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Ever-so-slowly backing away from Sugs and Worzel (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 21:26:17
- I'm lolling. Top wrathing that. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 8, 23:36:54
- yeah! reminded me of that youtube vid with the kid smashing up his keyboard going beserk! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 21:28:03
  - That was a setup wannit? shame though (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:16:17
    - don't think so. It looked fairly real (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 23:18:29
      - can't remember where I read it was a set up, but what I did read was (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:32:10
        
        Think this is him and his other vids (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:40:46
        
        he's a freaky nob (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 23:56:50
        
        having watched that keyboard thing again (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 00:03:02
        
        I watched it too! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 00:06:37
        
        the bit about the escape button does it for me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 00:08:38
        
        oh I couldn't watch all of it, all that screaming and wailing (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 00:45:18
  - I think I may well have done similar things in the past (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:30:01
    - berzerker. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 21:38:52
Anyone got a Wii Fit? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:06:25
- How irritable are you? Serious question. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:06:46
  - "playing Wii games felt uncomfortably like wandering into an 8-yr old girl's dreams" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 8, 21:43:39
    - yikes (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:18:19
    - I used to know an obsessive, a proper one, way back when (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:51:38
  - I am extraordinarily irritable and intolerant at times (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:15:55
    - Ha ha ha ha ha ha you fruitcake (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:23:23
      - haha I've usually managed to control myself in the workplace (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:33:50
        
        Almost, yes. Someone sent me that, insisting that it's me. It ain't. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 21:39:09
        
        that is pretty weird I'll admit (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:03:07
        
        Thing is, this creates a false picture of me among strangers (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 22:09:31
        
        berzerker. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 8, 22:22:18
        
        ha ha! Great word ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 8, 22:24:46
        
        Don't worry (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:15:18
        
        I'm the other extreme to this I think, but doesn't make it any better (General Chat) - pants, Jul 8, 23:14:02
        
        Mm. Something like that, yeh. But, um, this ain't a Confessional, so, er, g'night all! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 8, 22:26:12
        
        hehe, you'd better save some of these undoubtedly amusing and embaressing stories for the (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 22:30:13
        
        or perhaps even this... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 21:35:24
- Yes, no, and yes they are. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 8, 20:07:47
  - thanks, that's what I suspected (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:12:18
    - erm... you need both... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 20:13:41
      - really? I thought that, but the lying bastards in the shop told me it was independent (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:24:46
        
        Defo not (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 20:26:21
        
        makes sense. Good job I dont' believe a word that shop assistants say (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:27:56
  - Tiger Woods 10 is amazing - brilliant game on the Wii (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 8, 20:09:35
    - ah yes, the full Wii could be worthwhile (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 8, 20:13:06
      - full wii? Doesn't the wii fit need a wii to be connected too?oh god, I'm getting to the (General Chat) - megson, Jul 8, 23:36:34
        
        yes, correct (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 00:03:28
Man United complete Owen signing (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jul 3, 19:00:05
- He should have signed for us. Then he wouldn't be playing in the Championship (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 3, 20:03:04
- I don't get the backlash................... (Other Football) - usacanary, Jul 3, 19:36:00
  - SSN said he would be on 20k pw, with bonuses up to 110k pw. (Other Football) - steven, Jul 3, 19:45:57
  - I never said it was bad, I was just shocked. (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 3, 19:40:50
  - I think it's a great signing, unexpected but great (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 3, 19:38:36
- That really is a strange one (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 3, 19:21:54
- Pretty shocked to be honest, I expected him to sign for a mid table nowhere club. (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 3, 19:07:45
  - He'd never be first choice, so it's good for him as he's so crocked (Other Football) - Totally, Jul 3, 19:33:02
  - If he is fit and scoring, then he should get back in for england (Other Football) - megson, Jul 3, 19:14:23
    - Its un-believable that at 29, when he should be at his peak... (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 3, 19:17:36
- It seems to be the season for it (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 3, 19:04:03
Board Poll. If Murray loses this will it be .................... (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 18:03:49
- great work at the net by Roddick that won it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 3, 18:15:19
- neither (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 3, 18:08:01
- Naa, he hasn't really bottled it (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 3, 18:05:18
  - I thought he looked slower than usual, And uncomfortable in certain movements... (Other Sports) - Alan, Jul 3, 19:38:37
  - I agree, and its A for me. Wait for the papers though. It'll be all B within a day or two. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jul 3, 18:12:26
michael owen to man utd of a free (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 3, 08:23:37
- source? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 3, 08:30:44
  - ah, ignore that. Just seen it all over the beeb. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 3, 08:31:57
    - subject to a medical (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 3, 08:34:04
      - lol. Hope it works for him though. Fit, on form Owen as 3rd striker at the WC? OR (Other Football) - megson, Jul 3, 08:36:15
        
        yup, poor lad saddled with bags of skill and a knackered body (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 3, 08:40:02
        
        still only 29 though. IF he can stay fit, he's got 2 or 3 years in him still. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jul 3, 08:49:55
        
        Thing is though he is what United have been missing for a long time, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jul 3, 08:53:28
        
        why didn't we pitch in for him then? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 3, 08:57:20
        
        lack of ambition innit. If Smith would show some ambition and put something into the club (Other Football) - megson, Jul 3, 09:02:00
        
        did you see on that oink un link someone posted last night? (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jul 3, 09:06:48
        
        That may have been me! I hate that site usually, some of the stuff on there yestdee (Other Football) - megson, Jul 3, 09:20:33
Roffle tops. Quality pinkun blubbing. The NCFC Stasi are at it again. (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 22:35:18
- Reading through some of those posts made one thing clear, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 3, 00:09:21
- Fuck me its all kicking off over there. Anyone needing a laugh go read todays new threads. (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 22:44:38
  - It amazes me how they can hadn (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 23:30:54
    - handle so many years of shite, and still be back for more (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 23:32:07
      - feel free to fuck off somewhere else then... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 09:47:23
Been to busy to Wotb today. Quick Q, these new director Bods. Any cash behind them? (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 17:07:39
- *too* (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:12:23
  - Meh. 7 minutes past my home time, bit rushed that post. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 18:55:03
  - mog (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:15:15
- New chairman seems to be dripping with cash. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:09:51
  - According to OG's synopsis below, I'd imagine he'd not spare his (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:13:36
    - I got that impression also. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:15:03
      - Have you SEEN his "open letter" below?????? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:18:45
        
        Just read it. Then I read it again, because I enjoyed it so much first time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:23:28
        
        "we have been dissatisfied with the executive management of the club for a number of years (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:30:52
        
        I like these gems: (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:33:16
        
        Well, his bluff has been well and truly called now (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 17:53:06
        
        I'd love to see what happens when Selwyn meets him on a street corner (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:26:09
        
        a veritable ROFFLETOP from me (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 19:02:14
        
        Do me a favour. Selwyns *might* just might mumble "cunt" from the other side of the road. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:31:19
        
        selwyn came 3rd in his class yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 2, 17:29:48
        
        HAHA! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:32:18
        
        demanding the sex on the fuck rug when he gets in (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:36:13
        
        eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:40:20
  - can't see much evidence of that (NCFC) - jAC, Jul 2, 17:11:23
- Bowkett is loaded (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:08:16
  - football loaded tho? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 17:09:47
    - I think 10s (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:13:22
      - Hope he invests in some decent beer for the bars instead of that generic cooking beer. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:15:04
        
        ^^^Important issue^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:15:23
        
        Well done for bringing the debate back to what really matters (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:19:26
        
        He says drinking pepsi max in his toyota yaris (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:28:48
        
        I like the Toyota Yaris, thinking of buying one for the Gitlets (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:31:23
        
        Get them one of these gems - they'll love you forever (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:35:07
        
        That's a shoebox on wheels (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:40:32
        
        Wow. That's lush. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:35:53
  - loaded compared to me? to you? or in a football sense? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 17:08:52
what a load of bollocks (NCFC) - SnakePitSteve, Jul 1, 14:32:39
- Rofl tops. See? this ^^^^^^^^^^ is why I never bothered getting excited in the first place (NCFC) - megson, Jul 1, 14:34:46
So, say Saints get wound up by the weekend... (Other Football) - mr chimp, Jun 30, 15:05:37
- It'll somehow get twisted so that only 2 teams come down from the prem. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 30, 16:49:08
- Very Good Question... (Other Football) - trueyellow, Jun 30, 15:22:15
  - with the fixtures already out... (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 30, 15:38:08
- I've heard the Tonbridge Angles are going to step up. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 15:20:34
  - non angli sed angeli (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 15:29:38
    - Same old OG - oblique references in dead languages. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 15:33:54
      - Huh (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 15:49:57
        
        resist what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 15:50:17
- the league hold auditions and a new team is formed in an X-Factor style format (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 15:13:13
- We'll be joint top on 6 points? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jun 30, 15:11:13
  - that'd be brilliant. at the moment we're joint bottom on none. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 15:21:18
Its not looking good for saints................ (Other Football) - megson, Jun 30, 09:05:53
- goodness (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:33:20
  - she can wrap her fingers around Jafski's water bottle any time she wants (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:44:22
    - I think she's got her tongue round it in an attempt to extract liquid (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:48:57
      - She could create a drout in my daddy bag any day she wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 30, 09:53:52
    - (I'm assuming that's the case, anyway, in jafski's absence.) (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:46:41
      - Correctamundo TH. Thanks for stepping onto the breach but I'm here now. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 30, 09:51:38
      - she can stay indoors with jafski any time she wants (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 09:47:46
  - Stay cool and drink plenty of water. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 09:36:42
    - Bottled water - the biggest con since the moon landing (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jun 30, 09:39:54
      - AT LAST! - SOmeone who agrees with me about bottled water! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 30, 10:24:35
      - If you buy a bottle of bottled water, though, you can drink it and then just fill the bott (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 09:49:51
        
        i'm not sure you can fill it from the tap for free (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 09:57:20
      - How can you say that - it's not as if the stuff just falls out of the sky now is it? (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:41:14
    - She's still too fully clothed. For her own elfin safety she should be naked (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:38:41
- As noted in the comments, I suspect the deal is pretty much 'done' (Other Football) - mr carra, Jun 30, 09:28:11
  - Agreed, on all points (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jun 30, 09:40:04
Its an Ashes Summer....... (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 30, 08:59:05
- urgh (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 09:43:37
GET IN THERE (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:34:31
- Well done England's Tiger Andy (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, Jun 29, 22:57:46
  - So Britain's football team lost, but their tennis player won! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fozzybear, Jun 29, 23:07:19
- I'm impressed with that, very impressed. 12 months ago he would have lost that. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 22:43:25
  - Albeit that 12 months ago he played an almost identical match against Gasquet in R4 (Other Sports) - The Judge, Jun 29, 22:55:33
    - Meh did he? Fair do's, my impression of what he was like 12 mth ago would of (have) lost (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 23:53:21
    - Pedant (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jun 29, 23:44:27
- Mrs KC is very happy (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 22:42:45
  - Get prepared for a late night again though. (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:45:02
    - I wonder - (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 22:52:36
      - I was wondering just the same thing a little while ago (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:56:08
  - Is a Murray semi better than a Kenton Canary full on? (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:44:17
    - As she (me) has paid ?93 for her ticket on Friday - (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 22:48:29
- Never in doubt. Night all!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 22:41:07
- You can't teach heart......... (n/m) (Other Sports) - usacanary, Jun 29, 22:39:55
  - He's a fighter, that's for sure (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:42:16
Oh come on Murray you little tease you. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 22:17:36
- Is it just me, or does that guy look like the one from Deep Impact that went blind? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 29, 22:33:04
- he's gonna lose (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 22:22:59
  - he's gonna win (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 22:24:41
    - warwinka's just too strong. physically, i mean. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 22:30:04
    - Crucial game now coming up... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:24:59
Maybe people just have to get home? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 29, 22:00:00
- ha ha I thought that (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 22:06:37
  - Aye me too! A train to catch maybe. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 29, 22:20:36
  - or Advance tickets (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:09:09
    - or they've just realised it's on the telly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 29, 22:10:32
      - geniune lol. Pimms nearly went everywhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:10:59
So murray going out then, prepare for a mahoooosive blubfest (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 21:55:17
- of course the only reason you ever lose at sport is if you 'choke' or 'bottle' (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 22:04:39
  - oh yes of course, which all those people watching it at home would never do. Never EVER. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 22:20:21
  - Too many ill-informed people with too much time to gas about everything and anything (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 22:06:13
FAO Kenton Canary, Agree about MV (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 16:10:34
Thanks for the memories MV, a great captain (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 29, 09:37:19
- Who cares Cricket is for gayers. (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 09:49:13
- Seconded (Other Sports) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 09:47:30
I was in the jings last night. The king street kings, that used to be the Tusk, is that (General Chat) - megson, Jun 28, 09:56:34
- this be the MBK kings (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 28, 09:58:16
  - ahhh THAT kings. I often walk past that on matchday on the way to carra. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 28, 10:04:36
    - ...you'll have to pop in for a pint Meggers, usually a good wrath crowd in. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 28, 11:17:53
    - ^^^^^^^^Pub of Dream is that^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 28, 10:43:51
fao chelts - oasis tix (General Chat) - city_lad, Jun 26, 20:07:48
- not got mine yet (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 26, 21:01:07
  - me neither (General Chat) - craggyisland04, Jun 26, 21:40:56
    - lol mine not here either mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 22:45:53
After watching Event horizon last night, I fancy another horror. Suggestions please? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 26, 19:11:25
- Dog Soldiers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 20:16:30
- Have you seen Wolf Creek? Thas pretty good (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jun 26, 20:09:50
  - Shall have a look! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 26, 20:15:05
    - Yes, that is worth watching, bucks the formula slightly. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 21:07:24
- Norwich City Season Highlights 2008-2009 (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 26, 20:03:41
  - Yeah, 101 great throw-ins. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 26, 21:38:42
  - trueage. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 26, 20:05:54
WWII? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 26, 14:50:38
- lol, i see what they've done there. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 15:37:37
- teamtalk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 26, 15:21:12
Tough decision to made (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 26, 14:35:34
- Congrats David, pleased for both of you (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:39:27
- that's absolutely brilliant news for both you and Daphne (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 15:21:15
- Well done mate (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 14:59:38
- brilliant (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jun 26, 14:55:27
- oh dear, the post-relegation revolt has started (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 26, 14:42:53
- He doesn't love Norwich City anymore and prefers to the girls. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:40:46
  - I am looking foward to it Like That. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:42:11
    - He's got to save their first shag for the holiday inn FCR and then make the beast with two (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 26, 14:46:40
      - ralph (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 26, 15:38:50
- turncoat (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 26, 14:40:35
- Legendary. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 14:36:57
Very quiet for a Friday luncheontime (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 12:42:42
- is it too late to type: "farewell my mike summerby love?!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:12:50
  - No (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 13:21:13
    - ok "summerbee!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:23:04
- I may watch Saturn 3 this evening as a tribute (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 12:47:51
- I'm mourning Jacko (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 12:47:04
  - His life is a sad story (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 13:03:00
    - self inflicted, no sympathy. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:14:05
      - wasn't he a victim of abuse as a child? (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 26, 13:22:46
        
        not at all..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:24:42
        
        Jesus (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 13:26:55
        
        Jesus wept. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:26:11
        
        two of you using the good lords name in vain? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:27:59
      - Self-inflicted? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:20:10
        
        well the plastic surgery and all the attention didnt happen by accident. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:20:57
        
        Oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 13:22:41
        
        How about him being forced to perform from the age of 7, continuous abuse from his father? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:22:40
        
        same as his good firend mark lester...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:26:32
        
        best known for his role in Oliver, compared with (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 13:30:38
        
        whats to say..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:32:20
        
        Please tell me you are hamming this up to portray your faux Daily Mail reader persona?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:28:07
        
        slightly........ however....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:30:51
        
        but nothing from the age of 7 onwards was 'normal' for him. (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 26, 13:41:09
        
        so you're saying.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:43:20
        
        It is quite possible that he didn't know right from wrong... (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 26, 13:52:11
        
        is his dad dead then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 13:39:56
        
        Fucking hell... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:33:35
        
        fair do's....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:38:18
        
        But... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:40:54
        
        look..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:45:36
        
        Yep - dangling a baby out of a window it fucking odd. Really really strange (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 26, 13:48:46
        
        he came across.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 13:52:11
        
        Chelts is a case in point (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 13:38:06
WoTB FIRST for news. So, what other big stories can people remember hearing on here 1st? (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 09:56:02
- I believe Huckerby signing was broken on here first (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jun 26, 10:47:34
  - By me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 26, 23:53:19
- XXL gets a girlfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 26, 10:14:17
  - The real news first on the wrath (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:15:23
- Grandad, where were you when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:06:48
  - although to be fair, i left wotb pretty quickly on 9/11 to watch it on the tele (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:10:17
    - I was on my way to the ferry to NL, which turned out to be full of crying Yanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:11:27
      - Typical Yank over-reaction (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:13:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:23:13
      - I was in a pub in London (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:12:32
        
        Pub ? It was 8.30am ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:23:35
        
        Well, it was early afternoon, but close enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 10:24:59
        
        Oh arr, 8.30 in Noo York (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:26:24
        
        We'd just done a seminar (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:30:21
        
        I was in the Asda car park listening to 5Live (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:13:55
        
        I went home from work with the splittingest of splitting (lead-swinging) headaches (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 10:16:51
  - lol, see down there VVVVVVVVVV bit tragic innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:08:20
- Morals and common decency have been often broken on here, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 26, 09:58:38
- sightings of a pair of magpies means we wont get relegated (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 09:58:31
  - Bah. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:02:07
    - fulham wasnt your fault....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 10:03:25
- have any stories ever been (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 09:57:19
  - Oh come on, Pedant overload. You KNOW what i mean. *sigh* Stories you heard first on here (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:03:44
    - Yes, that's better (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:04:13
      - I'll never forget seeing about 9/11 on here as it happened, was it ben that 1st posted it? (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:07:57
        
        i had that day off work and remember the newsflash on BBC 1 immediately after the afternoo (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 10:16:49
      - good (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:05:29
  - no.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 09:59:20
    - I think what it really means is that most people are on here (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 26, 10:00:45
      - Yes, indeed (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:03:38
        
        i read it first on here, then went to Twitter for confirmation (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 26, 10:06:46
        
        I like to think had i not heard it here I wouldn't have come here first................... (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:05:14
        
        The news sites were all saying he was in a coma (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 26, 10:06:29
        
        Int that a coomer ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 26, 10:12:00
        
        Good thing about this is people were finding different links to post. Was bloody confusing (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 10:09:23
      - thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 26, 10:02:17
Good to see Uri Geller has already given his tribute. Well done Uri. Straight in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Darth Delia Mugabe, Jun 26, 00:30:55
- Surely Uri should have seen it coming? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 26, 07:02:37
  - naughty small lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 26, 09:12:39
I'm watching Event Horizon. Not seen it before - what on earth is gorn orn? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 20:02:53
- I love that fillum right off. Seriously underated IMHO. so many shite films get mahoosive (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 22:27:54
- That wasn't very nice at all. That Dr was right nasty. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 20:58:59
- fantastic film (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 20:12:23
  - Watching it online.....Linkage.....Good stream............ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 20:13:39
    - you shat yourself yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 25, 20:23:19
      - Bloke just tried to jump out of the air-lock, not nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 25, 20:25:13
        
        scariest film I've seen (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 25, 20:26:31
        
        the ring is scary too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 20:30:39
        
        hostel IS comedy (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 25, 20:33:15
        
        yeah (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 20:37:33
        
        hmmm, ended in a shite way if I remember (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 25, 20:42:18
        
        then the father got killed (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 20:44:50
        
        Hostel was hilarious (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 25, 20:50:18
I know it's a Thurday but what about a maths XI? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:17:57
- Tombs turned up, and then it broke. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 15:01:46
- ⅔ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:59:10
- Pape Bouba Dioperator theory (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:55:44
- Graham Matrix. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:55:43
- Fermatt Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:55:19
- Fermatt Jackson (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:53:52
  - Boo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:54:40
- Alan Gow-ssian distribution (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:48:32
- Pi r squarEd de Goey (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:45:42
- Lee Power (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:45:27
- Second Order Differentialan Shearer (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:43:02
- rhodedendron (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:42:22
- calculator (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:55
  - you're having one of those days (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:42:50
    - i am suffering from a bout of frustratednessnousness (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:48:50
- Abacus (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:36
- Division (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:41:21
  - Shane Long division ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:47:59
    - ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:48:27
- Logarithm (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 25, 14:39:16
- Steven Pi-naar (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:38:42
- Theorem Walcott (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:34:31
- Stat Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:34:04
- Papa Boolean Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:33:57
  - Very, very good indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:35:55
- Geome-Terry Venables (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:33:25
- jan venn diagramoor of hesselink (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:33:19
- FOURnando Torres (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:33:04
- SOHCAHratesOAH (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 25, 14:31:29
- Algebrad Friedel (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:31:22
- Euclides de la Cruz (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:31:11
  - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:32:45
- Kolo Two-re (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:30:55
- One Sebastien Veron (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:30:34
- ADDam drury (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 14:27:58
- IsocoLes Ferdinand (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:27:28
- Ian Wright Angled Triangle (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:26:34
- Fermatty Pattison. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:26:26
  - Superb. I was looking for one for he of the Last Theorem. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:28:31
- Zoltangent Gera (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 25, 14:25:58
- Protrac-Tor Andre Flo-wchart (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 25, 14:25:09
- Gary Dodecahedrony (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 14:23:30
- Blaise Pascal Chimbonda (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 14:22:57
  - Nicely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:25:17
- Sine someone (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 25, 14:22:55
- COS-tacurta (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 25, 14:22:37
- Juan Pablo Angle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 14:21:30
  - Juantity (n/m) (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Jun 25, 14:28:13
- Kakalator (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:21:07
- Cesc Pythagregas (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 14:19:21
- Slide Ruel Fox (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 25, 14:18:09
what delia should have done (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 12:48:50
- How about marking the players who get us relegated (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 12:54:30
  - ^ He said exactly what I think ^ (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jun 25, 12:58:53
  - defo agree with that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 12:55:46
    - A permanent reminder to them not to be (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 12:56:31
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 12:57:02
- Or mark her seat as the person who gave us 3rd Div football for the first time in 50 years (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 25, 12:54:18
- Fishing ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 12:52:06
  - Hooked (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 12:54:47
    - nah i was making the point (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 12:56:51
    - indeed! (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 12:56:41
  - well it's not far off the tactic she did try is it? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 12:53:37
    - still trying ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 12:55:56
      - well was blackmailing by the board fishing too then? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 12:57:29
who is biggin up WoTB on Waggers tweets? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 12:30:41
- I would assume it was Ben. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 25, 12:43:47
  - Was just a quick test to see if it was possible to spam Ricks Twitter widget (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 25, 12:51:01
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 12:52:20
- why is cureton speaking to the yorkshire evening post??!! (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 25, 12:35:56
- Never mind that, Stuk are in talks with Wet Spam over Dean "allegedly" Ashton. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 12:31:57
Foulger 'slightly disappointed' at rebate response (NCFC) - King, Jun 25, 10:49:30
- McNobby is already doing my head in (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 25, 11:00:28
  - Awesome management speak BUT (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:04:30
- Saved him a bit of money though didnt it (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jun 25, 10:56:15
- how many people didn't want us to buy anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 10:50:19
  - Pfft (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jun 25, 10:53:13
  - ah just seen nealy 7K of 18K (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 10:51:48
    - Pathetic, I think (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 10:54:26
      - with you there (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 25, 11:04:42
      - I beg to differ may well help out delia (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jun 25, 10:59:15
        
        Very long term game that (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:00:29
      - Agreed. Though I understand the tight wad peoples reasoning. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:56:31
        
        I'm a tight wad. No, that really was my reason. No protest involved (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 10:59:09
        
        Do you think the standard of football will be worse (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:05:17
        
        Overall yes. I'm hoping we might be a bit better, and at least look threatening more often (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 11:15:21
        
        Almost as tight as Scrampton, WOTB's King of Mean (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:13:20
        
        too mean to buy a season ticket in the first place... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:30:17
        
        I do that (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 11:18:17
        
        Jesus, I hope not. It's hard to imagine worse. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 25, 11:07:31
        
        Alright Cowboy, calm down, where's the fire. I considered it as a protest as well so as I (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:01:46
        
        did that come over as touchy? Sorry wasn't meant to be (well not much!) (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 11:13:05
        
        That's OK (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:14:56
        
        *sob* No one has ever understood me like that before. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 11:24:30
        
        Very silly. Just put your belt, tie and shoelaces into the box, sir. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:27:12
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 11:31:57
        
        A bit, but it's you so you are instantly forgiven. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:14:26
        
        Feeling the love. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 11:24:42
        
        I'm not gay tho. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 11:29:15
        
        Seconded. (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 11:01:07
Jobs going as well. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 10:41:02
- Interesting that his remarks again focus on the team (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:42:44
  - Yes, i'm warming to this fella rapidly. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 10:54:55
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:29:42
- "City must still hand back exactly two thirds of the rebate, with ?717,603 claimed out of (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:32:01
  - SHAME ON THEM (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 10:56:10
  - 9 I think the club should mail everyone who left the rebate in thanking them and those (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 10:34:29
    - i think they should save money on postage and envelopes and paper and not bother (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:39:42
      - They should leave a horse's head in the bed of all rebate claimers (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 10:57:03
      - No, no they should mail more and more. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 25, 10:41:47
        
        Hoping that the redundancies mean all mailing outsourced (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:43:17
  - thank you (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:33:31
    - there's more in the linkage vvv Foulger speaks of his slight disappointment (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:37:37
      - That's exactly what I hoped to read as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 10:38:29
        
        not there though is it (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:40:17
        
        Already started on the Oinkun. WOuld be nice if he did, but i'm not one to spend ?700k of (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 10:56:33
        
        I agree 100% and as much as I like delia, it sounds like one of her hairbrain schemes (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 10:47:24
        
        What were her other hairbrain schemes? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 10:55:51
        
        I do not recall at this time but she's mad as a March hair (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:15:03
        
        HAREbrained, it's HAREbrained (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 10:58:54
        
        I thought it came from the hairbear bunch (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 25, 11:10:32
        
        you have hair? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 11:07:31
        
        Yup (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 11:11:21
- linky linkage (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:31:32
- what kind of proportion is that, does anyone know? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 25, 10:31:07
  - That's what I'm interested in (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:31:56
- By the time it gets to AB it will be down to 4/6d (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:30:08
  - The figures bandied about were ?1m in due rebates, meaning a potential total of ?2m. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:36:49
city set to miss out on dickinson (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 25, 10:06:41
- Which will instantly elevate his status to the New Messiah and prove our failings. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 25, 10:10:46
  - Spot. On. *sigh* (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 25, 10:17:46
  - So cynical for one so young. Would of happened tho. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:14:23
    - What do you reckon will happen to Doncaster (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:15:15
      - They'll kick the new mayor out at the next election. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 25, 10:33:55
      - I think it will continue to slowly recover from the decimation of the mining industry in (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:17:42
        
        i've seen women from Doncaster, i wouldn't want any of them servicing me (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 25, 10:20:54
        
        Just because you've been outed (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:20:03
        
        He's an idiot, I take it you've heard the radio interview? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:23:04
        
        yeah - it was like the second coming of PK (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:24:34
        
        PK coming once would be bad enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:26:40
        
        He'd turn you straight again... (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 10:29:23
        
        Aint that the truth honey! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:30:02
- Good he's shit! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 25, 10:10:14
- Shame, he's a right Bobby Dazzler. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 25, 10:07:49
Sharapova out of the tennis, bad news for eye candy followers (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 24, 16:13:51
- dulko is far hotter anyway (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 24, 16:27:49
  - i bet when you watch female tennis (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:31:41
    - womens tennis is pretty crap (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 24, 16:43:58
    - Then he gets a lump on. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 24, 16:33:23
      - no he gets a lump on when murray is playing (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jun 24, 16:36:17
        
        spot on (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 24, 16:44:11
Scrambley Eggses with Smoked Salmon. Yoggit. Tea. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 13:41:59
- I honestly didn't intend to kick off the ole Fish Pun Thread again. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 24, 14:44:38
  - Liar. That was your sole intention. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 24, 14:48:18
    - There's a time and a plaice for accusations (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 14:55:58
      - Speak up. I'm a bit hard of herring. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 24, 14:59:49
  - Ken Dodds Dads Dogfish loves them right off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 24, 14:46:29
    - I can't let one slip through the net. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 14:57:41
- It's all over to Arizona's plaice so stop carping (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Jun 24, 14:39:12
  - Don't mean to knock you off your perch but the fish threads down there vvv (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 14:41:42
- i don't like smoked salmon. Can't understand why anyone would. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 24, 13:44:55
  - The taste - that's why (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 13:50:35
    - You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to work that one out (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 13:56:09
      - For cods sake, not this again! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 24, 13:57:03
        
        don't get all koi, you love it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 13:58:18
        
        Stop it, before AB starts carping on. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 24, 14:40:11
        
        I've haddock nuff of this already (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 14:41:06
        
        you've change your tuna, you used to be a dab hand at this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 14:44:24
        
        Now he's just too busy carping about it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 14:47:01
        
        There's a time and plaice for everything (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 24, 14:54:09
        
        oh schtop your whining and whaleing (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 24, 14:55:32
        
        no need to get agroe (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 24, 14:58:40
        
        Now you're just talking pollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 24, 14:59:26
shit. Owen is a year younger than me. Why did i not know this before, and why was it such (Other Football) - megson, Jun 24, 13:23:19
- He was hoogely successful when young (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 24, 13:25:23
  - All teenage boys do naughty things to their muscles. He's nothing special in that regard. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 24, 13:26:55
    - and to each others muscles too (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jun 24, 13:32:46
      - OH MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 24, 13:35:31
      - Other teenage boys' muscles? (Other Football) - duke of york, Jun 24, 13:33:38
        
        Yeah but not until I was in my 20's (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jun 24, 13:34:40
- Yea but in football years he's 35, The Doc is actually 58! (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Jun 24, 13:24:48
Max Mosley reckons a deal has been done with all the teams... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 12:57:42
- Cue Loonie Briatore to make a statement saying no deal has been reached... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 12:59:05
  - perhaps, though Max is on his way... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 13:01:53
    - More hare... (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 13:05:41
    - Well that's good then (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jun 24, 13:04:49
      - that is a good point, and i reckon any new series would've gone to Sky (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 13:12:41
        
        Ellough cart track was bidding to be involved (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 24, 13:26:11
        
        looks like a circuit that'd suit McLaren... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 24, 13:29:45
        
        Jesus, that's gone a bit upmarket since i was a lad. (Other Sports) - megson, Jun 24, 13:42:06
Deccy Rudd or someone else for next year? Rudd for me. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jun 23, 14:07:34
- Someone else for me, at least initially maybe. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 23, 14:21:47
  - Didn't we discover last year that you CAN'T live with struggling strikers? (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 23, 14:26:56
    - Its the plural that's the issue. If 1 of the 2 is off form you can cope (short term) if (NCFC) - megson, Jun 23, 14:32:58
Totlaly shit away kit (General Chat) - Totally, Jun 23, 11:43:16
- Lol, what were they thinking? No-one looks good in yellow! (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 23, 11:50:51
  - that's clearly not true though... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 11:55:50
    - I love you. Nothing like a pic or 2 of Alba in a bikini to brighten up the day. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 23, 12:10:18
- Hideous! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 23, 11:46:52
- lol thats awful! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 23, 11:44:54
- That won't look very good on Match of the Day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 11:44:16
  - I like what you did there (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 23, 11:47:05
Top Commentary Moments (again stolen from Pink Un) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 23, 09:53:55
- Rotherham, 4-4 - that was a great game. One of my favourite away games, actually. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:12:28
  - Took the wife to that one, loved it right off. Had it all didn't it? (NCFC) - megson, Jun 23, 10:19:36
  - has the club got a real new stadium or are they still borrowing one (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 23, 10:13:54
    - They're still using the DVS. Not sure what's become of Millmoor. Drove past it a month o (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:15:16
      - Rotheramist (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 23, 10:17:37
        
        Damn right I'm a Rotherhamist. Been there enough times, I know what it;s like. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:20:43
      - WIYLF (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 10:17:31
        
        Doesn't tell us what's going to happen though. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 23, 10:20:03
        
        The DVS wiki page suggests things are not looking good for Millmoor (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:41:25
        
        Rotherham's own website too ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:45:42
        
        "It is currently undergoing redevelopment work, with a new main stand being built in place (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 10:26:12
        
        Page contadicts itself, though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:28:34
        
        the joys of Wiki... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 10:31:39
- One of my favourite ever away games, that was (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 23, 10:10:57
- did it end up 3-3 last gasp equaliser? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 23, 09:59:48
  - something like that (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 23, 10:07:00
    - 4 a piece, IIRC. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 23, 10:08:32
      - Yes, 4-4. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:12:39
      - are you 'tehwatch'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 10:10:56
        
        No..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 23, 10:26:33
        
        then the mystery goes on... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 23, 10:33:06
      - I'm sure you are right (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 23, 10:09:54
        
        Damien Francis, I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:13:03
        
        Corner in injury time? half volley type thang then crowd surfing! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 23, 10:14:45
        
        Can't really remember how it came about, but I know it was right at the death. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 10:17:28
        
        I was there hell of a game (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Jun 23, 10:11:13
        
        I wasn't (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 23, 10:12:18
- Rotherham (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 23, 09:58:27
Back at work today after a week in North Yorkshire with the wife, sister, bro in law and 3 (General Chat) - megson, Jun 23, 09:16:05
Saints told they CANNOT appeal the 10 point penalty. (Other Football) - megson, Jun 22, 17:54:52
- Their fans are completely deluded and have convinced themselves they've been stitched up (Other Football) - Jim, Jun 22, 18:45:46
- I don't understand.................. (Other Football) - usacanary, Jun 22, 18:19:35
  - I think they were hoping to appeal on the grounds that "it wasn't us" (Other Football) - megson, Jun 22, 18:22:36
    - I'd allow them that appeal (Other Football) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Jun 22, 20:20:54
    - (and the rest...........................) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 22, 18:23:57
- What did that last sentence refer to? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 18:01:22
  - The deal for exclusive negotiations that that group had (and paid 500k for) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 22, 18:18:58
time to dip again into the font of all knowledge (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 21, 12:08:23
- bad etiquette and a littkle risky. If you do it like that off ebay you lose (General Chat) - megson, Jun 21, 12:56:38
  - cheers thought so (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 21, 13:02:31
could someone explain to me how the roles of the board and the chief exec will differ? (NCFC) - lmc, Jun 12, 14:06:11
- I think of it like our office, branch of a national co. chieft Exec 'runs' its day to day (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 14:13:46
Foxy Knoxy (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:51:33
- So I think we can safely conclude that if Ms Knox is after a through shagging (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:14:48
  - I'd like to introduce her to my penal correction facility. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 14:19:35
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:22:06
    - I'd bang her up any time (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:20:16
      - She could recommend me for an early release anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:23:02
        
        She could make my labour hard if she wanted (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:26:00
        
        Or swallow my porridge (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:28:00
        
        She could go down for a ten stretch with me anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:31:19
- Over and over and over again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:08:30
  - What you mean is once, bit of a rest and then maybe later on after I've had a kip. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 14:14:18
    - Yes, I do, that is what I mean. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 14:15:32
      - OK, we'll cross you off her "People to give me a thorough shagging" list (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:19:46
- She's got fitter as that trail has gone on (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 12, 14:08:04
- yup, the risk adds to the excitment. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 14:01:43
- Filthy (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:59:50
- evil eyes.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 13:56:30
- it's a given with me, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 13:54:27
Waggers has done a word vomit. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:29:45
- "Because of the financial problems, I've been working extremely hard doing another book an (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 13:44:00
  - Yes but she takes oney out doesn't she? She's only in it to raise her profile. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:46:45
    - well i accept it's true that she hadn't sold a single book before she got involved with us (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 13:54:06
      - i think that was a continuation of the conspiracy/bollocks theme started by jafski (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 13:59:55
        
        Don't you start attributing things to people that they didn't do OK? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 14:02:12
      - I know, but they, that's them, can't see that as they are blinded by hate. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:58:32
      - Have you just been whooshed Scrampers? I hope so, I am the sole whooshee so far today. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 13:56:44
        
        i think you've just been whooshed again Embers... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 13:57:36
        
        I give up (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 13:59:47
- Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole... (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 12, 13:38:34
I phoned the swine flu hotline (General Chat) - Firstnews, Jun 12, 13:10:47
- I phoned the swine 'flu hotline, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:11:36
  - I 'phoned the swine 'flu hotline, (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 13:13:40
    - I phoned the swine flu hotline (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:22:34
      - I phoned the swine flu hotline (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 13:26:10
Right i'm off into my sunny back garden to clean the BBQ so i can take it on holiday (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 12:55:48
- Before you go, well done on McKnobby. Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:59:37
  - FUCK OFF YOU C**T (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 13:07:07
    - Aye? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 13:10:36
Good article by MoFo's Baldwin. I likes this. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:43:35
- Balders is great and that is another good artcicle from him. Looking forward to his noo bo (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:46:35
- You can stick your fucking straw up your arse (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:44:13
Don't know your arse from your elbow (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:36:55
- the pancreas looks a bit like a penis (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 12:39:18
- fuck off you dutch twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:38:00
  - At least I know where the twat is located (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:39:03
    - Only cos your missus is professional Twat Monitor (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:39:54
      - after work must be like a busmans holiday (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:40:33
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:40:22
        
        Shocking first quarter from your boys, Schteve (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:44:07
        
        No neither did I. 12 hrs in a bus and a night in a genuine (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:47:00
        
        I did notice, yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:53:43
        
        Ah, outmuscled yes... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:57:50
        
        6' 8" 23st. And mobile. Caption competition: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:05:51
        
        Coo, that's big (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:08:17
        
        Acsherlly that photo should have the caption: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:25:59
        
        Dangling a fly in front of malky (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:05:45
        
        the must be what its like for not clickit types to read my clicket posts. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 12:56:32
  - bloody hell Tombs getting all BNP on yer (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 12, 12:38:50
    - Big Netherlands Pratt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:44:03
      - Did Schteve shit in your handbag or something, tombs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:44:42
        
        Not yet, but good idea (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:47:44
        
        well he comes on here slagging britain of and spouting off about yankee rugby whilst livin (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:47:25
        
        Fuck you (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:48:16
        
        belgium is holland minus cheese (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:52:02
        
        we don't care (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:53:05
        
        Plus lots of fit blonde women, lovely buildings, an interesting history, some great art (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:54:59
        
        waffles (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 12:58:25
        
        I think he's talking about Holland, not Belgium (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:01:10
        
        i know and i'm talking about Belgium not Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 13:06:10
        
        Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:02:56
        
        flat as a witches tit, clogs, cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:58:15
        
        Flat = easy biking, cheese = cheese on toast heaven (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:03:46
        
        CoT with dutch cheese is just T (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 13:08:39
        
        Oh I dunno, Tombs, I had a Gouda CoT last week, which was magnifico-co-co-co-co. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:12:53
        
        They dunt sell Dutch cheese in the UK (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:30:02
        
        Fishy fingers in a couple of nice juicy baps to soak up my special sauce (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 13:10:13
        
        smooth (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 13:12:06
    - Just because I'm black (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:39:20