Gentlemen. Start your engines.

I bet you a pound you get "do her up the bum" or similar suggested within the first half dozen replies.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on January 3rd 2008 at 16:50:10

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Taking the GF to the bury game.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 16:48:32
- Fucks sake mate, don't do it. Unless you want your game ruined by (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 17:06:00
  - she has seen a game before (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:09:04
- Don't do it... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:01:58
  - There is no place in the game for women (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:04:51
  - Bit late for that, she wanted to see what all the fuss is about (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:03:32
    - If she understands the offside rule (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:05:54
      - I doubt it, she's more into egg chucking (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:08:45
        
        she'll like the Doc then (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:10:17
- I took mine to the 0-0 Sarfend game and that didn't put her off... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:57:30
  - You sat near the Selwyns though, didn't you? (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 17:01:57
    - Eh? We sat near the selwyn's when we beat Sarf-ampton... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:04:18
      - Did you see Norfolk Moby and Edward (Look Yeast) Bear? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 17:11:02
        
        Yeah, that was them. Fucking freaks (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:22:37
  - However if she doesn't enjoy herself best bet is to do her up the Gary (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:00:56
- took my gf to west ham friendly - she now has season ticket next to me! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 16:56:54
  - That's more like what I was thinking.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 16:59:30
    - it is pretty good food but fairly pricey. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:03:05
      - 32 quid per person for three courses and coffee... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:04:45
        
        Sounds like a good shout, might ring up and book for before the game (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:06:52
        
        thats not what we had, but that does sound pretty good at that price (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:06:30
        
        That is all they offer in Delia's restaurant (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:07:25
        
        no its not, can have £24 for 2 courses, or £35 for 3 courses (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:10:30
        
        Apologies... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:14:22
        
        not before then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:11:40
        
        yeah 35pp before the game (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 3, 17:12:45
        
        Cool seen it here...big decision now tho.. (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:16:25
        
        Pricey as in fucking cheap then (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:05:45
        
        Good food needn't cost the earth (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:10:30
      - Pricey meaning?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:04:41
- pass her round your mates as half-time entertainment (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:56:00
  - The stewards won't allow that (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 16:58:59
    - that's cos your mum's a minger (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:00:35
      - I know! (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 17:02:38
  - and let them all do her up the bum (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:56:47
- Go down on one knee at half-time (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Jan 3, 16:53:55
  - Someone did that at Scunthorpe (A Scunny fan not Norridge) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:57:50
    - I was hoping for a.... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 17:01:17
- Sit near the Selwyns (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:52:01
  - Is there more than one of them? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:53:16
    - There's about 5,000 of the fuckers. But yes, Brom is correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:57:59
    - There is a whole gaggle of 'Selwyns' that go to the game with the actual Selywn (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 16:54:37
      - Fucking Nora. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:56:36
        
        I followed selwyn... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 3, 17:14:48
        
        There a lovely tea-time image, James, thank you. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 17:17:36
        
        Merry New Year to you too (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jan 3, 17:46:09
        
        There must be a more appropriate collective noun for Selwyns than gaggle. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 3, 16:58:57
        
        A clump. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 3, 16:59:33
        
        A clunge (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 17:01:31
        
        a monk (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 17:03:01
        
        A sallow (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 17:04:30
        
        he has been breeding too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 3, 16:58:41
        
        Yup, and they *ALWAYS* stand right in the way of the bar at Squares... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 3, 16:57:48
        
        Surely you can wait for your half pint of pimms? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 3, 17:01:07
        
        "Squares" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:58:50
- Gentlemen. Start your engines. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 3, 16:50:10
  - Do her up the bum. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 3, 16:51:18
- Oh dear. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:49:15
  - yeah maybe I should have rephased (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jan 3, 17:02:03

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