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"I'm not a doctor. But I'm, like, a person that has a good you-know-what." (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 07:48:37
- Reckitt Benckiser of ...Reckitt and Colmans Norwich fame issued a statement.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 15:14:54
- Will they be adding bleached to death in their USA covid stats going forward? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 24, 13:19:46
- I think it's great he comes out with this stupidity.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 11:41:54
  - I can see where youre coming from for saying that but I (Coronavirus) - Chopper, Apr 24, 12:48:00
    - John Oliver did an amazing show on this a few days ago. (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 14:51:17
- Trump isn’t a doctor but he’s prescribing injecting yourself with disinfectant 🤦🏻‍♂️ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 24, 11:40:48
- Where's Eamonn Holmes when you need a little open mindedness (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 24, 11:12:50
  - Too busy destroying 5G masts (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 24, 11:16:14
- Her face (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 24, 10:49:13
  - ... (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 24, 11:45:43
    - Yeah she has been a disgrace too tbf (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 24, 11:54:51
      - Look how many people he's sacked,if you don't kiss his arse you're out. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 12:36:56
- He's contacting Thanos on Monday to restart things (n/m) (Coronavirus) - inutero, Apr 24, 10:36:32
- Would shooting a toilet duck up your jacksie work? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Dunney, Apr 24, 09:38:37
  - Hey... we were getting serious and you made it all Sexy... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 15:17:29
  - No room (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 24, 10:13:55
  - Come round (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 24, 09:57:51
  - Let us know how you get on (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Apr 24, 09:42:40
    - How about breaking one up and mixing it with rolling tobacco? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 24, 09:48:25
      - ROFL ! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 24, 11:06:05
      - Rub it into your gums (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 09:49:02
        
        We have the answer (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 24, 10:01:10
- I'm all in favour of Trump injecting himself with disinfectant to see if it works.... (Coronavirus) - Saucerer, Apr 24, 09:35:53
- I think he should inject Domestos and then insert a powerful UV light source into his (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Apr 24, 09:30:43
  - He certainly looks like he's been exposing himself to significant amounts of UV light (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 09:48:14
- ... (Coronavirus) - Duck, Apr 24, 08:45:18
  - I LOLed (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 09:40:27
    - wrong one (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 09:41:18
      - Oh FFS twitter. I give up. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 09:42:13
- He might be onto something with disinfectant though. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 08:36:23
  - Last resort when the cider runs out. What about trying descaler (n/m) (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 24, 09:11:58
    - You've got to be prepared haven't you? Probably tastes better than white lightning as (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 09:13:11
      - Good point. I'm making biscuits out of Rat poison (n/m) (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 24, 09:18:41
        
        Adapt and survive. 👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 09:20:47
  - if you mean wiping down work tops , door handles etc (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 24, 08:53:04
    - No,I mean Injecting it. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 09:00:19
      - I predict it will definitely kill the virus (n/m) (Coronavirus) - mr carra, Apr 24, 09:07:45
        
        Agreed.so (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 09:10:17
        
        You never know with you proth... (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 24, 09:34:12
        
        Thought ffs. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 09:10:30
      - ? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 24, 09:07:34
- actually pointing to his head while it said it too (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 24, 08:28:23
  - Who knows what lies beneath that magnificent thatch? (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 08:33:56
- The mind boggles how was this man elected ? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 24, 08:09:04
  - Same way Johnson was (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 24, 10:15:33
  - and even worse - re-elected! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - rosarios_school_tie, Apr 24, 08:41:30
  - Even more boggling is how is being allowed to continue with this daily batshittery?! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 08:15:04
    - I can't wait for the death figures from people injecting bleach (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 24, 08:22:02
      - I'll tell you how it goes..... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 08:37:05
      - What if it actually worked though..? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 08:35:51
        
        Pretty sure 'ol Joe Mengele took the 'injecting poisonous shit (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 24, 08:41:18
Small sample size but interesting none the less. (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 03:59:50
- An expert writes (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 24, 10:54:01
  - We don't the exact figures yet because.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 11:05:41
    - it probably looks more likely to be under (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 24, 11:12:26
      - Of course.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 11:26:26
        
        Indeed (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 24, 11:38:11
- Go usac! Epidemiologing like a boss (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 24, 09:57:26
  - The Table of Tilt will Tilt you to shit... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 11:09:48
- Germany tracked and isolated cases which is why their experts are (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 24, 08:20:39
- Probably a lot less than 15% in general population (Coronavirus) - ede, Apr 24, 07:11:57
  - Yes but also many less deaths corispondingly... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 11:08:27
- The problem as you say is NY is the epicentre (Coronavirus) - Linighans wake, Apr 24, 06:51:20
  - This. You can't extrapolate from densely-populated NYC to sparsely-populated rest-of-US (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Apr 24, 09:52:14
    - Well that's the problem with any small sample... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 11:13:06
      - Plus, reading between the lines of some of the analysis.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 11:21:42
- Trump's latest presser.......wtaf?!?!?!? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 05:19:27
  - I just ignore him.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 24, 05:39:47
Colostomy bag. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 24, 01:38:43
- Here (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 24, 15:57:05
Pub Quiz - Geography and TV (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 19:22:30
- I don’t the answer to 6 but (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 23, 21:28:26
  - Tell him to come round (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 23, 21:30:15
- Yes! This is right up my street. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 23, 21:17:28
  - Oh ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 23, 21:21:10
  - ^^^ we have a winner (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 21:19:46
  - Wow, it’s as if you actually know the answers (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:18:53
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 21:09:25
  - Mucho danke beaucoup xx (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 23, 21:30:13
  - Fanx! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 21:20:29
  - 👍🍺 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 21:14:44
  - You mean the 1st 10/10 that isn’t J1’s Obvs cheers Saucy x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:14:06
    - Yes of course - silly me.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 21:18:51
  - lovin' your work Saucerer. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 21:12:05
    - Thanks. Glad its appreciated and it keeps me occupied. (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 21:21:07
      - it is clearly appreciated by all. But if you need a night or two off (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 21:31:29
        
        I don't set the quiz at weekends so if you want....I might take part though (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 21:36:52
        
        The weekend crew are hard to please, but yes, noted. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 21:38:47
- Ewar Woowoo (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 20:48:44
  - No (General Chat) - eadie2001, Apr 23, 20:59:20
  - Non (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:49:17
    - ce (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 23, 20:54:36
- How do you like these apples? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 20:47:10
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:51:40
    - L (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 20:59:53
  - LOL @ 'Dalekville' (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 20:49:42
- Oh my days 10/10 guaranteed piece of piss... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:32:19
  - I can’t actually prove anything but I’ve got a horrible suspicion there’s something (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 23, 20:59:10
    - I’m unbeaten, undefeated, untouchable *cough* and undeniably the best quizzer in quizland (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:01:54
      - L (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 23, 21:08:06
        
        Ok you win (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:10:34
  - Tonight Jumbo you win.....drum roll (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 20:52:46
    - Nah... I'm filthy rich. Just award the prizes to offset my tax bill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 20:59:49
      - Wow (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:03:05
        
        Only Joking I'm broke... Do have a special prize for tomorrow though (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 23, 21:12:42
    - I must be bankrupting you with all these super smashing prizes, thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:57:05
- boom taka boom taka boom taka tish...... (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 23, 20:24:03
  - 'DALEKSTAN' - WTF !! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 21:13:32
  - L (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:32:33
    - Boo... I demand a real L, with LOSER in the message body (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 23, 20:41:16
      - O (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:42:29
        
        T (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 23, 20:47:41
        
        I (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:53:39
        
        X (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 23, 20:55:09
- My answers yesterday were better (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 23, 20:23:56
  - L (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:32:47
- Surrey’s guesswork (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 23, 20:09:01
  - Go Surrey (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:33:02
- ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 19:52:56
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:33:30
- 🗳 (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 23, 19:43:29
  - L (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:33:43
    - D ? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 23, 23:11:10
- Hmmm (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 19:38:30
  - L (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:33:56
- ... (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 19:27:26
  - L (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:34:08
Time - 8pm tonight. Location - your doorstep. Chant - Fuck the Tories. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 23, 13:44:20
- Weren’t you moaning we should be in on the eu PPE purchasing scheme? (Coronavirus) - Boris, Apr 23, 18:28:18
  - Post on the tories, and out he crawls from his dank, stinking hole (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 23:13:20
    - Ah there he is. Still no comment on the PPE EU scheme that you wanted us part of (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Boris, Apr 24, 06:17:40
- do think its a good idea to swear in the street (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 14:25:18
  - ^^^clearly lot's of fun to be around (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 23:15:59
- Pretty confident (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 23, 14:06:30
  - They fuck us over instead (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 23, 15:34:18
- Friday....Bulla's doing it (Coronavirus) - KevinBond, Apr 23, 13:50:22
  - I love Ricky Grover.😎👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 14:07:10
Social Distancing to stay in place for rest of the year (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 23, 13:44:17
- My view (NCFC) - Jester, Apr 23, 19:32:14
- Social restrictions - not distancing (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Apr 23, 18:17:11
- Just read that Oxford university scientists are mega confident of having an effective (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 15:51:31
  - wasn't it 1 million ready by September? (NCFC) - Alan, Apr 23, 16:38:58
  - Vaccine. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 15:51:48
- can you really see that happening (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 14:24:12
  - My family are school teachers - no wsy I'm seeing them (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:15:42
    - I understand what you are saying but ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 15:21:23
      - There will be medication by then to stop it moving (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:34:55
  - More concessions than that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 14:48:28
    - We can do the distancing without full lockdown (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 15:02:28
      - Yep (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:35:03
- You’d think so but... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 23, 13:50:32
The future of canoeing? (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 11:06:34
- you seem like a fungi (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 11:33:49
  - It actually grows whilst in the water.weirdsville. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 11:42:43
    - catch a fish, cook it up with fresh mushrooms (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 12:00:48
Well done Chuck (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:53:12
- top stuff (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 23, 12:13:29
- Superb. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 11:02:56
HE HAS COME HOME. NOT IN THE FIGURATIVE SENSE BUT IN THE QUITE LITERAL SENSE (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 23, 09:29:41
- I er,see.i think . (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 09:33:25
Social distancing sounds like the government warning... (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 22, 20:02:50
- Yep, probably never going to see my ailing father again. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:27:20
  - 💛💚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bravo win or die, Apr 22, 21:09:07
  - Ouch, sorry shods xx (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 22, 21:05:04
  - Have u got anyone to zoom/Skype with? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 22, 20:45:07
    - yes, I have some fantastic friends who keep in touch for video pissups (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:48:58
  - Are you self-isolating? (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Apr 22, 20:42:14
    - I have been wearing the same pair of trousers for 4 weeks. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:52:44
  - If you need to give your dad some kind of a message tell me. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 20:38:41
    - Bless you proth. We are making do, but I appreciate your offer. Really. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:41:24
  - Big hugs x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:37:18
  - Give us a message. Repeat it tomorrow afternoon and I'll pass (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 20:31:13
    - thanks proth. but to be fair, I have no idea what you are on about. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:34:31
      - He wants a massage with a happy ending (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:39:23
        
        👍🍺 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 20:40:02
- If it does it will comeback. 2 years before we get back to something (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 20:22:47
- Social distancing will be here for the next few years at least (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 20:21:15
- I did hear on the radio the other day that they had never developed a successful vaccine (Coronavirus) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 22, 20:17:36
  - Roche have said most likely scenario no vaccine even next year (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 20:26:59
    - Sanofi too. end of 2021 estimated. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:30:08
      - I see they’re rioting a bit in Paris (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 20:31:19
        
        Yep, it's started. The poor quarters (not just paris) have had enough. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:33:15
        
        Ramadan a ding dong (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:40:42
It's great having older sisters isn't it? Even when you're a dickhead they look (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 19:40:36
- My sis just done did a birth...... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 19:45:04
  - Aww. Hope they call her Corona! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 21:06:05
  - No cock, and no partridge (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 20:43:09
    - 😁 (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 20:44:42
  - Congrats Unc. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 22, 20:14:44
    - Ta (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 20:18:11
  - good work. congrats to all. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 19:59:25
    - Ta (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 20:12:21
    - I dont think yellowman had a lot of input (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 20:04:14
      - Come on Tom Blander - we are talking about Norfolk. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 20:31:15
        
        Big eared boys on farms 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 20:36:53
        
        FFS! (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 20:34:31
      - 😁 (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 20:19:28
  - Congratulations Uncle yellowman (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:47:16
    - Ta x (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 19:48:13
  - Aw ,fantastic YM.Much love to you and your sister. 💛💚💛👏😎 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 19:46:37
    - Cheers mate (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 19:47:58
- Family innit bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:42:18
  - Er yeah.Dad's side are northerners though.which I think is (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 19:55:50
    - Southerners are much friendlier than those Northern (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:57:00
      - Thank god for NORFOLK BOR.My dad said my Grandpa (from Manchester) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 20:07:55
        
        Hehe (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 20:22:21
Houston do we have a problem (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 19:35:34
- 1234 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:38:46
- No.Have you tried hitting it with a closed fist? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 19:38:03
Pub Quiz - Sport and History (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 22, 19:27:33
- balls. I think I'd have only got about 3 though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 21:21:19
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 21:23:19
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 22, 21:12:29
  - Booom 10/10 yet again cheers saucy boy x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 21:16:01
  - Ahem (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 21:15:12
    - 1890's ....1860's....Just upside down dyslexia. You are of course correct.... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 22, 22:21:55
    - Shhhhhh! Juan Velasco was worth 2.5 points. (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 22, 21:18:20
      - I think Saucy has been on the sauce #arithmetic (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 21:24:47
    - ^sore loser (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 21:16:49
      - You’ll be sore later (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 21:24:06
        
        Fingers crossed 🤞 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 21:24:53
- Getting ready to come just after Jumbo (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 20:55:54
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:57:12
    - L (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 21:00:42
- Too easy. I'll do tomorrow's answers instead. (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 20:50:47
  - So close, but the answer to No 10 was three turnips. Bad Luck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 22, 20:56:47
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:55:02
- Answers, mostly incorrect.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 22, 20:34:45
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:42:32
- Ok (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 22, 20:21:52
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:25:19
- Bit late sorry - scoffage (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 22, 20:08:44
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:11:20
    - L (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 22, 20:13:26
      - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:14:29
- badoom...badoom..badadadamdadaboom... (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 22, 19:54:11
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:54:41
- Here goes nuffink!!! (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 22, 19:49:20
  - Go Surrey (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:53:23
- .. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 19:37:02
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:38:16
- ...... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 19:36:26
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:37:16
- Booom omg sooo piece of piss easy.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:36:01
  - Tonight Jumbo you win.....drum roll (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 22, 19:45:00
    - Lets hear it for Nostrils 👏🎉🍾 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 20:00:41
      - 👃 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 20:01:19
        
        On my phone that looks lewd (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 22, 20:06:17
    - What a souper winning prize, cheers x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:46:13
- ... (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 22, 19:34:56
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:36:47
- answers, sort of (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 22, 19:32:46
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:36:18
I see people going feral,financial institutions trying to nick (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 16:08:39
Just an observation..... From experience..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 22, 16:02:22
- you're not wrong there partner! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 16:59:59
- Charles Manson was part of Mk ultra.he and his dickheads (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 16:12:29
  - Black panther. Anyway.crack on. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 16:13:17
OMG the Westlife concert has been cancelled (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 15:30:24
- Coronavirus (General Chat) - letsbehavinyou, Apr 22, 16:30:36
- .... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 22, 16:00:10
- Wonder if the club have insurance for these cancelled concerts (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Apr 22, 15:40:55
  - Nope. Insurance firms wriggling out of paying out on things like this (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 16:02:57
    - Booked not boomed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 16:03:13
      - I liked Boooooooomed (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 16:46:50
  - what do you reckon (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 15:47:11
- Had VIP tickets for The Killers. Gutted! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 15:35:34
- Right give me a hose now.😥 Jumbo's been bullying (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:35:30
  - Er,compose a post. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:43:06
    - Did I? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 18:25:51
      - Joke ffs.! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 19:22:41
        
        soz (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:25:10
      - BULLY (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 19:01:59
        
        soz (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 19:16:33
I'll give you this.if you want to feel upbeat. 👊😅👍 (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:21:31
Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 22, 15:20:09
- In year three we study late the Neolithic hunter gatherers. Any seven-year-old could tell (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 22, 15:35:18
  - What? (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 22, 16:00:34
- strange that they are so close together and have a differing opinion of cartoons (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 15:21:49
  - They prefer the Hair Bear Bunch...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 22, 15:58:39
  - Maybe Dubai folk are cat people and don't appreciate Fred evicting Baby Puss each episode (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 22, 15:52:06
    - Shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 18:56:13
  - Please tell me you know it’s a joke (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 22, 15:28:37
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:29:21
  - Maybe it's a cultural thing (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 22, 15:24:22
    - I think that’s exactly what it is (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 18:57:02
That Joanne Rust.Her and her daughter just brought me food and (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:09:26
- did they get out of your swimming pool when you asked them to? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 15:12:23
  - She got a million pound house too.👍😃 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:13:27
    - how shocking (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 15:15:45
      - You're jealous (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:46:41
        
        I dont have that problem (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 15:48:53
        
        Congrats 👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:54:58
        
        for what (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 15:59:39
        
        For being a EUNUCH. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 16:01:00
        
        too subtle for me (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 16:05:17
        
        I'm off for swim in my sisters 70 metre pool (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 16:28:50
      - Actually I think it was valued at £3.4 million before this corona thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:25:40
People on here will know that i'm not usually the first one to wade in on the government (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 13:58:00
- Much as I dislike the government I guess the aims aren't that different (Coronavirus) - mr carra, Apr 22, 14:24:18
  - What gets me is that every few days someone queries why they are not doing something (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 14:37:14
    - could it be the difference (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 14:49:28
      - undoubtedly (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 14:53:37
    - Oh I agree (Coronavirus) - mr carra, Apr 22, 14:44:33
- Hancock also said we’d be doing 100k tests a day not have... (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 22, 14:02:19
  - I'm torn,there are different ways to view different approaches to this response,but (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 14:09:55
- You've been more critical than most on this subject,(that I've seen).And (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 14:00:09
  - Someone has to be my substitute for Delia! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 14:30:59
Cheese & Olive Sandwich (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 22, 12:53:52
- BLT (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 22, 14:13:35
  - I’m sorry, you’re seriously comparing that to microwaved 3 day old sag aloo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:53:37
  - Girl (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 14:22:49
  - Barcardi,Lacons,and Tettleys. Stout woman.😅😅😅😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 14:21:24
- 2 crumpets absolutely pissing with Marmite (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 22, 14:07:32
  - hanging's too good for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 14:22:26
- Heinz Oxtail soup, white roll and three bags of skips (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 13:52:08
- Left over sag aloo, lump of slightly going off Chaource, rocket, hummus (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 13:44:30
- what a waste of cheese, Ben ban this sick filth^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 13:27:12
  - I've recently been enjoying cheese and pickled walnut sandwiches. A small amount of mayo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 14:05:29
    - WTAF! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 14:23:36
      - Red Leicester, despite being the lamest of cheeses, works surprisingly well with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 14:55:26
Starmer going in hard on the fucking Tory shit bags. Lovely stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 22, 12:16:35
- Love how he corrected Raab when he tried to correct Starmer (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 18:47:05
- Get off the phone mast...... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 22, 13:43:19
- FWIW,I think timing the inevitable and deserved assault is crucial. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 13:30:22
- I thoght he was rather layed back. Quite a gent. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 22, 13:20:36
- you dont get promoted in September (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 12:29:42
  - Could happen this year tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:31:48
    - lol ha ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 12:45:56
- Oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:19:43
Sutton’s seeds (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 22, 12:03:43
- ditto (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:11:56
- AG Meale (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 22, 12:59:42
- Same here (n/m) (General Chat) - Highway, Apr 22, 12:55:32
- Dobies seem hood, 3 day turn round (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 22, 12:37:44
- Yep still waiting here as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 12:22:37
- No Surrey! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:18:10
I think I'm going to lose it with some of the dickheads round here. (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 22, 11:09:32
- Get the air rifle out,fire a few warning shots.....(joke). (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:20:56
- Police? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:17:07
  - Tried that (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 22, 11:42:04
    - you are going to need to video them, put it on twatbook or twizzer, and the old bill. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 11:46:02
The 750000 NHS volunteers (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:26:40
- I had 2, both for the same person (Coronavirus) - Surrey Yella, Apr 22, 11:01:35
  - Boots are delivering free of charge (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 22, 15:29:31
    - Boots deliver meds to where I work. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:31:30
  - That's it really,alot of people find it hard to accept help,it's just the we are. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:08:41
- Same here. Not one job yet. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 22, 10:48:58
  - Had a call on Thursday (Coronavirus) - Chicken, Apr 22, 10:57:44
  - Try harder. That's what jobless people get told to do (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:52:39
    - and to get on their bike (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 11:14:42
- I’ve been a volunteer since early April,but not had a single job (Coronavirus) - huckerby6, Apr 22, 10:41:13
  - So a bit like the ventilators and PPE call for help (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:49:31
    - Well I think they've switched focus on trying to stop people getting so I'll they (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:11:33
      - Yes as I understand it if the best chance of medical intervention is before (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 13:24:45
        
        Yes,tbf I was going to add that this has come as a result of experience (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 13:41:21
    - Maybe it underestimated the problem and the focus has shifted (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:54:34
      - The PPE shortages have followed a similar pattern (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:02:09
        
        Again its logistics (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 12:01:05
        
        It would probably have helped (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:06:41
        
        What are the lead times for deliveries under that scheme? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 12:16:10
        
        No idea - tbf it isn’t really the point is it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:22:00
        
        yes, it is the point (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:10:19
        
        The irony is that we probably have not suffered through not participating but (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 13:21:07
        
        it's always the cover up that gets you... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:36:23
    - As long as it sounds good during their 5pm news briefings. Job done (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:53:35
  - So it's a good PR exercise from the Govt basically then? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:42:57
    - Do you have any idea how complicated the task is of organising 750000 people? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:49:51
      - They’ve had months notice. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 18:44:06
      - Boring isn't it? (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 22, 10:57:14
        
        Indeed. Never realised the wrath and twitter were so full of people with PhD (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 15:37:28
        
        and yet here you are spouting your expert opinion time and time again. You really are a (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 18:42:01
        
        Yup (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:58:50
        
        all good thanks matey, managed to get a couple of online shops finally (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 22, 15:18:19
        
        Thats good to hear mate (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 16:24:45
      - Employ a few project managers? Plan it a few months ahead of the peak? (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:54:09
        
        What did you do in the pandemic daddy? I snided at the government son (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:58:15
        
        Better then blindly following a bunch of liars (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 18:43:42
        
        Nailed. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 11:58:36
        
        Ha ha (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 22, 11:32:28
        
        well said sir (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 11:17:52
        
        Those were the days gobb not so good now (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:36:03
        
        On the plus side though (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:46:46
        
        I doubt that you will. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:17:33
        
        Hang in there Tombs x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 22, 11:42:26
        
        Got no choice really oggers (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:56:14
        
        socially distanced hugs and thoughts Tombs (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 14:18:20
        
        Cheers camcan atb 2u2 as well (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 16:26:45
        
        Chin up bor,thinking of your wife and you.xx (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:45:17
        
        big hugs - from a safe distance x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 11:38:52
        
        👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 12:05:31
        
        this. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 10:59:38
- Yes (n/m) (Coronavirus) - letsbehavinyou, Apr 22, 10:38:24
Look at this daft wombat. 😃😃 (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 08:48:30
- Jaxzyn? (General Chat) - McGill, Apr 22, 13:10:38
- Hehe (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 22, 08:55:04
Missouri trying to Sue China (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 08:12:33
- I wonder if anyone will sue our government (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:17:56
  - Pretty much any NHS employee who didn't get proper PPE I would imagine (n/m) (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 08:21:55
    - Suing your employer is never a good career move (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:52:34
      - If they're dead they don't have much of a career either (n/m) (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:31:00
        
        don't fancy their chances of winning a claim in those circumstances (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 10:00:42
        
        Their families could (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:28:22
        
        Yes that was really my original suggestion (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:30:02
        
        and that's really what I was thinking (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:33:39
        
        Yep (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:38:06
        
        Yep even if you recover from pneumonia, it fucks your lungs to a certain degree (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 10:44:27
        
        It can cause scarring. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:18:12
        
        Reading it back it didn’t need clarifying (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:31:31
        
        Please in future clarify that dead people can't physically sue anyone (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:44:02
    - Things could get very interesting after all this,what about posties? (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 08:37:02
      - seems to be plenty of guidance on the site (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:49:29
        
        Was it there 2 -3 months ago? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 08:54:27
        
        no idea (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:57:06
      - PPE for posties is basically long trousers (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 22, 08:40:56
        
        Yeah,and I know person to person contact is fairly minimal mostly,but it's not hard to (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 08:47:00
        
        What is the definition of an expensive, arse respirator? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:29:21
        
        On ebay? For me I suppose £30+ .they can go for well over a ton though. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 10:42:41
        
        Have you informed the Govt that ebay is selling useful Covid supplies? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:46:00
        
        I haven't as yet,some do come from China though tbh. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 10:48:23
        
        4 dead already, social distancing in offices (Coronavirus) - littletinyphil, Apr 22, 09:38:08
        
        I'd buy my own respirator,couldn't care less what anyone thought about it. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 09:45:07
        
        lolf - as if a postie needs a mask - NHS 1st and carers (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 09:37:45
        
        It is for some,I've seen them,full face visors. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 09:43:55
        
        Saw a bloke buying veg from a greengrocers wearing one (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:35:58
        
        Yeah I know,it does take abit of thought to realise what best practice is, (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:07:22
        
        Best practice seems to be changing daily (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:09:57
        
        I didn’t realise (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 08:45:55
        
        i thought wearing shorts all year was some sort of badge of honour (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:54:20
        
        I’ll ask my postie today. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 09:37:32
        
        legs dry quicker than wet trousers FACT (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 09:38:21
        
        i can see the logic in that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 09:47:09
        
        Dan my postie can confirm this^^ (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 09:53:09
    - Yep perhaps tfl employees too (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:31:51
Going to be interesting to see what the world is like in 20 years time. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 01:29:56
- We’ll all be Richard Branson’s bitch. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 22, 08:03:49
- We’ll be pushing for promotion or fighting relegation (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:01:03
- here you go (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 07:33:32
Just a random thought (Other Football) - Matt94, Apr 21, 23:16:29
- If you think football is bad look at baseball (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 21, 23:31:51
- Because you touch yourself at night (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 21, 23:22:33
- Because there's a minimum and a maximum size but not a specific size (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 23:19:39
Pub Quiz - Film and Scandal (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 19:27:53
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 21:10:29
  - I still don't recall Tracy Temple... even now I know the answer ~~~~~ (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 21, 21:24:22
    - It was the stopper. Anyone getting it right was either v sad or googled it (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 21:33:06
      - I got it right (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:35:37
    - Shirley Temple (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:25:06
  - Boooom 10/10 totes amazeballs cheers saucy x (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:13:55
    - Lauren fuckall (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 21, 21:19:14
    - An anal cream pie. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 21:16:11
      - jesus christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 23:49:17
      - I’ve just remembered I’m busy tomorrow! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:17:39
        
        🤣👍❤😳 (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 21:22:20
        
        He's a tease...😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 21:28:16
  - 🍺👍 missed a few I should've got really.i blame (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 21:13:00
    - Don’t feel bad Loser boy, not everyone can get a perfect 10 score like me every time (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:16:10
- When the Parkinson scandal broke (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 21, 20:29:02
  - I say......(said in a leslie Thomas accent). (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 21:04:12
    - Shirley (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 21, 21:16:21
      - Ding dong (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:16:39
  - Spoiler alert... (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 20:30:09
    - Whoops (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 21, 21:19:52
- Hoof! (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 20:22:05
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:28:54
- Ratatat... ratatat...ratatat....tish (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 21, 20:16:50
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:29:22
- Surrey answers (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 21, 20:05:21
  - Go Surrey (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:06:01
    - Go Jumbo (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 21, 20:09:29
      - I meant Pizza’s x (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 21, 20:17:07
      - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:10:50
- Well there's something strange, in my neighbourhood (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 21, 20:02:15
  - Couple of right answers in there....honest (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 20:20:52
    - Shit. Sorry. Will try to do worse next time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 21, 20:30:33
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:04:25
- ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 19:53:19
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:56:16
    - Sexy! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 19:58:28
- Here you go..... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 21, 19:52:08
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:55:44
- Oh my day- piece of piss .... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:51:16
  - Tonight Jumbo you win.....drum roll (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 20:02:46
    - Not sure which I look forward to more, Saucy's questions (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 20:27:40
      - Thx. Parcelling them up is a bugger though.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 20:31:26
    - Nice one, cheers 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:10:07
  - W (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 19:54:35
- Well... (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 21, 19:45:26
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:51:43
  - Ahh blocks 2 of those I should've got. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 19:50:48
- .. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 19:38:10
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:52:00
Usac,so this is where you got it from?! (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 18:46:47
- Yes, I even say that in the description of the video. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 21, 23:22:38
- Thanks proth... haven't seen that one for ages.... classic (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 21, 20:02:43
Yesterday my computer broke so I unplugged it,it's a laptop,rechargeable. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 16:34:23
- Either some short circuit (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 21, 16:41:48
  - Remove the battery, leave it out for at least 30 seconds... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 21, 16:49:44
    - It's restarted ! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 16:58:05
      - Booooom! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:06:49
        
        Doesn't work though,ah well. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 19:07:32
        
        have you got a recovery disc? You might have got one when you bought it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 21, 19:35:02
        
        Might have,will try and remember to have a look.👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 19:39:55
- Magic (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 16:37:51
Jackomo. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 15:18:51
- Aspirin. It thins the blood (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 21, 16:05:43
- I’m all over the paracetamol. (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 21, 15:51:41
  - Ben, ban this sick filth^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 16:33:54
Started work at 9...now 9.26 and I’ve run out of things to do... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 21, 09:26:03
- Get a couple of nurofen ready. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 09:34:52
  - Recommended to take aspirin not ibuprofen type pills at present, pal. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 21, 15:03:28
    - You've got me there mike,NSAIDs are not recommended atm.👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 15:16:15
  - Lol (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 21, 09:46:52
Yank intelligence agencies (hehehe) think Kim yung in maybe dead. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 04:14:40
Hello (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Apr 21, 01:05:11
- mornin' vicarage (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 21, 07:58:24
- Hello. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 04:10:30
WE lost one of our own. :(... (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 20, 20:47:41
- Sorry to hear, sad and probably preventable. Thoughts 💛💚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 20, 23:38:42
- so sorry to hear that (Coronavirus) - dr fanta, Apr 20, 23:10:28
- Sorry to hear that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 22:57:09
- Condolences to all💛💚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - letsbehavinyou, Apr 20, 22:56:52
- Bastard virus....Thoughts. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Saucerer, Apr 20, 21:09:41
- Sorry to hear that. Awful virus (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Joe Strimmer, Apr 20, 21:08:32
- Sorry to hear that prom,RIP .💚💛💚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 20:56:53
- My heartfelt condolences :-( (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 20, 20:55:24
- Big hugs to you all x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 20:48:59
Will we be in isolation until there is a vaccine at least? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 16:45:15
- Could be years. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 20, 18:57:59
- I will. Not risking getting that fucker. Mind you, beginning to (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 20, 17:02:54
  - If people are getting it again in Korea, it means a vaccine won’t work (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 20, 17:21:24
    - Vaccines give a stronger immune response apparently (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 20, 18:08:46
      - 12-24 months (a bit like flu vaccines) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 20, 18:12:12
        
        So seasonal to allow for mutation/variation. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 21:04:59
    - Hadn’t thought of that! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:25:44
  - I think they'll throw ,and have thrown more resources at this because of how widespread (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 17:10:12
    - Yes, I think thst is the most likely. Meds that stop it (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 20, 18:03:05
  - I have adapted to this lifestyle anyway we were virtually doing it as a family anyway (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:09:48
  - Yep, same here for my family until there is no deaths. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:05:45
- not forced isolation but some will be 'recommended' to do so (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 20, 17:01:43
  - Yes, just asked my mum and dad and mum said she will not go out while there is people (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 17:04:33
- Over 70's may well be advised to social distance for some time (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 20, 16:52:06
  - Thanks Jim! With my mum being in her seventies and shielded group surely she won’t go out (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 16:54:58
    - I guess it will depend on how low the case numbers get and how effective the testing and (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 20, 17:10:48
- no. vacine could be a year away (Coronavirus) - pab, Apr 20, 16:49:41
  - My mum’s in the shielded group so we will have to? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Thegelman, Apr 20, 16:51:36
Was it Ben after flour off of on here the other day? Anyway, Timberhill bakery... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 14:31:26
- I managed to get some from a farm shop but thanks (General Chat) - Ben, Apr 20, 16:28:20
  - Nice one. Bread making seems to have become a boom business! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 16:37:53
- Although some of the prices seem odd. 2 cans of coke for £3.10? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 14:41:01
  - it’s squeezed by hand,and then passed through a macaque’s digestive system. (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 20, 15:56:36
    - The Crossiants too by all accouns! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 16:21:24
  - Check out the prices on ebay Dubs,it's a right rip off. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 14:44:23
    - Tis the old 'artisan' premium Proth. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 14:46:16
Nurses stand up to the Redneck Lockdown protesters in Denver (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 20, 13:16:21
- Sluice? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 18:35:57
- Imagine having to live with that lady in the car. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 14:37:10
  - Heyyyy..... thats my wife! (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:47:53
    - the bloke on the right is holding a god damn hand cannon (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 20, 16:53:55
      - Its gotta bit of a kick.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 20, 18:37:51
    - loooool!!! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 16:06:40
  - I couldn’t live with her in a very big house....... (Coronavirus) - yellowman, Apr 20, 14:42:49
    - Karni's had worse (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 14:47:06
    - :O) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 14:43:25
- This made me laugh (Coronavirus) - revsimon, Apr 20, 13:42:21
  - Land of the free?? More like land of the fucked. Mind you, (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 20, 13:51:30
    - you mean just like a Labour prime minister considered (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 15:45:02
      - No idea mate, but if so, I imagine it was a much better (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 20, 15:59:43
        
        i think we can agree on that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 16:06:10
- Fucking Hill Billies. (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 20, 13:31:43
- Insanity.They'll have to change their constitution at some point (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 13:29:42
- All those guns in America (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 13:26:48
- its a pity you can't choose who gets the virus (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 13:25:38
Crude oil at $11 a barrel now - strewth! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 20, 12:51:04
- Double bubble of US running out of space and contracts expiring..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:42:24
- Buy buy buy 🤑🤑🤑 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 20, 14:20:59
- is that Brent or west texas (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 12:52:41
  - Brent (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 20, 13:00:51
    - How much a pint? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 13:11:41
    - fuck that is low (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 13:06:23
      - wrong Brent is 26.34 (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 13:09:56
        
        sorry. I hope I didnt affect any investment decisions! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 20, 13:33:45
        
        nearly (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 13:54:12
I've just finished a Zoom conference call (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:35:01
- Saving it for later.....nothing wrong with that..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:37:53
- Better than spinachy teeth (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 11:38:33
  - People are just wearing hats on YouTube. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 13:10:56
  - Low cut blouse, no one will notice the roots 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 11:41:22
  - Felt tip pen (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Apr 20, 11:40:09
- Gotta be a case for a Preserve XI, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Apr 20, 11:18:55
  - Shreddy sheringham (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 20, 11:41:41
  - Guy Branston (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Apr 20, 11:21:09
  - Marmaladey Boothroyd (n/m) (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 20, 11:20:55
  - Jamal Lewis (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 11:19:53
    - Trevor Chutney (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Apr 20, 12:51:25
- Golly!....not a shred of evidence (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 20, 11:03:16
- Didn't know you are a QC OG (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 20, 10:59:35
  - AVV Giovanni Da Stefano (n/m) (General Chat) - WW2 News, Apr 20, 16:54:41
  - Don't tell him, Sir Geoffrey! (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 20, 11:11:09
    - I nearly fell for it, too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 11:41:59
- Send an email apology, that should be enough to preserve your reputation (n/m) (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 20, 10:56:09
- which top QC were you quoting from then? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 10:42:00
  - Your mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:50:10
- Was for a case in Criminal Court or the Seville Court? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:41:11
  - representing Jason Orange (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 10:42:40
    - Frank cooper (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:44:03
      - Our Henry's brother? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 10:45:15
    - You’re taking the pith now (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:43:25
      - Golly! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:44:22
Remember the Chain? (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 10:00:36
- I've seen them live no less than 4 times! (General Chat) - Hongky, Apr 20, 12:12:21
- Your Mother’s Got A Penis (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Apr 20, 10:48:16
- Guns don’t kill people, wappers do (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:38:52
A big fat massive Buffday to AP (aka Dave Jeans) offofonhere (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 09:24:57
- May your jeans never fade, AP (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:38:14
  - Why thank you OG, hope you’re well (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:39:42
- Congrats on getting older (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 20, 09:50:28
  - Why thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:01:59
- U is well old innit (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 20, 09:37:02
  - I iz. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:02:19
- We sing this in class when it’s someone’s birthday. Join in everyone and AP shout out your (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 20, 09:36:04
  - Thanks for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:02:51
    - Pet onion’s name? You get to sit on the birthday chair all day by the way (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 20, 10:08:21
      - Will it make me pregnant ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:42:52
  - I wonder what his fave reptile is? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 09:51:38
    - Salamander, cos I’m stupid(I know they’re amphibians) (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:01:11
      - They haven't even got hands, so how could they use both interchangeably? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 20, 10:02:50
        
        Ok then, goat, will that do? I’m more David Attleborough than Attenbourgh (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:07:13
- Happy birthday grandad (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 09:27:07
  - Something I need to ask the Jnrs about? Oh my gawd (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:03:40
All having a lay in ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Beerswiller, Apr 20, 05:55:39
- No, it Happy Furlough Application Day for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:04:42
  - Why didn't you apply ages ago? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 10:28:53
- No, at work (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 20, 07:16:49
- Nope, quick Fenton walk and off to work for 07:10 start (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 06:42:09
  - Tough life as a KEY ESSENTIAL WORKER (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 08:29:38
    - innit bruv! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 09:25:34
The thing about wearing a mask is? What does it cover,how efficient is it? Where are yo (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 22:32:53
- Its to stop the spread of aerosol droplets.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 19, 23:11:28
- I’ve always thought they were better for stopping the wearer infecting (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 19, 23:07:59
  - yep 100%. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 19, 23:12:04
- ^Chris Whitty (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Apr 19, 22:51:10
Ah, cruises (General Chat) - jampersands, Apr 19, 21:21:09
- The cruise industry is in real trouble. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 19, 23:21:33
- I wouldn't mind my arse pampering tbh bor.it is what (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 21:55:23
FAO: Shoddy, what division (1-10) on FIFA do you usually get to? Div 7 is quite hard :( (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 19, 20:02:34
- I'm going to try and harangue Roland Gift into reforming the Fine (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 21:09:42
Fucking Rag n'Bone man doing Dylan there .Awesome. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 19:50:23
- I lost it when little Ripley asked Dr Ranj if we could still hug our mummies & daddies (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 19, 20:16:50
  - I wish I could 😢 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 20:52:26
    - Indeed Sir Fitzgibbon (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 19, 21:09:20
    - Big hugs.💛💚😘👊👍🍺 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 21:07:09
- These bloody nurses make you feel so inadequate. Bloody awesome people. 💛💚💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 19:52:23
Why sports aren’t coming back soon... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 16, 18:26:25
- It does,but sport WILL be back sooner than we think (or is safe possibly),but not as (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:32:18
  - Sport will never return. It’s about time we found a safe alternative for the long term (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 16, 18:39:10
- Agreed, it is like fans assuming that next season will be unaffected as well (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 16, 18:28:34