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Have people in Sheffield given up on going to the football then? Don't blame them (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 20:07:28
- there are 1300 bradford fans (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Nov 8, 20:13:54
  - The Kop is literally empty. WTF (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 20:21:45
    - looks like they haven`t opened it (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Nov 8, 20:22:47
      - Yeah but imagine if we got a crowd of say 8,000. They'd still keep the Barclay open and (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 20:25:21
        
        yeah but Sheffield United are cunts (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Nov 8, 20:27:50
        
        Sean Beans (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 21:12:24
        
        NO (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 8, 21:20:37
        
        Jarvis Cocker, Rich Hawley & The Rev are alright though (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 20:30:29
oi! to all you BELOW talking about WHITE POPPIES (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 17:24:51
- And leave pants alone too. He's a really nice bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:28:45
- my take on it (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 17:28:17
  - But what about if you actually need 50 watch batteries? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:32:23
  - Crisps are good value in there though. Make a crisps only poundland shop is my answer.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 17:32:01
- Textbook. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 17:26:43
Poppy is also a slags name (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:13:31
- Lizzie, Lauren and Ellie too. in my experience (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 17:16:49
  - and Ethel (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 17:41:18
    - Ethel Ponce? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 8, 17:58:15
- I don't think nominative determinism extends to sexual proclivities, to be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 17:15:32
  - not enough info (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 17:19:43
  - Try saying that after you've had 5 pints of Ravidge Mary (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:17:16
    - Most recent one is called HONK! IPA (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 17:19:35
- cunt (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 8, 17:15:09
  - ha ha ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:15:34
Fuck Fifa we should wear then poppy anyway. . . (General Chat) - Alan, Nov 8, 17:04:35
- That Poundland thing is an urban myth (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 17:06:00
  - Nope not a myth when i've known the girl half my life really is it? (General Chat) - Alan, Nov 8, 17:53:43
    - Don't forget the illegals. Eating our Queen's swans. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 8, 18:11:37
      - and getting BENEFITS while they DO IT (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 18:14:13
        
        Illegal immigrants get an average 27K a year from BENEFITS (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 18:27:20
    - Then what happened? (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 17:54:19
  - No. It's obviously TRUE, because PEOPLE have HEARD it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 17:06:42
    - Donald Duck is banned in Finland cos he doesn't have any kecks on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:07:25
      - Is the DA haircut banned too? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 8, 17:08:42
  - ... (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 17:06:37
- Its political correctness gone made!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 17:05:16
  - Sorry blackberry's are a fucking nightmare to type with. (General Chat) - Alan, Nov 8, 17:52:24
    - its a hotbed of namby pamby politically correct mummy's boys (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 18:07:13
  - I like it when Alan goes all pc-gone-mad barmy (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 17:09:24
    - Pete Kirby got banned on here, that was pk gone mad (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:11:19
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 17:06:46
    - "Its political correctness gone made!!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 17:09:11
Fifa pricks (NCFC) - Dave ncfc davies, Nov 8, 16:36:36
- I'll stick to me white poppy thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 16:50:54
  - seems a bit rebellious tho (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:57:37
    - I dunno. For me it's saying (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 17:00:16
      - Indeed. That is how I see it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 17:04:14
      - yeah i'm sure we all agree on that tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 17:01:04
        
        True. I'm not very good with words so there's some more info here if anyones bothered (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 8, 17:03:17
    - Yep - not sure I like it (NCFC) - norway, Nov 8, 16:58:53
      - No but it has changed a bit in recent years to a bit of an undertone of (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 17:06:13
- You could not make it up it's PC gone mad. This, no I mean that, no I mean those countries (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 8, 16:41:18
  - Get ready to duck. The poppy gets on my tits a bit. It is almost as though if you (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:47:10
    - yes, i'm with the Dutchess on this (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:50:14
    - Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 8, 16:49:43
    - excellent, us patriots can burn you atop some war memorial as a warning to other (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:49:27
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:51:06
    - jon snow wouldn't wear a poppy on the news would he? (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:49:02
      - Something like that. The white poppy sparking outrage too. FFS. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:49:25
        
        Poet chap on Question Time was wearing one of them. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:50:26
        
        white poppies? I think I've seen them. What do they mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:50:09
        
        Could do something to remember the lives taken from people (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:54:18
        
        and a small potato for the Irish victims of the potato famine (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:56:57
        
        ha ha (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 8, 17:21:45
        
        If you're going to be a fussy eater, I'm not sure you deserve the title of victim. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 8, 17:00:07
        
        rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:59:22
        
        I guess British history likes to gloss over the bad bits (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 8, 16:58:15
        
        Do you know the story of the potato famine ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 17:09:30
        
        that's more of a human trait than being a particularly British one (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 17:01:13
        
        Yep. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 17:00:01
        
        hare gew (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:52:39
        
        Hmmm (NCFC) - norway, Nov 8, 16:58:21
        
        What about a t-shirt saying (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 8, 16:59:50
        
        or CHAMPIONS! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 17:05:40
        
        yes seems fair enough to me (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:54:48
        
        Something like that, yes ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:56:08
        
        remembering the other side? (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:51:07
        
        lol you little minx (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:52:51
        
        that can't be right. White=good, black=bad (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:52:28
        
        one good thing about poppies (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:53:16
        
        And you can make opium from them (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:54:48
        
        brilliant yes, we shoudl do more of that. It's what the empire was built on (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 17:00:59
        
        Remember all wars and all that died would be my guess. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:50:54
- Yeah! Like all those other Novembers when England have worn the poppy! (NCFC) - norway, Nov 8, 16:40:38
  - is it an anniversary or something this year? (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:41:14
    - surely the poppy used to be just for Remembrance sunday anyway didn't it? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:44:48
      - Someone needs to come up with a decent poppy attachment thing too, they always fall off. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:48:18
        
        Cheap muck. Should get foreigners to make them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:49:05
        
        They're made in China aren't they? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:50:53
        
        No, Surrey, by ex-services people. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 16:53:54
        
        I only know that, by the way, becuase I heard a trail for a programme about the factory on (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 16:54:34
        
        but I bet they buy the plastic bits from China (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 17:03:14
        
        Oh, more than likely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 17:06:01
        
        Japanese would be best, brilliant engineers. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:49:52
        
        Yeah. Have them outsource to prisoners. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:55:12
        
        Like Wrath heads. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:48:54
      - i think it's always been for the few weeks leading up (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:45:42
        
        It is getting more and more like Christmas to be fair. Will start in June soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:48:04
        
        LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:49:16
        
        only so's people could ensure they'd have a poppy on the sunday (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:46:54
        
        but they all wear it in the weeks before (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:48:15
    - It's an anniversary every year. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 8, 16:42:47
      - lol i mean significant anniversary (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:44:30
        
        I think any anniversary of commemorating our glorious dead is significant. Don't you? Hmm. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 8, 16:45:40
        
        yes but why have we not asked previous times? (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 16:47:07
        
        Exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:48:25
- Can't understand why this hasn't caused more noise really. (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 8, 16:38:01
  - i think i can answer that (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:40:47
- . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 16:37:57
  - I did read, it's to do with design and if a shirt is changed the sponsers have to be asked (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:41:10
    - there isn't any sponsorship on international shirts (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:42:15
      - *yet* (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 8, 16:47:30
      - That will teach me for reading the News of the World in the surgery. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:46:40
FAO Jaksfi / MBK and anyone else....what are the plans then ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:03:22
- MBK said he can't do Satdee. How long you over for? Back on Sun 20th is it? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 8, 16:07:55
  - Nassie, Megson and co are hoping to meet up the Kings after the Arsenal game (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Nov 8, 16:18:23
    - I need a ticket for that one ! Anyone ?!! Priddy purleeease ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:19:03
  - Yup (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:18:17
    - I'm easy. Can do midweek to obv...but that's more difficult for you grown up types (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:19:31
      - I can get a day off on some of the days. Facebook a message off. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 8, 16:20:46
        
        Righty ho and will send number. The Malkster already has my number (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:27:17
      - too (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:19:44
- Parky ole concrete this time of year. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 16:06:53
  - Get a coat (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Nov 8, 16:30:25
    - Crimbo jumper (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 16:34:54
      - Red wined it I believe (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 8, 16:40:10
  - Is there a PoD bear festival this year or has it been and gorn? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:08:05
    - THey aren't doing one this year. Booooo. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 8, 16:10:03
      - :O( No shed of Dreams. Ah, big shame that. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Nov 8, 16:10:54
        
        Yep. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 8, 16:13:07
Wroth: sponsored this morning by the twin powers of Cunt and Troll. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 12:43:01
- why did i read that as "twin towers?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 8, 13:13:44
- its been bubbling for a couple of days (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 8, 12:45:22
- and mostly viewed on hot laptops (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 12:45:22
- Huh? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 8, 12:45:10
  - No he's right, SCC was involved (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 12:48:59
I did get some bidet presents after all and fucking good ones too... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 10:03:17
- skilz (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 8, 10:09:37
- a new Tam O'Shanter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 10:07:18
  - No, not this time, but I did receive an item of clothing amongst many splendid things (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 10:08:54
    - if it's a new jumper, be sure to be extra careful if wearing it when you go fisting (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 10:12:44
      - It is not a new jumper but item could be quite usual in an outdoor fisting situation (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 10:14:35
        
        a new gimp mask (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 10:26:20
        
        Nothing wrong with the existing one thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 10:27:29
        
        It's a coat, isn't it? One that's lovely and warm (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Nov 8, 10:48:23
        
        Nearly almost namesake... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 10:54:03
        
        Weller. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 11:00:20
        
        No, this one... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 11:09:50
        
        on trend^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 8, 11:21:34
        
        Rubber trousers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 10:17:14
        
        *useful* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 10:15:19
  - I bet he got a new "cardie" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 10:08:44
    - ... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 8, 10:09:08
1st correction. (Courtesy of Otto.) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 8, 09:18:28
- I just heard about that on Radio 4. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 8, 09:21:43
  - He is you know. Very considerate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 8, 09:22:49
    - well the selfish bastard refused to lie with me and hold me afterwards (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 8, 09:54:30
      - oh i think many people have probaly "lied" to you,"lay" with you, thats another story..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 8, 09:56:21
    - does he swallow though, like scc? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 8, 09:52:57
      - That's disgusting, SCC is a 12 year old girl (as is his alter ego Charles) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 09:54:32
        
        you were meant to keep that secret (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 09:57:14
        
        is he, sorry "she", a problem child? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 8, 09:55:32
        
        I think so. Rejected by her mother I imagine and brought up (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 8, 09:56:45
        
        badgers actually (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Nov 8, 09:58:08
        
        oh. that explains it then for the young she-male. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 8, 09:57:55
What was the song everyone was singing at Villa to the tune of Heartbeat? (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 7, 18:17:32
- What's the tune of heartbeat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 18:45:04
  - Greensleeves (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 7, 18:46:02
    - Huh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 18:52:09
      - Sorry (NCFC) - norway, Nov 7, 18:53:41
        
        So what is the tune then? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 19:02:56
        
        Hare goo (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 7, 19:08:40
        
        That's among the very worst things I've ever had in my ears. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 19:10:55
        
        are you sure it`s the worst (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 7, 19:17:08
        
        or this (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 19:23:10
        
        ahh brings back memories (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 7, 19:26:19
        
        Fortunately not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 19:19:14
        
        Heartbeat (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 19:06:47
        
        I am *this* close to losing my shit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 19:08:53
        
        You know it's Nick Berry, cos if Sean Beans wasn't your favourite tummy wiper (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 19:10:19
        
        have you never seen heartbeat? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 19:05:03
        
        What the Sunday night coppers in a village thing? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 19:07:53
        
        The thing with Selwynn Frogget in? I've been to where they film that shit. (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 7, 19:18:35
        
        I think we should start calling our Sellers 'Selwyn Froggitt'. (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 7, 19:40:03
        
        "My mate" ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 19:36:00
        
        don't pretend it wasn't your favourite programme (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 19:11:05
        
        Never seen it. I'm not of the demography. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 19:34:57
        
        LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 19:09:41
        
        I've never seen Heartbeat (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 7, 19:06:54
        
        old habits and that (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 7, 18:56:31
- I was singing... (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 7, 18:32:24
- Elliott, Elliott Bennett runs down the wing for me (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 18:22:03
  - Really? (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 7, 18:56:22
    - it's what brighton fans sung for him which makes it even worse (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 19:02:49
      - And there was me thinking it were about Bradley J, seeing as we bought him from Yorkshire. (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 7, 19:17:20
        
        Bradders is an East London lad isn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 19:25:16
        
        Yeah but we bought him from leeds (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 7, 19:32:58
    - Init (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 19:00:50
- it's usually someones name, followed by "runs down the wing for me" (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 18:21:28
  - Sadly, that was the only line! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 7, 18:28:23
    - Still it beats all the Sloop John B droning (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 18:32:04
      - who is sloop john b? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 18:33:30
        
        google says a beach boys track (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 18:37:28
        
        recognise the song tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 18:40:20
        
        Liverpool and the Mancs been using it for a long time. Just catching off at every single (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 18:41:03
        
        Hull have sung it since forever too, I think. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 19:06:49
        
        yeah only remember it from last season (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 18:42:24
        
        new song for a new decade (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 18:49:05
        
        It's an old football team drinking song too (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 7, 18:42:07
        
        *hasn't been to a game in ages* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 18:34:45
        
        Pot. (NCFC) - romayellow, Nov 7, 18:39:22
        
        Is the answer Halloween? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 18:46:06
        
        I think pants has at least made 1 game this season though (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 18:41:42
        
        How many last season or in league one? (NCFC) - romayellow, Nov 7, 18:51:40
        
        so about 5 in the last decade? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 18:43:36
        
        LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 7, 18:39:06
It's not a proper nostalgia session until the photo of Sarah is brought out (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 17:10:15
- I don't remember to details of that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 7, 17:19:53
- Not really the Wroth's finest moment that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 17:11:46
  - Yep. Harsh but funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 17:16:51
- oh lord-go on then lets see it for old times sake (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 17:10:56
  - I've not got it, I'm afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 17:16:23
Those that left bidet messages - thanks... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:10:59
- Happy birthgay (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 16:00:18
- Its your B'day as well as FP's? Blimey. Have a happy buffday. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 15:38:27
  - FP... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:40:29
    - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:03:23
      - Sellers - where do YOU stand on bumming? (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 16:04:35
        
        i wouldnt do it or allow myself to be done either (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:07:42
        
        Unequivocal. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 16:10:41
        
        mind you-a little tickle around the bum hole is sometimes nice (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:10:25
        
        NO (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 17:18:13
        
        FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 7, 17:02:04
        
        HA HA (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 7, 16:16:02
        
        ROLF *VOMITS* (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 16:11:06
        
        Haven't you bummed Mrs Selwyn? (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 16:10:02
        
        no.have you? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:11:07
        
        would you let Sir Paul Lambert have a go on your missus starfish? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 7, 16:14:20
        
        He'd certainly be prepared to bring in extra numbers to give the lady some help (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 16:16:49
        
        only if i could watch (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:15:25
        
        Oh yes. Very spacious, I assumed you must regularly pilot your barge up cadburys canal. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 16:12:30
        
        Hasn't everyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 7, 16:11:58
        
        we all have (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 16:11:54
        
        rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:13:38
        
        oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 7, 16:06:09
    - I liked him (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 15:50:19
      - I thought FP hit on your mrs? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:55:50
        
        FP has never met my mrs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 16:16:13
      - No I fucking wouldn't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 15:52:08
        
        oh (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 15:52:49
    - Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 7, 15:44:19
- HB (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 7, 15:33:58
  - ... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:37:25
- Happy Birthday old chap (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 15:24:04
  - Less of the old namesake... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:25:55
- Happy birthday darling... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 15:23:49
  - I love you (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:26:50
  - Homeopath. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 15:24:38
    - It's more of a lane (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 15:27:37
    - a little Tombs goes a long way? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 15:26:53
      - He get's stronger the more dilute he is. In fact when there's nothing at all of him there (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 15:30:33
        
        AV (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 15:32:28
- Ummmm (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 7, 15:22:46
- happy birthday btw (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 15:18:32
  - Chairs (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:27:04
- NBTTT (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 7, 15:16:24
  - no benny's till tea time (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:37:31
- Where do you stand on bumming? (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 15:13:47
  - I'm not bothered really... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:15:22
    - Versatile. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 15:15:47
      - I have AAA (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:16:13
        
        arse antics antipathy? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 15:17:07
        
        Access All Areas (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:19:26
- lolf. Happy B'day FPDH out of here (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 7, 15:13:43
  - No presents so far (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:14:58
    - I got two cards this year. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 7, 15:19:13
      - Did it have a nice picture on it? Maybe something amoosing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:20:17
        
        Well it's now got curry on it (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 7, 15:27:14
        
        You were wearing it whilst you went out fisting? Out fisting in a ?70 jumper?.. (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:29:16
        
        haha. After its fist outing. Chuckle. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 15:33:50
        
        ffs ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 7, 15:36:09
    - still time! (General Chat) - phrankin, Nov 7, 15:16:28
      - Thank you my right wing chummer. I hope so (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:20:41
        
        fuck it, you've reminded me that my parents' birthday card and present *still* hasn't (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 15:24:36
- *chortle* (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 15:12:37
  - What is one of them please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:21:30
    - Not sure, I think it's a word I picked from the trainspotting book (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 15:22:35
      - Ah right... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:23:51
        
        how many birthday's is that now?? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 15:26:40
        
        Er... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:28:02
        
        there's nothing wrong with getting old. It happens to all of us (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 7, 15:38:47
- HB (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 15:11:31
  - I am not a fackin' pencil either... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 7, 15:14:24
    - Poor old PencilHead. I miss him (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 7, 15:17:19
      - betcha we get a new LB in Jan (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 15:50:54
        
        ^^^ Demanding wholesale changes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:52:43
Jim Tanner has withdrawn from the Scotchland squad (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 13:59:48
- Russ Tanner (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 14:39:05
- Ellsie's lad? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 7, 14:02:55
- Jack Tanner (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:00:25
  - Roscoe (NCFC) - norway, Nov 7, 14:01:47
    - Empora? (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 7, 14:15:03
    - P Coltrane? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:05:06
    - arbuckle (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 14:04:20
    - i just did a Google Image search for Jack Tanner (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 14:04:01
I see Stockdale is in the England squad. (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 7, 13:53:32
- Has Green retired from England? (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Nov 7, 13:55:17
  - And Paul Robinson is better than all of those three (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 7, 14:05:18
    - He looked good against us (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Nov 7, 14:09:18
  - Your username is a bit rude though isn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 7, 14:03:46
  - I don't know if he has or not. Joe Hart is by far the best. Then they are all much of a (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 7, 13:57:36
    - Scott Carson and Ben Foster (Other Football) - norway, Nov 7, 13:59:27
      - haha. This. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 14:31:19
      - Share a set of knees. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:00:59
That Mensch sort looks a bit grim to me. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 7, 13:50:25
- nothing to do with her politics then ceebees??!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 13:51:52
  - Nope, just her looks. The fact she's an Tory bitch is irrelevant (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 7, 13:53:46
    - It becomes very relevant when the sub normal sow opens her mouth though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:03:30
    - how do you know she is a bitch? just cos shes a tory??!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:07:13
      - I've seen her interviewed and she came accross as a right arrogant bitch. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 7, 14:11:17
        
        I first came across her on the pages of Total Politics (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 14:13:29
        
        Chelts first came across Thatcher in the same way. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 7, 14:18:20
        
        true! i dream of a mother/duaghter combo, would stick MY "x" in BOTH boxes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 16:27:42
    - Have you ever knowingly shagged a Tory. I just had a think back and I don't think I have. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 13:55:59
      - What about Rupert at that grouse shoot? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 13:57:34
        
        I haven't counted bumming. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 13:59:42
        
        Anyway, he was a UKIP type. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 14:01:26
        
        They're just neurotic tories (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 14:02:48
        
        He insisted I withdraw from our union. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 14:06:59
        
        I heard he relaxed his stance on European entry (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 14:11:44
        
        No, if anything he has stiffened against it. He says no to integration by the back door. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 14:36:34
        
        Not even with Greece? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 14:53:21
        
        I heard a Greek chap on R4 this morning call Greece "The Retarded Child of Europe" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:06:42
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 14:40:02
        
        Lucky for you OG is having his post-lunch nap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 14:39:49
        
        ^^^ this is how it starts (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 14:00:46
Anyone watch The Cube? (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 12:23:54
- From beginning to end, that really is a terrific bit of writing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 12:36:10
  - Scrampton Jnrs also love Hole in the Wall and Total Wipeout (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 12:45:04
    - Fuck off I will (General Chat) - Joey Barton, Nov 7, 12:54:10
    - I like Total Wipeout (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 12:47:16
      - it's harmless, weekend night, family entertainment (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 13:05:55
  - Brookeresque! (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 12:42:00
- The Scrampton Jnrs love it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 12:31:37
Noel gallagher (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 7, 12:13:35
- I've been listening to that albumin today. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 12:15:03
  - i love track 1 everybody on the run (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 7, 12:26:19
NBTTT - Which Norwich player is most like a Ninja? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 11:49:53
- Graham Ninja. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 7, 12:07:31
My Modern Warfare 3 has been despatched. Carry on. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 11:19:57
- If it all kicks off somewhere and conscription is introduced in the UK (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 7, 12:08:52
  - So long as I can respawn after every dumbass death that'd be fine. (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 12:28:53
- I'm braving the highstreet tomorrow as I need to trade in Battlefield 3 for it (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 7, 11:33:15
  - TW@ in my office is on about going to the midnight opening to get it (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 7, 11:55:35
    - I'd sooner extract teeth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 11:57:11
      - Agreed, I've only preordered as it had money off. Midnight opening is a step too far. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 12:30:26
  - Good luck with that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 11:40:26
- Mine too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 11:21:15
  - I'm off tomorrow, Wife isn't, Daughter still going to GrandParents. (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 11:26:25
    - Good skills. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 11:28:26
Louise Mensch dresses up for her husband as an act of love (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:31:01
- Bruce Forsyth chin (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 10:55:12
  - something to rest ya balls on then, innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 13:52:32
- i bet he's given her a nice set of pearl earrings!! (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 7, 10:43:56
- we need pics ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 10:34:35
  - "My palms still sweat with adrenaline whenever he walks into a room" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 10:36:21
    - Louise Mensch covered in a slight sheen of sexual excitement (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:37:48
      - she's had her chin done! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 7, 10:39:12
        
        Spunk Beard. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 7, 10:56:42
        
        ww2 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 10:59:11
        
        Hell, yeah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 7, 10:58:06
        
        She's had a fuck sight more than her chin done. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 10:44:54
        
        I'd probably look, or take notice, if she wasn't so awful personality wise (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 12:20:48
        
        i bet she has (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 7, 10:39:34
        
        arf! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 7, 10:46:12
Happy Birthday to Fierce Panda out of off of on here. Shame he doesn't post anymore. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 08:31:49
- I thought he returned under a new username? (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 7, 10:40:00
- Agreed, lets hope he does a guest appearance on his Birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 7, 10:07:34
- yes, happy buffday to him (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 09:47:56
- indeed, happy birthday to the Wellalike. Sadly missed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 08:37:42
  - I liked FP's posts, especially the ones about music..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 09:12:24
    - Yes. Bit too much into bumming though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 09:17:06
      - oh (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 09:17:52
        
        I probed him on it once or twice. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 09:19:11
        
        did it come to a sticky end? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 09:20:07
        
        Not really, was getting a bit messy so I backed out. For the best. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 09:21:02
        
        really? I'd assumed that bottoming out the issue would have provided some relief. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 09:28:32
        
        once you withdrew, did you lose interest? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 09:27:35
        
        ^^^ then we wonder why it's so hard for professional footballers to come out as gay ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 09:50:45
        
        I know. Shocking in this day and age. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 09:57:28
        
        Just think about casual homophobia next time you're in a self-righteous froth about EBJT (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:08:09
        
        Wasn't being homphobic. Was joking about bumming. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 10:20:49
        
        "It was only banta, can't these gayers take a joke?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:24:50
        
        OK OG. If you think that's homophobia, then fair enough. Froth yourself one off (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 10:28:58
        
        Imagine being a gay person reading that (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:32:30
        
        I don't think they'd be offended. Probably the opposite in fact. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 10:34:22
        
        You would say that (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:36:20
        
        Er - yes. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 7, 10:38:18
        
        I'm not wrong (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:41:39
        
        He is wrong on this. But seems to find me irritating in general so I think it's more that (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 10:40:33
        
        That's not true at all you big old furball (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:44:24
        
        There was no homophobic aspect to the above. Just an excuse for a few fnar fnar cock gag (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 10:55:48
        
        We'll have to agree to disgaree then (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 10:57:31
        
        Love you too. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 11:01:30
        
        GAY (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 11:23:52
        
        ^^ Homophobe. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 11:34:05
        
        Cock gag thread RUINED. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 10:15:25
        
        I'm looking carefully, but I can't see a pun in there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 7, 10:14:05
FAO Charles (General Chat) - norway, Nov 7, 08:04:09
- Ep3 does NOT pick up (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 7, 10:05:14
  - Now, I could just about accept mindnumbingly dull episodes (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 7, 10:06:37
- FFS! some of us are still only half way through series 1 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 09:51:44
- There's loads of good stuff in the original stories they can use, so I'd be surprised (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 08:13:54
  - Seems at the minute to be a bit of a longwinded way of turning Shane into more of an arse (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 08:19:00
    - SHUT UP! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 7, 09:52:42
      - Sorry! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 10:32:51
Lads! Lads!! I've sorted it. Someone get Lambo on the 'phone (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 6, 18:08:00
- I've had the same idea! No, not the same, not the same at all, in fact the opposite idea (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Nov 6, 18:13:26
- I would like Ward and/or Whitbread to be given a go once fit (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 18:11:34
  - ward wasn't exactly totally solid in the championship (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 18:14:12
    - too simplistic (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 18:17:20
      - we barely kept a clean sheet last season tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 18:23:41
    - But, on the other hand, you're a renowned idiot, and regularly demonstrate that you haven' (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 18:17:20
      - potd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 6, 18:22:54
        
        Get the fuck in (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Nov 6, 18:33:46
        
        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 18:34:28
      - i'm pretty much always spot on tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 18:22:51
If the keeper saves a pelanty, but spills the ball and the pelanty taker scores the rebo t (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:51:51
- I thought that was ot allowed. (Other Football) - tim berry, Nov 6, 15:36:11
  - only off the woodwork (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 15:38:36
- i'd imagine so (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:52:59
If you were going to slow-cook the filling for a steak & ale pie, how hot, for how long? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:23:21
- Is the filling entirely raw? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 6, 14:37:06
  - I'm going to flour and season the beefs and sear in hot oil (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:39:36
    - Yeah, give the veg a bit of a cook in the liquid for 10-15 mins (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 6, 14:42:48
      - I was going to casserole (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:44:43
        
        ... the filling, then transfer into the pastry case afterwards (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:45:21
        
        Ah roight (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 6, 14:46:08
    - yep that sounds about right. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 6, 14:42:45
      - 150C for a couple of hours, then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:46:03
    - off the top of my head (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 14:42:29
      - Get cooking now and that'll be ready just in time for (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 6, 14:43:58
        
        then put the slow cooker in the microwave (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 14:47:03
      - That's in a slow cooker you hoon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:43:43
- 8 inches (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 14:23:48
  - thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:32:36
    - i know a really good pudding to finish that off with (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 14:37:08
  - gas mark 9 (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 14:28:06
all about the asian pie (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:08:04
- Games have been kicking off at 11am for years. Your weird mental attacks on Spanish (Other Football) - pants, Nov 6, 14:19:25
- quite surprised that there is an interest in football in asia tbh (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 6, 14:19:01
  - Footer's aces (Other Football) - pants, Nov 6, 14:27:37
    - but can you really see any of them getting obsessive about football? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 6, 14:36:18
      - Nope, can't imagine that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:41:23
  - yeah not sure how all that started (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:20:18
- more about the changes here (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:11:08
  - all means we could miss out on global revenue (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:22:42
    - good to see a healthy dose of paranioa on here (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:29:06
      - i'll type this one slower (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:40:09
        
        screaming benny's don't come more textbook than that (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 6, 14:42:16
        
        yay i can do consecutive vowels (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 6, 14:41:32
      - *paranoia (Other Football) - pants, Nov 6, 14:37:52
Battle of the shite-ans today (Other Football) - Waddockhunt, Nov 6, 11:44:43
- No (Other Football) - norway, Nov 6, 13:36:29
- Clash. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 13:26:16
  - It really was a great pun wasted (Other Football) - norway, Nov 6, 13:37:59
- draws all round (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Nov 6, 11:47:57
  - Except if we keep losing (Other Football) - Waddockhunt, Nov 6, 11:49:28
    - keep the faith (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Nov 6, 11:55:18
    - when you say keep losing (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 6, 11:53:39
      - I mean in the next few games (Other Football) - Waddockhunt, Nov 6, 11:58:38
        
        Let take these individually (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Nov 6, 12:14:59
        
        Lambo will suss Man City.... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Nov 6, 12:19:14
      - 1 in 4 which aint bad..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 11:55:28
- 0-0, with 3 red cards each. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 11:47:10
  - yep, I'd settle for that (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Nov 6, 11:48:02
    - I would also like Spuds to hammer Fulhams (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Nov 6, 11:49:30
      - yeah, keep Wigan, Wolves, Fulham down there (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Nov 6, 11:50:10
        
        yep, fuck fulham..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 11:51:30
        
        I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUT YOU LIKE AN EASILY CUTTED THING (Other Football) - Karnivore, Nov 6, 12:00:22
Worries me that, after one bad game, Barnett is described in terms like (NCFC) - grumpy, Nov 6, 10:58:44
- He's had quite a few bad games recently and made a lot of mistakes generally tbf! (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 11:18:19
  - phew! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 11:22:45
    - A lot of our fans have an emotional attachment to these players (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 11:32:44
      - look, we're in the PREMIER LEAGUE (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:01:24
        
        What has Barnetts backpass got to do with the oppositions quality (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 12:24:55
        
        this is a thread about our defence (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 6, 12:47:23
        
        I mentioned my own tendency to do that, hardly patronising others is it? (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 13:11:44
        
        Calm yourselves boys, you're getting as precious as usacanary there. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 13:22:57
        
        Shame if this gets personal. Has been an interesting and well-informed debate (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 6, 13:13:11
        
        Agreed, it won't get personal from my side (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 6, 13:18:01
      - thing is...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 11:36:41
        
        Martin was also very poor yesterday - not sure singling out individuals is fair (n/m) (NCFC) - grumpy, Nov 6, 11:54:11
- Always happens, I'm afraid (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 6, 11:11:41
  - same here.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 11:21:23
- indeed. the two strikers they have are exceptional (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 6, 11:09:59
A touch of the Weslingtons about that lad Silva. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 18:44:38
lol. Halfime analysis on ESPN at almost usac levels of analytical quality. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 18:30:15
only 6 teams scored more (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 18:20:20
- thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 5, 18:31:00
  - ^ tilt (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 18:31:36
    - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 5, 18:32:33
1 - 5 to Manc City. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 18:19:03
- hope so... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 18:20:30
Dzecko - great control, great finish (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Nov 5, 18:16:37
- and excellent in scrabble (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 5, 18:17:22
  - *** Family Fortunes ERR-ERRRRR! noise *** (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 18:22:33
    - check the rule sonny, thems changed now (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 5, 18:24:16
      - the pongo's right actually, these days you ARE allowed names. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 18:30:48
        
        *sigh* (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 5, 18:32:56
        
        no , no points for use of asterix's (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 18:48:16
        
        what about obelix's? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 5, 18:51:53
      - .... (Other Football) - phrankin, Nov 5, 18:27:19
Bit embarrassed by some of fans reaction on here today..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 5, 17:17:36
- Are you unable to contextualise AT ALL? (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 5, 17:22:36
  - ^^^^ on Tilt.......... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 5, 17:23:20
    - Cheer yourself up with a nice not-a-prediction prediction table. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:25:52
    - ^^^on the spectrum (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 5, 17:24:34
      - funnily enough, I was thinking just the same thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 5, 17:25:02
    - nah, just saying what everyone else thinks (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 5, 17:24:15
      - Those two statements aren't mutually exclusive to be fair (NCFC) - norway, Nov 5, 17:25:23
- Relly? please point out the posts saying we are shit (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 5, 17:20:32
  - i think we're brilliant (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 17:21:40
    - Completely agreed. As a passing side we are terric (notmean) at times (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 5, 17:33:13
      - I totally agree with that........its the mongs on here who...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 5, 17:39:30
        
        'Mongs', 'retards' (NCFC) - norway, Nov 5, 17:52:45
        
        I don't think it's about calling for wholesale changes, we just need to fix the defence (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 5, 17:44:14
        
        who wants changes? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 17:40:47
    - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 5, 17:24:14
    - I think we lack a real premiership quality centre half (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 5, 17:24:05
      - defence were terrible today (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 5, 17:26:59
    - ^^^ this........we are creating chances and scoring goals. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 5, 17:22:32
      - a lot thought we'd struggle offensively (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 17:23:43
- Not really, very pleased with the season so far yet the constant defensive mistakes (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Nov 5, 17:20:20
- a few people have stated the obvious (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 17:20:17
- I think people are able to dislike individual things (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 5, 17:19:19
  - agreed - what you see on this board is a stream of consciousness at any given moment (NCFC) - norway, Nov 5, 17:21:56
  - It's also just passionate disappointment (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 5, 17:20:58
    - agreed, I was fucking fuming after the Man Utd game... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 17:29:42
      - can't say i was fuming after OT (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 17:35:31
- mind you, you are a bit of a plonker though (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 5, 17:18:57
  - yeah, thought you might struggle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 5, 17:22:44
Harrison Dunk (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 16:30:18
- That's what you should have named your child. Harrison Dunk-Bay. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 5, 16:34:06
  - Or Wee Bay (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 5, 16:35:11
Hoping to catch some of you a bit tiddly. Like what I am. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:38:58
- Top of the league! (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Nov 4, 22:35:03
- I'm not drinking at the moment, training for the 1/2 marathon` (General Chat) - conker, Nov 4, 22:18:00
  - Thanks for your donation, will reciprocate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:20:00
- I am not drunk sadly but by this time tomorrow I will be... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 22:16:44
  - Get in! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:20:12
- I know about 20 people doing it. (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Nov 4, 21:48:23
  - *sigh* (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:59:34
    - It's only cos you're doing so smashingly well that I can help others instead. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Nov 4, 22:16:17
      - No worries. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:19:21
- Hows your eye now mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:41:13
  - Which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:43:28
    - Here we go! (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:44:19
      - It's fine thanks mate. Fully recovered. Good old NHS. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:46:11
        
        Be careful next time. (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:47:38
        
        He's a terrible shot. Once his knees go he loses all direction. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:48:14
        
        Christ. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 21:57:47
        
        FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:53:46
        
        You've experienced it too? I feel your pain. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:55:44
        
        I've shared a pint with you both. Twice. I feel violated (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:05:26
        
        Wait till the third time. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:06:33
        
        do I get a go on the ho in the flats after? (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:08:53
        
        If you can still walk. Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:10:39
        
        In that case, I'm in. Chelsea rent boys chelsea rent boys hello hello (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:12:07
        
        ^^ Outed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:15:13
        
        don't flatter yourself homo (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 22:19:10
        
        lollops (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:22:52
        
        After the third one they give you a lollypop. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 22:07:55
        
        Sideways. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:10:16
        
        I know. He should at least know now to hold on to steady himself. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:55:21
        
        You're in the front with him tomorrow. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:56:31
        
        You know the answer to this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:58:00
        
        It's me isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:59:55
        
        Yes, yes it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 22:05:59
        
        I fucking knew it! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 22:06:45
- il give u a quid next time i see you (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:40:09
  - OK, cheers sellers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 21:43:40
Whenever I play Football Manager, I agree my budget pre season. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:27:53
- so do i (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:29:09
  - You've still got a Spectrum though mate (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:32:52
    - His wife hasn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 4, 21:36:00
      - neither had yours last time i looked (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:36:47
        
        Speculum. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 22:04:40
        
        Should've looked in the fridge. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 4, 21:38:46
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:39:18
    - is that at the back of my bollocks? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:34:01
      - fucking hell hahaha (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:39:16
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:40:42
      - FFS (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 21:37:51
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:34:48
FAO: usacanary (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:21:43
- "The Jan budget has not yet been agreed" (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:09:11
  - ... giant luminous cock ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 22:00:40
- FAO Yellalee........ prepare to go on Full blown Monkey tilt......I found the Video...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 20:49:17
  - Not sure why you think I'd go on monkey tilt? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:02:47
    - Ouch, this stings a bit doesnt it........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:06:46
      - Yep, just watched that. Stil (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:07:07
        
        Oops, iFail. Still not sure why you think I'm angry? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:08:41
        
        oh........ so you were wrong to call me out in your post....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:10:08
        
        Well, yes, obviously. Trying to trip you up wasn't my intention... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:12:09
        
        LOL, you whole intention was to call me out on something I posted. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:20:58
        
        Wow. Erm.... Okaay. I'm very very sorry that I am wrong, and you are right (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:26:49
        
        if he told you that, well it does contradict slightly with his own words......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:39:14
        
        Agreed entirely. And DM and AB said as much re smoke and mirrors last night as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:41:58
        
        fucking hell! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:30:19
        
        makes me laugh how u think u know so much rom so far away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:22:39
        
        Thats what makes me so damn good........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:26:07
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:26:46
        
        2 kids in a playground pmsl (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:11:14
        
        HE HAS A VIDEO MATE (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:09:23
        
        Its not really Bowkett, I hired an actor who looks like him. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:11:38
        
        Are you going to visit CR this season? (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 21:17:22
        
        is pants? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 21:18:06
        
        Erroneous ? in there... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:09:22
  - Believing everything you see on the internet. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 4, 20:59:30
  - its actually around 3mins 30 secs (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 20:51:30
    - TRANSCRIPT of Alan Bowkett video for those who dont have access. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:00:39
      - you are on FIRE (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 21:01:16
        
        Just waiting for the apology that wont come........Im guessing...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 21:04:12
        
        Eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 21:05:02
- There was a video I saw............ (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 4, 20:40:10
  - yep saw that (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 20:40:33
- keep dreaming yella! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 20:23:58
  - I thought you were going to stop doing this? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 4, 20:25:14
    - Paying Devils Advocate... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:26:44
      - Just to be clear, no financial transaction between the Advocate and I has ever taken place (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:27:41
  - Did you understand the words wot I rit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 20:24:36
careful what you post, they're watching the Wrath (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 16:18:35
- Fucking Nosey Yanks (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 4, 16:22:35
- FAO The CIA (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 16:21:57
  - Fuck the fuck off, or alternatively, tell us what you had for lunch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 16:23:23
    - Is usacanary a CIA agent then? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 4, 16:25:02
      - Na, but they probably put every post he makes into his special file (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 16:41:27
        
        He'll stick out like a sore thumb as a gun owner (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 16:44:44
        
        lol, true. What proportion of americans does actually own guns? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 16:49:29
        
        Dunno what the official proportion is but you can bet your life the real (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 16:51:24
        
        American and intelligence doesn`t quite sound right (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 4, 16:43:26
        
        I imagine the British intelligence services do much the same thing for us (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 16:52:13
        
        That's not true simply because of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 16:57:10
        
        ^^ slightly more than educated guess as (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 17:00:02
        
        well yes, I didn't really mean 'read' as such (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 17:09:01
        
        "Key words." What like 'Mary', 'Goose', 'Bristol' ? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 17:13:30
        
        Code isn't it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 17:20:12
        
        sssssshhhhhhhhh (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 4, 17:23:28
        
        Yeah that was Echelon which just looked for keywords. Think they are far (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 17:12:48
        
        But to be honest I have nothing to hide so am quite happy about it really (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 17:13:21
        
        well there is the issue of privacy and what they use the information for (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 17:15:13
        
        Indeed. That is the big concern... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 17:19:30
        
        most definetely (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 4, 16:56:03
        
        They may as well just pay pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 17:00:34
        
        I might offer my services as a translater, although I'm probably not (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 16:54:44
        
        we`ve noticed :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 4, 16:57:42
        
        CB has clearly read the Art of War (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 17:12:17
        
        Fuck, rumbled :-( (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 17:29:06
        
        haha I know, don't worry we won't mention it again (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 17:31:08
        
        Ah, but does he convince his opponent that he has more knowledge than (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 17:15:30
        
        it's hard to say, but he's one step ahead of the rest of us it seems (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 17:19:04
        
        yes it makes him out to be all nieve but in reality (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 4, 17:15:25
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 17:19:27
        
        you'd have to be adept at yoofspeak (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 4, 16:57:16
        
        I'm too old to understand anything (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 16:58:02
New Google thing for USA Canary. Google "tilt" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 15:19:02
- "askew" works also (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 4, 16:14:42
- "state of mental or emotional confusion or frustration" (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 4, 16:00:17
- That's ace. Google on 100% bitchcake monkey tilt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 15:27:53
- lol. He's only gone and made Google do a full on bitchcake monkey tilt (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 4, 15:26:25
  - And, in keeping with usac traditions, loads of people said it yesterday, but he's taking c (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 15:27:32
    - ^^^^ Blubberz gonna Blub........... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 4, 15:58:37
      - ^^^^dubbers gonna dub (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 16:02:06
      - Thanks. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 16:01:21
        
        Fuck im good.... managed to Monkey Tilt my Haterz without even posting (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 4, 16:04:26
        
        Didn't you call that? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 16:15:59
        
        He dialed it up right on the money (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 16:17:35
Boozer for tomorrow? Arriving about 11 by train so plenty of beertime (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 4, 15:07:21
- We don't seem to have a clue. We're leaving at half eight or nine. Even that's not been (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:08:53
  - oi - did you get my email or are you not at work? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 4, 15:21:34
    - Nope - is Monday too late? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:23:34
      - nope x (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 4, 15:48:44
  - Go and do a few beers in tonight and sort it (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 15:21:00
    - If they do that they'll all have Trumpy Bottom in the car tomorrow. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 15:22:19
      - Bonus (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 15:27:39
  - It's got to be half eight. For wroth purposes. (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 15:17:48
    - Ok - Tumblers at half eight, you at 8.36 and Leep at 8.48. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:24:53
      - Done. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 15:25:51
        
        Outside the pub? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:27:11
        
        Yes please mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 15:28:23
  - 9 surely (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 4, 15:12:46
  - Slug & Lettuce or the Brasshouse on Broad Street (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 15:11:07
    - dont wear colours? are u chelsea or what.wear colours with pride folks,where was he when (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 15:24:35
      - getting refused entry to Walkabout (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 15:57:16
      - Grown men with any sense of style don't wear colours anyway! (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 4, 15:26:39
        
        ^^^ This in spades ^^^^^ (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 4, 15:29:46
        
        wimps (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 15:27:41
- suggest staying in brum city centre for bears.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 15:08:36
  - Will be in the wellington from 1130 (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 4, 16:24:55
  - fucking wimps (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 4, 15:25:38
This has been asked before, but I can't remember the answer (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 4, 14:59:36
- You pour icing on it and lick like fuck (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 15:18:38
- Apple TV (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 4, 15:11:00
- buy an apple tv thing (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 15:10:03
- Osmosis. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 15:03:05
- Ah, what you do is (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 15:01:44
- Get an Scitex XB750w, plug it in and away you go. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:00:27
  - A google search for that reveals very little... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 4, 15:06:49
  - No smell up the USB? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 15:03:18
  - Do a smell up the usb. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 15:02:28
    - ^ this works just as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:03:03
O Wroff of all knowledge - my mind's gone blank: what's the word? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 4, 14:33:56
- ⬆⬆ and that ⬇⬇ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 4, 15:22:48
- Orientations ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Nov 4, 15:07:19
- Direction (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 4, 15:01:29
- Higgldypiggedly (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 4, 15:00:26
- Inside out (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 4, 15:00:02
- Upside down (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 4, 14:58:36
- Muff (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 14:57:44
- Axes/axis? (n/m) (General Chat) - curva nord, Nov 4, 14:54:15
- Grease (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 14:52:49
- You could just say... (General Chat) - pieman63, Nov 4, 14:50:12
- sides (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Nov 4, 14:47:35
- Orifices. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 14:47:18
- maybe re word the sentence use the term 'align'? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:45:01
  - Alignments! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:46:14
    - I've got my optics on this one (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 14:47:31
- "Bristols", yes, thats it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 14:43:32
- Hairy Scrotums (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 14:41:59
- 'trousers' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:41:04
- Is it wise to be dealing in euro pallets at this time? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 14:39:09
- Optics? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 14:38:24
- Configurations? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:35:28
  - Not really, is it, d'you think? We're talking "some lengthways, some sideways" (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 4, 14:36:58
    - Orientations! Bit clumsy maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 4, 14:38:33
What about if, right, say you had just done a look at some jumpers in Zara and were coming (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:12:55
- A and then B (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 4, 17:11:57
- how on earth do you think up that scenario?? (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Nov 4, 16:08:50
- Trousers down, leg dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 4, 15:35:18
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 16:11:05
- I would pudenda (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 4, 15:22:44
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:27:53
- OPTION FUCKING A - ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 15:11:35
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:16:11
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 4, 14:56:21
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:56:52
- Don't know (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 4, 14:50:43
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:51:50
    - Unfortunately not. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 4, 14:57:00
- Option number A. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 4, 14:42:37
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:43:06
- If I wasn't watching my weight, definitely 'a'. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 4, 14:40:06
  - But as you are, it's b? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:41:43
    - The presence of the fondant means I may reluctantly have to go for 'b' (General Chat) - norway, Nov 4, 14:50:49
      - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:52:00
        
        oh (didn't read the content) - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 15:04:33
- Forum (General Chat) - megson, Nov 4, 14:37:00
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:37:21
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 14:24:40
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:25:25
- Forum (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 14:24:00
  - I don't like icing either, but I do like marzipan. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:27:16
    - I hate marzipan... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 4, 14:28:04
      - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 14:29:10
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:25:08
    - swap icing for salad cream and i'll swap to option A (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 14:26:32
      - No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:27:19
        
        i'm loosening my belt and heading to the forum then!! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 14:28:44
- Emo leg tricks, I haven't had enough sleep for any mary nonsense. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:21:15
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:24:51
- I think I'd probably go the pudenda route. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 4, 14:17:55
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 14:18:14
- Crikey, whatever next? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 14:15:29
John Terry named in England squad. Discuss. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 4, 10:53:33
- .......... (Other Football) - megson, Nov 4, 12:54:17
  - That is QPR all over (Other Football) - norway, Nov 4, 13:04:54
- Under former FA Chief Exec Mark Palios (Other Football) - norway, Nov 4, 11:35:57
  - I think it's going to be impossible to prove (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 4, 12:07:59
    - yep impossible (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 12:08:47
  - If anything he should be dropped based on performances (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 4, 11:38:14
- I have looked but find that I really, really don't give a shit (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 4, 11:08:24
  - bet ou'd give a shit if it was announced on a BBC website!! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 11:17:46
    - Err, yes (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 4, 12:15:11
  - Other nations want it so much more. England don't. And as much as they say in interview (Other Football) - pants, Nov 4, 11:12:42
    - Oh, they want it! (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 4, 11:14:28
      - No, I think they just don't enjoy it (Other Football) - norway, Nov 4, 11:31:38
        
        One of them was playing for England in 2001 (Other Football) - norway, Nov 4, 13:03:17
        
        which is which? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 4, 11:45:18
      - I don't think they do really. Montenegro's players climbing into the stands with their (Other Football) - pants, Nov 4, 11:23:55
        
        does it really matter? (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 4, 11:30:38
        
        Also, the whole deal about playing for the senior squad, means you're now above playing (Other Football) - pants, Nov 4, 11:25:28
        
        what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 4, 11:32:42
      - well said (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 11:15:12
  - yet you all still watch (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 11:10:06
    - No (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Nov 4, 11:54:24
    - You watch La Liga, then slag it off on here (Other Football) - pants, Nov 4, 11:13:45
- If the Ingerlund squad is to be representative of the nation then it *needs* racist cunts. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 11:07:08
  - True, we do need some racists in there, and an asian or two. (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:08:43
- i wonder if ruddy and johnson have made the prelim squad too (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 11:04:42
- permanent England international apathy (Other Football) - pants, Nov 4, 11:00:29
  - Me too. Until (Other Football) - megson, Nov 4, 11:03:44
  - I share that apathy... (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 4, 11:03:44
    - Optics? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 4, 11:09:19
      - I mean the general impression given to an outside observer (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 4, 11:10:03
        
        Oh (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 4, 11:13:18
        
        The optics of using the term optics, in that context, are doubleplus ungood.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 11:21:42
        
        I can't unlearn that now. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 11:12:44
        
        Ah. You were speaking business bastard. Like it. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:11:04
    - That was me! I said that. And I agree with me still. (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:05:24
  - Play off game. League game or not? What do you think? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:03:13
    - dunt understand (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 4, 11:05:34
      - Don't worry. It doesn't matter. I'm fine. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:07:13
        
        :( (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 4, 11:08:15
        
        :) (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:09:12
        
        :D (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 4, 11:47:55
        
        :/ (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:59:06
    - League. Obv. HTH. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Nov 4, 11:04:22
      - Agreed. It's obvious isn't it. Can't believe anyone would think otherwise. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Nov 4, 11:05:57
        
        league games for the league table (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 11:06:40
      - it's simply a playoff game (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 11:05:55
- I like the word "CUNT". Discuss. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 10:55:29
- ridicurlus (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 4, 10:55:05
  - yup (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 4, 10:55:39
enjoyed part 1 of mcveigh meets with holty (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 08:06:53
- he's doing well considering he's "not a premier league striker"" (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Nov 4, 09:16:03
  - My contribution to this important debate (NCFC) - norway, Nov 4, 10:30:49
    - it makes one wonder what he could have achieved (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:38:58
      - If only he'd met you earlier in his career. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 10:42:23
        
        maybe if we'd signed him in 04 (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:49:23
      - I've come to realise.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 10:41:39
  - i'd say he is now (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 09:24:33
    - Shame there's no back-pedalling event in the Olympics. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 09:58:42
      - i had my sights set on 'inspiratational writings' (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:03:37
    - Future Manager? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Nov 4, 09:30:02
      - "he's but out for it if he fancies it." (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 09:31:54
        
        Too Close To Call! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Nov 4, 09:33:01
        
        No way. He'd split you in two. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 09:50:43
    - Shouldn't you have finished that post with (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 4, 09:25:42
      - i was thinking of something along those lines (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 09:29:23
- Where can I find said interview? Is it on Canaries Player? (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Nov 4, 09:01:45
  - Yes, one of the best, if not the best thing that's ever been on there (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 4, 09:19:11
  - yes, yes it is (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 09:05:29
- Yes, I watched it yesterday evening (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 4, 08:28:49
  - his career would make a good book (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 08:37:13
    - Chapter 10 (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 09:12:16
      - nah (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 09:21:57
        
        Hlolty! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 09:25:30
        
        I'm waiting for Huddersfield to lose in the play offs to bring out (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 4, 09:26:42
        
        41 games unbeaten now (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 09:33:08
        
        Except the LEAGUE ONE play off final that they lost (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 4, 09:47:08
        
        i meant league run (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 09:49:19
        
        league play offs being an extension to a league season (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 09:58:20
        
        not in the traditional league format tbf (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:01:57
        
        it's one competition and it's a game that is part of that competition (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 4, 10:08:59
        
        well it won't go towards their league record (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:10:51
        
        Its a League 1 game, goals which are scored in that game (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 4, 10:08:36
        
        whether goals and appearances count to whoever isn't that important (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:15:36
        
        If it counts as a league appearence or league goal then its a league game (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 4, 10:28:13
        
        well it doesn't count for goals in the betting site i mentioned (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:33:47
        
        THis could be the new gay off topic of choice. Could run and run. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 10:18:02
        
        terrible topic tbf (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Nov 4, 10:21:48
        
        Carlslol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 09:29:33
        
        Oh good one. Let's think of some more. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 4, 09:28:56
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 4, 09:23:29
Aston Villa vs Norwich on TV........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 15:21:16
- The (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 15:35:33
- Thanks. (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 3, 15:21:54
  - Yud ave thought he was too busy for a tilt......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 15:37:57
    - Actually I'm too busy for a tilt at the moment. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 3, 15:55:42
      - ^^^ semi-tilt........ (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 16:35:23
      - i'm not that busy for the next 15 minutes (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 3, 16:07:44
        
        Me too, if I knew what it was (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 3, 16:10:37
        
        it's when someone does a lean to one side (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 3, 16:18:13
  - Thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 15:28:05
    - for the wanks (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 3, 15:38:22
    - Daddy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 3, 15:29:47
Movember thing. If you'd care to donate, that'd be great... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 14:29:38
- I like the Che on the wall. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 15:01:53
  - Thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 15:44:09
  - Hand painted, bought it in Havana. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 15:07:10
    - I prefer my one of... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 16:11:29
- Beale (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Nov 3, 14:57:40
  - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 14:59:47
- Bumfluffember (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 3, 14:32:23
  - It's only day 2 FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 3, 14:34:37
Bread Sauce. Dreadful invention. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 14:17:47
- Bread Sauce: wonderful addition to xmas dinner, like the pigs in blankets. Aint xmas (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 14:22:50
  - Agreed, has to be on the table but I steer well clear of it, the devils food. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 14:25:09
    - what about the apple sauce for the pork dish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 14:30:50
      - pork for xmas diner is WRONG! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 14:37:03
        
        I can happily have apple sauce with beef/chicken/pork etc. Umm. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 14:37:50
        
        true dat. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 14:39:51
        
        no jesus nonsense in our house. It's a proper pagan feast (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 14:58:21
      - Apple Sauce is the food of God's. Love it!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 14:31:11
    - Oh i love it over the brussel sprouts (obviously compulsary on xmas day!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 3, 14:27:03
      - I like sprouts! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 14:28:46
        
        What's your traditional Xmas dinner Dubbers? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 14:48:35
        
        Stepmother does an excellent Christmas dinner..... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 14:50:46
        
        I should probly take some wines with me. Any idea what the limit for importation is? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 14:53:04
        
        Cor blimey, wouldn't have a clue to be honest Worz, not been abroad for a good 10 years... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 14:54:07
        
        found it - 4 litres of vino and only 1 of spirits (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:01:10
        
        good 5/6 bottles of vino then (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 15:03:35
        
        that'll take up nearly all my pathetic 23kg weight allowance (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:13:39
        
        You will have to come by ship instead then! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 15:15:06
        
        I did once look into doing that, apparently you can work to pay your fare (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:19:40
        
        How long would that take? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 3, 15:29:52
        
        I think it was 2 weeks or so (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:33:29
        
        Only do it on the proviso you can go as Cheif Engineer. Then sit back and give orders! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 15:34:21
        
        I should be El Capit?n seeing as we British are the masters of the oceans (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:39:31
        
        Heh heh, I would love to sit in the Captains chair, point vaguely Eastwards and say... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 15:40:55
        
        Peep peep, full-speed ahead, engage the capstan, weigh anchor (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:46:58
        
        On that alone, you deserve the job, all the lingo!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 15:48:17
        
        I recently read the/a book that Russel Crowe film Master and Commander was looselybased on (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:53:27
        
        Also little know fact the CE is the only person that can overrule the Captains dec... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 3, 15:43:50
        
        "you can work to pay your fare" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 15:28:44
        
        yes, I imagine it might not be work as one is used to (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 15:33:15
Kens dogs a dad (General Chat) - pants, Nov 3, 13:43:44
- I'm not sure of the science behind, I'll leave that to the boffins. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 3, 14:01:37
  - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 3, 14:16:51
  - Kindles smell of hammers (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 14:16:00
    - After using one I immediately felt more suggestible. (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Nov 3, 14:29:36
- the smell of books is probably a mixture of dust mites, dead skin cells (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 3, 13:49:37
  - condoning substance abuse in my opinion (General Chat) - pants, Nov 3, 13:52:44
- dammit. Can't find my P-E translator. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 3, 13:44:53
  - Have a butchers at this, our kid (General Chat) - pants, Nov 3, 13:53:30