I can assure you it won't be Norwich City, notmean.

His head's not right, notmean, and he's achieved all he wants in the game, notmean, so he's not hungry enough to play for Norwichcityfootballclub. He's not the right type of player for this football club, that's the sit-u-ay-shun and I stand by that, notmean.

Sorry, I mean, dunno.

Posted By: Elvis Hammond on July 26th 2006 at 12:53:19

Message Thread

Yes! It's ASK ELVIS! (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:37:39
- Describe yourself in three words (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:33:00
  - I'm fucking great. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:33:57
    - Does Mr Great know that? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:38:09
      - Initially he didn't, but he was happy about the situation once he was informed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:39:01
- What was it like at Sheff utd away 03/04, waiting for Jarvis to pass to someone (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:22:20
  - I was as angry as you. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:23:53
    - How upset were you getting relegated with Dutch side Roosendahl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:27:41
      - 67.2% upset. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:29:04
- What's your favourite smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:19:15
  - Oi! That question is under copyright (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:27:15
  - The smell of massed corpses in an advanced state of putrefaction. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:21:00
- what does pants look like? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:58:15
  - That's a good question, Strap On Sally. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:59:46
    - v good (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:03:22
      - or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:05:03
        
        or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:06:25
        
        is it the printer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:54:42
        
        More like it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 13:33:28
        
        no pants (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:13:37
        
        No, mine is correct. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:05:36
- What happens when both the Kit man and Assistant Kit man are ill? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 26, 12:47:40
  - The tea lady can *do a job there* (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 26, 13:01:13
  - Trevor Benjamin fulfils the role on a temporary basis. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:49:16
  - Tops Vs Skins? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 12:48:44
- who will be the next club for chris sutton? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:47:04
  - I can assure you it won't be Norwich City, notmean. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:53:19
- back door or front door? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:43:22
  - Front for the road and pavement, back for the garden and neighbouring terracing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:44:31
- Whos the longest in the shower (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:40:39
  - Ian Henderson takes ages, washing his hair and oiling his youthful skin. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:42:40
    - Hendersons motto (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:46:47
- Haven't you left the building? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 26, 12:39:32
  - No, I remain firmly within the building. Buffoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:40:20

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