Don't use sun cream!

Take four lugs of your best extra virgin, mix in three drops of your finest wood-fired balsamic avian excrement and smear it all over your naked body. Then ask Jodie Marsh to lick it all off you. She would as well, the cheap, nasty little trollop.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on July 24th 2006 at 15:09:36

Message Thread

Q - ? Why is Hooves so pale in the squad photo? (NCFC) - bobble, Jul 24, 14:58:21
- A - his team mates have taken to playing a loud feline growl near him (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 15:06:32
- Looking pale in the summer is so shit....... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:04:18
  - dont fair haired people just burn in the sun!? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 24, 15:15:02
    - NO! Not if i put cream on! (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:22:50
  - and more susceptible to skin cancer too! (n/m) (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Jul 24, 15:08:16
    - Indeed that is true.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:09:08
  - better than looking orange like little 16 year old girls do (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:06:11
    - LOL-these people who say they have a tan...... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:07:53
      - I just cream myself up and am careful how long I spent out in it (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:15:51
        
        .... (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:16:58
        
        ............. (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:26:23
        
        What do you use? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:32:43
        
        Man fat (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 24, 15:33:51
        
        Beef dripping (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:40:32
        
        no, it's just the way he walks (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:42:56
        
        LOL... (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 24, 15:45:02
      - I thought any tan was bad... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 24, 15:10:02
        
        Coming from the man who only looks brown next to Andy Hughes (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 24, 15:15:34
        
        Which is why my skin is in good condition... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 24, 15:16:57
        
        ...... (NCFC) - conker, Jul 24, 15:25:19
        
        Not if enough sun cream is put on. Why else would they sell it? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jul 24, 15:13:05
      - Don't use sun cream! (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Jul 24, 15:09:36
    - LOL!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 24, 15:07:12
- he's a moomin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 24, 15:03:02
- Just pulled a whitey? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 24, 15:01:09

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