I was as angry as you.

Anyway, I'm a far more successful footballer than Jarvis, who is a randy old pervert with long hair and a stupid jacket. I nearly got considered for Ghana's World Cup squad, but didn't make it even though their team didn't have any recognisable strikers. Cuntards.

Posted By: Elvis Hammond on July 26th 2006 at 13:23:53

Message Thread

Yes! It's ASK ELVIS! (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:37:39
- Describe yourself in three words (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:33:00
  - I'm fucking great. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:33:57
    - Does Mr Great know that? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:38:09
      - Initially he didn't, but he was happy about the situation once he was informed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:39:01
- What was it like at Sheff utd away 03/04, waiting for Jarvis to pass to someone (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:22:20
  - I was as angry as you. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:23:53
    - How upset were you getting relegated with Dutch side Roosendahl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:27:41
      - 67.2% upset. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:29:04
- What's your favourite smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:19:15
  - Oi! That question is under copyright (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:27:15
  - The smell of massed corpses in an advanced state of putrefaction. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:21:00
- what does pants look like? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:58:15
  - That's a good question, Strap On Sally. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:59:46
    - v good (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:03:22
      - or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:05:03
        
        or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:06:25
        
        is it the printer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:54:42
        
        More like it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 13:33:28
        
        no pants (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:13:37
        
        No, mine is correct. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:05:36
- What happens when both the Kit man and Assistant Kit man are ill? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 26, 12:47:40
  - The tea lady can *do a job there* (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 26, 13:01:13
  - Trevor Benjamin fulfils the role on a temporary basis. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:49:16
  - Tops Vs Skins? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 12:48:44
- who will be the next club for chris sutton? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:47:04
  - I can assure you it won't be Norwich City, notmean. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:53:19
- back door or front door? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:43:22
  - Front for the road and pavement, back for the garden and neighbouring terracing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:44:31
- Whos the longest in the shower (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:40:39
  - Ian Henderson takes ages, washing his hair and oiling his youthful skin. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:42:40
    - Hendersons motto (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:46:47
- Haven't you left the building? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 26, 12:39:32
  - No, I remain firmly within the building. Buffoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:40:20

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