Way back when I was at Churchill College, Cambridge, Topper Norris and I were strolling

through the Great Court at King's when we heard a scream from a third floor window. We glanced up and saw Hattie Golightly bent over the cill, her skirts up round her neck. Bumpy Watson was clearly visible in the background and was obviously giving her a right good rogering.

Suddenly there was the sound of wood spliintering and the sight of Hattie falling from the window. She caught her tits on the porch on the way down and landed right on top of Pinko Parkinson, one of the maths masters.

We rushed over and she was lying on top of him, her muff quite near his nose.

There was a gavel poking out of her bum.

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 2nd 2009 at 14:02:17

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My old dog, which I was looking after this weekend, did eat his own shit. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 2, 13:26:01
- This is why (General Chat) - pants, Sep 2, 13:35:21
  - Ultimate Lol!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duke Of Cock, Sep 2, 19:00:01
- So that's two of you then (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 2, 13:34:00
  - Is that you OG in the advert with the satchel and the stupid fucking floppy hairdo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 2, 13:44:02
    - I did indeed have a stupid fucking floppy hairdo for many years (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 2, 13:46:10
      - Way back when I was at Churchill College, Cambridge, Topper Norris and I were strolling (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 14:02:17
        
        Various elementary errors spoil that (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 2, 14:05:41
        
        Also: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 14:10:45
        
        Mark Wilkinson is a know-nothing (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 2, 14:17:21
        
        He's a fool. 'Back Lawn' would have been so much better for the story as well. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 14:22:10
        
        I think you'll find OG that 99% of my stories contain the most glaring of factual (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 14:09:24
        
        I have never noticed any before (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 2, 14:14:27
      - Were you in the "Blunt" clique? I can see that somehow. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 2, 13:50:12
        
        It wasn't very tactful of you to tell him (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 2, 14:02:28
        
        He asked and I'm nothing if not honest. We had a good discussion (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 2, 14:16:27
        
        good book that (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 2, 15:06:37
  - I'm not aware of ever having eaten my own shit, but you never know. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 2, 13:43:49
- Poor old boy, probably thought it was a lion bar (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 2, 13:29:33
  - I think he thought it was an oak leaf which my garden is covered in. (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 2, 13:47:48
    - How old is he? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 2, 13:50:21
      - 12 and he's a boxer. 6 months ago we took him up Pennigent (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 2, 13:53:13
        
        That's really sad. Losing a dog is definitely the closest thing to losing a family member (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 2, 13:58:33
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 14:28:12
        
        Don't get me started on this one again............ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 2, 14:01:57

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