my mate used to put 2 or 3 in his mouth then go up to

a girl and talk to them and they used to fly out - vv funny (well it was a few years ago!)

Posted By: Jumbo1 on July 31st 2006 at 12:26:14

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mosquito bites are bastards (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:11:51
- You want chloroquine phosphate to fight the malaria. Boots do some called Avloclor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:45:56
  - Oh look everyone... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:47:41
    - All from memory that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:52:06
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:50:32
- The itch is to stop you bleedy to death (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:37:54
  - ???????????????????????????????????????? ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:40:37
  - and in English? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:38:46
    - Basically (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:42:18
      - what are you? some sort of insectologist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:45:33
        
        I found out when I lived in Greece (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:46:20
        
        You were in Greece? Did you play Sandy or just a run of the mill Pink Lady? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:51:58
        
        Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:54:20
        
        not a rumour it was a quaestion (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:59:31
- Ok ignore my post below, I have a better idea (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:35:53
  - That's more like it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:36:44
    - cheers, can i be in the gang again now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:37:03
      - Not for to me to say, you have to put it to the board... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:38:09
        
        the bored says .. (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:44:52
        
        thanks SOS for the vote of confidence (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:47:41
- Zenoxone cream and loratidine antihistamine tablets, will be gone in 48 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:31:39
  - sounds expensive (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:39:56
    - you might be dead by then i would go now (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:40:48
  - Rubbish answer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:32:53
    - Ive heard that taking Vitamin B12 a few months in advance helps (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:36:28
    - was verging on helpful... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:33:36
      - sorry :0( (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:34:17
- I got bitten in the pub last night and told a random bird... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:14:49
  - why did you tell a random bird. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:17:53
    - i dont know, it was bit stupid of me really... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:19:10
      - depends where your bite was i suppose (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:21:35
        
        unfortunately it was on my arm! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:22:51
        
        possibly may have looked like herpes (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:23:29
        
        you know then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:30:09
        
        chance would be a fine thing (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:33:09
        
        So you wanna have herpes?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:34:42
        
        i like to suffer (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:43:25
        
        I take you guys use the same IT geeks as us in St Crispins?? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:44:23
        
        i think so. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:46:45
        
        ONly block the sites that get used by loads (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:51:52
        
        ITS A FUCKING FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:37:51
        
        Since nobody else has bothered to correct your spelling... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 12:43:38
        
        .....and let us not forget "it's" (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:45:05
        
        I think you'll find I DID write 'it's' - tit! (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 13:51:52
        
        I think he meant the sperminater (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 13:54:01
        
        memo: refresh before posting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 13:55:42
        
        Oh but he didn't - sorry Conks! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 13:52:59
        
        oops! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:45:01
        
        how do you know it was fucking did it bite because it hurt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:39:40
        
        that was just a noise! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:40:50
        
        I thought you said it was biting - now its fucking! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:40:32
        
        he may already have it - coldsores are a form of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:37:42
        
        As is Spam (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:38:52
        
        unless frittered (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:39:47
        
        mmm spam fritters, fandabidozy (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:42:00
        
        not forgetting pea fritters (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:58:00
        
        Pea Fritters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 13:01:04
        
        yes, mmmmmm, have you never had one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 13:10:08
        
        Still total herpes and pus whatever you do to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:41:24
  - Some random bird bit you in a pub? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 12:16:44
    - i never said that now did I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:18:31
  - maybe she was talking about meeting you (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:16:36
    - personally I think she wanted it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:17:48
- just imagine (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:13:11
  - One of these plug ins? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 12:17:31
    - not safe for work! (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:22:14
      - Not *that* bad really... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:23:32
    - strangely no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:20:05
  - bit late for repellent by the sounds... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:16:11
    - repellent is good (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:17:09
  - i got 4 which is bad enough. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:15:52
    - get some antihistamine cream (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:18:50
      - where the fuck do you lot live... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:20:21
        
        well he can't be in england surely (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:21:08
        
        all we get is daddy fucking long legs... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:23:54
        
        been bitten by them as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:31:09
        
        In that case you are dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:33:50
        
        Daddy long legs are dangerous... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:26:16
        
        potentially but I heard... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:27:57
        
        my mate used to put 2 or 3 in his mouth then go up to (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 12:26:14
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:31:29
        
        That is fucking wrong as wrong can be. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:27:44
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:26:55
        
        south norfolk (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:23:02
        
        or you were bitten by something else (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:23:51
        
        gnats maybe (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:26:13
        
        maybe you have flees! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:24:52
        
        I might.. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:27:50
        
        you positive it wasn't you're dog that bit you?.. (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:29:06
        
        No definitley the work of an incect. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:34:17
        
        you were bit by a a member of the flee family... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:37:11
        
        there are mossies in Norfolk FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:38:07
        
        And else where... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:40:30
        
        well I can only assume they are really shit ones... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:39:56
      - Nah. Amputation is the only answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 12:20:11
  - You like to get your sexual kicks gang banging mosquitos?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:15:00
    - he's been having it away with his dog by the sound of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:32:13
      - no. i have never had it away with a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:44:28
- Mosquitos should all die, they've already lived their purpose (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 31, 12:13:10

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