Easy peasy lemon squeezy

Gob into a measuring jug until you have about 350ml of your sputum - that's just over half a pint in old money. Add 4.363 lugs of your third best extra virgin and half a pipettefull of Old Curmudgeon's Second Grade Mountain Ash Aged Balsamic, three small toenail clippings and a carefully grated parrot beak. Rub this carefully into your meat and put it in at 230 for 57 minutes to the inch. Bish bash bosh!

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on July 19th 2006 at 16:43:52

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What's a "Spit-Roast"??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:37:57
- something like this (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 19, 17:01:03
- Pff... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 19, 16:51:02
- Easy peasy lemon squeezy (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jul 19, 16:43:52
- You know (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:40:19
- double Penelope Tration (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:39:51
  - HAYULP!!! HAYULP!!! (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 19, 16:46:21
  - Isn't DP one in the pink and one in the brown at the same time? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:43:45
    - oh yeah (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:46:14
      - Yup. Doing her from behind whilst etc. The tableau resembles a pig on a spit (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:49:04
      - Any hole's a goal I thought (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:48:42
- Id prefer to demonstrate than to explain (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 19, 16:39:08
  - dont we need a lady? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:40:59
    - A man i think.... (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:43:01
      - yes and they have the habit of brushing against each other... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:44:10
        
        No. (General Chat) - Small, Jul 19, 16:46:27
        
        You've got that major on your mind again (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 19, 16:49:29
        
        C'mon you know you want to... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 16:48:47
        
        my god, they've got double bellies!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 19, 16:51:04
- baldrick when he spent all his money on a giant turnip (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:39:03
  - spent all black adders money on a giant turnip (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:40:16
    - Wasn't it the Prince Regent's money? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:42:17
      - yes (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:43:06
        
        "And a robber button is?" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:45:26
        
        now i may be packing the kind of tackle (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:47:39
        
        "I could go on all night" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 19, 16:50:55
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:42:32
    - no he didn't (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:41:17
      - so it wasn't Baldricks money then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:41:37
        
        his meant prince george (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 19, 16:42:27
        
        Standard "I was wrong" comeback, very poor (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 16:43:28

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