Good husbanding

keep expectations of your usefulness ridiculously low at all times so every now and then you can amaze her. And most of the time she won't be expecting much. Good man!

Posted By: duke of york on January 17th 2008 at 18:25:41

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help needed (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:37:33
- Thanks, but she came home and said " I never expected you to do it anyway" (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 18:21:12
  - Good husbanding (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 17, 18:25:41
    - But that's enough about your sex life (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 18:29:00
  - So we wasted ALL THAT EFFORT????!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 18:22:25
    - or everyone put colin on ignore for a week (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 18:36:45
    - Am storing them up though ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 18:24:33
- Why did the feminist cross the road? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 18:19:44
- "When's the last time you fixed the car love?, Exactly, now suck it or I leave" (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 18:07:20
- Tell her it's an MFI kitchen, therefore it still wont work even if you fix it (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 17, 18:00:38
- just tell her you weren't really wanting sex tonight anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 17:55:22
- Natalie Imbruglia (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 17, 17:53:30
- tell her you have been considering a free transfer to bradford (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:52:48
- The dog ate your screwdriver (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:50:23
- tell her the truth, its the best way (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:50:07
  - if try to hit you duck (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:51:22
    - *she tries* (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:53:19
      - I didn't, actually (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:54:41
- tell her you've met someone else (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:49:46
  - Or tell her to sit down on the sofa because there's something serious you need to say (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:52:10
    - That's very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 17, 18:00:29
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:56:56
- Tell her you have decided that you are gay. (n/m) (General Chat) - big dick sanchez, Jan 17, 17:48:30
  - A gay guy would have mended the door, made some new curtains and had a quiche in the oven (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:49:30
    - OG'S GAY!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:50:42
      - .......... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:54:15
- You're on blob (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:46:20
- You've missed her so much and were looking forward to seeing her, you forgot to fix it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 17, 17:46:01
- You were too upset after she didn't say goodbye to you properly this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:45:41
- You had to spend a long time on the phone comforting your ex-girlfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:50
- B&Q were out of some essential widget necessary for the task (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:12
- You'd have done it if she was a better shag/lost weight/learned to deep throat (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:43:03
  - And you think I would live after that ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:45:48
- you thought it would be patronising to women if you did it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 17, 17:41:08
  - That is fucking brilliant.. will try it ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:42:46
- You were doing your tax return (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 17:40:14
  - not a contractor anymore so she knows I don't have tax returns anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:41:58
- erectile dynsfunction (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 17, 17:39:09
- you sprained your wrist (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 17, 17:39:02
  - That's not an excuse..it would be the truth ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jan 17, 17:39:53

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