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Looks like Monk is on his way (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 3, 16:34:07
- Colin Monk? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:46:02
  - Yes! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 3, 16:46:57
    - Whatm like Interpol? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:47:48
      - yessum (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:48:16
        
        Is big Joe's nickname 'Monk'? (NCFC) - Small, Jan 3, 16:49:45
        
        Big Joe's nickname is Monkfish (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 3, 22:32:25
        
        The same reason as mine is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 3, 16:50:26
        
        Cos you like spunk all over your boat race? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:58:51
        
        No! I'm a monker not a monkee. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jan 3, 17:00:53
      - Have an extra 'm' on me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:48:04
- Are you upset with Joe for not sharing this with you? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:41:56
  - yeh let's keep hounding him until he blubs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 3, 16:46:00
  - He's hit one from a long way out and it's heading for the top corner (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:42:29
    - The keeper seems rooted to the spot - is he going to try and save his reputation? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:44:22
      - It's looking highly unlikely (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:47:18
- D is for dogging, f is for free transfer and s is for sex tape, lets go over that again... (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 3, 16:38:53
  - D is for Dangerous (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 3, 16:44:41
  - that should be under the blandas's thread below (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 3, 16:39:23
    - I'm even more confoosed - who's Blandas? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 3, 16:40:23
      - Blindasabat (NCFC) - pants, Jan 3, 16:40:56
- That's Lewis gone then. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 3, 16:36:22
  - Are you looking forward to doing some camping with Auckland Roeder? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 3, 16:42:30
Was thinking about doing the Lakeside Darts this year (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 15:11:54
- I can't see you winning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 20, 15:40:06
- Im off to ally pally on the 27th! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 20, 15:17:15
  - this one? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 15:42:01
    - I wouldn't mind a go on Yasmin though (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:01:26
      - Ug (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 16:11:49
      - What a Szelag... (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 20, 16:07:33
      - Carol B Stehl... She does. (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 20, 16:06:48
        
        i reckon you'd like this Barker (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 16:08:20
      - you'd probably get a Hardon for Maggie (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 16:05:10
        
        lol. There's a Wood as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:05:56
      - Hmm... (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 20, 16:03:56
        
        She is not admitted to any Bar... (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 20, 16:04:24
    - phwoarrrrrrr (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 15:43:16
      - What a name! (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 20, 15:57:21
        
        what's wrong with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chip_Yorkgitis, Dec 20, 15:59:59
        
        Eli Shaves Her Tits (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 20, 16:02:29
        
        Is that our new signing? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 16:17:09
        
        ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:03:42
        
        What am I? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 20, 16:08:20
        
        This one would do though (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:10:32
        
        Man? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 20, 16:12:47
        
        wow! look at his bum chin... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 16:10:04
        
        This one dew a bit un all (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:11:28
        
        oops, meant this one (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:11:48
        
        I know. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 20, 16:11:19
        
        Wondered where he'd gone (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:09:22
        
        Hmm. (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 20, 16:06:12
      - looks like Brewster's spent his millions having his skin whitened (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 15:52:47
        
        whereas Kathy's not lost her Cannon yet (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 15:54:17
        
        Jennifer probably has a nice set of Norkus (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:57:58
        
        and I think the S stands for Saggy (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:58:43
      - you'd need to be very Beery to have a go on Dawn (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 15:51:14
      - Vicky Anderson's got a weird face (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 15:49:31
      - Easy, Tiger. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:44:13
        
        Ryan Adams (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 17:19:26
  - LADIES & GENTLEMEN ARE YOU READY? (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Dec 20, 15:37:36
Is Tron Small, or is Tron Pants or is someone else Tron? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:53:55
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Dec 20, 14:55:35
  - "Would you like tea or coffee?", "Yes please." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:56:25
  - I mean yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 14:56:24
    - Gotcher. Thought so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:00:29
      - I want to give it to pants (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 15:06:32
        
        Crikey Moses. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:07:57
Does anybody think samcd84 isn't actually from Norfolk ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:35:25
- maybe i've spent too long out of the fine county (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 20, 14:43:01
  - lincoln (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 20, 14:48:03
    - ^^^ Further confirmation, not that any were needed, that what I've always said about Linco (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:49:14
      - cant tell if thats a dig at me, or at lincolnites? (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 20, 14:49:53
        
        Just at Lincolnshire in general. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:52:08
        
        to be fair.... (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 20, 14:55:15
        
        I haven't but I've been to Lincolnshire before, so I can imagine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:57:13
        
        Nice sausages (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:06:43
        
        indeed, and every now and again you can buy an ostrich burger in the high street (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 20, 15:12:21
        
        They're no Cumberlands though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 15:08:15
  - From where ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:45:34
  - i wont be doing accents again (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 20, 14:44:09
    - Ha ha. Give it a week and you'll sound like Malky (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:47:01
- I often wonder if you're from this planet (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 14:37:24
  - Which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 14:38:45
    - Doesn't matter which one. If pants said "this" then I am obviously not from it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:41:19
      - fight fight fight fight (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 20, 14:41:39
- i thought he were trying to do dutch (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 20, 14:36:15
  - ^^^ Me too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:36:55
Could you imagine anything worse than a paper-cut on your bell-end? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 19, 15:52:30
- how do you gat a paper cut on your bell end ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 19, 16:31:50
  - Shagging your copy of Playboy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:40:45
- Seeing a large yellow mushroom growing out of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:07:14
  - With a magic eluf on the top playing 'Daytrip to Bangor' on a penny whistle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 16:13:37
    - Can you get that on the National Elf? (n/m) (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Dec 19, 16:15:02
- ied would be grateful for anything on his bell end (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:06:48
- PK on your bell end, pumping away (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:05:58
- Karen Brady on my bell end (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:00:57
  - Would that be worse than Liam Brady? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 19, 16:01:43
    - No (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 16:04:32
      - It WAS worse, yeah. Ian Brady was up to the task of running after me. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 19, 16:21:19
- Ebola of the anus. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 15:56:33
- Waking up next to Jeremy Spake (n/m) (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Dec 19, 15:53:58
  - ...with a paper cut on your bell end (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Dec 19, 16:01:42
    - and lisa riley no taking no for an answer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 16:15:27
      - and insisting she goes on top (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 16:30:58
        
        ...you've thought about this way too much... (n/m) (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Dec 19, 16:31:56
        
        worse than that (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 16:34:36
        
        Is this a picture of you? (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Dec 19, 16:36:19
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 16:38:14
I simply wanted the song but is this man amazing or not??.......... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Dec 19, 14:33:12
- lol ty for the comment ya hobo trailer trash gayboy fagfaced dougheaded bampot,, go hump u (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:51:45
  - don't mess with the Geo, or he'll swear at you in well-threatening manner (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:57:30
  - lovely old you tube comments (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:54:31
    - pantsbot up what I think about youtube comments. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:56:24
      - dis? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:02:40
        
        Yes, and I'm not wrong am I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:04:15
        
        Have you still got that pic of pantsbot? well funny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:14:31
        
        Yes (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:44:01
        
        the badge is on the huh... but that makes it betterer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 15:47:55
        
        that's what a company is going to base it's idiot filter on (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 15:09:08
        
        pantsbot will rule the Earth. It's growing bigger all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 19, 15:12:09
- No, he's a dick of the highest order... (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Dec 19, 14:50:20
The missus' chrimbo/birthday combined brithday pressie - thoughts (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Dec 19, 13:57:44
- Get an expensive escort for yourself instead (General Chat) - Poomers Gorn Hoiper, Dec 19, 15:56:18
- Dunston Hall is a facsimile of a hotel - totally featureless and lacking in atmosphere. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:32:35
  - I once had lunch there, and a hellycopter parked on the lawn. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:55:15
    - Someone put weed killer in the grass feed. It fucked all the Golf Greens right up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 19, 15:07:36
      - Rolf. Was "someone" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:14:36
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:17:22
    - I went to a wedding factory wedding there once and a tank came down the chimbley. The head (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:59:21
      - potd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:17:41
      - That bag is still in the tree opposite. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:15:33
        
        Do a mousetrap cage next to it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 15:19:35
        
        picture please (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:18:10
        
        Hare goo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:44:49
  - Stower Grange, Drayton (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:52:49
    - I like it there. And The Scole Inn. And The Angel in BSE. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 15:03:20
    - thats the one right near my old school i think (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:55:27
  - rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 19, 14:33:55
  - Tactless (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:33:20
    - but truthful (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 19, 14:36:56
- You could donate the money to the club and it will help us get Taylor in January (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:24:38
- Try here it is really very good....... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Dec 19, 14:06:33
- potd!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:02:18
  - gay of the day (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Dec 19, 14:13:41
    - is PK (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:16:15
- I stayed in the Reading South Holiday Inn on Monday (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 14:01:54
  - i've stayed at the Holiday Inn at the ground and it is not a dump (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:05:27
    - But hardly appropriate for a romantic weekend break. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 14:11:56
      - depends on if you want to include a spot of football watching in the weekend (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:21:52
        
        ... and depends if you want to include a spot of decent shagging in the weekend (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:29:33
        
        not if you're with the right woman OG (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:34:27
        
        Karen Brady is a very lucky woman (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:36:08
        
        not with that face she's not (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:39:29
        
        That was taken just after you told her it was another weekend in the Holiday Inn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:44:26
        
        i can't see what business of hers it would be as to where i take my missus (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:47:25
        
        haha note to og, tried this banter before too, blinders don't go for it (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:22:40
- Holiday Inn ?!! Are you serious ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:00:55
  - yeah - kill two birds in one stone (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Dec 19, 14:02:51
    - Are we on 't telly Boxing Day then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:05:57
      - ??? (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Dec 19, 14:07:58
- Holiday Inn without a doubt (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 19, 14:00:50
- Dunston Hall with out a doubt... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 13:58:24
Is Big Joe injured? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 17, 17:36:34
- he's a bit unfortunate in the face dept innie? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 17, 17:37:49
  - Roeder wants him back (NCFC) - pants, Dec 17, 17:41:01
    - Oh. I thought he'd allready come back (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 17, 17:59:49
Latest government cock up (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 17, 17:15:13
- They went missing in the US? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 17, 19:26:01
- phwoar! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 17:21:55
  - Because you are God's gift to women (n/m) (General Chat) - Fucan Noowan, Dec 17, 17:27:42
    - God doesn't exist you simpleton (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 17:31:07
      - Neither do women, come to think of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 17:31:50
  - Would you try and have a go on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 17, 17:24:53
    - she might take something (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 17:26:29
Do people still wear those anal band things? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 17:00:54
- They're spelt 'beads'. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 17:14:48
  - How did you get on with that thing out of Wife Swap? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 17, 17:33:16
    - Came to my senses about 2 days before and blew it out. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 18:43:55
  - You sure ? I thought he was referring to Interpol again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 17:21:29
  - ^^^ That's a "yes" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 17, 17:18:15
FAO Small (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 15:56:07
- Ho, ho, small beer! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 14, 16:23:23
- Unfortunately not.. (General Chat) - Small, Dec 14, 16:04:08
  - Nice one - should be back about nine-ish. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 16:12:08
OG (General Chat) - pants, Dec 14, 15:47:37
- OK pants (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 14, 15:58:02
  - it was more thought out and better (General Chat) - pants, Dec 14, 16:00:43
    - and pump each other off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 14, 16:05:13
      - I don't fancy yours much (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 14, 16:07:18
        
        ... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 14, 16:08:17
FAO: Nimmo Twins fans out there... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 14, 14:55:57
- more fuckwits.... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 14, 15:14:07
- jesus, not good. (General Chat) - megson, Dec 14, 15:13:32
  - I thought he was supposed to be ALL good! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 14, 15:15:35
- Bastards, I have tickets for next week! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 14, 15:12:10
  - Not so (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 14, 15:13:54
- Bloody Hell! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 14, 15:05:23
- Cunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 15:00:36
  - I've only seen them once, didn't think they were too bad. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 14, 15:01:46
    - Really? - I right like his EEN column. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 15:04:13
      - me too - and the songs on his myface (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 14, 15:06:44
        
        I hent sin his myface. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 15:07:26
        
        There's a link to it on the EEN site (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 14, 15:09:06
Scrimmage (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 13, 17:47:35
- I'm on next week (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Dec 13, 18:22:42
- He's stuck in traffic (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 13, 18:14:55
- Yeah, I know... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 13, 17:48:35
facebook question.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 13, 17:39:03
- if i give a friend access to a limited profile, (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 13, 17:42:57
  - They will know.... (General Chat) - BlueFury, Dec 13, 17:45:41
  - Don't think they do, you choose what they see... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 13, 17:44:57
  - too ashamed to admit to posting on here then are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 17:44:21
    - well in fact the problem is that some of my superiors have added me as a friend (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 13, 17:50:16
      - dave (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 13, 22:05:54
- facebook answer.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 13, 17:40:19
Are we in 'Europe' now then? (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 13, 16:02:26
- It means you'll get the euro pretty soon if you like it or not (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 13, 16:10:37
  - good-o (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 16:13:52
  - Hell, I've been here for just over a year now, and I only just get the Euro. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 13, 16:13:03
    - innit, they well fucked me off after a while, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 13, 16:15:02
      - Defenestration. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 16:18:56
        
        Are you doing Palarse away? I've sorted tickets for Chorlton and Wolves btw (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 13, 16:27:07
        
        I think I will mate - you? Train via Cambridge apparently, normal route buggered. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 16:27:59
        
        Maybe. I might be down there for NYE anyway. I prefer that route (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 13, 16:31:09
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 13, 16:22:21
    - i think the same about the 1p and 2p coins too (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 16:15:00
      - and whats worse is when your in the que at tescos, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 13, 16:17:34
        
        Tell you what makes me mad - t**ts who go into the kiosk (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 13, 16:34:47
        
        Don't you have to go in to get a VAT receipt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 13, 16:36:45
        
        Can get a TVA receipt from the pump, here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 13, 16:52:13
        
        Fecked if I know, I've never had to get one and neither (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 13, 16:41:59
      - Save them in a big whisky bottle until you have, say £15 worth, then pay it into your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 16:17:05
        
        I do that. When I'm flush I chuck in a quid. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 16:21:31
        
        stick a fiver on trap 5 in race 5 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 16:26:27
        
        Doesn't that get get confusing when you are cutting wood for the cave fire? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 16:29:07
        
        a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 17:14:05
        
        I done that on a stag in Dottingum once. It was right good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 16:23:51
        
        oh i do, (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 13, 16:20:33
- We've always ben in Europe. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 13, 16:03:02
  - I haven't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 16:04:45
    - You're in Spazland most of the time;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 13, 16:31:55
      - ok (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 13, 16:32:30
    - I should add I live in France. (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 13, 16:06:01
    - I was in france for a bit a couple of years ago. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 13, 16:05:49
Crowded House - Fucking Awesome (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 12, 00:33:52
- saw Manics last night. Quite good although nothing to write home about. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 12, 08:27:17
  - Better in the 90's. Too "studio" live now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Dec 12, 09:31:28
    - yep thats what it seemed like (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 12, 09:46:15
  - that's exactly what I thought of them at Glastonbury, just a bit "meh". (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 12, 08:41:53
    - it wasnt what i thought it would be. Just a bit too neat / tidy /clean... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 12, 09:24:43
    - I saw them support Oasis years ago. (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 12, 09:12:34
- I saw them in Auckland...they are amazing live. (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 12, 05:41:42
- Absolutely. Saw them in New York in August and they were amazing. (n/m) (General Chat) - NJ_Canary, Dec 12, 01:26:12
- Coldplay are Shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 12, 00:41:14
  - Correct. Posturing eco-warriors with their middle class millions. Cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Dec 12, 09:30:40
    - You sound like PK (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 12, 09:34:57
      - Fuck off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Dec 12, 09:44:41
  - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 12, 08:48:29
  - no they aren't (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 12, 00:42:47
    - Yes they are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 12, 08:46:27
thought i read last week our under 18s drew (NCFC) - goodyncfc, Dec 11, 22:55:12
- Dont forget Renton (main goalscorer) has been injured (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 00:45:37
- Those teams have good captument areas,much of ours is in the north sea,mermaids cant play (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:03:33
  - I'm sick of hearing that bollocks excuse (NCFC) - Ben, Dec 11, 23:20:06
    - Lewis (England U19) is a failure, eh ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 00:46:21
      - Spillane (Eire U21) is a failure, eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 00:46:47
        
        Bally Smart (training with South Africa U23 last summer) is a failure, eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 00:47:39
        
        Then there's Martin (England U19) ? Cant be classified as a failure yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 00:48:40
        
        What about Renton (Scotland U17) ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 00:50:31
    - Did you play Ben? don't mean it in an argumentitive way, just wondering? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 12, 00:01:36
    - that is spot on, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 23:26:04
      - Lakeford... (NCFC) - Small, Dec 12, 00:39:08
      - do you know a lad called james bullman? (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 11, 23:31:52
        
        James Bullman.... (NCFC) - Hcuks, Dec 11, 23:53:45
        
        nope (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 23:36:16
        
        boo. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 11, 23:40:19
        
        olly willis? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 11, 23:40:34
        
        Olly Willis rings a bell, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 23:42:17
        
        Ben East he played for NCFC youth (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:53:34
      - In the same way when i was at school to get into NCC youth you had to be at Greshams (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:27:13
    - Ben my comment is for the or what was called 'the 2nds' how they get there was from school (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:23:04
  - we have had teams who have competed in the past (n/m) (NCFC) - goodyncfc, Dec 11, 23:08:08
    - And we will have again, we had a trialist GK, we had 3 who dont usually play, (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:10:34
      - Also the 'area format' where clubs in the south played each other worked.the FA stopped it (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:15:45
        
        Cetralise it = More money = Sod clubs outside the Prem = More money for the rich (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:16:45
        
        That is the FA. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 23:17:05
That's not a very Polish name (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 16:40:24
- I wonder if tudders will try and have a go on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:47:50
  - You never know (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 16:48:55
    - He does really. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 16:50:42
      - You will, I bet you will. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:52:15
        
        She's lost 5 stone. Probably had another kid. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 17:04:21
        
        Olive will get well up the arse (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:57:31
- £37,500 a year in benefits!!!!!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 16:44:30
  - how does that compare with MEP expenses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 12, 00:53:57
  - I know, paltry intit - she should have (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 16:47:27
    - lol (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 16:58:08
      - You've come over all Richard Littlejohn today, haven't you? (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 17:01:07
        
        oh er. thats disguting. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 11, 17:08:41
        
        she was charged at one point with maltreatment (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 17:05:42
- Boooooooooooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Dec 11, 16:41:04
  - Sarcasm, again! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 16:42:43
    - That's okay then. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Dec 11, 16:44:07
RE CB41 (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 16:28:58
- Cuba is, Chavez has had his guns spiked, though (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 16:32:01
  - his ideals were not all bad! (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 16:35:55
    - Possibly, not really my concern. I was just pointing out to (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 16:38:01
      - its a failed system. (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 16:43:41
        
        It never was a system, at least, not in this country. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 16:48:15
        
        fortunatly not (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 16:55:15
        
        I thought we were (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:58:14
        
        well you thought wrong. We the people voted this government in. (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 16:58:54
        
        Actually, a very small minority voted them in, especially if you (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 17:02:34
        
        why discount them??? (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 17:03:41
        
        Of course it is, I was just saying it is floating voters (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 17:06:21
        
        so what, that is democracy?? (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 11, 17:08:24
        
        I didn't say it wasn't. Why the fuck do you have to be so argumentative. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 17:09:43
        
        What about all those who didn't vote? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 11, 22:38:56
  - and who send their children to (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:34:04
    - the Grahams (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:35:53
Who wants to hear something funny? (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 16:04:27
- tim berry (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Dec 11, 16:39:14
- Maxine Carr (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:36:43
- Lilly Savage (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 11, 16:29:07
- Pete Burns? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:26:51
  - He do a bit dunt he (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:27:15
- Edwina Currie (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:25:08
- Father Christmas (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:24:57
- Mr and Mrs Canoe (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:24:20
- that bloke who looks a bit like Dermot off Big Brother's Little Brother (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:22:29
  - Fernando Derveld? (n/m) (General Chat) - Darren Eadie, Dec 11, 16:23:15
    - if he does Wife Swap show on E4, then yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:29:57
- A Primordial Dwarf? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:22:04
  - You mean NCFC4Life (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:23:46
- A sweet little east european pro called Djimi at the end of the night you will say (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:21:33
- Dale Winton? (n/m) (General Chat) - Darren Eadie, Dec 11, 16:21:11
- Vannessa Feltz (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:20:32
- The bloke who keeps burgling Liverpool players' houses, you're going to do your Christmas (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:19:11
  - Actually that IS tudders (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:21:53
- Shergar (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:18:50
- Lord Lucan (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:18:43
- John McCrirrick (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:18:10
- Mr and Mrs McCann? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:17:30
  - Little Maddy (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:17:47
    - Shame (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:18:23
      - pffft (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:19:57
- Reg Hollis (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:17:22
- Alright, I'll give you a clue. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 16:17:18
  - I just typed wife swap into my search engine & I have been invited to a swingers party (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:27:59
  - The Hamiltons? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:20:40
  - edwina currie (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Dec 11, 16:19:03
  - lizzie bardsley (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Dec 11, 16:18:13
    - Damn straight. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 16:21:19
      - Really? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:25:14
        
        Oh yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 16:30:04
        
        Fuckan wars. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:37:49
        
        For Old Git's benefit ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:29:14
        
        Thank you, that saved me a Google (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:33:19
    - Ha ha, I hope so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:19:07
  - That is anti-competitive (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:18:05
- AVV GIOVANNI DI STEFANO (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:16:13
- Joey Barton (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:15:00
- Brom (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:14:27
  - I hope she's coming too... (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Dec 11, 16:15:13
- Cilla Black (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:13:56
  - If he does, I bet you a pound he has her. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:15:03
    - Surely neither of them is that desperate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:22:12
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 16:26:14
- me, my fellow flower pressing gaylord (n/m) (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Dec 11, 16:13:45
- Archbishop of Liverpool (if there is one) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:12:55
  - His Grace the Most Reverend Patrick Altham Kelly, MKHS, STL, PhL, the 11th Bishop and 8th (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:14:17
  - Ginger Girls Aloud (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:13:16
    - Jimmy Tarbuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:13:42
      - Both Krankies (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 16:14:16
- Jimmy Krankie (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:12:16
- SCC (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:12:02
- pants ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:11:52
- Postman Pat (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:11:51
- Gary Ablett? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:11:48
- Ricky Martin ? He's a bender apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:11:23
  - (the singer, not the youth coach) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:11:39
- Anne Widdecombe and Jordan ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:10:54
- Ken Bigley's body (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:10:40
- Craig Charles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:10:31
- Peter Grant ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:10:18
- AB (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:10:17
- Orville and Cuddles ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:10:00
- An aye-aye ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:09:24
- Steve in Holland's Marteeeenuh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:09:22
- A flock of seagulls ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:09:11
- One of Selwyns sows? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:09:10
- Partial Angler and Jessica Alba? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:08:47
- Old Git's wife ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:08:44
- Fierce Panda' s boy band? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:08:25
- PK ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:08:16
- Peggy Mitchell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:08:16
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:07:47
- Olive, out of On the Buses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:07:31
- The Minougue sisters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:07:21
- The editor of Reader's Digest (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:07:11
- Sir Tarquin Holmesworth, 15th Earl of Tiddlywink ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:07:02
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 16:06:52
- A female blobfish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:06:43
- Girls Aloud? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 16:06:29
- Willie Thorne? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 16:06:15
  - or his dad Peter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:06:50
- Bernard Manning? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 11, 16:05:43
- Chico (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 16:05:26
- Keith Chegwin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 16:05:14
- Ken Dodd ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 16:04:53
The classic Official SMS joke must be coming soon.... (NCFC) - trueyellow, Dec 11, 14:44:19
- Have radio Narrfalk tuned in anticipation, 8.30pm is deadline? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Dec 11, 14:48:31
- The club send a Christmas joke out? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 11, 14:45:13
  - yes last year it was Peter Thorne (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 11, 14:49:04
    - It was between him and Chadwick (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 15:03:30
      - at least when Chadwick does play, he looks like a footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 11, 15:09:12
        
        thats debatable (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 11, 15:29:48
        
        and he picked up his injury playing football (against the scum) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 11, 15:10:11
        
        one excuse after another rolling in (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 15:11:34
        
        ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 15:12:42
        
        ¬¬¬ (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 15:14:21
    - It wasn't funny (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 11, 15:02:50
Loj's christmas countdown 14 days to go. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 14:40:12
- Splendid (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 11, 15:25:58
- hee hee hee (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:49:06
- snigger (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 14:44:01
- dirty old job (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 14:42:51
- That's too rude (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:42:03
  - I agree OG I nearly didn't post it as it broke my rule. Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 11, 14:45:05
- Then what happened? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 14:41:16
Whilst on the subject of benefit scroungers (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 14:32:12
- i was expecting a link to the student union page (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 14:42:23
- Historical ignoramus (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:35:46
  - Indeed, trollers licence. (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 14:42:34
    - Just trying to make sure that the impressionable young didn't take it seriously (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:45:29
    - Just trying to make sure that the impressionable young didn't take it seriously (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:45:29
      - Tha is very disappointing OG - I'm not defending the government, in fact (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 14:53:14
        
        With added Eton (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:54:06
      - Quackanory (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:47:05
  - yeah but (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 14:37:47
    - Tradition is different from history (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:40:03
      - ummmm OG (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 11, 22:59:09
      - He who writes history, owns history. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 14:45:35
        
        that Simon Schama's got a lot to answer for (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 14:48:07
        
        Ooo, look who's been dipping into Reader's Digest this week (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:47:34
        
        I read nothing else, (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 14:53:29
        
        And even then it's a fairly loose definition of "read". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:57:37
        
        Eminem? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 14:47:22
    - The only real tradition is that things must eventually change. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 11, 14:39:30
    - in a million years time everyone's gonna wish they'd listened to me (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 14:38:55
      - in a million years time pantsbot will have taken over the World (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 14:40:39
- Bloody Immigrants (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 14:34:27
- Anyone see that programme about Edward being in the nazi party? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 14:33:19
  - I thought you meant Prince Edward! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 11, 14:42:17
  - What happened? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 14:39:04
    - They lost (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:40:24
    - he made a right old twonk out of himself and the Royal Family (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 14:40:23
      - he'd've been right if it'd've gone to pelanties though (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 14:42:44
Nice to see you arranged Ignorant Cunt Hour for while I was away. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:14:39
- Purely because you're too much of a cunt to join in. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 14:17:00
  - I driv all the way hum. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:17:51
    - Why, were you worried your mum might find your stash of jazz mags? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:24:40
      - No, but I can't say it's a secret. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:25:34
        
        you had to sign for your latest delivery of weapons grade plutonium? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 14:29:04
        
        Surely men with pens don't worry about whether they left the gas on (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:27:58
        
        Scary accuracy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:51:54
        
        ab lives in a pen (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 14:29:24
        
        as does Mrs Selwyn (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 14:31:32
        
        perhaps this is what all the driving's about (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 14:32:31
        
        Are you suggestirising that AB druv hum for a quick lunchtime bunk up with Mrs Selwyn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 14:41:31
        
        Or AB IS Mrs. selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 14:46:41
- Sorry, AB, didn't mean to leave you out (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 14:16:27
- Are you back especially for PK Hour? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 11, 14:16:16
  - Is he on? Splendid. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 11, 14:16:59
    - Hatton v Mayweather??? - small beer, wait for (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 11, 14:20:06
      - Derek Griffiths-tastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 11, 14:27:25
        
        lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 11, 14:33:05
fucking stupid country (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:04:37
- not even Paddington Bear is safe (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 13:34:56
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:36:16
- Nowt to do with the government - it's the judiciary. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:26:05
  - its this government immigration dept that handles deportations (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:28:49
    - But they are simply pandering to public opinion - well, (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:31:16
      - yeah, they are so ridiculously out of touch (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:35:15
        
        But you can't change the law case by case just because he's (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:39:23
        
        well actually he came here under the age of 18 fleeing war (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:44:15
        
        I completely agree with you. That is because I am not part of the wider (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:50:34
        
        if he is no longer deemed to be at risk (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 13:47:08
        
        I thought that was what the appeals process was for? (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:51:38
        
        It's to test the application of the law. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 11, 13:55:07
        
        well as usual in this country we apply the letter of the law (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:56:48
        
        Tosh. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 11, 13:58:34
        
        What do you mean "get to stay" - most of them are feckin born here! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:54:39
        
        Showing off my right wingerness im afraid (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:57:33
        
        Where to? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 11, 13:59:40
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 14:02:38
        
        Because countries would be queueing up to take them... (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 11, 13:59:39
        
        Have to agree. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 11, 13:50:26
- its your government (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:14:53
  - yep, and they are a disgrace at the moment (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:20:13
    - Don't worry, Eton Tory boy will really be in touch with (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:26:47
      - He's more in touch than Big Spender (and Borrower) Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:30:05
        
        Yep, I'm sure en Eton education is perfect for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:32:00
        
        Perfect for a sore arse (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:32:34
      - can't do much worse that labour at the moment (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:27:39
        
        Trust me, they can (NCFC) - Cannydc, Dec 11, 15:13:59
        
        Won't be any different - governments don't run countrys, (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:30:10
        
        otherwise known as the uncivil service (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:33:34
        
        "uncivil service" - i see what you've done there (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 14:05:40
        
        well might be better, can't be any worse (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:31:26
        
        Oh, believe me, it can be far, far worse. Fortunately (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:32:46
        
        I think you have a short memory (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:32:16
        
        Comrades, join the Bolshies in the Soviet Union (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:34:48
        
        Hey, (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:40:15
        
        Hey CB41, you must stop looking at the mirror (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 14:03:48
        
        Aha, now you have given yourself away - you're (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 14:14:33
        
        I see we're back to intelligent debate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:35:25
        
        Typical UKIP - (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:40:43
        
        why? Labour late 70s - worst government in recent history (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:34:25
        
        I might agree with you if Slimeball wasn't in charge. Wait n see how (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:44:45
        
        I am very much right wing (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:46:36
        
        But that is what I've been trying to tell you - the bungling (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:48:34
        
        So why does anyone care who is in charge? (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:54:10
        
        Because most people are greedy, self centered and stupid and (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:55:55
        
        including the socialists who pretend not to be greedy, (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 14:06:10
        
        I don't think there is such a thing as socialists any more, leastways (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 14:13:54
        
        Why is it... (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 11, 13:47:39
        
        Piles, very, very bad piles. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:49:03
        
        Cameron's one big soundbyte... (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 11, 13:46:14
        
        Possibly no memory at all (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:33:55
- tis very strange (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 11, 13:13:39
  - Is he in the first team? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 13:15:31
    - played 22 games in the last season (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:19:14
    - as far as I know - yes - I can't see why he wouldn't get a work permit (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 11, 13:17:15
      - only 22 games in the last yearlong period (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:19:42
        
        I have a feeling that will have something to do with it (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 13:24:21
        
        he paid 120,000 in tax last year!! (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:26:28
        
        If watford aren't going to play him, he should come on loan to us (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 13:29:39
        
        Now that would be an excellent move if we could get (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:28:16
        
        You've changed your tune (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 13:30:24
        
        How so? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:33:10
        
        There's was a thread on here about charles de menezes being shot (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 13:41:14
        
        There is no way I would ever have said that, unless it was in a (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:46:11
        
        could take a while (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 13:45:02
        
        Think it was our ever so likeable Webmaster. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jono, Dec 11, 13:48:23
        
        Thankyou. And if it was I demand satisfaction. (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:52:17
        
        Hmmm. Linkage ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:42:36
        
        "Those poles coming over here with their....erm....work ethic" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:30:01
        
        watch out Steve they will have your jon next! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:37:49
        
        my what ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:40:04
        
        ROFL ! Oops 'job' not 'jon' LOL! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:43:37
        
        Oh. Yes, they may well take my job if they are better than me at it. Fair enough. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:44:18
        
        bollox! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 13:49:32
        
        Yep, classic UKIP!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:53:17
        
        bollox! I dont support UKIP - hard luck! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Dec 11, 14:02:24
        
        Disgusting, eh. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 11, 13:33:34
        
        Still out of order though - the guy is employed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:25:08
        
        Isn't it the case that to come over here you have to be exceptional at what you do? (NCFC) - pants, Dec 11, 13:43:45
        
        You're not far wrong. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 11, 13:52:10
        
        Dunno. That's not the way it is here. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:45:59
        
        he came over here under the age of 18, as a kid and has made a career (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 11, 13:45:35
        
        Because most of them were born "here" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 11, 13:46:55
Link to the Hatton fight if required (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Dec 9, 01:32:31
- Was about to go out to watch it, does that really work? (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 9, 01:40:14
  - Give it a whirl now. It's working fine for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Dec 9, 01:41:22
    - Can't get it to load. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 9, 01:48:52
      - Which bit - does it come up with an error? (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Dec 9, 01:49:32
        
        Some bollox about protocol sop? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 9, 01:54:00
        
        Think you have to register for it. Was some time ago that I did it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Dec 9, 01:56:36
        
        Sopcast not the fight ;-) It's pretty simple (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Dec 9, 02:02:25
        
        Just registered but still won't work. Might have to go out then. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 9, 02:05:21
        
        It's working fine for me, sorry I can't suggest anything (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Dec 9, 02:09:46
        
        doesn't work (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 9, 03:02:29
        
        Go out or pay for it. I'm hoping not to get my head stabbed off in a minute. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 9, 03:06:49
        
        No problem. I'll get out in a minute, when I can remember how to stand up. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 9, 02:34:06
  - yeah works fine - just hope its the right channel!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Glenn Roeder, Dec 9, 01:41:06
- wicked mate, cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - Glenn Roeder, Dec 9, 01:36:37
i think i have just seen the worst film ever (General Chat) - conkers, Dec 8, 23:46:53
- I used to say..... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 8, 23:50:26
  - great lines in TV programmes... (General Chat) - conkers, Dec 8, 23:56:55
    - Are you a Bumsexialists? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 9, 00:02:15
- Are you doing a marathon this year? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 23:49:43
Cracking figh... (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 8, 22:15:17
- ok, Just go up (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 9, 03:41:03
- If anyone ever wondered what The Living Shit looks like (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 8, 23:29:36
  - Bring on Thaxton (General Chat) - Small, Dec 8, 23:36:41
    - Same, I think (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 8, 23:47:23
      - Thaxton v Khan Is the one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 9, 00:09:55
anyone have any idea (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Dec 8, 20:14:43
- It wasn't offside In my opinion, and I had the same view as the lino (NCFC) - Small, Dec 8, 23:07:35
- anyone (NCFC) - conker, Dec 8, 20:41:05
- Adams said........................... (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 8, 20:21:53
- All I know is that in the lead up to the disallowed goal was that (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 8, 20:17:52
- according to my source it was deffo offside (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 8, 20:17:12
Katie Melua or KT Tunstall ??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 13:52:39
- I reckon that Tunstall has a proper hairy clunge (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 7, 15:37:39
- Having now googled them both, there is only one sane answer to that question (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 7, 15:28:02
- melua without a doubt (General Chat) - craggyisland04, Dec 7, 15:11:28
- Rhianna looked rather splendid on the Graham Norton show last night. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 7, 14:31:21
  - indeed she did! (General Chat) - lurd, Dec 7, 14:42:15
    - Nigella doesn't wear knickers? ohhhhhhhh lalala (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 7, 14:44:59
      - Probably can't find any big enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 7, 15:28:15
  - would be ashamed to admit to that......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:32:27
    - I did consider that bit to be slightly embarrassing (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 7, 14:33:23
      - The only excusable time to watch GN is when he's the dancing priest in father ted (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 14:35:11
- Melua (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 7, 14:16:07
- Melua without a shadow of a doubt (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:12:49
  - wonder if....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:25:45
    - Bet she's got a right ole growler. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 7, 15:24:20
    - bet she shaves (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 7, 14:43:40
  - Googling Melula - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 7, 14:15:48
- Melua, I think she's lovely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 14:01:52
  - I agree............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:06:59
    - Once I've got rid of it, I couldn't care less what she does. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 7, 14:18:25
      - i bet you'd be a bit miffed if she spat it back in your face... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:22:00
        
        I'd have to......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:27:25
        
        someone get the tin bath out, it's time for the ending of todays last of the summer wine (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 14:28:53
- Tunstall... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 13:56:30
  - got a nose like Alice (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 14:57:48
    - maybe, BUT........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 15:03:10
      - no, BUT... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 15:17:49
        
        you............ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 15:34:52
  - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar edo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 14:23:24
  - hmmm......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:00:22
    - You know this do you or is it a (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 7, 14:05:28
      - the latter........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:06:25
        
        Not that obscure, surely. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 7, 14:09:57
        
        will be to the young'uns on 'ere! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:26:28
        
        Somehow this sequence always reminds me of WotB (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Dec 7, 14:28:52
        
        "Bob!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 7, 14:31:49
- Voting for a shit sandwich or a douche? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 13:54:14
  - Could you explain that for me? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 7, 13:58:20
    - South Park innit (General Chat) - Small, Dec 7, 14:26:12
      - aye, it was indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 14:31:08
    - nah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 14:15:33
£4.50 for a banana split? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:00:00
- Puddings are a waste of time in any eating out situation..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 17:05:54
  - i like this ^^^ (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 17:14:56
    - but then he combined them.... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 17:16:22
      - indeed... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 17:20:56
        
        yes (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 17:23:22
        
        ROFL (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:25:00
  - as well - my advice, (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 17:07:24
    - my farmer mate always has a big old pudd with cream, custard & ice cream (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:08:56
      - See, puddings are well working class! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 17:10:12
  - All time subject header winner by a country mile (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:07:18
  - what fucks me off is people who don't want dessert (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:07:11
    - PUDDING (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 17:55:07
    - The amount of hours of sleep I've lost getting angry about that is staggering too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 6, 17:11:41
      - days in my case (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:12:15
    - Who feels bad? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 17:09:01
      - me (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:09:36
        
        then order the pudd first (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:11:00
        
        you can't have ice cream for starter (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:11:51
        
        Have you read "Times Arrow" by Martin Amis? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:13:20
        
        If the c word isn't used at least 300 times, then no (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 6, 17:14:43
        
        having read other novels by Martin Amis, it probably is (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 17:19:56
        
        crevice? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:16:04
        
        sadly not (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:14:10
        
        you should, it's very good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:15:19
        
        notloB ni tes s'tI (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 6, 17:28:49
    - No,just we don't want to look soft eating some fruit based/overly sugary thing! (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 17:08:10
      - actually (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 17:17:41
      - oh i do (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:08:37
      - *LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE* (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 6, 17:08:33
        
        let's not (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 6, 17:09:33
        
        pj and duncan? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:08:54
- half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 6, 17:03:19
- £4.50 for a Coconut Cream Pie. Oh Mine! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 6, 17:02:38
  - i'd have a dabble (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:03:58
    - They do (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 6, 17:04:39
      - even the smoked salmon bagel? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:05:45
        
        No, all the burgers do (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 6, 17:08:02
- Do they really sell banana splits? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 17:01:21
  - huh? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 17:02:24
    - Do they do Beef Wellington and real Chicken Kievs, too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 17:03:24
      - they will now you fool (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Dec 6, 17:06:14
- why did i read that as "£4.50 for a banana spliff?!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 17:00:33
  - Because you are bonged off your norks? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 17:02:14
    - possibly! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 17:03:35
wotb hate update please (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:49:58
- Pity as more and Otto share similar left wing political views on fairness.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 16:57:56
  - PK, if I were to embark on a mass extermination of Gypsys would you be up for it or not? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:02:51
    - NO. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 17:04:35
      - another one flushed from the closet (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:05:29
- I don't hate you! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 6, 16:57:42
  - I don't hate IED. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 16:58:25
    - yes you do! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 6, 17:05:46
      - nah, there is a love there that dare not speak its name... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 17:21:56
- i hate ipswich..............oh, and...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:54:54
  - further to the cornish sticker (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:04:37
  - oh yes, all of them should go without saying though (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:56:15
  - he's orange, too (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:55:44
- OG hates Gordon Brown - I hate (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:52:23
  - you are PK all growed up though... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:53:22
    - nahhh, I lived in a Councl house when they were on right proper (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:54:37
      - oh? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:55:44
        
        I know, that's why I'm (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:57:12
        
        please reconsider........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:59:00
- OG had a bit of a ding dong with snowman, but that *might* be sorted now (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:52:22
  - Snowman won't talk to me (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 18:03:12
  - snowman is lying low until the winter (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:54:27
  - never saw that one coming (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:53:01
- Jimmy hates Jazz (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:51:47
  - johnny! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:52:19
    - jizz (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 6, 16:56:09
      - but the lead singer used to shag kim wilde! so fair play! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:57:48
- pants hates SiH (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:51:38
- NCFC4Life vs. Brandonio, and vice versa. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:51:11
- everyone hates me (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:50:52
  - hate is such a strong word, can we use "least loved?" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:53:30
  - Yeah, props!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:51:58
  - awwwwwwwwww (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:51:21
So, let me get this right. The instant SCC met pants, his popped his sausage out ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:27:56
- who popped whose sausage out? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:29:57
  - it wasn't as near embarrasing as when i won the norwich raffle (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:31:15
    - did your sausage pop out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 16:33:55
      - how big is your sausage Small? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:34:58
        
        It's like one of those lunchbox Pepperami's (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 16:42:15
        
        neat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:42:54
        
        shrivelled and wrinkley? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:42:52
        
        ... make your hands smell, and give you a John Denver Ring? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 16:46:24
        
        "John Denver Ring" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:48:02
    - the Norwich raffle? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:32:16
      - yes (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:33:58
        
        fucking aye! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:47:05
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:47:43
        
        cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:48:59
        
        yes i am (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:52:32
- lol i'd met him before (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:29:27
  - and that (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:30:38
    - i don't eat meat now (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:31:53
      - oh. is it because of the aforementioned sausage popping out faux pas or (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:33:23
        
        ooh you are awful (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:34:45
        
        butt I like you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:35:28
Can I issue a fatwah or do I need to be a muslim to do so? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:21:41
- Surely you know the answer to that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:31:32
- racialist! mentalist! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:23:34
  - Can you be a little more specific? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:24:52
    - Oh well, I was on the knowledge (back of a matchbox standard stuff) that islamic leaders (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:34:46
      - sounds good (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:36:24
    - dunno............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:27:12
    - There's nothing to STOP you issuing a fatwa (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:27:06
      - 3 out of 4 int bad. Adobe Acrobat: you are fucked (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:27:43
        
        what's Acrobat done then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:42:13
        
        It appears to have the uncanny knack of freezing up my work compooder (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:46:39
        
        might be trying to install updates (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:50:45
        
        I have taken your sage advice on board (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:56:24
        
        good, though personally i'd go for desktop buddies (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:58:27
        
        Or he's just been watching too many Bongo vids over the interweb (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 16:55:29
        
        that is definitely not the case (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:57:35
The official WOTB boxing weight class (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:20:49
- Light heavyweight. (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 6, 16:34:51
  - Fat bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 17:04:02
- Cruiserweight (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Dec 6, 15:57:12
- Heavyweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 15:50:25
- Light heavyweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:46:28
  - We've seen the photos (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:47:55
    - What photos ? :-O (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:56:08
      - From some pretend rugby tournament (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:58:11
        
        No danger of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:15:46
    - I haven't... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 15:50:47
    - His Christmasjumper weighs four stone (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 15:50:02
      - His "I speak your weight" scales shouted "Mercy" last time he stood on them (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:52:56
        
        But my Barnet weights nothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:55:50
        
        Good post to PK last night (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:57:12
        
        Linkage? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:59:59
        
        ........... (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:01:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 16:04:34
        
        "props" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:59:08
        
        It's embarrassing when old men do street intut ? ;-) Mind you, OG.. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:01:44
        
        I am 99.95% convinced he's just an act. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:07:38
        
        Yes, and they are both at Oxford (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:09:30
        
        poly (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:12:43
        
        roly (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:16:06
        
        Called 'Oxford Brookes' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 16:15:18
        
        I bet you any money you like the Oxford and Brookes students refer to each other as (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:18:44
        
        Or maybe not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:10:21
        
        Shit the bed (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:59:57
- sitandweight (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 6, 15:42:17
- My cock is bantamweight. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 6, 15:40:34
- Minimumweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 15:33:38
  - i thought so too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 15:35:13
    - I reckon he's having us on, and Smallis actually Hooge (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:02:42
- SMW (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 6, 15:32:49
- I have no idea how much I weigh (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 15:32:30
  - Mincer Weight? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 15:36:51
    - There was a boxer who called himself the Pink Pounder (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:47:08
  - PK-TASTIC (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 15:32:53
- superlightweight (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:27:07
  - that's because you stay indoors all miserable pale face playing cards and (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:32:38
    - and i don't have panic attacks on the internet! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:35:56
      - be interesting to know how that works (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:42:40
        
        a bit like this, perhaps? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:46:16
        
        And that portrays the step by step sequence of an anxiety attack how? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:50:41
        
        .................. (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:53:06
        
        + stop! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:57:15
    - no nerves here (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:34:58
      - funny (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:43:34
        
        lol half the sausage fell out (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:25:15
        
        i thought i offered to buy you a pint at walsall (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:27:14
        
        i think it was your birthday if memory serves (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:27:36
        
        All that still stands to be honest (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:41:54
        
        lol that means a lot! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:42:32
        
        I know it does, you've just got 2 of your 5 a day from that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:43:49
        
        hey girls - don't bring me into this (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 16:40:36
        
        sorry it just made me remember (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:43:07
        
        still stands (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 17:02:30
  - anorexic (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:28:57
  - and thats just your beer drinking (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:28:16
    - i only drink alcopops (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:29:04
      - yeah......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:23:00
- Heavyweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 15:27:06
  - fat cunt (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:27:45
    - getting a lift with Nixon (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 15:29:25
      - i see (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:30:12
- I seriously object to light middleweight being called super welterweight (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:26:56
- Trns: in stuns ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:26:14
  - hoorah for pens! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:35:52
    - Allow for some flexibility in accuracy - I did it all in my head with no pencil. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:37:33
      - hoorah for grey matter! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:38:56
  - Something wrong there (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:28:28
    - Where's Cruiserweight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 15:37:45
      - Tomcruiserweight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:40:48
      - On the Broads (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 15:40:22
    - I just changed his pounds into stuns. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:30:43
      - That's the trouble with pens (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:32:46
- PFB weight......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:25:21
- could we have it in stones please (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:23:54
  - ^^^ And yew. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:26:59
- Just Middleweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 15:23:42
- Barrellweight (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 6, 15:23:42
  - I'm sure we've got at least 1 heavyweight on wotb? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:25:04
- Super-middle, but I'm above my fighting weight at the moment. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:23:14
  - Chips n Guiness? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:23:59
    - *Guinness* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:36:32
- What are they in proper measurements - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:23:00
  - ^^^ Thare. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:26:50
  - 14lbs = 1 stone (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:23:38
    - I know - I'm bone idle ad it's you who wants the answer (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:24:54
- Super middleweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:20:56
Mrs Old Git has hired me a new Pilates teacher (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:34:34
- we demand photos please (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Dec 6, 16:04:31
- Good god OG, a bad back at your tender age? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:40:26
- Remember not to wear your 80s City shorts (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 14:38:26
  - There wouldn't be room! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:40:36
- it's a trap... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:35:43
  - Stephen Fry is coming round instead (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 14:43:27
  - I think it's worse than that (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:40:13
Shocking lack of lunch reportage (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:08:25
- Masman Curry with chicken, cashew nuts, jasmine rice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:35:23
  - fag for the corporal !!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:37:32
    - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:43:49
      - Did we ever use you as a crumpet rack, CC ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:47:26
        
        nope........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:48:57
      - ahhhhh, that picture...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:45:07
    - Wuddo !!!!!! (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:43:08
      - good to hear it mate........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:48:05
        
        Might see you at Huntingdon (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:50:06
        
        good good! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:50:59
        
        Okey Dokey (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:52:19
        
        ooh err!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:06:26
      - Have you thought about a pre-nup? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:45:16
        
        No legal basis in the UK (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:48:18
        
        That is the traditional position but I thought it was softening (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:53:42
        
        Well, it's an American thing of course (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:54:58
      - Good god, you're (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:44:29
        
        Sure am (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:46:23
- coughing in my own vomit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 14:33:41
- bacon sarnie, cup of nescafe, toffee crisp........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:31:02
- Breadsticks, corn thins and a ham salad wholemeal baggit - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:22:04
- first christmas lunch of the season (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:21:24
  - Parsnip soup is the king of soups (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 14:46:23
    - nah! oxtail or tomato is the biz! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:51:40
      - wrong wrong wrong (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 14:54:29
        
        soup served COLD is fecking wrong you mean!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:08:32
        
        don't know it till you've tried it (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:11:36
        
        know? Knock (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:13:02
        
        tried it.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:12:58
        
        dipping Cadbury Snack biscuits into Heinz tomato soup is the mutt's nuts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:19:26
        
        Heinz soup. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:21:47
  - Boooooooooooooooooooo - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:22:31
    - out of the 40 odd people attending the same sitting as me (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:25:43
      - It's the one and only, single thing that is good about Xmas - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:29:09
        
        Stilton (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:31:34
        
        Advocaat (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:34:04
        
        Yeuuuuk (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:35:31
        
        prefer boxing day buffet better than xmas days dinner.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:33:45
        
        Amen to that bor. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:35:07
        
        Ah, forgot Stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:32:55
      - I used to bring xmas pud over for my french 'family' - they just laughed. (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 6, 14:27:47
        
        tell the cheese eating surrender monky's (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:35:53
        
        Brie is rather good but otherwise, yep. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:39:31
        
        pants loves Brie (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 14:46:22
        
        Yeah but I wouldn't eat (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:30:01
        
        Hignoramuses (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:29:57
        
        i'd weep....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:39:39
        
        Maybe one gains taste with age, eh OG? Mind you, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:31:58
- burger king 3 pepper double angus meal, with a diet coke (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 6, 14:19:35
  - See that thing about e. coli in fast food outlets last night? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 14:20:57
- Chinese All You Can Eat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 6, 14:17:12
  - Up the buffet! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:24:43
    - Lucky Star... (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 6, 14:27:35
- Lentil and Bacon Soup, Satsuma, Cox (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 14:16:00
- My grandma used to take an aspirin every day in case she got a headache - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:13:25
- hall's soothers, tropicana (with bits) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 14:11:30
- Ham and Mustard Baguette, Monster Munch, Can of Coke (full fat) (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 6, 14:09:31
Might be boring, might be an interesting debate. Anyone ever see players playing or scorin (Other Football) - pants, Dec 5, 22:39:27
- The numerous Pape Diops (Other Football) - King, Dec 5, 22:56:37
- It got me thinking because Newcastle have Beye in midfield, and it made me think (Other Football) - pants, Dec 5, 22:46:47
  - there seems to be loads of fayes# (n/m) (Other Football) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 5, 23:03:30
  - I had to turn fanzone off, that Gunner was a right cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Dec 5, 23:03:07
  - Are you on crack? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 5, 22:50:50
Anyone play online poker? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Dec 5, 22:26:45
- Not much anymore. The odd freeroll for a laugh, it became really boring (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 23:04:38
- SCC 28 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 5, 22:37:14
  - what the fuck? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 6, 00:10:40
  - yes shitloads (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 5, 22:37:23
    - Are you on crack? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 5, 22:59:11
      - yup (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 5, 22:59:47
- sometimes, not as much as i used too, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 5, 22:34:31
  - Which site? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Dec 5, 22:35:46
    - poker stars (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 5, 22:37:44
      - poker fanny (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 5, 22:45:54
        
        I'll do the jokes if you don't mind (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 5, 22:48:10
        
        poker pants (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Dec 5, 22:50:25
Song for Chedwick (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 5, 15:54:14
- no-one else has pointed this out, so maybe you were being ironic or something (NCFC) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 16:21:04
  - No, I just prefer Chedwick, isn't it, what, standard (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 5, 17:15:38
  - Chedwyn ? Maaaaaarvelous, izzunit ? Thought he was English (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 16:22:50
    - he scored for wales (NCFC) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 16:24:23
      - and as everyone knows Giggs is 100% sheepshagging welsh (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 16:35:31
- 10/10 for effort (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 16:08:07
Morecambe winger Garry Thompson on goalkeeper Joe Lewis. (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 15:29:49
- One of the youth scouts / coaches tolde me about 5 years ago that if he kept working hard (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 5, 15:56:22
  - Cheers for the ticket btw - much appreciated (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 16:05:49
    - No problembo. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 5, 16:11:17
Update to that story from yesterday. Mozza to sue. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 29, 17:41:32
- Is it because they weren't real tears when he was refused entry to the Britannia book club (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Nov 29, 18:53:37
- I didn't say those things... (General Chat) - Dog, Nov 29, 18:39:37
- Pretentious Prick... (General Chat) - Massif Attack, Nov 29, 18:34:48
- I'd like to sue him for the f**king shitty 'music' he keeps producing (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 17:43:31
  - Cretin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 29, 18:16:34
    - after you're FS thing yesterday, I saw JCC is playing up here, you ever seen him? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 29, 18:22:40
      - Seen him a couple of times - very, very funny (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 29, 19:01:05
      - No - I've heard some stuff on record - he's probably worth a look. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 29, 18:25:13
        
        Otto - seen Atilla quite a few times, he's always pretty good. Very (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Nov 29, 18:43:40
        
        Yup, I've seen Attilla a couple of times too (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 29, 19:03:09
  - The man is a god!...LONG LIVE MOZ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Nov 29, 18:00:22
  - the irony (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 29, 17:46:27
  - It's a free country, you can if you want. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 17:44:10
    - Can I shoot Phil Collins in the face then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 17:45:34
      - You'll have to join a very long queue (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 17:49:43
      - yes (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 29, 17:46:48
        
        three cheers and a chorus of "He's a Jolly Good Fellow"? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 17:52:49
Fecktard info required. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 17:34:52
- Rofl... (General Chat) - Dog, Nov 29, 18:42:31
  - Berlin Canary. That's why he moved. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 18:45:20
    - Cunt (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 29, 19:04:52
    - lol, love it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Nov 29, 18:57:35
      - Give duck and chips a poke (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 19:01:03
        
        She's disappeared off Facebook (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 29, 19:06:00
        
        She was in a couple of weeks ago (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 19:16:34
        
        Eh ? I get the odd note from her... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 29, 19:15:36
        
        Oh (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 29, 19:48:22
        
        she did the same to me, the little tease... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 20:34:06
- That group is starting to look lovely (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 18:26:49
- ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 17:53:40
  - Yeah I found that but, should I wish to, the feck do (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 17:54:48
    - click on the bit that says "Join this Group" (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 17:56:01
      - Well that's what I was looking for but it aint there (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 18:01:16
        
        It's under the picture of the goal isn't it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 29, 18:02:02
        
        Yeah found it now. All a bit much for my old brain - off home. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 18:05:31
        
        yes it is & blimey he's managed it! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 18:05:25
        
        Why did it put that feckin Roach there? The stupid thing (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 18:07:31
        
        oh i dunno, somehow a big question mark is kind of apt for you... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 18:11:48
- here you go (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 29, 17:45:17
- Wow, did you manage that? Was it hard? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 17:38:35
  - It was a bit nerve wracking. Fecked if I knw why I bothered. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 17:41:26
- Have a drink. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 29, 17:38:28
- I wouldn't bother (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 17:37:49
  - Looking at all the posts below, I think that's good advice (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 17:42:03
    - Worth it for tudders' mongy facebook photo I suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 17:49:10
I'm in. Big old head and everything. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 17:28:45
- There's a Primordial Dwarf group, and a Puppet Bastard one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 17:33:52
MBK - on your facebook photo is that an impression of Eddie the Eagle? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 17:05:51
- He is Eddie the Eagle, shorter though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 17:09:04
  - shut yer neck (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 17:10:40
    - What's Eddie The Eagle doing now? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 17:11:38
      - Blimey. Quite a lot. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 29, 17:18:57
      - He works in spec savers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 17:12:25
        
        What doing? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 29, 17:16:24
        
        Saving specs, of course (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 17:26:27
        
        yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 17:16:49
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 29, 17:18:40
        
        He sells teddy bears to teachers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 17:19:33
        
        I hope specsavers haven't rushed into this, it seems a bit sudan (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 29, 17:26:16
        
        Do people go in and say "Should have gone to the Olympics" at him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 17:13:42
        
        He gets loads of Clump (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 17:14:36
        
        Skijump hags? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 17:16:16
- It is a bit isn't it? That's on a train in the middle of India somewhere. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 17:08:43
i've just been on my facebook (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 29, 16:33:49
- 25 others have. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 16:37:47
  - i will join, i hope smudger is not invited (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 29, 16:51:33
    - I doubt it. Ignore Brom's and Conk's identity crises. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 16:53:29
      - Has brom called himself himmers for a laugh? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 16:58:12
        
        yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 17:02:43
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 17:03:14
        
        'pants' actually - but, in essence, yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 17:00:00
        
        haha predictable, good to know I'm on his mind so much (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 17:01:06
        
        I love you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 29, 17:08:38
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 17:09:20
    - I'll kick him out if he does (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 16:53:04
      - thats very butch IED (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 29, 16:55:18
        
        ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 29, 16:58:18
        
        cack (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 29, 16:57:44
  - Who's on it? Salman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 29, 16:44:01
    - I don't think Salman comes on here does he? I may be wrong. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 16:47:05
      - What's a funwall? (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 29, 16:50:08
        
        It's supposed to be more fun than your normal wall. You can do videos and pictures on it. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 16:51:45
        
        I've got a sex wall. (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 29, 16:58:38
        
        a pornarama? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 29, 17:00:17
        
        its not as good as superwall though (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 29, 16:53:42
    - durrrr (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 29, 16:45:41
      - Salman insisted it was Macau, but Tumbly insisted it was Happy Valley. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 29, 16:48:25
YESSSSSSSSSSSS, piss off back home you poncie haired sceptic! (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 16:31:02
- you're fired (n/m) (General Chat) - Donald Trump, Nov 29, 16:42:05
  - Good - (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 16:45:54
- Donald Trump (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 16:36:28
  - Yes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Donald Trump, Nov 29, 16:52:29
  - He do, duttee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 16:42:05
    - What is the name for a group of Owls? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 16:45:09
      - a Hillsborough (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 16:49:18
      - A team? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 16:46:47
        
        What's the collective noun for fat people? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 16:51:18
        
        Cardiothorasic Ward (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 16:54:01
        
        A cemetery? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 16:53:07
        
        waddle (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 16:52:40
        
        pelanty (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 16:53:25
      - Parliament, easy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 16:45:53
        
        There was a right good owl on t telly last night - it claps it's wings (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 16:54:18
        
        you're thinking of a spastic with glasses (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 16:57:19
        
        Crikey moses - ottrepliestastic (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 17:02:25
        
        Good Lord! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 16:58:44
        
        Get your arse down for the Christmas quiz (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 16:52:55
  - Duck fart (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 16:37:49
- Not a nice way to talk about Otto (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 16:33:17
- & invest in in NCFC instead. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 29, 16:32:15
- Rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 16:32:09
What would you pay for a 2 bed flat in the city centre these days? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 15:52:41
- £9 (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 29, 16:03:14
- try the edp homes 24 site (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 29, 16:02:41
- 160k Upwards for one on Riversides (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 15:56:57
- Rent or buy? (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 15:55:15
  - I'm renting out my unfurnished one bed flat out the back for 200 euros a month. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 29, 16:01:52
  - I'm thinking buy to let. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 16:01:04
    - you can have mine for £137000 (n/m) (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Nov 29, 16:27:54
      - No, you are staying where you are (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 16:32:33
      - £130k for cash? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 16:31:54
        
        You don't want to buy one of them Warsaw tenement flats near the ground. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 16:44:58
    - wanna buy my house? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 29, 16:03:39
      - Hold on to it. He'll be back. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 16:07:46
      - Where you going to live Billy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 16:06:28
        
        Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 29, 16:06:57
  - And you wonder why I'm moving oop north!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 29, 15:56:47
  - Are you a rent boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 29, 15:55:52
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 15:58:58
  - The two bed flat below us has just sold for £200k I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 15:55:49
    - There was obviously a discount for the undesirable neighbours (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 15:58:28
      - We are the perfect neighbours! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 15:59:18
        
        hmmmmmm (General Chat) - megson, Nov 29, 16:20:21
        
        Haha! As if! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 16:21:00
        
        which part? giving out tea bags or the nakedness? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 29, 16:25:28
        
        The really improbable bit involved Brom sounding self-confident in the nude (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 29, 16:30:28
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 29, 16:35:01
        
        That's more like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 29, 16:32:51
- new build? Or older? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 29, 15:54:23
  - Newish. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 29, 16:01:32
Telegraph fantasy football password anyone please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Nov 29, 15:33:55
- CHUDDIES (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Nov 29, 16:26:52
- OWEN (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 29, 15:50:17