 17:06:06
  - Anabolics or Amphetamines? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:00:54
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 17:00:42
- we have 3 games in 5 days (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 14, 16:46:12
  - a reasonable thought (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 14, 16:57:05
    - Presumably they figure that he's only 2 injuries away from being no 1, so yes (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:58:29
- They presumably figure we dont give a toss till the proper season starts. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:45:39
WWII? Tonight's team announced (NCFC) - Small, Jul 14, 16:01:33
- Who is Stephens? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:02:40
  - he's a centre half (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 16:15:13
  - 6 foot 4 of prime Welsh muscle (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:04:39
    - are you going tomorrow? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:07:16
      - i'd forgotten anything was happening tomorrow (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:11:07
        
        I've come to similar conclusi0n (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:13:01
  - One of the new Academy kids. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 16:04:04
    - OIC Thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:04:46
- only just (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:02:37