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Anyone know, aside from the obvious dull 9 thang... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 18, 14:10:43
- If not on the door itself, try the door sill. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 14:30:38
- ... (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 18, 14:20:33
- Usually tells you inside the petrol flap thing. Also sometimes they are on the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 14:19:09
- Speed up if you're passing Heathrow (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jan 18, 14:16:20
- what's your registration? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 14:14:18
  - WWII (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 14:16:28
    - Is that a personalised plate? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 14:17:48
      - Funny though. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 14:48:59
- 32psi front 34psi rear (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 18, 14:13:36
- Here... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 14:13:08
  - Dunt work for my car. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 14:32:20
- Just pump it up 'till it goes hard (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 14:12:27
  - Come on and wiggle it, just a little bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 14:18:46
    - ^^^ getting down with the kids... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 14:22:46
      - They used to play that in Cannons Gym in Covent Garden for circuit training classes in the (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 14:26:12
  - Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 18, 14:13:17
- 26 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 14:12:21
Teddy Sheringham (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 14:01:58
- Gary Holt (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 18, 14:05:53
  - Graham Gunton (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 18, 14:11:37
    - David Beckham (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 18, 14:12:49
      - Simon Trunch (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 18, 14:15:13
- all dead, but still alive (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 14:03:32
Matt Derbyshire (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 18, 13:59:27
- Matt Damons (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 14:14:56
  - VVV Wrong place. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 14:17:54
- Graham Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 14:02:13
- Norman Wisdom (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jan 18, 14:00:31
  - Matt Damon (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 18, 14:01:25
    - ^^^ Here (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 14:18:05
What do elephants use as tampons? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 18, 13:54:26
- Them Pugil sticks they had on gladiators (General Chat) - Metabolic, Jan 18, 13:58:37
- I think Guy Hands would make a great elephant tampon, he has very big hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:57:15
- mice (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 13:56:14
- sheep (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 18, 13:55:46
- sheep (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 13:55:41
  - dang (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jan 18, 13:56:22
- they don't use tampons (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 18, 13:55:24
  - by reading the instructions (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:56:36
  - Great punchline. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jan 18, 13:55:51
    - Another Pathetic Boast (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 13:58:24
      - Brom - you doing Leicester ? I am expecting a big upturn in perf after Bury. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 18, 14:00:18
        
        I will be there Saturday... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 14:01:03
        
        I will be in Yellows from 2pm if you fancy a beer , gratis like. I owe you one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 18, 14:06:37
        
        I'll probably be in Squares then... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 14:10:46
        
        ok mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 18, 14:15:37
Guess what I had for lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:37:22
- OK, here's a clue (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 14:12:22
  - Squirrel (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 14:16:34
    - Not seen by ME for many months then (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 14:17:17
      - She finally found a man then (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 14:18:45
  - Mushy peas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 14:14:49
    - Nope, meat is involved (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 14:16:37
- cock (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 14:05:49
- My sister (General Chat) - Metabolic, Jan 18, 13:56:33
  - What's her phone number? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:58:22
    - seriously not a clue (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Jan 18, 14:07:14
    - Try 0785 320 1785 (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 14:00:47
- an Eton mess (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:55:46
  - Pudding was brioche pudding, but I am talking main course (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:58:06
- some intensively farmed chicken (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 18, 13:52:59
  - Evil fascist! No no and thrice no!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:54:33
- a curly-wurly (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:52:34
  - That would be good, but no (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:54:09
- A good old fashioned rimming (dry)? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 13:51:35
  - Saving it up for supper (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:53:26
  - A good old fashioned rimming (with barbeque sauce)? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 13:52:13
    - Don't like the BBQ sauce (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:54:50
- Oxtail Soup (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 18, 13:51:32
  - That makes me vomit (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:53:53
- venison (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 13:51:06
  - Lovely meat but no (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:55:01
- Monkfish. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 13:48:12
  - An old-school detective who gets the job done. Now put your knickers on and make (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 18, 13:49:44
  - Nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:49:35
- A Monkburger. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 13:38:40
  - WW2 and no (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:39:51
- Itchy knackers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Jan 18, 13:38:23
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:39:44
- a monkburger (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:37:54
  - no (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:39:37
    - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 13:41:55
    - a burger that someone's monked on (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:41:09
      - ... as in "I'd love to monk over the back of her head". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 13:47:30
        
        Monk all over her boat. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 14:00:16
        
        Not an expression I have ever heard before, I must admit (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 18, 13:55:43
        
        Oh, it was on here a couple of years ago. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 13:58:50
        
        " I accidently monked on her new blouse and she got a right monk on" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 13:58:36
Consistently confused and bewildered by Buckscanary posts (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 13:15:55
- Trying to work out what a 'Monkburger' is (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 13:18:15
  - It's a burger that someone's monked on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 13:36:26
  - is it like a fur burger for church going people (n/m) (General Chat) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 18, 13:27:29
  - It's like a cheeseburger, but instead of cheese... (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 13:23:24
    - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 13:40:59
    - Are they part of the Rustlers range? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 13:31:45
      - "part of" ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 13:36:50
      - Nought to Monking in 70 seconds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 13:36:30
- three blind mice (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Jan 18, 13:17:20
  - are you a mental? (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Jan 18, 13:21:13
    - in what sense (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Jan 18, 13:22:45
      - in every sense. well random postages (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 18, 13:24:20
        
        1st or 2nd class? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Jan 18, 13:26:13
        
        1st but with a mail sort please (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 18, 13:27:36
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Jan 18, 13:27:33
GR was just on BBC news (NCFC) - sandhurst canary, Jan 18, 13:04:58
- Something about "The Bury 11" (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 18, 13:22:41
- They were trying to find out what Kevin Keegan Kevin Keegans is having for lunch (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 18, 13:08:16
  - A Monkburger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 18, 13:11:05
  - Broon Ale. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 13:10:27
    - and a curly-wurly (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:11:21
- he's an expert on aviation safety (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:07:31
  - says it was like Dion Dublin (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 18, 13:09:12
    - he's got us flying with only one wing (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 18, 13:10:58
- ruling himself out for the England job after Capello stepped down (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 18, 13:06:45
help needed (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:37:33
- Thanks, but she came home and said " I never expected you to do it anyway" (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 18:21:12
  - Good husbanding (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 17, 18:25:41
    - But that's enough about your sex life (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 18:29:00
  - So we wasted ALL THAT EFFORT????!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 18:22:25
    - or everyone put colin on ignore for a week (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 18:36:45
    - Am storing them up though ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 18:24:33
- Why did the feminist cross the road? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 18:19:44
- "When's the last time you fixed the car love?, Exactly, now suck it or I leave" (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 18:07:20
- Tell her it's an MFI kitchen, therefore it still wont work even if you fix it (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 17, 18:00:38
- just tell her you weren't really wanting sex tonight anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 17:55:22
- Natalie Imbruglia (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 17:53:30
- tell her you have been considering a free transfer to bradford (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:52:48
- The dog ate your screwdriver (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:50:23
- tell her the truth, its the best way (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:50:07
  - if try to hit you duck (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:51:22
    - *she tries* (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:53:19
      - I didn't, actually (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:54:41
- tell her you've met someone else (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:49:46
  - Or tell her to sit down on the sofa because there's something serious you need to say (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:52:10
    - That's very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 17, 18:00:29
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:56:56
- Tell her you have decided that you are gay. (n/m) (General Chat) - big dick sanchez, Jan 17, 17:48:30
  - A gay guy would have mended the door, made some new curtains and had a quiche in the oven (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:49:30
    - OG'S GAY!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:50:42
      - .......... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:54:15
- You're on blob (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:46:20
- You've missed her so much and were looking forward to seeing her, you forgot to fix it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 17, 17:46:01
- You were too upset after she didn't say goodbye to you properly this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:45:41
- You had to spend a long time on the phone comforting your ex-girlfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:50
- B&Q were out of some essential widget necessary for the task (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:12
- You'd have done it if she was a better shag/lost weight/learned to deep throat (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:43:03
  - And you think I would live after that ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:45:48
- you thought it would be patronising to women if you did it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 17, 17:41:08
  - That is fucking brilliant.. will try it ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:42:46
- You were doing your tax return (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 17:40:14
  - not a contractor anymore so she knows I don't have tax returns anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:41:58
- erectile dynsfunction (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:39:09
- you sprained your wrist (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 17, 17:39:02
  - That's not an excuse..it would be the truth ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:39:53
this board is really weird at the moment (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 17, 16:43:15
- It's been like that all week. It's the "page cache". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 16:52:28
- it's ok now (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 17, 16:51:56
  - 0.5/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 17, 16:55:59
    - even the numbers come out wrong (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 17, 16:57:02
      - Ought point five in Norfolk. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 16:59:48
- makes me feel a bit queasy (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 16:49:15
- I'm having problems too (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 16:46:59
- I blame Ben (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 17, 16:45:37
  - When everything is Grant's fault? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 16:56:03
    - Everything isn't Grant's fault... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 17, 16:56:48
- Yeah - not a single mention of Newcastle paying half today. Most odd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 16:44:41
According to the 'Paper Talk' section of Sky Online.... (NCFC) - Highlander, Jan 17, 16:37:13
- Mikael Forssell? WTF?! (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 17, 17:01:11
  - if brum are involved then yeah, Izzet 40+k a week etc (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 17, 17:10:38
  - Must be painful. Hope it's not too sharp. (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 17:09:50
- we will sign fuck all (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 17, 16:45:37
  - Sarkozy's new wife? Why would we sign her? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 17:10:10
  - I like hot players because they are hot, write yay below if you love selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 17, 16:49:03
    - yay! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 17, 17:28:01
    - lolm8 ur tryna hang wivda yoof? just holler at me... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 17:10:41
  - Yay! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 17, 16:48:16
  - Selwyn O'Clock! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 16:47:30
    - ding ding (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 17, 16:54:00
  - afternoon Selwyn! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 17, 16:46:16
    - hello (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 17, 16:48:20
- would be well happy with forssell (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jan 17, 16:41:11
  - Not a snowball's, is there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 17, 16:49:35
  - Wiki says we are signing him..........because I just edited it wishful thinking (n/m) (NCFC) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 17, 16:49:08
  - Tentesque. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 16:44:05
    - Indeed. a really big one (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 17, 16:48:17
      - Twelve-berther. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 16:50:24
I've (genuinely) got a cyber stalker (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 16:24:00
- it's not me again, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 17, 16:45:26
- ...the body of that post was going to read... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 16:26:57
  - thats all the things my girlfriend's mum sends me. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 17, 16:46:43
  - I dont install any apps on facebook. load of old pony (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 17, 16:46:12
  - These kind of things are usually sent to everyone in your friend's list (General Chat) - Steve, Jan 17, 16:42:46
  - Forward them to the Suffolkator (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 16:38:55
  - Leave facebook (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 16:38:07
    - Certainly don't want to give her one (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 16:40:06
  - yeah, that kind of happens i guess. (General Chat) - shoddy, Jan 17, 16:34:17
    - My surname is very unusual (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 16:38:40
      - Can't be that many people with the Christian name "Partial" either (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 16:40:58
- I know what colour underwear you have on (n/m) (General Chat) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 17, 16:25:22
- what's his name? (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 17, 16:24:44
What's this 9 joke on the wrath? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:14:46
- it's code for you to fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 17:21:17
  - Thanks that's really polite of you.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:29:11
    - You mean like you do with IED ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 16, 17:36:37
      - I was speaking to IED on msn today and apologised for my recent behaviour towards him. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:37:51
        
        Plotting their next "row" for the entertainment of the gullible masses (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 16, 17:50:32
        
        Proof will be in the pudding on here. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 16, 17:38:27
        
        I actually felt really bad about it.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:40:28
    - it's not bullying - you're hardly a shrinking violet my dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 17:34:51
      - True,but it still hurts my feelings. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:38:59
    - Actually, speaking as someone who knows Brandy... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 16, 17:34:30
- What "9 joke" on the Wrath? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 17:18:24
- Fuck knows (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 17:15:59
What league position will Newcastle finish is? (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:02:58
- 9 + 9 hopefully (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 16, 17:11:53
- 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 17:10:25
- Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 16, 17:03:52
- 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 16, 17:03:33
Keegan quote bingo sweepstake (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 16, 16:57:17
- "I am the reason the fans will get this team relegated" (n/m) (Other Football) - big dick sanchez, Jan 16, 17:54:19
- "Where am I? What? Huh? Sorry?" (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jan 16, 17:53:59
- after a while running a soccer circus and playing with children i thought my credibility.. (Other Football) - samcd84, Jan 16, 17:22:25
- "Some people think I'm mad" (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 17:20:55
- "I reckon Pavel Srnicek has got another innings in him." (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 16, 17:19:29
- "The substitute is about to come on... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 16, 17:19:28
- "Well I will do a better job than that arrogant cunt Souness anyway" (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 16, 17:17:41
- "When I heard the owner had millions to spend, I knew I was the man to jizz it up a wall." (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 16, 17:17:28
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 17:17:51
- Greatest fans on planet Earth (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 16, 17:14:08
- "Her face was like a painter's radio." (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 17:13:30
  - jesus. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:16:01
- "Splash it all over" (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 16, 17:09:37
- "Geordie c**ts.." (n/m) (Other Football) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 16, 17:08:36
- "over the moon" (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 16, 17:08:30
- "There's only one team going to win this one" (Other Football) - Jambocanary, Jan 16, 17:08:15
  - lol England - Romania - 1998 World Cup (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 17:10:02
- "get us back up where we belong" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 16, 17:06:37
- "massive club" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 16, 17:05:58
  - "massive challenge" (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 16, 17:16:36
- "Best fans in the world" (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 17:05:52
  - stop caressing your pens and keep up science boy (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 16, 17:06:45
    - yeah ab, you shithead (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 17:07:50
- I will need time and it will be a rebuilding process (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 17:05:04
- "I couldn't turn it down", "I've missed this place".. (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 16, 17:04:58
- "I would just *loove* if it if we went there and got something" *sniff (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 16, 17:03:35
- "At last a chance to stick one on that cunt Ferguson" (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 16, 17:03:20
  - That would be the quote of the century (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 16, 17:05:47
- "best fans in the world" (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 16, 17:02:10
- "too good to turn down" (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jan 16, 17:01:37
  - "too good to go down" (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 17:02:58
    - "too good for the Championship, we'll be back" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 16, 17:05:18
      - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 16, 17:11:52
- lovely town, lovely people, great to be back (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 17:01:18
  - Untill they go on another slightly bad run and throw another tantrum. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:02:25
    - bit like us if we don't beat leicester on saturday (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 17:03:28
      - We will though. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 17:03:50
- "old scores to settle" (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 16:59:57
  - fans deserve success (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 16, 17:01:40
Taylor injury setback! (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 16, 16:55:36
- Andy Taylor from Boro and not funny anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 16, 16:56:41
  - injury is never funny imo (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 16, 16:58:18
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 16:59:50
    - Unless it's you falling on your arse (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 16, 16:58:51
      - Is that common round your way - (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 16, 16:59:42
        
        york street iniit.. golden triangle (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 17:14:27
        
        Does lots of pumping go on round there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 16, 17:18:19
        
        no, loads of bumming (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 16, 17:20:51
  - Never, ever, ever been funny (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 16, 16:57:42
- which is a story about Middlesbrough defender Andrew Taylor to avoid any confusion (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 16, 16:56:40
Is anyone else having problems with disappearing posts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 16:03:39
- It's the pickeys, they'll nick anything from your garden (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 16, 16:05:24
  - ...and the Pikeys are upto it too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 16, 16:14:12
- yup,takes a whle for some posts to appear. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 16, 16:04:10
Oi Lisa (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 16, 15:49:53
- I'd have a go on it (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 16, 15:56:51
- What he means is, 'Are you a moaner, Lisa?' (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jan 16, 15:50:49
  - I quite like that frowny look (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 16, 15:52:14
    - lol, she looked like Beye of newcastle (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 16:20:30
    - Let's play darts!! (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jan 16, 15:53:53
  - Thank fuck for that! (n/m) (NCFC) - Lisa del Giacondo, Jan 16, 15:51:49
    - Did I miss something ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 15:52:20
      - Yeah what's going on here? (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jan 16, 15:54:37
        
        Lisa is Steve, that's what (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 16, 15:55:47
        
        Oh.....stupid boy Baldrick! (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jan 16, 15:56:56
- Not any more (n/m) (NCFC) - Lisa del Giacondo, Jan 16, 15:50:34
  - Are you SiH? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 16, 15:51:21
    - No, but I am (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 15:52:28
      - you moan about tax (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 16, 15:54:19
  - Oh dear (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 16, 15:51:08
John Fleck (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 13, 00:27:50
- Who says? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 13, 00:32:42
  - tim berry (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 13, 00:34:07
    - some betfair cunts, probably (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 13, 00:40:56
      - Yup (NCFC) - Small, Jan 13, 01:05:17
if Norwich ever ceased to exist... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 13, 00:05:21
- No (NCFC) - Small, Jan 13, 00:24:19
- He paints that picture very well (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jan 13, 00:10:28
Bristol City top the table with a goal diff of +3 in mid jan (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 13, 00:04:18
- Baggies top now (Other Football) - The Judge, Jan 13, 00:07:16
  - just for chuckles................ (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 13, 00:19:20
    - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 13, 00:29:28
    - 6 points off the Playoffs... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 13, 00:28:22
    - 13th (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Jan 13, 00:27:55
NL (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 12, 22:18:17
- Can't see the first one (General Chat) - Small, Jan 13, 00:06:54
- I prefer my women not to look too much like Groucho Marx (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 12, 23:46:52
- I would (n/m) (General Chat) - Atomic Squirrel, Jan 12, 22:36:21
- she is happily married (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 22:25:59
  - And your point is? (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 12, 22:26:39
Random question (non-NCFC) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 12, 21:46:09
- It's a private Karaoke bar. How the hell that works, fuck knows (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 12, 23:32:38
  - Cheers - it's how the Japs do it (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 12, 23:53:55
- Sing Sing (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jan 12, 21:47:47
  - Cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 12, 23:53:06
The Taylor situation........ what worries me. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 18:30:07
- no.........he knows we want him (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:32:21
  - I would assume him and his agent.......................... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 18:35:14
    - BTW its important that fans keep letting everyone know we want him here. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 18:36:31
      - I think we are doing that. Lots of emails to Doncaster this week saying that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 12, 18:47:32
Luton has Paul McVeigh.................is like saying......... (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 12, 18:20:28
- Bit harsh....McVeigh was a good player back in the day. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 18:21:02
  - so were Peter Thorne and Mulryne (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 12, 18:22:28
    - Thorne still is# (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 12, 18:23:35
    - But McVeigh was a great player 2001-2002 right through to our promotion winning season.... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 18:23:17
      - so was Mulryne (Other Football) - jAC, Jan 12, 18:49:37
        
        that said (Other Football) - jAC, Jan 12, 18:50:20
This phone in show is great! How long is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 12, 18:15:05
- where can I see / hear it? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jan 12, 18:23:05
  - Here... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 12, 18:24:02
    - many thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jan 12, 18:25:23
- depends how much you minimise it... (NCFC) - snowman, Jan 12, 18:16:25
  - Factor in the monitor size too... (n/m) (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 12, 18:19:15
  - She's not that nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:17:40
    - Certainly not Martine Mucutcheon (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 18:17:57
- I'm loving it! Think it's on evey Saturday.....5:30pm to 6:30pm (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 18:15:42
I think that last caller on was Jim (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jan 12, 18:12:56
- Jim off here? Isn't Jim off here a bit off an angry chap? Or am i wrong? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:16:11
  - Nah sound lad and very loyal, goes to all the games! (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Jan 12, 18:21:18
    - J S? Nice chap. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:23:04
      - Correct. Was him, just spoke to him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Jan 12, 18:29:31
        
        Well i never! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:35:30
- call in guys!! (NCFC) - pride_of_anglia_ncfc, Jan 12, 18:14:29
I know this chap (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:12:00
Get this TWAT OFF (n/m) (NCFC) - Coventry Yellow, Jan 12, 18:07:10
- More realistic about the £££££££££££££ than most (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:08:54
- haha-they want Taylor.....hands off dirty blues. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 18:07:31
  - & his 3 boys who all bought Norwich shirts? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 12, 18:10:43
XXL's Message read out on Kevin Piper's show (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jan 12, 17:57:18
- HAHAHA! I will send my addre4ss to her! ;-) (NCFC) - XXL16, Jan 12, 17:58:22
  - you..... (NCFC) - andross, Jan 12, 18:00:33
    - HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA (NCFC) - XXL16, Jan 12, 18:06:12
  - Go on my son (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 18:00:00
  - that'll make a change (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 12, 17:59:57
You would NOT want to stay with XXL (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 12, 17:55:57
- Missed it. What did XXL do? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 17:57:58
- HAHAHA!!!! I would like to! Send her tele no. to me!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Jan 12, 17:57:07
  - Apparently she likes to garden uphill (NCFC) - snowman, Jan 12, 17:58:12
    - ???? (NCFC) - XXL16, Jan 12, 18:07:18
      - a euphemism (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 12, 18:10:22
I love Glenn's interviews (NCFC) - Kev, Jan 12, 17:50:00
- I think you can tell when it comes to football........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 17:55:18
- Also he's basically saying ''well done boys but we should have won 5 or 6'' (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 12, 17:52:11
- love the sound of Fozzy too (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 17:51:14
  - he cares (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 12, 17:52:31
    - Makes plenty of sense, very lucid is our Fozzy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Jan 12, 17:53:28
Is Kevin Piper a City Fan (n/m) (NCFC) - Coventry Yellow, Jan 12, 17:39:45
- He's a massive City fan (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jan 12, 17:50:09
- Kevin Piper (NCFC) - Tilly, Jan 12, 17:44:40
  - FAO: What did you hear on skysports about Roeder being approached by Newcastle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Jan 12, 17:47:48
    - It is a wind up, has to be !! (n/m) (NCFC) - Coventry Yellow, Jan 12, 17:49:26
      - for sure. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:53:05
- Sure, I can confirm it! (NCFC) - XXL16, Jan 12, 17:41:54
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 17:39:59
  - Thought so - many thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Coventry Yellow, Jan 12, 17:40:54
Anglia phone-in now starting... (NCFC) - pride_of_anglia_ncfc, Jan 12, 17:29:35
- Now some Essex girl bigging up Colchester Utd.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:43:05
- It's a good idea,watching it now. APPRENTLY.....Anglia soccer night is on.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:41:21
- They've been prattling on for the past few minutes about Luton (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:40:59
  - Perry Groves (NCFC) - Tilly, Jan 12, 17:46:34
  - and? I've got a lot of time for Luton..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:42:11
    - Luton hasn't got a single redeeming feature (NCFC) - King, Jan 12, 17:49:13
    - Luton is a shithole (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 12, 17:43:28
      - and what has that got to do with anything? run along.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:44:01
        
        Luton Town is also a shit club (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 12, 17:46:06
        
        in what way is a "shit club"? MK Dons are the shit club,they are destroying football..... (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:46:44
        
        MK Dons are fantastic example of capitalism in action you socialist cunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:48:06
        
        yer moving a club 60 miles and destroying a club like Wimbldeon... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:52:20
        
        hahaha.you seem a total twat....narrow minded shithead. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:50:09
        
        Admit it, you want to pork me don't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:51:21
        
        Don't start him pumping off about homosexualists, again (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 17:53:28
        
        I want to talk football. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:54:51
        
        Makes a fucking change then instead of your whining about Tories (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:57:16
        
        zz (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 18:00:00
        
        MK Dons have a nicer kit and Hillary Clinton is a whore. (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 12, 17:47:52
    - Good for you. (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:42:43
      - and you want to see them go to the wall?.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:43:37
        
        I don't think he said that, they did go on a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 17:44:55
        
        Yes I do (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:44:33
        
        P.S. Up the Republicans, Cunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:45:24
        
        LOL-run along silly little rustic shithead. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:45:53
        
        Blub, Cunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:46:20
        
        So why do you back the republicans and want to see decent clubs go to the wall..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:47:41
        
        "Fucking clueless" Oh the irony, Cunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - hubert, Jan 12, 17:48:56
        
        I ain't even sure who you are. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:50:29
        
        Well that shows what a burk you are.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:45:20
- good god she's ugly!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jan 12, 17:38:34
  - Looks like a primary school teacher....prim and proper. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 12, 17:40:30
  - I'd try and have a go on it (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 17:39:44
- Yes! SUPPORT!!!! :) (n/m0 (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Jan 12, 17:34:19
- Hello Barry, I see your posh lost today. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 12, 17:32:28
This division is bonkers (Other Football) - The Judge, Jan 12, 16:46:26
- Excellent stuff (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 12, 16:50:53
- We are 10 points off the Play-offs and 4 off the relegation zone! (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 12, 16:47:58
So selwyn, the question is: were you wrong, and do you admit it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 12, 16:13:32
- REPEAT-HE IS NOT THE ANSWER (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 12, 16:14:49
  - Serious questions - Who is the answer? What's the question? (n/m) (NCFC) - trueyellow, Jan 12, 16:18:13
  - Dear God............................. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 16:17:25
    - You got your computer working now usacanary? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Jan 12, 16:19:26
      - yep.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 16:21:13
  - He is Part of the answer however you buffoon. (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 12, 16:17:02
  - Who the fuck is then? Not the fucking answer who the fuck are you (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 12, 16:16:21
    - Bernard Cribbins (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jan 12, 16:19:36
    - Henry Kelly (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:17:49
      - They are the one's we never seem to get. Have to score. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Jan 12, 16:23:31
  - Repeat - get back down the A140 to your own team (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jan 12, 16:15:35
    - how many of you have had a season ticket for ten years? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 12, 16:20:20
      - Me. Point being? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 12, 16:23:46
      - Yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jan 12, 16:22:41
      - Me - now fuck off you pig ignorant cunt! (NCFC) - DICKY, Jan 12, 16:22:13
      - While secretly harbouring affection for Ipswich? No-one I'd hope (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jan 12, 16:21:05
        
        now that is funny (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 12, 16:22:52
        
        If only it wasn't true (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jan 12, 16:24:04
Wolves might let Freddie the pikey go on the cheap now (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 17:36:31
- Be a good signing (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 17:40:27
- WAYTHIST!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:37:18
  - lispist (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:38:53
    - Big Breath.. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 17:40:06
    - I can't spray that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:40:00
Now Brown has gone (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 10, 17:23:49
- Lappin (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 10, 18:29:37
- Huckerby (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 10, 17:35:22
  - He's a legend (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 10, 17:51:56
    - I'd go for Ryan Jarvis (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 17:55:43
      - i've had a word with him, and he says you're not his type... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 18:04:11
        
        That's okay as I don't do pumping (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 18:06:42
  - Old news (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 10, 17:40:51
    - Summer, autumn and winter? (n/m) (NCFC) - trueyellow, Jan 10, 18:00:19
    - Wondered who that was in front of me (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 10, 17:41:27
- My choice would be Shackell or Cureton... Both shocking at the moment (n/m) (NCFC) - BarclayBoy, Jan 10, 17:33:24
  - Why does Cureton always look so shocked when he misses (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 10, 17:41:48
    - maybe the misses are getting worse and worse! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 18:15:58
- Previous fans targets have been fozzie... (NCFC) - Alan, Jan 10, 17:29:13
  - I remember going to some games last year awaiting this shocking player (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:32:03
    - shock,horror-pants admits going to a game! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 18:20:32
    - Yep (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 10, 17:33:51
      - but Fozzy didn't look as crap as many on here were trying to make out (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 17:38:26
- Wait till Doc makes a mistake (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:24:23
  - He's playing well imo. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jan 10, 17:29:46
    - Yeah, that's what I mean. Bury goal went in (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:31:03
      - hahaha (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:34:32
      - hahaha (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:34:32
      - hahaha (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:34:31
  - Won't have to wait long (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 10, 17:27:56
    - shocking. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jan 10, 17:29:24
PROFIT ON BROWN!!! (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jan 10, 17:17:03
- ... (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 10, 17:26:53
  - ... (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 10, 17:27:35
- EVENIGN SELWYN, HOW'S IT GOING MATE? (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jan 10, 17:21:54
  - ok bud.you ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 17:24:36
    - Not too, still a work though! (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jan 10, 17:25:21
      - not too bad, that is....... (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jan 10, 17:26:05
    - He's probably fucking gutted like the rest of us (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:25:09
- Fucking get in!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 10, 17:18:03
  - Hey Small! (NCFC) - Bappage, Jan 10, 17:36:27
    - Oh I see - sorry (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:54:56
      - not me! (NCFC) - Bappage, Jan 10, 17:59:03
    - What the hell are you on about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:38:16
      - think back to nov and a photo (n/m) (NCFC) - Bappage, Jan 10, 17:54:50
        
        so was it really you farting like a trooper? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:59:22
        
        ladies do not fart! (NCFC) - Bappage, Jan 10, 18:00:50
        
        If it were me ... (NCFC) - Bappage, Jan 10, 18:04:39
        
        .... (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 18:07:17
        
        It wasn't me (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 18:02:15
        
        They do!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 18:01:30
        
        see above. Haven't been in Norweigian Blues for ages. (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:57:59
      - loll (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:43:01
  - hope he dont come back to haunt us in few weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 17:19:08
    - He'll be in the reserves by then (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:20:30
      - dont think so (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 17:21:02
ched evans-not the answer-we had him -he went back,we should have moved on (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 17:14:55
- *clicks older messages* ctrl f "king" clicks on message .... clicks on user posted link (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:20:12
- yeah i think we should have kept brown and gave him a chance. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jan 10, 17:17:08
  - actually,so would i (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 17:18:14
    - erm.. really? i was been sarcastic :S (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jan 10, 17:21:27
      - i know (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 17:23:01
    - *BOGGLE* (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 10, 17:19:37
- Yay! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 10, 17:16:03
- Yaya! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 10, 17:15:48
- Hurrah! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 17:15:43
  - whats all that about (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 10, 17:17:09
    - It's their subtle way of calling you a moaning old cunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 10, 17:19:46
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:23:54
the woman on DOND should be in for some big cash (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:36:32
- not now (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 10, 16:51:49
  - Greedy Greedy (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:54:11
    - first day back at work this year, I saw "are you smarter than a ten year old" and the blok (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 17:16:23
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jan 10, 16:52:31
- i would (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jan 10, 16:45:51
  - I would (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:48:06
    - who else would? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jan 10, 16:48:45
      - probably (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 16:49:56
Official SMS: We've got Ched back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 16:36:01
- Brown out, Ched in, and we've got some money. Brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 10, 16:40:22
  - we had some left over to put a contract out on our neighbours, all thanks to Ocean (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:42:31
    - I finally found that Stewart Lee thing about Jimmy Hill on YouTube last night. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 10, 16:44:47
      - lol, I was looking for Braveheart extra final scene but it's been removed from youtube (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:46:10
        
        Yeah, loads of the Richard Not Judy stuff's been taken off. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 10, 16:46:52
- Must be something to do (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jan 10, 16:40:08
- 6wks only though (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:39:34
  - Brand new customers only (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:39:54
- Hurry! I just did a bit of a tent (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 16:39:26
- Chedwin woooooooooo (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:37:36
- Fucking get in, £400k to pay his wages? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 10, 16:37:31
  - £800k... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:38:48
- I'm gonna spunk (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:37:28
- linky linkage (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:37:25
- Hurray (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:37:18
- Hurray! Ched's back! (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 10, 16:36:31
Official SMS - Brown Joins PNE £400k... R THEY STOOPID ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:00:53
- It's the clever/stupid balance being redressed (NCFC) - King, Jan 10, 16:21:36
  - Yeah - Glenn Roeder! (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Jan 10, 17:17:52
  - hahahaa (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:23:30
- we could have chucked in eagle and taken £600k (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:18:00
- Quality-nice little earner for someone who was a shite player. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 16:16:11
  - Bit harsh, he was a good working class lad (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 10, 16:19:55
    - ralph (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 10, 16:27:12
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 16:23:47
    - He was a bad player Brom,my poppet. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 10, 16:21:18
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:21:38
- Are they mental? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 10, 16:14:17
  - Profit of £125,000!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 10, 16:27:11
- The Dead Wood Stage has started to roll! (NCFC) - Highlander, Jan 10, 16:10:50
- why would you think we held the monopoly on stupidity? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 10, 16:08:11
- Give Neil D a payrise!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:07:34
  - shhhhhhhh, not allowed to praise neil d (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:08:50
    - Sorry (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 10, 16:10:53
      - "literally flogging a dead horse" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 10, 16:13:00
- JACKPOT BABY (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 10, 16:03:07
- Fucking Hell, I work in Preston ! Will lie low for a bit !!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 16:02:20
  - just wait until we beat them then laugh ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:03:49
    - Perhaps we should not take the piss till we have.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 16:05:05
      - Hat-trick for Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 16:05:54
        
        This.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 10, 16:10:28
        
        Yeah, you knows it!! (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Jan 10, 16:31:37
- FOUR HUNDRED !!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 10, 16:01:47
  - Can u believe that ?....... If we dont sign Tiny now after that bonus I will cry ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 10, 16:02:56
Allardyce leaves Toon (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 9, 17:43:03
- I think they will struggle to attract anyone now, both players and manager (Other Football) - scruffy, Jan 9, 19:41:44
- Just got a text off a newcastle fan (Other Football) - pants, Jan 9, 18:29:32
  - Fair enough. But what did the text say? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 9, 18:57:30
    - Fair enough. But what did the text say? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 9, 18:59:02
      - doh. Was meant to be below. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 9, 18:59:32
        
        haha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 9, 19:18:43
    - Just got a text off a newcastle fan (Other Football) - pants, Jan 9, 18:58:30
- Toon fans - Best in football (Other Football) - phrankin, Jan 9, 18:23:13
- It's ridiculous (n/m) (Other Football) - theguru, Jan 9, 18:12:09
- Disgraceful (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jan 9, 18:10:02
- How are they ever going to get success if they sack a manager a season? (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Jan 9, 18:05:21
- I dont get it, they are 11th? (Other Football) - usacanary, Jan 9, 17:53:03
- lets go for ameobi now before new manager arrives. strike while the iron is hot (n/m) (Other Football) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:52:09
- I hope they get relegated (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 9, 17:49:58
  - Yep, comedy value (n/m) (Other Football) - scruffy, Jan 9, 19:42:20
  - same here (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 9, 17:59:06
- Good (Other Football) - Groningen Canary, Jan 9, 17:47:42
  - Sounded more like She-Ra on Sky Sports News. (Other Football) - Fozzie, Jan 9, 18:05:31
    - Now that is a blast from the past (Other Football) - Groningen Canary, Jan 9, 18:15:19
  - That is a bit harsh on Shearer. I was thinking Dalglish 2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:49:27
  - That would be classic. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:48:18
- Peter Grant looking for a job???? (n/m) (Other Football) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:46:46
- unbelievable. who is going to want that job. think toon fans living in dream world........ (Other Football) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:45:51
  - Cue Souness, Hoddle, Reid etc etc etc (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:46:36
    - Shearer will probably get the job and i hope he fucks it up............................... (Other Football) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:49:03
      - I haven't liked him since he snatched a ball off a ball-boy at the Barclay End circa 1995? (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:52:33
        
        great minds think alike. was just thinking about that (n/m) (Other Football) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:53:33
        
        :-) (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:54:07
      - Will be Martin Jol I reckon. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:50:15
        
        Or Klinsman (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 9, 17:54:17
        
        going to liverpool. maybe the toon could have benitez (n/m) (Other Football) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:55:00
        
        odds on klinsmann at liverpool are 4/5 - got to be a defo soon? (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:57:04
        
        Yep good call. Or Shearer or maybe even Duffy ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:53:41
While i'm not a rascist i have to say... (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:35:05
- Its all about honour out there. They really are a bunch uneducated fools (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 17:46:49
  - *of* seems I'm just as bad! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 17:53:58
  - Actually most of the burning bridage (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:49:16
    - really? Well if it happened here they would be thrown in jail, trouble is its...... (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 17:52:50
      - tell me about it, here is an example.... (General Chat) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:59:02
        
        They just don't integrate do they! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jan 9, 18:02:12
- cant understand why the indians getting so upset. they were not racially abused were they? (General Chat) - river end riot, Jan 9, 17:42:43
- Numpty (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, Jan 9, 17:36:31
- One day, maybe somemore people will realise that what you read in the papers and see on TV (General Chat) - scruffy, Jan 9, 17:34:24
- I thought that was the French! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 9, 16:55:51
- I don't really like Belgiums (n/m) (General Chat) - Edward Monkton, Jan 9, 16:53:21
- Ingenius rephrasing of 'I'm not a racist, but...' (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Jan 9, 16:51:24
- I am a little like that, my kids recently got Match attax cards, they got some (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 9, 16:42:28
- call me dippy but (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 9, 16:40:35
  - Written by a woman though, can't take that seriously. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:43:12
    - i couldn't work out if it was a lady or not (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 9, 16:48:11
      - i thought it could be a transgender person... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:53:24
  - hello dippy. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 9, 16:42:46
  - And if anyone has ever wondered (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:42:15
    - Adam Ant's recessive genes + Frank Spencer's recessive genes = Russell Brand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 9, 16:59:35
      - See Tombs you bitter old cynic (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 9, 18:16:55
  - Yeah........ (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:41:28
  - ^^^^^^^^ wrong place, suposed to be new thread (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 9, 16:41:19
- I think that disliking an entire culture would make you a racist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:38:17
  - I dont dislike all indians... (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:45:36
    - Quote......... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:49:37
      - Either way. i dont really care tbh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:51:11
        
        well you should do, it's part of having something called 'social skills' (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 9, 16:55:21
        
        ^^^ He's right you know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 17:15:46
        
        *and not... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 9, 16:55:39
    - Just badly worded Alan, like using the term "Indian culture" (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:48:08
      - Some? Like the BNP for example. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:53:00
        
        I don't know, I have no idea about the BNP and what they get up to (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:54:12
        
        Dave in France might though (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:51:08
      - Very badly worded. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:51:11
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Jan 9, 16:52:58
        
        Not sure what's amusing. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 9, 16:54:40
        
        It's okay, it's all my fault now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:05:14
- I suppose it beats blowing tube trains up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:37:48
  - this is a joke btw, in case it gets lost on some people (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:39:46
    - Pathetic little man (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 16:45:05
      - Anyway, what was pakistani's on a tube? I wasn't actually referencing anything at all (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:00:38
        
        snakes on a plane I think the film was called (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 9, 17:19:41
        
        dont get me involved ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:21:14
      - on cue (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:46:06
        
        surely it'd be easier for him to just use the same password for them all? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:36:50
        
        oh yeah, so that means you've got loads of names now doesn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:51:23
        
        yes i have 3 names on here (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:54:59
        
        that one above ^^^ this on here >>> (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasaMcBat, Jan 9, 17:56:01
        
        And this one (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:57:05
        
        but not this one ^^^ (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:59:01
        
        and this one here >>> (n/m) (General Chat) - blindovabatski, Jan 9, 17:56:45
        
        Password spreadsheet - (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:51:35
        
        what's the problem with using a spreadhseet to note down all the hundreds of different (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:39:26
        
        You sound like a fun guy. (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 17:44:53
        
        yes i am a bit aren't i? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 9, 17:49:00
        
        Good spot (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 16:55:01
        
        Ohhh look significant find!!! Are you the copper on south park? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:56:18
        
        That means, are you really fucking stupid. I best say before you get upset that I think (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:16:17
        
        I note you are talking to yourself again... (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 17:43:17
        
        So - why did you set up a Himsworth profile on that footy site the other day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 9, 17:47:13
        
        It was already set up. (General Chat) - Twat in Holland, Jan 9, 17:54:52
        
        That's ridiculous (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 9, 18:00:18
        
        lol (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:58:16
        
        methinks he doth protest too much... (n/m) (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:22:19
        
        good track by Alanis BTW (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:23:42
        
        ironic? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:28:40
        
        It *is* bullying, and no one should be proud of that mate. (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:31:48
        
        get in, only one more and the whole set are here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:23:17
        
        to be fair, you do bring it on yourselg though! (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:24:55
        
        I haven't said anything racist though (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:30:48
        
        you HAVE been racist... (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:32:29
        
        DDG - give it a fucking rest FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:38:31
        
        why should i? (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:41:27
        
        You can post what you lik but you are boring the living shit out of me! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:48:24
        
        I'm not here to entertain you old pal (n/m) (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:48:56
        
        right (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 17:56:03
        
        bollocks (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:37:34
        
        ha ha (General Chat) - Disco Dale G, Jan 9, 17:39:34
        
        I can face that no problem (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 18:38:51
        
        is it? Yeah I often aire the same views on here under 5 names on rotation (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:53:33
        
        Honestly (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:55:39
        
        It would help if you could see a joke when it smacked you in the face though (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:58:30
        
        The issue here (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:00:22
        
        clearly not (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:02:00
        
        I'm amazed that you think someone would go to all that effort. (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 17:03:24
        
        no insight at all, just your imagination (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:04:04
    - The return of Himmlersworth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:41:54
      - haha, and the return of only pull it up if I say it and make a big issue (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 16:43:53
- well it aint all of them is it. just a few highly strung types. all cultures have them (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 9, 16:37:06
- That's anywhere in the sub continent I think you'll find (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jan 9, 16:36:48
Is it Selwyn o'Clock yet or do we have to bacon a bit longer ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 8, 16:30:16
- its time lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 8, 16:51:28
  - Selwyn tell us, do you prefer a chipolater or a lincolnshire ring? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 16:53:24
    - chipolater every time (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 8, 16:55:44
      - do you like a bit of mustard on em? (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 16:57:01
        
        french (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 8, 16:58:32
        
        you surprise me sellers, thought you would like a bit of Colmans (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 17:03:41
        
        i do! colmans french (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 8, 17:04:57
        
        silly me but i meant colmans english (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 17:06:48
        
        too hot! (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jan 8, 17:09:11
        
        whats yer fave all time sausage then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 17:13:26
    - or a bit of dick (n/m) (Other Football) - Babestation, Jan 8, 16:55:39
      - pigsdick? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 8, 16:56:39
- Richard Geres Chipolater (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 16:46:51
- Hell be gere chipo (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 16:46:07
- He will be here a little chipo (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 8, 16:45:52
I can't believe I forgot to mention it until now. Did anyone else hear the utter abortion (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 7, 17:15:16
- Heh it was great, especially the end... (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 7, 17:36:43
  - Like you could do any better...... (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Jan 7, 17:54:30
- Lawrenson did make me laugh... (Other Football) - Small, Jan 7, 17:20:51
- Comfortably the worst commentator or co-commentator I've ever heard, Claridge. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 7, 17:16:42
  - Yes, by a long chalk. It isn't even close, which is no mean feat given the competition. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 7, 17:18:28
    - Particularly incredible when you remember that the field includes Mark Bright. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 7, 17:21:03
      - ian wright (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 7, 17:21:40
        
        Christ, that man is *agony* to listen to. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 7, 17:22:56
        
        I'd rather 1,000 Wrights than a single Claridge. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 7, 17:24:02
        
        1000 mongs dont make a wright (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jan 7, 17:25:15
        
        *Guilty chuckle* (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 7, 17:31:22
        
        Haha - I might steal that and pass it off as my own. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 7, 17:27:23
        
        I am not a big Lee Dixon / Crooks / Peacock fan either. Pally is OK. (n/m) (Other Football) - ihowell67, Jan 7, 17:32:23
        
        I quite like Peacock actually. Crooks is insufferable. No real gripe with Dixon. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 7, 17:33:46
        
        Schimkes, Hanson and Lauro and Marry Poopins all good. Lineaker has nearly made it to (Other Football) - ihowell67, Jan 7, 17:47:58
    - *Lovejoy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 7, 17:18:36
Haven't seen it anywhere, but is Matty Patters eligable for the cup game tomorrow? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 15:25:27
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 15:30:06
- WE INT GOT HIM YET THO HAVE WE (n/m) (NCFC) - Sir Shoutalot, Jan 4, 15:29:56
  - What is (NCFC) - pants, Jan 4, 15:32:11
    - *major* (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 4, 15:33:38
      - Major Stiffy and Private Pissflaps (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 4, 15:35:59
  - Instant post reply regret, but YES WE HAVE. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 15:32:05
    - EXELLENT (n/m) (NCFC) - Sir Shoutalot, Jan 4, 15:33:30
      - Spreadsheets banned building up to easter? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 4, 15:34:40
        
        ha ha! (n/m) (NCFC) - presuming_ed, Jan 4, 15:38:10
  - According to Waggers we have.......... (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Jan 4, 15:31:28
- I don't know. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 4, 15:29:45
  - Yeah, in a dress. Email him it and say "this is what you'd look like if you put on some t (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 15:30:51
    - Possibly. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 4, 15:32:10
      - lend him your dress (not the one mbk ruined) (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 4, 15:34:23
Fuggern urry up. I can't listen to some farmer singing Memories much longer (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 4, 14:35:06
- Me neither Steve (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 4, 14:36:25
  - Edelweiss now. I mean, she's got a nice enough voice, but fuck me, what a choice of choon (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 14:38:29
  - Oh god, she is on again! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jan 4, 14:38:13
  - EDELWEISS ?!!! Give me strength! Is this Doncaster's revenge or something ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 4, 14:37:49
    - She sounds quite fit though (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 4, 14:40:25
      - 15 though, so don't touch or they'll take you to gaol. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 4, 14:44:06
      - ??!!! About 10 isn't she ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 4, 14:42:04
        
        oooops (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 4, 14:44:58
john terry out for season (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 14:27:42
- link? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 4, 14:30:51
- hurrah! (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jan 4, 14:28:42
  - well capital fm reporter said so (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 4, 14:31:04
    - oh (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 4, 14:32:19
      - lord come bye ya (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 4, 14:39:04
- Now that, is poetic justice (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 4, 14:28:20
Taking the GF to the bury game.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 16:48:32
- Fucks sake mate, don't do it. Unless you want your game ruined by (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 17:06:00
  - she has seen a game before (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:09:04
- Don't do it... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:01:58
  - There is no place in the game for women (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:04:51
  - Bit late for that, she wanted to see what all the fuss is about (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:03:32
    - If she understands the offside rule (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:05:54
      - I doubt it, she's more into egg chucking (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:08:45
        
        she'll like the Doc then (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:10:17
- I took mine to the 0-0 Sarfend game and that didn't put her off... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:57:30
  - You sat near the Selwyns though, didn't you? (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 17:01:57
    - Eh? We sat near the selwyn's when we beat Sarf-ampton... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:04:18
      - Did you see Norfolk Moby and Edward (Look Yeast) Bear? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 17:11:02
        
        Yeah, that was them. Fucking freaks (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:22:37
  - However if she doesn't enjoy herself best bet is to do her up the Gary (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:00:56
- took my gf to west ham friendly - she now has season ticket next to me! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 16:56:54
  - That's more like what I was thinking.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 16:59:30
    - it is pretty good food but fairly pricey. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:03:05
      - 32 quid per person for three courses and coffee... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:04:45
        
        Sounds like a good shout, might ring up and book for before the game (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:06:52
        
        thats not what we had, but that does sound pretty good at that price (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:06:30
        
        That is all they offer in Delia's restaurant (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:07:25
        
        no its not, can have £24 for 2 courses, or £35 for 3 courses (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:10:30
        
        Apologies... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:14:22
        
        not before then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:11:40
        
        yeah 35pp before the game (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:12:45
        
        Cool seen it here...big decision now tho.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:16:25
        
        Pricey as in fucking cheap then (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:05:45
        
        Good food needn't cost the earth (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:10:30
      - Pricey meaning?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:04:41
- pass her round your mates as half-time entertainment (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:56:00
  - The stewards won't allow that (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 16:58:59
    - that's cos your mum's a minger (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:00:35
      - I know! (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:02:38
  - and let them all do her up the bum (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:56:47
- Go down on one knee at half-time (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 16:53:55
  - Someone did that at Scunthorpe (A Scunny fan not Norridge) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:57:50
    - I was hoping for a.... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:01:17
- Sit near the Selwyns (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:52:01
  - Is there more than one of them? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:53:16
    - There's about 5,000 of the fuckers. But yes, Brom is correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:57:59
    - There is a whole gaggle of 'Selwyns' that go to the game with the actual Selywn (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 16:54:37
      - Fucking Nora. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:56:36
        
        I followed selwyn... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 3, 17:14:48
        
        There a lovely tea-time image, James, thank you. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 17:17:36
        
        Merry New Year to you too (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 3, 17:46:09
        
        There must be a more appropriate collective noun for Selwyns than gaggle. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 3, 16:58:57
        
        A clump. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 16:59:33
        
        A clunge (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:01:31
        
        a monk (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 17:03:01
        
        A sallow (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:04:30
        
        he has been breeding too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:58:41
        
        Yup, and they *ALWAYS* stand right in the way of the bar at Squares... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 16:57:48
        
        Surely you can wait for your half pint of pimms? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 3, 17:01:07
        
        "Squares" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:58:50
- Gentlemen. Start your engines. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:50:10
  - Do her up the bum. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 3, 16:51:18
- Oh dear. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:49:15
  - yeah maybe I should have rephased (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:02:03