Or tell her to sit down on the sofa because there's something serious you need to say

Pour her a drink. Look really nervous. Start to say something but dry up. Finally say "Look, I'm so sorry ... but I haven't mended that door"

When she says "Is that all?" you say "Good, I'm glad you agree it wasn't that important, I'm off the pub now"

Posted By: Old Git on January 17th 2008 at 17:52:10

Message Thread

help needed (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:37:33
- Thanks, but she came home and said " I never expected you to do it anyway" (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 18:21:12
  - Good husbanding (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 17, 18:25:41
    - But that's enough about your sex life (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 18:29:00
  - So we wasted ALL THAT EFFORT????!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 18:22:25
    - or everyone put colin on ignore for a week (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 18:36:45
    - Am storing them up though ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 18:24:33
- Why did the feminist cross the road? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 18:19:44
- "When's the last time you fixed the car love?, Exactly, now suck it or I leave" (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 18:07:20
- Tell her it's an MFI kitchen, therefore it still wont work even if you fix it (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 17, 18:00:38
- just tell her you weren't really wanting sex tonight anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 17:55:22
- Natalie Imbruglia (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 17:53:30
- tell her you have been considering a free transfer to bradford (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:52:48
- The dog ate your screwdriver (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:50:23
- tell her the truth, its the best way (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:50:07
  - if try to hit you duck (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:51:22
    - *she tries* (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:53:19
      - I didn't, actually (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:54:41
- tell her you've met someone else (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:49:46
  - Or tell her to sit down on the sofa because there's something serious you need to say (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:52:10
    - That's very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 17, 18:00:29
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:56:56
- Tell her you have decided that you are gay. (n/m) (General Chat) - big dick sanchez, Jan 17, 17:48:30
  - A gay guy would have mended the door, made some new curtains and had a quiche in the oven (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:49:30
    - OG'S GAY!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:50:42
      - .......... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:54:15
- You're on blob (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:46:20
- You've missed her so much and were looking forward to seeing her, you forgot to fix it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 17, 17:46:01
- You were too upset after she didn't say goodbye to you properly this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:45:41
- You had to spend a long time on the phone comforting your ex-girlfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:50
- B&Q were out of some essential widget necessary for the task (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:12
- You'd have done it if she was a better shag/lost weight/learned to deep throat (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:43:03
  - And you think I would live after that ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:45:48
- you thought it would be patronising to women if you did it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 17, 17:41:08
  - That is fucking brilliant.. will try it ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:42:46
- You were doing your tax return (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 17:40:14
  - not a contractor anymore so she knows I don't have tax returns anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:41:58
- erectile dynsfunction (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:39:09
- you sprained your wrist (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 17, 17:39:02
  - That's not an excuse..it would be the truth ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:39:53

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