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So anyway, what's all this about SOOOPER, SUPER CHRIS? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 3, 17:03:41
- scored against liverpool the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 3, 17:04:21
I'd just like to clear a rumour up (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Aug 3, 16:54:59
- who? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 3, 17:02:00
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 3, 16:56:30
Q. Why couldn't the Rhino find his records? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 12:17:17
- shouldnt it be "jungle is massive" (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 3, 12:26:07
  - No, he was right the first time. (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Aug 3, 12:27:29
    - but for the purpose of the joke (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 3, 12:30:14
      - The 'purpose' of the joke is not to spell the actual joke out... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Aug 3, 12:35:05
        
        surely (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 3, 12:41:30
        
        Yes, but he is delivering it via text so... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Aug 3, 12:45:02
        
        First cunt to day rhinos don't live in the jungle they live in the plains/savannah (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 12:43:49
        
        umm (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 3, 12:46:09
        
        Brill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 12:47:44
        
        Re: First cunt to day (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 12:45:42
        
        ... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 12:53:08
someone posted on here last night that.. (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 11:43:10
- yes if we have a spare ?3 million! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 3, 11:44:42
  - Sorry got confused with David Nugent. Also... (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 3, 12:00:55
    - How about Clinton Morrison? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 12:03:21
    - Nugent is class, great player (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 3, 12:01:29
      - As was Jeffers (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 3, 12:06:20
        
        not altogether sure about that, he's been a bit poor for a few years (NCFC) - pants, Aug 3, 12:13:14
  - he only cost palace about 500k, why would we need to pay 3m (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 3, 11:50:58
  - and we'd like to gamble on an injured player that isn't totally proven (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 3, 11:47:08
    - Kyle proven at this level and Macken isn't? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 3, 11:49:45
      - similar players (NCFC) - pants, Aug 3, 11:57:49
        
        Correct. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 12:00:14
        
        evidently (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 3, 12:00:55
      - Kyle is wank (n/m) (NCFC) - ALOLEL, Aug 3, 11:55:49
        
        Rubbish, Kyle is as good as anything we've got (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 3, 12:01:28
        
        And so are most of the players at Sunderland (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:58:55
        
        I agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 3, 11:57:27
        
        And a crock (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:57:10
        
        and a jock (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 11:57:57
        
        strap (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:58:20
        
        For some reason..... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 11:56:56
Anyone with Rick Waggers subscription care to elaborate on this article... (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 3, 11:39:05
- arsenal loanees are all the rage these days ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 3, 12:05:29
- kevin lisbie? (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 3, 11:51:18
  - I fucking hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:53:58
- Heidar Helguson? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:47:52
  - yes please but doubt we could afford him (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 3, 11:50:23
    - Just been looking at Soccerbase (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:53:35
      - Emmanuel Adebayor (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 3, 11:58:08
        
        Adebayor is a norwich legend (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 3, 12:25:09
        
        Like I said (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:59:26
        
        So why say it then? (n/m) (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 12:00:45
        
        Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 3, 12:04:38
        
        Can't help it. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 12:08:40
        
        :o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 3, 12:12:25
      - Katan has gone to Haifa... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 3, 11:55:11
- Bobby Zamora? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:42:59
- Probably (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 3, 11:42:49
- I have heard we are getting a player on loan from Arsenal (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 3, 11:42:08
  - or is he just making it up off the top of his head (NCFC) - bongo33, Aug 3, 12:41:55
  - Lupoli or Bendtner (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 3, 11:42:48
Help! (General Chat) - conker, Aug 3, 10:15:44
- sledgehammer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 3, 10:21:41
- I need somebody (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 3, 10:19:34
  - I have a class version of Noel Gallagher doing Help! (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 3, 10:24:51
  - Come on then big boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 10:20:22
    - Wait until Leeds ;o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 3, 10:21:00
  - Help! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 3, 10:19:52
    - Not just anybody (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 3, 10:20:06
- Could do with a friendly IT geek... (General Chat) - Declan, Aug 3, 10:18:42
  - The one you refer to there was not friendly in anyway, hence the deserved abuse he got (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 3, 10:20:43
  - Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 3, 10:19:57
- Ha ha..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 10:18:26
- stay off the porn mate (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 3, 10:18:10
- Got adaware too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 3, 10:17:04
Sutton.. (NCFC) - Basil Brush, Aug 2, 22:58:07
- Cheers mate (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 2, 23:00:06
  - what are you on about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 2, 23:06:48
    - Basil Brush is a mate of mine (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 2, 23:09:56
- where did you hear this? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 22:59:33
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 2, 23:01:14
  - Sutton (NCFC) - Basil Brush, Aug 2, 23:00:37
    - havent seen his name mentioned anywhere (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 23:01:51
      - Sutton retired? (NCFC) - Basil Brush, Aug 2, 23:04:01
        
        Just checked Sky Sports webpage (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 2, 23:05:56
        
        do you think celtic will pay half? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 23:15:10
        
        I hear Sutton is a Geordie (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 2, 23:16:33
    - in Surrey? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 2, 23:01:43
Watford to land Fakenham striker... (NCFC) - POA, Aug 2, 22:57:14
- ww2 he failed a medical. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 23:00:49
  - Ha,ha, it's abit like really wanting a job but can't be bothered to turn up for the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 2, 23:03:06
Peter Thorne is on 8k a week. (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Aug 2, 22:43:51
- He was on 10K at Cardiff (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Aug 2, 22:47:13
- source? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 22:44:14
  - agent (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Aug 2, 22:50:14
  - mrs thorne! (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Aug 2, 22:44:51
    - w/e (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 22:45:50
Do you think Delia could handle the thought of Sutton in a scum shirt? (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 19:57:23
- I'd like to think not too (NCFC) - Poirot, Aug 2, 20:15:27
  - can you imagine what will happen if he is a success...... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 2, 20:20:28
    - I don't even want to think about that happening (NCFC) - Poirot, Aug 2, 20:23:29
if you've got 5 mins this is prob not worth a read (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 17:05:16
- See how the truth begins to hurt for a few people... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 2, 17:53:32
  - I've hardly read a wave of bad vibes about Croft in the majority (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 17:58:42
    - There have been a lot of efforts to only find the negative quotes from Man C fans... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 2, 18:00:34
      - That's wide of the mark totally (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Aug 2, 18:25:46
      - But in the vast majority, there's been a very good reaction to this signing (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 18:04:47
        
        Yes. Don't think the article was aimed at everyone though. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 2, 18:26:37
        
        Just realised I've got mixed up (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 18:06:53
- Not much new in there to be honest (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Aug 2, 17:29:48
- If you don't like it, don't read it (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 2, 17:29:44
  - Yes, But We Get Called "Cunts" For Expressing Our Opinion! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 2, 17:39:53
  - his opinion makes him a cunt (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 17:37:23
    - In your opinion (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Aug 2, 17:38:47
- A sensible article (NCFC) - Worthy is King, Aug 2, 17:26:58
  - "Norwich Relegated For Second Consecutive Season" (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 2, 17:43:55
  - Give the man a chance! lol, didn't read on after that either (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 17:27:51
- Oooooh "Libero", You're So Scary!! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 2, 17:22:02
  - "The Libero knows a lot more than he can write" (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 17:27:26
- KTF rubbish (NCFC) - ede, Aug 2, 17:21:44
- which cunt wrote that (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 17:15:16
  - Is that because you're full of shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 2, 17:16:43
    - you still blubbing (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 17:17:46
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 17:17:10
- Jarrett was a bit of a lazy cunt really (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 17:14:29
  - He's working for his family removal firm now (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Aug 2, 17:15:29
    - foolish ponce (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:16:17
      - Thas cheap! Could be a good idea. Have to talk laydee into floyin thoug (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Aug 2, 17:17:08
- i bet hes that prick that bob was argueing with in the pit last season. (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Aug 2, 17:14:26
  - mr neighbour you up for a sing song next tuesday? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 17:19:33
    - do polar bears piss in the snow? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimmy Neighbour1, Aug 2, 17:21:58
      - i am seriously looking forward to the game (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 17:39:53
- Got past the first sentence before thinking "cunt" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 17:10:00
- Hooves and Bobinson (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:08:44
Nando's (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 16:53:43
- GYPO! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:00:26
  - Great Yarmouth Post Office (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:05:19
    - Dont knock the norwood rooms! (n/m) (General Chat) - jimmy Neighbour1, Aug 2, 17:16:24
      - no knocking involved (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:17:26
        
        aah the days of howard platt and kirk.... theres a ghost in my house (n/m) (General Chat) - jimmy Neighbour1, Aug 2, 17:24:04
    - Medium or rare? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Aug 2, 17:16:04
      - blue (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:23:12
        
        puce! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Aug 2, 17:24:01
        
        which I had on Monday (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:26:48
      - rare (fayre) naturally (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:16:58
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:06:09
  - fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:04:57
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:06:24
- Pretty much the point of eating out though really (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 2, 16:59:06
  - yes point being is that it's often hard to recreate the taste at home (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:04:30
    - Wagamama's is f**king minging (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 2, 17:11:05
      - Many a good dish to be had in Wagamama's.... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:13:48
        
        I used to go to the original before the sold their souls to commercialism (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:23:59
        
        *they* (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Aug 2, 17:45:11
        
        when it existed, not to make money, but add something spiritual to its customers lives? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:26:00
        
        no the original in Museum Street, London (near British Museum of course) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:28:21
        
        mmmm, prawn gyoza with dipping sauce... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:28:56
      - Is it really though? do you feel sick eating there food? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:11:46
        
        Couldn't eat the thing I had in there the only time I went... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 2, 17:22:26
        
        great value for money (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:28:21
        
        pansy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:23:30
        
        I prefer Mambos (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:27:20
    - I dunno. Nandos always makes me feel like im abroad (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 2, 17:09:20
      - Nando's is about as Portuguese as my plums... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:13:29
        
        Indeen Old Orleans is a bit shit and quite expensive for what it is (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 2, 17:16:13
        
        Frankie & Benny's is very poor. Their pizzas taste like soggy wardrobes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Aug 2, 17:19:00
        
        and the food in there and Old Orleans is as warm as luke warm pretzel (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:19:56
        
        Yes! and if you complain they go all annoyed & weepy (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Aug 2, 17:22:25
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:23:58
    - Go there then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:05:07
      - I will do next time (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:09:12
        
        ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:10:25
      - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 17:05:27
        
        you've only had 1 non-english/american dish in your life (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:09:48
        
        erm i only eat italian! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 17:10:47
        
        Eye-tie bummer (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:24:51
        
        you never let a day go by (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 2, 17:19:04
        
        lol that's a load of bollocks... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 17:12:23
- Jill? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 16:55:49
- are you a northener? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 2, 16:55:26
  - yeah they're pockets are tighter than Mother Teresa's snatch (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:25:34
    - *their* (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:27:39
      - *tuts* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:29:43
        
        York's in the North though isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:32:08
        
        tutting at your bad use of grammar :P (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:33:39
        
        by way... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:35:12
        
        right click the message in the bottom box (General Chat) - pants, Aug 2, 17:47:58
        
        tah (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 2, 17:49:52
- We do that fairly often. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 2, 16:55:14
Franck Ribery and...? (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 2, 12:23:54
- I prefer this one (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 2, 12:37:37
- tom green (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 2, 12:33:23
- simon weston? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 12:25:01
Willo Flood to Cardiff..... (NCFC) - South stand corner, Aug 1, 19:29:12
- I'd prefer to have (NCFC) - Blue Spice, Aug 2, 08:04:31
- More like Willo The Wisp (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 1, 21:24:55
- "A bit of an unknown quantity" (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 1, 20:01:38
  - Exactly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 1, 20:16:01
  - but he scored against us (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 20:03:34
    - I see your point (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 1, 20:04:39
      - but he scored against us too (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 20:08:45
  - OH fuck (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 1, 20:02:43
- He scored against us because Greeno messed up, he's lightweight & not as good as Croft. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 19:30:27
Ricky Bilverstone is our nominated fan in this months 442. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 18:39:04
- What so Ben can launch a Worthy out tirade instead? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 19:08:11
- Its Always Him In 442... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 1, 18:58:19
  - 442 is in the same stable as Rivals... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 1, 20:17:28
- Don't ask (n/m) (NCFC) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 18:52:50
anyone subscribed to waggers yet? (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 17:18:49
- If so, give us the username and password so we can all look at it for free. (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 1, 17:19:30
  - Chupa Chups (n/m) (NCFC) - Grammar Bender, Aug 1, 17:20:39
    - Is that the username, password or both? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:23:19
    - Surely that was a job for Spelling Bender? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 17:22:51
      - spelling IS grammar (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 1, 17:25:01
        
        I thought Spelling Bender was Grammar Bender's sidekick (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 17:31:00
        
        How about a "Finger too heavy leading to superfluous duplicate lettering bender"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 1, 17:27:04
        
        like: you it is incorrect to say: "Grammar Bender and I" for fear of being impolite. (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:26:56
- Capital I at the start of a sentence please (n/m) (NCFC) - Grammar Bender, Aug 1, 17:19:04
  - Full stop at the end please. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 17:21:19
    - Well as it was a request you'd expect to see a question mark on the end, wouldn't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 1, 17:28:26
      - Come on Dom, keep up!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:31:43
    - Not always necessary (n/m) (NCFC) - Grammar Bender, Aug 1, 17:22:06
  - Damn autocomplete, What a total nuisance! (n/m) (NCFC) - Grammar Bender, Aug 1, 17:19:54
    - Unnecessary capital letter in the middle of a sentence. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 17:22:46
      - Trivial to the extreme! (n/m) (NCFC) - Grammar Bender, Aug 1, 17:25:10
        
        One must never overlook the importance of grammar. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 17:27:00
      - LOL. The words 'hoisted' and 'petard' spring to mind. (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 17:24:01
        
        also the incorrect usage of the word "pedant" by someone on the messageboard (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:29:04
        
        I have just learned a new phrase. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 17:28:35
        
        Be sure to use it this evening. (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 17:31:59
        
        here is another: pederast (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:31:05
        
        One of my favourite words is 'priapic'. (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 17:32:39
        
        yes less obvious than "phallic" (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:35:08
        
        I rather like "convoluted" (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:34:03
        
        You can't beat 'crepuscular'. (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 17:35:18
        
        I can, "succubus" (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:38:30
        
        Crepuscular succubus. Like it. (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 17:41:35
        
        what a sight that would be! (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 17:45:52
Mullers, Brennan and Charlton all without clubs (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 1, 16:35:42
- I would have thought he would have gone back to Forest. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 16:37:07
- will never happen... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 16:37:01
- Can you see old stubborn chops changing his mind? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 16:36:36
  - Erm, but surely we wouldn't want him to on this occasion? (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Aug 1, 16:43:45
I have picked a fight with the IT goons at TSO (General Chat) - conker, Aug 1, 11:38:52
- They said ive been sending profanity across the email! (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 1, 12:04:29
- When do you want to get my ticket? (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 1, 11:40:15
  - Either mate (General Chat) - conker, Aug 1, 11:40:53
    - If possible (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 1, 11:46:41
      - Ok.I will be busy until around 7-8pm as Im moving the last few bits into my new house (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 1, 11:48:00
        
        Are you going to the Luton game? If So I will need to meet you... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 1, 12:13:20
        
        I will be working that game at the ground, but If I dont see you (General Chat) - conker, Aug 1, 12:52:13
        
        Cool mate (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 1, 12:05:27
Auto Devotion (Hall Road) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 31, 16:48:49
- Didn't that use to be the old Robinson's Audi garage? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 31, 18:32:31
  - Yep (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 31, 21:31:34
- lakenham (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:59:40
  - i bloody live in lakenham (NCFC) - south, Jul 31, 17:29:01
  - its opposite tuckswood (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 17:03:16
- they,ve only been there about 3/6 months (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 16:59:36
Why is Chocolate better than Sex? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:44:46
- I like the look of... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 17:23:05
- A finger of fudge is just enough ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 17:09:39
  - maybe for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 17:16:09
- You're doing it wrong! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 31, 16:56:18
- You're not doing it right (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 31, 16:52:31
- tastes nicer (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:46:52
- Cheaper (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:45:13
  - You still pay for it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:47:47
    - Yeah, you get told off for stealing from shops, especially at my age (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:48:25
      - lol, reminds me of the old Gaz Xbox gag. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 31, 16:58:13
        
        That was one of the funniest things ever on this board (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 31, 18:20:48
        
        Went something like (General Chat) - pants, Jul 31, 18:22:10
      - I meant sex you dickwad (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:49:22
So - our target, Kevin Nicholls, who bu**ered off to Leeds (Other Football) - fleckmatic, Jul 31, 16:20:10
- he wasn't our target - he's not a right winger, target man or left back (n/m) (Other Football) - Commisar_Canary, Aug 1, 02:09:45
- Worthy masterstroke - he knew that would happen! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:22:30
  - probably cos he was the sniper that shot him (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:24:33
    - he looks fucking ill anyway..... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:26:07
      - luton will do that to you (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:30:15
any tickets going tomorrow? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:17:01
- what for? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:33:22
  - Sorry being dippy... (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:40:40
    - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:43:50
      - I havent eaten much today (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:45:08
whos going up this season then?????????? (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 16:15:15
- southampton, birmingham & stoke (n/m) (Other Football) - johnmcdowellshair, Jul 31, 17:18:51
- Ipswich Wolves and Palace. How awful would that be? (n/m) (Other Football) - Mrs Slocombe, Jul 31, 16:29:45
  - if Ipshit manage it, it will be a fucking miracle.. (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:30:49
    - Ipswich will be doing very well to avoid relegation..... (Other Football) - Commisar_Canary, Aug 1, 02:11:08
- Hull could suprise a few I reckon! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:19:43
  - good manager, fancy southend to suprise a few as well (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 16:20:47
- Coventry?! (Other Football) - conker, Jul 31, 16:16:37
  - many are tipping them (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:17:57
    - Cant see why (Other Football) - conker, Jul 31, 16:19:41
      - done some good summer business, lots of goals in em, proven manager (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 16:22:01
        
        such as us? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 31, 16:27:18
        
        except ones who dont buy fuck all and stick with a silly cunt for a manager! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:23:10
        
        I fancy us to de well then. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 16:22:41
        
        it worked 3 years ago (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:34:32
      - nor me.... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:21:38
        
        keeping hold of mcveigh then he 1st became manager (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 16:22:52
        
        but then not playing him for near on two season... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:24:07
croft in norwich shirt (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 31, 15:25:44
- He made his mind up straight away? (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 31, 16:19:02
  - his dad didn't want him to move so far away apparently. which really is very stupid (NCFC) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Jul 31, 22:17:46
  - He went home to discuss It with his family (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:23:56
    - like you fucking know!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:29:56
- he sounds like a nice bloke (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:53:28
  - like what (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:54:50
    - think he's on about us signing "one" player.... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 15:57:03
    - well last week some people were going on about last season putting off players (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:56:51
      - we've signed ONE player (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:59:23
        
        what im saying is, when it was said he was going back to think over the deal (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:06:27
        
        no-one else came in for him did they???.. (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:08:41
        
        it's like telepathy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:09:47
        
        its also... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:10:33
        
        nobody else wanted him (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:08:06
      - what are you basing that one on... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 15:58:31
        
        again we are in full agreement (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:00:08
        
        well its bollox aint it?..... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:03:20
- anybody doe an alec stewart impression (NCFC) - south, Jul 31, 15:41:04
- Looks like that bloke who used to be in Blue (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:36:13
  - No he doesn't... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:40:52
    - well you know who I meant so he must do a little! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:44:10
      - Because the others... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:45:40
        
        Well there we go then, he already looks more like that one, than he does the others (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:56:55
        
        That's like saying you look like one of the people who used to be in Eternal... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:59:05
        
        What's your point? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:32
        
        It's complete tosh - much like your blue comment (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:16:09
        
        thing is... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:04:52
        
        Ha! (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:47
        
        cross between him and that bloke from corrie! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:09:56
        
        Can see why you think he looks like the bloke from Corrie (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:15:59
        
        All hail you then as If you think he looks like him, he must do (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:18:41
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:51:11
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 15:46:22
  - Did you check your bedroom posters? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:37:23
    - No (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:38:13
- He really doesn't look like a footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:27:11
  - Was just thinking that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:28:10
    - yeah good shout, had his way wiv jade goody if i recall correctly (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 15:45:46
      - those were the days (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:49:13
    - pj (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:30:53
      - Harvey? (n/m) (NCFC) - romayellow, Jul 31, 15:53:05
      - o'rourke? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:31:59
      - and Duncan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:31:49
I have to say you lot must have had a hard weekend. Your spelling is appalling today! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 14:51:37
- are you an English Teacher? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:05:54
  - and even if you are.... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 15:13:37
    - don't worry - no i'm not - every teacher i've met has been condescending... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:15:28
      - A bit like you coming on here and telling us off for bad spelling? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:24:03
        
        had one - wore it out (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:26:01
        
        I think you mean the batteries died (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:30:35
        
        I'm not your typical woman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:42:30
      - There was a teacher on the National Lottery Quiz the other week. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:22:35
        
        and they're the ones keeping the population going - very worrying (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:25:26
        
        Was the question read out or written down? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:25:05
        
        Both. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:27:57
        
        In the interests of balance, though ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:30:17
        
        What can I do? I'm married. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:34:11
        
        Oh. Fair play. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:38:00
        
        apart from that tasty young fella (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:43:02
        
        The lucky bastard that snogged Emila Fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:47:31
        
        Yep. She is lovely as is her father (no tits though) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:49:16
        
        *something* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:25:51
- reading on football rumours last night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:57:37
- hurhurhurhur you said hard (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 14:56:41
  - your name reminds me of a brand of butter (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 14:58:23
    - what steve? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:10:31
      - pak (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:13:44
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:23:24
        
        lur (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:28:45
    - w (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:00:58
      - Any news on footy being ressurected at the UEA? (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:06:23
        
        yes go on, I'll come to watch/have a laugh/stare at your bums/fall asleep (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:13:33
        
        Not going to play then? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:18:49
        
        with you lads? - I'm a bit crap plus I'd probably get... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:23:11
        
        I have been so busy & it's been to hot for football but I would like to get it going again (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:12:14
        
        no worries (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:19:40
        
        aside from what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:38:48
        
        how many you aside? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:28:03
        
        aside from what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:39:13
        
        Goddammit!... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:50:03
        
        oh a side, not aside, tut tut (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:57:24
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:58:42
        
        yes what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:57
        
        Will do. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:23:26
    - anchor ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 14:59:41
      - lur (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:02:21
mosquito bites are bastards (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:11:51
- You want chloroquine phosphate to fight the malaria. Boots do some called Avloclor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:45:56
  - Oh look everyone... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:47:41
    - All from memory that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:52:06
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:50:32
- The itch is to stop you bleedy to death (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:37:54
  - ???????????????????????????????????????? ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:40:37
  - and in English? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:38:46
    - Basically (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:42:18
      - what are you? some sort of insectologist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:45:33
        
        I found out when I lived in Greece (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:46:20
        
        You were in Greece? Did you play Sandy or just a run of the mill Pink Lady? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:51:58
        
        Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:54:20
        
        not a rumour it was a quaestion (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:59:31
- Ok ignore my post below, I have a better idea (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:35:53
  - That's more like it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:36:44
    - cheers, can i be in the gang again now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:37:03
      - Not for to me to say, you have to put it to the board... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:38:09
        
        the bored says .. (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:44:52
        
        thanks SOS for the vote of confidence (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:47:41
- Zenoxone cream and loratidine antihistamine tablets, will be gone in 48 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:31:39
  - sounds expensive (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:39:56
    - you might be dead by then i would go now (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:40:48
  - Rubbish answer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:32:53
    - Ive heard that taking Vitamin B12 a few months in advance helps (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:36:28
    - was verging on helpful... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:33:36
      - sorry :0( (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:34:17
- I got bitten in the pub last night and told a random bird... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:14:49
  - why did you tell a random bird. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:17:53
    - i dont know, it was bit stupid of me really... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:19:10
      - depends where your bite was i suppose (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:21:35
        
        unfortunately it was on my arm! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:22:51
        
        possibly may have looked like herpes (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:23:29
        
        you know then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:30:09
        
        chance would be a fine thing (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:33:09
        
        So you wanna have herpes?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:34:42
        
        i like to suffer (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:43:25
        
        I take you guys use the same IT geeks as us in St Crispins?? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:44:23
        
        i think so. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:46:45
        
        ONly block the sites that get used by loads (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:51:52
        
        ITS A FUCKING FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:37:51
        
        Since nobody else has bothered to correct your spelling... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 12:43:38
        
        .....and let us not forget "it's" (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:45:05
        
        I think you'll find I DID write 'it's' - tit! (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 13:51:52
        
        I think he meant the sperminater (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 13:54:01
        
        memo: refresh before posting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 13:55:42
        
        Oh but he didn't - sorry Conks! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 13:52:59
        
        oops! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:45:01
        
        how do you know it was fucking did it bite because it hurt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:39:40
        
        that was just a noise! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:40:50
        
        I thought you said it was biting - now its fucking! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:40:32
        
        he may already have it - coldsores are a form of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:37:42
        
        As is Spam (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:38:52
        
        unless frittered (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:39:47
        
        mmm spam fritters, fandabidozy (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:42:00
        
        not forgetting pea fritters (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:58:00
        
        Pea Fritters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 13:01:04
        
        yes, mmmmmm, have you never had one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 13:10:08
        
        Still total herpes and pus whatever you do to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:41:24
  - Some random bird bit you in a pub? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 12:16:44
    - i never said that now did I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:18:31
  - maybe she was talking about meeting you (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:16:36
    - personally I think she wanted it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:17:48
- just imagine (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:13:11
  - One of these plug ins? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 12:17:31
    - not safe for work! (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:22:14
      - Not *that* bad really... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:23:32
    - strangely no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:20:05
  - bit late for repellent by the sounds... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:16:11
    - repellent is good (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:17:09
  - i got 4 which is bad enough. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:15:52
    - get some antihistamine cream (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:18:50
      - where the fuck do you lot live... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:20:21
        
        well he can't be in england surely (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:21:08
        
        all we get is daddy fucking long legs... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:23:54
        
        been bitten by them as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:31:09
        
        In that case you are dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:33:50
        
        Daddy long legs are dangerous... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:26:16
        
        potentially but I heard... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:27:57
        
        my mate used to put 2 or 3 in his mouth then go up to (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 12:26:14
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:31:29
        
        That is fucking wrong as wrong can be. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:27:44
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:26:55
        
        south norfolk (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:23:02
        
        or you were bitten by something else (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:23:51
        
        gnats maybe (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:26:13
        
        maybe you have flees! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:24:52
        
        I might.. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:27:50
        
        you positive it wasn't you're dog that bit you?.. (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:29:06
        
        No definitley the work of an incect. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:34:17
        
        you were bit by a a member of the flee family... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:37:11
        
        there are mossies in Norfolk FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:38:07
        
        And else where... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:40:30
        
        well I can only assume they are really shit ones... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:39:56
      - Nah. Amputation is the only answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 12:20:11
  - You like to get your sexual kicks gang banging mosquitos?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:15:00
    - he's been having it away with his dog by the sound of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:32:13
      - no. i have never had it away with a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:44:28
- Mosquitos should all die, they've already lived their purpose (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 31, 12:13:10
How are you all by the way? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 11:37:32
- cool, ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 31, 11:50:11
- If Big Dick says so, im not going to argue. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 11:46:11
  - nichols is out for 3/4 months injured knee (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 11:56:02
- Crap (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 11:44:48
- quite tickedy boo (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 31, 11:44:31
- Groovy (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 11:43:19
- Fair to average (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 11:38:14
  - pissed off! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 11:41:08
  - sounds like the weather! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 11:38:36
    - If that's the case... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 11:40:48
      - With occasional sunny spells? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 11:45:57
FAO: Duck - see below post re Times Newspaper post (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 11:30:13
- crewe dismiss ostemboor link (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:19:07
dickson bigging up croft in the edp (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 11:26:07
- God?We have signed god? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 11:27:47
Anyone on here setup any leagues for Fantasy footy for the new season? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 31, 11:25:26
- a Guy in our building rang one last year (Other Football) - lurd, Jul 31, 11:48:33
Ref Lee Roche... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 10:24:01
- papa roach? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 10:28:45
  - Papa Diop? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 10:29:21
    - wHICH I S our pape again? (NCFC) - romayellow, Jul 31, 10:53:37
      - i DON'T Know... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 10:57:51
        
        My COMpuTer (NCFC) - romayellow, Jul 31, 11:10:12
    - Diop bop bop (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 10:29:57
      - ole ole ole (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 31, 10:31:01
      - a bop bam boo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 10:30:55
      - I'm a skatman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 31, 10:30:42
      - Mmmm Bop (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 10:30:25
        
        Hanson. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 10:46:49
        
        bah bah doo wop dooby dah bah (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 10:30:54
Last season we started with Simon charloton and Hughes in midfield (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 10:19:45
- Safri and Etuhu have the potential to form a really good CM pairing. (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 31, 10:30:12
  - 6ft 2 OF NIGERIAN MUSCLE (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 10:45:13
I have the solution to the left back and target man option (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 31, 09:49:25
- Jamie Clapham? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 09:59:58
- Would prefer Billy Jones from Crewe of Halford, and Bendter (?) on loan from the arse (n/m) (NCFC) - WillCityBoy, Jul 31, 09:58:20
  - *or (n/m) (NCFC) - WillCityBoy, Jul 31, 09:58:48
- ex-Worthy team-mate too (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 31, 09:54:29
Sutton again! (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 31, 09:20:34
- Why is it that no other team has been linked with him in the past year except Birmingham? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 09:39:46
- Yawn (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 09:28:31
Adu story now makes more sense! (NCFC) - Canary147, Jul 30, 16:32:49
- Adu doesnt even play for chelsea though (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 30, 17:56:51
- correct (NCFC) - eadie2001, Jul 30, 17:54:06
- much adu about nothing (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Jul 30, 16:44:52
  - Are you a citizen journalist? (NCFC) - Canary147, Jul 30, 16:46:48
George Burley - he realises there is more to football than just the championship (Other Football) - phrankin, Jul 30, 12:58:30
- the same george burley that bankruped the scum buying players like finidi george (Other Football) - lurd, Jul 30, 13:20:27
  - If the chaiman said the money was there (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 10:03:29
  - yes he is! Ipswich are financially stuffed! LOL! (n/m) (Other Football) - oh arr, Jul 31, 07:26:02
  - errr he took ipswich into europe, he took hearts to the top of the prem (Other Football) - phrankin, Jul 30, 14:12:48
what happened with clive clarke? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 28, 16:53:54
- He was released from his role a few months ago... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:56:52
- We weren't assertive enough (NCFC) - bants, Jul 28, 16:55:47
  - dont think he signed for anyone else.. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 28, 17:09:43
Anyone fancy a lunchtime pint in the Golden Star? (n/m) (General Chat) - St Crispins Twat, Jul 28, 11:44:43
- Being repainted at the minute (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 28, 11:48:53
  - Shurely you meant "got the painters in"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:50:11
  - Fuck that then - I would say the Woolpack, but it's shit (General Chat) - St Crispins Twat, Jul 28, 11:49:53
    - I drink in the Glasshouse most weekdays, but never after midday.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Beth Nal Green, Jul 28, 12:39:56
    - People that drink in the glass house shouldn't throw stones (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 11:54:16
      - poor (n/m) (General Chat) - St Crispins Twat, Jul 28, 11:56:46
        
        very poor tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 11:58:01
- I'll drink from your furry cup. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 28, 11:46:25
  - Ok - meet me in the atrium in half an hour - I'll be on the uncomfortable seats with (General Chat) - St Crispins Twat, Jul 28, 11:47:37
    - ill be there at one (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 28, 12:04:47
      - Im not spending my lunch hour in the same building I spend the rest of the day in! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 28, 12:09:50
        
        no im joking mate (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 28, 12:27:48
So this press conference: Croft and Hoyte?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 28, 10:56:12
- ...ARRRHUMMM (NCFC) - Steely, Jul 28, 11:01:38
- This press conference (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 28, 11:00:59
  - is to announce that there will be a WI convention (NCFC) - Cretinous cabbage, Jul 28, 11:04:44
- Some boxing match (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 10:57:22
  - or a Status Quo concert. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 28, 11:01:08
  - between Croft & Hoyte? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 28, 10:59:52
    - sounds good (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 28, 11:00:31
      - loser has to sign for us (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 28, 11:09:28
- why Hoyte? (NCFC) - St Crispins Twat, Jul 28, 10:57:01
  - arsenal seem to be sending all their yougsters out at the moment (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 28, 11:00:17
  - Conker? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 28, 10:58:35
    - erm no! (NCFC) - conker, Jul 28, 10:59:00
      - not me mate (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 28, 11:10:31
        
        So there is another amongst us here then! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 28, 11:13:33
        
        one day you should sit in the atrium with an "i am conker" shirt on (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 28, 11:22:40
        
        Lol (NCFC) - conker, Jul 28, 11:33:49
  - GOOD LORD!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 10:58:01
jesus someone has actually signed benni mccarthy! (Other Football) - lurd, Jul 28, 10:44:12
- Thank fuck for that. (Other Football) - Honolulu Wednesday, Jul 28, 10:45:07
My views on last night (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 19:25:49
- Just goes to show why neither you or I are the manager (NCFC) - conker, Jul 27, 21:53:15
  - Thats the great thing about football everyone sees games differently (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 22:06:33
- "In the world of football Worthington is not held in high regard" (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 27, 20:32:21
  - Yes I do (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 20:50:26
    - Jurgen's signing (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 21:03:50
      - Sorry having a bit of a nightmare with my keyboard! Hope you can understand the above (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 21:05:05
    - Go on. (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 27, 20:56:01
    - nope go on and tell us (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:55:30
- That's exactly how it sounded. Even the Newcastle commentators (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 20:15:10
  - I agree (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 20:23:21
    - if i remember correctly (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:33:23
      - Brave little old norwich played newcastle at St james (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 20:35:45
        
        Nice use of metric instead of Imperial units (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 21:20:07
- I think you're the kind of person who would slate Dickson if he scored a hat trick (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 19:46:37
  - As a youngster he was a decent player, but (n/m) (NCFC) - the Tilt Man, Apr 1, 20:14:53
  - also the kind of person who (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 19:56:20
    - all that from one post? university psychology lecturer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 20:07:31
      - plank (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:30:09
        
        you got personal about someones view on a game of football (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 20:41:20
        
        still a plank (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:41:59
        
        Grow up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 20:43:37
        
        still a plank (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:45:35
    - Sorry but ... (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 20:02:05
      - just a query (NCFC) - trt354, Jul 27, 20:30:14
        
        Sources (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 20:57:39
        
        You speak to agents and players ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 27, 21:00:28
        
        Through work (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 21:07:33
        
        Fair enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 27, 21:10:58
        
        Tarmac'd Fleming's drive, eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 27, 21:10:42
        
        Close! (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 21:12:02
      - have you even considered (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:06:27
        
        Did you not see his comments after he was sacked? (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 20:09:43
        
        have you considered (NCFC) - trt354, Jul 27, 20:31:44
  - not at all (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 19:55:43
    - Perhaps growing up in Nigeria he found it a bit hard to relate (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 19:58:13
      - I think he has been in English football enough to be able to relate (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 20:03:40
    - sorry should have been he not if (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 19:56:54
- think etuhu will come good - much better with mcveigh on (NCFC) - linda, Jul 27, 19:31:18
  - I hope I'm proved wrong but he is too lazy to come good (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 19:43:12
    - i heard a radio interview last year (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:10:24
      - Hardly likely to say that he is not that bothered if he plays or not! (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 20:17:07
        
        seemed genuine to me (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 20:35:22
- But.... (NCFC) - ptcanary, Jul 27, 19:27:44
  - It shows what a joke our club has become! (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Jul 27, 19:29:00
    - Yes (NCFC) - ptcanary, Jul 27, 19:31:36
      - Stragedy? (n/m) (NCFC) - ptcanary, Jul 27, 19:32:18
        
        Tragedy? (n/m) (NCFC) - ptcanary, Jul 27, 19:33:09
I'll tell you this for free - we should sign John Oster. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 27, 17:18:33
- but he's not a target man! LOL! (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Jul 28, 06:29:39
- I wish you'd charged me (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 17:30:20
- York had a right little thuggy shit bag on loan for them (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 17:27:30
  - Would never have happened if they'd watched Byker Grove, man, ha ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 27, 18:14:58
    - favourite image of last night was imagining geordies getting home today describing (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 18:35:15
  - either he should have had his goggles on (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 27, 17:40:20
    - I did know how it happened years ago, but have totally forgotten (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 18:10:41
      - found the old article (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 18:12:37
      - Apparently he threatened to kill Robbie Savage, too. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 27, 18:12:33
- I dont think drury likes him (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 17:19:21
good to see wenger hasnt decided about loaning players yet (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 27, 17:08:47
- Hope weve made a move to sign Nicklas Bendtner 6'3 target man on loan (n/m) (NCFC) - WillCityBoy, Jul 27, 18:34:47
  - Who is this Nicklas Bar tender ? (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Jul 28, 06:30:47
- you beat me to it (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 17:14:21
  - ha ha. not fast your last!! n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 27, 17:16:19
    - hmm thats not what my missus says (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 17:20:24
has he signed yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 27, 16:09:51
- I saw you last night selwyn (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 16:51:56
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 16:25:52
- il look elsewhere then! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 27, 16:13:29
And another thing about last night (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 10:26:39
- you're fucking joking.... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 10:27:42
  - not straight from the corner (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 10:29:08
    - i reckon shacks and docs will get a few goals from (NCFC) - Bonjour, Jul 27, 10:30:44
    - normally we hit the 1st defender and for years tried a short corner that never worked... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 10:30:19
      - Hendo was looking good at corners (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 10:34:16
        
        last chance saloon for Hendo... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 10:36:37
      - it seems that they may have been practising (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 10:31:25
        
        one step at a time... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 10:34:34
As night follows day, this is going to be one long season (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 10:17:12
- So he should be... (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Jul 27, 10:24:30
  - I suspect if it wasn't such a stroll in the park, Newcastle could have (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 10:25:37
    - How do you know, you never go to games (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 10:29:37
    - Well you would expect that being prem opposition... (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Jul 27, 10:29:06
      - Half a premiership team, then a reserve premiership team second half (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 10:34:12
    - We would have won - the ref stopped it 2 minutes early... (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 10:27:45
- nice little dig at Colin in there as well... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 10:20:56
  - That cross from Solano was class (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 27, 10:29:34
    - worthy needs to stop talking full stop! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 10:32:27
  - "but the second goal they scored was a Premiership goal." (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 10:24:15
    - i despise the man now, nothing he says makes any fucking sense! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 10:25:37
I saw a big mean looking bloke with SELWYN #1 on his shirt tonight (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 26, 23:25:12
- hughes in fucking shit shocker (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 26, 23:26:56
  - he didnt even look like he cared tonight (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 26, 23:29:15
    - Don't balme him (General Chat) - SussexCanary, Jul 26, 23:34:16
      - Embalm him? (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:36:22
        
        Nivea aftershave balm is quite soothing come to think of it (General Chat) - SussexCanary, Jul 26, 23:39:48
    - and on flem's big night (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 26, 23:34:10
      - Tell you who was good. Nicky Butt (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 26, 23:38:49
        
        Agree (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:41:05
        
        Hard to believe Liverpool have agreed to pay nearly 8 mil for the latter (n/m) (General Chat) - SussexCanary, Jul 26, 23:44:11
        
        The same club that bought Emile Heskey? (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:45:55
    - Worst player in the squad, no question. (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:33:59
      - you forgot (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 26, 23:35:46
Well spank me on the arse with a bolt of lightning (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:13:37
- Just like Yarmouth (NCFC) - t0rch_light, Jul 26, 23:35:07
- Spot on Mate (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 26, 23:28:29
  - Did you notice that Hughes was used solely as a target for long kicks from Gallacher? (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:30:59
    - Hughes had loads of space at one point (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 23:32:40
      - Haha well you can guarantee that Hughes will put one on him on training (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:35:10
I'm not convinced worthys ever heard of league 1 and 2... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 16:48:30
- What bout leeaayon boh (Other Football) - lurd, Jul 26, 16:58:34
  - i reckon he just turned up at Colney one afternoon.... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 17:02:48
Yes! It's ASK ELVIS! (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:37:39
- Describe yourself in three words (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:33:00
  - I'm fucking great. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:33:57
    - Does Mr Great know that? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:38:09
      - Initially he didn't, but he was happy about the situation once he was informed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:39:01
- What was it like at Sheff utd away 03/04, waiting for Jarvis to pass to someone (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:22:20
  - I was as angry as you. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:23:53
    - How upset were you getting relegated with Dutch side Roosendahl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:27:41
      - 67.2% upset. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:29:04
- What's your favourite smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:19:15
  - Oi! That question is under copyright (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:27:15
  - The smell of massed corpses in an advanced state of putrefaction. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:21:00
- what does pants look like? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:58:15
  - That's a good question, Strap On Sally. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:59:46
    - v good (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:03:22
      - or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:05:03
        
        or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:06:25
        
        is it the printer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:54:42
        
        More like it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 13:33:28
        
        no pants (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:13:37
        
        No, mine is correct. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:05:36
- What happens when both the Kit man and Assistant Kit man are ill? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 26, 12:47:40
  - The tea lady can *do a job there* (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 26, 13:01:13
  - Trevor Benjamin fulfils the role on a temporary basis. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:49:16
  - Tops Vs Skins? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 12:48:44
- who will be the next club for chris sutton? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:47:04
  - I can assure you it won't be Norwich City, notmean. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:53:19
- back door or front door? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:43:22
  - Front for the road and pavement, back for the garden and neighbouring terracing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:44:31
- Whos the longest in the shower (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:40:39
  - Ian Henderson takes ages, washing his hair and oiling his youthful skin. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:42:40
    - Hendersons motto (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:46:47
- Haven't you left the building? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 26, 12:39:32
  - No, I remain firmly within the building. Buffoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:40:20