Fucks sake mate, don't do it. Unless you want your game ruined by

continual 'what's he doin?, why's he lying down?, why don't he run quicker, why'd he let the ball in?, which ones the referee?'.

AHHHH!! Shut the f**k up woman.

Posted By: tudders on January 3rd 2008 at 17:06:00

Message Thread

Taking the GF to the bury game.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 16:48:32
- Fucks sake mate, don't do it. Unless you want your game ruined by (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 17:06:00
  - she has seen a game before (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:09:04
- Don't do it... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:01:58
  - There is no place in the game for women (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:04:51
  - Bit late for that, she wanted to see what all the fuss is about (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:03:32
    - If she understands the offside rule (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:05:54
      - I doubt it, she's more into egg chucking (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:08:45
        
        she'll like the Doc then (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:10:17
- I took mine to the 0-0 Sarfend game and that didn't put her off... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:57:30
  - You sat near the Selwyns though, didn't you? (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 17:01:57
    - Eh? We sat near the selwyn's when we beat Sarf-ampton... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:04:18
      - Did you see Norfolk Moby and Edward (Look Yeast) Bear? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 17:11:02
        
        Yeah, that was them. Fucking freaks (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:22:37
  - However if she doesn't enjoy herself best bet is to do her up the Gary (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:00:56
- took my gf to west ham friendly - she now has season ticket next to me! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 16:56:54
  - That's more like what I was thinking.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 16:59:30
    - it is pretty good food but fairly pricey. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:03:05
      - 32 quid per person for three courses and coffee... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:04:45
        
        Sounds like a good shout, might ring up and book for before the game (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:06:52
        
        thats not what we had, but that does sound pretty good at that price (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:06:30
        
        That is all they offer in Delia's restaurant (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:07:25
        
        no its not, can have £24 for 2 courses, or £35 for 3 courses (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:10:30
        
        Apologies... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:14:22
        
        not before then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:11:40
        
        yeah 35pp before the game (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:12:45
        
        Cool seen it here...big decision now tho.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:16:25
        
        Pricey as in fucking cheap then (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:05:45
        
        Good food needn't cost the earth (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:10:30
      - Pricey meaning?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:04:41
- pass her round your mates as half-time entertainment (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:56:00
  - The stewards won't allow that (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 16:58:59
    - that's cos your mum's a minger (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:00:35
      - I know! (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:02:38
  - and let them all do her up the bum (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:56:47
- Go down on one knee at half-time (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 16:53:55
  - Someone did that at Scunthorpe (A Scunny fan not Norridge) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:57:50
    - I was hoping for a.... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:01:17
- Sit near the Selwyns (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:52:01
  - Is there more than one of them? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:53:16
    - There's about 5,000 of the fuckers. But yes, Brom is correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:57:59
    - There is a whole gaggle of 'Selwyns' that go to the game with the actual Selywn (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 16:54:37
      - Fucking Nora. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:56:36
        
        I followed selwyn... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 3, 17:14:48
        
        There a lovely tea-time image, James, thank you. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 17:17:36
        
        Merry New Year to you too (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 3, 17:46:09
        
        There must be a more appropriate collective noun for Selwyns than gaggle. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 3, 16:58:57
        
        A clump. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 16:59:33
        
        A clunge (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:01:31
        
        a monk (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 17:03:01
        
        A sallow (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:04:30
        
        he has been breeding too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:58:41
        
        Yup, and they *ALWAYS* stand right in the way of the bar at Squares... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 16:57:48
        
        Surely you can wait for your half pint of pimms? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 3, 17:01:07
        
        "Squares" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:58:50
- Gentlemen. Start your engines. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:50:10
  - Do her up the bum. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 3, 16:51:18
- Oh dear. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:49:15
  - yeah maybe I should have rephased (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:02:03

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