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I can understand how this would catch you speeding (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 18:27:44
- bet he was right cheesed off (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 18, 19:58:52
  - cost him a wedge (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 20:01:03
    - that hefty fine will grate (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 18, 20:02:38
      - yep - he might pop a blue vein (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 20:05:01
        
        he needs to be more mature (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 20:11:08
        
        Feta Cech (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:11:17
        
        now look what youve done (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 18, 20:13:49
        
        On this site, there's no way to back out and re-tap it (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:14:52
        
        emmentalist! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 20:19:45
        
        You think I'm havarti-ng a laugh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:20:32
        
        I think you need to post more caerphilly (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 20:23:12
        
        Cheeses, this thread is getting out of hand (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:28:57
        
        and there's stiltons of puns we haven't done yet (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 20:33:16
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 18, 20:45:17
- Thank fuck he wasn't in a brie mw (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 18, 19:31:14
  - uh oh (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 20:00:10
    - Benito Marscapone (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:00:36
      - chedder evans (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 20:02:34
        
        Edam Drury (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 20:03:46
        
        Lee Quark (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:05:05
        
        Ian Stinking Bishop (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 20:08:30
        
        Basil Boilie (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 20:09:50
        
        Peter Stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:08:54
        
        Papa Boursain Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 20:08:53
        
        Patrick Limburger (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 18, 20:09:26
        
        Monterray Jack Red Lester (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 20:28:54
can any season ticket holder help me out for Blackburn match?! (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 16, 17:38:41
- where did you get this info from? (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Aug 16, 18:54:28
  - I'm not impressed either but here gooo (NCFC) - wgf500, Aug 16, 19:03:16
  - some shite grammar on that post ( sorry) n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Aug 16, 18:55:35
- stop robbing the club (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 16, 17:48:00
  - 1.01 landed (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 16, 17:51:59
i know, i know..... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 16, 16:32:01
- banana boat ftw (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 16:35:28
  - fancy another pint? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 16, 17:54:14
- Haha. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 16:35:00
- brilliant! (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 16, 16:34:00
Any holibobs advice for Sardinia from the Wrath wise men ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:30:47
- You might bump into Zola (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 15:39:19
  - I might. Or I might not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:44:22
    - But if I do, I might chuck him a football and tell him I'll be Robert Green, and he (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:45:16
      - Ha ha. I actually cheered that goal. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 16, 15:50:45
        
        yella bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 16, 18:05:31
        
        Actually, wonder if Zola ever tried it again for a laugh in West Ham practices ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:57:15
        
        t'was weird, cos worthington (rightly) rested players that night (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 15:56:05
        
        January is a bit fucking early to rest players for the playoffs isn't it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:56:42
        
        team line up on Soccerbase suggests he didn't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 16, 16:08:19
        
        Of course he didn't. That's my point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 16:09:34
        
        So on the night, you didn't feel bothered at all that there was no Nielsen (cup tied) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 16:14:48
        
        Nielsen (cup tied). Roberts (injured). Mulryne (injured). (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 16:20:29
        
        We should've won the first game. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 16, 16:25:18
        
        Yeah was at the game. Rivers was all over them, strangely enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 16:26:00
        
        So yesterday you had a problem with me remembering stuff from years ago (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 16:25:13
        
        You know what he meant, I hope. Not for the playoff games, but for the games we needed to (General Chat) - megson, Aug 16, 16:03:39
        
        Well, I could also have just told him it was a load of bollocks (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 16:09:15
        
        Wow, what is your problem? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 16:13:02
        
        Don't start (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 16:15:03
        
        It's a bit late isn't it (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 16:17:08
        
        I think otto's set up a site for this sort of posting (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 16:02:03
        
        tombs and ralf have soiled it with dodgyness (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 16, 16:27:44
        
        ive removed the vomiting copulating pit bulls and the bouncing norks (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 16, 16:39:49
        
        dodginess? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 16, 16:32:03
        
        Stunning wasn't it ? Nice quote from Ranieri about it: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:53:01
  - Gordon? (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 16, 15:42:58
    - I'll do the funnies if that's alright you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 15:48:11
- I've never been, but I can supply a series of sardine-based puns if that helps? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 16, 15:33:45
  - No thanks. Haddock nuff off those. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:35:14
    - FCH!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 19:39:05
Dead Elvis XI? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 14:14:13
- Plopa Poopa Die-op (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 16, 16:28:21
- In the Etoo (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 16, 16:08:57
- Carl Cort in a Trap (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:50:09
- Wayne Bridge Over Troubled Waters (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:37:57
- Iwan was always on my mind (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:33:11
- Elvis Ham-monged (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 15:31:11
- Patrick Burger with large fries (n/m) (NCFC) - TheDribblingKnight, Aug 16, 15:24:35
- You've lost that hairline Phelan (n/m) (NCFC) - colinsuggettsafro, Aug 16, 15:08:53
  - nice work (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 15:17:41
- From Ross Jack to a King (n/m) (NCFC) - colinsuggettsafro, Aug 16, 15:04:07
- Clambake (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 15:00:04
  - Starting to wonder if someone's edited wiki (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 15:01:20
    - Or maybe not, haha (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 15:03:32
- Flip, Flop And Fanny (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:59:13
- His Hand Oh Mine (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:57:36
- Patrick Burger (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, Aug 16, 14:55:22
  - sorry ^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - TheDribblingKnight, Aug 16, 15:27:05
    - np (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, Aug 16, 15:28:27
- Ndlovu me tender (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, Aug 16, 14:52:36
- Crying in the Phil Chapple. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 16, 14:52:07
- There's A Juan Pablo Honky Tonk Angel (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:50:08
  - Shink, dutty and rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:52:17
- A little Les Ferdinand Conversation (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 14:48:12
- Stuck on Euell (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 14:46:41
- That's All Wright (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 14:44:26
- Wear My Ring Around Your (no)Neck (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:40:36
- Viva Fabregas (n/m) (NCFC) - Drew Peacock, Aug 16, 14:40:03
  - Viva Marc Libbra!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 16, 14:40:57
- It's Gow of Evra! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:36:03
  - *or* (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:36:22
- Down by the Riverside (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 16, 14:34:40
- Let Me Be Your Teddy (Sheringham) Bear. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 16, 14:33:55
- The Wonder of Etu(Who) (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 16, 14:32:58
- Jailhouse Roque Santa Cruz (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 16, 14:29:01
- David Nbog (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Aug 16, 14:28:50
  - Nlol (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 16, 14:29:15
- Grant HeartbreakHOLTel (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 14:26:56
- doin the lambert walk (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 16, 14:25:57
- Return To Senderos (n/m) (NCFC) - Drew Peacock, Aug 16, 14:24:43
- In the Ghetto - Ipshit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 16, 14:15:49
Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Aug 16, 13:30:37
- Flid jokes are brilliant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 16, 14:07:05
- Knock knock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 13:40:56
  - fancy a pint? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 16, 14:15:53
any goal linkage anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 16, 10:05:39
- Here you go, you big beautiful man. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 16, 10:36:31
- here (NCFC) - general idiot, Aug 16, 10:11:01
  - idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 16, 10:17:12
    - pots and kettles n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Aug 16, 10:19:31
pants-you should write a book-HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:17:56
- Bloody brilliant album (NCFC) - romayellow, Aug 14, 20:59:52
- Bully. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 14, 20:37:20
- Books you say? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 14, 20:23:18
- hasn't that already been released? (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:20:33
  - Booksajoke. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 20:22:40
With Malouda and Drogba (c) in my fantasy team (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:07:50
- 19 points absolute shite (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 14, 23:02:04
- snap (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:09:05
  - 4 clean sheets too (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:12:02
    - aye, you should notice me very easily (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:23:52
      - can't seem to get onto our league (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:27:12
        
        I've got 86, with one player left to play (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:31:33
        
        nice, I'm on 81 (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:33:43
        
        Think I'll accept the over night top of the league crest (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:34:33
        
        ha ha (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:38:05
        
        It's just a shame malouda is expensive this year (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:41:01
        
        yeah, I didn't put him in the telegraph team (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:44:54
        
        am hoping Adam will carry on the promise at Blackpool (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:47:31
        
        I always start well (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:29:02
  - sad pair of twats (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:11:05
    - thanks mate (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:12:16
      - no probs lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:12:54
        
        hope you're having a good weekend (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 14, 20:15:50
        
        you know me! i am lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:18:52
        
        3-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 20:13:11
        
        oh well always next time-we play a proper team away next (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:19:44
        
        good point well made. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Aug 14, 20:23:01
have you painted your pussy? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 19:56:06
- your missus looked like she had last night (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 14, 19:57:18
*logs off* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 14, 19:44:09
- bye bye (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 14, 19:46:48
  - So, 2 games in, you predicted a win against Watford, and loss against Scunthorpe. (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 19:59:19
    - lol me n you are the biggest tossers on here-i accept that-why cant you? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:00:41
      - I toss more than both of you put together (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Aug 14, 20:59:52
        
        If you put us together, who'd be at the front, and who at the back? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 21:01:51
        
        Defo Selwyn in the front. Otherwise he might squash you with his piggy bulk. (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC NSFW, Aug 14, 21:12:43
      - There's a reason why every saturday after a game your name is on here, next to the words (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 20:03:51
        
        he`s even getting ignored on the pink un (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 14, 20:07:56
        
        everyone already knows that but thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:08:55
        
        penny isn't dropping is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 20:09:49
        
        who cares? i sure as hell dont lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:12:06
        
        as is yours the other 6 days-ARMCHAIR SUPPORTING TWAT (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:04:59
        
        Didn't make it to Scunthorpe did you, despite saying so for a whole week (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 20:07:07
        
        did u? how many games are you going to this season lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:10:15
calm down people-it was fuckin scunthorpe! certain relegation for them (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 19:42:32
- The same ****ing Scunthorpe (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Aug 14, 19:49:52
  - have you nothing better to do than reply to me! get a fuckin life (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 19:51:35
    - Yeah, you're right (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Aug 14, 20:21:08
    - What do you suggest? Not working, and having about 20 kids? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 14, 20:20:48
      - sounds good to me-fancy a pint? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:23:10
russell an unused sub for preston today (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 19:07:21
- Lambert wanted him to stay remember (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 19:54:39
  - yep that's why he replaced him straight away (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 19:57:35
    - He said some very complimentary things about him, on more than one occasion (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:00:42
      - and then told him to fuck off (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 20:05:31
        
        You'll be bad mouthing Northerners next, even though Huckerby and Holt are from the North (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:08:28
        
        northern cunts (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:13:50
        
        Only about an hour away from Scunny aren't you? (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Aug 14, 20:12:56
        
        Geography was all about colouring in for you wasn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:14:09
        
        Food technology was all about eating for you wasn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Aug 14, 20:17:32
        
        Food technology? (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:18:45
        
        ^ Was clearly home schooled due to the big bad bully's at school (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Aug 14, 20:21:59
        
        Good one (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:26:00
      - your views dont count-youre thick as my pig shit.supporting roeder ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:02:13
        
        It isn't my view you fucking idiot, I'm relaying the facts. If you weren't (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:05:40
        
        Says the guy who clearly has an alcohol problem (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Aug 14, 20:09:16
        
        Good to see you logged on this site to talk about me (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:16:56
        
        put me back on ignore you smegmer breathed knobend (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:07:34
        
        I will, and then I'll watch you obsessively stalk me for the duration (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:10:59
        
        you will come back to me you always do-mwah (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:15:18
        
        Your stupidity will always be a talking point (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:17:49
        
        fancy a pint? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:21:10
    - now bottom of the league and can't get in the team (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 19:59:22
      - Good to see you're rationally blaming Prestons situation on Darel Russell (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:01:37
        
        no i'm laughing at him (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 20:04:47
        
        You mean like how Wes struggled at first here? (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:19:32
        
        cos roeder wouldn't pick him ROLF! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 20:25:33
        
        Probably something to do with his lack of long term fitness (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:27:45
        
        no just roeder being a cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 20:31:01
        
        If you call not relegating us and trying to bring in quality like Gibbs, a cunt (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:33:36
        
        You're the biggest fucking clown on here, everything you say is a wind up (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Aug 14, 20:40:54
        
        Cheers mate (Other Football) - pants, Aug 14, 20:42:13
        
        yes we did awesome after leicester! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 20:37:55
        
        gibbs is /was a fuckin joke (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 20:36:20
  - lol-twat (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 14, 19:56:06
- thought we missed him today in 1st half... but not in 2nd Crofts was brillers (n/m) (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 14, 19:09:57
  - brighton fans tell me he's quality (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 14, 19:10:39
    - I'd agree after today & his finish last Fri.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 14, 19:14:55
we will lose (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 14:47:46
- I enjoyed the way they dealt with you on the Pinkun. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 14, 14:54:18
  - so did i (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 14:55:27
- I thought you were going (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 14, 14:52:52
  - thought about it but decided not to (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 14:54:43
- No, we are gonna win (n/m) (NCFC) - WEWILLWIN, Aug 14, 14:48:44
  - no we will lose (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 14:49:23
    - what's going on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 14, 14:50:38
Change again in the lines-up today? (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 14, 10:28:29
- leave our Surman? get real (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 14, 11:54:32
- Surman's one of our best players (NCFC) - andross, Aug 14, 10:41:23
  - ^^^he's not wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Aug 14, 11:35:30
    - Q: Is Surman a better player, with a better track record at a higher level than Lappin? (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 14, 11:38:02
      - totally agree (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 14, 11:50:50
      - Should of been under Dave the Rave's post not Will's. Who I am in agreement with. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 14, 11:39:25
  - Don't be absurd. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 11:01:29
    - i bit unfair to single David out for slating him this early (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 11:29:06
      - I wasn't. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 14, 11:46:31
      - but he used shit man - one of my favourite WOTBisms - so all ok with me (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 14, 11:30:17
    - Not to mention selwyn has cast his reasoned eyes over Surman, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 14, 11:23:31
      - no im not (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 11:46:39
Come on Stephen Fry's Norwich City! (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 14, 09:08:45
- no chance! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 09:09:36
  - Morning you mardy tart. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 14, 09:21:47
    - 3 nil scunthorpe (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 11:01:39
      - 1-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 14, 11:17:20
    - Selwyn's becoming a parody of himself (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 14, 09:54:15
      - Disagree (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 14, 10:46:24
        
        Human nature to be a twat? Yes, that's true, we all are from time to time... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 14, 11:44:36
        
        It's purely an act. The bloke who plays Ian Beale has done it for 25 years. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 14, 13:53:42
WOTB Predictions League 2010/2011 - 17 places remaining - deadline: midday today... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 14, 00:29:08
- sorry just got back to US (NCFC) - John in Texas, Aug 14, 12:10:48
- Hare goo (NCFC) - Bezley, Aug 14, 10:10:43
- did you get mine? (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 09:09:02
  - Yep, got it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 14, 11:27:51
Stephen Fry even bigs up Duke of York's Twibbon (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 00:09:50
- Stephen Frys a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 08:55:26
  - You mean Stephen Fry makes jokes (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 14, 10:32:02
- Yeah, the Radio Norfolk did earlier too (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 14, 00:13:35
Cumon City! (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 14, 00:03:15
- 3 nil scunny-you heard it here 1st (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 14, 08:54:37
Preview of tomorrows game (NCFC) - thirdlion, Aug 13, 13:58:40
- Surman (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 14:17:07
  - Darel Russell seems to think it was 1m+ in his EEN interview (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 14:22:42
    - i know, i've read that, all that prooves is Darel Russell can read newspapers/websites too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 14:32:40
    - How the f*** would he know? He just read that on the Oink un. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Aug 13, 14:29:47
      - I was only saying, like. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 15:12:23
- why waste a million on surman if he isnt good enough (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 14:13:32
  - Do you think... (NCFC) - thirdlion, Aug 13, 14:20:57
    - you obv doubt hes good enough by suggesting lappin plays instead (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 14:34:05
    - No. Selwyn doesn't do 'thinking'. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Aug 13, 14:27:15
    - of course he does he's selwyn and a closet scummer (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 13, 14:21:35
      - do what you do best-shoot burgaaaaalars (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 14:32:25
      - You reckon? (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 13, 14:32:01
      - Oh yes (NCFC) - thirdlion, Aug 13, 14:22:34
- KoS (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 14:11:43
I've just been listening to Interpol (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 13, 12:23:56
- Interpol are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 13:10:03
  - so are everton (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 13, 14:38:25
- I'm listening to this, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 12:28:19
  - Interpol has finished - British Sea Power now. I can't bring (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 13, 12:59:40
    - Not at all! (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 13:02:12
      - I loath hip-hop. Soul and reggie are ok (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 13, 13:12:06
        
        Even Public Enemy? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 13, 13:39:45
        
        I find I really have to pick and choose my hip-hop, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 13:14:30
        
        Yeah, older stuff was ok although I didn't know it as hip-hop then (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 13, 13:46:32
  - I'm liking that as well. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 13, 12:36:13
    - Get on it then dude, it's free to download. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 12:44:23
      - Done already. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 13, 12:47:04
      - gin & juice remix - chooon! (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 13, 12:44:59
        
        Just on that track now, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 13:11:40
- have they caught Chris Deininger yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 13, 12:26:23
  - Yes (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 13, 12:32:45
If we all ignore it, will it stop? (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 09:59:48
- yes (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 13, 10:42:36
  - Statellites. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 10:53:56
- dont think so (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 10:15:15
- It seems particularly desperate today (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 10:15:10
ATTN-yellalee. (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 09:51:58
Darel Russell in I'm not a wanker shocker (sorry to disappoint some of you).. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:36:56
- Good old Darel. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:11:28
- he does seem alright doesn't he? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 09:59:39
- Most definitely. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 13, 09:50:25
  - Cunt or twat? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 09:57:05
    - Top bloke Rusty. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 13, 10:05:09
      - You never know what you've got till it's gorn. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 10:06:20
        
        think our team would have beaten watford comfortably with rusty and doc in it (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 13, 10:10:20
        
        LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 10:14:08
        
        You don't miss your water till your well runs dry. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 13, 10:07:07
        
        I feel a song coming on. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 10:13:10
        
        Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 13, 10:21:42
        
        So What by the Anti Nowhere League? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 13, 10:14:51
        
        God, I haven't heard that for a while. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 10:19:17
        
        I know. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 13, 10:21:03
        
        Kids today don't know they're born. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 10:26:03
- I've got no axe to grind with Rusty. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 09:42:59
  - Does make you wonder why we didn't get more out of the strikers we had at the time. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 09:50:00
    - Yup. They all played in The Prem.` (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 09:51:56
  - Ditto after the Millwall game... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:45:35
    - President Rusty Sheriff's Badge. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 09:46:35
      - President Rusty has a certain wild west ring to it... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:49:01
        
        I'd get shot. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 09:50:28
        
        We's all get syphilis, that was a given then... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:52:05
        
        Brothels everywhere. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 09:56:25
        
        Varmint. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 13, 09:52:01
        
        You'd make a great Yosemite Sam. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 09:53:00
        
        Dagnabbit (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:54:56
  - hes a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 09:43:43
just realized my next game is the 11th of september (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 13, 09:26:55
- did you plan it? (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 10:03:56
- Match report.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 13, 09:51:11
- What a plane crash of a situation (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:46:30
  - I win with the first 9/11 reference (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:52:58
- part timer (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 13, 09:43:21
Heart attack on a plate, anyone? (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 13, 09:19:23
- i quite like the look of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 09:52:33
- pass it on to delia (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 13, 09:45:09
- Watched that with no sound. Was that cocaine she rolled it in? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 09:31:26
  - Unfortunately no, just icing sugar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 13, 09:43:47
- lol, That looks horrific (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Aug 13, 09:30:43
- Beyond disgusting (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 09:24:52
  - Lasagne Sandwich (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 13, 09:28:37
    - Holy fuck. I'm going to show that to my Italian colleague to see if she explodes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 09:33:44
      - Lasagna Sandwich? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 09:55:06
cup draws a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 12, 11:29:38
- It's a brilliant draw (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 12, 11:50:16
England Goalkeepers (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 14:53:59
- oh ffs he dont play for us no more (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 11, 14:56:24
  - Selwyn, I do appreciate the struggle you have with your cerebral deficiencies, but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:00:30
    - Loach played against us on Friday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 15:05:20
      - Apologies on that one (Soccerbase to blame) but Loach of course I know, but the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:10:13
When I go to Boston United to see Daryl Sutch, I see Adebayo Akinfenwa play for them (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 11, 14:51:06
- his back? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 14:54:58
  - I don't know how to describe...near his arse? (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 11, 14:56:40
    - roffle-top (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 15:06:04
      - roffle-bottom (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:11:00
    - His love handles. Too much time at the buffet. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 11, 15:03:18
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:00:57
    - I think that's near enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 11, 14:59:25
    - His botty? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 11, 14:58:27
      - I think it was...:) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 11, 15:28:12
    - oh i think you mean his gooch (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 14:58:05
      - graham? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 11, 14:59:58
Anyone else notice Andrew Surman's (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 14:48:44
- Yes. Been discussed before. COnsensus was that it must be with clauses for promotion etc. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 11, 14:51:09
  - swot i thought, what with jackson as well that would be a lot of cash outlayed (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 14:53:32
    - A tena for jackson would be alot (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 11, 14:55:34
      - nah he'll be good, just needs time to settle (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 14:57:32
        
        u mean-like a wobbly jelly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 11, 14:58:51
- omg lambert out (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 11, 14:51:07
  - Ban this sick filth^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 14:54:25
Carling Cup (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 11, 14:38:45
- Did Premier League team in 2nd round? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 11, 14:53:10
  - most of them do (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 15:01:27
  - errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-NO (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 11, 14:53:46
- here. Possibility of east anglian draw still on (NCFC) - roland rat, Aug 11, 14:45:10
  - so we are unseeded (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 11, 14:50:38
  - OK, so no areas then? (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 11, 14:47:51
- Yes. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 11, 14:40:08
  - CB41'll probably know though (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 11, 14:41:48
    - I take a bet on the latter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 11, 14:42:56
Nottingham Forest tickets on sale from Midday today... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 11, 11:06:58
- whoopy im soooo excited now (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 11, 11:08:37
FAO Ms. Foxtrot (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 10:40:01
- Do you have a son Otto? Or am I thinking of wrong person. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Aug 11, 11:17:34
  - No, I don't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 11, 11:18:01
    - Didn’t you do reports of Crystal Palace...I’m sure I saw mention of a son. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Aug 11, 11:48:27
      - I mentioned my dad a fair bit ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 11, 12:13:04
- good lord! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 11, 11:01:05
- Agreed! Good one. I may be sending a 'tip of the day' round here following the comment (General Chat) - megson, Aug 11, 10:55:09
  - I'd imagine pensions and tax would be a pain in the arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 10:56:07
    - Not really. You have to provide a copy of your birth certificate to draw your pension. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 11, 13:06:37
      - So Otto can still only retire at the male retirement age ? That's a bit shit. I (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 13:32:13
        
        It will be equalized by then though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 11, 13:43:11
    - Luckily they are fuck all to do with me though. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 11, 11:01:20
- She's a talented artist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 11, 10:54:31
  - Serious question on the subject... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 11:01:44
    - Well ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 11, 11:10:31
      - Yeah, just wondered given your profession which relies on (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 11:24:24
- Que? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:42:02
  - don't read it, you wouldn't like it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 10:45:55
    - Ah, seen it now. What makes you think that? ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:49:41
      - ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 10:58:14
        
        What on earth has that to do with a suggested intolerance to Otto's situation? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 11:03:36
        
        it's the NHS funding of it... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 11:23:48
        
        Ah. I don't think I could justify it. It appears that justification of anything (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 11:25:57
    - Read what? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:48:43
  - Latest episode up: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 10:42:40
- That made oi laugh. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Aug 11, 10:40:53
  - That made me feel old. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 10:43:28
    - Jealousy. Cold, hard jealousy. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 11, 10:54:18
      - Here's a quick Q for you (good article BTW) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 11, 11:00:45
        
        Almost slightly related to my question above oo ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 11:02:56
        
        Yeah, 'Otto' is fine. I quite like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 11, 11:02:45
        
        Brillers. You have made me think with this. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 11, 11:25:27
        
        Ottosdóttir? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 11, 11:11:20
      - Haha. Nice one. Great read again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 10:59:44
    - you look old (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 11, 10:50:59
      - Hello mate. Pleasure to sit behind you and your delightful daughter last night. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 10:59:18
        
        had i been in my usual seat you would have had the pleasure of sitting next to me! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 11, 11:07:22
        
        That would of been even better! (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 11:11:53
        
        Did you ping his ears ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 11:03:12
        
        No, but I cupped his moobs. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 11:12:10
That c**t Gove really is turning ou to be the c**t of all c**ts (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:19:48
- you prob voted for the cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 11, 10:52:33
  - Really? If you think that, you really are as thick as folk say, aren't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 11:02:33
    - nerve well and truly touched (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 11, 11:09:47
- The Conservatives £3.4bn lost in one afternoon (1992) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 11, 10:49:51
  - I thought it was £8bn. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:53:21
    - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 11, 10:54:25
- All tis vvvv apart, he is a prize c**t isn't he. I mean, just look and listen to him! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:38:00
  - agreed he is a bit int'ee (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:41:00
    - He has an ubber punchable face. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:42:31
      - He's known to Cameron & Osbourne as 'Oiky' Gove because he didn't go to Eton or Harrow. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 10:45:07
- Go on Govey, you know you want to Govey (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 10:35:45
- Also to be fair. alot of these parks have sprung up and they get swamped by 13-17 yoots. (General Chat) - songwriter, Aug 11, 10:29:58
- lol tbf there is more important things to spend money on than some monkey bars (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:25:44
  - What, you mean like building new scho.... (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:30:05
    - AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH! BANG! BANG! FUCKTWAT! MASSIVE ALARM AUDIO NOISE! BANG! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Aug 11, 11:08:06
    - FAO: Tehwatch ^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Aug 11, 10:42:14
    - "The government claims the cuts are unavoidable because the welfare state has been too (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:39:10
      - Right then.... (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:43:56
        
        Thatcher did the same - (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:48:19
        
        after the war, GB lulled whilst Germany and Japan who were both bombed to dust (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 11:01:04
        
        How have we recovered? Germany, France and Italy still had large, exporting manufacturing (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 11:07:14
        
        thats part of the discussion (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 11:12:49
        
        Lull (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 11:17:14
        
        And the sane (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:51:33
        
        Indeed - you going to Trafalgar Square? Think there will be one nearer me in (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:54:13
        
        You'll like this then (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:56:35
        
        Agreed with Trident. Who, exactly are we deterring with it? (General Chat) - megson, Aug 11, 10:46:23
        
        agree in part, but at the same time it was nooks that prevented the cold war (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:50:15
        
        Partly agree, but that's done, gone, and won't be back. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 11, 11:02:21
        
        It was the Nukes that started the whole thing! (n/m) (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:52:55
        
        Yes, this ^^^ and who had the first one and started it all? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:55:22
        
        Sweden? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 11:02:08
        
        Those bloody belgians..... (n/m) (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:56:56
      - and? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:40:52
        
        and therefore TB is a fool if he believes that statement (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:42:32
    - Blimey Roma, you've done it now:-( I like Ben but he is definitely t a (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:34:24
      - STANNND UPPPPP ALL VICTIMS OF OPPRESSION.... (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:38:21
  - Yes but every one has their own definition of importance. The point is, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:30:00
    - £235m is not trivial when you think of all the job losses in the gov sector (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:35:49
    - I refuse to accept £235m is a 'trivially small amount of money' (General Chat) - King, Aug 11, 10:33:06
      - I don't (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:35:33
      - how big is the economy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 11, 10:34:55
        
        About (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 11, 10:44:32
        
        just a little bit smaller than Akinfenwa (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 10:38:22
        
        fair old size then (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 11, 10:41:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:40:16
        
        Much, much smaller than it was or will ever be again. The welfare budget, well (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:36:35
  - exactly... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 11, 10:29:55
  - It's spending money on madcap social schemes like playgrounds (General Chat) - APB, Aug 11, 10:28:49
    - (irony) (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 11, 10:33:55
      - I know ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:37:07
    - Madcap schmes like helping people become pregnant funded by the NHS (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:32:08
      - and what's wrong with funding IVF on the NHS? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 10:37:11
        
        Why though. If you can't get pregnant, you can't get pregnant. It's not a human right. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:39:12
        
        oh we could get pregnant alright (and fortunately Mrs Scrampton was pregnant when we went (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 10:44:00
        
        Not being able to walk has a seriously detrimental effact on your (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:57:20
        
        ideot (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 11:00:20
        
        How so? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 11:14:05
      - How is fertility treatment madcap? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 11, 10:36:10
        
        Because ther are a vast number of spare, unwanted children and babies. Supply (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 10:39:56
        
        stop trolling. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 10:44:41
      - i'd like to apply for both those jobs please (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 11, 10:33:44
    - nah lets just set up some sweatshops (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 10:30:46
Oh no. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 10, 11:05:46
- Yep. If anyone's still reading, let's enjoy the game tonight. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 10, 11:13:58
- what? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 10, 11:06:12
on the subject of roeder (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 10:58:29
- On the subject of roeder (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Aug 10, 11:24:41
  - gunny wasn't evil tho (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 11:53:35
  - Apparently if you have a trial here, and you get relegated (Other Football) - pants, Aug 10, 11:30:20
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:59:25
  - i can laugh now he's gone (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 11:01:37
    - ******** Gay Off Alert Level Raised To Amber ******* (Other Football) - megson, Aug 10, 11:05:42
      - Will it EVER end? Think I might go back to being a full-time lurker! (n/m) (Other Football) - NiftyFiftyCity, Aug 10, 11:32:56
      - i saw roeder mentioned down the board (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 11:06:55
        
        everyone except pants-but then you did say fan (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 10, 11:08:22
        
        Time to take Al's advice. Work to be done. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 10, 11:07:40
    - Not being in the bottom 3? (Other Football) - pants, Aug 10, 11:03:15
      - but only because Doncaster hadn't played their game in hand (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:55:31
      - yep it's good the club seems to be sorted now (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 11:05:21
      - True. Not being in the bottom 3 is the kind of goal every team needs (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:05:00
        
        bottom 4 for those in League One (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:12:52
      - talking of cunts ): (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 10, 11:04:17
    - a bit like this board recently (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 10, 11:02:58
      - i wasn't too fussed at the slow running tbh (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 10, 11:04:30
fao arizona-got a ticket for tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:52:20
- Yep. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:57:05
  - She'll be in the Barclay, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 10, 10:58:40
    - "I'm sorry luv, its just too smelly for me down there, I'm Out" (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 11:11:20
  - lol my misses isnt coming-my 10 year old daughter is will she do 4 u? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:58:13
    - Oh (NCFC) - NiftyFiftyCity, Aug 10, 11:33:28
    - I think his point is that your missus isn't going (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:59:49
    - * thread ends * (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:58:39
Defeat at Scunthorpe (which is looking likely, because I know everything) (NCFC) - general idiot, Aug 10, 10:44:30
- That would do it. Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 11:05:34
- are you generally an idiot? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:45:11
FFS (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 10:40:03
- be cheaper to drink petrol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:41:30
  - Don't let us stop you.. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 10, 10:43:24
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:44:33
lose at scunthorpe(almost a certainty)next home game v swansea no points on the board (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:33:55
- ... (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 10:47:34
  - are you from yarmouth? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:53:46
    - It's funny you should say that (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 10:55:41
      - shame-we could have been neighbours soon (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:56:56
- Talking of the normals................... (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 10, 10:36:04
  - so you dont think pressure will build if we dont pick up points soon? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:37:23
    - Of course it will. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 10, 10:41:44
      - yeah but there are some real thickos on here (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:43:02
        
        ROLF (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 10, 10:44:25
Right, real football is on tonight. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 10:08:20
- try and keep up=jackson cant play (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:30:48
  - Yes, I know. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 11:00:50
  - Got a lift to Scunty yet you part-time bastard? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:34:30
    - no-il fuckin drive myself.anyone want a lift? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:35:32
- 4-2-3-1. Isn't that the future, according to the WC? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:22:41
  - actually I meant 4-2-1-3 (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:37:22
    - Nah, 4-2-3-1 according to the WC. Hare gew (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:25:31
      - Why not Martin on the right? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 11:37:51
    - nah, we'd get annihilated in the middle of the park (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:42:59
      - Less so than with the diamond (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:44:37
        
        almost all the successful teams in the WC have world class players (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:52:09
        
        as do the teams they're playing against, unlike our opponents (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:55:36
        
        4-5-1 it is then... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 11:00:23
      - just like friday night (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:43:58
    - Needs some JBA action in there. Drop Lord Admiral Pump for JBA. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:38:56
  - Any defence with Martin, Nelson and Ward all playing (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 10, 10:28:04
  - ^^^^ this post genuinely is the future, by the way ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:23:33
  - Crofts is off with the Welshies (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:23:27
    - no wonder wales are shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:40:17
    - no wonder wales are shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 10, 10:40:03
    - OK. But I was talking about for the season, really. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:24:51
      - Apart from the '4' - Admiral and Hospital are NOT the way forward at the back (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 10, 10:29:16
        
        and the 2 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 10, 10:35:01
        
        Could be Crofts or Fox (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 10, 10:39:08
- Jackson will do well to score when he's sitting in the city stand (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 10, 10:10:02
  - Good point. And I mentioned that very thing yesterday as well. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 10, 10:11:56
Lambert 20/1 for Villa job. (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, Aug 9, 16:47:57
- count Martin Jol out for that job. (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 9, 18:26:35
- For those people who believe Nelson,Russell Martin,Ruddy, Fox are capable at Championship (NCFC) - general idiot, Aug 9, 17:05:00
  - rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 9, 18:23:28
- They need a George Graham to steady the ship (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 9, 16:59:20
  - They should get Christian gross in. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 9, 17:22:43
  - it's where he started his career... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 9, 17:03:39
  - Pump. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 9, 17:00:40
- anyone who thinks nelson,russell martin,ruddy,fox can cut it in this div,and (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 16:55:17
  - LOL! (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 9, 17:05:38
  - Got a lift to Scunthorpe yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 9, 17:04:48
    - Did you get that grand for the gob-job? Surely you could afford a taxi to cunthorpe!?! (n/m) (NCFC) - iappear2b, Aug 9, 17:52:42
    - nah-nobody likes me (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 17:08:29
      - There's space in my car. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 9, 17:15:31
      - you asked on the Oink 'Un? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 9, 17:11:37
  - Blimey, that's OTT even for you. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 9, 16:56:36
    - He's got bored with no-one taking his trolls seriously, so is racheting it up a bit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 9, 16:57:49
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 16:58:28
    - he's trying to raise his game (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 9, 16:57:38
      - Good, its about time. I BOOED his last troll effort it was so poor. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 9, 16:59:26
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 16:58:49
      - he shouldn't really be spaffing it all in one shot though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 9, 16:58:47
    - dont you agree with some of my points though? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 16:57:31
      - LAMBERT OUT (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 9, 17:10:49
      - I do, I agree 100% (n/m) (NCFC) - general idiot, Aug 9, 17:08:01
      - No. I will never ever agree with you for fear it will result in my being struck down. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 9, 17:01:11
- Some actual odds (blimey that were quick) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 9, 16:50:18
  - or better (NCFC) - Firstnews, Aug 9, 17:02:29
    - can't look at those at work. Who's favourite? And where, if anywhere, is Lambo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 9, 17:03:12
      - Bilic now 2nd fav (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 9, 17:21:40
      - Martin Jol and Alan Curbishly are favourites (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 9, 17:12:44
        
        Keane at 25, Smeggy at 18 and Big Racist Ron at 66 (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 9, 17:15:53
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 9, 16:48:59
Jackson and McDonald won't play tomorrow, plus Crofts away from international duty (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 9, 16:13:18
- Why will Jackson not play? (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 9, 19:35:41
  - According to Gillingham website (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 9, 19:38:25
- Why not! we own jackson-can play him when we want (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 16:56:46
Shock about tomorrow's referee if it was correct (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 9, 15:57:47
- do we know why D'Urso dunt like us? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 9, 15:59:36
  - cos hes a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 17:04:47
  - Glenn Roeder called him every name under the sun. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 9, 16:04:28
    - He reffed a game against Oxford when Eadie got sent off (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 9, 16:08:31
Thought it'd be busier on here this morning now the football is back! (General Chat) - megson, Aug 9, 09:01:15
- call that football!we are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 9, 09:32:15
  - You looked well Selwyn. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 9, 09:34:06
    - sticks and stones! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 9, 09:35:11
      - (: (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 9, 09:36:27
  - Yay, there we go. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 9, 09:32:34
- pants has driven everyone away (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 9, 09:27:24
  - There's some truth in this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Aug 9, 11:38:40
  - ^I hope they find a cure for this^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 9, 10:26:00
  - So... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 9, 09:51:40
    - Well... (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 9, 20:48:40
- i'm here and lurking...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 9, 09:21:32
- He was also too good for League 1. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 9, 09:18:18
  - Oh and I'm ignoring the pedantry opening, you know full well what i meant! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 9, 09:37:56
    - Pedants r us. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 9, 09:40:06
  - Aye I think that's about right. Deflections were telling as well. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 9, 09:35:11
  - The buildup on the third was terrible from us bit it DID take a massive deflection. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 9, 09:33:42
    - The defence. Martin and Nelson going for the same ball. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 9, 09:45:44
      - I thought the deflection came off Martin's arse? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 9, 09:56:01
        
        Definitely Ward. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 9, 10:09:24
      - Agreed, CB is my biggest concern at the minute. Taylor was a huge difference between the (General Chat) - megson, Aug 9, 09:48:35
        
        i never realised just how much Tiny lopes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 9, 10:01:34
        
        Gets him across the savannah. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 9, 10:05:53
Apparently D'Urso is back tomorrow night (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 9, 08:21:45
- ready made excuse for when we lose (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 9, 09:24:40
  - it's only the Carling Cup (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 9, 09:47:39
- Beatles top hit parade (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 9, 08:35:16
is scunthorpe station far from the ground?cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 8, 10:44:20
- Have a look here Selwyn, load of away fan info (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 8, 11:15:13
we're doomed... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 8, 00:03:26
- cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 8, 00:04:51
  - dullard (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 8, 00:10:51
im really going now (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 7, 00:43:44
- Wow. What an embarrassment you were on here last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Aug 7, 07:37:17
by the way-can anyone give me a lift to scunthorpe? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 7, 00:36:18
- no, I don't go to real games. (n/m) (NCFC) - Malkybarneedledick, Aug 7, 00:40:17
  - cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 7, 00:41:15
- It'd be a pleasure (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 7, 00:38:16
  - cheers cunt what time you picking me up? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 7, 00:39:28
    - il bring the pickled eggs and crisps (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 7, 00:40:04
      - Deal's off then ! (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 7, 00:43:16
        
        CUNT (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 7, 00:44:18