Just commited a cardinal sin. Am I evil???

I have just returned from the toilet after a reasonably unpleasant drop off.

After the much needed flush everything manged to disappear apart from one solitary piece of corn, slightly tainted by poo. I had the chance to await the cistern to refill and then commence with a further, corn-ridding flush. I am ashamed to say, I washed my hands, dried them and left.

Now I can hear the piece of corm calling me - taunting me for leaving it exposed - like some crazy Edgar Allan Poe story......make...it....stop....

Anyway - is that really a bad thing or should my conscience be clear?

Posted By: Muddyfunster on July 15th 2009 at 16:08:51

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Just commited a cardinal sin. Am I evil??? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:08:51
- I know it's too late to join in, but Muddy - standards, man, standards (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 15, 17:27:35
  - The deed is rectumfied. I returned to flush the offending Legume. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:35:17
- ^^^^^^^ stop eating sweetcorn you dirty get^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 15, 16:43:02
  - It was in a chilli. Anyway, sweetcorn's lush! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:05:01
  - Or chew more thoroughly (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:47:07
    - Sweetcorn skin is made primarily of cellulose. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:07:37
      - Yes. So chew more thoroughly! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 17:35:29
- Bit nasty. But the next person can always flush. The real evil lies in the beasts who piss (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:26:43
  - "the next person can always flush"!!!??? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:30:11
    - No, no - I managed that on my own! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:32:43
      - Good man (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:35:17
        
        Hence my Poe-esque conscience I suppose. Thank you - I shall flush immediately (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:36:54
    - lol lol ma (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:32:13
- Man up, Son... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 15, 16:21:08
  - I don't even get out of the bath if I need a cack (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:37:15
  - Have you thought of moving jobs? The double entendre was intended. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:31:09
    - Still smiling at own pun (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 17:04:09
  - There's some swamp beast where Mrs AB works that leaves stools on the seat (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:25:09
    - Dirty protests (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 15, 16:29:50
    - Are you serious? Does she work in a maximum security prison? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:29:42
      - Very serious. She works in a regular office - debt recovery firm. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:34:24
        
        Did have you down as a vulture-fancier. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:43:52
        
        *didn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 16:44:17
        
        Fresh from the job......fnar fnar fnar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:35:22
      - Looks like I just copied tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:33:17
    - Agreed - for them, "Scattegories" becomes a very different board game.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 15, 16:28:30
  - good god (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:22:31
    - Archant probably (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 16:29:59
- definitely scum of the earth material (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 15, 16:20:41
- eat it (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:10:42
  - C'mon pants don't lower the standard there's no fun in eating shit unless it's directly (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:30:41
    - christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 15, 16:37:04
      - C'mon can't a man make a scat gag on a Wednesday afternoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:38:10
    - FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 15, 16:31:41
      - When did the roth suddenly have standards (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 15, 16:38:43
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 15, 16:34:11

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