There was a teacher on the National Lottery Quiz the other week.

He was asked in what field was Hippocrates famous.

a. Mathematics
b. Medicine
c. Engineering

He said a.
Have you heard of the Hippocratic Oath, you f**king moron.
Mind you, not as bad as Imogen in Big Brother who thinks man first went to the moon in 1902. She claims to have attended university.

Posted By: yarmyyarmy on July 31st 2006 at 15:22:35

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I have to say you lot must have had a hard weekend. Your spelling is appalling today! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 14:51:37
- are you an English Teacher? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:05:54
  - and even if you are.... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 15:13:37
    - don't worry - no i'm not - every teacher i've met has been condescending... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:15:28
      - A bit like you coming on here and telling us off for bad spelling? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:24:03
        
        had one - wore it out (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:26:01
        
        I think you mean the batteries died (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:30:35
        
        I'm not your typical woman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:42:30
      - There was a teacher on the National Lottery Quiz the other week. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:22:35
        
        and they're the ones keeping the population going - very worrying (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:25:26
        
        Was the question read out or written down? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:25:05
        
        Both. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:27:57
        
        In the interests of balance, though ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:30:17
        
        What can I do? I'm married. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:34:11
        
        Oh. Fair play. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:38:00
        
        apart from that tasty young fella (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:43:02
        
        The lucky bastard that snogged Emila Fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:47:31
        
        Yep. She is lovely as is her father (no tits though) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:49:16
        
        *something* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:25:51
- reading on football rumours last night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:57:37
- hurhurhurhur you said hard (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 14:56:41
  - your name reminds me of a brand of butter (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 14:58:23
    - what steve? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:10:31
      - pak (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:13:44
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:23:24
        
        lur (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:28:45
    - w (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:00:58
      - Any news on footy being ressurected at the UEA? (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:06:23
        
        yes go on, I'll come to watch/have a laugh/stare at your bums/fall asleep (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:13:33
        
        Not going to play then? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:18:49
        
        with you lads? - I'm a bit crap plus I'd probably get... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:23:11
        
        I have been so busy & it's been to hot for football but I would like to get it going again (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:12:14
        
        no worries (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:19:40
        
        aside from what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:38:48
        
        how many you aside? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:28:03
        
        aside from what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:39:13
        
        Goddammit!... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:50:03
        
        oh a side, not aside, tut tut (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:57:24
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:58:42
        
        yes what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:57
        
        Will do. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:23:26
    - anchor ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 14:59:41
      - lur (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:02:21

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