There's some swamp beast where Mrs AB works that leaves stools on the seat

and has been known to smear it up the wall of the cubicle.

And this is in the wimmen's bog. Underline that: the wimmen's bog.

Who would do that? Who would smear s**t up a toilet wall? More than once too. I reckon it's someone mentally ill: lots of mentals have poo issues.

Dr. Arizona Bay

Posted By: Arizona Bay on July 15th 2009 at 16:25:09

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Just commited a cardinal sin. Am I evil??? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:08:51
- I know it's too late to join in, but Muddy - standards, man, standards (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 15, 17:27:35
  - The deed is rectumfied. I returned to flush the offending Legume. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:35:17
- ^^^^^^^ stop eating sweetcorn you dirty get^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 16:43:02
  - It was in a chilli. Anyway, sweetcorn's lush! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:05:01
  - Or chew more thoroughly (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:47:07
    - Sweetcorn skin is made primarily of cellulose. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:07:37
      - Yes. So chew more thoroughly! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 17:35:29
- Bit nasty. But the next person can always flush. The real evil lies in the beasts who piss (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:26:43
  - "the next person can always flush"!!!??? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:30:11
    - No, no - I managed that on my own! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:32:43
      - Good man (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:35:17
        
        Hence my Poe-esque conscience I suppose. Thank you - I shall flush immediately (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:36:54
    - lol lol ma (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:32:13
- Man up, Son... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 15, 16:21:08
  - I don't even get out of the bath if I need a cack (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:37:15
  - Have you thought of moving jobs? The double entendre was intended. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:31:09
    - Still smiling at own pun (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:04:09
  - There's some swamp beast where Mrs AB works that leaves stools on the seat (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:25:09
    - Dirty protests (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 15, 16:29:50
    - Are you serious? Does she work in a maximum security prison? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:29:42
      - Very serious. She works in a regular office - debt recovery firm. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:34:24
        
        Did have you down as a vulture-fancier. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:43:52
        
        *didn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:44:17
        
        Fresh from the job......fnar fnar fnar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:35:22
      - Looks like I just copied tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:33:17
    - Agreed - for them, "Scattegories" becomes a very different board game.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:28:30
  - good god (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:22:31
    - Archant probably (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 16:29:59
- definitely scum of the earth material (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:20:41
- eat it (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:10:42
  - C'mon pants don't lower the standard there's no fun in eating shit unless it's directly (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:30:41
    - christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:37:04
      - C'mon can't a man make a scat gag on a Wednesday afternoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:38:10
    - FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 16:31:41
      - When did the roth suddenly have standards (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:38:43
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:34:11

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