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Sutton (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 4, 16:59:58
- Sutton (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 17:01:07
  - Sutton (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 17:02:24
    - Sutton (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 17:03:33
      - Sutton (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 17:07:03
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 17:15:35
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 17:08:38
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 17:12:11
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - Small, Aug 4, 17:16:23
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 17:16:08
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 17:17:24
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 17:20:30
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - jimmy Neighbour1, Aug 4, 17:19:56
        
        Sutton (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 4, 18:28:16
        
        gota holda my heart (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 5, 13:07:55
I'm learning to speak Doric. Can anyone on here speak Doric? (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Aug 4, 16:57:46
- Skitters (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 17:04:30
  - skittering (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 17:24:21
- Is that out of 'Ooor Wullie'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 4, 16:59:45
  - 'phone found? What time tomorrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 17:05:48
    - half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 17:26:47
    - 16:17? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 4, 17:14:59
    - No, it's a nightmare... (General Chat) - Small, Aug 4, 17:14:18
      - Can't do tonight, but will be about late afternoon tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 17:15:32
        
        Ok. I'll probably be in the wonderous place that is the WotB chatroom tomorrow... (General Chat) - Small, Aug 4, 17:20:39
  - ....that or "Ooor Arse" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 17:00:12
- So what's the difference between "Doric" and "Pissed Bollocks" as spoken by many at night? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 16:59:31
  - some of the vowels don't work (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 17:04:10
- Check the fucking grammer in that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 4, 16:58:44
Bet he won't answer my questions (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:54:00
- nor mine (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 16:01:26
- Chris Sutton questions are banned. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:57:14
  - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:58:56
    - Chris "i've always talked about ending my career at norwich" sutton more like (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 16:01:56
      - Winged "Ive always talked about boinking Teri Hatcher" Eel Creosote (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 16:03:17
        
        She'd snap. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 16:07:02
        
        pa "im diappointed you don't want a class player playing for us creo you big bummer" nts (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 16:05:56
        
        Careful - Dolores comes on here sometimes, you know (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 16:04:42
        
        you'll have to keep guessing the first name tigerman (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 16:06:42
        
        Leys face it (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 16:09:59
- Yes but yours will be exceptionally convoluted..... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:55:54
  - Not really (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:57:55
    - Hmmmmm...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:58:46
      - Actually (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:59:56
        
        Roffle...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 16:03:26
No replies for a while - I think he's struggling with my Bluebird question (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:40:16
- He's disturbed by the idea of a asthmatic dugong rubbing Rennies in a Bluebird's eyes (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 15:46:07
  - as should we all be - it doesn't bear thinking about (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:57:25
- Question to you malkybarkid...... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:44:07
  - *reply (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:44:44
    - Both (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:46:45
      - were you bullied for being odd? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:47:59
        
        probably, although as I was being thrown over the playing field fence onto the road I (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:49:36
        
        with all due respect these emails to Donny could be very important... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:54:07
        
        I did send it and if you think this Q/A session will reveal anything illuminating, you are (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 16:02:07
        
        i know its unlikely... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:04:53
        
        are you saying that bluebirds' wings aren't important? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 4, 15:57:00
        
        are you saying you give a fuck if they can fly?... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:01:21
        
        Bluebirds are responsible for 99% of what you eat young man - don't be so flippant (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 16:03:48
        
        for fuck sake do something intelligent with you're brain! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:06:25
        
        ha ha. back of the net. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 16:28:44
        
        rofelle (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 16:16:52
        
        ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 16:08:34
        
        who? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:12:30
        
        and nothing to do with the fact I was tall, blonde, chiselled and an Adonis-like God to (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:53:05
        
        No, he was the teacher. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:49:25
        
        what when he was 9? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:51:18
        
        YES MBK is like Harry Potter. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:56:15
- struggling with mine too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 15:41:28
  - And mine...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:42:20
    - I looked (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 15:55:04
    - He touched on it early on so maybe he thinks he's dealt with it (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 15:44:28
      - Ah but he didn't...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:46:37
      - you lot do my fucking head on, you all come from a different planet. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:46:34
        
        seconded (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:47:04
  - Blimey (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:42:13
    - and he's been there 5 years, so that speaks a few volumes about (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 15:44:03
    - But that is including ludacris sums of money for Hughes and Etuhu (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 4, 15:43:06
For the new season I have learnt to do the Earnshaw flip & when we score I am going to (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 13:17:23
- none of that fancy stuff please, simple quiet celebration will do (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 13:26:25
- watch you don't get your goatee caught in a KTFer's hairnet (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:22:47
- Be careful of those steps (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 13:22:45
  - Fancy a pint tomorrow Mr Small? How was France? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:23:12
    - Tres Bon Raymon... (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 13:31:12
      - yep ok - late afternoonish - are you todally uncontactable then? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:57:09
        
        At the moment yes. I'm now going to try and find it.... (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 14:04:17
        
        yes, very much so. Did you hide one in your 'phone? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:13:06
        
        No, a midge. And they're rubbish (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 14:16:29
I feel like (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 13:23:54
- A nudey rub? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 28, 13:30:25
  - a little bit. You up for a beer - 7.18pm? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 13:40:33
    - Unfortunately not.... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 28, 13:43:32
      - how's the gambling? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 14:16:45
I saw the barmaids boobs in the steam packet, I said Lovely old job. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 15:44:23
- The one in Caf? de V did all sorts of things to me with hers. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 16:22:38
- Did she know they were in there? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 16:04:02
  - I think so cause she took them with her when she went. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 16:06:10
- Poofs pub innit ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 15:59:20
  - not last night, some very nice totty sitting outside. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 16:00:35
    - Beards mate, beards (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 16:21:39
      - And fag hags (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 16:21:59
- The one in the Kings rubbed hers against my head once.... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 15:51:22
  - Mazza once rubbed hers on my head, but you might not know Mazza, I got soaked but it was (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 15:53:59
- nips (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 15:46:08
Nigel Worthington is a moron. Discuss. (n/m) (NCFC) - forzancfc, Jul 27, 15:33:54
- He wore his new shorts yeaterday and we lost (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 27, 15:45:02
  - I forewarned about the shorts issue (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 27, 15:45:45
    - Women shouldn't venture into a mans world. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 15:48:17
      - I agree though. (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 27, 15:50:02
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 15:50:29
        
        .... (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 15:52:54
        
        yep that got a ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 15:57:50
    - I know. I think you secretly like it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 27, 15:47:36
      - No no no no no (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 27, 15:50:43
- He's a former footballer (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 27, 15:43:29
- I think he's turned the corner. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 15:39:50
- oh and paul ince...blub blub blub, bet worthy wants him (n/m) (NCFC) - forzancfc, Jul 27, 15:36:04
- Gordon is a moron. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 15:34:29
  - booo beat me to it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 15:36:39
- Nothing to discuss (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 15:34:08
Any1 know when we can pick up the new shirt? (NCFC) - Hcuks, Jul 27, 14:48:21
- 4th August (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 27, 14:49:04
- half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 14:48:34
  - Did Tuddlington harm any sweaties? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:49:24
    - he choked it. How are you, you married spackneck? and where's my CMS? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 14:52:02
      - CMS is nearly done. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:54:20
        
        you should have loads of time now. You are married, thus no shagging = loads of time (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 14:56:20
        
        when are you gonna do your other links (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 14:57:41
        
        well, as I'm not married I don't have loads of time so it will have to be as and when I (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:00:10
        
        If I nicked a gumby would you mind? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 15:01:59
        
        which one and for what porpoise? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:03:38
        
        you run an 'images for sealife' scheme? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 15:15:52
        
        oh yes! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:53:38
        
        chatroom lol brb one (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 15:05:27
        
        what do you mean IF it looks good you twot? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:08:34
        
        Does small mind being on the bottom? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 27, 15:44:18
        
        he loves it down there (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:48:22
    - He outed himself (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 27, 14:50:14
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 14:48:52
    - did u really laugh @ that???? (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jul 27, 14:49:13
      - yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 14:53:49
        
        me too (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 14:54:43
        
        cos im at work I ended up sounding like mutley (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 14:55:33
Which advert is more annoying? (General Chat) - Duck, Jul 27, 14:37:12
- Nothing annoys me as much (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 14:45:14
  - God yes. they've started showing it loads again as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 14:49:37
    - aaaaw, you're tired (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 14:57:04
  - Sat nav, keeps em out of trouble (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Jul 27, 14:48:03
  - Ey up. New neighbours. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:47:05
    - And a good honeymoon? (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 14:54:01
      - Fantastic, yes, thanks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:56:51
        
        something for the grandchildren... (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 14:59:30
        
        Oh no, Mrs AB wouldn't touch any of the cooked banana foodstuffs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 15:03:00
        
        goat's quite tasty actually (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 15:13:14
        
        especially near its thigh (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:14:50
        
        main ingredient (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 15:26:00
- They're gonna taste great! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 14:40:10
  - "You know, Sarah's mum is really cool" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 14:44:24
    - She sounds like a cool mum, you've gotta admit... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:46:56
OK is the most known word in the world...FACT (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:26:59
- "nearly done" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 14:44:57
  - for some reason (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 14:55:08
- Bobby Charlton? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 14:39:27
- Antidisestablishmentarianism (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 14:39:26
- Ladyboy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Honolulu Wednesday, Jul 27, 14:39:07
- Hoof? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 27, 14:38:29
- Coke / Coca-Cola? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 14:37:59
  - oops... beaten by 2 people! First in England though ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 14:38:33
- OK isnt a word (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 27, 14:37:58
  - googled it for you... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:41:04
    - Handbag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 27, 14:50:46
  - umm (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:40:32
- coca-cola? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:37:49
- hoofball? (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jul 27, 14:37:48
- Coca Cola ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:37:31
  - correct! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:39:30
    - isnt that two words? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 27, 14:52:06
      - lol that is but Coca-Cola isn't so I guess Dave In France wins the prize (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 15:25:57
  - beat me by 18 seconds (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:38:35
    - Come on Dave, everyone knows we're the same person. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:39:09
- T-back? (n/m) (General Chat) - Honolulu Wednesday, Jul 27, 14:36:52
- Fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:36:46
- 5mins left (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:35:58
- "English" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:35:23
- problem? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:34:17
  - Where abouts in France are you? (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 14:37:05
    - you're going to stay with him and don't even know where he lives? (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 14:38:47
      - makes it more fun (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:43:29
        
        Yukenshu Gktakimoru lives just outside Carlisle Dave (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 14:51:05
        
        WHAT!!!? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:58:33
        
        nope - still there - well just outside in Burgh by Sands where he has a studio and lint (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:03:13
        
        He wants to watch it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 15:06:03
        
        especially smarts (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 15:11:12
        
        ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:13:52
        
        not on my watch! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:09:29
        
        Yep I'm coming to find you DiF. I've only got a week though... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 14:46:44
        
        no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:51:23
    - brittany (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:37:25
      - That's where i'm going... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 14:43:42
        
        well the marshes of guerande isn't very far (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 27, 14:56:52
        
        Yes it's really nice.... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 15:08:22
        
        wear your mohair ones you wore for Terry the other night - they'll go down a storm with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 15:11:15
        
        Terry ruined them. I won't go into the details. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 15:16:41
        
        stalker alert! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:48:11
        
        I'm going to find you as well ... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 14:51:59
      - porn (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 14:38:38
- Mohammed (n/m) (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 14:33:00
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Jul 27, 14:29:29
  - Gary Holt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 14:29:58
- Honda advert? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 14:29:24
- hello? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 27, 14:28:26
It's Monty time (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 12:52:15
- Who does the business 4th ball. (n/m) (General Chat) - Honolulu Wednesday, Jul 27, 12:55:28
  - Why did Ben remove the boring cricket filter ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:56:19
    - He decided, correctly, that Big Brother was the greater evil, and renamed it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:57:13
      - Hmmmm. He should rename the NCFC one now. Not like anyone ever uses that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:58:07
Point of order re Film4 thread below (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 27, 12:35:53
- The worst film ever is... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 27, 12:55:19
  - no, it's Charlie's Angels (General Chat) - mr carra, Jul 27, 13:04:01
  - never - Mortal Kombat Annihilation SHIT (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 12:58:24
    - Mannequin 2 wasn't very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 13:04:50
    - I thought the Kill Bills were bollocks as well, as is anything starring or (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 13:01:51
      - Kill Bill 1 - some good scenes (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 13:02:53
    - Gigli? (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 27, 13:01:38
      - No, it's called Paycheck...just seen (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 13:03:32
        
        Ah, I've seen that. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 27, 13:04:40
    - Seriously though, your expectations for that can't have been high. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 27, 13:00:53
      - aye, I don't think he's ever had a good film (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 13:02:22
        
        The Jerk ? Man With Two Brains ? Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid ? All of me ? He was (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 13:04:44
        
        All of Me! The courtroom bit is the funniest scene in Cinema History. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 27, 13:06:44
        
        The Man with Two Brains! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 27, 13:04:07
- Following on from your story yesterday.... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 12:49:07
  - LOL!!! Pleasure's all mine mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 27, 12:52:32
- I liked Magnolia. Dullest of Dull I've seen has to be (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:46:29
  - Seriously? Though I really shouldn't feign shock (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 27, 12:51:28
- Have seen neither of them (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 12:42:21
  - Interview with the Vampire ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:47:20
    - Piss poor. (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 12:49:34
      - What are your top 5 movies from the past, say, 10 years ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:51:35
        
        I'd have to think about that ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 13:05:11
        
        great minds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 13:06:57
        
        I don't realy like films... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 27, 13:01:10
        
        I couldn't even begin to answer that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:54:57
        
        Can't have been too great then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:57:07
        
        I wouldn't say that, just poor memory. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 13:01:55
        
        is this open to anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 12:52:11
        
        Yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:52:42
        
        ok - mine (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 12:57:31
        
        Why would Fight Club even be considered ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 13:03:31
        
        everyone seems to put it in their top lists (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 13:04:28
        
        I wouldn't go as far as 'bloody awful' (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 27, 13:09:43
        
        Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 27, 12:56:34
        
        Collateral? Tom Cruise? Never........ (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 12:59:29
        
        Good film actually. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 27, 13:02:28
    - Dreadful. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:48:18
      - Ah well. I liked it. About the only Tom Cruise I have since All The Right Moves, but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:50:56
        
        Oh forgot one - Rain Man was ace. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:53:07
        
        Bugger - the exception that proves the rule - that one I did see all of (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 12:58:12
        
        Ah - and there you have me (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 27, 12:54:55
  - If I ever win the MaxiMegaRollover Euro Lottery (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 27, 12:47:00
  - A Few Good Men (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:45:05
  - Jerry Maguire. Liked that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 12:43:53
    - For me that would be about 50% on the Cruisometer (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 12:49:10
      - She's a beard, the baby's not his. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:50:32
        
        I know, I get Holy Moly too ... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 12:55:55
- I score films in the watch-o-meter (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 27, 12:41:53
  - Ah - I use a similar guide I call the Cold Coffee Rating (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 27, 12:44:48
  - Orloondo Bland. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:44:24
To all the moaners (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 23:54:44
- All 90? or when newcastle had their full second team out? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 27, 10:10:01
- Yeah we did (NCFC) - APB, Jul 27, 08:26:39
- We played ok..... (NCFC) - Small, Jul 27, 01:30:35
- I've never sheltered in one end of the ground and been unable to see the other... (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 23:55:49
  - League Cup Semi Final v Chelsea - abandoned with 10 mins to go due to fog (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Jul 27, 08:22:18
  - I didnt bother (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 23:58:27
    - Blimey... has he got insurance against long balls from Andy Hughes? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 00:00:42
      - lol (NCFC) - conker, Jul 27, 00:01:57
        
        That reminds me, on the way back there were 2 fire engines... (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 27, 00:06:08
Who's the funniest out of Lee Evans,Peter Kay and Dave Spikey? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 26, 15:35:34
- Borat (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 26, 16:12:19
  - ... (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 16:20:03
- Lee Evans (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 26, 15:50:11
- None - Paul Merton is funnier than all of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 26, 15:41:18
  - agree big fan of Merton - seen him loads of times (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 26, 17:06:17
  - And Rod Hull is funnier still (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 26, 16:15:53
    - Wonder what sort of 'reception' that will get (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 16:17:27
      - ROLF....took a while but got there in the end (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 26, 16:20:48
  - Did you see Paul Merton's Silent Clowns? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 26, 16:12:00
    - I saw the charlie chaplin one cos I love chaplin films (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:22:35
      - Yeah, that one was really good as well. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 26, 16:37:46
        
        Yeah I saw it... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 26, 16:42:11
    - I saw the Laurel & Hardy one (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 16:16:07
- Lee Evans (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 26, 15:40:31
- Lee Evans (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 15:37:24
- Peter Kay... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 15:37:23
  - the top 3 for me would go..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 26, 15:48:10
    - Adam Bloom, Milton Jones, Alun Cochrane, Daniel Kitson and Rudi Lickwood (General Chat) - Declan, Jul 26, 15:59:04
      - duck and chips had a funny bill bailey vid on her myspace, was kraftwerk sketch (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:26:47
      - agree with you about kitson and cochrane (n/m) (General Chat) - Swarn, Jul 26, 16:25:30
      - I do like Ross Noble... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 16:04:53
        
        can be, and can also be overly random for the sake of it (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:14:05
        
        You do that routine all day every day on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 16:16:35
        
        yeah but I don't wave off the point at the end of every sentence (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:21:36
        
        And that is very funny! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 16:22:24
        
        bit slow, but do you think im very funny then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:41:59
        
        Occasionally you do post some funny stuff... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 16:45:53
        
        you just said that was funny though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:47:14
        
        And I also said... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 16:51:24
        
        yeah but I said nobles overly random (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:52:47
        
        no... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 16:58:55
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 17:02:08
        
        prefer something a bit more clever than a rambling drunk routine (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:25:10
        
        Don't agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 26, 16:25:40
        
        one thing i do like about lesser unknown comedians (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:30:41
        
        Pub Landlord's stuff is good too... (General Chat) - Declan, Jul 26, 16:11:25
        
        good shout (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 26, 16:08:09
      - and shes nice looking :). Can't find any Cochrane stuff online and im dying to find stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 16:03:28
        
        I'm fairly sure one of his sets is on Spanking New on 7... (General Chat) - Declan, Jul 26, 16:08:11
      - Caroline Ahern is probably my funniest woman ever. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 26, 16:00:24
    - peter kay and dave spikey are just the run of the mill old fashion comedian (General Chat) - pants, Jul 26, 15:56:03
      - Lee Evans..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 26, 15:57:30
        
        I think you will find he puts on an accent relevant to where his is playing (General Chat) - conker, Jul 26, 16:00:03
        
        There is no such thing as a "pretty normal accent". (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 26, 16:00:59
        
        ok (General Chat) - conker, Jul 26, 16:01:35
        
        aye. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 26, 16:01:55
- Lee Evans (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 15:36:16
Many Happy Returns, Suggy! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 26, 13:43:18
- I was thinking that... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 26, 13:50:48
as i look about 35 when im 22 i always like it when (NCFC) - Bonjour, Jul 26, 12:59:24
- Clive Dunn (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 26, 13:00:19
  - What has Clive Done (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:14:42
Yes! It's ASK ELVIS! (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:37:39
- Describe yourself in three words (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:33:00
  - I'm fucking great. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:33:57
    - Does Mr Great know that? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:38:09
      - Initially he didn't, but he was happy about the situation once he was informed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:39:01
- What was it like at Sheff utd away 03/04, waiting for Jarvis to pass to someone (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:22:20
  - I was as angry as you. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:23:53
    - How upset were you getting relegated with Dutch side Roosendahl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:27:41
      - 67.2% upset. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:29:04
- What's your favourite smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:19:15
  - Oi! That question is under copyright (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 26, 13:27:15
  - The smell of massed corpses in an advanced state of putrefaction. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:21:00
- what does pants look like? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:58:15
  - That's a good question, Strap On Sally. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:59:46
    - v good (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:03:22
      - or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:05:03
        
        or (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:06:25
        
        is it the printer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 13:54:42
        
        More like it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 13:33:28
        
        no pants (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 13:13:37
        
        No, mine is correct. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 13:05:36
- What happens when both the Kit man and Assistant Kit man are ill? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 26, 12:47:40
  - The tea lady can *do a job there* (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 26, 13:01:13
  - Trevor Benjamin fulfils the role on a temporary basis. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:49:16
  - Tops Vs Skins? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 12:48:44
- who will be the next club for chris sutton? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:47:04
  - I can assure you it won't be Norwich City, notmean. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:53:19
- back door or front door? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:43:22
  - Front for the road and pavement, back for the garden and neighbouring terracing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:44:31
- Whos the longest in the shower (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:40:39
  - Ian Henderson takes ages, washing his hair and oiling his youthful skin. (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:42:40
    - Hendersons motto (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 26, 12:46:47
- Haven't you left the building? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 26, 12:39:32
  - No, I remain firmly within the building. Buffoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:40:20
Say a prem club bid ?3mill for Earnshaw (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 12:08:59
- ?3m wouldn't buy one boot! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jul 26, 21:24:48
- Fuck that! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 26, 12:25:47
  - R U going tonight Mr Small? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 26, 12:31:39
    - Not sure are you? (NCFC) - Small, Jul 26, 12:45:58
      - Yes I am going, I forgave Flem. Going for a pint but don't know where yet, maybe in the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 26, 12:53:41
- No fucking way (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 26, 12:21:02
- reject it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 26, 12:15:49
  - If we did and Earnshaw wants to go, should the club re think it? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 12:20:23
    - If he wants to go let him go (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 26, 12:21:10
      - Im not saying we will get bid or anything, but you can see the Ashton situation (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 12:23:13
        
        i reckon we would still get promoted without him if we had 2 quality midfielders... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:25:16
        
        Koumas (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 26, 12:27:06
        
        don't be so stupid! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:28:18
        
        What's stupid? (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 26, 12:29:44
        
        he's a great championship player! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:47:28
        
        Where's your evidence for that? (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 26, 12:50:43
        
        He was WBA best player the season we won the league (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 15:52:05
- Tell them he is injured & we have a scan to prove it. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 26, 12:14:44
- Tell them to f**k off (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 12:12:19
  - just read you're argument down below.... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:14:59
    - Exactly... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 12:17:35
      - I sometimes show mine before I even get asked... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:19:23
        
        I like being asked for ID, means I dont look as old as I am (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 12:44:13
        
        yeah I have been known to get in trouble with bouncers when pissed!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:54:34
    - the point is j (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 12:16:40
      - yeah I know I was missing the point... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:20:37
      - His pics are everywhere? (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 12:18:41
        
        next time you two meet its gonna be bloody akward... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:23:14
        
        I don't really care tbh :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 12:24:24
        
        lol fair enough! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:26:06
        
        Wouldn't worry... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 26, 12:23:59
        
        he looks like (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 26, 12:30:45
        
        blub (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 12:24:45
        
        look at mr defencive go! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 26, 12:19:44
- reject it cos we will never see the fucking wonga it will just.... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 26, 12:12:18
- Reject it point blank, he is not for sale (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 26, 12:10:31
- Reject it (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 26, 12:10:25
- reject it (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 26, 12:09:46
- ask for more (n/m) (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jul 26, 12:09:42
He can fuck off I ain't going to his match if he can't be bothered to answer my questions. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 16:52:35
- Ahhhh poor LoJ.... (NCFC) - Small, Jul 25, 16:56:24
  - Dear Craig, can I get my Cock out on the pitch? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 25, 17:02:47
    - When my tool gets a bit rusty, I stick it in olive oil (n/m) (NCFC) - Popeye, Jul 25, 17:08:28
- a ga ga ga ga ga ga ga! (n/m) (NCFC) - Popeye, Jul 25, 16:55:26
  - exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 16:55:46
Our very own Don Logan what the fuck was that question all about? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 16:46:45
- Ahem. A bit Smash Hits circa 1983. (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 25, 16:52:34
  - lol are you Rick Raghorn? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 16:53:10
    - He neglected to answer my 'Fave ice-cream flavour' one so we'll forever live in torment (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 25, 16:59:12
      - Nor my 'favourite smell' one either. Bugger! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 25, 17:00:59
        
        I bet it would be 'burnt hair'. Smell, not ice-cream flavour (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 25, 17:09:05
        
        rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 25, 17:03:02
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 25, 16:46:57
Q Are you aware how much interest the fans have lost in the club, (General Chat) - pants, Jul 25, 16:19:19
- "lost interest"? (General Chat) - coney, Jul 25, 16:38:47
- Ben's got one on there now (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 25, 16:25:47
- I just read that on the oficial site. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 16:21:07
  - What did you think? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 25, 16:22:01
    - I thought that it didn't make a whole load of sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 16:22:40
      - He can't say "it's Worthy - he's shite, tactically inept, lost dressing room yonks ago..." (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 25, 16:25:53
        
        haha was never expecting that (General Chat) - pants, Jul 25, 16:42:54
        
        why, Flem for player manager. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 16:26:50
        
        Well he'd be unlikely to start much this season if he did...hmmm...actually... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 25, 16:27:56
IED just got a question put up (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 25, 15:47:08
- We should ask him why all the players dressed the same after the game at Cambs... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 25, 15:58:38
- Good lad. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 25, 15:49:57
  - Depends what it was (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 25, 15:50:15
    - Have you ever found the texture of the jelly in a pork pie to be like............. (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 25, 15:51:42
      - Bless IED...a lot to learn about ladies! ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 25, 15:54:52
        
        Fuck off, you chavvy muppet (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 25, 15:59:03
        
        Those who all always accuse others of being chavs... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 25, 16:01:07
        
        Maybe he just doesn't like Burberry and extra strength larger (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 25, 16:02:31
        
        While i drink bitter,wear jeans and go down my local..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 25, 16:07:19
        
        Do you drive a lowered Nova with an exhaust from a tractor? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 25, 16:11:38
        
        are you drunk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 25, 16:10:54
        
        no and no (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 25, 16:15:16
        
        No debate. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jul 25, 16:02:19
        
        "Chavvy muppet"- wrong,just a highly respected geezer in my area. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 25, 15:59:50
Any natural way of "disposing of" ants in your kitchen? (Sorry, Graham, they're squatters) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 16:39:21
- Take some lightly toasted pine nuts dipped in honey or golden syrup (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jul 24, 19:01:50
  - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 25, 09:40:56
- Fuck natural: they're little bastards - use any means necessary (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 24, 18:13:26
- Boiling water (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 24, 17:24:33
- tread on them (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Jul 24, 17:13:13
  - Don't you tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 17:22:30
- Lighter fuel (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 17:02:31
- Get an AArdvark in (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 24, 16:42:45
Q - ? Why is Hooves so pale in the squad photo? (NCFC) - bobble, Jul 24, 14:58:21
- A - his team mates have taken to playing a loud feline growl near him (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 15:06:32
- Looking pale in the summer is so shit....... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:04:18
  - dont fair haired people just burn in the sun!? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 24, 15:15:02
    - NO! Not if i put cream on! (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:22:50
  - and more susceptible to skin cancer too! (n/m) (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Jul 24, 15:08:16
    - Indeed that is true.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:09:08
  - better than looking orange like little 16 year old girls do (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:06:11
    - LOL-these people who say they have a tan...... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:07:53
      - I just cream myself up and am careful how long I spent out in it (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:15:51
        
        .... (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:16:58
        
        ............. (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:26:23
        
        What do you use? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:32:43
        
        Man fat (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 24, 15:33:51
        
        Beef dripping (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:40:32
        
        no, it's just the way he walks (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:42:56
        
        LOL... (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:45:02
      - I thought any tan was bad... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 24, 15:10:02
        
        Coming from the man who only looks brown next to Andy Hughes (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 24, 15:15:34
        
        Which is why my skin is in good condition... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 24, 15:16:57
        
        ...... (NCFC) - conker, Jul 24, 15:25:19
        
        Not if enough sun cream is put on. Why else would they sell it? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:13:05
      - Don't use sun cream! (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Jul 24, 15:09:36
    - LOL!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 24, 15:07:12
- he's a moomin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:03:02
- Just pulled a whitey? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 24, 15:01:09
Falkirk match on Saturday = Rubbish (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 24, 14:46:47
- Are you going on Wednesday? (NCFC) - Small, Jul 24, 14:59:41
  - I'd rather post ?12 to Flem than sit through more of that shyte (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 24, 15:01:01
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:03:16
- Shame Russell Latapy isn't 10 years younger, he pissed all over us. (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Jul 24, 14:54:20
- "He Does The Stuff No-One Sees"-ROFL! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jul 24, 14:49:55
  - LOL. Maybe he's the new Mickey Phelan. Bring it on! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 24, 15:03:36
- 10 games is too late. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 14:47:27
  - Robinson is a wate of space (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 24, 14:53:55
    - everytime i see him he plays like a crab. Made of jelly. (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Jul 24, 14:56:11
  - And another thing.. Falkirk have a ?1000 pw wage cap (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 24, 14:52:16
    - But why would anyone expect any sort of change, we have got rid of a few brought in (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 14:55:11
      - Nothing has changed because we've still (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 24, 15:00:32
      - Eagle played but he looked like a young Mani Petit (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 14:57:07
        
        He won't be used when the season is for real, he will play Hughes. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 14:59:22
pants just had a post removed? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 24, 14:16:56
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 14:33:05
- I keep getting mk.time and big black boxes and weird coputer language messages coming up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 24, 14:19:04
  - flashbacks? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 14:22:26
  - Yeah, me too (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 24, 14:21:21
Caption Competition.... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 24, 13:21:33
- Worthington watches on whilst holding chin (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 24, 14:22:25
- Delia sack me ? Chinny reck-on (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 24, 13:34:58
- Plan C, ummmmmm let me think.... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 24, 13:28:43
  - "plan C, hmmmm, that Russell Latapy looks handy, he's taking the piss out (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 13:32:33
- Nigel Worthington, deep in thought during Norwich City's one all draw with Falkirk (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 13:24:43
  - How was the game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 24, 13:26:19
    - More to the point.... (NCFC) - Small, Jul 24, 13:30:55
      - the game was dire to be honest, more of the same - midfield couldn't keep the ball let (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 14:03:11
- "erm, shall I stand up and fold my arms, or shall I give it another 5 minutes?" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 13:24:08
- Errrrrrr Spain is always nice at this time of year...very quiet with poor network coverage (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jul 24, 13:23:28
I'm trying to remain calm and have a "it's better than it was 5yrs ago" view but... (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 24, 13:16:20
- As someone said earlier it's taken six weeks to find out our two main targets were out of (NCFC) - Small, Jul 24, 13:36:31
I don't understand why we take so long on transfer targets... (NCFC) - Worf55, Jul 22, 20:11:30
- we have NO money (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 22, 20:25:17
  - Unless we heven't received the ?2.57m re the flats yet (NCFC) - Financebod, Jul 22, 23:08:51
  - So the question is... (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 22, 21:25:28
  - Why not? (NCFC) - Small, Jul 22, 21:04:39
  - concur (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 20:52:36
  - So everything is for "show" then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worf55, Jul 22, 20:30:57
- Because our scouting system is poor (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 22, 20:13:34
The "Hurrah! Hughes is injured" thread got me thinking ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 22, 18:51:05
- Neil Emblen (NCFC) - pants, Jul 23, 00:51:08
- Zema Abbey (NCFC) - Pompey_Yellow, Jul 23, 00:12:29
- Trevor Putney (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 22, 19:30:12
- Danny Mills or Tim Sherwood in recent years possibly (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 22, 19:22:05
  - Haha, I think you told me that ... did she have the same haircut as Tim? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 22, 19:22:57
    - I can't remember - this is 20+ years ago (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 22, 19:26:48
- hows about (NCFC) - green tambourine, Jul 22, 19:12:48
  - De Ward and Derveld - what a talented team we had then - also Segura (n/m) (NCFC) - linda, Jul 22, 19:41:18
- I may have been the only one but I really disliked notman for some reason?!?!?! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 22, 19:09:54
  - he's a top bloke (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 22, 20:02:24
  - Yeah, I never liked him either. No idea why. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 22, 19:23:12
    - intriguing (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 22, 20:03:38
      - More that I didn't rate him, I think. I never hated him. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 22, 20:07:17
    - Same here (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 22, 19:34:36
      - you're a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 22, 20:02:56
        
        Bit harsh (NCFC) - Pompey_Yellow, Jul 23, 01:27:33
      - he was never in the box!! Thats why you aijnt scoring notman! GET IN THE BOX (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 22, 19:40:10
        
        cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 22, 20:03:14
        
        it was only in an irrational football sense :-( (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 22, 20:21:45
        
        Nope I've encountered him on nights out on more than one occasion... (NCFC) - Small, Jul 22, 20:51:14
        
        My sentiments exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 22, 20:28:06
- Tracey? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 22, 19:00:18
  - God, he was awful! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 22, 19:02:42
    - I think people hate Hughes more (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 22, 19:09:07
      - I feel sorry for him in a way - he is like Nigel Worthington on the pitch to many fans (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 22, 19:10:59
        
        I pity Hughes these days, too. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 22, 19:13:35
        
        ...until he opens his gob in the media (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 22, 19:15:05
        
        Carl Robinson's the one who annoys me for that, to be honest. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 22, 19:18:41
        
        "We will be promoted, i can garuantee that" (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 22, 19:19:48
        
        Indeed (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 22, 19:13:07
I keep hearing rumours of a Borat film..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:32:20
- Does he glamourize drugs? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:33:36
  - No,but..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:35:39
    - Fuck me PK, have you been reading Bill Hicks? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 21, 14:41:25
    - I draw upon my comments from yestersay (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:36:14
      - I bet you've never tried drugs, which is why you don't recommend them! (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:38:20
        
        No I havn't! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:53:19
        
        I can't be bothered with this debate anymore...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:39:42
        
        You're right. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:40:38
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:53:27
      - Oh yes because of course that makes the addiction of thoses 2 products.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:37:38
        
        THAT WASN'T THE ARGUMENT THOUGH! (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:40:03
        
        Smoking and drinking is against the law (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:41:45
        
        Chadders suffered from severe acne in his early teens. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:43:47
        
        And again in English? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:45:19
        
        All that smoking and drinking must have made you illiterate... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:47:10
        
        LOL!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:44:21
        
        Nice cross mate. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:44:58
        
        It was a beauty! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:45:20
        
        Mate i wouldn't bother...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:43:39
        
        Driving is legal and can kill (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:54:28
        
        Yes as you've said 100 times in your deep views. zzzz (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:55:51
        
        not all drugs are illegal (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:55:11
        
        The ones in question here are (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:57:50
        
        We all know that and accept that...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:41:37
        
        If you are stupid or weak-willed enough to become addicted then you deserve it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:42:38
        
        I think there's more to it than that (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 21, 14:46:45
        
        I think addictions run slightly deeper than pure stupidity. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 21, 14:45:01
        
        I am addicted to fruit machines, so I stay well clear of them but every now & then a (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:48:29
        
        It's the inabillity to say no, or know when too much is too much... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:46:39
        
        Right. Churchill was an alcoholic and Byron was addicted to opium. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 21, 14:51:50
        
        And what about you Tudders, could you not have added your name to the list. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:53:53
        
        No cause he's a stupid cunt ); (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 21, 14:55:44
        
        Get you, wisp head. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 21, 14:57:41
        
        old Small old (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:56:42
        
        Without doubt. But trying not to let my addictions influence my point. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 21, 14:55:40
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:56:58
        
        Shakespeare also liked a bit of marching powder apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:53:21
        
        lol. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:49:01
        
        I have had a drink... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:51:22
        
        A line between pleasure and addiction? (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:52:47
        
        You do if you do it all day, every day (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:54:47
        
        Not allways possible (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:52:24
        
        A very good point. It doesn't just boil down to someone's level of intellect. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:57:23
        
        You're kidding right? (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 21, 14:48:44
        
        addiction is a disease (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:47:32
        
        I have adick in my jeans. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:50:29
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:55:13
        
        After your "in the Nile" joke yesterday, I thought that things could only get better... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:51:29
        
        I do apologise dear fellow, It's amazing how bored one can get. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:53:10
        
        Exactly,Brom is perfect though. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:48:14
        
        That's a good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:45:25
        
        You are right,although i'm addicted to nothing.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:44:08
        
        One addication can easily lead to another (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:56:27
        
        In the same way that Coffee drinkers are? (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:57:27
        
        coffee drinks put weed in their coffee?? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:59:37
        
        Nope, from your theory (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:04:06
        
        I didnt say that, read the message again (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 15:05:32
        
        So you are addicted... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:45:52
        
        Hardly...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:47:38
        
        You could get run over by a bus 2morrow! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:46:36
        
        You could... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:46:59
        
        Also getting run of by a bus is not illegal (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:56:51
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:58:15
        
        It is if you are the driver (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:58:05
        
        Not illegal to be run over is it! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:59:54
        
        depends what you were doing at the time (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:04:28
        
        How about smoking weed? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 15:05:57
        
        Or buying fake goods (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:07:21
        
        You want some? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 15:11:13
        
        no thanks its illegal (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:13:10
        
        Yeah (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 15:15:40
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:16:35
        
        Accidents still happen. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:48:39
        
        but you cant see round corners (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:48:28
        
        Don't cross a road next to a corner (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:49:17
        
        Because thats allways possible isnt it? (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:49:54
        
        Pretty much is... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:52:04
        
        Thats because you will be sitting in your bedroom alone (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:53:48
        
        Nope... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 14:57:40
        
        Go run someone over! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 15:00:06
        
        Try living out in th esticks then! We dont have straight roads! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:58:59
        
        I used to live in the sticks.... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 15:02:36
        
        I bet everyone who has ever been runover thought the same as you (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:06:02
        
        Yeah... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 15:07:59
        
        glad you agree (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:08:36
        
        I bet everyone who has been over thought (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 15:07:43
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 15:08:57
        
        Just leave it i would..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:50:47
        
        lucky boy (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:44:44
        
        So am I. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:46:15
        
        I feel for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:45:05
        
        Its my own fault (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:46:03
        
        Spot on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:50:51
        
        Call the police and send them round then. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:41:09
- .. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 21, 14:33:20
  - thank you very much! :-D (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 21, 14:36:15
Help needed, I've been going out with a girl, her name was Julie, but last night (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 13:29:45
- does your wife of 19 years know? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 21, 14:34:56
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:38:09
- Give it up would be my advice (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 21, 14:33:23
  - SOUND ADVICE!! I wish i had it at the time. I chased for a bit.... (General Chat) - walksie, Jul 21, 14:43:02
  - Thank you for your help but I don't need any more replys to this one. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:39:36
    - I actually think he's serious. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 21, 14:43:04
      - what & I am not, I fear a bit of a hornets nest has been whipped up. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:45:19
        
        We need a board Agony Aunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 21, 14:50:51
- Do you know the guy?.... (General Chat) - walksie, Jul 21, 14:17:09
- be all nice about it will drive her nuts and eventually... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 21, 14:10:06
- she sounds cruel and heartless to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jul 21, 13:39:17
  - All I said to her was can I eat this of your hairy mary (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 13:43:05
    - Did you ask her to stroke your big red Cock? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 21, 13:52:50
      - Yes Small I did & I asked her to feed it regularly. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 14:25:08
  - Yes to pack me for Gordon, (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 13:39:59
- Did you ask who this bloke is? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 21, 13:33:55
  - Uncanny, (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 13:34:43
    - Not Canny then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 21, 14:02:18
  - Although for some reason... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 21, 13:34:26
    - It's strange how that works, you posted something the other day & I spent the day looking (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 21, 13:39:17
      - I'm curious as to what might have had that effect... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 21, 13:51:33
- As I frequently say (General Chat) - matgore, Jul 21, 13:33:50
  - haha great song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 21, 13:43:34
    - What do you make of this Doherty/Barat meet up (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 13:46:25
      - Dublin Catle in Camden? (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 21, 14:42:28
        
        Thats the one (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:43:07
      - haha let me know about your dublin castle gig... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 21, 13:56:49
        
        Ill let you know about the gig closer to the time! (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:01:46
- Go to the pub and order (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 21, 13:32:46
So, no pants and no Duck & Chips (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 21, 13:04:22
- Pants has been sack from where he "works" (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jul 21, 14:39:16
- E) They are both Steve in Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 21, 13:08:36
- frantically scanning for viruses i'd say (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 21, 13:06:14
- Possibly A but ill go for C... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 21, 13:06:09
  - I was joking with (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 21, 13:06:53
    - blubbing over the link you sent I should imagine... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 21, 13:08:48
      - What link ? by the way, they are not the only ones (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 21, 13:12:28
        
        the link about myspace security issues or something! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 21, 14:10:50
        
        Oh well I am sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:05:55
        
        Really, really can't see the point in it... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 21, 13:14:11
        
        Yeah, if you're a band. But these things always reach saturation point. They are great to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 21, 13:16:21
        
        Surely the place where most people are is the best place to gauge opinion about... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 21, 14:12:15
        
        Im with you on this (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 21, 14:13:40
- trying (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 21, 13:05:17
  - i never posted that (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 21, 13:07:02
  - I know I can be (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 21, 13:06:19
Fuck off Israel! (General Chat) - Small, Jul 21, 12:39:23
- Comrade - there's nothing wrong with defending yourself (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Jul 21, 16:46:09
- Yup (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 21, 12:41:10
- Hezbollah? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 21, 12:40:03
  - Kidnapped two of the cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 21, 12:41:27
Golf,for anyone that's interested in The Open..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:14:41
- that will never last then.... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:21:15
  - Your right...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:24:11
    - A-V (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 20, 15:30:49
      - that's you for me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 15:33:48
        
        Quel est que dans l'anglais ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 20, 15:35:54
        
        Billy Pipper Honey-bee thats you for me (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 15:36:17
        
        yeah better than (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 20, 15:50:43
        
        haven't seen her (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 15:52:33
        
        typical effing politically correct BBC - dont get me started (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 20, 16:01:39
        
        Can't be any worse than Billie Piper... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 20, 16:04:03
        
        i LOVE billie (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 20, 16:08:48
        
        agree! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 16:10:23
        
        That Jaw Line is made for smoking poles! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 20, 16:11:35
        
        bet she does as well the little filthbag... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 16:13:55
        
        Nah i would try and forget that (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 20, 16:16:27
        
        Leave Billie alone (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 20, 16:05:12
        
        She's awful (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 20, 16:12:10
    - Woods needs to loose an arm before golf becomes suprising! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:25:34
      - he needs some of this then? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 20, 15:35:13
      - Wonder what could help with that? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 20, 15:27:44
        
        He'll be to busy chasing Hughes (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 20, 15:31:19
- How long does this bastard golf go on for? (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 15:17:31
  - correct me if i'm wrong but did you.... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:24:47
    - cue some random mega funny google search pic (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 15:28:54
      - this is Himmers bedroom... (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 20, 15:36:56
        
        Nah, there aint not "i love brandy" marks on the wall (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jul 20, 15:54:43
        
        He's in the zone now! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 16:02:05
        
        very dubious stain just above the end of the bed though!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:55:42
      - who are the main spack pack culprits?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:34:08
      - LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 20, 15:32:10
        
        blub of the day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 15:39:36
        
        If you say so (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 20, 15:40:07
        
        lol, considering the exact same thing happened an hour ago (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 15:43:47
        
        Next he'll be saying..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:33:15
        
        Why exactly? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 15:41:20
        
        Cos Inman was camp... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:42:20
        
        are you saying he's gay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:43:25
        
        Who,Inman.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:44:12
        
        no, pants?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:45:32
        
        PK isn't wearing any pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 20, 15:46:24
        
        I'm wearing boxers (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:46:54
        
        are you sure? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:48:02
        
        sorry? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:34:35
        
        In the John Inman camp voice. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:35:14
        
        tumbleweed galore! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 15:36:22
  - May as well go to Edinburgh then (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 20, 15:20:06
  - Till Sunday evening. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 20, 15:18:03
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 20, 13:44:07
- yes? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 20, 13:54:46
- Got anything for 5p? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 20, 13:47:44
  - penny chews, the old boy who use to walk around the perimeter at FCR selling (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 20, 13:50:02
    - Wasn't his call... (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 20, 14:03:25
      - Ha ha! I remember him! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 20, 14:20:41
      - Thats the one, were have all the charcters gone? Bristol. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 20, 14:06:12
        
        We've got that weird clown bendy balloon bloke... (NCFC) - Small, Jul 20, 14:15:39
        
        Have you a season ticket this year? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 20, 14:19:16
        
        No. I have got the first three games sorted out though... (NCFC) - Small, Jul 20, 14:27:44
        
        Yep I am, renewed for oldest son, but wife & younger lad will go when they can. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 20, 14:44:03
How many subscribers would Waghorn be looking for do you reckon?? (NCFC) - Wayne Biggins, Jul 20, 12:54:28
- Isn't most of it non-subscription though ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 20, 14:05:35
- Do you think he's doing the following whilst reading this messageboard: (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 20, 13:56:23
- Will he alse have any income from advertising? (n/m) (NCFC) - Clare, Jul 20, 13:12:58
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 20, 12:57:43
- subscribers for wat????? (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jul 20, 12:57:21
  - oh dont get them started again... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 20, 13:02:28
  - his website?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Wayne Biggins, Jul 20, 12:58:38
What's a "Spit-Roast"??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:37:57
- something like this (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 19, 17:01:03
- Pff... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 19, 16:51:02
- Easy peasy lemon squeezy (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jul 19, 16:43:52
- You know (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:40:19
- double Penelope Tration (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:39:51
  - HAYULP!!! HAYULP!!! (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 19, 16:46:21
  - Isn't DP one in the pink and one in the brown at the same time? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:43:45
    - oh yeah (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:46:14
      - Yup. Doing her from behind whilst etc. The tableau resembles a pig on a spit (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:49:04
      - Any hole's a goal I thought (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:48:42
- Id prefer to demonstrate than to explain (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 19, 16:39:08
  - dont we need a lady? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:40:59
    - A man i think.... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:43:01
      - yes and they have the habit of brushing against each other... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:44:10
        
        No. (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:46:27
        
        You've got that major on your mind again (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:49:29
        
        C'mon you know you want to... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:48:47
        
        my god, they've got double bellies!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 19, 16:51:04
- baldrick when he spent all his money on a giant turnip (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:39:03
  - spent all black adders money on a giant turnip (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:40:16
    - Wasn't it the Prince Regent's money? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:42:17
      - yes (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:43:06
        
        "And a robber button is?" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:45:26
        
        now i may be packing the kind of tackle (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:47:39
        
        "I could go on all night" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:50:55
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:42:32
    - no he didn't (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:41:17
      - so it wasn't Baldricks money then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:41:37
        
        his meant prince george (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:42:27
        
        Standard "I was wrong" comeback, very poor (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:43:28
thank fuck the open starts tomorrow (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:11:16
- Trying a liddle bit too hard there (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:12:11
  - I know! (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:18:06
    - golf is quality (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:19:12
      - Golf is brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:20:15
        
        thank you (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:21:05
        
        I only really follow the majors... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:26:22
        
        scc loves fucking majors (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:27:23
        
        you love putting pencils up you're harris! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:28:20
        
        I do not (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:29:00
        
        you can't beat a major (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:28:11
        
        You like a man in uniform Small person?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:27:20
        
        I prefer a man in a dress... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:31:17
        
        the big easy (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:27:03
        
        Golf is gash (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:20:46
        
        you only like rubbish things (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:21:24
        
        Have a little cry and calm yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:22:46
        
        you're the one blubbing (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:23:37
        
        Don't try and change it around Keyboard Warrior who art darn sarf... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:25:13
        
        fuck off Golf is a quality game!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:21:16
        
        How does one play 'Fuck off golf?" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:23:25
        
        You opponent shags a bird in a bunker... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:28:05
        
        hit the golf ball and shout "fuck off" really loud!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:24:07
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:27:04
        
        At least you recognise that it's not a sport, merely a game. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 19, 16:23:24
        
        Golf is for spack heads (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:22:08
        
        you are getting more like pants (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:22:52
        
        you used to be convincing on here, its a sorry old effort in the last year or so (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:28:40
        
        cheers babe (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:29:53
        
        now you're being silly! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:22:40
        
        exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:21:41
        
        Rugby and Cricket should be banned! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:22:27
        
        And golf... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:23:21
        
        fishing maybe golf no... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:25:29
        
        i like fishing (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:24:20
        
        a pretty bad day of fishing so far (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:31:56
        
        I've caught a few corkers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 19, 16:37:59
        
        how does that work? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:26:26
        
        very effectively as it happens (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:27:35
        
        people just pity you these days and sometimes play up to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 19, 23:04:29
        
        Surfing young men (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:25:54
  - i never try hard (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:13:43
    - Trying a liddle bit too flaccid there (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:15:06
      - His cock's harder than calculus when Federer takes to the court. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 19, 16:21:13
why is gary neville so hated (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 19, 16:03:01
- and responsible for... (Other Football) - mr carra, Jul 19, 16:16:40
- one random 5 year olds point of view on the situation (Other Football) - pants, Jul 19, 16:15:32
  - nurse! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:16:30
    - 10 nurses! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:17:48
      - ... (Other Football) - pants, Jul 19, 16:24:33
        
        what's scarey about that, is the nurse on the right, hasn't got any legs (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 19, 16:26:29
        
        bloody hell... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:27:46
- I dont hate him but a few reasons I dont like him much.... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:07:31
  - You forgot one... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:10:32
    - but not quite as ugly as his brother (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:14:01
      - Nice birds though (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jul 19, 16:15:33
        
        wonder why! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 16:18:02
- I don't hate him, but pity him for his attempt at (I hesitate to call it) a moustache (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:05:04
  - fair call, didnt 1 fashion "expert" reckon neville had a touch of the de niro about him (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 19, 16:06:32
    - Yeah, Alan De Niro, inventor of the foot spa (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:08:35
- Exactly.... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jul 19, 16:03:59
  - Its got nothing to do with his achievements (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 19, 16:04:59
- jealousy innit (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:03:52
I can't wait for the storm that is going to follow this heatwave, it's going to be (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 19, 15:48:06
- love a good storm me... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:49:30
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 15:50:16
    - no serious injuries or deaths though (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:51:03
      - unless it's cristiano ronaldo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 15:51:58
        
        or gary neville (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:01:27
        
        And Stuart White & Suzie Fowler-Watt (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 15:53:44
        
        Shit!?!?!??! (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 19, 15:59:50
        
        Suzie Fowler What? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:02:12
        
        Stuart White is obviously the Antichrist and SFW is his lackey (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:01:53
        
        Leave Stewpot out of it - he's a lovely man (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:35:36
        
        Who's this Suzie bird? Sounds like Death Bus is back (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 15:54:47
        
        Just Googled her... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:01:56
        
        What about (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 19, 16:01:27
        
        Riiiiigggghhhhtttt... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:02:35
        
        Is it this?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:04:00
        
        No, shes a news reporter/reader! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 19, 16:06:29
        
        Very early pic?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:08:28
        
        Possibly! (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 19, 16:09:31
        
        She's ITN... (General Chat) - Declan, Jul 19, 16:12:08
        
        Phew! (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 19, 16:20:35
        
        Cheers... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:14:25
        
        and darren day (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 19, 15:54:16
        
        he's your fucking hero (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 15:54:53
        
        lol yeh its jealousy really (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 19, 15:55:18
        
        he's had a few to be fair to the lad! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:56:01
        
        wat % of blame for that incident would u give rooney and ronaldo (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 19, 15:53:38
        
        Ronaldo 70% Rooney 30% (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:55:06
        
        ronaldo 98% and shot at dawn (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 15:54:07
        
        or dusk as long as he's fucking shot! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:55:35
        
        and straight between the eyes (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 15:56:32
        
        careful PK will accuse of trying to be a london gangsta! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:57:53
        
        not at all (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 15:58:26
        
        fair enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:59:00
        
        or Fabian Wilnis (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 15:52:48
Caption Competition (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 18, 17:15:37
- Tinky Winky hugs Dipsy (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 17:30:03
- Freddy says: "Tight marker yeah, but you're no Philip Cocu." (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Jul 18, 17:28:31
- "Up The Arse" you say? (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 18, 17:23:39
- Stalker embraces Arsenal midfielder Freddie Ljungberg (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 18, 17:22:59
- Where are you searching for these bloody things? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:18:07
  - Why do you want to know? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 18, 17:18:38
    - Isn't it obvious? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:18:57
      - you like willies? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 18, 17:19:24
        
        Willy Thorne is a legend. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:20:12
        
        No. He's a cunt, and would make it in to Otto's XI if he played football (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jul 18, 17:21:26
        
        Tell it to Terry Griffiths. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:22:05
        
        willy off Eastenders was alright too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:21:24
        
        Willy Wonka was a bit of a wanka though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:22:39
        
        agree (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:23:36
- rude (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 18, 17:17:20
The Cuntiest XI in the World ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:12:09
- Lothar "who are Norwich?" Mattheus as captain - hated even in his own country (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 18, 17:39:52
- Manager Has to be Renknapp (Other Football) - romayellow, Jul 18, 17:28:12
  - Or Warnock (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 17:33:58
- And some subs (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:24:07
  - where is muscat?? (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 18, 19:02:39
  - on a fringes would be.... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:26:36
    - I'm a massive fan of Wenger's Arsenal team, I'm afraid ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:27:48
    - *the (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:26:50
- Tiatto (Other Football) - romayellow, Jul 18, 17:22:21
- Joey Barton and the WBA killer - Hughes was it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 17:22:09
  - Yes, Bowyer would be in mine. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jul 18, 17:23:44
- Dennis Wise (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 17:18:37
- Kevin Musc**t by a mile (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 18, 17:18:06
  - Haha, the Aussies do a good line in, um, "combative" defenders don't they? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:19:07
- Although i'd have that Portugal keeper instead of Mandy Marshall (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 18, 17:17:26
- Can't disagree with many of them (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 18, 17:14:57
  - Actually, yeah, scrub Silvestre and replace him with Muscunt. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:16:43
- Heinze has gotta be in there somewhere? (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:14:28
- I'd prefer one of the Kraut keepers in place of Judas (Schumacher (sp?) or Kahn).. (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 17:14:14
  - def Schumacher (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 18, 17:16:03
- no Nigel??... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:13:52
  - Oh, they were by position rather than as an ordered list ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:14:31
    - And I'd have liked to have found room for Dennis Wise, too. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:17:36
    - oh I see in that case... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:17:33
      - I like the presence of Francesco Totti. Good call. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:18:24
        
        i was close to including Vieri just on looks alone... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:19:54
        
        A friend from Sydney told me a while back ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:21:02
        
        yup... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:22:58
Just so as you know... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:03:20
- I know! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 18, 18:40:22
- I didn't think it was you (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 17:04:03
  - nope on either counts... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:05:28
    - I don't think angry neville is registered (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 17:09:50
      - Haha. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:11:38
        
        thats it though (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 17:13:40
        
        He's fairly accurate with his assessment though... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:15:26
        
        It didn't start till we were a goal down normally.... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 18, 17:18:23
        
        Well at least you'd get a minute or two of peace before the first goal went in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:19:55
        
        its bound to be some poster from here! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:14:35
      - lol... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:10:53
        
        after so many you get booted out (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 17:12:04
Stoopish and ? (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 16:55:45
- Conks on the left, Brom on the right. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 18, 17:03:02
- James Herries (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 17:02:32
  - Good God man, you're obsessed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:04:27
  - *Harries* (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 17:03:43
- Not Stoopish (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 18, 17:00:27
- I think that's conks and Brom... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:59:26
- Neither are Stoopish... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 16:57:51
  - Were you... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 18, 17:03:10
  - Brom and Conker (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 18, 16:59:21
- Luke Chadwick? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 16:57:34
- Neither of those are Stoopish. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:57:01
  - Ah right,just he posted pic so thought it may be him.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 16:58:56
    - You know it's me... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 17:00:28
      - Says the guy with the finger pose (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 18, 17:02:55
      - Did i?...... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 17:01:38
        
        Fair play ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 17:03:07
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 18, 17:01:07
- IED? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 16:56:57
  - Cheek (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 18, 16:59:53
Ruth Badger coming in to work tomorrow... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 18, 16:32:23
- As such a good salesperson, can she sell Hughes, Etuhu and Thorne for us? (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Jul 19, 02:33:30
- She could be in danger, actually (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 16:52:42
  - the bastards will still keep... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 18, 16:54:34
- You're Fired! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sir Alan Sugar, Jul 18, 16:40:10
  - Oi sunshine, fucking pack that in RIGHT NOW! (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan Sugar, Jul 18, 16:41:16
- Get two fit lesbians in for an in-office threesome, but develop a headache yourself, Ruth (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 16:40:07
- Ask her if she fancies a wriggle (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 18, 16:38:31
- Look really disappointed and say "but we wanted the pretty blonde one" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 16:36:50
- Can you explain to pants what pussy tastes like (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 16:36:49
  - oh it doesn't half get personal on here!! Get her! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 17:38:39
- baaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddggggggg ggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 18, 16:34:43
  - Could you make your proposal a little more concise please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 18, 16:36:39
- What shampoo does she use? (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 18, 16:34:18
- Slip in the odd Fadger by accident (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:34:14
  - not that (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:34:46
All-time favourite WotB moments? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:17:48
- WOTB FC classic old school wrathing (n/m) (General Chat) - Exile, Jul 18, 16:44:51
  - that's old school! (General Chat) - megson, Jul 18, 17:42:59
- The never ending Alan thread about sacking Worthington when we were 1st in Champ season... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:43:48
- That 'Viennese Canary' wind-up a few months back was class ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:41:27
- Goal.............................Fcuk Wigan every time for me, it's the closest I've come (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 18, 16:39:57
- Guess who? (General Chat) - Small, Jul 18, 16:37:42
  - Was the second one Clare? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 16:38:18
    - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 18, 16:42:20
- all of Gaz's post always make me chuckle. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 16:31:48
- Ben outing Stoopish as Letchworth PK was achingly funny ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:30:25
  - along with a few others after he got going on some names (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:31:56
    - I've made 2 so far, keep 'em coming! (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:36:57
- The the monday after Ronnie Moore offered his resignation at Rotherham due to Ipswich (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:28:40
  - might have been me (n/m) (General Chat) - Exile, Jul 18, 16:47:57
- "Byronic" Cloughie was a real classic while I think about it ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:27:53
- Dunno if it was pre or post-WOTB but loads of us applying for the scum job when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:26:56
  - That was only 4yrs ago (General Chat) - Swanny, Jul 18, 19:30:58
  - thats a wotb thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Exile, Jul 18, 16:44:21
- Spending the after on a plymouth news site about Jason Jarrett (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:23:48
- Someone posted some really naff poetry. (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 18, 16:22:21
  - While you're on the poetry trip... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 16:25:44
    - That was me, you and Squiz I seem to remember... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:27:00
      - Sounds about right (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 16:27:19
    - Putting an inflatable near a man, GOAL! (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:26:34
  - Haha, that gets posted at least once a month! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:23:30
- Fierce Panda's humble apology over the lickspittle cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:22:13
  - sorry, creosote's (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:23:09
  - Eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:22:48
- Brandonio's ebay England badge moment (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:21:23
- Gaz sending WOTB into crisis with his comments on the Canaries World presenter (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:21:02
  - By far and away the funniest/cringiest moment ever on here! (General Chat) - Swanny, Jul 18, 19:43:43
  - When was that? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 18, 16:21:36
    - You can't have missed that one ?! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:23:04
      - She still comes to most city games though (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 18, 16:23:53
    - can't quite remember but it was pretty graphic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:22:51
      - Its the reason for the red writing isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:23:50
        
        No, that was someone taking the Ashton and Shackell gay rumours seriously...again... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:25:58
        
        Pretty sure I started that after a convo at a Norwich game last season (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 17:59:37
        
        I thought that was more down to the McKenzie/Ashton rumours? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:25:30
        
        You're both right, of course... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:28:04
- Goal. Fuck. WIgan. (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 18, 16:20:33
- The Sarah clitoris / PK piss take (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 18, 16:20:25
  - That's a nice thing to say about your mate...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 16:33:07
    - Grass (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 16:42:08
      - She has a right to know..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 16:45:34
        
        hang on a sec, I've got it somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:48:26
        
        h'ar gew (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:52:01
  - Was that PK and his ROUGH bird from the match day programme? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 18, 16:29:48
    - *bows* (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:36:03
      - You are forgiven. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 18, 16:38:17
- Recent one was seeing Vas Deferens post "I'm a bit of a cock" (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 16:19:41
  - lol (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:20:24
- The 'Celebrity shit in a hat and punch it' convo a few weeks back (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 18, 16:19:38
  - But that was stolen from Viz (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:19:50
    - Dammit, really? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:20:51
      - Celerbrity Shit In A Bucket was a concept TV show from Roger Mellie (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:22:00
        
        Roger Smelly (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 16:22:20
- I've read the book about that (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 18, 16:19:00
Usernames up for grabs (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 18, 16:11:32
- That's the second time you've posted that... (NCFC) - Bingo Wings, Jul 18, 16:14:39
- That's the second time you've posted that... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 16:13:46
- That's the second time you've posted that... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:13:11
  - That's the second time you've posted that.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 18, 16:14:01
    - That's the first time you've posted that... (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:14:36
      - That's the first time I've posted that... (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 18, 16:16:13
      - That's the first time you've posted that... (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:15:27
        
        World War 2 ends (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:16:04
        
        That's the 3567th time you've posted that... (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:16:53
- That's the second time you've posted that... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 18, 16:13:09
  - nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 16:14:10
- You posted this before, I seem to remember ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:12:09
  - not just that (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 16:13:06
    - Possibly my all-time favourite WotB moment, that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 18, 16:13:52
The Sit-u-a-shun on transfers is that no-one really does business in July. Notmean? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 18, 15:49:16
- Nor August (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 15:54:05
- certainly no-one who is under no pressure at all and admits as much (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 15:51:13
  - It must be lovely to be under no pressure, walking his muts along the coast at Blakeney, (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 15:55:54
    - earning ?300k a year? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jul 18, 16:02:24
    - What's that peering over the dune, is it a sniper, is it a sniper? (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 18, 16:02:09
      - Is it a mouse? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 16:04:34
        
        Keeping perfectly still underneath an ant adjusting a laser-sight (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 18, 16:07:53